If you're just joining us...

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...Davis discovered Clark's secret stash of Jorel soap in the Fortress & is selling it to Jimmy at a price 5 times the street value.

If you're just joining us...Davis is showing Clark where his body will be stored for his soon to be unneeded autopsy.

[davidbrenton]

If you're just joining us...Clark Kent just pantsed Jimmy Olsen in front of Tess Mercer.

[rconner]

If your just joining us Clark admitted to being a BDA.

[aceofclubs]

If you are just joining us Clark Kent is upset he has to change the locks at the Fortress again.

[mildmannered...]

If you're just joining us Clark Kent has realized that black is the worst colour for the Fortress and has decided to paint it Wild Cherry Red!

[cksidekick]

if you are just joining us The Red/Blue Blur keeps leaving naughty messages on Lois' phone in that creepy voice.

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...Clark just found out his birth certificate was switched with Impulse's and Bart is really a Kryptonian named Clark Kent while Clark's name is Bart Douglas Allen.

[Tompouce]

If you are joining us...you have to know dogs are hermaphrodite

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...this is Anger Management Class and Helen Bryce dropkicked an orderly, Lex smashed a metermaid's windshield with a golfclub & Clark beat the crap out of everyone not named Chloe.

[Bre723]

If you're just joining us...this is Anger Management Class and Helen Bryce dropkicked an orderly, Lex smashed a metermaid's windshield with a golfclub & Clark beat the crap out of everyone not named Chloe.
:lol:

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...Clark got so pissed off that he turned green like kryptonite and his red jacket ripped to pieces. No more red jacket!!!! Clark mad!!!!! Clark smash!!!

[skully]

:D

[nightshadz]

If you're just joining us everyone in Smallville has just contracted Kryptonite enhanced Swine Flu except Shelby because nobody knows where the hell he is.

[Fawbish]

If you're just joining us, Clark and Lois kiss this week, and- WOAH Retconned. He kissed Chloe! Thi is- WOAH Retconned. Shelby is Naman, and A rival dog is The Ultimate- WOAH Retconned, Lex is now a cross dresser working on broadway and-WOAH Retconned. Clark gets very angry in this episode. 8waits for retcon*... ... ... *taps foot*... ..-RETCON. Clark ISNT angry this week, but overjoyed that Chloe has run away with his sworn nemesis!

[Davis Bloome]

If you're just joining us, Chloe opened up a betting contest for a cage fight between Doomsday and Clark, behind Davis back. In secret she also placed her bets on Clark... Big mistake!

[jpfort1957]

If your just joining us........Your about 7 seasons and 19 eppisodes late.

[green_arrow_girl358]

if you're just joining us....the episode hasn't started yet, so good timing

[Canary]

if you're just joining us..... Lois likes to spend her friday nights in a phonebooth.

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...Kiefer Sutherland is guest starring as a maniac who's using the Red Blue Blur name and has Lois against her will in a phonebooth.

[Davis Bloome]

If you're just joining us Doomsday is actually just a celebration day for when the first meteor shower hit Smallville.

[susangail]

If you're just joining us, Jimmy's picked up one of those mysterious jobs only found in soap operas.

[Chloe>All]

If you're just joining us, the Talon is showing an extra-early viewing of X-Men Origins: Beast, starring Kelsey Grammar.

[RedKalEL]

if your just joining us for the first time in years chloe sullivan is being hated

[House of Brock]

If you're just joining us, Gabe Sullivan has finished dead last in Father of the Year for the sixth consecutive year. Way to go, Gabe!

[RedArrow62]

Lois discovered Jimmy stole her pair since Chloe cut his off and gave them to DD.

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...Chloe has developed a fetish for all things pink and secrets & lies.

[green_arrow_girl358]

if you're just joining us...clark died before opening credits....look again, i had to

[SuperheroFan87]

If you're just joining us...........Clark got his butt handed to him by an enigmatic millionaire with the initials BW, Chloe is a superhero called The Blonde-Pink Blur, and Jimmy is buying drugs from Shelby. Plus Lex beat the crap out of his body double then he threw it out of a LutherCorp window, and Lois "accidently" burned down Clark's barn after a night of binge drinking.

[green_arrow_girl358]

actually that was me with the matches and lighter fluid

[SuperheroFan87]

actually that was me with the matches and lighter fluid

My sincerest apologies Green_Arrow_Girl, I see I was mistaken!:lol::p;)

[Jack-El49]

If you're just joining us, Chloe found out her early pregnancy test swab turned blue.

[SuperheroFan87]

If you're just joining us............there has been some cast changes.

Clark Kent is now played by Erica Durance, Angela Lansbury is now playing Lois, Seth Rogan is Lana, a completely bald Miley Cyrus is Lex Luthor, and Hugh Jackman is Chloe.

WARNING: This may be the cast ALL through season 9!

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...Clark joined Two and a Half Men to play the "half man" referred to by the title of the series who will be making his debut next week.

If you're just joining us...Justice League of America, Justice League of America, Justice League of America, heroes with a half El, BDA power.

If you're just joining us...if Lois thought Clark was well hung, she was half right.

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...Ollie turned down Jimmy's offer to be a partner in his up & coming pharmacy drug business.

[Davis Bloome]

If you're just joining us Clark intends to transform the fortress of solitude into a brothel for Eskimos.

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...PS3 forgot the black Brainiac crystal sucks people out of the Phantom Zone, creating a plothole that Clark fell into never to be seen again.

[Jawth]

If you're just joining us......Spike the vampire used his nail polish to paint the Fortress black.

[borednow]

If you're just joining us... Bizarro just beat up Davis for trying to steal his bit.

[AntMagister]

If you're just joining us, Chloe has become Lana.
PS Don't worry about hair color, in the next episode will be balck. :)