Where the hell is Lex?

[xrayvision]

Vote for where you think Lex is this week.

[IHeartClois]

LOL these are hilarious!!

[xrayvision]

LOL these are hilarious!!

Thanks. :)

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Option #8 was supposed to say "hell" at the end. If I could edit the choice I would.

[zHeN_zHeN]

Pleasuring Dawn Ostroff so Smallville could continue with more seasons

Well, somebody has to or we'd get Gossip Girl spin-offs instead. :p

[Tompouce]

Can I say something else ?
Lex is trying to find a way to have more Shelby's scenes in the next episodes lol

[FlashInSV]

Hiring a certain green haired clown to make Chloe's birthday next year a blast!

HAHAHAHAHAHA That was brilliant! Joker in SV!

[superjude]

Hilarious!!Chasing a Mr. Softee truck he stored his “cueballs” in for reattachment after Lana ripped them off. Te hee LAna,, LAna....Oh how I do not miss her.

[LoveHurts38]

Making mini-Lex clones to be included in his “Hooked on Lexy Phonics” kits for spelling bee prep

[Trailmix]

Lex is eating fresh doo doo and it's running down his chin in brown rivers mixed with small corn kernels.

[J_woman_power]

Definitely Hooked on Lexy phonics...haha

[SupermanRox]

Helping Lilith with breaking the seals so he could escape hell

[Violet-Shadow]

Playing gameshow host Zod. "Come on down! So, what'll be? Will you KNEEL or take the NO DEAL?"

"Uh...I think I'll...Kneel?"

"Good choice kid."

[SnowBird]

Pushing Up Daisies

[jpfort1957]

Getting ready for his return!!!!!!!!!

[skylar]

All the ones above are hilarious so i cant decide.

[FLyxNERD]

more importantly where is shelby

[Steve-El]

Oh God! I think Lex... is Tess. That means, Oliver and Tess...? Ugh!

[Kschreck]

To me, Tess feels like Lex from season one. Can't tell if she is friend or foe but it's obvious that she has some darkness within her.

[Tess is Smokin]

he's getting himself a nice wig for S9

[costas22]

Well the orb showed up so he must not be far behind.By the way,nice job Jor El of getting rid of that thing.

[MetroGirl06]

Chasing a Mr. Softee truck he stored his “cueballs” in for reattachment after Lana ripped them off

:rotfl: ^^ My favorite option! Lana sure is making one hell of a collection.

[xrayvision]

Chasing a Mr. Softee truck he stored his “cueballs” in for reattachment after Lana ripped them off

:rotfl: ^^ My favorite option! Lana sure is making one hell of a collection.

Lex's worst nightmare is the jingle that plays when the truck rolls around. That innocent jingle has such a bad memory associated with it for Lex.

[Welling_is_pretty]

Helping Lilith with breaking the seals so he could escape hell
I could totally see an alliance between them.

"So if you take out the Winchester brothers, Lex, I'll kill this big, strapping farmboy for you. And then together we will, dare I say it, rule the world?!"
Lex: "Hey, hands off the farmboy! He's mine!"

[green_arrow_girl358]

"i'll take case 23, zodie!"(howie+zod=zodie)
"then you die"
"case 14?"
"die"
"8?"
"kneel before the banker"

[Marissa]

LOL!

Hiring a certain green-haired clown to make Chloe’s birthday next year a blast

[RaniaLovesClois]

In a dodgeball game against Jonathan, Lionel, Jor-El & Mr. Lang w/o a protective cup

:lol::lol::rotfl::D lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[xrayvision]

In a dodgeball game against Jonathan, Lionel, Jor-El & Mr. Lang w/o a protective cup

:lol::lol::rotfl::D lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Then again, does he need one after what Lana did to him? :D

[jpfort1957]

He'd would be kicking back on his jet except Tess made it crash. His new and biger jet will be named "Alexander 1". A strange name for Ollies new jet.

[xrayvision]

I could just imagine round 2 of his friendship with Clark. Clark is flying and his jet hits him & is going down. Clark has to save him and a whole investigation begins behind a facade of friendship.

[Welling_is_pretty]

I could just imagine round 2 of his friendship with Clark. Clark is flying and his jet hits him & is going down. Clark has to save him and a whole investigation begins behind a facade of friendship.
:rotfl: Clark does seem to have a "thing" for billionaires with secrets....

[xrayvision]

I know, right? :lol:

Lex
Lionel
Oliver
Virgil Swann
Vince McMahon (well, Chloe compared Richter Maddox to him anyway)