Give me a better line..Quotes you wish were in "Stilletto"

[LCforever]

Clark: Lois, are you wearing pleather???

Lois: Shut up, Smallville.

Clark: Well, I think it's hot.. (laughs slightly)

Lois: (punches him) don't make me hurt you.

Clark: What? Can't a guy admire your beauty??

Lois: (goes to punch him)

Clark: (holds hands up in surrender) Alright, I'll just admire from afar.

Lois: Didn't you have to go feed Shelby or something??

[xrayvision]

Clark: Hey Lois, I think your costume is missing something?

Lois: And what might that be Smallville?

Clark: A whip (he throws one to her).

Lois: Why would I need a whip? And why does this one have meteor rock beads throughout its length?

Clark: Because...I've been a bad boy. A very bad, naughty boy.

Lois: Yeah, well Lois doesn't whip men in her life. You're mistaking me for Lana.

Clark: Who?

Lois: Oh yes, thank God...there's still hope!!

[GreenYarn]

Clark: Hey Lois, I think your costume is missing something?

Lois: And what might that be Smallville?

Clark: A whip (he throws one to her).

Lois: Why would I need a whip? And why does this one have meteor rock beads throughout its length?

Clark: Because...I've been a bad boy. A very bad, naughty boy.

Lois: Yeah, well Lois doesn't whip men in her life. You're mistaking me for Lana.

Clark: Who?

Lois: Oh yes, thank God...there's still hope!!

:rotfl:

Oh my god, that was hilarious! And it totally woke me up this morning!

Although I personally would have omitted what comes after the "I've been a bad boy" line...the whole Lana stuff doesn't make it any funnier in fact it detracts a bit from it. But anyway, the whole kryptonite beads, hilarious!

[xrayvision]

:rotfl:

Oh my god, that was hilarious! And it totally woke me up this morning!

Although I personally would have omitted what comes after the "I've been a bad boy" line...the whole Lana stuff doesn't make it any funnier in fact it detracts a bit from it. But anyway, the whole kryptonite beads, hilarious!

That's how it originally was & then I added that other stuff. Maybe I should have kept it without it.

[zorasuperman]

Lois: Yeah, well Lois doesn't whip men in her life. You're mistaking me for Lana.

Clark: Who?

Lois: Oh yes, thank God...there's still hope!!


MY Fav part lol very funny
lana?
who?

LOL

[Rift]

Lois: We have to give this mysterious femme fatale a name for the front page. What do you think of "Stiletto"?

Clark: Nah--I was thinking something like the "Hooded Hooker". Or maybe "Superstreetwalker", or the "Incredible Skank"?

Lois: Oh I see--an assertive female dresses sexily and kicks butt and that intimidates you into tearing her down. Listen here Farmer Ted--we are not going to disparage this brave woman by dubbing her the Flying Floosie! She's someone to look up to! Got it Mister?

Clark: Got it. Ooo--how about "MegaHo"? *walks away*

Lois: You better run.

[xrayvision]

Stiletto reading a poem she wrote for the RBB:

Blurs are red
Blurs are blue
If you've been a bad boy
I've got some spanking to do

[roccanater]

Clark: Hey Lois, I think your costume is missing something?

Lois: And what might that be Smallville?

Clark: A whip (he throws one to her).

Lois: Why would I need a whip? And why does this one have meteor rock beads throughout its length?

Clark: Because...I've been a bad boy. A very bad, naughty boy.

Lois: Yeah, well Lois doesn't whip men in her life. You're mistaking me for Lana.

Clark: Who?

Lois: Oh yes, thank God...there's still hope!!


This is just simply awesome! :lol::rotfl::lol::rotfl::lol: I almost wet myself.

----- Added 1 Minutes later -----


Stiletto reading a poem she wrote for the RBB:

Blurs are red
Blurs are blue
If you've been a bad boy
I've got some spanking to do

Not as good as your first post but it will do. Lol.

[green_arrow_girl358]

clark as blur: move,lois, you're standing in my phonebooth


lois: wow, you sound a lot like the green arrow, mr. red/blue blur

[thehenry89]

Stiletto reading a poem she wrote for the RBB:

Blurs are red
Blurs are blue
If you've been a bad boy
I've got some spanking to do

:rotfl:

[xrayvision]

[Clark as the RBB makes a prank call to Lois]

Lois: Hello?

RBB: Yes, is this the Virgin Hotline?

Lois: No this is Lois Lane at the Daily Planet. Wait, is this the Red-Blue Blur calling?

RBB: Uh, no. I'm just looking for the Virgin Hotline.

Lois: Bud Bundy? Bud Bundy is the Red-Blue Blur?

RBB: Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!

[Cyclonekat]

(When Chloe is about to confide in Lois after Lois told her she was Stiletto)
Chloe: Lois, can I tell you something?

Lois: Sure Chlo.

-pause-

Chloe: Well....I have a kryptonian death monster I'm hiding in the basement.

[last man of krypton]

< Clarks listens to the thugs in the basement>

Clark: Should I just speed in, blow something up, or blow the place down...? Ah, there might be Kryptonite in there. Don't want to just rush in, fall over and look stupid again, better check first.

< x-rays floor >

Clark: 2 thugs and a table of money. Doesn't seem to be any Kryptonite though, so I guess I can just run straight in. But what if the money's been printed with Kryptonite? LOL, that's hilarious! As if that would ever happen!

< speeds in >

Clark: Oh, crap.

[LCforever]

(When Chloe is about to confide in Lois after Lois told her she was Stiletto)
Chloe: Lois, can I tell you something?

Lois: Sure Chlo.

-pause-

Chloe: Well....I have a kryptonian death monster I'm hiding in the basement.

^Funny!!

Clark: I know it's you, Lois.

Lois: Lois? Who's Lois? I'm Stilleto.

Clark: And I'm the Red & Blue Blur.

Lois: I guess we should hook up and call ourselves Blur-etto and give people what they want!!

[Canary]

Clark: Are You Stiletto?

Catwomen: Wrong Person.

Clark: My Bad. *backs away*