Quotes you wish were in Eternal

[xrayvision]

Davis: I have to kill you Clark.

Clark: Why? What did I ever do to you?

Davis: You got pie all those years. I only got cowpie.

Clark: Oh. Yeah, well you have a point. Yeah, kill me.

Davis: You're gonna lie down & let me kill you?

Clark: Yeah. Will it be painless?

Davis: No, you will be mashed into little Clarkie bits.

Clark: Oh well, such is the price for eating pie.

[Davis tries to turn into Doomsday]

Davis: I can't.

Clark: Why, you feel bad?

Davis: No. You're just too gutless to kill. I mean what kind of creature would I be if I did it? I'll have to kill a canary as it lands in my hand instead. At least it will put up more of a fight.

[krpto]

Davis: I was sent here to killyou clark
Clark:well that sucks.

[devilicus rebel]

Doomsday: "Doomsday...SMASH!"

[Cage]

Lois (from outside camera sight) : Boy! Am I glad to see you!!

PS - I use this in all eppies "quotes.." threads

[chlo-el]

Clark: No worries Davis I'll save you here's some Black K and phantom Zone crystal. We'll just seperate you and put Doomsday in the Phantom Zone. It's all good.

[Bizarrolover]

Clark: 'I miss Lois. Things are so much interesting when she's around'.

[luthorian]

Clark: No worries Davis I'll save you here's some Black K and phantom Zone crystal. We'll just seperate you and put Doomsday in the Phantom Zone. It's all good.

:D Perfect.

[Tompouce]

Davis: I was sent here to killyou clark
Clark:well that sucks.
:rotfl:An amazing scene:lol:

[Cage]

Davis: I was sent here to killyou clark
Clark:well that sucks.

That's one of the better lines ever in the series :rotfl::lol:

[FlashInSV]

Clark: No worries Davis I'll save you here's some Black K and phantom Zone crystal. We'll just seperate you and put Doomsday in the Phantom Zone. It's all good.

That's WAY to smart for Clark...Tell the truth: Chloe thought about it first, didn't she? :lol::lol:

[chlo-el]

That's WAY to smart for Clark...Tell the truth: Chloe thought about it first, didn't she? :lol::lol:

Yeah, she just handed them to him and gave him a how to manuel on how to use both. J/K. :lol:

[Rift]

Tess: Cut the crap, Clark--I saw you fly to the top of the Daily Planet last week.

Clark: That's ridiculous--I can't fly.

Tess: Oh, I'm sorry--I saw you "jumping with style".

Clark: Wasn't me.

Tess: But you were talking to Chloe and then you went--I SAW you clear as day.

Clark: Wasn't me.

Tess: Nurse! Kindly remove "Eddie Murphy" from my room!

Clark waving hand: You don't need to call the nurse. This isn't the alien you are looking for.

Tess: Dude--did you just try to Jedi mind trick me?

Clark: No.

Tess: Wanna come pinch my neck now for good measure?

[Violet-Shadow]

Clark: I miss Lois.

Chloe: Uh, Clark, this Davis revelation is kind of important.

Clark: Right, I know. I still miss Lois though.

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Lois: Jimmy was right about Davis! He is a serial killer! I should've listened to him...

Jimmy: Vindication. Feels pretty awesome.

[Clana Kent]

Clark: I miss Lana
Chloe: I don't think this is the best time to think about your past loves, Clark.
Clark: What? Past love? What do you mean?
Chloe: Well, I thought you were hitting on Lois...
Clark: Lois? Lois who?
Chloe: Nice try, handsome. Snap out of it.
Clark: Okay, I'll snap out of thinking about that Lois-figure. Now let's find Lana, we need to cure her from the suit!
*Kelly Clarkson's "If I can't have you" starts to play*
"If I can't have you, then I don't want anyone."


Man, I wish Lana was still in Smallville :( Smallville isn't as good as it used to be :\

[jpfort1957]

Clark: Ollie! Is there something your hiding from me????????????
Ollie: Lana tried to stop the beast. He ripped her to shreads in mere seconds. Sorry Clark

[Carito_2p]

middle of the fight.

Grrrrrrrrrahhhhhhgggg!

aaaaahhhhhhrhhhfff!

Doomsday: I kill yooou!

Clark: Nooooo!

Stops fighting...

Clark in a whiny voice... "I broke a nail"

Doomsday grunting... "I broke bone"

[workshyslacker]

Davis: Chloe, this isn't working out

Chloe: ...

Davis: You and me...the Ultimate Destroyer doesn't do triangles...it's bad for my mojo... gets in the way of maiming and killing...

Chloe: But Davis, what we have is special-

Davis: "You are special." But I'm just not that into you!

[ginnyfan]

Clark: No worries Davis I'll save you here's some Black K and phantom Zone crystal. We'll just seperate you and put Doomsday in the Phantom Zone. It's all good.

Hey that works!

[xrayvision]

Tess: The Kawatche say that the 2-headed monster is the 2 sides of the destroyer.

Clark: That's horsecrap Tess.

Tess: What?

Clark: I saw Lex touch the Starblade. It disintegrated.

Tess: The Star-what?

Clark: And you consider yourself an expert. Get outta here!!

Tess: But...

Clark: Oh, and by the way honey, that means Lex is Sageeth, my mortal enemy, so guess what...he's alive & comin' for ya!!

Tess: Oh crap!

Clark: So go worry about yourself before sticking your nose in my business.

[Welling_is_pretty]

Clark: "We could have been brothers Davis! And then taken in Ryan and had a third brother! And then adopted Lex away from Lionel and had another brother! And taken in a young orphen named Bruce Wayne and had another brother! And..."
Davis, looking at Chloe: "Kill me already."

Davis: "You know Clark, your Mom was one foxy redhead."
Clark: "Yeah, I guess--wait what?!"

Clark, in singsong voice to Davis: "My Daddy imprisoned your Daddy in the Phantom Zone!" (OK, Sam did it better over on SPN.)

[xrayvision]

Tess: It has been written that the Traveler must die.

Clark: Says who?

Tess: The prophet Goughlar.

Clark: Oh, I wouldn't worry about his "gospel". It's full of plotholes.

[Violet-Shadow]

Chloe: (on the phone, whispering) Jimmy you were right about Davis! I was so stupid not to believe you. Please...please believe me when I say that. I love you. And I mis-

Davis: Chloe, what are you doing?

Chloe: (snaps phone shut) Oh, uh, just leaving a voicemail for...Lois.

Davis: Oh. Okay. You weren't planning on leaving were you? Because if you do, I just might go out and kill someone.

Chloe: Why would I do that? (cries internally)

[Autumn]

Chloe to Davis during the cage death: "I love you." :D:D:D:D

[Davis Bloome]

Chloe to Davis during the cage death: "I love you." :D:D:D:D
Why, while it was all written all over her face?;)

[ClLaLeChFAN01]

Clark; "Not everything is my fault, I cant control everything." He keeps repeating to himself!

[topping82]

Chloe through the glass to Davis: I Love you.

[Welling_is_pretty]

Tess: It has been written that the Traveler must die.

Clark: Says who?

Tess: The prophet Goughlar.

Clark: Oh, I wouldn't worry about his "gospel". It's full of plotholes.
:rotfl: Oh xray, that is great!