Quotes from "Hex"

[Routh]

Discuss your favorite quotes from Hex here!

[rip23]

im a reg green arrow clark says to chole/lois

[Saph]

Chloe: Watchtower is officially online.

Clark: Wow. The acoustics up here are amazing!

Lois: Gimme gimme...

Haha. Hex was an episode with a ton of funny quotes. :D

[redkryptoniteisthebest]

Chloe: "Are you gonna do something?"

Clark: "Yeah! 911?"

:rotfl:

[hyped4lnc]

I love this one. I can't remember it word from word.

Clark: Just don't tell human resources.

Clark: Do you know English?

[Kel-El09]

Clark: "Have you completely lost your mind Lois, that could have really hurt!"

AND

*Clark breaks doorknob off, and Chloe asks him what he thinks of his strenth and he says...*
Clark: I think......this doorknob needs better maintainence. Look at the rust in here. No wonder it broke right off!

HAHAHAHA

[Karafan1]

Clark "Can this wait until after your post lunch, pre-dinner, after coffee snack break?":lol:

[Kel-El09]

Clark "Can this wait until after your post lunch, pre-dinner, after coffee snack break?":lol:

Oh, that was a good one too!!

[skylar]

There are so many to chose from the whole episode you can quote.

[ClarkyBoy14]

Clark [to Zatanna]: Reverse the curse...

Okay, so it wasn't that great of a quote, I just like it because it rhymes. :p

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Oh, that was a good one too!!

It really was. :lol:

[stenochick]

Chloe: Watchtower officially online.

Clark (to Chlois): What? Like Green Arrow?

The entire rooftop scene with Clark and Chlois. That was very funny. I will post more after I rewatch it.

[Lilah]

Chloe: "Are you gonna do something?"

Clark: "Yeah! 911?"

:rotfl:
That was my top favorite part lmao!

[IvanDA]

Chloe: (As Lois): "You had time to answer 6 phone calls and you couldn't call Chloe on her Birthday."

Clark: "Chloe knows sometimes I get hung up at the (pauses) farm."

Later

Chloe (As Lois): "It's okay. I'm Chloe. (Clark gives her a puzzled look.) Stood her up at formal Chloe. Planted one on you because Zod was ending the world Chloe. Krypton, Jor-El, Fortress, Brainiac Chloe."

Clark: "Chloe."

Chloe (As Lois): "Bingo. And just like that wardrobe malfunction over there, some magician showed up at my birthday party in fishnets and hexed me. But you'd know about it if you hadn't skipped it to answer voicemails from Lois. Not that I'm dwelling."

I love how she threw that in his face. :lol: :rotfl:

[thaynararib]

Chloe: Watchtower officially online.

Chloe: Up, up and away.

Clark: 911? :rotfl:

[Bizarro345]

The 911 line was hilarious. Also loved the "super hearing" part.

[Clois4eva89]

Clark: You're absolutely right Lois *puts his cell phone to his ear* hello 911.

*Clark pulls off the door handle*

Lois/Chloe: Now do you believe?

Clark: Yes I absolutely believe....look at the rust in this,it's no wonder it came off.

[bobby1984]

i would hav eto say the one about chloe saying to clark you had time to answer 6 phone call but you couldnt call chloe, but there was many of them and they all made the episode great

[-Nora-]

Lois: Lemme me see it.
Clark: Lois, I don't know what you're talking about.
Lois: [smiles, gets up] You have a terrible poker-face, Smallville. [sits on his desk] Gimme, gimme.
[Clark sighs in defeat, pulls out the frame. Lois looks at it, touched.]
Lois: [softly] Wow.... who would've known you were this sentimental? [gets up, smirks] I think we should...hang it up so that everyone can see it....
Clark: [grabs frame] This is a momento from my first day on the job...... and a constant reminder there's only one Lois Lane.
Lois: You better believe it.

[yomama]

Well, not exactly a quote I loved...

Chloe to Clark: The world needs you.

OH GOD! Chloe, not you too! Who DOESN'T say this to Clark? ;)

Chloe (about her birthday): "Less fire. More cake."

Spot-on delivery

[davidbrenton]

"I think we should...hang it up, so everyone can see it."

[Steve-El]

Chloe: Come on, Clark. You can do this. Up, up and away.

[ywm]

"Krypton, Jor-El, Fortress, Brainiac Chloe."

i laughed at least 2 minutes for that <3 ED

[SuperV83]

Chloe - "You can never be who you wanna be if you're always looking over your shoulder at what could have been".

I loved that one :)

[Loisdragon]

Clark: You're absolutely right Lois *puts his cell phone to his ear* hello 911.

*Clark pulls off the door handle*

Lois/Chloe: Now do you believe?

Clark: Yes I absolutely believe....look at the rust in this,it's no wonder it came off.
This one wins it all. and the U speak English?

[Dr. Blade]

Clark: You want me to call you if something comes on the wire, see if you're available-?

Lois: So you can stand me up again?

Clark: Lois, that was a-

Lois: Mistake. Agreed.

Love it!

[clois-destiny-forever]

Clark: And a constant reminder that there's only one Lois Lane.
Lois: You better believe it.

Yesssssss!!!!! :D

[a4g90]

Lois to Chloe: "One year closer to the sweet release of death!!"
Lois to Clark: "little blonde sources tell me you don't mind my assertive flair"
Lois to Clark : "Wow who would have known you were this sentimental"
Clark:"this is a momento from my first day on the job and a constant reminder there is one Lois Lane"

[needtheanswers]

OMG! I have to agree with IvanDA about this scene here:

Chloe (As Lois): "It's okay. I'm Chloe. (Clark gives her a puzzled look.) Stood her up at formal Chloe. Planted one on you because Zod was ending the world Chloe. Krypton, Jor-El, Fortress, Brainiac Chloe."

Clark: "Chloe."

Chloe (As Lois): "Bingo. And just like that wardrobe malfunction over there, some magician showed up at my birthday party in fishnets and hexed me. But you'd know about it if you hadn't skipped it to answer voicemails from Lois. Not that I'm dwelling."



God! It was hilarious! I loved the way that Erica Durance delivered that whole scene, total props to her!

[superkgirl]

The whole rooftop scene was HILARIOUS!!!! I couldn't stop laughing!!!!

[Djonn]

Chloe-as-Lois: "This is my Shakespearean nightmare, not yours."

Clark: "Weird has become so normal it's not even weird anymore."

[OkiyaShuichi]

''Watchtower is officially online! ''

[Clark/Lois-fan]

Clark to Chlois: You couldn't have been deported from Mexico that quick

Chlois to Clark: Aren't you gonna do anything?
Clark: You're absolutely right Lois...911

:rotfl:


Chloe to Clark: Whether you like it or not, Lois Lane is a part of your life now. And, considering the non-stop PuppyDog eyes you give her, I don't think you mind at all.

This episode has SO many awesome quotes in it! :p

[Jaderoyale]

Clark; "Isn't there a limit to how tight a shirt can be to meet dress code?"

Clark; I don't make the news. I just report it.

[chlark-x]

Loved the entire end scene with Chloe and Oliver at Isis! So glad Chloe is an official member of the Justice League.
So many great quotes especially the final words

"watchtower is officially online"!!

<3 it!

[BackToTheLies]

Clark: And a constant reminder that there's only one Lois Lane.
Lois: You better believe it.

Yesssssss!!!!! :D

Yeah Lois smacked that one.

[jobookjunkie]

So many great quotes in this episode! Especially loved ED's delivery of the "not that I'm dwelling" line....like she's mad at him and she is currently inhabiting her cousin's body...but she's the better person :lol:

"Post lunch pre dinner after coffee snack break" I have one of those too...Lois is so awesome :D

"Watchtower is officially online...lets go to work" was the best line in the whole episode :D :D

[SupermanRox]

Chloe: Watchtower is officially online.
Clark "Can this wait until after your post lunch, pre-dinner, after coffee snack break?":lol:These are my favorites.


followed VERY closely by:


Clark; "Isn't there a limit to how tight a shirt can be to meet dress code?"


Clark: And a constant reminder that there's only one Lois Lane.
Lois: You better believe it.

[FlashInSV]

He had the rules FRAMED!!!! That made me laugh! It was so Clark Kent.

Chloe's "Less fire, more cake" was brilliant and also Clark's "Chloe let me drive" delivery was hilarious. The enitre scene between them at the DP was excellent and ED's smile was just so infectious!

Also, Clark's "Isn't there a limit to how tight a shirt can be to meet dress code?!" :lol:


Clark "Can this wait until after your post lunch, pre-dinner, after coffee snack break?":lol:

Oh, so true, that was an excellent quote. It completely slipped my mind :lol:

[Tompouce]

Clark : The thing about acoustic on the roof at the end, the "right here":lol:
Clark : DO YOU speak english ? Like if the man was completely half wit:rotfl:
The roof scene was totally amazing !

[Rhaspodel]

Chloe: "Are you gonna do something?"

Clark: "Yeah! 911?"

:rotfl:

I was cracking up from the entire break until it came back from commercials. That was so funny, it was like it was Clark but he was a normal-day reporter calling for 911 instead of using his super speed.

[ClumsyGRL]

i loveeeeed the scene at DP when that poor boy goes....

"don´t worry miss lane, one day you get my name"...

gave me the impression that he was her puppy dog and liked it... and then...

clark:"you haven't insult me once yet today and you actually cross the crosswalker!!!did jeff not bring you your coffee today??":rotfl:

the way he delivered that line like he was seriously concern about her, damn funny!!:lol:

[Angel of Mercy]

CK: Pff, Isn't there a limit to how tight a shirt can be to meet dress code?
CS/LL: Really? Even you? Here's the thing...I never made it to Mexico.
CK: Right, can this wait until after your post-lunch, pre-dinner, after-coffee, snack break?

CK: It's gotta be tough when the person you're trying to build your life with doesn't believe in you.

CK: Isn't this the part where you tell me to saddle up?
CS/LL: Start your engines--Smallville.

OQ: Can't you just wiggle your nose and pull it out of a hat or something? :lol:

CS/LL: It's ok I'm Chloe. Stood her up at formal Chloe. Planted one on you because Zod was ending the world Chloe. Krypton, Jor-El, Fortress, Brainiac Chloe.

CS/LL: You're an equal-opportunity good guy. I get it.

CS/LL: Aren't you going to do anything?
CK: You're absolutely right Lois. 911?

CS/LL: She bippity, boppity, booped you too!

CK: If something seems too weird to be true, it usually is.
CS/LL: What?
CK: Lois Lane rules of reporting? C'mon like you'd let me forget.

Written in frame (had to freeze the video for this):
1) Always know your source.
2) Always make a good first impression (and don't screw up with the boss).
3) Do whatever it takes to get the story.
4) If something seems too weird to be true, it usually is.
5) Never take deadlines too seriously.
6) Triple check your facts.
7) Put all the good stuff at the beginning.

CK: Now wait a second. We're not allowed to be up here Lois.
CS/LL: Clark, snap out of it. You're a hero.
CK: I'm a regular green arrow. Lois, I don't make the news I just report it.
CS/LL: You are the biggest news there is. You are a superhuman being from another planet!
CK: Ok, just don't tell Human Resources, alright?

CK: Did you just lock us up here?
CS/LL: Open the door Clark.
CK: Lois, it's locked, you need a key!
CS/LL: Open the damn door Clark!
CK: Lois, you don't--snaps the handle off
CS/LL: Now do you believe me?
CK: I believe is that this door needs better maintenance. Look at the rust in here. No wonder it just pulled off like that. Now we're gonna be stuck up here--
CS/LL: Listen, really listen. What do you here?
CK: That's amazing. The acoustics up here are incredible. It's like there's some perfect echo point right here!
CS/LL takes a swing at him
CK: Lois, have you comletely lost your mind!?! That could really hurt!
CS: No I it wouldn't clark. You've got superspeed, and superstrength, and superhearing, and x-ray vision!
CK: And I've got a deadline Lois. Now please, if you would excuse me I need to find a way off this roof, unless my superpowers include an ability to fly.... I didn't think so.

CK: I'll handle this Lois. clears throat Do you speak English?
Man: Yes. Do you mind telling me who you are? :rotfl:

CS/LL: If you won't believe in yourself, then let me believe in you!

CK: This is who I am, Chloe. Every morning I wake up with a purpose.

CS: Look I know you don't want to open up a can of Kryptonian-worms by telling her your secret, but whether you like it or not, Lois Lane is a part of your life now. And considering the non-stop puppy-dog eyes you give her I'm guessing you don't mind much at all.

CS: You can never be who you wanna be if you're always looking over your shoulder at what could have been.

CK: Is there something on your mind Lois?
LL: So how long did it take for you to realize that I wasn't my usual charming self?
CK: Ok, I have to admit I should've picked up on it sooner. You weren't as bossy as usual. And Chloe let me drive.
LL: Well, little blonde sources tell me that you don't mind my assertive flair. Let me see it.
CK: Lois, I don't know what you're talking about.
LL: You have a terrible poker face, Smallville. Gimme gimme. Wow, who would've known you were this sentimental. I think you should hang it up so everyone can see it.
CK: This is a momento from my first day on the job. And a constant reminder that there's only one Lois Lane.
LL: You better believe it.

ComputerAquaman online. Canary online. Cyborg online. Impulse online.
OQ: Arrow online.
CS: Watchtower is officially online. Let's get to work.

[Tompouce]

Thanks a lot. This episode was one of the most difficult for me to understand. I don't know why. It depends on episode...It was the same with Bulletproof and there was no Lois lol (Lois speaks to fast).
Just a question, what does it mean exactly :
CK: Isn't this the part where you tell me to saddle up?
CS/LL: Start your engines--Smallville.
I can't get it. Thanks
And if someone can put the last lines between Lois and Clark about "dates", it would be great. Thanks again

[Watching Smallville]

Lois: One year closer to the peaceful release of death. Happy Birthday.

[aceofclubs]

^ "one year closer to the sweet release of death" lol

[psyko69]

Thanks a lot. This episode was one of the most difficult for me to understand. I don't know why. It depends on episode...It was the same with Bulletproof and there was no Lois lol (Lois speaks to fast).
Just a question, what does it mean exactly :
CK: Isn't this the part where you tell me to saddle up?
CS/LL: Start your engines--Smallville.
I can't get it. Thanks
And if someone can put the last lines between Lois and Clark about "dates", it would be great. Thanks again

Chloe was trying to sound like Lois, and she remembered Lois always called him Smallville.

[SparkleforSmallville]

"leets ot dnuob" and "rood eht esolc" (loved Zatanna saying her spells backwards!)

~All of the dialogue when Clark was under the Spell. :lol:

Oliver:What is this, some kind of Magic spell to summon you........?
Zatanna: It's my phone#. ( LOL, I love Oliver!)

Lois: In the squeeky chair.
Clark:Is there something on your mind, Lois? (Loved TW's spot-on delivery)

Lois: Why don't we just table this whole, office thrown together in the trenches,
...... sparks... thing. OK? Back to basics.
Clark: Yeah, That's a good rule. (They needed to step back abit, there is still another Season of their "sparks".

Chloe: Watchtower Is Officially Online! OUTSTANDING! Very Comic-booky dramatic!
(I could watch a whole Series of the JLA and Watchtower/Chloe):)

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Thanks a lot. This episode was one of the most difficult for me to understand. I don't know why. It depends on episode...It was the same with Bulletproof and there was no Lois lol (Lois speaks to fast).
Just a question, what does it mean exactly :
CK: Isn't this the part where you tell me to saddle up?
CS/LL: Start your engines--Smallville.
I can't get it. Thanks
And if someone can put the last lines between Lois and Clark about "dates", it would be great. Thanks again

"Saddle up" and "start your engines" are slang for "get ready to go" or "let's go" i think that's what you are asking.:)

I also had abit of trouble understanding some lines, like some of the word was cut-off?:/

[individuall]

one of my fave lines

Lois: Gimme. Gimme.

[Tompouce]

Thanks Both. This is exactly what I needed:)
SparkleforSmallville : english in your mother tongue ? (I ask it à la Clark : DO YOU speak english ?:lol:)

[SparkleforSmallville]

Thanks Both. This is exactly what I needed:)
SparkleforSmallville : english in your mother tongue ? (I ask it à la Clark : DO YOU speak english ?:lol:)

Yeah, born and raised in Texas! :)

[BAMAGIRL]

"leets ot dnuob" and "rood eht esolc" (loved Zatanna saying her spells backwards!)

~All of the dialogue when Clark was under the Spell. :lol:

Oliver:What is this, some kind of Magic spell to summon you........?
Zatanna: It's my phone#. ( LOL, I love Oliver!)

Lois: In the squeeky chair.
Clark:Is there something on your mind, Lois? (Loved TW's spot-on delivery)

Lois: Why don't we just table this whole, office thrown together in the trenches,
...... sparks... thing. OK? Back to basics.
Clark: Yeah, That's a good rule. (They needed to step back abit, there is still another Season of their "sparks".

Chloe: Watchtower Online! OUTSTANDING! Very Comic-booky dramatic!
(I could watch a whole Series of the JLA and Watchtower/Chloe):)

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"Saddle up" and "start your engines" are slang for "get ready to go" or "let's go" i think that's what you are asking.:)

I also had abit of trouble understanding some lines, like some of the word was cut-off?:/

English is my mother tongue, yet I have trouble understanding Lois sometimes. :D She does talk very fast.

[MizMercyLane]

CK: Pff, Isn't there a limit to how tight a shirt can be to meet dress code?
CS/LL: Really? Even you? Here's the thing...I never made it to Mexico.


English is the 1st language in my country so usually i understand every word that is said. Even when lois does talk fast. (I'm a fast talker too) But i still had trouble understanding the above exchange....could someone explain what Chloe meant by "Really? Even you"
I'm guessing that i missed something here.


My most favourite quote : "Watchtower is officially online"
The whole scene was so great, it gave me goosebumps. An epic moment, truly!

[RunWallyRun]

Lois: Yeah, everything'a great, except for government oppression and slave labor, why?
*snrk*

Clark: To be honest, a life without responsibility kind of felt empty.

This is the Clark Kent I've been waiting for!

[SupesComicFan]

....could someone explain what Chloe meant by "Really? Even you"
I'm guessing that i missed something here.


Chlois was referring to Clark noticing Chlois' boobs. Apparently, having a larger chest than normal, and wearing the smallest bit of sweater known to mankind was giving Chlois different kinds of "looks" than she was used to.:rotfl:

[rconner]

Clark: 911

[Tompouce]

Thanks all to tell me it is not easy to understand Lois. I noticed sometimes even in the trailer people seems to not understand well some words and sentences, it is a relief:lol::)

[Iluvgreen]

Chloe (As Lois): "It's okay. I'm Chloe. (Clark gives her a puzzled look.) Stood her up at formal Chloe. Planted one on you because Zod was ending the world Chloe. Krypton, Jor-El, Fortress, Brainiac Chloe."

Clark: "Chloe."

Chloe (As Lois): "Bingo. And just like that wardrobe malfunction over there, some magician showed up at my birthday party in fishnets and hexed me. But you'd know about it if you hadn't skipped it to answer voicemails from Lois. Not that I'm dwelling."


ED was so cute as Chloe.



''Watchtower is officially online! ''

YAY! Offiacially.


Chloe to Clark: Whether you like it or not, Lois Lane is a part of your life now. And, considering the non-stop PuppyDog eyes you give her, I don't think you mind at all.


I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Clark: And a constant reminder that there's only one Lois Lane.
Lois: You better believe it.

My ultime favorite!!!! This whole scene! Every line, expression everything......


ALSO the whole roof scene was absolutely hilarious!!! I'm like surpirsed I didn't die of laughter.

[CryptOrchid]

ComputerAquaman online. Canary online. Cyborg online. Impulse online.
OQ: Arrow online.
CS: Watchtower is officially online. Let's get to work.


The character in the mythos was dubbed "Impulse" by Batman. Did we ever uncover an alternate SV reason for why Bart is going by "Impulse" in this AU?

[ClLaLeChFAN01]

The entire roof scene is my favorite scene!!!! Ive watched it about a million times!!!

My favorite quote would be...Clark, "Did you just lock us up here?" It was like the end of the world for Clark because he was locked up there with "Lois" and he couldnt make his deadline!

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Lois:
Clark: To be honest, a life without responsibility kind of felt empty.

This is the Clark Kent I've been waiting for!


I totally agree!!!!!

[SparkleforSmallville]

The character in the mythos was dubbed "Impulse" by Batman. Did we ever uncover an alternate SV reason for why Bart is going by "Impulse" in this AU?

I remember in S6 Justice, GA said Clark's codename was Boyscout and Bart's was Impulse, because Bart was so impulsive and got caught by Lex. Clark and Bart didn't get to pick their own codenames. :lol:

I think the RL reason is cause DC didn't allow SV to use the "Flash" name.

[MrsK]

"leets ot dnuob" and "rood eht esolc" (loved Zatanna saying her spells backwards!)

Did you catch what she said backwards on the roof of the DP, Sparkle? I got "daed eht" but couldn't figure out what the last word was supposed to be...

[SparkleforSmallville]

^^^I'll have to check again.

[Kryptochloe]

"WATCHTOWER IS OFFICIALLY ON LINE" ... The best !!! :D yeeeyyy!!!!!!!!!!

[SparkleforSmallville]

MrsK, The first word Zatanna says on the DP roof, sounds like "Daddy?"

I could be wrong, for some reason some of the words in this episode sounded choppy:confused:

[disciples of zod]

"Not good." LOVED IT! :rotfl:

~K

[MizMercyLane]

Thanks SupesComicFan. That explains a lot!! :rotfl:

[skully]

Did you catch what she said backwards on the roof of the DP, Sparkle? I got "daed eht" but couldn't figure out what the last word was supposed to be...
I think I might have it. It took a number of loud volume re-listens but I think the incantation she says after "Resurrect John Zatara" is "Daed eht morf kcab" ["Back from the dead" backwards] :)

[MrsK]

That must be it! Thanks, skully! I was looking up synonyms for "raise" and "resurrect" but nothing seemed to fit... :)

[skully]

My pleasure. As you may have guessed, it was bugging me as well!!! :)

[Supsfan]

Lois: What is going on you don't sound like yourself
EDCHloe: No, me? Just got a frog in my throat

It's funny if you put in in the context of the Frog Eating Clone storyline on Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman

[Tompouce]

ED was so cute as Chloe.
ALSO the whole roof scene was absolutely hilarious!!! I'm like surpirsed I didn't die of laughter.
Yes, she was. Especially with the little flower in her hair, it is so :lol: for Lois. It is one of this detail which makes the story so good:D
The roof scene is completely :rotfl:To see Clark like this : "Lois, it could really hurt":lol:

[amberdawn]

CK: Did you just lock us up here?
CS/LL: Open the door Clark.
CK: Lois, it's locked, you need a key!
CS/LL: Open the damn door Clark!
CK: Lois, you don't--snaps the handle off
CS/LL: Now do you believe me?
CK: I believe is that this door needs better maintenance. Look at the rust in here. No wonder it just pulled off like that. Now we're gonna be stuck up here--
CS/LL: Listen, really listen. What do you here?
CK: That's amazing. The acoustics up here are incredible. It's like there's some perfect echo point right here!
CS/LL takes a swing at him
CK: Lois, have you comletely lost your mind!?! That could really hurt!
CS: No I it wouldn't clark. You've got superspeed, and superstrength, and superhearing, and x-ray vision!
CK: And I've got a deadline Lois. Now please, if you would excuse me I need to find a way off this roof, unless my superpowers include an ability to fly.... I didn't think so.

CK: I'll handle this Lois. clears throat Do you speak English?
Man: Yes. Do you mind telling me who you are? :rotfl:


I love all of this. :rotfl:

[skully]

Yes, she was. Especially with the little flower in her hair, it is so :lol: for Lois. It is one of this detail which makes the story so good:D
The roof scene is completely :rotfl:To see Clark like this : "Lois, it could really hurt":lol:
I also like the way he flinched like a big pansy when Lois came towards him after missing him with the first swing. Awesome nod to the bumbling Christopher Reeve portrayal of Supes. :rotfl:

[Tompouce]

I also like the way he flinched like a big pansy when Lois came towards him after missing him with the first swing. Awesome nod to the bumbling Christopher Reeve portrayal of Supes. :rotfl:
Yes, exactly ! This way of acting and moving, with his hands to protect him...:rotfl:
Thanks, I didn't have enough words to explain it in english. But the "bumbling" Clark in Hex is just outstanding. It is what I like the most in it:lol:

[Justin Murad]

Chloe: "It's okay. I'm Chloe. (Clark gives her a puzzled look.) Stood her up at formal Chloe. Planted one on you because Zod was ending the world Chloe. Krypton, Jor-El, Fortress, Brainiac Chloe."

:D

[Tompouce]

And when Clark said he had some problems to make the difference between Chloe and Lois (to Chlois) : "Lois is the taller:lol:"

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"Lois, I don't make the news, I just report it". The way he acts here, it is just so amazing !:lol:

[SparkleforSmallville]

I think I might have it. It took a number of loud volume re-listens but I think the incantation she says after "Resurrect John Zatara" is "Daed eht morf kcab" ["Back from the dead" backwards] :)

You're right Skully! I was looking at the wrong scene! :lol:

[Cellist]

EDChloe to Clark: "Start your engines---Smallville!"

[starflower69]

I also like the way he flinched like a big pansy when Lois came towards him after missing him with the first swing. Awesome nod to the bumbling Christopher Reeve portrayal of Supes. :rotfl:


That was funny, I liked the way he held up the door handle as if he thought it would protect him!!

[FlashInSV]

Now that I'm watching it the second time around, Clark's "DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?" was even more hilarious!

[Welling_is_pretty]

Chloe (As Lois): "It's okay. I'm Chloe. (Clark gives her a puzzled look.) Stood her up at formal Chloe. Planted one on you because Zod was ending the world Chloe. Krypton, Jor-El, Fortress, Brainiac Chloe."

Clark: "Chloe."

Chloe (As Lois): "Bingo. And just like that wardrobe malfunction over there, some magician showed up at my birthday party in fishnets and hexed me. But you'd know about it if you hadn't skipped it to answer voicemails from Lois. Not that I'm dwelling."
I loved that bit!

[Lnc4Ever]

Chlois: You're a superpowered alien from another planet..
Clark: Yeah, right. Just don't tell human resources...lol

[Tompouce]

Now that I'm watching it the second time around, Clark's "DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?" was even more hilarious!
Yes, I like it so much too, this Clark, what a joker:D

[Tompouce]

I like very much the Oliver's sentence with Zatanna when he tries to know how he will reach her : I don't remember exactly but his "and pouf ! you will appear" makes me laught A LOT:D

[lrog127]

I can't believe that only one person has mentioned Zatanna's "It's my phone number"
I thought that was hilarious. The wink and then ollie's reactions...:p love that part

----- Added 3 Minutes later -----

EDchloe: Clark, I bet it's that same witchy woman who did this to me. Now I know where she's performing tonight, If you can super-speed over to this antique shop and dust off any leads"
Clark: Superspeed? We didn't even bring a car....
EDchloe: What? pauses It's okay! whispers I'm Chloe...

I love how tom and erica did that. :D

[Samcool]

chloe: How did this happen? One day I'm on the fast track to my dream career as the intrepid reporter and then i blink and all of a sudden i'm this under qualified shrink for meteor infected kids who will likely wake up to be Psycho killers while lois and clark are marching to the beat with macthing press passes. Oh, and did i mention that i was able to hold on to happly ever after for 2.3 seconds before my marrage impolded. I laughed for about 5 mins. after she said this.

[ck123]

Chloe/Lois: "Snap out of if, Up up and away "

[Starsaber]

Chlois: "Oh my god, I'm Lois."

Clark: "At first I had trouble telling you two apart as well."

Clark: "Unless my super powers include an ability to fly." Just loved the deadpan delivery here.

Green Arrow: "Sorry guys. I'll make sure you get a nice Christmas bonus."