Admit it, who puked?

[galatians221]

I didn't cry, I was too sick to my stomach seeing the continued depiction of the Man of Steel refuse to grow up.

[thehenry89]

I gagged.

[Dominicus]

I hurled

[oldblackmagick]

eh all in a day. still even at its worst this season is aolt better than the past few years. and to be fair all the lana resentment was there long b4 she ever came back to the show and we ha the previous show runners to thank for that:p

[Dresden]

I didn't watch it but metaphorically I puke every time I see mention of spaghetti cat, er I mean, clana.

[Alania]

I cried for a bit, when i heard Clark saying "i love you" (thank God he didn't say i'll always love you!) and Lois so far away. But then, when i came back to my senses and realized LANA LANG IS GONE 4 GOOD, i put a smile on my face!!!!!!!:)

[EternalTwilight]

I puked in the first 10 minutes. Then I switched over to Bones. I wouldn't waste an hour of my life on this crap.

[Theshadow129x]

i yelled out loud "leave or die now"

[Carolina87]

Hahahahaha I love the title of this thread!! :lol:

No, I didn't puked, I did gag but I mostly cursed like a Sailor the entire episode and keep doing this :rolleyes::mad::rolleyes::mad::rolleyes::mad:

[thehenry89]

I screamed just leave already more than once.

[Theshadow129x]

the thing is this episode wasnt nearly as bad as power. there was some redeeming things in it. i just spazzed out when lana was on the screen. i will see street fighter though when it comes out!

[mariagabriela]

I just cursed like a Sailor the entire episode and keep doing this :rolleyes::mad::rolleyes::mad::rolleyes::mad:

me too.

[ManOfSteel87]

Puked up 8 years of the Clana that had been forced down our throats. . . then cried tears of joy when I realized that Lana Lame is gone from Smallville!

[Disco_Lemonade]

I totally heaved up my dinner. Clark preaching to Chloe about being good? The writers have been smoking some hard core crack.

I couldn't have said it better than Alania. One of the only parts of this episode that was actually good was when LANA left!

The only redeeming quality this episode had was Oliver Queen's bare chest in the hospital scene.

[BriannaWithridge]

Actually I laughed the whole episode. I knew what was coming, so I just went to see how pathetic they will have Clark.

[Alicia Chipy]

I had the foresight to fast since noon so I could see it on an empty stomach.
My dog,however did not prepare and barfed her supper.Even she has discerning taste even if PS3 do not.

[darthcow]

What happened to Clarks face while he was kissing Lana made me want to puke! That was disgusting!!

[CK&CK]

News Flash......Stocks for Barf Bag Inc. have just sky-rocketed.......economic experts believe that this will single handedly cut the recession recovery time in half.

[Dresden]

I just found out that Lana ends up being the equivalent of a human kryptonite! I cannot even explain how happy that made me! OH MY GOD! Lol. This is cheesier than the ham and cheese sandwich I just ate 2 hours ago! LOL. Poor Lana fans! Everything they do to Lana is so damn lame. Even her heroic ending is stupid. I mean, human kryptonite. Really? Really? Is that why KK was so happy? I'm human kryptonite! Weee!!

I'm glad that Clark Kent cannot go anywhere near Lana Lang ever again. Hey, if a romp in the shack and a few kisses was the ticked that needed to be paid for this, I'm all for it!

[Jack-El49]

I wasn't moved enough to puke. This whole arc was what I imagine passing a kidney stone is like - agonizing to go through but once it's over, a huge sense of relief overcomes you.

After all, it's a tv show.

[snowknuckes]

Puked? I laughed! No more Lana getting in Clark's way!

[Watching Smallville]

I laughed. Does that count?

[Mrs. Superman]

Add me to the list. I was disgusted with the way the chose to end things. No crying for me.

[galatians221]

I wasn't moved enough to puke. This whole arc was what I imagine passing a kidney stone is like - agonizing to go through but once it's over, a huge sense of relief overcomes you.

After all, it's a tv show.

I haven't gotten my relief yet. I still want to puke.

[Mrs. Superman]

I laughed. Does that count?
I did that as well. It was a mixture of disbelief and disgust. Though I must say, I handled it better than last week. That is probably because this time I wasn't expecting them to handle it well, whereas last week I had hopes they'd write a good story for closure. I was terribly wrong.

[MarieJATW]

*Raises hand* It was disgusting. Given the choice, it is evident that Clark would choose Lana over Lois any day, period... at least, the Smallville's version would. It undermined everything that will come between Clark and Lois because we, the fans, will know that Clark will not ever have left Lana by choice.


oh my gosh. that's what i've bee nsaying this ENTIRE TIME! this totally goes against cannon! i mean, i am not a mythos scholar by any means, but lana was merely supposed to be a high school sweetheart, but smallville has taken it RIDICULOUSLY too far! I am sooooo sick of seeing them make lois a consellation (spelling???) prize. why are they diminishing the iconic character of lois lane by making lana the clark's undying obsession?? this is nothing against kristin kreuk at all, because I've seen her in interviews, and she seems very well-spoken and sweet, but her character should have finished running it's course around season 5. this just frustrates me... very much so!

(Note: I am sorry if this has been said several times before in this thread. I started reading from the beginning, and I really agreed with this post, so I just replied to it. I haven't read anyone else's response to the thread, and for all I know everyone has said the same thing, but I just want to throw in my two cents! haha)

[galatians221]

oh my gosh. that's what i've bee nsaying this ENTIRE TIME! this totally goes against cannon! i mean, i am not a mythos scholar by any means, but lana was merely supposed to be a high school sweetheart, but smallville has taken it RIDICULOUSLY too far! I am sooooo sick of seeing them make lois a consellation (spelling???) prize. why are they diminishing the iconic character of lois lane by making lana the clark's undying obsession?? this is nothing against kristin kreuk at all, because I've seen her in interviews, and she seems very well-spoken and sweet, but her character should have finished running it's course around season 5. this just frustrates me... very much so!

(Note: I am sorry if this has been said several times before in this thread. I started reading from the beginning, and I really agreed with this post, so I just replied to it. I haven't read anyone else's response to the thread, and for all I know everyone has said the same thing, but I just want to throw in my two cents! haha)

I think a lot of us feel that way. Unfortunately TPTB don't agree.

[Loisdragon]

i laughed

[Sunny8]

I didn't cry, I was too sick to my stomach seeing the continued depiction of the Man of Steel refuse to grow up.

If this was supposed to be sad it wasn't. I'm just relieved that its over.

[Mrs. Superman]

oh my gosh. that's what i've bee nsaying this ENTIRE TIME! this totally goes against cannon! i mean, i am not a mythos scholar by any means, but lana was merely supposed to be a high school sweetheart, but smallville has taken it RIDICULOUSLY too far! I am sooooo sick of seeing them make lois a consellation (spelling???) prize. why are they diminishing the iconic character of lois lane by making lana the clark's undying obsession?? this is nothing against kristin kreuk at all, because I've seen her in interviews, and she seems very well-spoken and sweet, but her character should have finished running it's course around season 5. this just frustrates me... very much so!

(Note: I am sorry if this has been said several times before in this thread. I started reading from the beginning, and I really agreed with this post, so I just replied to it. I haven't read anyone else's response to the thread, and for all I know everyone has said the same thing, but I just want to throw in my two cents! haha)

I agree! 8 years of makeups and breakups. Its history repeating itself all over again for the umpteenth time. The universe will not allow Clark and Lana to be together no matter what! Apparently that's its number 1 agenda. :rolleyes:

[Mini Wolfsbane]

The only redeeming quality this episode had was Oliver Queen's bare chest in the hospital scene.

When I saw that I was like 'Good. Good.'
(Family Guy reference.) And I was smiling like an idiot, nearly giggling from
thinking that because it was hilarious. (I mean, how many times do we
get to see any guy in this show both in a hospital bed and shirtless?
I'd take care of that poor sickey!)

Then my dad came in to tell me goodnight and I was trying to keep from cracking up. I have got to start locking my door or something on thursday nights.
(He doesn't always do that, but it would keep my SV watching uninterrupted.)

Anyway, back on topic, mentally (because I'm usually not one to yell at
the tv) I was screaming at Lana to leave near the end. I did want to roll my eyes
at the "bed scene" though. Should've seen it coming.

But she's gone. No more Clana. Now onto Clois, which I've actually started to like.
It's certainly doesn't make me want to spork my eyes like Clana does and it's more
fun to watch Clois, too.

[TayLaneBloom]

i laughed like a crazy person on crack.

wouldn't waste my dinner with Clana. sorry. it will stay in my stomack. :P

[kaam]

At first, I was like okay... another Clana kiss. I am used to it by now and can't expect Clark to grow a pair in just a few episodes! I even chuckled when I saw Clark macking on Krypto-Lana and then I felt a little sad.

I have come to like KK's acting and portrayal of Lana in these couple of episodes!! But it cost more than half of the regular cast members, their characters!

[Dominicus]

i laughed like a crazy person on crack.

wouldn't waste my dinner with Clana. sorry. it will stay in my stomack. :P:rotfl::lol: <-I was like that because didn't this happen 100x before, he was less emotional when Johnathan died.

[Alexander III]

I didn't puke, I farted.

[pizzahead2490]

i cursed up a storm and yelled and puch a couple of things and then when lana absorbed the kriptonite to the last scene i cried and NO i didnt cry cuz it was soo sad i cried cuz this SUCKS!!!

[Disco_Lemonade]

When I saw that I was like 'Good. Good.'
(Family Guy reference.) And I was smiling like an idiot, nearly giggling from
thinking that because it was hilarious. (I mean, how many times do we
get to see any guy in this show both in a hospital bed and shirtless?
I'd take care of that poor sickey!)

Then my dad came in to tell me goodnight and I was trying to keep from cracking up. I have got to start locking my door or something on thursday nights.
(He doesn't always do that, but it would keep my SV watching uninterrupted.)

Anyway, back on topic, mentally (because I'm usually not one to yell at
the tv) I was screaming at Lana to leave near the end. I did want to roll my eyes
at the "bed scene" though. Should've seen it coming.

But she's gone. No more Clana. Now onto Clois, which I've actually started to like.
It's certainly doesn't make me want to spork my eyes like Clana does and it's more
fun to watch Clois, too.

Smallville suprises me with how sexed up it has been lately. But I can't complain, there has to be something to make up for the horrible writing. (Talking about Justin Hartley and Sam Witwer, I vomited during the sex scene between Clark and Lana. Did they really need to add the feathers? It seemed like a really horrible BD rip off...)

Clois is amazing, but I'm not sure that I'll be able to get back into them unless Clark whips himself into Supes shape. They[ED and TW] have so much chemistry on screen together! I just wish it wasn't as rushed as it was previously, and its going to ruin Clois for me if Clark's pining after her in the next episode... :o

PS. Family Guy is beastly... :D

[kiariclois]

I basically HATE Clark NOW! Who is HE?

[Vergon6]

I didn't puke or cry or laugh. Clark just looked pathetic in that last scene. And after he was the one to tell Lana without hesitation that she had to absorb the Kryptonite. For shame.

Huge missteps in this episode but overall it was a decent episode. Meanwhile with "Power" I saw screaming WTF? at the TV basically the entire time.

[Mrs. Superman]

I basically HATE Clark NOW! Who is HE?
I never thought I'd say this but I agree!

Will the real Clark Kent please stand up? :(

[Vergon6]

The Real Clark Kent will come back on March 5th. It's no coincidence that he was wearing the blue jacket instead of the red jacket.

[Mrs. Superman]

The Real Clark Kent will come back on March 5th. It's no coincidence that he was wearing the blue jacket instead of the red jacket.

I hope so! I also hope they'll redeem his character because there is a lot of dislike towards the main character of the show and that is never a good thing. You know what, March 5th is not that far away now that you mention it....i think i'm starting to feel better. In the long run, none of this horrible writing will matter anyways. Bring on red jacket CK! :)

[pizzahead2490]

The Real Clark Kent will come back on March 5th. It's no coincidence that he was wearing the blue jacket instead of the red jacket.

so true;)

[DGirlLois4Clark]

I puked too..yuk. But I am so happy Lana is gone for good..at this point I didnt care how she went, just that she's gone for good. What a rubbish ending to Clana.:lol:

[wafflles87]

I stopped eating when they showed them together in bed.
Wouldn't want to waste a perfectly good burger.

[Fugoukakusha]

I puked at least about 3 times. But that's because I'm really sick and my throat has been so sore and itching like crazy I had to pause the episode 5 times :lol:

[joemamma]

I puked at least about 3 times. But that's because I'm really sick and my throat has been so sore and itching like crazy I had to pause the episode 5 times :lol:

I didn't even watch it, but after reading about what happened I suddenly feel the urge to hurl...

[Clana Kent]

I cried... The scene in the attic was amazing!

[CLanaF23]

I didn't cry, I was too sick to my stomach seeing the continued depiction of the Man of Steel refuse to grow up.



seriously shut up. even if you hate clana. dont try to say that it wasnt the heart of the show for 8 seasons..dont act like it didnt mean anything "oh it was just a high school crush" it was never just that. Im pretty sure no one on this board can say that they never once had their heart beat a little faster or you smiled after watching a clana scene.
ok so its over. fine your happy "yay clois" i guess. but dont downgrade clana. they deserve more than that.

[Dominicus]

seriously shut up. even if you hate clana. dont try to say that it wasnt the heart of the show for 8 seasons..dont act like it didnt mean anything "oh it was just a high school crush" it was never just that. Im pretty sure no one on this board can say that they never once had their heart beat a little faster or you smiled after watching a clana scene.
ok so its over. fine your happy "yay clois" i guess. but dont downgrade clana. they deserve more than that.
According to who? You? Come down off that high horse princess, the relationship was doomed to ruin. Most were annoyed by their relationship from the start. Lionel, Clark, Lex were the premise and intriguing aspect of the show. But the heart is Clark himself.

Besides, Lana's a deciever, killer, and cheated on Clark, slept with Clark's worst enemy, and much, much more. What kind of dysfunctional love was that? Psychotic, is what it was, and made the least sense.

[FlashInSV]

You can count me in the ones that fought down the urge to puke for approximately 45 minutes. This has to be a record of some sort...

[Dr. Blade]

I wanted to puke too. And I screamed and cried and wanted to throw things through the television. The worst part? I was forced to develop a hatred for one of my favorite characters; one that's supposed to be a hero. The whole show was set back to season five or six because of Lana. There wasn't even closure of any kind. Just one more piece of proof that this show really wasn't about Superman at all. It was about Clana. I've stopped hoping for any more. And it will actually make me angry if we get Clois in the last half of season eight. That's just disrespectful.
And I agree totally with Dominicus. Not only was Clana doomed to failure, it was dysfunctional; a rollercoaster from start to finish, and now harmful to other important characters.

[galatians221]

seriously shut up. even if you hate clana. dont try to say that it wasnt the heart of the show for 8 seasons..dont act like it didnt mean anything "oh it was just a high school crush" it was never just that. Im pretty sure no one on this board can say that they never once had their heart beat a little faster or you smiled after watching a clana scene.
ok so its over. fine your happy "yay clois" i guess. but dont downgrade clana. they deserve more than that.

That's what everyone is upset about. It shouldn't have been the "heart of the show for 8 seasons". Three would have been sufficient, four would have been tolerable and five would have been irritating but eight is absurd. She's his high school sweetheart. In fact Whitney was her childhood sweetheart so the whole thing is silly.

[BadaBingBadaBoomsday]

I couldnt get enough. If I had have puked Ida drunk it up.

[galatians221]

The Real Clark Kent will come back on March 5th. It's no coincidence that he was wearing the blue jacket instead of the red jacket.

I hope you're right. It's hard to be optimistic with this team of writers.

[dobby]

Clark will not be redeemed, he can't be. Clark is Lana's lackey. She can do no wrong. She is always right. Even when she acts like an immoral, law-breaking witch. The very fact that Clark WANTS to be with a messed-up, power tripping woman like Lana shows that he is not Superman or Superboy, and that it is very hard, in fact, impossible to see him becoming the Man of Steel.

[Dominicus]

I hope you're right. It's hard to be optimistic with this team of writers.i'm willing to bet in infanous this arc gets brushed aside as if it ever happened, because it never fitted into season 8, no Jimmy, lois, or Davis. We'll see.

[Hakoon]

The last scene where Clark struggles to get to her so he could kiss her, then he tuns green and falls on his butt...I laughed out loud at that point. My wife asked me "whats funny" and I replied that "I was turning green watching that scene".

Somehow that made sense (and was funny) in my mind at the time. I haven't been a lana fan for a long long time and am glad she is gone from the show.

When it comes to the character of Lana and Superman mythos, I understand Smallville has taken its own direction and interpretation of it all, but what always bugged me about the character of Lana Lang in this show, is how whenever she is around, guys turn into bumbling idiots!! Clark is not a man around her but a loved starved little puppy dog waiting for his master (Lana) to throw him a doggy treat.

The character may be in his 20's, but he is still a 12 year old boy inside and Lois who is coming back will have to knock his socks off as well as ours to make it believable that he loves her now.

[JAMHEXXX]

I watched up until they showed the broken bed, then I changed the channel and found this show called Bones. Had no urge to puke watching that show, I think I've found my new show to watch instead of this garbage.

PS3 can kiss my ass!

[galatians221]

The last scene where Clark struggles to get to her so he could kiss her, then he tuns green and falls on his butt...I laughed out loud at that point. My wife asked me "whats funny" and I replied that "I was turning green watching that scene".

Somehow that made sense (and was funny) in my mind at the time. I haven't been a lana fan for a long long time and am glad she is gone from the show.

When it comes to the character of Lana and Superman mythos, I understand Smallville has taken its own direction and interpretation of it all, but what always bugged me about the character of Lana Lang in this show, is how whenever she is around, guys turn into bumbling idiots!! Clark is not a man around her but a loved starved little puppy dog waiting for his master (Lana) to throw him a doggy treat.

The character may be in his 20's, but he is still a 12 year old boy inside and Lois who is coming back will have to knock his socks off as well as ours to make it believable that he loves her now.

Clark wanted it bad that's for sure. I'm glad he didn't try again to make love with her or that would have been one ugly scene. It would give a whole new meaning to the red and blue blur.

[DGirlLois4Clark]

I think I puked about 5 times during this episode. Thats got to be a record:lol:

----- Added 31 Seconds later -----


Clark wanted it bad that's for sure. I'm glad he didn't try again to make love with her or that would have been one ugly scene. It would give a whole new meaning to the red and blue blur.

:rotfl:

[MetropolisGirl4SV]

The BS they pulled on us was petrifying...Power was bad, but this made Clark Kent look like Super Lana's sidekick!

Seriously a waste of time. I truly regret watching this episode.Even through all the ups and downs with this show I have watched every episode, even if the reviews were bad.

But what PS3 have done is despicable. I will never look at Smallville in the same light anymore.

Having Lois and Clark be lovers in the future is just ridiculous after this episode. Clana was forced to be separated.

And Clark is not a man he is a boy and with the way they paved the path in Smallville it is because of Lana that he will become Supes... Lana this Lana that. This is not the journey of Clark Kent evolving into the Man of Steel. It is about a tragic relationship of Clark and Lana. And Clark's life after the love of his life becomes the martyr and a super hero at the same time.

This is as pathetic as it gets...I'm sorry but I am truly fed up after 8 years if this is what I get. What a disappointment:(

[sithius]

I laughed when Clark stumbled towards her in the barn at the end, namely because he looked like he was about to throw up on her. Projectile vomit to Lana Lang's face ftw!

[BrianD]

yea i agree with everyone here. dont have to write a description about why i hated this episode so much because everyones already said what i wanted to hear anyways so ill just leave it at that.

[nic25]

I laughed when Clark stumbled towards her in the barn at the end, namely because he looked like he was about to throw up on her. Projectile vomit to Lana Lang's face ftw!

ewwwww!!!!!!...i just had a visual.

[galatians221]

The BS they pulled on us was petrifying...Power was bad, but this made Clark Kent look like Super Lana's sidekick!

Seriously a waste of time. I truly regret watching this episode.Even through all the ups and downs with this show I have watched every episode, even if the reviews were bad.

But what PS3 have done is despicable. I will never look at Smallville in the same light anymore.

Having Lois and Clark be lovers in the future is just ridiculous after this episode. Clana was forced to be separated.

And Clark is not a man he is a boy and with the way they paved the path in Smallville it is because of Lana that he will become Supes... Lana this Lana that. This is not the journey of Clark Kent evolving into the Man of Steel. It is about a tragic relationship of Clark and Lana. And Clark's life after the love of his life becomes the martyr and a super hero at the same time.

This is as pathetic as it gets...I'm sorry but I am truly fed up after 8 years if this is what I get. What a disappointment:(

Surely the writers read this board from time to time to take the pulse of the fans. It may be too late however to impact future disasters. I for one do not look forward to CK fighting a big lizard. I will however take the Lizard over Lana.

[DontCha]

you know whats funny,the striking difference between the way he moves in to kiss Lois and the way he moves in to kiss lana this season

he was so manly and confident when going to kiss Lois in Bride and in Power and requiem he was like a scared little boy when going to kiss Lana

[Billy Jor-El]

I hope that somehow Lex was secretly recording the scene, and Lois gets to watch it in the future.....

[WalterK]

I watched this to see if it would really be as bad as I was expecting. Well, it was even worse than I was expecting. On the plus side, Lana is gone, and the CLOIS relationship will now be pushed to attract viewers. TBTB know that people liked that part of Season 8, so they may decide to do a lightswitch and go back to our normally scheduled CLOIS. It's just a show, you as a viewer can just say that the Lana arc did not count. It was just an experiment gone bad, and the writers will not do anything that stinky again, at least for awhile.

[Sports72Xtrm]

Lana is to Clark as Janice is to Chandler from Friends. It's just too annoying to watch. Ugh

[DontCha]

I can see it now Lana in Janice's voice:..."CLAARRKK KENT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...OH....MY....GOD"

[Iluvgreen]

I didn't puke, but tears were streaming down my eyes.

[galatians221]

I watched this to see if it would really be as bad as I was expecting. Well, it was even worse than I was expecting. On the plus side, Lana is gone, and the CLOIS relationship will now be pushed to attract viewers. TBTB know that people liked that part of Season 8, so they may decide to do a lightswitch and go back to our normally scheduled CLOIS. It's just a show, you as a viewer can just say that the Lana arc did not count. It was just an experiment gone bad, and the writers will not do anything that stinky again, at least for awhile.

I hope you're right. The writers pay no attention to character arcs that aren't in the episode. I mean there is no explanation why Chloe isn't with her severely injured husband or where Lois is if she's not still sitting by his bedside. They just live in the moment. I suppose they'd have no problem with Clark bedding Lois in the next episode. Who knows what to expect anymore?

[galatians221]

I never thought I'd say this but I agree!

Will the real Clark Kent please stand up? :(

The writers will have to allow him to stand up and Welling needs to stand up to the writers and TPTB. Tom has the power to end this show or to save it. As the song says......."Somebody Saaaave Meeeee". Welling has to save Smallville as a show. Right now it's not worth saving unless major changes are made.

[RingzTerritory]

I was about ready for clark to just die. he was so pathetic.

[galatians221]

I was about ready for clark to just die. he was so pathetic.

That's the worst part. The denigration of the character of Superman.

[kal-el_Girl]

Hahahahaha I love the title of this thread!! :lol:

No, I didn't puked, I did gag but I mostly cursed like a Sailor the entire episode and keep doing this :rolleyes::mad::rolleyes::mad::rolleyes::mad:

I'm so glad that I'm not the only that has to go to anger management :rotfl:

[galatians221]

I'm so glad that I'm not the only that has to go to anger management :rotfl:

I've gone from disappointed to angry and now to sad. I hope that changes but I'm not optimistic.

[LoveHurts38]

I was lucky enough not to watch the episode.

[umm]

*Raises hand* It was disgusting. Given the choice, it is evident that Clark would choose Lana over Lois any day, period... at least, the Smallville's version would. It undermined everything that will come between Clark and Lois because we, the fans, will know that Clark will not ever have left Lana by choice.


I was disgusted and mildly, no scratch that, rather frustated! After this it is clear, that the future Lois is Clark's second choice, and that is an undesirable place to hold! I may not be a fan of hers at the moment, since I find her pushy character irritating, but I wouldn't wish that on anyone, not even Lois deserves that!

[Smallville619]

Nearly have after what these last 4 episodes have done to Super-man lore and Mythos and i swear i could see Miles and Millar crying instead of where Tom Welling was

[Indira Kal]

What happened to Clarks face while he was kissing Lana made me want to puke! That was disgusting!!

worst case of "kissing herpes" ever!

[rehana/chole]

i love this threads . dam i am glad 2 see i am not only one who was bored with lana nev realy like her but kk is good actress. i was like come on get over with it lana leave now plezz i was prayin for the end wen they said good bye i was like wtf they look fake lana cant make me cry clark :(was even more gross 2 watch he is man of steel an lana got him on his knee ............ vomiting need a braf bag lol .

[marcella]

I felt nothing

[Superboy1992]

I could care less.:p

[abbaspice1]

I want the REAL Clark Kent! The one that will become Sueprman!

This arc has DESTROYED any legitimate chance for this Clark to become Superman! He was so pathetic.

Yes, I puked, cussed, laughed, and then puked again!

This episode I dreaded even before watching. And it was even worst than I had imagined it would be.

[thehenry89]

I'm suprised he didn't shrivel up and die when they kissed at the end, that's what hes been doing for the last 7 years whenever she's around.

[malcrew]

At first I wasn't happy, but the ending was very sad I have to say.

[joemamma]

At first I wasn't happy, but the ending was very sad I have to say.

Yeah, especially considering I didn't make it to the bathroom in time... getting vomit out of the carpet made me so sad I wanted to cry

[Mrs. Superman]

I want the REAL Clark Kent! The one that will become Sueprman!

This arc has DESTROYED any legitimate chance for this Clark to become Superman! He was so pathetic.

Yes, I puked, cussed, laughed, and then puked again!

This episode I dreaded even before watching. And it was even worst than I had imagined it would be.
That about covers it for me. And I thought I'd feel better today, but nope I still think these last two episodes sucked. I can't believe they took it that route.

[ClumsyGRL]

at first i was like, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!
then, i was lmao, cause i couldn't bealive in my eyes, was that a "good send off"?really??
i was also drunked so.....yes, i puked, but i think it was unrelated.

[Mickey_Bickey]

I didn't puke, but I do think there should have been some sort of viewer discretion is advised due to the grotesque nature of that kiss!:lol: Clark's face turning all "Mummyish" was really gross.

[melissan02]

I didn't puke, but I do think there should have been some sort of viewer discretion is advised due to the grotesque nature of that kiss!:lol: Clark's face turning all "Mummyish" was really gross.

Oh, ha!:lol::p I thought you were going to say there should have been a viewer discretion advisory for the super sex/oak bed scene!!!

[galatians221]

I didn't puke, but I do think there should have been some sort of viewer discretion is advised due to the grotesque nature of that kiss!:lol: Clark's face turning all "Mummyish" was really gross.

I can just see it now; every time Clark gets near kryptonite he'll get sexually aroused.

[Minela]

I certainly did. It was a very nauseating episode.

[Mickey_Bickey]

Oh, ha!:lol::p I thought you were going to say there should have been a viewer discretion advisory for the super sex/oak bed scene!!!

No graphic scene ahead!! LOL!:lol: I'll never look at an oak bed the same way again!!

----- Added 33 Seconds later -----


I can just see it now; every time Clark gets near kryptonite he'll get sexually aroused.

Please no!! For the love of everything Superman!!:lol:

[melissan02]

No graphic scene ahead!! LOL!:lol:

----- Added 33 Seconds later -----



Please no!! For the love of everything Superman!!:lol:

I'll never look at an oak tree or furniture the same--ever again!!!:rotfl:

[geminis]

I've been mind wiped. But from what my sister tells me I immediately turned green and it was a cross the world trip to ralph city amidst tears of disbelief and peals of incredulous laughter. She only watches Smallville when Lois is on but during Requiem she stayed in the room because I was her source of amusement.

[galatians221]

I've been mind wiped. But from what my sister tells me I immediately turned green and it was a cross the world trip to ralph city amidst tears of disbelief and peals of incredulous laughter. She only watches Smallville when Lois is on but during Requiem she stayed in the room because I was her source of amusement.

I suppose my wife was amused by my antics also. I will need four weeks to get over this debacle.

[Clois4eva89]

I mentally puked and made fake puke sounds during the clana scenes namely when they kissed.If you look up disfuncional in the dictionary you'll see a picture of Clana.

[galatians221]

I mentally puked and made fake puke sounds during the clana scenes namely when they kissed.If you look up disfuncional in the dictionary you'll see a picture of Clana.

I think mentally puking is the most difficult of all.

[curiosity]

I didn't puke because I only watched the 2nd half of the show. I actually forgot it was on until the 2nd half, no kidding. I've forgotten it twice now since the Lana arc began, and I've never ever forgotten Smallville. (Well, maybe once when I was sick of Lana in season 7, but that's it.)

[Cali978]

is it wrong that i actually cheered when blahna left... *giggles*

[HowardFilms]

You know how Clark looked at the end of the episode? Falling down he was so sick? I was right there with him.

[Night_Hawk90]

:rotfl:
I didn't puke, I farted.

[Cogito17]

Seriously... puke and fart jokes?

Whats next? Cootie shots?

[Night_Hawk90]

honestly how is this even puke worthy it kinda pulls at the heartstrings, yea a lot of ppl are not fans of clana , but still the ending was not as disgusting as everyone is putting it.

[Sensei_Rebel]

I am usually interested in seeing how many ways they can ruin their relationship, but even I ... almost puked this time. It is really ridiculous to bring their relationship back in the middle of a season that was getting away from that mess.

[Nightskys14]

i didnt puke but i literally yellled " leave or die already!!!"
the whole lana and clark thing was really getting old, and Lana BETTER NOT come back. Cuz theres always: lana leaves, comes back, then they sleep with eachother, and then she leaves again. i mean.... really.... i dont remember superman being such a man whore. haha
hopefully things with clark and louis get going again =)!!

[zar33n]

Well, I'm glad I'm not alone. I'm in so much disbelief as to how this ended. It's like they can't get enough of this break-up/make-up business with Clana. Like all the other times, there's no closure. I'm half expecting her to show up in the finale, cured. 0__0

[galatians221]

Well, I'm glad I'm not alone. I'm in so much disbelief as to how this ended. It's like they can't get enough of this break-up/make-up business with Clana. Like all the other times, there's no closure. I'm half expecting her to show up in the finale, cured. 0__0

And yet Lana still roams the earth with supernatural powers. Are we to believe she'll never be heard of or heard from? Why do we even need Superman now when Super Lana is saving people all over the world? Does this not lessen the need for Superman and make him less unique? Lana is even more powerful because Kryptonite doesn't hurt her. These writers clearly think more of Lana than they do of Superman.

[DGirlLois4Clark]

There should have been a warning before this episode aired:lol:

[Hopefulsuicide]

:lol: those with a weak stomach should look away now... and now... and now

[DGirlLois4Clark]

:lol: those with a weak stomach should look away now... and now... and now

:rotfl:

[Dominicus]

And yet Lana still roams the earth with supernatural powers. Are we to believe she'll never be heard of or heard from? Why do we even need Superman now when Super Lana is saving people all over the world? Does this not lessen the need for Superman and make him less unique? Lana is even more powerful because Kryptonite doesn't hurt her. These writers clearly think more of Lana than they do of Superman.Exactly, that why this can never be a superman, he is a lone hero. It's his show, there can be no equal.

----- Added 2 Minutes later -----


I can just see it now; every time Clark gets near kryptonite he'll get sexually aroused.
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: Now that's funny!

[galatians221]

Exactly, that why this can never be a superman, he is a lone hero. It's his show, there can be no equal.

----- Added 2 Minutes later -----


:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: Now that's funny!

Then we'll finally see the Man of Steel!

[Storm45]

I thought the kissing scene with Clark's face changing was gross.

[Watching Smallville]

And yet Lana still roams the earth with supernatural powers. Are we to believe she'll never be heard of or heard from? Why do we even need Superman now when Super Lana is saving people all over the world? Does this not lessen the need for Superman and make him less unique? Lana is even more powerful because Kryptonite doesn't hurt her. These writers clearly think more of Lana than they do of Superman.

The Bionic Lana is just a wrong idea. I don't know what they were thinking. Maybe it's temporary.

[Dominicus]

Then we'll finally see the Man of Steel!:eek::lol: Oh god, the image is stained in my memory forever!

[zHeN_zHeN]

I laughed. I cried. I yelled profanities. It was a mix bag of emotions really.

Why, Ps3? Why did you feel the need to destroy the Superman legend? WHY?

Sigh. I guess I'll never understand.

[Dominicus]

I thought the kissing scene with Clark's face changing was gross. It looked like she was kissing a zombie, very nasty. :mad:

[zHeN_zHeN]

It looked like she was kissing a zombie, very nasty. :mad:
Actually, for a second there, I thought she was kissing Bizarro. Ahh, just wishful thinking on my part, I suppose.

[Dominicus]

The Bionic Lana is just a wrong idea. I don't know what they were thinking. Maybe it's temporary.I'm hoping that too, it is a Lex design, his crap always has flaws, the kryponite may de-power after awhile. She's been expose to too much kryptonite, she's diseased at this point. Lex got cancer from too much kryptonite exposure in the comics, so Lana's health is at risk. Besides, the human body was not meant to inhabit super alien powers. Luthor'S technology is not that advance to have recently discover alien-technology and able to create superpowered host with abilities equal to superman in less then half a decade and work on the first try. it just not possible. it's not even scientifically sound. Stregnth increasing is more believable, but speed accereleration of that magnitude would make her heart stop.

----- Added 3 Minutes later -----


Actually, for a second there, I thought she was kissing Bizarro. Ahh, just wishful thinking on my part, I suppose.If he started absorbing the kryponite that woulda been awesome, then everyone would know that was Bizzaro, not Kent. but that wasn't the case, just a trip down Lana lane.

[Serynarpc]

I yelled at my computer screen (I watch on Itunes) until I scared my puppy. At least snuggling with my doxen made the scenes less painful. That, and I fast forwarded some.

[Superman&Clana]

I puked when i saw this tread.

[NotTodayPete]

she left the show this season, they should have left it that way and moved on. I think most viewers are turned off by the way they write her in, let her stay gone now. Funny how this show was picking up and had a great arc with doomsday and such and then right in the midst of it Lana walks in with her big smiley face and the show changes for a few episodes and I'm guessing loses viewers.

[galatians221]

I puked when i saw this tread.

I puked when I saw this post.:lol::lol:

[zHeN_zHeN]

UGH. You guys need to hold on to your lunches, it's getting a bit gross around here. BLEK.

[Kal26]

My wife and I were both made sick to our stomachs by the utter lack of respect these new producers have shown to the greatest relationship the dcu has ever known. To think, Lois and Clark will only get together because he physically can't be with Lana keeps me up at night, and makes me want to scream at someone. Namely ps3. Hopefully the problem producers will be the ones that move on to do the cw's newest crappy remake.....Melrose Place. :mad: I'll be prepared for the next episode, just in case the episode goes south, I'll be rocking a pocket of puke. That way I can just pull it out and throw it at the tv, rather than getting sick all over again.

[disciples of zod]

^^AAAAAYYY-Men!

I'm seriously not counting on the Superman thing happening. Seriously.

~H

[galatians221]

My wife and I were both made sick to our stomachs by the utter lack of respect these new producers have shown to the greatest relationship the dcu has ever known. To think, Lois and Clark will only get together because he physically can't be with Lana keeps me up at night, and makes me want to scream at someone. Namely ps3. Hopefully the problem producers will be the ones that move on to do the cw's newest crappy remake.....Melrose Place. :mad: I'll be prepared for the next episode, just in case the episode goes south, I'll be rocking a pocket of puke. That way I can just pull it out and throw it at the tv, rather than getting sick all over again.

I'm hoping that the two producers remaining will come on this board and communicate with us. I've never seen the board so riled up and I've never been this riled up. I'd just like to know why they did what they did and if they'll start respecting CK and Superman.

[TheANIMAL (marcus)]

Good lord my vomit burnt a hole in the floorboards.

[galatians221]

she left the show this season, they should have left it that way and moved on. I think most viewers are turned off by the way they write her in, let her stay gone now. Funny how this show was picking up and had a great arc with doomsday and such and then right in the midst of it Lana walks in with her big smiley face and the show changes for a few episodes and I'm guessing loses viewers.

You're right. That's what makes it so unbearable. Then to have Lana take off to save the world while CK is still hanging around the barn. It's horrible. I think I'm going to hurl again.

[DGirlLois4Clark]

^^:rotfl:
The Lana arc was puke worthy. How can anyone classify what she had as an 'heroic' send off, when she left a victim, never to be heard of again.

I hope the writers have the decency in putting the Lana 'arc' in the same disc when the dvd comes out. I really dont want to be puking all over my house again.

[galatians221]

^^:rotfl:
The Lana arc was puke worthy. How can anyone classify what she had as an 'heroic' send off, when she left a victim, never to be heard of again.

I hope the writers have the decency in putting the Lana 'arc' in the same disc when the dvd comes out. I really dont want to be puking all over my house again.

I don't know, she seemed pretty excited about embracing her destiny, knowing that she now could impact lives and save lives and Clark was teh one who seemed to continue to be the victim. He risked his life for a little last smooch and who knows what he would have tried if Lana hadn't left? It was pathetic. Now Lana is off saving the world and Clark is left in the stupid barn. Pretty symbolic of what is wrong with Smallville as I see it.

[Kid Collins]

It was an awesome kiss because Clark endured so much pain just to be able to kiss Lana one last time.

Since you guys liked it so much, here are the highlights of the kiss. :lol:

http://img525.imageshack.us/my.php?image=reqkiss1yn0.jpg

http://img15.imageshack.us/my.php?image=reqkiss4pq4.jpg
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http://img15.imageshack.us/my.php?image=reqkiss10zv8.jpg
(http://img15.imageshack.us/my.php?image=reqkiss10zv8.jpg)
http://img15.imageshack.us/my.php?image=reqkiss11gt1.jpg

[Hopefulsuicide]

DO YOU MIND!!!!!!

I am trying to repress here! :lol:

[cousteau]

I remedied feeling dirty by putting superman: the movie on.

[galatians221]

I remedied feeling dirty by putting superman: the movie on.

I suppose if Clark finds Lex he could give him a kiss and mind wipe him.

[supercatmom]

I didn't puke or cry.
I just watched in open mouth astonishment. My mouth fell open when Lex called Clark and Lana star crossed lovers and it fell opened again when Lana started to lecture clark about not killing Lex.
Didn't Clark just lecture the Legend about not ever killing a human.

I just watched to see if this episode was going to be as bad as I thought. It was worse.

I will never watch it again. Just like I have never rewatched Reckoning.

[SupermanRox]

I gagged. Made me insane. I hated that last part. :p I actually got up and walked out of the room. Yes, it was THAT bad.

[Saber]

Yup, I was close to hurling. I think only because we've been there, done that, with this couple in so many different ways already.

[galatians221]

I gagged. Made me insane. I hated that last part. :p I actually got up and walked out of the room. Yes, it was THAT bad.

It's been almost two weeks and this board is still upset about it. Or was it a week ago and it just seems like two?

[Storm45]

It was an awesome kiss because Clark endured so much pain just to be able to kiss Lana one last time.

Since you guys liked it so much, here are the highlights of the kiss. :lol:

http://img525.imageshack.us/my.php?image=reqkiss1yn0.jpg

http://img15.imageshack.us/my.php?image=reqkiss4pq4.jpg
(http://img15.imageshack.us/my.php?image=reqkiss4pq4.jpg)
http://img15.imageshack.us/my.php?image=reqkiss10zv8.jpg
(http://img15.imageshack.us/my.php?image=reqkiss10zv8.jpg)
http://img15.imageshack.us/my.php?image=reqkiss11gt1.jpg

Those lines on his face... disgusting.

[Night_Hawk90]

not as much as when i heard lois saying she loved clark while crying

[supermanover21]

not as much as when i heard lois saying she loved clark while crying

That was beautiful. I loved that moment.



Clark was, seemingly, growing up then Lana showed up and BAM, he returned to adolescence.

[Kid Collins]

Those lines on his face... disgusting.

It's still a hot kiss. Think about it this way, if your significant other that you love very much suffers a terrible accident that disfigures their face...tell me you wouldn't kiss them ever again?

And in that third pic, Clark looks like Bizarro.



not as much as when i heard lois saying she loved clark while crying

Yeah, that was disgusting. :lol:

[Storm45]

It's still a hot kiss. Think about it this way, if your significant other that you love very much suffers a terrible accident that disfigures their face...tell me you wouldn't kiss them ever again?

Perhaps. But watching it isn't hot. I thought it was nasty.


not as much as when i heard lois saying she loved clark while crying


That was a ''WTF'' moment to me.

[Tinyeppy]

Ok I gagged, pucked, my eyes were balling and I was like WTF too

This wasn't emotional for me b/c it was like Lana go away you have infected CK with so much crap it will take episodes to clean up his act

The only think that get me hope in that nasty kiss was the fact that when Lana tells Clark "I would always love you". Clark responds "I love you" and leaves the "always" out b/c if he did he'll be lying to her.

CK does always love Lana, he forever always love Lois.

This scene was joke to me. YUCK!

[sebari77]

i didn't puke, but i had to look away from the screen. it was just unbearable. not because it was so pathetic (which it was) but because I felt so bad for Welling & Kreuk. They deserved better. And gave it their all. Not their fault. But, oh my was it cringe-inducing.

[Darth Pipes]

I didn't cry, I was too sick to my stomach seeing the continued depiction of the Man of Steel refuse to grow up.

Well said. The Man of Steel refuses to grow up. He refuses to give up on his high school fantasy of his perfect, flawless, fairy tale princess Lana. Smallville's Clark Kent is not, and will never be, Superman.

[galatians221]

Well said. The Man of Steel refuses to grow up. He refuses to give up on his high school fantasy of his perfect, flawless, fairy tale princess Lana. Smallville's Clark Kent is not, and will never be, Superman.

All he needs is better writers. I'm choosing to remain optimistic. We have a shake up with TPTB and change is a hopeful sign.

[Darth Pipes]

Clark Kent and John Connor are getting butchered by their TV writers.

[galatians221]

Clark Kent and John Connor are getting butchered by their TV writers.

I'm hoping steps are being taken to fix that. Welling needs to step up and make some demands.

[kal-el03]

I just paused my dinner and was in a wtf face style lol

[bigblueplanet]

I'm hoping that the two producers remaining will come on this board and communicate with us. I've never seen the board so riled up and I've never been this riled up. I'd just like to know why they did what they did and if they'll start respecting CK and Superman.

I hope so, too.

I don’t know if they have any respect for Superman BTW, or understand his nature for that matter. If they do even a bit, they hadn’t gone the direction they did. IMO

But then, I remember AlMiles was once saying in one of the interviews (or probably it was in a bonus feature in DVD), that they know exactly what SV fans wants, so they don’t give it, but just a little bit at times. Not their exact words, but I’ve heard they said something like that. Maybe this is their idea of keeping the fans hooked.
But honestly? This time, their successors completely failed. JMO

I was utterly disgusted at the sight. I felt so sorry for Tom.
After 7 and half years of playing freaking Clark Kent and now he had to do this? geez
Why can’t he shine above anyone else? He is the star of the show. PS3 obviously miss the note.

[Habits]

You know, I had absolutely no reaction. After watching the train wreck that was Power and the utter contempt TPTB showed to the mythos and fans with the Clana kiss on top of the DP I've been in a state of numbness.

I mean how could it get any worse? They treated a character whose fired the imaginations of millions for over 70 years as garbage and all those that are fans of that character as insignificant.

[Lazy Boy]

I watched it and when "meh".

[svtwamedfan05]

I don't know what is worse. The superClana sex scene or the final kiss. Of course if I was a Clana fan I would be pissed with the final kiss. Hello the kryptonite meant that Clana is death why would a Clana fan be happy about that one. Anywho I zoned out during the super sex crap in fear of puking

[galatians221]

I don't know what is worse. The superClana sex scene or the final kiss. Of course if I was a Clana fan I would be pissed with the final kiss. Hello the kryptonite meant that Clana is death why would a Clana fan be happy about that one. Anywho I zoned out during the super sex crap in fear of puking

All I could think of is if the kryptonite was weaker how far would Clark have gone before passing out? Pretty sad.

[devotedtoclois]

I was completely disgusted by this episode....:(

[galatians221]

I was completely disgusted by this episode....:(

But, did you puke?

[Mars Investigations]

This thread made me roll my eyes so hard they nearly popped out of my head.

[Kal26]

I'm hoping that the two producers remaining will come on this board and communicate with us. I've never seen the board so riled up and I've never been this riled up. I'd just like to know why they did what they did and if they'll start respecting CK and Superman.

I've been thinking the same thing.

----- Added 1 Minutes later -----


It was an awesome kiss because Clark endured so much pain just to be able to kiss Lana one last time.

Since you guys liked it so much, here are the highlights of the kiss. :lol:



I felt he deserved that pain, for being so stupid! :lol:

[galatians221]

I've been thinking the same thing.

----- Added 1 Minutes later -----



I felt he deserved that pain, for being so stupid! :lol:

They should have titled that episode "Love Hurts".

[Maxima]

I'll NEVER watch this episode AGAIN :@

[skugers]

I'll NEVER watch this episode AGAIN :@
You can say that again :D
:cool:

[ClLaLeChFAN01]

I got sick about 8 times....but I had the flu. I dont think that counts! lol By the way, Im feeling a lot better!

[galatians221]

I got sick about 8 times....but I had the flu. I dont think that counts! lol By the way, Im feeling a lot better!

Watching Requiem with the flu is double trouble. I've erased my copy so as to never put myself in that position again.

[Pantalaimon]

I thought it was a pretty good episode. And I'm no Clana fan by any means.

You're all just overindulging yourself in the puking metaphor. (Try picturing that.)
:p

[oqllcksmallville]

I didn't watch it but metaphorically I puke every time I see mention of spaghetti cat, er I mean, clana.

lol , must you be so mean ?
i felt bad for clark ,
but i wanted him to grow up and be strong ,
if not for himself ,
for the world and everything to come ..

[tj_powers]

you guys remind me of my girlfriend lol no ones happy with any outcome :P

[galatians221]

lol , must you be so mean ?
i felt bad for clark ,
but i wanted him to grow up and be strong ,
if not for himself ,
for the world and everything to come ..

I wanted him to kick Lana in the head and go after the Lizard.

[ZODisGOD]

anyone here really really puked?

some of you should do what I do, and focus on the good of this episode.

[Pantalaimon]

anyone here really really puked?

some of you should do what I do, and focus on the good of this episode.

And there really was quite a bit of good to focus on.

[tj_powers]

yeah exactly! I dont get how people will watch something that would make them litterally sick. It had a bitter sweet sense to the ending and I liked it probably more than the average person because it showed that Clark would sacrifice his own life for who he loved and she sacrificed her happiness to save his...

[justme_007]

It's still a hot kiss. Think about it this way, if your significant other that you love very much suffers a terrible accident that disfigures their face...tell me you wouldn't kiss them ever again?

And in that third pic, Clark looks like Bizarro.




Yeah, that was disgusting. :lol:

Thanks for the pics. and yes, it was disgusting when Ms. Lane said crying " I love him" :rotfl: i felt sorry for the little girl :lol:

[rajman]

clana did get a bit boring after they pushed it for so bloody long, but they were cute for a while

[galatians221]

anyone here really really puked?

some of you should do what I do, and focus on the good of this episode.

Okay; after I puked I felt a lot better.

[Pantalaimon]

Okay; after I puked I felt a lot better.
There you go. ;) Wasn't that difficult was it?

[galatians221]

There you go. ;) Wasn't that difficult was it?

No, it came right up.

[Clark/Lois-fan]

Wow, I haven't seen this episode yet. Wonder if I actually literally will puke :D

[Mickey_Bickey]

Wow, I haven't seen this episode yet. Wonder if I actually literally will puke :D

Honestly, just watch The Mummy, and that will give you an idea of how this kiss was, plus honestly don't waste your time with this episode. It was that bad. Clark didn't even exist in this episode compared to the way he has been in the first half of the season. They really butchered his character so that Lana's could look like some sort of hero type of person. It was so over the top ridiculous. Believe me, any episode was better than this and Power.

[Clark/Lois-fan]

Honestly, just watch The Mummy, and that will give you an idea of how this kiss was, plus honestly don't waste your time with this episode. It was that bad. Clark didn't even exist in this episode compared to the way he has been in the first half of the season. They really butchered his character so that Lana's could look like some sort of hero type of person. It was so over the top ridiculous. Believe me, any episode was better than this and Power.

It all sounds like AlMiles wrote this episode IMO, especially the highlighted :)

[galatians221]

Honestly, just watch The Mummy, and that will give you an idea of how this kiss was, plus honestly don't waste your time with this episode. It was that bad. Clark didn't even exist in this episode compared to the way he has been in the first half of the season. They really butchered his character so that Lana's could look like some sort of hero type of person. It was so over the top ridiculous. Believe me, any episode was better than this and Power.

Great post. The Man of Steel crawling on his knees trying desperately for one last kiss and seemingly willing to die for one last smooch with Lana. If that won't make you puke you're never going to.

[Supes_24]

Heres hoping Clark uses that Legion Ring or something to erase these awful events that have transpired...I mean wow, how could they have done this to such a promising season?? Im not sure it can recover after that mess.

Im still convinced Clark will get Jor-El's help to alter the reality somehow so that he can don the true persona of Superman and the mild mannored reporter Clark Kent. Anything that helps Clark get some of his dignity back.

[galatians221]

Heres hoping Clark uses that Legion Ring or something to erase these awful events that have transpired...I mean wow, how could they have done this to such a promising season?? Im not sure it can recover after that mess.

Im still convinced Clark will get Jor-El's help to alter the reality somehow so that he can don the true persona of Superman and the mild mannored reporter Clark Kent. Anything that helps Clark get some of dignity back.

My question is; if Lana became DD instead of Davis, would Clark fight her or try to kiss her?

[clois-destiny-forever]

Yeah, this whole episode made me feel sick to my stomach. I would have thrown my tv out the window if my dorm didn't have weird windows that won't open.

[galatians221]

Yeah, this whole episode made me feel sick to my stomach. I would have thrown my tv out the window if my dorm didn't have weird windows that won't open.

Be thankful to have them. Many would have jumped after that episode.

[LovelyLoisLane]

I didn't think 'Requiem' was that bad. My biggest problem with it was the Wonder!Lana aspect but that was hardly the fault of this episode since it was carried over from 'Power' I mean I liked the Toyman and Oliver and Chloe and seeing Lex again, even if it was in Darth Vader-ish form.

There were some definite questionable choices made in the episode, no doubt, and some of the dialogue for the kiss at the end was more of those, but it didn't bother me nearly as bad as 'Power' did. Plus there was a sense of relief that the Wonder!Lana storyline was done for now. Hey at least Clark didn’t say he’d ‘always’ love Lana, the way Lana told Clark, he just said he loved her. So that’s something, right?

So it didn't make me puke, but that would seem rather extreme a reaction. It wasn't like anything overly gory was going on, though that kiss did turn rather nasty with the green veins in Clark's face. It made me feel a teensy but nauseous but that was from anxiety, it didn't make me puke or gag or anything.

The last time I think I felt like I might upchuck was that episode of Supernatural with the undead surgeon that cut the heart out of a living and awake man's chest. *shivers* Scenes like Clana, meh, not so much. Even the supersex, as cheesy as that was, just made me roll my eyes more than anything.

'Power' was pretty much like an adolescent Mary-Sue fan fiction, and so some aspects of that rubbed of on 'Requiem' but the episode wasn't as bad as its predecessor.

[galatians221]

I didn't think 'Requiem' was that bad. My biggest problem with it was the Wonder!Lana aspect but that was hardly the fault of this episode since it was carried over from 'Power' I mean I liked the Toyman and Oliver and Chloe and seeing Lex again, even if it was in Darth Vader-ish form.

There were some definite questionable choices made in the episode, no doubt, and some of the dialogue for the kiss at the end was more of those, but it didn't bother me nearly as bad as 'Power' did. Plus there was a sense of relief that the Wonder!Lana storyline was done for now. Hey at least Clark didn’t say he’d ‘always’ love Lana, the way Lana told Clark, he just said he loved her. So that’s something, right?

So it didn't make me puke, but that would seem rather extreme a reaction. It wasn't like anything overly gory was going on, though that kiss did turn rather nasty with the green veins in Clark's face. It made me feel a teensy but nauseous but that was from anxiety, it didn't make me puke or gag or anything.

The last time I think I felt like I might upchuck was that episode of Supernatural with the undead surgeon that cut the heart out of a living and awake man's chest. *shivers* Scenes like Clana, meh, not so much. Even the supersex, as cheesy as that was, just made me roll my eyes more than anything.

'Power' was pretty much like an adolescent Mary-Sue fan fiction, and so some aspects of that rubbed of on 'Requiem' but the episode wasn't as bad as its predecessor.

I wonder about Lana also. I really wonder about the writers.

[redkryptoniteisthebest]

This thread is basically a clone of my thread in this board, Admit it, who cried?

[Sports72Xtrm]

I've come to terms with this arc. Couple of gripes though:
1. Clark going to kill Lex.
2. Lana with powers.
I am trying really hard to let go of Clark going after Lex's blood and rationalizing it. But this is the last time PS3! Clark does not KILL or intend to kill under any circumstances!:mad: But geez, can they somehow resolve SuperLana. I don't want the knowledge of Lana out there somewhere saving lives like Superman. Can they deactivate the Superstrength and speed. Otherwise logically she should be in the Justice League or some other crime fighting force. Anything, just take it away. Lana Lang is not a superhero. She can be a kung fu secret agent for all I care but please, do not make her a superhero.:mad:

[galatians221]

This thread is basically a clone of my thread in this board, Admit it, who cried?

Yep. I logged on and saw your thread and immediately posted this one. I didn't cry - I puked.

[redkryptoniteisthebest]

:lol: Its all good. :)

[galatians221]

:lol: Its all good. :)

If it helps, I cried after I puked. :)

[tj_powers]

lol this is not Joe Logan's show or anythhing like that there is no reason to puke lol

[galatians221]

lol this is not Joe Logan's show or anythhing like that there is no reason to puke lol

Who's Joe Logan? Another one of Lana's flames???

[tj_powers]

Who's Joe Logan? Another one of Lana's flames???

No no lol the host of Fear Factor and I think he did one more show like that as well

[galatians221]

It all sounds like AlMiles wrote this episode IMO, especially the highlighted :)

I think Miles/Millar must have saddled the writers with more KK episodes and they had no choice.

[Kschreck]

The Clark and Lan rumbling in bed and the rest of the Clana stuff made this episode feel as if it belonged a few seasons back. I was and still am ready for Clark to simply move on with his life and I wish that they didn't break the two apart JUST because Lana got infected with Kryptonite.

[The Krypton Knight]

I puked my guts out for a month...until my Lois Lane stomach medicine showed up! Now I'm cured!

[Snowfire]

The episode was the Clana feast I was waiting for all season and it, along with the previous 4 episodes, made S8 tie in to all the past seasons of Smallville.

The only thing that makes me puke is this thread, with its vitriol, pettiness and immaturity.

[jpfort1957]

I mentally puked and made fake puke sounds during the clana scenes namely when they kissed.If you look up disfuncional in the dictionary you'll see a picture of Clana.
I really did Blow Chips after that scene!!!!!!!!!!

[Solisfanfic19]

when thinking about the episodes from season 8 i always jump from "legion" to "infamous" because i keep forgetting the three lana-centric episodes of crap inbetween them (not to mention chlavis)

[rebecavaldez]

I get that they had to offically get Clark over Lana, but I don't think they did it the right way.

[petitemimi]

I didn't puke but I almost cried because of the humiliation the writers put Clark through: Clark crawling on the floor begging: "Lanaaaaa!!" as she went off. Terrible terrible stuff. Oh Clark. They have no respect for you.

[BigT]

I puked in the first 10 minutes. Then I switched over to Bones. I wouldn't waste an hour of my life on this crap.


Too bad I did. I wish I didn't watch the rest of this ep and watched Bones instead even though I don't watch it! :eek:

[Iluvgreen]

It was hard to keep myself from puking.....

[BigT]

The episode was the Clana feast I was waiting for all season and it, along with the previous 4 episodes, made S8 tie in to all the past seasons of Smallville.

The only thing that makes me puke is this thread, with its vitriol, pettiness and immaturity.

Oh yeah real immature yet your people (the Clana fanbase) doesn't really care if Clark had feelings for Lois and just pushed her to the side so he could screw Lana one last time!
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anyone here really really puked?

some of you should do what I do, and focus on the good of this episode.


Well I'm glad Lana left!

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[Joanna]

Well, the scene of Clark on his knees at the end was really gross

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I didn't puke but I almost cried because of the humiliation the writers put Clark through: Clark crawling on the floor begging: "Lanaaaaa!!" as she went off. Terrible terrible stuff. Oh Clark. They have no respect for you.

Exactly. I really wish I could "unwatch" this scene

[Mickey_Bickey]

I didn't puke but I almost cried because of the humiliation the writers put Clark through: Clark crawling on the floor begging: "Lanaaaaa!!" as she went off. Terrible terrible stuff. Oh Clark. They have no respect for you.

It was downright embarressing for Tom Welling to play that scene out! I could see he wasn't on top of his game and probably hated every second of it. The only good thing that came out of it was that when he signed on for S9 he made sure that the storyline would be actually "good". His character this season is nothing compared to what we saw in Power and Requiem thankfully.

There was absolutely no respect for Clark's character in the entire arc. Absolutely the worst crap I've ever seen on this show.

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Well, the scene of Clark on his knees at the end was really gross

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Exactly. I really wish I could "unwatch" this scene

I could only bare to watch it once. I've never replayed it!

[Joanna]

I could only bare to watch it once. I've never replayed it!

The same here! What I meant is that I would sometimes love to go back in time to a moment before I ever saw it. Seriously, there should have been some warning at the beginning of the episode reading "Clark abuse. Viewer discretion advised" or something!

[Mickey_Bickey]

The same here! What I meant is that I would sometimes love to go back in time to a moment before I ever saw it. Seriously, there should have been some warning at the beginning of the episode reading "Clark abuse. Viewer discretion advised" or something!

Oh, viewers were definitely blindsided by this arc! There was no spoiler or warning out there to prepare or brace us for the worst, which of course Power and Requiem were.

Basically, in December you had an interview with ED talking about a conversation that her and Clark have in an upcoming episode (Infamous because of the content) where Clark's telling her intimate details about himself, and they're saying, "wow, do we really love each other", etc. The writers were going to take the Clark and Lois relationship into that territory last year after the first half's buildup, and there was even a kiss that was to happen in Infamous between them.

Well, obviously after Power and Requiem aired, ED went to the showrunners, and thankfully they agreed not to have them kiss or do any proclamation of love. It would have been laughable, even more laughable than this debacle called Power and Requiem. I mean how stupid is the bed breaking nonsense? Or Clark looking like a mummy at the end of this episode in a grotesque manner falling to the floor and struggling with the words "I love you". Just pitiful. Simply pitiful.

ED and TW respect the characters and the mythos, and know that this sort of material is ridiculous. I'm really glad that ED did what she did to preserve the dignity of Clark and Lois' relationship, and I'm even more glad that TW held out on his contract negotiations after this garbage aired. It was downright embarressing! We won't ever see it again. I'm sure of it.

But, yes I agree I wish we would have been prepared, but even more I wish the writers had never collaborated on such a storyline for Lana in the first place. It was just terrible. There was so many better ways for her character to exit that wouldn't have impacted Clark or the rest of the storylines for that matter.:\

[Joanna]

Basically, in December you had an interview with ED talking about a conversation that her and Clark have in an upcoming episode (Infamous because of the content) where Clark's telling her intimate details about himself, and they're saying, "wow, do we really love each other", etc. The writers were going to take the Clark and Lois relationship into that territory last year after the first half's buildup, and there was even a kiss that was to happen in Infamous between them.

That's why I'm curious if the P/R arc was indeed supposed to look like that from the very beginning if they had such plans for Infamous. I wonder if they didn't change their plans at the last minute. But why? Stalling Clark and Lois's relationship is one thing but inventing this? And it's not even so much about Clois but about Clark. Oh well:\

I'm so happy it's behind us. Our patience has been rewarded :)

[Mickey_Bickey]

That's why I'm curious if the P/R arc was indeed supposed to look like that from the very beginning if they had such plans for Infamous. I wonder if they didn't change their plans at the last minute. But why? Stalling Clark and Lois's relationship is one thing but inventing this? And it's not even so much about Clois but about Clark. Oh well:\

I'm so happy it's behind us. Our patience has been rewarded :)

Well at first, they wanted a triangle between Lana, Clark and Lois, but I believe ED asked them not to do that out of respect. Then, the writers collaborated, and in one interview KK said she didn't want Lana to think of Clark as the "end all be all". That means to me that there might have been a different ending in store, but that the collaboration had Lana going out with the power suit thing and her character being the "end all be all" instead. I don't think that was the initial intention, and the reason I think that is because of all the spoilers and interviews surrounding the regular episodes and the interviews surrounding that arc. AM changed the scene in Power where Lana saved the day at the lab. It was supposed to be Clark. Oh well, I guess having Lana steal Clark's thunder was just the norm for that arc and the series, so in the end nothing really progressed between them or the storylines. It was the same old same old.

Anyhow, these episodes are behind us for good, and we're seeing a much more productive, proactive and happy Clark which is really all that matters.

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I agree that these episodes just came out of nowhere, and i think they would have been received better if it had been before the Clois stuff. (making the fangirls less angry)

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[Elacey]

Yes,I vomited.I vomited so much,it's a wonder I can still vomit.*shudders*

[biggumt]

i threw up by the heartless reaction i witnessed here

[pizzahead2490]

It's been almost two years and I still get nauseated just thinking about that scene, Blah!

[Eleidich]

me too, I still have nightmares about this arc!!
I hate these episodes so much!

[DrEmil]

Guys please....vomiting??
Look....I'm not one of the Clanas.....I'm one of the Smallvilles....(:p)
and I have to say that although I didn't like some things about this arc I am re-watching these now and again....Clana had to have some closure.....and although ARCTIC video goodbye was good enough for me....I think that last scene of REQUIEM showed that Tom and Kristin are teriffic actors....they brought their A-game there....the only thing that bothered me in REQUIEM was that CK had sex with her the moment he saw she had powers....was he that much needy?He totally forgot about the almost-kiss with Lois in BRIDE and he has sex with Lana....I think that having second thoughts about this whole relationship in BRIDE,LEGION,BULLETPROOF and POWER was right about CK's character....that video in ARCTIC wasn't much of a closure but a bit of a questionmark...(adding Tess to the direction of that video for me was a nice touch and linked season 8 with season 7 quite well.)She was his first love....but the recent re-watch of season 7 made me realise that their scenes in WRATH,BLUE,PERSONA,SIREN and finally the events of VERITAS were about Clark (and maybe Lana) realising that maybe they don't belong together because there will always be somthing keeping them apart...and that fact reached its climax in the events of REQUIEM....Lana is a tragic figure for always needed other people to depend on....but making this final desicion to go away from CK was really mature and needed and showed that she finally strayed a little from the little girl in the fairy princess costume.(Although now she has kryptonite costume lol:p)
Lois is a much more independent character and fits perfectly in CK's world because she knows she is her own person and she doesn't think that she has to have powers to be independent....I think its a nice closure to their storyline....and IF that Lex Luthor was really Lex and not one of his clones as seen in season 10(which I hope he was a clone because that would make Oliver not to be a killer and Lex not really dead) was a fitting thing to do to reach his true evilness....though it smacks of desperation something that Lex isn't.....so please....no bashing on this arc....watch it as an overall story that it maybe dragged a little

PS I just realised that Chloe was right in WRATH...Lana(or Isis) did bring the great god Ra(or Clark) to his knees....gotta love the irony right???;)

[Eleidich]

For me the problem and what I hate the most with this arc is they gave clana drama story so much importance, they made it stronger than should be and in that moment make Clois look second to the awful clana.

I ´ll always hate it no matter what and would like to think that never happened, sadly it did.

[joan Tyler]

I disliked Clark,and wanted someone better for Lois. In what story did Lois ever put up being second best. She has more pride then that. I rather her be alone.

[Tinyeppy]

I've been puking since S5 in regards to Clana....

I stop seeing SV at S7 b/c I couldn't believe CK took her back after marrying Lex & worst she was living with him at the farm....no way...I didn't like it....I really had enough of writers focusing on Lana.....Clana....Lana...ENOUGH.

Requiem just made me more annoyed about the entire relationship.....

It really made CK look bad b/c of his regression to this drama feast that simply has never been worth it....Lana never made Clark Kent happy...Ck has never been proud of his for Lana.. She didn't get it....this is written fact in SV....

Lana arc was just played out to really anger Superman fans...b/c it just really get to me that Lana is out blinded to what she should see & know....her pedestal is gone & CK has found another women.....simple & clear....if comic Lana has to face Clois with all the regret/pain in her heart what makes SV Lana any different. This version needs to witness Clois love as poor Oliver did & with the respect of how mature Lois handle Oliver in romantically ending Lollie in "Crossfire". Oliver got the point & he today understands why Clois are together.

We need one of these closure scene with Clana.

[pizzahead2490]

I've been puking since S5 in regards to Clana....

I stop seeing SV at S7 b/c I couldn't believe CK took her back after marrying Lex & worst she was living with him at the farm....no way...I didn't like it....I really had enough of writers focusing on Lana.....Clana....Lana...ENOUGH.

Requiem just made me more annoyed about the entire relationship.....

It really made CK look bad b/c of his regression to this drama feast that simply has never been worth it....Lana never made Clark Kent happy...Ck has never been proud of his for Lana.. She didn't get it....this is written fact in SV....

Lana arc was just played out to really anger Superman fans...b/c it just really get to me that Lana is out blinded to what she should see & know....her pedestal is gone & CK has found another women.....simple & clear....if comic Lana has to face Clois with all the regret/pain in her heart what makes SV Lana any different. This version needs to witness Clois love as poor Oliver did & with the respect of how mature Lois handle Oliver in romantically ending Lollie in "Crossfire". Oliver got the point & he today understands why Clois are together.

We need one of these closure scene with Clana.

I agree. I don't know why the writers just couldn't write clana talking to each other maturely and making a quits together. jeez was that so hard :\