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xrayvision
05-06-2009, 04:21 PM
If you're just joining us...Chloe & Davis are touring the country with Miley Cyrus & all the screaming kiddies are pissing off Davis.

If you're just joining us...Chloe & Davis are playing a game of Blondie and Killed...err...I mean Klide.

ClarkNLanaTogether4Eva
05-06-2009, 04:24 PM
^ LOL! Nice statements!

If you're just joining us...Davis is seeking help from Sylvia Browne to get clued in on how to control the beast within.

If you're just joining us...Chloe is looking for a broomstick in the forest, wanting to fly away to Neverland and get a better, more stable life.

smeyer44
05-06-2009, 05:05 PM
If you're just joining us....

- Chloe and Davis are high-tailing it out of town in a White Bronco. They want to drive forever, but Davis is starting to get horny (pun intended, i'm not that creepy)

davidbrenton
05-06-2009, 05:45 PM
Jimmy got beamed up into a space ship, shelby ran away, and Chloe and doomsday got in a fist fight.

SGuthrie27
05-06-2009, 05:49 PM
If you're just joining us...

Chloe ditched Davis in the middle of the woods, only to fall into a mysterious portal that transports her to Loompa-Land of Willy Wonka fame. Watch out for those Vermicious Knids, Chlo'!

Davis and Jodi Melville hook up instead, and have a roadkill campfire feast! Yummm... a squirrel and deer meet smorgasbord!

ANNNNNND... Oliver and Clark decide to settle their differences the old fashioned way... playing Connect 4!

--SGuthrie ><>' :)--

Canary
05-06-2009, 05:53 PM
If You're Just Joining Us...

On Chloe & davis' road trip to vegas they picked up a hitch hiker in the woods his name was lord voldemort, and he needed a lift to a place called hogwarts so thats where chloe and davis are currently. Oh & Shelby is invisible now :D

super_j_man
05-06-2009, 06:27 PM
If you're just joining us...

Chloe ditched Davis in the middle of the woods, only to fall into a mysterious portal that transports her to Loompa-Land of Willy Wonka fame. Watch out for those Vermicious Knids, Chlo'!

Davis and Jodi Melville hook up instead, and have a roadkill campfire feast! Yummm... a squirrel and deer meet smorgasbord!

ANNNNNND... Oliver and Clark decide to settle their differences the old fashioned way... playing Connect 4!

--SGuthrie ><>' :)--

nice :)

Iyjju.....Oliver finally got on Clark's nerves so bad by telling him to kill everybody that Clark finally decided to kill Oliver instead just to shut him up.

Iyjju.....Jimmy just got superpowers and joined the Justice League.

KneelBeforeZod!
05-06-2009, 06:32 PM
If you're just joining us...

yes...yes...kryptonite and amnesia are still part of the show. faithful cast members actually.

...and, oh...jimmy's a junkie...just so you know.

*sneaks away to go hit herself over the head with a hammer*

Cogito17
05-06-2009, 07:09 PM
If you're just joining us... Chloe, Davis, and Jimmy have agreed to appear on the Jerry Springer special "Twisted Love Triangles". (Spoiler: The finale will feature a special appearance from Clark and a brawl with Davis to chants of "Jerry! Jerry!")

If you're just joining us... Chloe's master plan to defeat Doomsday is revealed when they cross the border and Davis contracts Swine Flu.

davidbrenton
05-06-2009, 10:50 PM
If you're just joining us...

Chloe ran off with Doomsday knowing he's the World's Greatest Destroyer (Of everything)

Jimmy, about two days off drugs, was admitted in Oliver's Justice League as a "hero".

Lois disappears into and out of people's lives suddenly and for long periods of time.

Clark uses time travel to correct a his wrong, and then declares time travel is wrong.

Lana's a superhero fighting "the good fight" in offscreenville and not making a headline anywhere.

Oliver Queen and Chloe Sullivan are self-admitted murderers.

Clark frequently lets people know he's gonna "run home to feed the dog" from Metropolis to Smallville (3 hour commute) on practically a daily basis.

It's CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUCKLE UP FOR THE RIDE!!!!!!!!

xrayvision
05-06-2009, 11:08 PM
If you're just joining us...you're too late and this week's episode of Smallville is over. Supernatural will be back next week at its regular time. Now stay tuned to a special presentation of a Smallville spinoff based on Chloe's dream in Beast.

[The theme plays]

Justice League of America, Justice League of America, Justice League of America, heroes with a half El, BDA power.

OkiyaShuichi
05-07-2009, 02:11 AM
If you're just joining us... Doomsday forms it's own team- The Wicked Doom.

skully
05-07-2009, 05:07 AM
If you're just joining us....where the hell have you been all this time??? :D

FlashInSV
05-07-2009, 06:49 AM
If you're just joining us...

Chloe ditched Davis in the middle of the woods, only to fall into a mysterious portal that transports her to Loompa-Land of Willy Wonka fame. Watch out for those Vermicious Knids, Chlo'!


--SGuthrie ><>' :)--


:rotfl::rotfl:
That is too good to be true.

Estro-gen X
05-07-2009, 11:29 AM
If you are just joining us
...Chloe made a big deal about leaving town last week...nevermind she's back in the pre-credits sequence
...Davis is Doomsday...no wait he's not...now he is...now he's not....here he is...he's gone
...Clark is showing real signs of doing something but has to wait another hour before he can, y'see there are 22 episodes to fill
...Oliver killed Lex for the greater good, is regretful but made out to be a bad guy. Is not currently satiating his fishnet fetish with either black canary or Zatanna
...Jimmy is poppin' pills. Jimmy Olsen is seeking out the bad mofos for his fix
...Kara is still searching for Kandor, Clark is secretly pleased as he does not like the illegal feelings she stirs
...The Legion are in the future LOL-ing at the whole thing
http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/04nbod/my%20forth%20album/karafing.jpg

Enjoy the episode everyone

madcatlady
05-07-2009, 01:09 PM
If you're just joining us...
The Chloe Mobile lost its wheel and Chloomie ran away!

Clark/Lois-fan
05-07-2009, 01:12 PM
If you're just joining us....

you've just missed Shelby.....AGAIN

skylar
05-07-2009, 01:44 PM
If you're just joining us....

you've just missed Shelby.....AGAIN

NOT AGAIN!! :lol:

green_arrow_girl358
05-07-2009, 03:16 PM
if you're just joining us........................................
you're just in time

Canary
05-07-2009, 03:39 PM
If You're Just Joining us.....

They Just Built a Starbucks in Smallville..

jpfort1957
05-07-2009, 03:51 PM
If You're Just Joining us.....

They Just Built a Starbucks in Smallville..

Right across the street from Krispy kreme!!!!!!!!!

twirl0408
05-07-2009, 04:13 PM
If you're just joining us....where the hell have you been all this time??? :D

:rotfl: my favorite one so far :D

Canary
05-07-2009, 09:39 PM
If You're Just Joining Us...

Lois is a worm. Thats why she's never around, she hides in the ground till the time is right.

*Ssssh!*

----- Added 50 Seconds later -----


Right across the street from Krispy kreme!!!!!!!!!


Mmmmm:D

keddy22
05-07-2009, 09:45 PM
[QUOTE=Canary;4816475]If You're Just Joining Us...

Lois is a worm. Thats why she's never around, she hides in the ground till the time is right.

*Ssssh!*
[QOUTE]


you mean, until it rains?

Chloe>All
05-08-2009, 08:47 AM
If you're just joining us, Tess has formed a baseball team and hopes to sign Manny Ramirez to cure him of his roid rage.

xrayvision
05-08-2009, 02:54 PM
If you're just joining us...Tess is talking to Lex's ball.