Favorite chuck quotes

[krpto]

Post your favorite lines from chuck episodes here.

pilot



<DD>Morgan: Stop the presses! Who is that? Vicki Vale (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vicki_Vale)!<DD>Chuck: [sing-song] Vicki Vale, Vick-va-Vicki Vale, Vickity-Vickity Vicki Vale, Vick-va-Vicki Vale-- [sees Sarah, drops phone]<DD>Sarah: I hope I'm not interrupting.<DD>Chuck: No, not at all... Uh, that's fr--it's from Batman.<DD>Sarah: 'Cause that makes it better.</DD>





<DD><DD>Chuck versus the helecopter
Sarah: Some people want to be heroes, and other have to be asked. So, Chuck. Are you ready?




<DD>Chuck versus the tango
Casey: [after throwing a microwave at a bad guy] Now that's what I call moving some merchandise.


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[jkashuba07]

Post your favorite lines from chuck episodes here.

pilot



<dd>Morgan: Stop the presses! Who is that? Vicki Vale (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vicki_Vale)!</dd><dd>Chuck: [sing-song] Vicki Vale, Vick-va-Vicki Vale, Vickity-Vickity Vicki Vale, Vick-va-Vicki Vale-- [sees Sarah, drops phone]</dd><dd>Sarah: I hope I'm not interrupting.</dd><dd>Chuck: No, not at all... Uh, that's fr--it's from Batman.</dd><dd>Sarah: 'Cause that makes it better.</dd>





<dd>
</dd><dd>Chuck versus the helecopter
Sarah: Some people want to be heroes, and other have to be asked. So, Chuck. Are you ready?




</dd><dd>Chuck versus the tango
Casey: [after throwing a microwave at a bad guy] Now that's what I call moving some merchandise.


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I thought we had a thread on this?

anyway mine is from season 1 Chuck vs the Truth

Casey: I got it
Sarah: I got it
Chuck: well whose better at it?
Sarah: I am
Casey: she is, damn truth syrum!

lol

[closetclana]

My favorite quote at the moment is:

Sarah: "Two beds?"

[SmallWille]

Chuck: "Could you press lobby please?"

[closetclana]

And I love this one.... I think it's from Chuck vs the Truth.

Bad Guy: Who's there?
Chuck: CIA, NSA, and me, which is a little harder to explain.

[SmallWille]

In Chuck vs the seduction after Chuck falls from the balcony he says something like this. Please correct me on this.
Chuck: "And he sticks the landing and the judges give it a 9.4"

In Chuck vs the ring
Casey: "Chuck me"

[FlashInSV]

In Chuck vs the ring
Casey: "Chuck me"

:rotfl: That was my all-time favourite line, along with Chuck's "Unleash the Casey" and Morgan's "Vicky Vale!" :lol:

Truth is, Chuck had so many awesome lines (that reminds me, "Awesome" is another beloved quote by Cpt.Awesome) that it would takes us books to write them all down. It is an awesome show.

[luvbobby]

Chuck Me. Def.

[big yellow taxi]

From Tango, I think:
Chuck: My wet suit's at the dry-cleaners.

From Wookiee:
Chuck: Middle name? Can't you just tell me your middle name?
Long pause.
Chuck: I'm gonna go get the napkins.
He goes.
Sarah: It's Lisa. My middle name is Lisa.

From Cougars:
Random Drunk Guy: Find your own frickin' fish!

And then anything Casey says.

[Loisistheone]

Casey: "Chuck me"
It has a certain ring to it.;)

[Jadarite_18]

Chuck Me. Def.

Definitely the best:lol:

[Skaterpen357]

Chuck: My name is Charles Carmichael. I'm a CIA agent, and this is my trap. I don't think you gentlemen recognize the gravity of the predicament you're in. Your call to the Buy More? Yeah, we traced that. Your compound is currently surrounded by 23 infantry troopers, 16 snipers, seven heavy gunners, four demolitions experts and enough ammunition to orbit Arnold Schwarzenegger. You're outmatched and you're outgunned. Those pea-shooters you're holding might as well be sharp sticks and strong language.

[acmur21]

Casey: This is how this is gonna work. I'm gonna go over there, rescue Sarah, capture Dr. Zarnow, shoot anybody who gets in my way. You, you're gonna stay here.
Chuck: So in this plan I basically do nothing?
Casey: Yup.
Chuck: Let's do this

[angelus666]

Chuck vs The Truth

(On truth serum) While Chuck, Casey and Sarah are waiting for the lift Chuck turn to Sarah looks away looks back.

Chuck: God your so pretty

[KKrazy]

In Chuck vs the ring
Casey: "Chuck me"


Always the classic.............. "Guys, I know Kung Fu!" LOL!! :rotfl:

[acmur21]

Chuck vs The Truth

(On truth serum) While Chuck, Casey and Sarah are waiting for the lift Chuck turn to Sarah looks away looks back.

Chuck: God your so pretty

I love that part!

[Welling_is_pretty]

Chuck vs The Truth

(On truth serum) While Chuck, Casey and Sarah are waiting for the lift Chuck turn to Sarah looks away looks back.

Chuck: God your so pretty
What he says after is even better
Chuck: "And Casey, your jaw was sculpted by Michelangelo himself"

Hee.

I just had an avi up with one of my favorites:
Chuck: "Are you coming to the Toga Party?"

[big yellow taxi]

What he says after is even better
Chuck: "And Casey, your jaw was sculpted by Michelangelo himself"

I think the best bit about this exchange was that Casey actually says 'Thank you.' after this. Haha.

[CaptainObvious]

Sarah or Casey in nearly every eppy: "Chuck, stay in the car"!

In the Truth Serum: Chuck to Sarah "You're Pretty"
Chuck to Casey: "Your jawline was sculpted by Michaelangelo"
Chuck to bad guy on other side of door who says, who is it? Chuck: CIA, NSA, and me, well, I'm a little harder to explain"


Sarah to Chuck: Do you want to dance?
Chuck to Sarah: You know I do.

[Mars Investigations]

"You came quickly."
"Charles Carmichael always comes quickly."

[CaptainObvious]

Chuck vs. the Best Friend:

Casey to Chuck: "Chuck, you're the poster boy for friendly fire"!

[CaptainObvious]

Just before Ellie and Awesome's groom's dinner.

Chuck: Casey, would you like to go to Ellie and Awesome's groom's dinner?
Casey: The intersect is out of your head Chuck. You don't need my protection anymore.
Chuck: I know, I'm not asking you as the Asset, I'm asking as a friend.

Casey slams the door in Chucks face

Chuck turns away from door: I tried.
Casey comes out in his sport coat and a handful of cigars: Open bar I hope.
In walks in the beautiful Sarah and distracts Chuck:
Casey: I'll go warm up the Vic.

[CaptainObvious]

I just re-watched "Chuck vs The Sensei" and when Casey and Sarah are in the truck tracking Chuck who is in the trunk of Casey's old Sensei, their vehicles come head to head in some parking lot. Casey looks over to Sarah and say, "The Vic can take the hit". Of course they than realize the tracking device puts Chuck in the Sensei's vehicle. Any reference to "the Crown Victoria" is funny.

[blueyes]

"stay in the car!"

"it's never safe in the car!"

"Chuck me"

"sometimes it helps to know that you've got something to lose."

"I seriously doubt that."

Casey: grrr (grunt) :P

"I'm the safest guy in the world." :D

[PNy]

The 49b episode:
Chuck: If you need and apple per day to stay away from that doctor, bring in the fruit basket.

[smeyer44]

"If I could go back in time, I'd go to Lester's birth. I'd love to see the look on your face when you emerged from the vaginal canal." - Jeff, of course (who else could be that creepy)

[welatshaw]

Always the classic.............. "Guys, I know Kung Fu!" LOL!! :rotfl:


FTW, that line was Made Of Awesome!

Also, from back in Chuck vs. the Best Friend (I think. I know it was when Jeffster was playing "Africa")... Sarah says she doesn't have anyone in her life who has her back like Chuck has Morgan's. Chuck's reply?

"Yes you do." Three simple words, but, man, were they effective.

[Melekith]

From 2.11 Chuck vs. The Santa Claus

Chuck (to Sarah): "I wanted to give you this" (referring to bracelet that was a family heirloom)
Sarah (speechless for a moment): "Chuck I can't accept this. This is something that you give to a real girlfriend"
Chuck: "I know"
Sarah: (speechless with cute smile)

[Melekith]

From 2.15 Chuck vs. The Beefcake

Chuck (to Ellie): "I have some news sis. I'm moving out!"
Ellie: "Ahhh yayyyyy!"
Chuck: "And moving in with Morgan"
Ellie: "NOOOOOOOOOO!"

[smallvillefun13]

hey folks!! here are some EPIC lines (back2back) from the premiere!enjoy



Casey(he comes into the room) : ahr.. I'm gonna be sick!!
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Sarah(after taking over Marco) : i know Casey... you miss him too.
Casey:What?!? I don't miss 'im!!
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Greta#1(first buy more scene): Are you interested?
Morgan: For what?
Greta#1: A job..!
...
Greta#1: Do you want me to show you around the store?
Morgan: Yes! Please that would be delightful. Should i hold your hand??
Greta#1: No you should NOT!

after a while...
Chuck: General i am out of the spy game.
General Beckman: You are out when i say you are out!
Chuck: If memory serves, you actually said "Chuck you are out of the spy game!".
General Beckman: I changed my mind! You are back, discussion over! And don't think you are gonna find another job...
Chuck: Why?? Youuuu, youuu, youu! That was you on the phone wasn't it??
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Castle
Casey: Good to have you back.
Chuck: Oh, i am not staying..
Sarah: I think he misses you!
Chuck: Oh, i know he.. "Grrrr"

after a while...
Chuck: Fantastic! No phones necessary.. unless you want.. i dont know what that means.
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on the plane
Sarah: Have you ever been in a long distance relationship??
Casey: No.. hmm.. I either leave or they die...
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in the Volkoff facilities
Morgan: Your phone!
Chuck: Yeah.. i'm kinda busy right now..
Morgan: Sarah.. she is sexting you!
Chuck: Not now Morgan!
Morgan: Gotcha! (typing) ... SHOW ME MORE...
Casey: What is he saying?
Sarah: He thinks we are sexting!
Casey: What?!? What is that even mean?
Sarah: (typing)... SOS
Morgan: sos..sos... Skin On Skin! (typing)Yes please!
Sarah: Come on!
(Morgan's scene very funny :lol::lol:)
Sarah: He still thinks we are sexting!
(i cant get what Morgan says on that line so if anyone can pls tell me to add it :) )
Sarah: Oh GOD!!
Morgan: (typing)... Daddy likes... you're in trouble..
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escaping the Volkoff building
Casey: Move it - move it!! Lets go - lets go!! Everybody alive??
Morgan: I'm OK , i'm OK.. little cool but..
Casey: Anyone that matters??
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[protector91]

Early season 1:

Casey has Chuck up against a wall by the neck.

Chuck (gasping for breath) : Casey. You're hurting the intersect.

[clinga17]

hey folks!! here are some EPIC lines (back2back) from the premiere!enjoy

Greta#1(first buy more scene): Are you interested?
Morgan: For what?
Greta#1: A job..!
...
Greta#1: Do you want me to show you around the store?
Morgan: Yes! Please that would be delightful. Should i hold your hand??
Greta#1: No you should NOT!

in the Volkoff facilities
Morgan: Your phone!
Chuck: Yeah.. i'm kinda busy right now..
Morgan: Sarah.. she is sexting you!
Chuck: Not now Morgan!
Morgan: Gotcha! (typing) ... SHOW ME MORE...
Casey: What is he saying?
Sarah: He thinks we are sexting!
Casey: What?!? What is that even mean?
Sarah: (typing)... SOS
Morgan: sos..sos... Skin On Skin! (typing)Yes please!
Sarah: Come on!
(Morgan's scene very funny :lol::lol:)
Sarah: He still thinks we are sexting!
(i cant get what Morgan says on that line so if anyone can pls tell me to add it :) )
Sarah: Oh GOD!!
Morgan: (typing)... Daddy likes... you're in trouble..


Thanks Spiros for sharing :D !! those are the best from the premiere. atleast what i think :) :!!!!

[smallvillefun13]

Thanks Spiros for sharing :D !! those are the best from the premiere. atleast what i think :) :!!!!
no prob :D i'll try to do that on every episode in S4.. i think S4 is gonna be pretty entertaining and i HOPE it wont be canceled :D :cool:

[clinga17]

YES !!

and hope they do more than 13 episodes :P

[smallvillefun13]

"holly cow" Morgan :lol:
hell yeah i hope they will extend it and keep airing for a couple of years :D
and after that i want to see Yvonne in a new show :D

[jjgravitas]

Morgan is commenting on the one major flaw of the scarey efficiency of the new CIA version of the New Buy More:

"It's like the first version of the matrix. It wasn't accepted. Entire crops were lost, dude."

[BRAISKI]

Mama B: Come with me if you want to live...

(Quote from Terminator 2)! Awesome movie btw :D

[protector91]

Chuck vs. the murder

Chuck: Colonel Casey would never kill someone... that didn't deserve it

*2 minutes later*

Chuck: Sarah Walker would never kill someone... that didn't deserve it.

Some point during the start of the second season

Casey: Did someone order take out!? (Said after he crashes into a restauraunt in one of the nerd herd vehicles.)