Quotes you wished were in "Infamous"

[justme_007]

;)Post them here

[stenochick]

Clark: For once, I'm not going to use a mind wipe or time travel to clean up my mess.

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Lois: Clark Kent, you are an amazing kisser.
Clark: (blushing)
Lois: That was you dressed as Green Arrow a couple of years ago, wasn't it?

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Lois: I think you need a better moniker than "The Red and Blue Blur." You are in a totally different catagory than Green Arrow, after all. How about, "Superman"?
Clark: Superman...doesn't that sound a little arrogant?
Lois: Clark, it's only arrogant if it's an exaggeration.

[rebecavaldez]

Clark: She broke my heart.
Lois: I'll fix it.
Clark: What?
Lois: Remeber, Smallville. That's what I'm here for; One save at a time.

[superhippie2000]

Clark: Never fear Clark is.....mmmmmmm popcycle.

[marcella]

Clark:"Lana who?"

[davidbrenton]

Clark: "I realized Lana's insecurity and selfish need for power is what kept us apart."

[madcatlady]

:rotfl:Lois: "wasn't I supposed to be in more episodes this year?"

[LCforever]

Clark: For once, I'm not going to use a mind wipe or time travel to clean up my mess.

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Lois: Clark Kent, you are an amazing kisser.
Clark: (blushing)
Lois: That was you dressed as Green Arrow a couple of years ago, wasn't it?

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Lois: I think you need a better moniker than "The Red and Blue Blur." You are in a totally different catagory than Green Arrow, after all. How about, "Superman"?
Clark: Superman...doesn't that sound a little arrogant?
Lois: Clark, it's only arrogant if it's an exaggeration.

^I love these ones!!

(After he lifts the desk with her on it)
Lois: You just turned so hot just now.
Clark: Really?
Lois: I guess I shouldn't call you Smallville anymore.
Clark: I guess I don't mind it.
Lois: Shut up and kiss me!

[llk6165]

Lois: Where's Josh?

[mr lane]

Lois: Where's Josh?

:lol:

Josh (me): Im around Lois...I'm always...around

Lois: "I have a feeling Clark didn't miss me or think about me these past four months." She says in a snowballed rant not really paying attention to what Josh had just said.

Josh: "He's still trying to fit in his new shoes, his destiny is bigger than what he wants to accept"

Lois looks at him confused wondering what big non sense he is talking about.

Josh can only smirk looking away trying to hide the fact that he's from an alternate universe where he knows the fate of everyone on Smallville.

"I just think he needs to get time over the melted sweet vanilla ice cream thats been sitting on the counter for too long, you know?"

Lois "How long does a guy need?! you men are worse than us women, I bet Lana is out there right now bunking up with some other beau!"

Josh: "Then maybe so should you to make Clark realize what he's missing...I know it may be late but I bet youve been cooped up here at the Daily Planet all day, have you had dinner? It doesn't matter because im taking you out to the chinese place around the corner, no debates grab your things"

Lois: "But...this article..."

Josh: "Can wait..."

Lois decides not to argue anymore since she has a feeling she wont win, she shuts down her computer, grabs her jacket and bag and is about to let Josh lead her out when Clark walks into the bull pen. He sees the couple and a crease forms over his brow.

Clark: "Lois..." He stars but doesn't know what else to say

Josh: "I was just taking Lois out to dinner, I'm sure you wont miss her." Places his hand on the small of Lois' back and leads her out the door.

Lois: "Um...Goodnight Clark see you tomorrow!" She says while being hurried off

Clark: "....Goodnight" He mumbles to himself long after Lois and Josh are gone from view.



:lol:;):cool:

[llk6165]

Clark: Who was that guy with Lois and where did he get the cool Superhero outfit. She barely noticed I was in the room. Man, I really blew it. I can never compete with....
****cool music in the background***

Clark continuing: Captain Iconic. I sure hope he doesn't take her to his crib and ply her with champagne until the sun comes up.

**** at elegant restaurant****

Lois: Josh, I am having such a great time. I don't think I have ever met a man who was so interested in knowing and understanding how I feel. I am so glad Lana interrupted that almost kiss with Clark. If she hadn't shown up when she did, I probably would be sitting at home alone binging on ice cream wondering when Clark was going to come back from wherever he ran off to, instead of being here with you.

***Lois sighs***

***Josh aka Capt Iconic gazes into Lois's eyes and puts his hand over hers***

Josh: Uh, Lois? Do you like champagne???

[mr lane]

After hours of Champagne and endless conversation between the two the restaurant manager has to finally run the couple off, in a friendly manner of course. They step outside and both decide they are both to intoxicated to drive so they catch a cab.

Josh: "You know Lois It's rather late, my place is closest from here, how about we head there?" Josh asks while itching his neck caused by his suit hiding underneath his casual wear.

Lois raises a concerned eyebrow in response to Josh's questions but soon her face falls to a look of amusement.

"You know Josh if i didn't know better I'd say you were trying to seduce me." While she makes her accusation she places a hand on his chest and shoves him slightly into the side door.

"You've caught me, I took you out to dinner to get you wasted just to sweep you off to my place and do things to you that my mother would wash my mouth out with soap if i spoke them out loud.."

Lois can only laugh before giving her bottom lip a slight chew. "You're honest, I like that.."

"What can I say...If I want something.." Before he can finish the driver pulls up to his apartment, Josh throws a wad of bills at the cabbie before helping a wobbled Lois up to his unit.

"The world feels like it's spinning.." Lois says while she throws her jacket and bag on the floor missing the chair which was her intended target.

With his mind swirling and a feeling of heat rising through his body Josh begins to strip off his clothes without really realizing his actions.

Lois with her back to Josh kicks off her pumps and starts to shed her casual wear mumbling non sense as she does so. "Clark doesn't know what he's missing I can't believe he gave up a kiss with me for Blahana. But not you Josh...you understand me and know what I need. I'm tired of playing guessing games, you know?" She asks before turning around to face Josh when she does her face falls into shock as she stares at him after he's removed his clothing.

"I know Lois I've told you already..." Josh sees her expression and at first jumps to flattery. "We'll a lot of girls have seen me naked but few give me that look..."

Lois can only change her expression to that of annoyance before putting her hands on her hips which causes Josh to look down and realize he strip down to only his Captain Iconic costume!

"Um....I have a fetish...?" He says with a shy like grin.

[blackcelebration]

CLARK
Lana who?

LOIS
Lana?

CHLOE
Who's Lana?

DAVIS
Hey I'm a monster mwwwhhhaaa!!!

[RedKalEL]

we start after bulletproof

clark wakes up

clark: man what an intense dream, lana with powers, lex dead, weird.

lois: come on smallville time to go to work

clark: ok lois.

[smallv17]

we start after bulletproof

clark wakes up

clark: man what an intense dream, lana with powers, lex dead, weird.

lois: come on smallville time to go to work

clark: ok lois.

:rotfl::rotfl:

OMG that would be awsome!!!!!

You cracked me up...!

[rebecavaldez]

**After Lois takes a bullet for him. Clark runs to her side.**
Clark: Lois, why did you do that? You knew it wouldn't hurt me.
Lois: (weakly) It had Kryptonite, Smallville. Besides you have a big destiny ahead of you.
Clark: Yeah, and you're a part of it.

[Super Maverick]

LOIS: I'm taking top off for the rest of the episode.

CLARK: Cool. Let's do some jumping jacks.

[rconner]

Clark: Hi Mom

[melissan02]

LOIS: I'm taking top off for the rest of the episode.

CLARK: Cool. Let's do some jumping jacks.:rotfl: Lois would follow that up though with....

Lois: Okay, Smallville. But first you take your pants and undies off...then we'll do those jumping jacks!!

[chlo-el]

Davis: I was sent here to kill you Clark.

Clark: It's ok I'll mind wipe you and fix everything.

[Rift]

Clark: The city looks so amazing from up here--why did I ever wait so long to finally do this?

Lois: Can the nostalgia Peter Pan--you better not drop me!

[BadaBingBadaBoomsday]

Clark: Lois, Im the red blue blur.

Lois: Yeah right, stop dreaming Smallville.

[chlo-el]

Lois: So Chlo you've known all along?

Chloe: Just since Alicia died and you told me everyone keeps secrets for a reason.

[latingirl]

After all troubles around Clark's alien invasion stage

Clark: Lois, I think the world was not ready to know my Secret yet.
Lois: What are you doing Clark?
Clark: I am to the past and I will change the course of events
Lois: why will happen to me? Can I remember your secret?
Clark: Sorry lois but it going to be like nothing happen, Only I can remember all of this,
Lois: Are you sure that I can remember? but you can, can't you?
Clark: yes Lois I am 100% sure, Why?
Lois: because I wanna give you something you will NEVER forget and also It can help you as a reminder of How much IDIOT you can be, and how much you are missing...
Clark: Wha...

Before Clark could finished the word, LOIS jump to him in a HOT, JUICY french kiss....

Lois: that is a spoiler of all Lois' entertainment packet... Smallville!!!.... Good Travel... and Miss me A LOT!!!! FARM BOY!!!!

[stenochick]

Clark: The city looks so amazing from up here--why did I ever wait so long to finally do this?

Lois: Can the nostalgia Peter Pan--you better not drop me!

:lol: That's a great one!

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After all troubles around Clark's alien invasion stage

Clark: Lois, I think the world was not ready to know my Secret yet.
Lois: What are you doing Clark?
Clark: I am to the past and I will change the course of events
Lois: why will happen to me? Can I remember your secret?
Clark: Sorry lois but it going to be like nothing happen, Only I can remember all of this,
Lois: Are you sure that I can remember? but you can, can't you?
Clark: yes Lois I am 100% sure, Why?
Lois: because I wanna give you something you will NEVER forget and also It can help you as reminder of How IDIOT you can be, and how much you are missing...
Clark: Wha...

Before Clark could finished the word, LOIS jump to him in a HOT, JUICY french kiss....

Lois: that is a spoiler of all Lois' entertainment packet... Smallville!!!.... Good Travel... and Miss me A LOT!!!! FARM BOY!!!!

This one is really great, too!!

[Tompouce]

After all troubles around Clark's alien invasion stage

Clark: Lois, I think the world was not ready to know my Secret yet.
Lois: What are you doing Clark?
Clark: I am to the past and I will change the course of events
Lois: why will happen to me? Can I remember your secret?
Clark: Sorry lois but it going to be like nothing happen, Only I can remember all of this,
Lois: Are you sure that I can remember? but you can, can't you?
Clark: yes Lois I am 100% sure, Why?
Lois: because I wanna give you something you will NEVER forget and also It can help you as reminder of How IDIOT you can be, and how much you are missing...
Clark: Wha...

Before Clark could finished the word, LOIS jump to him in a HOT, JUICY french kiss....

Lois: that is a spoiler of all Lois' entertainment packet... Smallville!!!.... Good Travel... and Miss me A LOT!!!! FARM BOY!!!!
French Kiss, lol, this expression still makes me laugh. Your story is good:DIt would be typical Lois:D
I think it would be better Clark kisses Lois but it is too soon I guess...

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Clark: Hi Mom
:rotfl:Excellent, I am waiting for it too:rolleyes:

[mapster10]

Linda: He is the first wave of an...

Chloe takes an axe and cuts Linda's head off. Linda turns into water.

Chloe: The first wave of an army of Shelbys coming to take over the world!!!!!!!!!

[latingirl]

French Kiss, lol, this expression still makes me laugh. Your story is good:DIt would be typical Lois:D
I think it would be better Clark kisses Lois but it is too soon I guess...


why?, lol

I my home country, after the last kiss in Paris (movie), we call this kind of kiss that can me you getting hot and "wet" as French Kiss... :rotfl::o

You know tongues dancing LAMBADA ;) in vertical position :D

[Tompouce]

why?, lol

I my home country, after the last kiss in Paris (movie), we call this kind of kiss that can me you getting hot and "wet" as French Kiss... :rotfl::o

You know tongues dancing LAMBADA ;) in vertical position :D
Yes, I know what it means but as a French person, I still wonder how this expression became "french" kiss. We are not the only one in this world to kiss in this way. Well, I don't know...It is just so funny...It could have been "russian" kiss or another nationality. This makes such a reputation LOL:p:D

[green_arrow_girl358]

lois: so can you fly?
clark: um, no
lois: careful, smallville, superman's gonna come round here and woop your butt for impersonating him.

[LuckyKrypto]

Lois: 'if you've got me, who's got you?'

[Alexander III]

Lois: Smallville! I can't believe I'm the first one to know of your abilities, this has got to be the biggest discovery uncovered in my entire humble life!!

Clark: Umm, not exactly. You're not the first, you're the 9th

Lois: And u waited that long to finally tell me about it, how could u...hello I'm me

Clark: I'm sorry

Lois: *heartbroken* again

[A_Chloe.S._Fan]

Chloe: Davis, I love you!

[Darth Pipes]

This episode opened itself up for a lot of quotes that should have been put in...

Lois: "I guess I should stop calling you Smallville."
Clark: "Actually, Lois, you'll be calling me Smallville when you unbutton my pants..."

Clark: "Mom? Oh, my God. You're still alive!"

Clark: "Chloe, the Feds are after you!"
Chloe: "Again?!"

[Skaterpen357]

Aaah. Clark told Lois he wouldn't tell her his secret because she's "special..."

What did he mean by that? We'll never know. Why does being special mean no reveal? Blegh.

Also, Clark is a BDA for using the ring so fast...haha why would he do that?

Still, I loved this episode...'twas great while it lasted. :cool:

[Superhog]

Clark: Mom, welcome home!

[madcatlady]

Clark: The city looks so amazing from up here--why did I ever wait so long to finally do this?

Lois: Can the nostalgia Peter Pan--you better not drop me!


Ha, she did actually mention Peter Pan!:p

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Clark "I can hear dogs barkin...in fact, Shelby's telling me he's hungry, I'll be right back!"

[Darth Pipes]

Lois: "I guess I should stop calling you Smallville."
Clark: "Actually, Lois, you'll be calling me Smallville when you unbutton my pants..."

Clark: "Mom? Oh, my God. You're still alive!"

Clark: "Chloe, the Feds are after you!"
Chloe: "Again?!"

Lois: "Why can't you let people have the hero they deserve."
Linda: "That's Batman, toots."

[AgentChaos]

Lois: "Hi, Clark. Did you miss me?"
Clark: "*@&#^$ I thought I got rid of you for good!"

[NinaDavis]

Lois: "I guess I should stop calling you Smallville."
Clark: "Actually, Lois, you'll be calling me Smallville when you unbutton my pants..."

Clark: "Mom? Oh, my God. You're still alive!"

Clark: "Chloe, the Feds are after you!"
Chloe: "Again?!"

Lois: "Why can't you let people have the hero they deserve."
Linda: "That's Batman, toots."
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Dyanara]

Clark: Lois I think Im falling in love with you
Lois: Well, get over it

Lois: No matter how many powers you have, you'll always be a little boy and you'll always be beneath me.

Lois: HELLO Davis!:eek:

[Supsfan]

Clark: Why Don't I use this Legion ring to travel back to 3 episodes ago just after I finish talking to Dan Turpin

[eas]

Clark: That coffee looks good. Mind if I join you?
Lois: Go right ahead, Smallville.

[Dyanara]

Instead of:

Clark:Can I talk to you
Lois: What is that noise is somebody talking to me

I want

Clark: Can I talk to you?
Lois:No

[moviefan2k4]

I think it'd be funny if they did something like this on the Daily Planet roof...

Clark: "The city looks so peaceful from up here..."

Lois: "Smallville, anything is peaceful from 1,353 feet. Grow up."

:lol:

[VisionGirl]

Clark: Lois, I realize you're in love with me, but I'm emotionally stunted. Could you give me a year or three?

[stenochick]

These are great. Some of them actually came to fruition in the episode. :lol:

[vyperman7]

Lois : "Looks like I should stop calling you Smallville"

Clark : "You know Lois, that isn't the first time you have said that to me."

I would have loved a Blank reference there in that instance. With the look on Clark's face, it seemed like that is what he wanted to say. It is a shame they missed a chance for continuity. At least they had Clark mention the barn door in Sneeze though.

[Chloe>All]

*after Clark tells Lois that he's going back in time to stop everyone from knowing his secret*

Lois: And I guess you won't tell me, either?

Clark: Actually, Lois, you've proven to me that you can handle it. After I change things back, I'm going to tell you again.

Lois: (smiles) When you get to the past, send this on to me. *kisses Clark passionately*

[devilicus rebel]

I don't know about specific quotes, but I wish they had more discussion about his powers. I would have loved to see Lois' reaction to Clark stabbing himself with a letter opener and seeing it shatter or lighting something up with heat vision rather than just telling her about it and watching her jump.

[Sunny8]

:rotfl:Lois: "wasn't I supposed to be in more episodes this year?"
:rotfl:

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Yes, I know what it means but as a French person, I still wonder how this expression became "french" kiss. We are not the only one in this world to kiss in this way. Well, I don't know...It is just so funny...It could have been "russian" kiss or another nationality. This makes such a reputation LOL:p:D
It is endearing. You are a country of lover's that is why it is called a French kiss I think.

[Violet-Shadow]

Clark: Lois, I realize you're in love with me, but I'm emotionally stunted. Could you give me a year or three?

:rotfl: