Loved it? Hated it? What did you think of "Requiem"?

[marcella]

I give it 5. I liked the Toyman and the music in the end. But I hated the circunstancies of Clana end

[Kryppy]

I thought Toyman's story was actually really good. But this ending of Lana becoming a superhero was so awful and stupid that I'm forced to vote "1 (worst)"

With that ending it seems like the writers are leading up to Lana, Chloe and Lois all forming a team of superheroes, and Clark will just stay in the barn milking cows and crying about Lana everyday for the rest of his life instead of ever becoming Superman. It was ridiclous.

[Anteros]

The thing made no sense from the first scene. She has no super powers except for the suit. But (unless I missed something about the birds and the bees) she was naked in bed with the character pretending to be Clark. No suit - no powers. ..



The suit is epidermal

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Only in the Bizarro universe that Smallville has become.

This is Smallville. I was shocked to see Lois Lane at all in it. It's supposed to be about Clark Kent and Lana Lang.

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... and I personally believe that was 100% their intention. I do not think they anticipate a 9th season, I think they are sending a message that smallville was never about superman or Clois at all but about Clana - the way they wanted to tell it...

Exactly!!!

[Som3bodySav3M3]

So, I just don't get how Lana stayed on this show for so friggin long. She's not THAT important to the Superman mythos. I am just glad she is gone, but would have felt better if she never came back after season 7...I understand why the writers wanted it to be impossible for Clark and Lana to get back together, but it would have been far better if Clark just LET HER GO.
I will say that the last scene was executed beautifully. The acting was nigh perfect.

Overall 5/10 (why does their relationship need to end this way? it should have ended WAY BEFORE THIS.)
acting 9/10

[Marissa]

Amazing episode, Toyman was awesome.. And the departure of Lana made me cry. It is sad that it has to end this way, although it should've ended a long time ago.

[ims001]

The suit is epidermal
This is Smallville. I was shocked to see Lois Lane at all in it. It's supposed to be about Clark Kent and Lana Lang.


It's supposed to be about a young Clark Kent becoming Superman.
The Clana crap was thrown in to appeal to young females.

[zHeN_zHeN]

This is Smallville. I was shocked to see Lois Lane at all in it. It's supposed to be about Clark Kent and Lana Lang.

Oh. Then, technically Chloe Sullivan, Lex Luthor, Tess Mercer, Jimmy Olsen, Oliver Queen, and Doomsday don't belong on this show either. :rolleyes:

[NoSupeForYou]

How was this closure? Are we supposed to believe that Clark won't be picking up a phone and calling Lana every moment he has free? What, Clark and Lana can't IM while they try to figure out how to undo this?

Clark looks lovingly at Lois. Suddenly the phone rings.
Clark: "Hold on Lois, Lana is calling. Maybe she found a cure."
Clark picks up the phone.
Lana: "How's my little Red and Blue-Balled Blur doing?"
Clark: "Great, my little Green Bunny Wunny."

There is no closure in the scenerio they put before us, only a temporary stay so they can keep trying to convince KK to come back for a season 9. Then they'll probably just have the Green Lantern come in and cure her and we'll be right back to Clana square one.



By the way, is Cedric OK? I'm worried he might have had a stroke while watching this so he could write his review.

[Anteros]

Clark Kent doesn't deserve Lois Lane on Smallville.


Sigh...

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Oh. Then, technically Chloe Sullivan, Lex Luthor, Tess Mercer, Jimmy Olsen, Oliver Queen, and Doomsday don't belong on this show either. :rolleyes:

Cases can be made for everyone on your list, even Lois who is not... but Doomsday? Now that storyline totally sucked.

[ClumsyGRL]

i only endured this eppi because of my beloved tequilla,otherwise,i would be in coma right now... i mean, what a crappy *****.when clark said to lana:"what we have, is beautiful!" i was lmao!!!this is what i call masochism. to me, it was, just A BIG waste of time, so... i decided, i want that hour back.who should i talk to??

[Imzadia]

I know that the majority of you are Polite enough NOT to tell me that you Don't Care about how I feel. OK, this "Review" is how I perceived this episode, so now, it's ESSAY TIME again, because I 'feel' that my 'Feelings' for "Requiem" warrant one.

"SMALLVILLE Really HAS ALWAYS BEEN ALL ABOUT Clark and LANA"

I would sincerely like to contribute an UNBIASED review of how I feel about "Requiem". It's difficult for me to do, because I DO have 'favorite' Smallville characters. Something Happened to me while viewing this newest episode, the last in a 5-story arc that featured Kristen Kreuk's 'Lana Lang'. It was her 'farewell' story and, honestly, it has been painful at times for me to follow since I'm one of those Smallville fans who is also, and first, a Superman/Clark Kent fan, & one of the Biggest things about me Loving Clark's story includes the now 70 year Iconic and Legendary Love between him and Lois Lane.

Watching Smallville all these years, no matter what would transpire between Clark and Lana, I knew Lois Lane would always be there as his future unfolded. Last night's episode FINALLY convinced me that Smallville was and HAS REALLY ALWAYS BEEN ALL ABOUT Clark and LANA. "Requiem" Defined that for me, and I'm OK with it, now.

However, I was NUMB, and watched the episode in complete silence. It was perfectly Executed and every actor's performance was as Dynamic as I've ever seen on Smallville. GREAT JOB done by all. There was just enough Input by the villains to make the Threat they presented Believable, IMO. I did, however, think that Oliver was a little over the top with his vindictive efforts to murder Lex, who I don't believe is Really dead, BTW. Oliver is 'supposed' to be a Super-Hero, too, but true to his comic persona, he sometimes straddles the line between good and 'bad'. I did like how Oliver used his knowledge of what Chloe had done at the end of "Identity" against her to get what he wanted not allowing her to make any 'Brainiac' excuses for her behavior. Chloe HAS changed and I'm not sure I know her anymore other than she's willing to do ANYTHING to protect Clark. The scene reminded me of Chloe's reprimanding of Lana's behavior in the aftermath of "Wrath" last year; the tables were turned.

The SFX were utilized in a way that was smart and well-placed so as not to appear that there is less budget for elaborate displays.

Finally, the episode completed the 'puzzle' that was All About Clark and Lana. It was Clark's 'Dream' from the beginning to "have LANA intimately by his side to spend their lives together as he followed his Destiny"; you know, the 'Whole Package'. Yet, while he was having his romantic fantasies fulfilled and offering more of the same to Lana, her idea of 'fun' was to "Do the Hero thing as an Equal with Clark". Clark seemed Chagrined by her enthusiasm in response to his offer of more fun between the sheets. Yet, he confessed that he wanted that, too. Before they could leave the farm, Chloe brought them their first Super Duo Couple case to work on together; a fatal bombing at LuthorCorp Tower that also involved their mutual friend, Oliver Queen, who was the only survivor. ...And so 'Together' they SuperSped off to the rescue.

By the end of this episode, Oliver thought he'd gotten what he'd wanted, and Clark and Lana had saved the day. However, Lex was the Real winner in this little war. Lana, knowing how Lex thinks, figured out that the 'SuperSuit' she wears was also designed to be a Weapon against Clark. The tragically Cruel and Heartbreaking method Lex used to hurt both Clark and Lana was Villainous Genius, IMO. He separated them for all time using Clark's Kryptonian weakness coupled with their "Hero's Soul" as the mechanism.

The last scene between Clark and Lana was gut-wrenchingly SAD, and painful to watch; although beautifully romantic in a Tragic way, strangely, I didn't even get misty-eyed. It was quite an added 'Special' moment when Lana mentioned the first real conversation she and Clark ever had when they unexpectedly met one night in the Smallville graveyard while Lana was visiting her parents' grave. He had comforted her then and their friendship was forged. I'm sure once my shock wears off a bit and I'm able to rewatch the episode, I'll be able to react with my 'usual' emotions intact. However, my current reaction is most likely due to the 'Dilemma' created by this 'Lana story arc' for the future of Clark and Lois' relationship. In SMALLVILLE, Lois has become Clark's 'Consolation Prize', ...Just as Clark, infected with Red-K and speaking to Lex with a FYI attitude, described to Lex what he really meant to Lana in "Crimson". Personally, from here on out, because I'll ever remain a Loyal Smallville fan until this Particular Re-Interpretation has completed its story, I'll consider 'SMALLVILLE' to be an 'AU' Superman story. IMH and Honest Opinion, I rate it an 8/10.

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'VicNew', who said:

Lana leaving was kinda sad BUT the world is hers now! She is more powerful than Clark because with all that power, she will lose her morals! I would!
Can't nobody stop her! Not even Clark!

Very BRILLIANT!

Should've Also Added that Lana Lang is much more Excited about Having Power and Being A SuperHeroine than about 'being In Love with Clark Kent, too.

[Anteros]

This proves that Smallville has absolutely no ties to canonical Superman lore...

Oh boy. Actually it has MANY ties but... whatever. In the end, Smallville = Lana Lang. Let's move on now, shall we?

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I know that the majority of you are Polite enough NOT to tell me that you Don't Care about how I feel. OK, so now, it's ESSAY TIME again, because I 'feel' that my 'Feelings' for "Requiem" warrant one.

"SMALLVILLE Really HAS ALWAYS BEEN ALL ABOUT Clark and LANA"

<snip>

Personally, from here on out, because I'll ever remain a Loyal Smallville fan until this Particular Re-Interpretation has completed its story, I'll consider 'SMALLVILLE' to be an 'AU' Superman story. IMH and Honest Opinion, I rate it an 8/10.

Well said!!</snip>

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... You knew introducing Lois would give rise to expectations of Clois and if you knew all you were going to do was ride the Clana train why the heck did you bother introducing her? ...

This is my one regret on this show. Lois never should have been on it. Still love it though :)

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.. All I could think about was how huge of a douche Lex is. This really sets the stage for what a heartless, evil genius, Lex Luthor is. I think this was a great move by the writers to establish just how incredibly bad Lex is.. It also served as a great way to further define the relationship of lex with clark as his one true arch nemesis. This isn't small potatoes.. this is big time. Lex destroyed one of Clark's few things that he takes for himself...

Agreed. This was the first time I saw Lex as the evil genius we know him to be and it made my skin crawl. Awesome! The fact that MR was not there to ruin the scene with his good looks added to the evilness of the character we saw. The real Lex Luthor.

[VicNew]

Lana leaving was kinda sad BUT the world is hers now! She is more powerful than Clark because with all that power, she will lose her morals! I would!
Can't nobody stop her! Not even Clark!

Very BRILLIANT!

[Anteros]

..Picture this.The show is about Superman..

What?!? Where?!? Did I miss something?

[clanaddict]

My highest reverence and praise to the writers, producers and most especially Kristin Kreuk and Tom Welling for this stellar episode, “Requiem.” I have been a faithful fan for years since the beginning. I’ve always been captivated by the moral and nature of the story of Clark Kent, Lex Luthor, Lana Lang and Chloe Sullivan. The amazing chemistry this cast has held all these years, even with the newest cast….its been amazing to watch. Since the beginning of season 8, I’ve awaited to see how you would close off these storylines of Clark Kent and Lana Lang because of the disappointment of the season 7 finale. I was ready to give up but wanted to stay faithful to this show because it’s been a part of my life for 7+ years, I awaited for the return of Lana Lang to see how you would give closure between Clark and her, because I’ve been so captivated by their chemistry all this time. I often wondered if your writing staff could create something that would gratify my expectation. It is known that Lois is the inevitable future love interest of Clark. In which the beginning episodes of season 8 were so frustrating to watch because, I couldn’t let go, I couldn’t see the chemistry that Lana and Clark have given these past 7 years in Lois and Clark’s screen time, it was unfounded and incredulous in my viewing capacity. But these past 5 episodes, I can honestly say “KUDOS.” Though this profound love of Clark and Lana that I have found so epic and beautiful, you gave a way to show the earnest love and sacrifice of true love between them. Though it is bittersweet because they can never be together, we know they are not possible and it gives us Clana fans the ability to go forward with Clark and Lois.

Tom Welling and Kristin Kreuk are so beautiful and are such amazing actors together, that I have to give reverence to their craft in what they have created together and kept me captivated and interested. It’s sad this journey ended and I have to say, I’m also done with Smallville. Smallville has been the greatest show because it shows the journey of Clark Kent becoming Superman through a journey of growing into maturity through testing and trials and overcoming fear and accepting his destiny…though the legend Superman lives on…its better to know the history behind the legend. And I thank Smallville for giving the legend such a depth history of Superman creating a profound saga of his life. We all know what happens next, who Clark becomes and who he ends up with. I will come back to watch the finale. Thank You Smallville!! http://lounge.cwtv.com/images/smilies/smiley_superman.gif - Salute to Requiem

[Anteros]

Hi All, I am one of those lurkers who just finally had to register and comment on this arc. First let me say that I am a Clois fan from way back in the '70's when I would buy the "Lois marries Superman" comics.

I came to Smallville in just the past few years and have loved the Clois on the show. Have never liked Lana(I think it's Kristens voice), but truly wanted to see a great close for both Clark and Lana. Unfortunatly, I didn't get that from this story arc.

I am very disappointed in how this story was added to a great and progressive season and seems to have stopped the show cold. I was one of those that was not overly affected by the final scene because I was too busy screaming at the TV that "she brought this on herself by being so selfish!!".

I do believe that Lana brought all of this on by being power hungry and not able to accept herself as she is, and not believing that Clark could love her for that. In the last two episodes Clark stopped think with his big brain and did not hold Lana accountable for anything she did. I think this has ruined any feelings I could have had for the Clana of Smallville.

I am by no means a writer, but this is how I would have written the five episodes of the Lana arc.

Bride- I would have left this one alone. We had a great, mature conversation about how their lives have changed and how maybe they weren't meant to be together. A bittersweet, but angst free conversation.

Legion- The only thing I would have changed is to have Imra tell Lana that her Isis Foundation is still making a difference even a 1000 years in the future. That would be something to think about in terms of the difference she could make in the world.

Bulletproof- Again only one scene to change. Have Clark come into the Talon talking about what Dan said about finding someone to fight for. Lana tells him he is already doing that. He fights for her, Chloe, Martha, and even Lois. A smile comes over Clarks face and we fade out to them having coffee.

Power- This deserves a total rewrite, but the gist would be that Lana is going after the suit and someone, be it Oliver, Chloe or Clark finds out and stops her by mentioning that anything developed by Lex must have a sinister purpose. Oh, look it absorbs kryptonite and will become poisonous to Clark. Good thing someone found out about your secret. I would even have left the final DP scene only it would have been a conversation about how well they work together when their not keeping secrets from each other as the sun rises on their new relationship.

Requiem- If Power had ended as above: Clark and company discover that Toyman is working for Lex who is in Metropolis. Everyone works together to find him(with Lana manning the Isis computers). I liked someone elses idea that Clark and Oliver arrive at the same time and Clark talks Oliver out of killing Lex. I would then blow up the truck and leave it open as to how did it. Clark and Lana are in the barn and Lana is ready to go back to Paris and open a branch of Isis. Clark is happy for her and gives her the necklace a going away present. She reminds him of what he said to her a the graveyard and they will always be in each others hearts. A quick(emphasis on quick) kiss and Lana turns and walks away with her head up and a smile on her face. Clark is left at the window looking out to his future also with a smile on his face.

Even as someone who dislike/hated Clana I would have sniffled at such a sad, but inevitable ending for this couple.

Instead, I am going to pretend that Bobby Ewing is singing loud and strong at the beginning of Infamous and that this last few episodes never existed. It will be the only way I will be able to suspend disbelief and root for my Clois.

Thank you for letting me get this off of my chest and hopefully out of my system.

Blessings


No offense... but this is why you are not a screenwriter. :p

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O.K., after sleeping on it, my initial reaction following Requiem has changed. The initial anger is gone. It’s been replaced by indifference.

All those who have said; forget mythos, forget Superman, this is Smallville, you are right.

Want to make Oliver a serial killer or have him go insane and be committed to an asylum? Go for it, after all this is Smallville, not Superman (so they can do anything and ‘real’ Smallville fans will keep watching).

Hey, want to turn Chloe into an evil genius (the new Lex)? Or, maybe kill her off? How about having her become the ‘real’ Lois Lane? It’s all good, after all this is Smallville, not Superman (so they can do anything and ‘real’ Smallville fans will keep watching).

Why not have Lois and Jimmy die in a plane crash on the way back from Edge City (trying to find where Chloe’s been these past few weeks)? Awesome, after all this is Smallville, not Superman (so they can do anything and ‘real’ Smallville fans will keep watching).

Clark? Who needs him? Kill him off, have him turn evil, have him sit catatonic in the loft forever (pining for Lana)? No problem, after all this is Smallville, not Superman (so they can do anything and ‘real’ Smallville fans will keep watching).

Lana? Bring her back as Superlana (as Requiem certainly showed her to be more Superman than Clark) and, after all this is Smallville, not Superman (so they can do anything and ‘real’ Smallville fans will keep watching).

As far as I’m concerned, PS3 can now do anything they like with any of the characters, relationships, and plots in Smallville. Nothing they do will ever again bother me. After all, this is Smallville, not Superman (so they can do anything and ‘real’ Smallville fans will keep watching).

I must not be a ‘real’ fan because I may, or may not, watch future episodes (but watching will never again be a priority).


Aww, dude, you're missing out on all the fun!!

[melissan02]

Cedric, I eagerly anticipate your review of "Requiem"!!:D

Pour it on my friend, pour-it-on!!!!!!!;)Don't hold back!!

[ginnyfan]

Overall, it was an okay episode. Entertaining, with some closure re: Clana and a potential wedge driven between Clark and Ollie. They could have titled this ep.: "Allergy".

But the blowing up DP plot seemed a bit amateurish, for someone of Lex's supposed genius. To break up Clark and Lana, by giving CK a Clana-llergy? "Not even Reactine can keep you together, Clark!" *shudders*. Ollie and Chloe's crisis of conscience spats (yeah, I know, it's all about secrets and lies :lol:) gave the plot more to chew on, IMHO. I would have been nice if Clark, especially, came to the conclusion that he and Lana had to part ways because of sacrificing for the greater good and to accomplish his destiny. They have alluded to Clark (slowly) realizing this as the case, but I wish that he had come to that decision without the hammer-on-anvil forced breakup because Lana is kryptonized.

On an unrelated front, Ollie's blonde nurse was super-cute! More, please!

I'd give it an average 7. The plot could have been better, since this ep provided closure to Clana and (allegedly) killed Lex.

LOL! Allergy. *snort*



And not only that but it didn't even feel like an ending or a closure more of a "To be Continued" scenario.

Ug. I agree. Maybe she can come back and actually have a scene with Chloe. I'm not hoping for closure again. Not on this show. LOL!


Another short question before my review: Those who are huge Lex fans, what do you think of Lex's big evil plan turning out to be keeping Clark and Lana from having sex ever again? Basically, he had the most advanced technology, which would have been perfect for him as it would have given him powers, protected him from any krypto effects that others sometimes have, and given him the perfect protection from kryptonians, but he decided not to try it out before heading to the artic? And, the plan is a two parter, with the beauty that if and when Lana steals the suit, you can ensure that Clark and Lana will be unable to fornicate? That's the big evil plan? So, big time Lex fans, what do you think of that?

And before I forget, the last Lana scene was some of KK's best acting. I cried because I bought that persons emotions in that moment. As someone who has seen every other episode, I don't buy this episode's Lana, but the emotions came across on her part very well. I wasn't sold on TW's, but his face at the end was pretty emotional.

Okay, back to trying to review it...

I was kind of geeking out about this because think of it... what if Lex's original plan was to wear the suit, blow Tess, Oliver and Luthorcorp sky high, plant the bomb on the DP, tell people about it... then SAVE THE DAY in his suit, becoming poisonous to Clark in the process! That would have been awesome.

[Anteros]

Superman 2 is probably the best of the movies, in the old version or the newer cuts. A lot of people love it and it has been referenced several times on Smallville with a fond, nostalgic feeling. People tend to forget that one of its key parts was Clark Kent "groveling" to Lois Lane and actually giving up his powers and his mission to be with the girl he loves. Of course, he eventually figured out it was the wrong decision. The idea, however, of Clark wanting to throw it all away for love is hardly new. It's actually a big part of the movies and the comics.

Of course, in the comics Lana Lang does not remain a "stupid girl" like a lot of people seem to think-- far from it. I don't think it's a question of whether Smallville is Smallville and Superman is Superman, as they actually haven't done anything on Smallville that's really out of character according to what came before. It's only out of character for those who "think" they know Superman, in a very superficial way. It also ignores about 100 even more crazy subplots in the comic books and previous TV shows.

Heck, Smallville only has ONE ongoing universe (thankfully). They haven't gone out on a limb as much as folks are saying they have, and not half as much as the comics over the years. Have all these folks written DC complaining about the radical changes in Superman? It's only the quality and visibility of Smallville that makes it an easy target. There are certainly things to complain about in Smallville, but being true to the Superman world is not one.


Best review I've read so far. I haven't actually written a post yet, just responded, but this pretty much nails what I would have said as far as the Superman Myth goes.

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... And the icing on top of the crap cake he trys to kill Lex not because he’s evil and killed all those board members at Luthour corp. Not because he tried to kill him in Arctic, not even because he always wore the same stupid purple shirt every episode, Superman was willing to kill Lex Luthour because he can’t have sex with his girlfriend anymore, how freaking pathetic. It’s not like Lana’s dead, or even hurt really she’s just got Kryptonite under her skin (which BTW is her own fault for putting the stupid suit on in the first place). When he tried to kill that sandman guy he was 17 and Alicia had just been murdered, even when he attacked those thugs in vengeance he was acting out of grief for the death of his father, but to want to kill someone because you can’t be with your girlfriend anymore—lame...

This is why in the real world this type of crime is referred to as a CRIME OF PASSION.

Clark has been raised as a human... and he is not immune.

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Thank you Saltyweeks! I totally agreed with you! And thank you for the Superman 2 reminder/reference!
I am new to the boards but have been a die hard Superman fan my entire life and I really enjoy Smallville. If you want Superman trivia, just ask me! (Seen every movie, t.v. show, read every comic, book....what can I say, the character brings me up when I need a break from reality!) There is NO single way to do Clark Kent or Superman. He has evolved in many ways and directions over the last 70 years and will continue to do so. Had you ever read the Superboy comics (like I did) you would have thought that Lana and Clark would have been a sure thing if you didn't know that he was destined for Lois. And there is the crux that I think alot of people forget. WE, the audience, know where Clark is headed. Clark does not! Not now. We cannot judge what he should be doing, feeling, thinking based on what WE know. For goodness sake, if any of us knew 5 years ago what we know now, all of us would have probably done stuff differently than we did. Clark has many abilities. Precognizance is NOT one of them!
I actually liked how they resolved the Clana relationship. It is completely within the cruel scope I would expect from Lex. He can't have her so he is going to make dang sure his worst enemy/rival can't have her. Like a stab to the heart in the worst possible way! Too many shows resolve these kind of relationships by killing off the "lesser" character. (No that is not a slam at Lana, I have always liked her, just a reminder that the show is about Clark.) To me, that is the weak, easy way out. This way had way more finesse and nastiness to it. I too thought that Kristin and Tom played out that last scene brilliantly. So incredibly heartbreaking. So very hard to watch.
Just thought I would add my two cents worth.


Beautiful!! Absolutely beautiful!

[Fervent]

What is going on? That is totally rhetorical!
You know call me a die hard, or what ever but, what happened to Lex gaining the ability to control Kal-El? Okay Clark.
I understand the whole idea behind a morphing, changing, evolving legend, but the writers aren't even following their own ideas to the degree that they started.

Okay so what does all of this have to do with Requiem, it's easy. After watching, waiting, anticipating I'm seeing the light. Not the kind that illuminates for vision, but the kind at the end of the tunnel, the kind that you hear people who have returned from a near death experience speak about with such awh and fascination.

When I jumped on today, I saw that this is the final season, so what! So maybe it's ah finality to what's been nagging at the tip of my spine. Okay a new nerve to an impenetrable limb that is Superman, but what of this "I'm not playing Superman, I'm playing Clark Kent." They are the same, but two different people, you can't have one without the other. Kal-El I say, but what of the main truths to this Fictional Legend, it must not end with the death of Lex, Lana a Krypto super girl, without the end of Chloe, the true love of Lois, and the Colors and Family Crest we've all been waiting for, needing, longing for! What happened to the Truth, Justice, and the American Way.

Let Smallville not be the ending but the beginning of a brighter, longer leneage that is Superman.

"Rocketed to earth from the doomed planet Krypton, the baby Kal-El was found and raised by Jonathan and Martha Kent in SMALLVILLE, Kansas. Now an adult, CLARK KENT fights for truth, justice and the American way as..........SUPERMAN! "

[lana 9]

i give it a 8 i did not like the end of clana i wish that clark lana part as
friend i will miss you kristin

[Anteros]

THE REST

Clark and Lana breaking the bed just made me puke, honestly… what does that have to do with anything???

Also, why didn’t Chloe just call Clark about Ollie???

“Hey ho Clark, Ollie’s been injured in a bomb”

“Chloe, why didn’t you call me, you know me and SuperLana could run and visit Ollie using our Superspeed!”

“Well Clark, it says so here in the script…”

Chloe looks up towards the PS3 who give her a threatening look,

“I meant err… I didn’t want to disturb you and Lana’s bed banging time”

Huh?

Ok, that was never said but what other rational could possibly be given?


Ummm... have you ever been laid?

[paolinki25]

How was this closure? Are we supposed to believe that Clark won't be picking up a phone and calling Lana every moment he has free? What, Clark and Lana can't IM while they try to figure out how to undo this?

Clark looks lovingly at Lois. Suddenly the phone rings.
Clark: "Hold on Lois, Lana is calling. Maybe she found a cure."
Clark picks up the phone.
Lana: "How's my little Red and Blue-Balled Blur doing?"
Clark: "Great, my little Green Bunny Wunny."

There is no closure in the scenerio they put before us, only a temporary stay so they can keep trying to convince KK to come back for a season 9. Then they'll probably just have the Green Lantern come in and cure her and we'll be right back to Clana square one.



By the way, is Cedric OK? I'm worried he might have had a stroke while watching this so he could write his review.


Amen. Closure my ass. It's the same, tiresome Clana Merry-go-round.

[Anteros]

I gave this episode a 10 and the whole 5 episode Lana arc a 10 (although the quality of the episodes varied).

Anyone giving this episode a 1 is simply not a fan of Smallville. Where have you guys been the last 8 years? The core of the show (ending with Requiem) has been the Clark/Lana/Lex dynamic. Simply ending that triangle with a poor quality video made in Thailand with KK wasn’t enough. The whole story has come full circle.

Lana and Clark had the ultimate choice between their love and saving thousands or even millions. In the end they made the sacrifice and gave Lex what he wanted.

All great love stories that don’t end with “Happily Ever After” usually end tragically ala Romeo & Juliet.

The ending of Requiem was a proper ending for the relationship. Clark can now move on because he had no choice but to make the choice he did. He can also be secure in the knowledge that Lana is safe (now that she’s invulnerable). He can truly put it in his past.

Anything that happened in the Lana/Clark relationship does not diminish whatsoever the Lois/Clark relationship.

Clark has loved Lana at least since he was 10. His romantic relationship with Lois only began less than half a season ago. Did you really just expect him to give up the love of his life (to this point) so easily? In the real world, would any of us? Not a chance.

The man is virtually immortal. Lois will be his second great love (are we limited to only one great love in our lives?). He’s probably got at least another 10 to go.

I like that they tied up all the loose ends of their relationship. Especially the crystal (that kept them apart in the beginning and parallels what keeps them apart at the end) which we know from the Hereafter episode Lana has on her deathbed.

There was a lot of negative reaction to Lana ending up with superpowers…why? We’ve had dozens of superpowered characters (humans and aliens) on the show already. What’s one more?

Why can’t the mythos evolve? It’s been evolving for 70 years. If it hadn’t, Superman would never have flown…he’d just be leaping tall buildings. Plus, Lana’s character is probably the least well defined…changing from version to version. If the mythos doesn’t evolve, there is no creativity. Those who complain about the changing mythos should just pull out old DVDs and comic books and re-watch and re-read what came before because otherwise there’s no point to creating new versions.

If the same things were done to Chloe that were done to Lana, no one would be complaining (the posters on this site are seriously anti-Lana). And speaking of double standards, I don’t recall hearing anyone complain about Clark being stopped by Lois from killing the sandman who killed Alicia. We must remember that Clark is still young even thought TW isn’t and is motivated as much by emotion as logic.

And the final capper on the episode was the casting of the Toy Man. The actor set the right tone and it was nice to see that he didn’t end up dead or in a coma but could still come back.

I was disappointed by the lack of a trailer for the next episode.

I really don’t know why the negative nellies even get out of bed in the morning with such a depressing view of life. Now that the Lana arc is over, maybe we can all move on as well.

Wow. Well said.

[globalbudd3]

I felt that this was a very good episode. It has everything in it. Unlike some fans, I thought it was very interesting that there were a lot of conflicts between the characters in this episode. Unlike some viewers, I thought Oliver wanting to kill Lex was understandable. I may not agree with his choice but I understood why he did what he did. It made the character more three dimensional; after all everyone has a dark side. What was interesting was intense moment between Oliver and Chloe in terms of what is ethical and morally right.

In my opinion, in terms of character development, a character struggle of what is good and bad from what he perceives internally vs what other people perceives externally in society is very interesting and believable. In the past, comic books were full of heroes that were one dimensional, the saintly vs the demonic. In real life this is entirely a different matter.

Last but not least, love the scenes between Tom and Kristin. It is hard to believe that Kristin is leaving the show. I still have not recovered the departure of Michael and now after Kristin, the show just isn't the same anymore.

However, I don't really buy the reason to why Clark and Lana can't be together anymore. It is a good try but not satisfying enough. My alternative is to have the "real" Lana died and Clark discovered that the present Lana is really a clone. It will makes sense why he would move on since Lana is not alive anymore....LOL..

[actaeon]

An okay episode.

In honor of Valentine's day, we're treated to a busted bed and a semi-epic final goodbye. The busted bed was icky; plus, I just can't picture these two as red-hot lovers. Clark is so repressed, and Lana is just... cold. Shy and embarrassed I can believe. Angsty and angry, I can believe. Passionate? Nope.

The big goodbye scene was just laughable. I'm sorry, but Clark, staggering, on his knees, was just so stagey it was beyond melodramatic. I swear the director was playing it for laughs. Lightened my day, anyway!

Ollie and Chloe had a great scene together at Isis. She tries to play the moral-superiority card on him, but he is having none of it. He knows she killed Sebastian. "That was Brainiac", she tries to tell him. But he knows that's not true. Judging by the guilty look on her face, so does she. Seems Chloe is morally compromised; this is a very interesting state of affairs. She is so consumed by protecting Clark that it has become an obsession with her, just as Ollie is obsessed with wreaking vengeance on Lex. Finally, this show got honest about what is essentially its core issue: vigilante justice. Ollie, like Clark and Chloe, have always written their own rules. I hate it when they pretend that they don't. "Justice" means whatever they want it to mean. Ollie at least has always been honest about this; he doesn't pretend that his hands are clean. Looks like Chloe has finally woken up to this hard fact.

Maybe Clark too will drop the sanctimonious act and get honest about what his brand of "justice" really means. Now that he's finally done mooning over his girlfriend...

[AngylWylde]

As I mentioned in another post about this, I can not believe the depths to which tptb have ruined/messed with the mythos.

1) making Lana Clark's equal or BETTER and stronger than Clark, actually 2) not having any resolution to Clana and making them forced to be apart, but not wanting to 3) this has caused Lois to be relegated to a distant rebound girl and/or second choice and 4) killing off the original Lex freakin Luthor for chrissakes

It just blows the mind, how very much these hacks totally hacked into the mythos (no pun intended). I can't believe how much tptb have crapped on both Lois and Lex, the other two 'sacred' characters in the mythos. They also haven't done much favors for Clark. The only one that ended up getting out of this mess smelling like roses was Lana. She ended up better and stronger than Clark, even. Perhaps she was the true hero of the show all along? Or maybe, tptb really meant this show to be the evolution of Lana Lang. Which is fine, I guess, if they had let that be known all along. In that event, I would have stopped watching long ago. Smallville should have ended 2 or 3 seasons ago before it all went to hell. I wouldn't be surprised if they killed off Chloe now or did something else heinous.

Don't get me wrong, KK and most of the others did a great job with the acting. I especially liked KK's acting at the end. Acting is not the problem with this ep, imo. It's the destruction/taint of the mythos written by tptb.

By the way? I noticed a couple people kept saying that this show was always meant to be about just Clark and Lana. So. Not. True. The original premise of the show, as had been stated numerous times, was basically about both Clark Kent and Lex Luthor and their respective journeys to what/who they would become. HOWEVER, somewhere along the line, tptb completely lost track of their own intentions and made practically everything literally revolve back around or to Lana.

[globalbudd3]

Ditto to BWoracle comments. Well said and makes perfect sense...

[Anteros]

But that isn't Superman. He doesn't give up on people, especially the people he loves. There is precedence for the story we saw last night.

Clark had a great friend, Mon-El, he is from Daxam, lead is lethal to Mon-El and he is going to die. He puts Mon-El in the Phantom Zone, the only way to save him, then promises to find a cure for him. And this is what he does. We see him struggling from the time it happens to his adult life. He talks to Mon-El through a portal, he works with him to find a cure. So far he hasn't found one, but he keeps trying.

He can't be physically near Lana, but he can communicate with her. He should be working with her and others to find a cure.

Clark's powers can't fix everything, but he has access to the Fortress. He has access to people who could help him. To not try to find a cure doesn't make any sense.

Yes, exactly, this isn't superman. He still hasn't found himself yet. You can't compare SV red-blue blur to our beloved superhero. This is what makes Smallville so poignant!

[SVfan87]

This episode didn't work for me. It just didn't flow. It didn't flow in of itself or with the season in general. For example, I just couldn't buy that Clark and Lana were soooo in love. I mean, so much has happened since the Clana days of season 5 and season 7. Lana left and they both changed. And all that was expressed in Bride when Lana and Clark saw each other for the first time. the chemistry was gone. They moved on and they accepted it. So all the romance in Requiem, to me, came out of nowhere and seemed really forced. It's like they were trying to go back to season 7 but you can't just ignore the past year..
the acting in this episode was so DRY!! It was like nobody cared about what they were doing or saying. Except for Allison. She always gives it her all. But Oliver seemed off. Clark was monotone and aloof, no emotion. 2 scenes I will give Tom credit for:
1. when he was speaking with Chloe in Oliver's plane. He sounded really sincere when he was discussing taking another person's life
2. that final scene with Lana.. wow.. that was TRAGIC. i felt that one. i felt his pain. his determination to go to her and hold her.. it killed me. great way to end the episode. BUT, that was the only good part of the episode. one scene. the rest of it i could've done without..
i mean, clark was ready to kill lex 2 minutes after telling chloe he would never try to kill lex
and i was shocked at how quickly clark told lana to go absorb the kryptonite. without a second's hesitation he said, "you have to do it" and then after it was all over he was surprised when he couldn't go near her. what did he think was gonna happen? i didn't understand his shock.
and chloe. i love her. but i keep forgetting that she's married. lol. no joke. i see her in a scene with oliver and i think: they would make a hot couple, the writers should really pursue that. then a minute later i'll remember: oh right.. she's married! why is she not nursing her sick husband back to good health. he nearly lost his life trying to protect her from a monster.
next, oliver killing lex? .... huh?! it had no dramatic effect whatsoever because no one's gonna believe that lex luthor is actually dead. besides, oliver is supposed to be a good guy. which means no murder.
bottom line: this episode was bad. except for the final scene which was very touching.

[La Donna]

I see a lot of the posts seem to be a the same posters over and over, and there are a lot of posters who seem to delight in other viewers misery. I hope nothing I say comes across that way. We shouldn't ever define a group of others with diverse opinions as "shippers" or "haters" or "people who shouldn't even watch the show" or "people who just think something because of their favorite character". I think most people who come here are trying to voice their feelings, whether they are just wanting to say a few words, or give a complete run down of why they have their opinions. Either way should be fine, as this is the main way a lot of people get the emotions out of their system if the show effects them in a strong way, and sometimes later return to fully explain their reasoning. I don't think anyone should be put down because they have a majority view, or they haven't given what some classify as effective reasoning. There are more than a couple posts that seems to want to use this episode as a weapon against an opposing viewpoint, as opposed to merely disagreeing politely or debating the episode as part of the series. I just don't think that's right, whether it's a few people who wish to use their view of Lana and Clark as a stab against fans of Lois and Clark, or whether it is jabs that Lana is gone for good. Jokes are great, but I think using things that happen on the show as a weapon is not really called for.

I still haven't done a review, but just thinking about this episode some more has made me want to jump back on to comment real fast.

They are horrible with continuity. Bizarro said that Clark didn't love Lana in the same way anymore, and that his trying to be with Lana was more of some sort of responsibility or desire to do the right thing. Clark also has been told by people supposedly able to see such things that his connection with Lois is deep and he has feelings for her. Keeping those things in mind, taking Clark's words in this Lana arc that he has always remained in love with her, never wavering in that love, that he has always dreamed and desired to live life next to her as partners, that he hasn't ever given up on a future with Lana by his side, and that all Clark wants is to be with Lana and live his dream, how do you explain the other episodes and Clark's feelings? Are we supposed to forget every other episode of Smallville except for Lana's arc and what we hear coming out of their mouths?

Lana was shown to be power hungry before but especially in Power, and yet, this episode has her as the moral truth and hero willing to sacrifice. She's been on the dark side at different points in her life, but they have portrayed her as someone who has battled and won against any moral trials, coming out as the wise teacher. How do you expect us to forget that this has taken place? A lot of fans who didn't like the Clois of season 8 said that they've seen seven seasons of Clark being "in love" with Lana and that they shouldn't be expected to all of a sudden buy Clark and Lois falling for each other. But, this is the same situation. We've seen the trials and changes in Clana for eight seasons, and in this one episode, they were either ignored, downplayed, or meant to be retconned.

You can't take Clark in one episode saying that the only thing he's ever wanted and ever wants right now is Lana, and then in a couple episodes have him ready and willing for Lois. You can't give an anvil that you're trying to show to be a truth (Maxima's and Feora's intuition or knowledge), and then a few episodes later pretend that it didn't exist, or forget it for a few episodes only to resume the truth of the anvil again down the line (I'm calling it a truth simply because the show made it into an anvil of a specific future, so it was their attempt at truth, whether people agree or not). This just doesn't make sense. This episode, whether good or bad, doesn't exactly fit into the story of Smallville. In many ways we see in it what has been for the majority of the series (Clark's obsession with Lana, Lana's desire to be useful and in the know, Chloe wanting to do what she wants but not wanting to go against Clark), but it also flies in the face of what has been revealed throughout the series (Clark's changing feelings for Lana and Lois, Lana's actions and choices, and what Clark would realistically do in such a situation, ie search and obsess over a cure for Lana's predicament while refusing to give up his fight to have a future with her).

I just am having a hard time reconciling this episode with the series. It was done well in some ways, very wrong in other ways, and the episode asks you to forget what you know of the characters in order to be moved by the story. Olliver acted like Lex, and while he's been shown feeling vengeful against Lex in the past, this was straight up diabolical murder. If this isn't some twist in which we find out Lex is either in Ollie's body or he is controlling Ollie or even if it's a Lex/Ollie clone, than it just went too far with him. And Chloe was swung wherever they wanted the story to go, whether it was in character or not. They've damaged her by excluding any five second line about Jimmy. They did well in Legion, and even Bulletproof, but it's not enough to assume her situation is the same for Power and this episode. It's not enough because it doesn't make sense to see her hanging out in Smallville and Metropolis and hear nothing about her husband who is still in the hospital. And no mention of why Lois is there and not Chloe? We can fanwank all we want, but it did damage. Chloe's my girl, and it hurt to see Chloe in Power and Requiem. There's no reason to leave that part of the story without a mention. In fact, it's a big mistake.

Man, some good mixed with some very bad, and dialogue that makes no sense mixed with some powerful scenes. It's just an odd episode for many reasons. It's probably a good thing that Infamous is a long way off, because there will be a number of fans, quite a large number I expect, that will be debating what the implications are for the series, and whether the investment is worth it. Time will be a factor, and can only be for the best in this situation.



Anteros wrote:

Oh boy. Actually it has MANY ties but... whatever. In the end, Smallville = Lana Lang. Let's move on now, shall we?

I don't really know what to say to that statement. I mean, Al/Miles agree with you, but in truth, that can't be. There is only one thing Smallville is about, and that's Clark Kent's journey from boyhood to Superhero. Lana Lang is an important part of that, but no more than his parents, his best friend Chloe, and his enemy in the making Lex Luthor. After they entered adulthood in season 4/5, there were other things that became an important part of that journey. I'm sorry that you hoped Lois Lane wouldn't become one of them, but the fact is, the show needed her. And if people can be created to help tell Clark's tale in Smallville, then people who are the big impact makers in Clark's life once he becomes Superman (ie Lex and Lois) can certainly become a part of Clark's journey. The truth is, no matter who we like as our favorite character, we can't change the fact that this show is centered around Clark, and all others serve to help tell his story. If they are useful, they stay on the show, and if they aren't they are left out or dropped out. Lana became someone who was no longer needed to convey Clark's tale, and they have told his story in season 8 in a way that has resonated with many fans. I think there was certainly a purpose in closing her story in a way that made sense for Clark, thus the decision to bring her back instead of just releasing her from her contract, but I don't think there can be any real argument that any other character besides Clark is what Smallville is about.


ginnyfan wrote:

I was kind of geeking out about this because think of it... what if Lex's original plan was to wear the suit, blow Tess, Oliver and Luthorcorp sky high, plant the bomb on the DP, tell people about it... then SAVE THE DAY in his suit, becoming poisonous to Clark in the process! That would have been awesome.

Thanks for answering my question up thread. That's a great idea, and it would have been a very impressive Lex move. I just didn't like that this suit supposedly existed in any form, and Lex didn't jump right into having it immediately, and I think it really hurts his character that he created this elaborate plan just to keep Clark and Lana from having sex. His plan didn't kill Lana, or hurt her. It didn't prevent Clark and Lana from remaining in each others lives, and there is every reason to believe this situation could be solved eventually. The only thing that Lex's plan was meant to achieve was preventing intercourse and making out. I just can't believe this would be the "big evil plan" or even the "big evil contingency plan". They hurt my image of Lex, and he wasn't even really around:(

[Anteros]

... As far as tv goes, it was a well acted, though cliche, episode. Biggest problem is that the writers seem to have written this episode arc for the FANS, and not to tell a good story...

What?!?

[KryptonianMastermind]

um, i didn't get to see the whole episode. if someone could pm me and tell me what happened after they discover the bomb on the roof, i'd appreciate it.

[NoSupeForYou]

This wasn't closure, it was the equivalent of a rain delay.

[Mw511]

I'm so happy that the whole clana drama ended. Let's see how turns out the next episode! :)

[geminis]

La Donna, you are just made of awesome. I appreciate your polite, un-biased, non-hater view of SV and you make very valid points. Continuity seems to be thrown out the window on a regular basis and everybody gets damaged, up to and including the posters because sometimes thoughts aren't expressed clearly. This isn't a debate; it's a forum to express opinions. Now I've rambled off topic, sorry.

I was offended when informed that voting a 1 makes me a non fan of Smallville. I politely beg to differ because I've watched since day one, knowing full well that Lois wasn't around and Lana was, never missed an episode, and plan to continue watching. I must admit to having certain biases, but still remain a fan, even when my wishes and hopes are crushed and I went into this with both eyes open and glasses (without a rosy tint) on.

I'm a coaster maven but this is one arc that I'm glad to see the end of. Some peaks, but mostly valleys. Can't wait for the Clois loop the loops ahead.

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I'm so happy that the whole clana drama ended. Let's see how turns out the next episode! :)

Yes, me too and let's! :)

[La Donna]

La Donna, you are just made of awesome. I appreciate your polite, un-biased, non-hater view of SV and you make very valid points. Continuity seems to be thrown out the window on a regular basis and everybody gets damaged, up to and including the posters because sometimes thoughts aren't expressed clearly. This isn't a debate; it's a forum to express opinions. Now I've rambled off topic, sorry.

I was offended when informed that voting a 1 makes me a non fan of Smallville. I politely beg to differ because I've watched since day one, knowing full well that Lois wasn't around and Lana was, never missed an episode, and plan to continue watching. I must admit to having certain biases, but still remain a fan, even when my wishes and hopes are crushed and I went into this with both eyes open and glasses (without a rosy tint) on.

I'm a coaster maven but this is one arc that I'm glad to see the end of. Some peaks, but mostly valleys. Can't wait for the Clois loop the loops ahead.

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Yes, me too and let's! :)




Thank you! That made my day!

I think anyone should be able to vote a 1 and pop on the thread to say they hated everything down to the background pine cone that was out of place and offer no other reason, or vote a 10 and explain that they just loved Olliver's semi-nudity. I also think it's good that people come on here to release their happy joy or utter depression or anger at how one of their favorite shows made them feel using an editorial format. I don't think anyone's opinion should be forced silent simply because one disagrees with it. I don't like the idea that someone is a better fan or a worse fan because of how they view the show or who they view as the best character, or how long they've seen the show or the reason why they watch. I say if you've come to this site and registered, you're a fan, and that's that... even if there have been several episodes that made you wish the show runners and/or writers had mandatory drug testing. :D

[pizzahead2490]

did cedric leave his review?

[NoSupeForYou]

He's toiling away in a dark dungeon somewhere working on his masterpiece.

[skully]

Cedric's head exploded during the final scene in the loft.

[tibbit78]

did cedric leave his review?




I can't wait for Cedric to leave his review.

[kal-el_Girl]

Oliver is a murderer, Chloe has abandoned her husband and constantly argues with Clark, Clark continues to hang around the barn moaning over Lana and Lana is Lana. I always thought of Superman as inspirational and uplifting. It's clear that despite showing CK defeating Bizarro and rescuing a father and son from certain death by heat vision that the focus remains on the barn. Clark is a tortured soul, an emotionally weak teenager at heart. He's fought in the Phantom Zone and defeated Zod and Brainiac but always returns to the barn. It's sad to see what the writers have done with the characters on Smallville.

all of this is very sad but I found it true, Clark's greatest weakness is lana and we are supposed to agree and play second fiddle to that, I'm tired of complaining too but what else there's to do? I just can be passive as my fave show goes up in flames :confused:

[Anteros]

finally... I read every post on this thread!

Hello. Though not technically my first post it really is... after all the responses I posted. :)

I have been a fan of Superman since I was six years old... and that was a long time ago. At that time I was living in NYC with my parents and there were two shows they watched on TV religiously... "I Love Lucy" and "Adventures Of Superman."

I own nearly every available Superman video on the subject. Nearly every available comic also. To sum it up, I am a fan of the Man Of Steel.

As any such fan I was of course aware of Lana Lang and Smallville. The stories have been few and far between so it was with bated breath that I awaited "Smallville" the TV show.

To make a long story short, I have loved this show from the beginning. Through unforeseen circumstances I was unable to watch it in continuity until now. I watched the first two seasons as they happened then lost track. Now, through the magic of DVD's, I was able to watch the entire series in two months and have been entranced by what has been happening.

Now I am caught up and it is all awesome!

I have to admit that I have been amazed at the responses of some people here to the character of Lana Lang. She was the main reason I tuned in at the beginning and the reason I still tune in today. For me Smallville has always been about Lana and Clark ... or Clana as those of you here have come to name them. The introduction of Lois Lane to the plot was a huge surprise to me and I honestly wish it had never happened!

Anyway... "Requiem"...

1. Clark sifting Lex's ashes through his fingers was memorable.

2. Lex is not dead. We know that. The writers know that. But the characters don't know that.

3. I'm sorry but I loved the bedroom scene. It was funny and touching at the same time.

4. Lana does NOT make Clark into Superman. She is merely re-enforcing what his parents taught him.

5. I loved the ending scene in the loft up UNTIL the special effect guys decided to have some fun with Clark's lips. "Ew!," was the first thing out of MY lips.

I loved this episode as I have loved almost every Smallville episode from the beginning of this lonely trek of mine till now. Sad as it is to say, I believe that Smallville should end its run now. If the writers and producers want to continue it then do so under another name.

Lana Lang is gone. Smallville is dead. Long live Smallville.

[tibbit78]

Cedric's head exploded during the final scene in the loft.







Poor, Cedric.

:lol:

[cody]

The thing made no sense from the first scene. She has no super powers except for the suit. But (unless I missed something about the birds and the bees) she was naked in bed with the character pretending to be Clark. No suit - no powers.

The Toyman - totally missed opportunity to present an awesome enemy to Metropolis. Why? Because of the Clana thing. Do I hate "Clana" - nope. I have no "feelings" for a people who don't actually exist. Am I hung up on a comic book? Nope, I finished with the comics a long time ago. Can Lois still be Clark's soulmate in this story line. I don't think so. There is no reason for Clark to put aside his feelings for Lana - but he will. It was indeed quite a Superman moment to sacrifice the relationship - if it was a relationship. This character - pretending to be Kal-EL/Clark Kent of comic/small screen/big screen/animated series history - but there was no relationship. It has always been one long dysfunctional interaction between Lana and the pretender. My issue isn't and never has been "Clana" - it's with a character that I have known all my life - unable to fight his way out of wet paper bag when it comes to this female character. He flipped back to her without a second thought of the woman he was romancing at the wedding. I don't care if it was Lois or Chloe or Wonder Woman. Will a Clark/Lois relationship be believable now? Why not? This character only took seconds to dump Lois to go to Lana. Going back to Lois now shouldn't be a stretch. That's what I dislike about the character and the show. This Lanaville certainly has served as a launching pad for KK. I wish her well and would certainly watch her in something else.

I am rambling. I said all that to say this. I think the entire storyline was .. well ... (and Cedric you will most assuredly find the words) but for now I will leave it at .... stupid. The main points of the last 8 years are certainly not Supermanish. You can put Clark back in Smallville - but you cannot take out the Superman - not in Smallville, not in Metropolis - not with green eggs and ham. I certainly hope somebody takes the initiative to do another Superboy series - fixing this tripe and effectively mind wiping all of us that we might forget it and move on.
The "suit" isn't actually a suit as in clothes. After the procedure she went through it's now part of her.

[bookfanatic]

La Donna can I say as a new poster that I appreciate your comments. I came here as a place to say what I feel about a show I have come to love and have it understood by others who also love the show(as opposed to family or friends who just roll their eyes at me). I have already experienced some one having a not so nice say about my post, but really I didn't want anyone to comment, just let me have my say.

Thanks again, you may have kept me coming back to the board:)

[geminis]

Unfortunately no Cedric yet. I'll bet he is toiling away in the dark dungeon of some Smallvillian hospital room recuperating from multiple head shots and alcohol poisoning but he's tougher than Clark on a Lana worship binge. He'll make it worth the wait like he always does.

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La Donna can I say as a new poster that I appreciate your comments. I came here as a place to say what I feel about a show I have come to love and have it understood by others who also love the show(as opposed to family or friends who just roll their eyes at me). I have already experienced some one having a not so nice say about my post, but really I didn't want anyone to comment, just let me have my say.

Thanks again, you may have kept me coming back to the board:)

My belated welcome, bookfanatic. I'm a book fanatic too. :) One thing you can say about K-site is that we're all a passionate bunch with a lot to say. Fortunately, we also have some great moderators and a benevolent, forgiving creator.

[Mrs. Superman]

I see a lot of the posts seem to be a the same posters over and over, and there are a lot of posters who seem to delight in other viewers misery. I hope nothing I say comes across that way. We shouldn't ever define a group of others with diverse opinions as "shippers" or "haters" or "people who shouldn't even watch the show" or "people who just think something because of their favorite character". I think most people who come here are trying to voice their feelings, whether they are just wanting to say a few words, or give a complete run down of why they have their opinions. Either way should be fine, as this is the main way a lot of people get the emotions out of their system if the show effects them in a strong way, and sometimes later return to fully explain their reasoning. I don't think anyone should be put down because they have a majority view, or they haven't given what some classify as effective reasoning. There are more than a couple posts that seems to want to use this episode as a weapon against an opposing viewpoint, as opposed to merely disagreeing politely or debating the episode as part of the series. I just don't think that's right, whether it's a few people who wish to use their view of Lana and Clark as a stab against fans of Lois and Clark, or whether it is jabs that Lana is gone for good. Jokes are great, but I think using things that happen on the show as a weapon is not really called for.

I still haven't done a review, but just thinking about this episode some more has made me want to jump back on to comment real fast.

They are horrible with continuity. Bizarro said that Clark didn't love Lana in the same way anymore, and that his trying to be with Lana was more of some sort of responsibility or desire to do the right thing. Clark also has been told by people supposedly able to see such things that his connection with Lois is deep and he has feelings for her. Keeping those things in mind, taking Clark's words in this Lana arc that he has always remained in love with her, never wavering in that love, that he has always dreamed and desired to live life next to her as partners, that he hasn't ever given up on a future with Lana by his side, and that all Clark wants is to be with Lana and live his dream, how do you explain the other episodes and Clark's feelings? Are we supposed to forget every other episode of Smallville except for Lana's arc and what we hear coming out of their mouths?

Lana was shown to be power hungry before but especially in Power, and yet, this episode has her as the moral truth and hero willing to sacrifice. She's been on the dark side at different points in her life, but they have portrayed her as someone who has battled and won against any moral trials, coming out as the wise teacher. How do you expect us to forget that this has taken place? A lot of fans who didn't like the Clois of season 8 said that they've seen seven seasons of Clark being "in love" with Lana and that they shouldn't be expected to all of a sudden buy Clark and Lois falling for each other. But, this is the same situation. We've seen the trials and changes in Clana for eight seasons, and in this one episode, they were either ignored, downplayed, or meant to be retconned.

You can't take Clark in one episode saying that the only thing he's ever wanted and ever wants right now is Lana, and then in a couple episodes have him ready and willing for Lois. You can't give an anvil that you're trying to show to be a truth (Maxima's and Feora's intuition or knowledge), and then a few episodes later pretend that it didn't exist, or forget it for a few episodes only to resume the truth of the anvil again down the line (I'm calling it a truth simply because the show made it into an anvil of a specific future, so it was their attempt at truth, whether people agree or not). This just doesn't make sense. This episode, whether good or bad, doesn't exactly fit into the story of Smallville. In many ways we see in it what has been for the majority of the series (Clark's obsession with Lana, Lana's desire to be useful and in the know, Chloe wanting to do what she wants but not wanting to go against Clark), but it also flies in the face of what has been revealed throughout the series (Clark's changing feelings for Lana and Lois, Lana's actions and choices, and what Clark would realistically do in such a situation, ie search and obsess over a cure for Lana's predicament while refusing to give up his fight to have a future with her).

I just am having a hard time reconciling this episode with the series. It was done well in some ways, very wrong in other ways, and the episode asks you to forget what you know of the characters in order to be moved by the story. Olliver acted like Lex, and while he's been shown feeling vengeful against Lex in the past, this was straight up diabolical murder. If this isn't some twist in which we find out Lex is either in Ollie's body or he is controlling Ollie or even if it's a Lex/Ollie clone, than it just went too far with him. And Chloe was swung wherever they wanted the story to go, whether it was in character or not. They've damaged her by excluding any five second line about Jimmy. They did well in Legion, and even Bulletproof, but it's not enough to assume her situation is the same for Power and this episode. It's not enough because it doesn't make sense to see her hanging out in Smallville and Metropolis and hear nothing about her husband who is still in the hospital. And no mention of why Lois is there and not Chloe? We can fanwank all we want, but it did damage. Chloe's my girl, and it hurt to see Chloe in Power and Requiem. There's no reason to leave that part of the story without a mention. In fact, it's a big mistake.

Man, some good mixed with some very bad, and dialogue that makes no sense mixed with some powerful scenes. It's just an odd episode for many reasons. It's probably a good thing that Infamous is a long way off, because there will be a number of fans, quite a large number I expect, that will be debating what the implications are for the series, and whether the investment is worth it. Time will be a factor, and can only be for the best in this situation.



[Anteros wrote:]


I don't really know what to say to that statement. I mean, Al/Miles agree with you, but in truth, that can't be. There is only one thing Smallville is about, and that's Clark Kent's journey from boyhood to Superhero. Lana Lang is an important part of that, but no more than his parents, his best friend Chloe, and his enemy in the making Lex Luthor. After they entered adulthood in season 4/5, there were other things that became an important part of that journey. I'm sorry that you hoped Lois Lane wouldn't become one of them, but the fact is, the show needed her. And if people can be created to help tell Clark's tale in Smallville, then people who are the big impact makers in Clark's life once he becomes Superman (ie Lex and Lois) can certainly become a part of Clark's journey. The truth is, no matter who we like as our favorite character, we can't change the fact that this show is centered around Clark, and all others serve to help tell his story. If they are useful, they stay on the show, and if they aren't they are left out or dropped out. Lana became someone who was no longer needed to convey Clark's tale, and they have told his story in season 8 in a way that has resonated with many fans. I think there was certainly a purpose in closing her story in a way that made sense for Clark, thus the decision to bring her back instead of just releasing her from her contract, but I don't think there can be any real argument that any other character besides Clark is what Smallville is about.


[ginnyfan wrote:]


Thanks for answering my question up thread. That's a great idea, and it would have been a very impressive Lex move. I just didn't like that this suit supposedly existed in any form, and Lex didn't jump right into having it immediately, and I think it really hurts his character that he created this elaborate plan just to keep Clark and Lana from having sex. His plan didn't kill Lana, or hurt her. It didn't prevent Clark and Lana from remaining in each others lives, and there is every reason to believe this situation could be solved eventually. The only thing that Lex's plan was meant to achieve was preventing intercourse and making out. I just can't believe this would be the "big evil plan" or even the "big evil contingency plan". They hurt my image of Lex, and he wasn't even really around:(
You nailed this post! I put in bold some of my favorite parts. I'm looking forward to reading your review.

[geminis]

Thank you! That made my day!

I think anyone should be able to vote a 1 and pop on the thread to say they hated everything down to the background pine cone that was out of place and offer no other reason, or vote a 10 and explain that they just loved Olliver's semi-nudity. I also think it's good that people come on here to release their happy joy or utter depression or anger at how one of their favorite shows made them feel using an editorial format. I don't think anyone's opinion should be forced silent simply because one disagrees with it. I don't like the idea that someone is a better fan or a worse fan because of how they view the show or who they view as the best character, or how long they've seen the show or the reason why they watch. I say if you've come to this site and registered, you're a fan, and that's that... even if there have been several episodes that made you wish the show runners and/or writers had mandatory drug testing. :D

I'm glad I made your day, because you do the same for me.

Yet again, I'm inclined to agree. And those several episodes (Requiem included) make me wish that along with the drug testing, the runners and writers had better and more creative memory chips installed. :\

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You nailed this post! I put in bold some of my favorite parts. I'm looking forward to reading your review.

Your favorite parts are my favorite parts too.

[bookfanatic]

Thank geminis. I only give up my books for a few shows. Smallville has the most passionate fans of any show I watch.


Maybe I will give up my books and just live here.........nah

[batfinx]

Anyone giving this episode a 1 is simply not a fan of Smallville. Where have you guys been the last 8 years? The core of the show (ending with Requiem) has been the Clark/Lana/Lex dynamic. Simply ending that triangle with a poor quality video made in Thailand with KK wasn’t enough. The whole story has come full circle.

As a Superman fan I gave it a 1, as a Smallville fan I'd give it a 5, par for the corny cliche course. I've definitely watched it the past 8 years. Lana leaving for France because Clark wouldn't tell her his secret. Lana hooking up with Jason and then keeping that a secret. Being possessed by a witch, then rebounding from Jason to Clark and then becoming a vampire, then dumping Clark for Lex and then rebounding from Lex to Clark again. Yup, I've seen every happy moment of their relationship.


Lana and Clark had the ultimate choice between their love and saving thousands or even millions. In the end they made the sacrifice and gave Lex what he wanted

Lana was the hero, Clark couldn't do jack.


All great love stories that don’t end with “Happily Ever After” usually end tragically ala Romeo & Juliet.

Romeo and Juliet died. Lana's very much alive and as the saying goes "where there's life there's hope". There's always the possibility that Lana can be "cured" or de-kryptonited. If so, Clark would just mindlessly go trotting back to her like always. What happened in Requiem that would make us believe otherwise? I rest my case.


The ending of Requiem was a proper ending for the relationship. Clark can now move on because he had no choice but to make the choice he did. He can also be secure in the knowledge that Lana is safe (now that she’s invulnerable). He can truly put it in his past.

Ya gotta be kidding me :lol: Clark's out on a date with Lois, his phone beeps, he sees a text message from Lana saying she's cured... and? He's not going to whoosh right over to Lana? It's not in the past. The dark specter of Lana looms on.


Anything that happened in the Lana/Clark relationship does not diminish whatsoever the Lois/Clark relationship

How the hell do you figure that? Clark didn't decide that he and Lana just couldn't work out as a couple, that they weren't suited (no pun intended) for each other. No, he had no choice but to let Lana go and still be in love with her. It's a gutless crap ending.


Clark has loved Lana at least since he was 10. His romantic relationship with Lois only began less than half a season ago. Did you really just expect him to give up the love of his life (to this point) so easily? In the real world, would any of us? Not a chance.

Clark said he loved Lana since she was 7 in one episode and 5 in another, whatever that means to a child. At this point I don't expect Clark to ever get over Lana. She's still out there. The possibility of an eventual cure is out there. In "the real world" as you put it, most of us would recognize Lana as having some serious mental health problems :lol:


The man is virtually immortal. Lois will be his second great love (are we limited to only one great love in our lives?). He’s probably got at least another 10 to go.

No, Lana was a first love and an overblown one at that on Smallville. Lois is the only great love of Superman. Though it was made clear last night there is no Superman on Smallville. And yeah, for some of us, there is only one great love. I suppose that's tragic in some way :D



There was a lot of negative reaction to Lana ending up with superpowers…why? We’ve had dozens of superpowered characters (humans and aliens) on the show already. What’s one more?

Apart from making Lana seem like she doesn't think a mere human being can make a difference and be heroic? And how many of those "dozens" of characters already exist in the myth without super powers? Does Clark have super powers in the comics? Yes, he does. Does Martian Manhunter? Yes, he does. Impulse/Flash? Aquaman? Black Canary? Yes. Yes. Yes. Lana Lang? Hell no. Once in a while in the old comics she, Jimmy, Lois, or whoever, would get super powers for an issue and it would be undone. On L&C Lois got Clark's powers for one episode, then it was undone. But on Smallville, she's super Lana forever. It's so corny.


Why can’t the mythos evolve? It’s been evolving for 70 years. If it hadn’t, Superman would never have flown…he’d just be leaping tall buildings. Plus, Lana’s character is probably the least well defined…changing from version to version. If the mythos doesn’t evolve, there is no creativity. Those who complain about the changing mythos should just pull out old DVDs and comic books and re-watch and re-read what came before because otherwise there’s no point to creating new versions.

The core elements of the myth have not changed in 70 years, thankfully Lana is not one of the myth's core elements since she was invented for the Superboy comics. The myth has been told with and without her, that's how important she is to the myth.


If the same things were done to Chloe that were done to Lana, no one would be complaining (the posters on this site are seriously anti-Lana). And speaking of double standards, I don’t recall hearing anyone complain about Clark being stopped by Lois from killing the sandman who killed Alicia. We must remember that Clark is still young even thought TW isn’t and is motivated as much by emotion as logic.

Chloe is a non canon character. They could give her two heads and it wouldn't change anything. In Pariah, Tim had killed Alicia and Clark was still a high school boy. In Requiem Lana was still alive and could one day be cured. Not to mention Clark was going to kill Lionel because of Lana and was going to kill Lex because of Lana if not for the little phantom-possessed kid showing up. At least in Vengeance it was the voice of his father who stopped him.


I was disappointed by the lack of a trailer for the next episode.

The next episode isn't until March. However, those who hoped for a good resolution with the rotten Clana relationship didn't get one. Instead they got the door to Clana left wide open in hopes of a cure. At this point I don't know why anyone with Clois expectations would tune in. If Lois comes back and Clark suddenly starts making a move on her, he'll look like a fickle jerk. No good progress can come of Requiem's ending.


I really don’t know why the negative nellies even get out of bed in the morning with such a depressing view of life. Now that the Lana arc is over, maybe we can all move on as well.

Clana is never gone. Yeah, I'm a "negative nellie" on that point ;)

[Tacitus]

I had a feeling that bringing back Lana will bring back the Clana crapfest, so I decided not to watch the episodes that followed after Bride. Judging by the comments on this thread and the poll results, I guess I made the right choice :D

[Mrs. Superman]

Your favorite parts are my favorite parts too.
You know it's really therapeutic coming on this board and reading all the analysis/opinions. I swear, I'd go crazy if I watched last night and had no place to vent out my frustrations! After last night it's really good to know I'm not the only one who came out of the episode feeling the way I did. :)

[MsCali4Eva]

Cedric's head exploded during the final scene in the loft.

:rotfl: That was a hilarous comment. I really hope that this did not happen to Cedric.

**Placing left hand over eye brows and looking out in thread-land.** Cedric! Cedric! What say you?

[KH628]

Well, this episode brought me back to my days of Clana! Ahhh. The last scene was done so beautifully! Great acting, I could actually "feel" their pain. Made me cry. All in all, it's a great way to end the relationship, but now how in the world is he going to move on to Lois after that strong a love? People take years to get over stuff like that. Oh right, he's not human.

I can't wait for Erica Durance to come back!!! It's been TOO long! Smallville is not the same without her. I need her to remind me of why I turned into a Clois fan. ;)

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The next episode isn't until March!!!!! :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: They just took a hiatus. Gah!
Ruined my happy moment of getting to seeing Lois's return...:\

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Thank you! That made my day!

I think anyone should be able to vote a 1 and pop on the thread to say they hated everything down to the background pine cone that was out of place and offer no other reason, or vote a 10 and explain that they just loved Olliver's semi-nudity. I also think it's good that people come on here to release their happy joy or utter depression or anger at how one of their favorite shows made them feel using an editorial format. I don't think anyone's opinion should be forced silent simply because one disagrees with it. I don't like the idea that someone is a better fan or a worse fan because of how they view the show or who they view as the best character, or how long they've seen the show or the reason why they watch. I say if you've come to this site and registered, you're a fan, and that's that... even if there have been several episodes that made you wish the show runners and/or writers had mandatory drug testing. :D

That was awesomely put. I agree completely! Kudos to you!

[archangl73]

For the short Lana arc this season, I thought this episode worked. Yeah, it tried a little too hard to be a big, powerful episode - Clark letting the dust of Lex's wreckage slip through his fist while emo music drones on. Not quite as good as the episode when Pa Kent died. Still, with the apparent death of Lex and the Lana exit, this episode packs a lot of punch in terms of saying goodbye to two essential Season 1 characters. Granted, the season 7 closer did a better job the first time, but at least it's over now. I think the show will now push Clark away from his past and finally into his future. Tom and Erica have very good chemistry, so I look forward to more interaction between their characters.

Toyman was the stroke of genius in the episode - perfectly casted, and admittedly I enjoyed having a villain of the week. The story arcs can really drag on in Smallville, so the self-contained supervillain stories can be satisfyingly simple. The show's big challenge (assuming it eeks out one more season) is to establish a formidable enemy for Clark in Metropolis. With both Luthors out of the picture and Tess proving to be a wuss, there is a huge vacuum needing to be filled. Ok, Doomsday rocks, but let's face it, he's got a big expiration date. They can only use him for so many more episodes, unless they add some curveball to his character.

Also, it'd be nice if Smallville would amp up the philosophical considerations someday, ala Battlestar Galactica. In my mind, it's the only thing holding this show back. They haven't been in high school for a long time, so I don't see why the stories and dialogue can't get a hair bit deeper than the "Can I kill this person?"/"No Clark, you'll lose yourself" sort of questions.

Here's to hoping this episode is a springboard to better things, rather than a last hurrah before Smallville traps itself in a vicious storyline cycle again.

[pbush77]

Wow. A lot of haters, and polarized opinion here. 50% of voters give it either ONE or TEN out of ten! That's crazy. :)

But if you think about it, this was a much better send-off than last season's feeble attempt at getting rid of Lana. At least this was believable, even if the scheme was a little convoluted. Does anyone really think that Lana would leave Clark just so he could go and fight crime - after all they've been through???

That left the writers with only two options. Kill Lana, or force them apart... because neither of them would willingly let go at this point. Killing Lana would be predictable and cliche for Smallville, so they chose the other route. Then they had to work out what in the world could FORCE them to be apart.

This is being over-analysed because of the huge fans that we are here. Knowing the original Superman mythology makes this very hard to swallow. Yet I cannot see any better way to (logically) achieve this, plus the show gets the added drama of star-crossed lovers being kept apart against their will (which is fair, considering the length of their relationship). Yes, the writers built up the Lois/Clark relationship a little quickly this season, but I guess they wanted to make Lana's comeback more dramatic. When they knew they could get Kristin back for a few episodes, NOT sorting out her story would have been stupid. Leaving it at last season's nonsense would have been stupid. And killing her off would have been stupid.

So, what else could they have done?

[galvo]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaa.... Ok... Ahhhh... Im not really sure what to say.
Alright I've got it... Really????? No, "really"? Ya know what, lets just through in the towel and let Lana be superman. I mean shes really good at it and she is much more qualified then Clark. If you don't believe me check it out online she is playing Chung Lee in the spin off of the hugely dissapointing and unpopular Street fighter II movie.

Now I can be serious!
Ahum, ok I know there are a lot of foodies on her so let me put this in an amusing analigy we can all understand. If this episode were an Italian dish it would be a heaping plate of gay noodles smothered in a 4 chese gay sauce. Im a big pasta fan but I think Ill have to pass.:confused:

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"originally posted"
Wow. A lot of haters, and polarized opinion here. 50% of voters give it either ONE or TEN out of ten! That's crazy. :)

But if you think about it, this was a much better send-off than last season's feeble attempt at getting rid of Lana. At least this was believable, even if the scheme was a little convoluted. Does anyone really think that Lana would leave Clark just so he could go and fight crime - after all they've been through???

That left the writers with only two options. Kill Lana, or force them apart... because neither of them would willingly let go at this point. Killing Lana would be predictable and cliche for Smallville, so they chose the other route. Then they had to work out what in the world could FORCE them to be apart.

This is being over-analysed because of the huge fans that we are here. Knowing the original Superman mythology makes this very hard to swallow. Yet I cannot see any better way to (logically) achieve this, plus the show gets the added drama of star-crossed lovers being kept apart against their will (which is fair, considering the length of their relationship). Yes, the writers built up the Lois/Clark relationship a little quickly this season, but I guess they wanted to make Lana's comeback more dramatic. When they knew they could get Kristin back for a few episodes, NOT sorting out her story would have been stupid. Leaving it at last season's nonsense would have been stupid. And killing her off would have been stupid.

So, what else could they have done?

"Reply"
They had a perfectly good way to end clana when she F#$%ed Lexy Luthor!
I would not take a girl back after she left me and started doing my friends.

[pbush77]

They had a perfectly good way to end clana when she F#$%ed Lexy Luthor!
I would not take a girl back after she left me and started doing my friends.


I agree with that 100%. BUT... you have to look at the real-world side of Smallville (i.e., the writers). What you're basically saying is that the old show-runners screwed it up. No arguments there. But if you were the new runners (PS3), at the start of season 8 (knowing you can't pretend the previous 2 seasons were a dream) and your job was to work out where the show is headed... what would YOU do?

[LionelLuthor]

I thought it was a good episode, better than 'Power' thank god.
Lots of references to season 1, (Clark saving Lex on the bridge, Clark not being able to get within 5 feet of Lana in high school, Clana graveyard scene) and Ollie brought up Chloe killing that guy.
The season will be on the up from here as long as Clarky boy doesn't mope.

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And P.S- I'm sick of all the posts reading 'Goodbye Smallville!!!" and "I'm done!!", you're just attention seeking and I know you'll be watching the next episode.

[Pantalaimon]

Thought it was pretty amazing.

I'm still not on board with SuperLana, but that belongs in the Power discussion.

I loved how Lex got his final revenge on Clark and Lana. That seemed very appropriate. He didn't have much personality through all the machinery, but they did a great job of involving his character despite the limitations.

What I loved even more was how they used Lex's apparent death to set up issues between Clark, Oliver and Chloe (and finally touched upon Sebastian's murder). Even now that he is seemingly dead (doubt he really is) he is still going to cause problems.

Thought that the final separation between Lana and Clark was well-done. Very dramatic and well-acted. I'm still not completely happy about the fact that Clark is not over Lana, but I can accept the destiny thing. I don't really think it stands in the way of Clois.

Liked the Toyman.

And last but not least I was very impressed by how all the characters were involved in the main plot and had a meaningful role to play. Probably the best ensemble episode after Identity this season.

[zor-el]

8- nice episode

[clois_lover10]

And P.S- I'm sick of all the posts reading 'Goodbye Smallville!!!" and "I'm done!!", you're just attention seeking and I know you'll be watching the next episode.

Hehe :p I love it.

[blackcelebration]

Ummm... have you ever been laid?

What I was stating was that the only reason Chloe never called was so that we could have the silly and unfunny broken bed scene

[stenochick]

I know you all seem to think that after Lana, Clark can never love Lois the same...but here's the thing. He already had some sort of feelings towards Lois, and think of this. You husband or wife dies. Something out of your control, but you can not be with them anymore. That doesn't mean you won't fall in love again and feel just as passionate towards them. It may take awhile, or not. But I'm sure he'll fall for Lois, and he'll fall hard...he has to!

ITA. Maybe it's because I am old, but I really don't believe that there is only one true love. I believe in soulmates, but I don't believe that a soulmate is solely romantic. Your soulmate could be a family member or best friend or business partner, not necessarily your spouse.

Romantic love is nothing but an animal instinct that kicks in so that we will mate and procreate and thus insure the survival of the species.

Real love is a culmination of the decisions you make after the "crush" has worn off. It is totally possible to have a love affair like Clark and Lana, grieve the loss of it, and then decide to give your heart to someone else in a long-term committed relationship.

It is also possible to love others deeply and never marry. See Mother Teresa as an example. If someone wants to be in a marriage, he can decide to do so and his spouse will appear in his life. If someone does not want to be in a marriage, they are free to love and serve others without the duties of a daily commitment to spouse and/or children.

Clark will move on because he has no choice, and because he really wants to be in a marriage like his parents, despite the challenges his unique situation will bring with it.

[La Donna]

Insanely long. Skip at will.

Oh okay, here's the situation, my parents went away on a week's vacation, and they left the keys to the brand new Porsche, would they mind? Umm, well, of course not!

Will Smith, you're right. Parents just don't understand. Only, in this case, it's Smallville's show runners.

Here's the end result: They could have pleased almost the entire fandom, and had a beautiful send-off to a character that made sense within the context of the show. They didn't. They chose another path. The episode, if viewed alone, was not necessarily a total fail. However, when creating an arc that could have been powerful, made sense, and been well-received by the audience, and then instead giving us an arc that had powerful moments, didn't make complete sense, and was well-received by only a portion of the audience and panned by another portion, it's bound to disappoint.


Before I go on to the episode, I'd like to say how I would have done the arc, and why I think it would have pleased the majority of the Smallville fandom. I'm going to focus mostly on the Lana arc, and for the most part avoid the other characters story lines.

Bride I would have left the same for the most part. I don't think I would have had the Lana/Ollie fight, or included the mysterious text, but otherwise Lana's role in Bride was fine. In Legion, I think I would have stuck to the same story as well, but I think I would have changed the amount of info Lana was given about her future. It should have remained a bit more mysterious.

In Bulletproof, again, mostly the same, except for the end. I think Clark could have shown up at the talon, and had a real talk about their relationship. Clark should have said that his feelings are mixed up right now, and he doesn't know what the right thing to do is. Lana could have said that being around Clark is great, but she's not sure how long she'll be there for. Clark says that he has always cared for Lana, and that he always will, but he just doesn't know how he feels about them being together. Lana says that he can take his time, and she hopes that he knows how much she loves him. The scene ends with Lana staring lovingly at Clark and Clark staring back, but with an ambiguous look on his face.

In Power, I would have done a lot of things different. I would have gone ahead and started with the kidnapping, but when Lana escapes, I would never have had her kill someone in doing it. She shows up to get training, figuring she doesn't have to tell Clark and Chloe where she is as they think she left of her own accord anyway. She commits to the training and spends the next several months there. Instead of having her quit to take an easy route to power, I would have had her complete the training, and heard a little speech from her about how she wants to be an influence for good in the world.

We could have kept the partnership with Lana doing her secret Lex investigating, but made it clear that Lana isn't in a vendetta, and that she feels instead that her intimate knowledge of Lex and how he operates gives her the perfect position to try and bring him to justice. She does her top secret Lex investigation, and finds the "magic suit" project. She learns that the suit is ready for testing, but the problem is there is only enough Alien DNA for one suit, so they can't test it first, and are merely preparing for when Lex can use it. All the information is contained at this one facility and if anything should happen to the facility, everything is gone.

Fearing that this suit could be a horrible weapon in Lex's hands, she knows that she must destory the suit because she remembers how power corrupts even those without plans of world domination (Wrath), and that powers such as those are not meant for human bodies. She feels that the technology needs to be destroyed, so she hunts down the facility planning to destroy the empty building. However, upon arrival, she discovers the scientists are inside, with guards. She draws a weapon, explaining that the suit must be destroyed, and aims at the computers controlling the "tank". A guard gets the jump on her, and after a tussle, Lana accidently falls into the tank, igniting the process. The guard and doctors are shocked. In barges Tess who had Lana followed in order to find out what Lana knew about Lex, and sees Lana in the tank. Thinking that Lana merely was trying to steal the suit for herself, Tess announces that she is going to destroy the equipment to prevent Lex from ever being able to use it. The doctors shout out that Lana is still alive even though they have no idea if the project worked or not, and if Tess shoots the computers, Lana will die. Tess says her martyr line, a scientist tries to move in front of the machines and Tess fires the bullet.

In walks Clark in slow mo who used Chloe to re-trace Lana's steps, and sees Lana bust forth from the tank with a look of utter shock on her face. She looks around and seeing what is taking place, stops the bullet, knocks Tess back, destroys the computers, and runs out with Clark on her heels. They stop back at the farm, where Lana explains what happens, and Clark gives his" worried about the consequences to Lana's health" speech. Lana agrees to see if there is anyway to reverse it, but also explains how she has been preparing to go out and make a difference in the world, and perhaps the suit can be a gift. Clark continues to be worried about this. Lana tells Clark that it's also possible that they could have the kind of relationship that they couldn't have before. She had powers, and could help Clark, and they could spend the rest of their lives together. Clark says he's proud of who Lana has become, but he doesn't think that they are meant to be together. He explains that he'll always care for her, and that she has been an important part of his life, but that even with powers, he realized his feelings changed, but he will always love Lana and consider her a great friend. She asks if he's sure about this, and he says yes, but looks sad and kisses her forehead. Lois never needs to be mentioned, and it doesn't require any hints that Clark is thinking of Lois over Lana.

In this episode, Requiem, I would have started with Clark and Lana at the farm, only they would be talking and laughing, reminiscing about old times. Clark asks if she's figured out her plans for the future, and she says first she has to wait until Dr. whoever can meet with her and see if the suit can be removed. In walks Chloe with the info on the bombing, and Clark prepares to go check it out. Lana says she's going too and they both leave.

They see Ollie and the bomb site, and the krypto absorption bit happens. They go two different ways, with Lana off to meet with the doctor, and Clark off to Isis to see if Chloe can help him track a lead. Clark meets with Chloe at Isis, and gets the toy maker's info. Clark and Chloe have a little talk about Clark's decision not to start a romantic relationship again with Lana, and we see that Clark is secure in his decision, but he is worried about Lana's health with the suit.

The two meet up again at the farm, and Lana reveals that her suit absorbs kryptonite, and that eventually if it keeps happening, Clark will become affected by it if he and Lana continue to spend time together. Clark gives his speech about trying to find a way to deal with this and that he will help her. She thinks the best thing to do would be to move to a new place to start over, and continue to use her superpowers for helping others. Clark mentions how sad that would be for Lana to leave Chloe, Aunt Nell, and him and have to start over just because of something that might not even happen to Clark. Clark gets her to agree to wait before she makes her decision, and that they can see how it goes, monitor Clark for effects caused by the suit, and continue to search for a solution.

They take the lead on the toymaker, find his pad, head to the DP, and find the bomb. I would leave Lex's video speech out of it, and have Lana just say that she should have realized that Lex would have set the situation up. The krypto absorption would protect him from kryptonians. She and Clark realize that Lana needs to absorb the kryptonite, and spend a moment hugging and confirming that it's the right thing to do. Lana absorbs the green, and Clark takes a step towards her and realizes it hurts him. Lana says that she will always love him, but can't stand to hurt him. She says she has to go, but will meet him on the farm the next day. I'd skip the entire "Clark wants to kill Lex because he can't have sex with Lana" plot, and have their next scene be in the loft. Lana tells him that she has made plans to move far from Smallville, and that she is going to make use of the suit to help as many people as she can. She says that she will always love Clark, and that she couldn't bear hurting him.

Clark tries to talk her into staying in town, and they just avoid close contact, but Lana says no because she doesn't know how much radiation Clark could be receiving, even at a distance that Clark felt safe about. She wouldn't risk it. Clark begins to get saddened, and says he feels horrible that this happened to Lana and that she's planning on leaving, as they just started this great new chapter of their friendship. Lana begins to cry saying she will always be with Clark in his heart and will always love him. Clark asks her to promise that if she ever needs help that she will call him, no matter what she's afraid will happen to Clark. Lana doesn't promise at first, and Clark pleads with her to promise. She finally says she will, but only if Clark will do the same and call her if he ever needs her. Clark promises that he will do what he can to find a way to cure Lana. She says she loves him, and will miss him. She turns to go but Clark calls her name, and does his little painful walk over to her. She cries and tries to stop him but he insists and keeps walking over. He gets to her, hugs her, and kisses her forehead, where the poison seeps into his face the same as the episode showed. Finally, he falls to his knees from the pain, Lana is shown feeling horrible that this is happening, and walks away crying. Clark's face is shown as he watches her walk away, and he is tearing up at what's happened. The end.

I think this would have been well-received by most of the fans because it honors the importance Lana had in Clark's life, but it doesn't disrespect Clark's future. It also shows that Lana has learned from her mistakes in the past, and has truly become a good person with good intentions, making it easier for the general audience to cheer for her. It would set up the friendship that Clark and Lana will always share, and it does it without even needing to mention Lois in any way (I mean his feelings of Lois over Lana, thus taking out the controversy of the fandom wars). Lana would leave the hero, Clark would have closure but heartache at how things ended, and we would have a story that fit in with this season and the future.

They didn't go this way, and that saddens me. It could have ended the Clana on a beautiful note that resonated with the audience and the season. Instead they included the beautiful and traumatic ending, but placed it in a season that doesn't accept it, and tried to ask the audience to do the impossible by ignoring half of what was shown in the previous seasons. They gave us character moments that were out of place and in some cases disrespectful of the characters themselves. We were asked to ignore the "truths" of early episodes, and instead focus only on the "truth" being given us in this one episode. But all the while, they know that in the very next episode, it flips it back around. Clark professes that he always wanted someone who was like him to be his partner in life and destiny, but he spent years trying to escape that destiny and just try and be normal. It's a contradiction. Lana says "Saving lives is a beautiful thing", and Clark's response is "What we have is beautiful". So, from this, are we to gather that Lana values saving lives and Clark values having Lana? And that's the message this episode left us with. Why make Clark look bad in order to promote Lana as the hero? There is another way where both could come off as the hero, but they didn't take it. They rarely do, at least with Lana's story. They write others to look worse when Lana's around, and then expect that we would want other characters to be around her. Why not write others true to character and enhance Lana's character at the same time?

The acting on KK's side of things was fantastic. The last scene had me very connected to the emotions that a person would be feeling in that situation. As there were many things spoken in this episode that flew in the face of what we previously had been told, I couldn't fully get into the scene as it wasn't a logical conclusion. But, KK sold me on the emotional reaction side of the scene.

What do they expect us to think of Clark when he gives us a great little Superman moment in standing up against killing ones enemy, even if it is for the good of the world, and then has Clark deciding to kill Lex simply because Lex prevented Clark and Lana from having sex? Honestly, what do they expect us to think of Clark?

For that matter, what do they expect us to think of Lex, as his apparent big plan involved not hurting Lana, and not killing Lana, but in preventing her from sleeping with Clark? That's either his big plan or his big contingency plan, as presented in this episode. That is what we get for Lex's return? A jealous plot of preventing sex between Clark and Lana? That's not acceptable to me, and it shouldn't have been to the writers. People say that mythos fans are blinded by their desire for a strict adherence to the mythos. That's not a truth. It's perhaps a reflection of a few fans opinions, but it's not a blanket truth. If they were only interested in Smallville if it was an exact reflection of the comics, they would have stopped watching long ago. Most people who were Superman fans before Smallville ever came on simply appreciate what is legendary about the story, and are looking to see Smallville's journey of Clark Kent into Superman. But, it doesn't mean that Smallville has no connection to the mythos and thus can do what it wants and no one should complain. There are all kinds of fans out there. Lifelong Superman fans who love Smallville's take on Clark Kent's early years. Then there are also lifelong Superman fans who feel betrayed by Smallville's use of the characters. There are also fans who couldn't care less about Superman mythos, and enjoy Smallville as the only version of Clark Kent they know. The point is that everyone's feelings are valid, and I don't think any of us should tell others to just "get over it" or that they are missing the entire point of the show. The point of the show is to entertain. Whether they succeed is up for debate. The show is about Clark Kent. Whether they have created characters that enhance Clark's journey or detract from his journey is up for debate. I think sometimes people are "branded" by their preferred coupling or favorite character, and that leads to their opinions being thrown out of consideration just because they are supposedly blinded by their preferences. This could be true of a few fans, but it is seldom the case. We are the audience... all of us. We all have a right to voice our concerns and opinions, and we shouldn't demean any other fan because they have a different view of the show or a different hope for the future of this series.

Usually, I do more of a summary of the show and then my thoughts, but this time, it was an odd situation where the series and episode felt at odds with each other. It didn't seem like a play by play would be that useful, as there were bigger issues here. This arc for Lana could have been handled so much better, and given her a send off that had the majority of the fandom liking Lana and wishing for the best for Lana's future. It disappoints that they didn't take that route, because this was a golden opportunity to tie things together in a logical, emotional, and all inclusive manner. It taints the episode in my eyes because I can see what might have been, and so it makes it hard to appreciate the couple of good moments this episode held.

Sorry that I went on so long.

[stenochick]

Excellent episode!! While I am with most people and didn't agree with the arc of Lana becoming a Superwoman, I accepted it as a reasonably fitting way for KK to leave the series and give Clana some closure. And for Lex to have driven them apart after they made the decision on the roof of the DP was just so Lex, just as Clark making the decision to allow Lana to absorb the kryptonite to save thousands of people was so Clark. And let's not forget Lana donned the Prometheus suit to stop Lex becoming a superhuman monster.

The Toyman was great as were Ollie and Chloe's roles. In watching the Live Discussion thread it was obvious people were missing little details in their haste to deride this episode e.g. Ollie didn't open one handcuff with a pen, it was with one of Toyman's mini screwdrivers that Ollie pickpocketed as Schott leaned over him and got in his face.

People bagged the Lana speech stopping Clark from killing Lex but the evil one had just driven Clana apart forever, so we can forgive the big guy for a moment of weakness. The scene at the truck with Clark picking up ashes and sprinkling them was reminiscent of Clark at Jonathan and Lionel's funerals. But is this the end of Lex?

The scene near the end with Ollie and the green LuthorCorp ring is intriguing, as was the look on Ollie's face as he looked at the smashed picture of Lex. I can't honestly believe Lex is dead, and maybe there is something in a theory being touted by xrayvision.

To call the ending of the episode cheesy is unfair to the producers, TW and KK. I thought it was powerful and emotional and very well acted. This means the Clana relationship has gone full circle, with references to Lana's necklace and their first one-on-one meeting at the cemetary in Pilot. PS3 couldn't kill Lana so having Lex drive Clark and her apart seems fitting and appropriate given the rollercoaster that Clana has been for 8 years.

As a 22 year old, Clark will be an emotional wreck for a while but with a few Supermanly episodes and Lois's return, the season will be back on the destiny + Lois track soon.

In reading the Live Discussion thread yesterday before seeing the episode today, I think many people allowed preconceived notions and opinions detract from their enjoyment of this episode. But that is everyone's right. I, for one, thought is was great.

I gave Requiem 9/10.

Good stuff. I agree.

[blackcelebration]

Please note this was posted before but this version has ADDED PARTS which have been noted as such...

This is also the only time I'll do this... And has not had an effect on my final grade for this episode which remains the same!


INTRODUCTION

Bing bong bing, 14 and in!

Or something like that…

Ok, before I start this review in a kind of new style, I first want to say that this was a huge improvement over the awfulness that was Power. Although that would also be like saying that Ketchup is better with your Cheese Burger than Gravy!

Not to say this episode sucked, well… it kinda did but there were at least a few cool moments spread here and there that made me go “whoa.” Of course there were problems, loads of them, and those that have been there since Bulletproof *COUGH* Lana, *COUGH* and that little problem since Bride *COUGH* Hey, Chloe your husbands in a critical condition, why not visit him? Or at least MENTION HOW HE IS!!!! – Boy, I wonder why that marriage never worked out… I mean might not work out (Cue sarcasm) *COUGH*

Of course, there’s the usual Clark acting like a whiny child whenever Lana’s around and Ollie’s flippy floppy behaviour and Lex’s ultimate plan to BREAKUP CLANA FOREVER…MMMWWHHHAA!!! Yeah, you go Lex! But when the Lex Luthor I knew from the comics or hell from any other film or television media ever made, WHEN THAT LEX LUTHOR TURNS UP… please let me know!

THE TEASER

I gotta admit, the teaser blew me away (Pun intended), not only because it was cool, but it had the coolness to blow up a bunch of actors who were reciting out their lines like they were performing in a Play for a High School Musical!

Also, the introduction of Winslow Schott, aka Toyman was cool and creepy and got me right into his character. ADDED PART Especially, when he blew up his toy model version of the Lex Corp tower, now there’s a real psychopath and he doesn’t even have being a Krypto Freak as an excuse.

So, if marks were given for Teasers I’d give this a 10/10.

So… You go Toyman!!!!

THE REST

Clark and Lana breaking the bed just made me puke, honestly… what does that have to do with anything???

Also, why didn’t Chloe just call Clark about Ollie???

“Hey ho Clark, Ollie’s been injured in a bomb”

“Chloe, why didn’t you call me, you know me and SuperLana could run and visit Ollie using our Superspeed!”

“Well Clark, it says so here in the script…”

Chloe looks up towards the PS3 who give her a threatening look,

“I meant err… I didn’t want to disturb you and Lana’s bed banging time”

Huh?

Ok, that was never said but what other rational could possibly be given?

So, Clark and Chloe eventually visit Ollie, who is the sole survivor of the bomb because he HID UNDER A TABLE! Well, I’ll remember that the next time the Al-Qeda bomb around my area!

Anyway, Ollie decided not to tell em about Winslow… why? Cos it says so in the script dummies!

Ok, we will know later in the episode but it’s still stupid!

So, we find out more about Winslow Schott, who was actually a respected scientist for Queen Industries and designed weapons and all that stuff before going all quacko and designing kids toys with weapons.

This is very similar to the comic character (Except replace Queen Industries with Luthor Cop) and I respect Smallville for that and even more so that they didn’t just make him another Freak of the Week so quodos for that!

Also, the actor who played him did a great job and basically stole every scene he was in.

Actually, the final grade of this episode is going to be balanced by the coolness of Toyman balancing out the rest of this puke ridden drivel. Also, isn’t it sad when a guest character and TOYMAN none the less is given second fiddle to Clana rubbish as he was here…? I MEAN IT’S TOYMAN ONE OF SUPERMAN’S OLDEST FOES!!!!

I found it cool when he was talking with the doll (Very Toyman) and even cooler that Lex was involved!

I thought the actor who replaced Rousembam did ok, not great mind you, but I never really noticed him much but that was perhaps more of a good thing than bad.

Anyway back to SUCKVILLE.

So, Clark and Lana find out that Ollie is lying and also that Lana can digest kryptonite… oh I know where this is going… next, we see Chloe being told by Ollie that he knows who’s involved and that he wants to KILL LEX.

Chloe rightfully pans him for that, before Ollie says some crap about how Clark can’t do what is necessary and that Lex can kill him… Well, other than Clone Lana and err marry her… WHAT EVIL HAS LEX EVER TRULY DONE FOR OLLIE TO BELIEVE THAT… Hell, you can even argue that the state Lex is in is because of CLARK AND LANA… It just seems like whenever there’s a problem now everyone blames Lex….

SPOILER FOR NEXT WEEK/SORRY NEXT MONTH… Chloe has a cold and suspects that Lex is responsible, all is proved wrong though when Chloe soon gets better…

Anyhow, Chloe agrees to tell Clark cos after eight years of a close friendship and virtually worshipping the ground that Clark walked on, Chloe suddenly knows what’s best. Although, going by the way she’s treating a critically ill Jimmy, What do I mean treating? SHE AIN’T EVEN VISITING HIM IN HOSPITAL…

I know I’ve said that twice but there’s not even been a word of how Jimmy is… I know what you’re thinking… he’s in the comics and we all know he’ll be ok… and by the way Jimmy, when you are better, why don’t you divorce that tipsy turvy blonde, really was Lana Lang for the first five seasons, once was a cool character, a character I had the hots for, who should have died in Abyss or even arguably in Covenant… actually I say this to PS3… KILL OR WRITE OFF CHLOE BEFORE SHE BECOMES LIKE LANA!!!!

Well, there’s more Chloe crap to come, who decides to do all of her research using Ollies jet, even though she owns a multi million pound computer gadget company, Clark arrives and there is a little secret and lies crap between the two but this soon turns to be a cool scene because Clark reminds her that HE NEVER KILLED HER WHEN SHE WAS BRAINIAC AND THAT WAS DESPITE THERE BEING BEINGS FROM THE 31ST CENTURY WHO COULD HAVE DONE THE JOB WITHOUT EVEN WINCING!!

Ok, I made that last bit up but still… You go Clark!!!

Another cool moment of the episode comes when Winslow just enters the hospital with toy balloons and Ollie sees him and just taunts him and calls him a clown… ok Toyman blow that idiot up.

I also loved the Toy Monkey and the 53 beats and you’re dead scenario, although I swear that monkey beat more than 53 times… still a cool scene.

Another unintentional cool moment comes when Clark arrives (Just after a scene where Chloe lectures Clark about morals- yeah Chloe, by the way “How’s your husband?”) Lana is in the Planet cos The Toyman wants to blow it up and Clark arrives and says “Did you find the bomb?” Lana’s like nah, can’t find it anywhere… Clark though finds it in like 5 seconds and where was the bomb all this time???

THE ROOF OF THE DAILY PLANET!!!!

I mean how can’t you find it??

And the thing is humongous, HOW DIDN’T ANYONE NOTICE THAT THERE WAS THIS HUGE GREEN OBJECT ON THE ROOF OF THE DAILY PLANET??!!!

I can imagine the discussion.

ASSISTANT
We have an interview with the Texas Chain Saw Massacre, Obama wants to
talk about the future and some guy is gonna place some huge green thing that
looks like a bomb on the roof, where if it blows we’re all gonna die!”

CHIEF
Perfect!


ADDED PART

P.S

Lana wants to be a hero, yet can’t find a huge bomb that’s situated on a roof… she makes Clark look intelligent, ha that can only be a cool thing I suppose.

There’s a cool moment where Winslow, who was cuffed by Ollie escapes by gassing not only the nurse but Chloe… Who is actually visiting a hospital??? To see Ollie??? Well, at least she knows what a hospital is I suppose!!!

But whilst I would have reacted in horror had Toyman gassed Chloe before Bride, here it gets a big cheer because she is ko’d in a hospital… can you imagine the irony in that???

So again… You go Toyman!

Anyway there’s a Blana moment where they find the bomb and Clark can’t go near it cos it’s made of Kryptonite and only Lana can but in doing so she can’t see Clark again and Lex says “You have to sacrifice Lana or Metropolis??” Clark without thinking says “I’ll sacrifice Lana!” well, to be honest so would I… Lana stops the bomb by digesting loads and loads of Kryptonite cos she couldn’t just throw it into outta space but I suppose anything that gets her away from Clark is a bonus even if it is stupid and contrived!

Clark wants revenge over Lex but Lana stops him???

Err, shouldn’t this be the other way round?

Especially AS CLARK JUST TOLD CHLOE THAT KILLING LEX WASN’T AN OPTION, ALSO REMEMBER CHLOIAC???

Only Clark could be so lop sided in one episode.

Anyway, Lex’s van blows up… Supposedly killed by Ollie, who gets a lecture by Chloe… hell, with the Police cos it ain’t illegal to kill an already dead man, or so I was told by that film that I forgot what it was called!

So, Lex is declared dead…. AGAIN! And Toyman is responsible cos they found his toy where Lex was killed…?

SPOILER FOR NEXT WEEK/DAMN I MEANT MONTH REALLY! Clark reinvestigates the death of his father and finds evidence that The Toyman could be involved when he remembers that there was a Toy Soldier Clark played with as a kid, near the scene of the crime!!

ADDED PART

Talking about the Toyman… According to Clark, he is at large and has suddenly gone missing… well, it’s not like Clark has a Superpseed hacker called Chloe, or has Superspeed himself, and wouldn’t be able to find him… Man, I wonder why the writer’s couldn’t be bothered with that part??? Oh, that’s right we need more Clana!

Some cool stuff though with Ollie taking Lex’s Kryptonite Ring…

Ollie= Lex… well, they’ve done dumber things!

After last weeks rubbish, that wouldn’t surprise me.

ADDED PART

Clark also spreading the supposed ashes of Lex was also cool, yet creepy… but I’m very sure that Lex is still alive!

So Clark tries to kiss Lana but get all Krypto sick BUT DOESN’T DIE??? Lana leaves before saying “I’ll always love you Clark… I like Pink bla bla” and all those other cliché lines you can think off and err… THAT’S IT???

ADDED PART

I mean no final goodbye? Lana keeps her powers? No consequence for Lana? Ok, there’s a consequence for Clark and Clana in some way but what’s the moral of this arc…? Don’t worry kids if you want power for your own selfish pursuits, don’t worry it’s perfectly normal!

FINAL THOUGHTS

Toyman rocks, Lana, Clana, Blana is gone… for now, Chloe PLEASE VISIT JIMMY, and Ollie is crazy… or is he Lex???

4/10

[Mickey_Bickey]

ITA. Maybe it's because I am old, but I really don't believe that there is only one true love. I believe in soulmates, but I don't believe that a soulmate is solely romantic. Your soulmate could be a family member or best friend or business partner, not necessarily your spouse.

Romantic love is nothing but an animal instinct that kicks in so that we will mate and procreate and thus insure the survival of the species.

Real love is a culmination of the decisions you make after the "crush" has worn off. It is totally possible to have a love affair like Clark and Lana, grieve the loss of it, and then decide to give your heart to someone else in a long-term committed relationship.

It is also possible to love others deeply and never marry. See Mother Teresa as an example. If someone wants to be in a marriage, he can decide to do so and his spouse will appear in his life. If someone does not want to be in a marriage, they are free to love and serve others without the duties of a daily commitment to spouse and/or children.

Clark will move on because he has no choice, and because he really wants to be in a marriage like his parents, despite the challenges his unique situation will bring with it.


Very well said. I am a twin, and I bolded the part that really rings true for me. Our husbands can't understand our bond, and sometimes I think they can become a little jealous!:lol: I agree that it's not always a romantic relationship.

The heart will always love. Clark will find out what it is to truly find the person in his life who will challenge him, love him, stand by him, encourage him, support him and fulfill his life like no one else. That person will be Lois Lane.

[stenochick]

Very well said. I am a twin, and I bolded the part that really rings true for me. Our husbands can't understand our bond, and sometimes I think they can become a little jealous!:lol: I agree that it's not always a romantic relationship.

The heart will always love. Clark will find out what it is to truly find the person in his life who will challenge him, love him, stand by him, encourage him, support him and fulfill his life like no one else. That person will be Lois Lane.

I think beyond all the banter, Clark and Lois are really great together and would make a great married couple. You don't even need to have the "crush" to find true love and be happily married. If Clark wanted to, he could decide to marry Chloe and it would be great on every level, emotionally, spiritually, and sexually, despite him not having those lusty feelings for Chloe that he has for Lana and Lois.

[Mickey_Bickey]

I think beyond all the banter, Clark and Lois are really great together and would make a great married couple. You don't even need to have the "crush" to find true love and be happily married. If Clark wanted to, he could decide to marry Chloe and it would be great on every level, emotionally, spiritually, and sexually, despite him not having those lusty feelings for Chloe that he has for Lana and Lois.


Very true. When that initial "in love" feeling wears off all you have is friendship, trust, committment, loyalty, and someone to fall back on and enjoy life with.

I love the chemistry between Clark and Lois. They're really fun together. Their dynamic is so strong on screen that others seem to melt into the background when their in the same scene together. You don't get that sort of chemistry a lot between actors, but ED and TW have it in spades.

I think the writers will do the necessary damage control to rectify the storylines and characters and get things back on track.

[Tatiana]

ITA. Maybe it's because I am old, but I really don't believe that there is only one true love. I believe in soulmates, but I don't believe that a soulmate is solely romantic. Your soulmate could be a family member or best friend or business partner, not necessarily your spouse.

Romantic love is nothing but an animal instinct that kicks in so that we will mate and procreate and thus insure the survival of the species.

Real love is a culmination of the decisions you make after the "crush" has worn off. It is totally possible to have a love affair like Clark and Lana, grieve the loss of it, and then decide to give your heart to someone else in a long-term committed relationship.

It is also possible to love others deeply and never marry. See Mother Teresa as an example. If someone wants to be in a marriage, he can decide to do so and his spouse will appear in his life. If someone does not want to be in a marriage, they are free to love and serve others without the duties of a daily commitment to spouse and/or children.

Clark will move on because he has no choice, and because he really wants to be in a marriage like his parents, despite the challenges his unique situation will bring with it.



I definitely agree with your post, experience gives you that knowledge :)

[jwm]

I don't mind sending Lana off as a hero. I don't mind Clark and Lana being separated by fate rather then incompatibility or "growing out" or each other. In fact I actually like the premise because it just "fits" the overal narrative of the show.

What I don't like is that every other character was mowed down in the process. I just don't think it's necessary that every single other character had to want to kill Lex. I can't stand the fact one of the "good" guys is an unrepentant murder. I can't stand that Chloe would even consider acting as an accomplice. And last but not least though I'll never believe for a second that Clark would have actually gone through with it I can't stand that Clark had to be "talked" down from killing Lex.

Given the same basic story but without the character assassination I wouldn't hesitate to have given this episode an 8 or 9.

Requiem gets a 2 from me and is added to the pile of episodes that I just don't particularly care for that IMO trashed Clark and/or other characters unnecessarily.

[SGuthrie27]

La Donna, I TOTALLY love your ideas for how this story arc SHOULD have gone. How cool would that have been? It would've made ten times more sense, tied up all the loose ends of Clana very nicely, and not left such a bad taste in so many of our mouths. You should take over for Slavkin & Swimmer when they leave. :)

--SGuthrie ><>' :)--

[superjude]

When I first watched it, I did not like it at all. Especially the ending with Clark and Lana and the bit with Ollie. Then, I thought about some of the scenes and decided that there may be more to this story and believe it was pivotal.

[Mars Investigations]

Although I preferred this episode to "Power", it still massively disappointed me...but with all the exaggerated negativity in this thread (not all of it is over-the-top, of course, but I have seen some posts that just made me roll my eyes), I'm going to start with what I enjoyed about the episode:

Kristin Kreuk turned in a fantastic performance - one of her best, in my opinion. She especially shone in her final scene, as she said goodbye to Clark for the last time.
The penultimate scene with Oliver and Chloe was awesome. It really got me excited and gave me hope that the writers can turn this season around from this two-episode blip and get everything back on track. It's just such an intriguing premise - Oliver venturing into morally grey areas with a twisted view of justice, and Chloe being haunted by her own actions whilst influenced by Brainiac. Both storylines have amazing potential, and both actors knocked this scene out of the park.
The villains of this episode were great; Winslow Schott was suitably deranged and weird, and Lex was quite eerie and clever. As he was delivering his ultimatum to Clark and Lana, his dialogue was perfect...I could almost hear Rosenbaum saying it.
Now for the bad stuff:

I really don't like the fact that Lana retained her powers. It seems stupid that she's out there as a superheroine, and kind of detracts from the importance of Clark's journey.
The near-constant glorifying of Lana irritated me a little - it was Lana that thought up how to track down Schott, it was Lana that was the expert on Lex, it was Lana that realised Oliver was lying, it was Lana that spotted the wireless camera, etc. Just when Clark was standing on his own two feet, she comes along and makes him seem redundant.
I didn't really buy some of Tom Welling's performances throughout this episode. For example, he didn't really seem to feel betrayed when Lana told him that Oliver was lying to them. And although it must've been difficult to convey both poisoned and anguished at the same time, he didn't seem as emotionally broken as everything else implied her should be when Lana left.
Where's Lois? How's Jimmy doing? Why are they never mentioned anymore? All these loose strands are beginning to make the formerly tight narrative that has been formed over the course of this season unravel.
The characters seemed off, mainly Chloe; since when has she been willing to be an accessory to murder? It was only a season ago, in "Wrath", that she was practically threaten to ruin Lana if she killed in Clark's name. Unlike Oliver, she has no solid motivation, because it's been shown countless times before that she is fully aware of the boundaries that aren't to be crossed even in the protection of Clark's secret. But even this mischaracterisation wasn't kept consistent - when she confronted Ollie about killing Lex, she was morally outraged. Only hours ago, she was willing to help him. Did Clark's mini-speech really change her mind so decisively? Since when has Chloe been so easily influenced?
All that in mind, I give this episode a firm 6 out of 10. I just can't wait to get back to the good stuff. "Infamous" can't arrive soon enough!

[MetropolisGirl4SV]

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La Donna, I love how you are so thoughtful and articulate and also very considerate of the many different view points of the fandom. I hope people realize this and don't scorn people who dislike this episode or hate people who believe it is the greatest episode ever. It takes a lot of thought and objectivity and I'm happy you are one person who points these things out. I think some of us need a reminder that we are all fans of Smallville even if we prefer other characters or plot lines over others. I wish I could be as objective as you in my feelings. Sadly I can’t.:\

I disliked this episode in so many ways I can't really put it into any proper context. The story itself just confused me. Yes there were parts I liked, such as the Toyman, but of course he was overshadowed for Lana, nothing new in the Smallville arena though<!--><v:shapetype id="_x0000_t75" coordsize="21600,21600" o:spt="75" o:preferrelative="t" path="m@4@5l@4@11@9@11@9@5xe" filled="f" stroked="f"> <v:stroke joinstyle="miter"/> <v:formulas> <v:f eqn="if lineDrawn pixelLineWidth 0"/> <v:f eqn="sum @0 1 0"/> <v:f eqn="sum 0 0 @1"/> <v:f eqn="prod @2 1 2"/> <v:f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelWidth"/> <v:f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelHeight"/> <v:f eqn="sum @0 0 1"/> <v:f eqn="prod @6 1 2"/> <v:f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelWidth"/> <v:f eqn="sum @8 21600 0"/> <v:f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelHeight"/> <v:f eqn="sum @10 21600 0"/> </v:formulas> <v:path o:extrusionok="f" gradientshapeok="t" o:connecttype="rect"/> <o:lock v:ext="edit" aspectratio="t"/> </v:shapetype><v:shape id="_x0000_i1025" type="#_x0000_t75" alt="" style='width:12pt; height:12pt'> <v:imagedata src="file:///C<img src="images/smilies/ez-ohwell.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Oh Well" smilieid="17" class="inlineimg" />DOCUME~1\Owner\LOCALS~1\Temp\msohtml1\01\clip_imag e001.gif" o:href="http://www.kryptonsite.com/forums/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif"/> </v:shape><![endif]--><!--[if !vml]-->:rolleyes:<!--[endif]--> I liked the fact that Lana was not all so almighty like she was in the previous episodes and was little more grounded. But in the end it makes no difference Requiem was a disappointment.

What upset be the most was that they made Clark <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1>Kent</st1></st1:country-region> looks like a fool. Wait... a fool is someone who learns from his own mistakes, but a wise man is someone who learns from others mistakes. I guess this concludes that <st1>Clark</st1> is more than a fool because he has consistently shown that he never learns from his mistakes! I guess Smallville does have some consistency after all, ha ha <!--[if gte vml 1]><v:shape id="_x0000_i1026" type="#_x0000_t75" alt="" style='width:11.25pt;height:11.25pt'> <v:imagedata src="file:///C<img src="images/smilies/ez-ohwell.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Oh Well" smilieid="17" class="inlineimg" />DOCUME~1\Owner\LOCALS~1\Temp\msohtml1\01\clip_imag e002.gif" o:href="http://www.kryptonsite.com/forums/images/smilies/ez-laugh.gif"/> </v:shape><![endif]--><!--[if !vml]-->:lol:<!--[endif]-->

Lana has powers so what’s the point. <st1>Clark</st1> doesn't have to fulfill any destiny since we have SuperLana. It just degrades the whole concept of the show. Smallville is supposed to be about <st1>Clarks</st1> journey and how his actions, motives, relationships shape the man he will be in the future. And I can't even fathom how <st1>Clark can</st1> get over all the wrong that Lana has done in the past. It throws out all the morals of a future superman! The bed room scene just made me laugh seriously they wasted money on a broken bed and pillow feathers in the air. The scene actually reminds me of a toilet commercial...way to go PTB!:lol:

Not one mention of Jimmy or Lois. Chloe is happily prancing around Smallville as if she was never married. The fact that her husband is in the hospital supposedly being spoon fed by <st1:street w:st="on"><st1:address w:st="on">Lois Lane</st1:address></st1:street> herself is just delightful news!:D
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Ollie with his constant flip-flops on [I]to kill or not ot kill...blah blah blah. I really like Ollies character, he's always so savvy and smart, but now he’s turned out to be a cold blooded killer who will let Toyman take the fall for killing Lex. So in the process they have to degrade Ollie's character also.
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</o>The DP roof scene where Lana absorbs the Kryptonite to save the lives of millions. This could have been handled so much better. Really why did it have to be so dramatic? It just boggles my mind that <st1>Clark</st1> with all his capability couldn’t have thought of a better resolution. This whole scene is just a cop out and of course Lana is savior of the day once again. In Power she is the next Lara Croft, but in Requiem she becomes a saint...

Let me get to the loft scene, yes it was very emotional I thought KK acted very well. TW seemed pretty good also. However the whole damn scene doesn't even fit well with me.

There is no closure to the relationship. The kiss between Clark and Lana was quite emotional and gross at the same time. I will admit the fact that he still wanted one last kiss with her even though it caused him excruciating pain, seemed sincere at the moment. However it portrays that <st1>Clark has</st1> a weakness and he is not the center of the show it's Lana's show. Lana still having powers just takes away from Clark Kent<st1><st1:country-region w:st="on"></st1:country-region></st1>!

I really thought that Lana was going to fly out the loft window and show her super flying abilities and I wouldn't have been surprised if it happened.

PS3 you actually should have made Lana fly out of the window it would have been so much cooler! It would have been icing on the cake!:rolleyes: All in all I gave it a 4/10 and I was being nice.

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[NoSupeForYou]

So, is Lana going to be creating meteor freaks everywhere she goes? After all, she absorbed an insane amount of Kryptonite and the green rock's radiation isn't just dangerous to Clark. I know Homeland Security is incompetent at times, but won't she be setting off radiation detectors everywhere she goes? The writers have unleashed a radioactive hazard upon the world and don't even address that other than to say that it prevents Clark and Lana from having sex?

This seems like one of Lex Luthor's dumber ideas. To trap his body inside a suit that absorbs an element that he knows to be dangerously radioactive and that causes all kinds of freakish mutations was his big plan? Then he lets Lana use it so that she and Clark can no longer break beds together? I thought the Joker was sadistic with what he did in Dark Knight, but you really have to hate someone to want them to die a very slow and painful death from radiation poisoning.

In season 9, watch Lana return to Smallville with four legs.
"Hey, Clark! You know, with these four legs I can superspeed even faster now."

[Reeve_290]

Whoa 110 BESTS to only 170 WORSTS

I know thats 60 votes the difference but given the magnitude of bashing and anger going on at the moment I reckon Requiem has come out better than expected in this thread :)

[NoSupeForYou]

Lex was so Bond-villain like in this episode with his stupid plan that it's unbelievable. If you have this huge Kryptonite bomb available and Clark is standing right there why don't you just detonate it the moment that he gets to the top of that building?????

I can picture Dr. Evil's son Scotty just standing next to Lex offering to push the button for him. This was Lex Luthor's great plot? OMG.

I'm not a shipper, I'm just a fan of Superman. I know I'm being silly expecting great writing and logic from a tv show, but they could at least try.

Speaking of expecting great things, this seemed almost like the plot was taken from Charles Dickens Great Expectations. In fact, the whole plot of Smallville over the last 8 seasons can be taken like that.

Lex Luthor = Miss Havisham
Lana Lang = Estella
Clark Kent = Pip
Johnathan = Joe
Martha = Mrs. Joe
The rest I'm not sure on, but I think...
Chloe = Herbert
Jor-EL = Magwitch

I can just picture Lex whispering to Lana "but you can break his heart."

[geminis]

La Donna, I TOTALLY love your ideas for how this story arc SHOULD have gone. How cool would that have been? It would've made ten times more sense, tied up all the loose ends of Clana very nicely, and not left such a bad taste in so many of our mouths. You should take over for Slavkin & Swimmer when they leave. :)

--SGuthrie ><>' :)--

Brilliant idea! I was able to read La Donna's Requiem without turning green and actually liking Clana. I would have wept a tear at that.

PS: Please hire La Donna.

[Mars Investigations]

Lex was so Bond-villain like in this episode with his stupid plan that it's unbelievable. If you have this huge Kryptonite bomb available and Clark is standing right there why don't you just detonate it the moment that he gets to the top of that building?????

Because he wanted him to suffer...Lex is never so heavy-handed with his plans. He's subtle, devious, and sly. He devastated Clark emotionally, and no doubt was planning to do so physically before Oliver killed him.

[Choongi]

I'm new to these forums and I haven't really been bothered to read all the threads and posts, so forgive me if this has been asked but...

couldn't lana have just like, knocked over the bombs or thrown them into the sky or something :/ instead of going through the whole absorbing thing - would have saved a lot of hassle lol

[MetropolisGirl4SV]

I'm new to these forums and I haven't really been bothered to read all the threads and posts, so forgive me if this has been asked but...

couldn't lana have just like, knocked over the bombs or thrown them into the sky or something :/ instead of going through the whole absorbing thing - would have saved a lot of hassle lol


Welcome to K-site :) There are a number of things that they could have done to resolve the DP Roof scene. But we all know Lana is a savior of the world:rolleyes:. To tell you the truth I really don't know what the writers were thinking! I'm sorry if I come of harsh I'm just so disappointed in how the Lana arc was handled in the last few episodes. But welcome to K-site!:D

[kjedi]

Give me a break. I love Lana too, but screwing with the whole Lois & Clark thing really sucks. What? He's going to mope around again? Come to think of it, Clark is already a man with his own sense of morals and yet he has to have Lana tell him not murder? And come on writers, how long has he been a reporter for Metropolis and he still can't fly? Justice League episode quote said it all, "No tights, no flights?" Might as well be the Flash, he just runs everywhere.

It's Lois he's supposed to be with now! Get that straight writers.

The whole super-powered Lana arc is over the top. But I know, she's a popular character you wanted to bring back and what better way to bring back an actor than to promise them a more powerful and emotional character part to play.

If there is a Season 9, he at least better be flying through the whole season! :mad:

[NoSupeForYou]

Because he wanted him to suffer...Lex is never so heavy-handed with his plans. He's subtle, devious, and sly. He devastated Clark emotionally, and no doubt was planning to do so physically before Oliver killed him.

Yes, the great evil genius Lex Luthor came up with his most brilliant plan yet to **** block Clark Kent.

I apologize for putting it this way and have edited it as best as I can to avoid violating rules, but essentially this is what his great plan was and there's no better way to put it. I expect better from Lex or his Lex-a-like.

[geminis]

I'm new to these forums and I haven't really been bothered to read all the threads and posts, so forgive me if this has been asked but...

couldn't lana have just like, knocked over the bombs or thrown them into the sky or something :/ instead of going through the whole absorbing thing - would have saved a lot of hassle lol

Welcome Choongi!

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Give me a break. I love Lana too, but screwing with the whole Lois & Clark thing really sucks. What? He's going to mope around again? Come to think of it, Clark is already a man with his own sense of morals and yet he has to have Lana tell him not murder? And come on writers, how long has he been a reporter for Metropolis and he still can't fly? Justice League episode quote said it all, "No tights, no flights?" Might as well be the Flash, he just runs everywhere.

It's Lois he's supposed to be with now! Get that straight writers.

The whole super-powered Lana arc is over the top. But I know, she's a popular character you wanted to bring back and what better way to bring back an actor than to promise them a more powerful and emotional character part to play.

If there is a Season 9, he at least better be flying through the whole season! :mad:

Welcome kjedi!

Eight years of "What the heck?!" moments, you'd think we'd be used to them by now. :rolleyes:

When Lana is around, the writers and Clark lose gray matter.

Fortunately, Clark seems to like showing off his bonus features with Lois; flying can't be too far ahead in the future...

[NoSupeForYou]

Like I said, Clark is Pip, though at time he seems like the South Park version with the amount of abuse he takes.

[Jeffrey13]

Hi all, haven't been on the forums in years, so I created a new account.

The reason form coming back is "Requiem." Hated it. So, Lana is a super powered freak that can't be within 10 feet from Clark? Epic Fail. The writers could have a more "pratical" way to write Lana off the show.

I've been there from the Pilot, and I think the show now, is just too "90210."

I agree that Lana had to go, but why with super powers and why mess with the Chlois affair! That was getting good! kjedi (http://www.kryptonsite.com/forums/member.php?u=48372)<SCRIPT type=text/javascript> vbmenu_register("postmenu_4442708", true); </SCRIPT>, I totall agree with you on your take. When is he gonna start to fly? The red-blue blurr thing is getting ridiculous.

Oh well, had to put in my two cents.

[Mars Investigations]

Yes, the great evil genius Lex Luthor came up with his most brilliant plan yet to **** block Clark Kent.

I apologize for putting it this way and have edited it as best as I can to avoid violating rules, but essentially this is what his great plan was and there's no better way to put it. I expect better from Lex or his Lex-a-like.

Erm...not quite. I said affecting Clark emotionally, not sexually. His relationship with Lana obviously went far deeper than just sex, since they didn't have it for quite a while when they were together in Season Seven.

[Bre723]

I think this episode will make all the Clana moments that i watch from now on on the older season dvd's bitter sweet.
Ill be saying "awww", but at the same time i'll be sad, because i know there future,haha.
I looove old school Clana, it is so sweet.

[jack1487]

Still some left overs from Al/Miles, they should of have just dropped it and forgot that she was missing. This is almost worst then the Clone arch in L&C. I was so disappointed it the whole thing.

Now that she is finally out of the way maybe we can get back to stopping robbers and things instead of the whole Lana thing!!!!

Lois is the future for Clark and not Lana, so why did they think to go down this road and waste five episode's, where they could of move this story to the from page.

Heck, Clark should be wearing glass's, flying and taking on the whole nerd and clumsy characterization that he is famous for.

Now Lets Get Back to the Real Story and Forget the Whole Lana Thing!!!!!!

Take Care,

Jack

[Mickey_Bickey]

I think this would have been well-received by most of the fans because it honors the importance Lana had in Clark's life, but it doesn't disrespect Clark's future. It also shows that Lana has learned from her mistakes in the past, and has truly become a good person with good intentions, making it easier for the general audience to cheer for her. It would set up the friendship that Clark and Lana will always share, and it does it without even needing to mention Lois in any way (I mean his feelings of Lois over Lana, thus taking out the controversy of the fandom wars). Lana would leave the hero, Clark would have closure but heartache at how things ended, and we would have a story that fit in with this season and the future.

They didn't go this way, and that saddens me. It could have ended the Clana on a beautiful note that resonated with the audience and the season.

Great post, La Donna. I especially agree with the parts I bolded in this paragraph. The path they chose was the wrong one. I wish you were one of the writers to say that the Superman mythology should never be disrespected or taken so far off course that it is virtually unrecognizable.

[geminis]

Clana is sweet like tooth decay.

Future Clark and future Lana meet up:

"Lana, you still glow in the dark? No? How great for you and everyone in your vicinity. Wish I had time to talk over the past good times, but as you said, 'The world needs me more', especially since you're not around to irradiate everyone with your super powers. If you need help though, don't hesitate to call." *Clark flies off*

[jack1487]

Requiem was, (to me) the worst show that has been written so far...... Me I would of just paid Kristin the $$$$ for not appearing and not go into this whole mess!

Anyhow with fingers crossed maybe we can get this show back on the road once again!!!!!!!

[Nefertiti]

I gave this episode a 1.

I've hated Lana ever since she started dating Jason Teague. She just seemed like a Ho-Fasho to me. And then once she started dating Lex, it just turned her into a psycho ditz to me. And all because she either loves or is confused about her love for Clark.
Come on.

This, like everyone says, isn't closure for Clark and Lana.
"You never get over your fist love..." Yep, Clois will never truly happen in the show or in the fans hearts. Thanks for ruining our hopes and dreams, writers.
I'll continue to watch the show, but if they so much as hint at bringing Lana back I'm watching Kath & Kim

And who the hell is Superman without Lex Luthor?

...

Oh wait, Clark will never be Superman even with all those powers and that red cape Rachel Davenport gave him

[Mickey_Bickey]

Alright, where is Cedric's review?:confused:

[Kal26]

I take back every good thing I said about ps3. They need to change the name of the show to Lanaville. They've turned Clark into Lana's sidekick, and have cheapened the greatest relationship the dcu has ever seen (Lois and Clark) to nothing more than a rebound for Clark because he physically can't be with Lana Lang. The last two episodes have pretty much ruined the entire series for me. I'm going to stick with it in hopes that they somehow turn things around, but as a true blue Superman fan, my heart is breaking. :mad:

[geminis]

Alright, where is Cedric's review?:confused:

I'm not sure, but he's probably cursing up a blue streak at having to watch Requiem again.
But I'll bet he still posts it, just later instead of sooner and I can't wait for the best part of Requiem-his lmao review.

[Jaderoyale]

I'm not sure, but he's probably cursing up a blue streak at having to watch Requiem again.
But I'll bet he still posts it, just later instead of sooner and I can't wait for the best part of Requiem-his lmao review.

I'm guessing he's watched it so much now he's become delirious and is seeing Lana everywhere. In which case he's locked himself in a cabinet to get away from her.

[geminis]

I gave this episode a 1.

I've hated Lana ever since she started dating Jason Teague. She just seemed like a Ho-Fasho to me. And then once she started dating Lex, it just turned her into a psycho ditz to me. And all because she either loves or is confused about her love for Clark.
Come on.

This, like everyone says, isn't closure for Clark and Lana.
"You never get over your fist love..." Yep, Clois will never truly happen in the show or in the fans hearts. Thanks for ruining our hopes and dreams, writers.
I'll continue to watch the show, but if they so much as hint at bringing Lana back I'm watching Kath & Kim
And who the hell is Superman without Lex Luthor? ...

Welcome, Nefertiti! Love your name!

No closure for Clana, yes. Clois will (almost certainly) never truly happen in SV but it will in this fan's heart. We might just get to see some of Clark chasing Lois, though...

Superman is more than just Lex Luthor so that part I don't mind, but he isn't really dead, after all, that was just a copy, yes? Yes!

Clark WILL become Superman because limiting Lana is gone. But I don't think Rachel's cape will be his, just a suggestion along with Oliver's for his costume.

[Mickey_Bickey]

I'm not sure, but he's probably cursing up a blue streak at having to watch Requiem again.
But I'll bet he still posts it, just later instead of sooner and I can't wait for the best part of Requiem-his lmao review.


I know!!:lol:

[NoSupeForYou]

He's probably well into his third bottle of bourbon by now.

[disciples of zod]

9/10. here's why.

the beginning! it was just too mushy and very inappropriate for the episode. and believe it or not, i thought the end was actually really sad! other than that, it was pretty good

~K (feels good to be back!)

[jlbtjb316]

I liked the episode and thought it was well done and very sad. I just finished reading La Donna's post a few pages back on what she would have done differently with Lana’s arc, and here is my take on those episodes from a slightly different point of view.

Thoughts about Power

I am not sure that Lana actually killed anyone in her escape, I rewatched the scene, and it looks to me like she shot him in the arm. Anyway, I think that Lana had many reasons for deciding to use the Prometheus technology on herself and that the decision was not one that she made lightly. We know even from the earliest seasons that Lana has always desired to help people. She knew that the technology could not end up in Lex's hands because of the harm that he could inflict on others, and having once had Clark's powers, she saw the potential to enhance her own abilities to help people even more than she normally would be able to. It’s true that she could have simply destroyed the technology, but maybe she didn’t want something that could be used to help so many people to be wasted. Knowing the dangers inherent in testing the suit, she probably did not want anyone else to risk their lives testing it, so she volunteered.

Also, Lana stated that initially she felt like she and Clark could not be together because she did not want to be a distraction in his life and hold him back in any way from fulfilling his destiny. She knows how much Clark worries about her and tries to always protect her, and I think she was trying to free him from that burden so that he could be the hero without always worrying about her.

Last season, Lana told Clark that no matter how close they were that she always felt like there was a part of him that she could never get close to. After having his powers for a short time, she felt closer to him after experiencing what he goes through. Because she still loves him, she probably also wanted to take a chance on the Prometheus suit so that she could share his life and experience that type of intimacy that would not be possible without the suit. We can debate whether or not it was necessary for her to take such a drastic step, but I don't think she is a bad person for wanting to be with and share a life with the one she loves.

Given all that Lana has been through in the last few seaons, I am sure that she is tired of being victimized, kidnapped, etc. Having the suit would really help in that regard, but I don't think that was her main reason for trying to use the technology. I don’t think she wanted power because she was power hungry. I think they tried to make it clear in the episode that she was trying to keep the technology out of the hands of a madman, that she desires to do good and that she simply wants to find a way to be with and help the man she loves.

One of the problems with Smallville is that the dialogue for the characters is not always consistent from week to week, and so the viewers often have trouble determining the true feelings and motivations of the characters. In Lana’s case it seems that viewers that don't like her and don't want her to be with Clark view everything that she does in the worst possible light, and those that do like her character tend to view things in the best possible light. I didn't think it was necessary for the writers to give her powers, but I also don't mind that they did and don't think that her using the technology to help people makes her a bad, power hungry person.




Thoughts on Requiem


I have always viewed Smallville as its own entity separate from the comics. I don’t think that the show’s creators ever intended to follow a specific set of comics but wanted to tell a new story about Clark Kent’s years in Smallville. They were given some constraints by DC Comics, but within those constraints they had considerable freedom to tell their story. In their version, Clark Kent loves Lana Lang and Lana loves Clark, so I am not surprised that they ended the story in this way. Having said that, I do not feel that this fact disrespects the “mythos” or his future relationship with Lois.

Unfortunately for the fans, this show has gone on much longer than it probably should have, and they brought in Lois Lane much earlier than they should have which has really split the fandom and done a disservice at times to Clark, Lana and Lois. I wish that more fans would try to put themselves in the shoes of the characters and try to give them the benefit of the doubt and look for the best in them. I would think that Clark fans would be happy that he does indeed bring out the best in people as Irma said in Legion. He helped Lana come back from a place of hurt and revenge to a place where she wants to put all that behind her and work by his side to help others. From the beginning of the show, we have seen that Lana has a desire to help others, and Clark helped her to refocus her life on that goal. Given that he couldn't save his friend Lex from going down a dark path, it is a good thing that he was able to help the one that he loves. I guess Lana just can't win. When her character took a darker turn, people complained, and now that she has turned her life around and decided to use the suit to help people (and keep it out of the hands of someone evil like Lex), a lot of people still are not happy.

It seems that when it comes to Lana and Lois, many fans (on both sides) want their character elevated at the expense of the other. From reading a lot of the posts about Requiem, it seems that in the minds of some fans that they want TPTB to diminish the love between Clark and Lana as just a crush or some type of infatuation, and they want Lana to be a dark, selfish character so that Lois will be clearly seen as the superior one who is Clark's true soulmate. In the same way, some Clana fans want Lois portrayed in a negative light so that Lana will shine and that Lois will be seen as sloppy seconds. Both play an important part in Clark's life, and it seems like the fans would want both Lana and Lois to be portrayed in a favorable light. Just because Clark loves Lana now does mean that he cannot truly love Lois in the future, and just because he loves Lois in the future does not mean that he does not truly love Lana now.

[tibbit78]

I'm new to these forums and I haven't really been bothered to read all the threads and posts, so forgive me if this has been asked but...

couldn't lana have just like, knocked over the bombs or thrown them into the sky or something :/ instead of going through the whole absorbing thing - would have saved a lot
of hassle lol




Welcome to Kryptonsite, Choongi. Welcome, Kjedi. Welcome, Jeffrey13.


What happened to Cedric? I hope he's all right.


:eek:

[Nefertiti]

Welcome, Nefertiti! Love your name!

No closure for Clana, yes. Clois will (almost certainly) never truly happen in SV but it will in this fan's heart. We might just get to see some of Clark chasing Lois, though...

Superman is more than just Lex Luthor so that part I don't mind, but he isn't really dead, after all, that was just a copy, yes? Yes!

Clark WILL become Superman because limiting Lana is gone. But I don't think Rachel's cape will be his, just a suggestion along with Oliver's for his costume.

Clois will exist for me in fanfiction (im that much of a nerd)

Yeah I should've added that just because someone's DNA is at the site of their apparent death, it doesn't mean they're dead. I do understand that. He isn't dead, its probably a clone like that clone he had of Lana's back in the day when she 'died'.

Idk why, but Superman has always meant Lex Luthor is in the shadows to me. Like the Joker with Batman

Honestly, I don't know about Clark becoming Superman is this series. Maybe they'll make a new one called Metropolis and only feature Jimmy, Lois and Clark with introduce Perry and some others. I'd tune in.

[tibbit78]

I'm guessing he's watched it so much now he's become delirious and is seeing Lana everywhere. In which case he's locked himself in a cabinet to get away from her.





:lol: Poor, poor, Cedric. :rotfl:

----- Added 1 Minutes later -----


He's probably well into his third bottle of bourbon by now.





:lol: :rotfl:

[Pantalaimon]

Nicely put jlbtjb316.

I still have a problem with Lana having these powers, but not with her motivations for wanting them. I think it makes a lot of sense that she wants to be a victim no longer.

I also don't think they cheapened Clois. If anything they cheapened Clana through the Clois early this season. I don't have a problem with that either, because Clois is just a lot more fun to watch and it is clear that Lois and Clark must eventually end up together, but not in Smallville. And the producers owed Clana this final arc to give the previous seasons the respect it deserves.

Clois has been gradually developing since season 4 and hopefully it will continue to do so. Hopefully we'll get a season 9. Then they won't have to rush it as much as early season 8 (no matter how much fun that was), although judging from all the fan response the damage has already been done.

[Fallen One]

Wednesday Night.

Clark: Oh, gather around peeps. Gather around. I guess it's official. Tommorrow Lana will finished, forever.

Jimmy: You mean it, C.K.? No foolies?

Clark: No foolies.

Lois: For real and for true?

Clark: For real and for true.

Davis: I'm so happy that I don't know whether to cry or stuff a body in a dumpster.

Clark: Oh, Little Orphan experiment. You can do both. You'll always be able to do both. Why? Because I love you. I love all you. In fact, I have a meteor rock for each of you. I decided to give it to you on this night. It symbolizes my love for each and every one of you.

Tess: Clark, are you gonna sing?

Clark: Yes I am Tess and stop doing that to Lex's picture. That's glass, not your boyfriend.

Clark clears his throat and begins to sing a song to the tune of "Tomorrow" from Little Orphan Annie. A huge band rises from the ground and we go into full scale musical mode.

Clark: Lana will be gone..

Tomorrow

Bet your last green-k dollar that...

Tomorrow

She'll be done!

Davis: Just dreamin' about

Tomorrow

Carvin' up Jimmy Olsen's ass

Like Zorro...

'Til I'm done!

Lois: When I'm feeling delirious,

And curious,

About the Blur,

Chloe: I just pretend her apartment's mine,

And hold,

And say.

Lois: Non-reporter things...

Akward silence

All: Ohhhhhh Clana'll be done

Tomorrow

Really?

Tomorrow!

Not Joking?

Tommorrow!

Clark: I forgot the words

Tomorrow!

Season Eight arcs: I'll pick back up where I left off!

Tomorrow!

Lois: I'll be back!

All: Tomorrow!

Lana: But guys, I missed Lois too.

Cedric: (walking into the room) Shut your goddamn mouth and go home. (walks out of the room.)

Lana: No problem. G'Night everyone. Happy celebrating.

Clark: Sorry for the interruptions here. Take us home, Jimmy.

Jimmy: I'll be suddenly healed!

Tomorrow!

Chloe: I'll pretend to care that he is!

Tommorrow!

Lois: I'll have a job again!

Tomorrow!

All: Tomorrow!

Daily Planet: I'll exist again!

Tommorrow..

When she's gone!

Cloisers: (running into the room and singing) Ohhhhhhh Tomorrow!

Tomorrow!

We love ya!

Tommorrow!

All: You're only a dayyyyyy, aaaaaaaa wayyyyyyyyy!!

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Its Saturday and I'm pissed. That means there was a new episode of Smallville on Thursday. Fortunately, it was the last episode that I'll ever see of Lana Lang. Lets just get it over it, this review isn't going to write itself.

Previously ON: Smallville went to hell.

I know there wasn't a previously on, so hush up. Anyways, we open to the tune of a music box and a shot of a middle aged weirdo wearing sunglasses, at night, indoors as he paints the globe on a toy model Daily Planet. He goes on about how simpler it was as a child, evening admitting that toys were his best friends. Yep, he's a virgin. He turns to this creepy ventriloquist doll and continues his speech.

"Toys are powerful things, you know." - Toyman, 7:00PM. Ha! Thats what she said.

He turns back to his model Daily Planet, picks it up, and clicks a button. The globe starts spinning as he laughs at his craftsmanship. Dude you're sick, see a therapist.

Luthorcorp. Did I really just type that? After 14 episodes they finally give us our first look at Luthorcorp in season 8. There's even photos of Lex and Lionel on the wall. Who would have guessed? There's a meeting of the board with one lady raving about how sucky Tess is. She points to Tess' recent idiot activity such as: being devoted to Lana and losing the prototype of the Prometheus suit, as evidence that she's gone off the rocker and needs to booted off the Luthor island asap. When she calls for a vote of no-confidence everyone in the room raises their hands in agreement including me and my dog. So does Oliver, who waltzes in to tell them that ginormouses change is a' coming. You see, ole Oliver purchased controlling interest in Luthorcorp. Welllll that just makes everyone in the room give their bitter beer face as Ollie lectures them on their evil evilness. As the same lady jumps up to defend the legacy of Luthorcorp Oliver notices that a suspicious toy has begun swaying back and forth, then suddenly stops. He yells for everyone to get down but the room explodes before they react. Ohh its just terrible! Chairs fall out of the building, ablazed. But not to worry, they are evil chairs.

Opening Credits. I think the words of this song were specifically written for Lois and Jimmy.

Welcome to Burger King, the home of Whopper. May I take your order?

Give me Clana.

Listen numbnuts, this is the LAST TIME I'm telling you. We don't sell garbage.

Kent Farm. There's a rumbling in Clark's room and its not just the dump truck. A crack (pipe) is heard and Clana lays on his broken bed, with Lana giggling like a schoolgirl over it. Thats funny. Thats real funny, Lana. Isn't that just funny everyone? What is this, Smallville for dummies?? Anyway, still giggling, she picks up the sheet and throws it over her head, Clark follows suit and goes back under the covers. And they lay there, staring and talking about different places they can go and the things they can do with their powers. I'm not making this up, people; I'm not dumb enough. Lana quickly changes into clothes and says that the thing she really wants to do is <STRIKE>ruin Cedric's life</STRIKE> help Clark patrol Metropolis. Clark looks at her like she just told him she sat on Shelby, then tells her its a bad idea. Nonsense, Clark. Every citizen wants a lunatic on a power-trip patrolling the streets. Of course she convinces him that she can do it, because to deny Lana Lang something is unheard of. Especially now that she has super strength and super speed. He gives a stupid speech about wanting misery and Chloe knocks at the door to break up the kiss. She has urgent news about Jimmy's recovery. Ha ha ha, thats a good one. What she really has news about is the Luthorcorp bombing.

Metropolis General. Oliver lays in bed when the Ambiguously Lame Duo speeds in. After small talk, he's asked if he has an idea about who blew up the room. He gives a curious 'no' and deflects it on an angry <STRIKE>fan</STRIKE> stock holder. After he reveals that he's the new chairman of Luthorcorp, Inspector Hatchet speculates that Lex is behind the blast. Clark does what he does best when Lana is around- nods and approve. Oliver theorizes that if Lex would be after anyone it would be Lana, not him. Asked if he remember anything before the blast, Oliver gives another suspicious 'no'. Thats enough for Clark, but not for the Pink who gives him her secrets face. Ugh. They could have saved money by using a Clark bobble head doll in this scene. Thats basically what they are doing to him anyways.

Luthorcorp. Maybe I'm being paranoid, but I think they 'blew up' Luthorcorp just so they would have an excuse not to ever show again this season. Pinkman and the boy blunder comes in to inspect the damage. Clark stops in his tracks around krpytonite and points it out. Lady Death rips open the box and takes out a kryptonite chip used in the explosive. Did these two stop to think about this being evidence that detectives may want to use later? Of course not. Lana moves her hand near the kryptonite chip and you've GOT to be kidding me. The Kryptonite just vanished into her skin. Can we have ONE thing on this damn show that doesn't vanish around Lana!? There a Queen's Industries logo on the chip and Lana assumes that Ollie knows more than he's letting on. Then she tells Clark that Oliver was in Cuba to kill Lex and that he has an agenda. I think I've lost feeling in my right arm. She tells Clark to giver Oliver a chance to explain but Clark wants them to solve the case on their own. UGH.

Toys-R-Evil. Toyman is talking to that ventriloquist doll again, telling it that the explosion didn't go down as planned because Tess wasn't at Luthorcorp and Ollie survived the explosion. As he promises his doll that he will take care of them too, we go inside the eye of the doll to reveal Lex watching and listening. He looks a handicapped Pirate. This cannot be good at all. Toyman turns away from the dolly Lex and says that the next move is ready. Then with a click of X-box controller he sets the miniature Daily Planet on fire, laughing like an idiot. Is this a subliminal message from the producers? Thats what they've basically done the last four weeks.

Commercial Break. Subway is good, so you don't always have to be. Their motto used to be "eat fresh." Now it's not. For some reason, that really worries me.

Dearest Oliver,

Hi. I miss you. I love you. Please. This time apart means nothing. You need me more than the old thing. Please. Come back to me.

Love,

Your shirt.

PS: Morals and Leather Pants wanted me to ask you to call them.

Metropolis General. Oliver flirts it up with Sarah Michelle Geller's sister before Chloe shows up. Does anyone notice that she ALWAYS shows up when someone else is trying to get some? Anyway, it turns out that Ollie called her over to look up info about Winslow. Because she has nothing better to do with her time like say, be with her bed stricken husband, she sits down to question Ollie about his past with Winslow. Ollie thinks that he's working for Lex but wants to keep that on the hush-hush. Seems Oliver wants to take care of Lex personally. When Chloe realizes his intentions she acts appalled and walks away saying she 'can't lie to Clark'. But she can lie to Jimmy for half a season. Anyways, Ollie plays the ole 'I'm protecting Clark' angle and she gives in. I'm really tired of the "I'm protecting Clark" line being used as an excuse by these characters to do whatever evil they want.

Ollie's Jet. Chloe is looking up Toyman on Wikipedia when Clark comes in. Chloe says she's just randomly checking files from the Luthorcorp merger but Clark thinks she's helping Oliver with a lead regarding the bombing. When asked why Chloe gets right down to the point. The big bad Lex knows Clark's secret and can kill him, so she's doing this for his own good. How sweet, in a sadistic kind of way. Clark balks at killing Lex and Chloe damn near loses her mind.

"Open your eyes Clark. Lex declared war on you years ago. He's known your secret for months. Why have you not done anything yet?" - THE Chloe Sullivan, 7:31 PM.

Clark tells her that he could have killed her when she was Chloiac but he refused. This seems to calm her down and she gives him the info she's gathered about Winslow and tells Clark that he's the bomber. Clark says he'll be careful and walks away, but Chloe shakes her head as if she still doesn't understand why he won't just kill Lex and be done with it.

At the hospital, someone went a little nuts with the party balloons. Its the 4th Blues Brother. And he wants to know Ollie's room number. Dun dun dunnnnn.

Commercial Break. No joke. I think I just saw a commercial with Mr. T. singing in a choir. What. The. Hell.

I love how condescending you are, even when I’m complimenting you.

Clark, that doesn't make any sense.

Oooh Baby! Tell me more!

Kent Farm. She that wasn't, isn't, and will never be is sitting in the kitchen holding that glass necklace. Clark comes in and its one big mush fest. She doesn't know why he kept it, he doesn't know why he should ever throw it away, I don't know why I skipped out on a romantic dinner for two at Arby's for this junk. Its just one big WHY all around. He hooks her stupid necklace around her neck and tells her that nothing will ever get in the way of their happiness, except LOGIC. She tells him that her doctor told her that it was her suit that absorbed the kryptonite in that bomb chip from earlier. Ohh, so she takes Kryptonite and balls. What a woman. Clark wants to focus on catching Winslow and gives up the info Chloe gave him. Exposition, exposition, must stop evil Lex. The end.

Metropolis General. Do you guys think that Justin Hartley cries at night if he doesn't get a shirtless scene? Anyways, he wakes up in bed handcuffed. Ahhhh, that takes me back. Then its revealed that Elwood Blues is behind the handcuffing and suddenly all the good thoughts in my head became terrible ones. Oliver wants to be uncuffed but nah-uh! Thats askin too much. He sees the balloons and sharp objects and reasons that the guy missed the children's ward upstairs. What the hell??? Anyways, he calls the guy a clown which gets him to turn around in anger. Scott starts bragging about his evil genius vendetta, buying Oliver time to pick one of his handcuffs. Winslow brags about working for Lex, some words are exchanged and finally he gets to the point. If the toy monkey clangs his cymbals together 53 times a bomb will kill Oliver. Yeah.. um.. whatever you say. If you think this sounds INSANE, check this out. This little monkey goes to town with his cymbals. He's clanging them together at like 100 clangs per minute. And Winslow decides to stand there and taunt Oliver while all of this is happening instead of hauling ass to the nearest exit. After like the 40th clang, Oliver successfully uncuffs one of his arms and grabs Winslow in a headlock and forces him to uncuff the other arm. When both arms are free, he throws what looks like a ball point pen at this toy monkey, killing it or whatever. This, after the thing must have clanged 80 times. Oliver then grabs Winslow's hand and threatens to break his fingers unless he gives up Lex's location.

Toys-R-Unnecessary. Oh look, its Team Angst. You know, if I squint hard enough, its like I'm in hell. We get a better view of Winslow's home and this place is toy heaven. Lana spots dolly Lex moving his head and thinks there's a camera inside of it. It has to be the big evil Lex whose watching them, she says to a Clark who suddenly can't come to that conclusion on his own. Then she tosses the poor motionless thing in the garbage, just like she's done to Clark's season 8 progress. Anyway, Clark uncovers a miniature Metropolis with a burnt Daily Planet. Again I ask, is this a message?

Back at the hospital, that cute nurse finds Winslow in Oliver's bed. Its not like that people. He's handcuffed and his mouth is taped, but Oliver is nowhere to be seen. She uncuffs the poor innocent Toyfreak and here comes Chloe out of nowhere to warn the nurse that she's uncuffing a villain. Winslow pushes a button and the balloons he had in the room explodes, releasing gas. The nurse and Chloe feint, and Wislow gets away... Scott free! OK OK, that was lame, I know. Shut up.

Commercial Break. Timmy, I think it's time you knew the truth. Your daddy isn't on vacation. He's not coming back. I'm afraid…oh God. He's in the Auto Zone. He got in the Zone. The Auto Zone. Oh, Timmy. It'll be OK. There. There.

Ugh, Isis. Clark calls Lana to let her know he picked up Chloe from the hospital and that the Toyman got away. Oh shut up Clark. Chloe thinks he should be out looking for the bomb, but he tells her that Lana is searching for the bomb at the Daily Planet while he wants to find Lex. WHY is she even there. She doesn't even belong there. She doesn't deserve to be there. WHY don't she go twitch her ass somewhere else. **breaks out of trance** Whew. Ha ha sorry peeps, lost my head there for moment. I'm better now. ::clears throat:: Anyway, Chloe says she found Lex in her nerdish way. Only thing is Lex's IP address keeps changing locations. She hacked into Oliver satelite and found a way for Clark to track Lex that way. What kind of TEAM is this? This is no Justice League, this isn't even close. No one trusts anybody, and each of them would turn on each other in a moment's notice. Anyway, Clark is told he has 10 minutes before the signal disappears.

Daily Planet. Clark checks up on the Pink Wonder. She says she's searched every "room" but hasn't found the bomb. Well well, isn't that something. I think TW wrote that line while the usual writers wrote everything else in the episode. Clark tells her to step aside (not really) and let him work his mojo. Using his super hearing he hears the bomb on the roof. God, no, not again. On the roof Clark walks toward the bomb but its made of a gajallion Kryptonite. Suddenly Darth Vader's voice is heard and....

I have no words...

"Clark Kent and Lana Lang, welcome to your destiny. You destroyed me in everyway, so now I'm going to take away what matters most to you. Do you know what people remember about the greatest star crossed romances? Not how the lovers met, but the way the relationship tragically ended." - Straight out of the Holy Lana, Chapter 1 verse 1. 7:45 PM.

This phony Lex then tells Clark to make a choice. Save the city or sacrifice Lana forever. Clark makes the choice and tells Lana she has to do it, and she walks up to the bomb and starts absorbing the Kryptonite within it while Clark stands there looking ridiculous. This walking disaster then rises into the air like the Phoenix, while green energy surrounds her as she sucks the life out of this show and my optimism.

After she flops to the ground, Clark tries to come near her but she's one giant kryptonite. In anger he speeds off to look for Lex. He finds a his location and its just a random truck. He says that this is the last time Lex will ever hurt anyone and starts walking toward it. Thats right folks, everything he's said this season about not killing is OK when its about other people. But when you harm his Lana you must die. This show is so damn disgusting sometimes. No wonder when people ask me if I watch it I fake an asthma attack. Lana shows up and she talks him down from killing Lex with fake tears in her eyes.

"I promise you, I will help you to punish Lex. But if you kill him, you will lose so much more than just us being together. Clark, you will lose yourself." - TOO late. And SHUT UP you fake-ass hero, 7:46 PM

A few seconds later that truck explodes behind them anyways. Totally symbolic of this episode and this arc's effect on Season 8.

Commercial break. Breathe. Drink. Breathe. Drink. Breathe, dammit breathe. She's gone forever after this, remember. Tommorrow. Remember Tommorrow.

Isis. Chloe somehow hacked into Metropolis General's surveillance footage and saw Oliver leaving the room after he handcuffed Toyguy, noticing that he has that toy monkey in his hand too. Oliver sneaks up behind her and says that Lex deserved to die. She snarks that Oliver did a good job and says that the authorities identified remains that were I.D.'d as Lex's. Oliver asks what does Clark think and she tells him that he thinks whatever Lana tells him to think. Orrr that he thinks Winslow turned on Lex. Same thing. Anyway, Oliver acts like he believes that Winslow did it, and Chloe asks if he's really going to let Winslow take the blame for the murder. Oliver basically says "Hell yeah." Chloe is beside herself and thinks its murder while Ollie thinks its justice. He scoffs at her attitude and tells her to stop acting so innocent. He brings up the final scene of Identity and says that he saw some interesting video footage himself. Chloe blames the murder of Sebastian on Brainiac but Oliver tells her that Brainiac wouldn't kill to protect Clark. Now that her hypocrisy is out, Chloe stands there speechless. On equal footing now, Oliver asks how does she feel about Lex being gone now. She has to admit that she's relieved. He asks her not to tell Clark that he killed Lex because he'll need his friends now that Lex took away his precious. Good job by JH and AM.

We then go into a big slow-motion montage with a sad song. A teary-eyed Clark is at the scene of the truck explosion. He picks up a handful of Lex's dust, stares at it heartbroken, then lets it fall out of his hand. Oliver is at the scene of the Luthercorp explosion staring at a broken picture of Lex. He looks at a ring he must have found, its Lex's trademark green-K ring. At the Talon the skunk hugs Chloe goodbye. Then Clark walks up the stairs of his loft as the song finishes.

Ring

Lana: Hello?

Unknown Caller: (Heavy Breathing)

Lana: Al, you have to let me go. This is childish.

Gough: ....

Click

Sad piano music starts. Clark sees the pretty whittle princess up in the loft. He asks if the docs can do anything and she says no. YES!! Clark still wants to look for a cure but she tells him there's nothing he can do, that its irreversible. YES!! She tells him she will also love him and that she knows what she needs to do with her life now. Life is so beautiful and precious and to be able to protect it is an amazing gift, as Clark well knows. That they made their choice on the roof and wouldn't change it. Clark tells her that she doesn't have to leave, that he wants her in his life even if they are just friends. But Lana says she's not strong enough to be around him and just be friends. YES!! She starts crying, YES!! and Clark starts walking toward her like Herman Munster, fighting through the effects of the Kryptonite coming from her body. She backs off and cries harder but he manages to make it to her and give her one last kiss. You could see the Kryptonite zipping through his facial veins as she kisses him, making him look like Bizarro. Come on now that HAD to be a message! Breaking the kiss, he falls to his knees and she runs off crying. She turns at the stairs and brings up their graveyard convo in the Pilot to tell him that he was right and that she will never be alone and neither will he. That she loves him and will always be with him. WHO CARES, JUST GO ALREADY. He's out of breath and she turns to leave in s-l-o-w-m-o-t-i-o-n. After she speeds off he barely is able to say that he loves her, then falls back exasperated.

I start to tear up. Its over. Its finally over! 7 seasons and 5 episodes worth of Pink is finally over. Its over! Its OVER PEOPLE! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All in all: Another bad episode, albeit not as bad as last week. It was a fitting hurrah for the worst character I've ever seen in Television. Please let the doorknob hit you, Lana.

I don't even know what to say about Clark anymore. These writers butchered him. Just butchered him these last 2 episodes, plus the final scene of Bulletproof. His desire to kill Lex is the second time he's wanted to do so, the first being at the end of Phantom. Both times, because he thought Lex hurt Lana. You cannot have one set of morales for one person and another for everyone else. I felt no pity for him during the final scene. Stand the hell up like a man and accept that its over with some dignity. He's NOT ready Lois, emotionally. Not after this nonsense.

Lana is a joke and her departure was handled like a joke. I bet the writers thought this was tragic or something, but its was completely stupid. A couple being forced apart because Kryptonite infected one of their bodies is the kind of storyline you find on a bad porn movie. Complete garbage all around. I'm not going to say that KK and TW didn't do a good job in that last scene. Rewatching it a couple of times- I think they acted the hell out of it. And I'm sure there was real sadness there. But.. seriously.. seriously.. kryptonite forces them apart? Get the hell off my TV, PLEASE.

The Toyman/Oliver/Chloe B storyline was the the most interesting part of this episode and one of the only redeeming things it. They did a good job with Toyman and left the door open for more. Too bad they wasted him on an episode like this. The Ollie/Chloe morality angle is interesting. I'm glad they brought up what Chloe did in Identity and its good to have confirmation that she did it. So now she and Oliver both have something on each other. Oliver having a green-K ring is very good move. I'm looking forward to seeing how this storyline plays out between they and Clark.

The fake Lex stuff was a slap to MR's face. Like Clark, they dragged him through dirt, spit, and fire just to make Lana look important and heroic. Utter complete garbage. FAIL, you idiot writers. Stop bringing Lex up if all you are going to do is spit on him. Just stop mentioning him at all if this is your idea of "keeping his name going". And that line before the bomb, about Clana being one of the greatest star-crossed lovers? You can suck an egg, writers.

The montage at the end was good, the acting in the final Clana scene was good, the Toyman/Oliver/Chloe stuff was good. Every other Clana scene, every Lex scene, and the contrived childish ending to Clana was horrific. Awful.

These last two episodes of Lana's arc has been atrocious. Its like the writers said: Hey! Let's find out what the fans want and then give them 0% of that.

I'm giving this a 5 out of 10. Second worst of the season. If I wanted to be kicked in the balls I would have went over to Mistress Rita. At least she pours you a glass of Sea Breeze first. Or so I hear.

Infamous can't get here soon enough.

[Tompouce]

I have a little (but true joke), I put it there so I think many people who don't like Lana arc will appreciate. I have read my TV guide and I have discovered that yesterday evening there was a movie called "requiem" which was about "a girl mentally disturbed". This is not a great coincidence ? :lol:

[tibbit78]

Oh, Cedric, I just love these 3 parts you had written in your review:


"Toys are powerful things, you know"- Toyman, 7:00PM. Ha! Thats what she said.



:lol: It's my favorite saying of yours, Cedric. :lol:


(And I also love this part by Cedric):


And: Previously ON: Smallville went to hell.

I know there wasn't a previously on, so hush up.


(I just love your comedic writing, Cedric).


(And finally, also worded by Cedric):


Cedric: "That was lame, I know. Shut up." :lol:


Cedric, your review is superb:

[Wicked Lois]

I feel violated now.

----- Added 2 Minutes later -----


Infamous can't get here soon enough.

I agree, Ceddy.
The opening was AMAZING.

[e-µ-i]

I voted 8.
The episode itself is ok, but I just wanna puke when I think that CK and Lois were a milisecond apart from kissing each other, and now he simply forgot all about her.
Now I realize why some people love Lois and Erica so much...
And hey ! - Lana no more :)
Btw, having Lex without Rosenbaum is just...wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong. Wrong.

[Fallen One]

Thanks Joanne! That quote was just too easy to pass up. My comedic writing style.. yeahhh I was just.. joking with all that stuff..

Thats my story and I'm sticking to it.

It'll be OK Clara. Maybe there will be some scientific breakthrough between now and Infamous that could wipe our minds of these last 2 episodes. UGH. Thanks about the intro!

[MetropolisGirl4SV]

Cedric, I just read your review;)....I've been dazzed for days literally about what they have done on this show, seriously it pathetic...

Anyways top notch review, loved it!!!! I have to stop eating when reading them or I'll seriously choke. I agree with everything you said and am crying because I think I finally have come to terms with it all...Lana, Clana, Blahna whatever you want to call her is finally gone or is she? Ok just kidding with you she's gone!!!

Can't wait for Lois in Infamous, I hope she slaps Clark back into reality! Great review once again!:D

[TracyLee]

I definitely agree, i've been saying the same lol especially about the roof scene, i gues we saw the same

I agree w both of you. Especially the part where we all know who Clark/Superman ends up with. We all have defining relationships that add to who we become. In the story line of Superman/Clark Kent- Lana is his. So I have never understood why everyone is so down on her. Kristin has grown tremendously as and actress, as has Tom. KK has taken Lana as far as she can, and it ends. The writers had to bring her back to bring the closure that CK needed.

Their acting "faces" were superb. In their final goodbye, they both looked so pained, so hurt, yet in a way, so noble. The eyes of CK and LL said it all. Now they will move on the destinies, as will the actors who fill their skins. I hope TW and KK are truly friends off the set, they look like they could be.

[tibbit78]

That's what I like about you, Fallen One/Cedric, I love your smooth-talking, and your sense of humor whether you're just talking or writing a Smallville review (Requiem).

I've fallen in love with your words.


:lol:



I think Cedric, you would make an excellent salesman. You certainly know how to sell yourself, and you know how to make everyone love you.

[MetropolisGirl4SV]

That's what I like about you, Fallen One/Cedric, I love your smooth-talking, and your sense of humor whether you're just talking or writing a Smallville review (Requiem).

I've fallen in love with your words.


:lol:



I think Cedric, you would make an excellent salesman. You certainly know how to sell yourself, and you know how to make everyone love you.

I second this notion!;)

[NoSupeForYou]

That was entertaining, Cedric. Thank You.

By the way. I've decided that the only way I can continue watching Smallville is if I consider Requiem the finale of Lanaville and Infamous the pilot episode of Smallville.

[Mickey_Bickey]

Wednesday Night.

Clark: Oh, gather around peeps. Gather around. I guess it's official. Tommorrow Lana will finished, forever.

Jimmy: You mean it, C.K.? No foolies?

Clark: No foolies.

Lois: For real and for true?

Clark: For real and for true.

Davis: I'm so happy that I don't know whether to cry or stuff a body in a dumpster.

Clark: Oh, Little Orphan experiment. You can do both. You'll always be able to do both. Why? Because I love you. I love all you. In fact, I have a meteor rock for each of you. I decided to give it to you on this night. It symbolizes my love for each and every one of you.

Tess: Clark, are you gonna sing?

Clark: Yes I am Tess and stop doing that to Lex's picture. That's glass, not your boyfriend.

Clark clears his throat and begins to sing a song to the tune of "Tomorrow" from Little Orphan Annie. A huge band rises from the ground and we go into full scale musical mode.

Clark: Lana will be gone..

Tomorrow

Bet your last green-k dollar that...

Tomorrow

She'll be done!

Davis: Just dreamin' about

Tomorrow

Carvin' up Jimmy Olsen's ass

Like Zorro...

'Til I'm done!

Lois: When I'm feeling delirious,

And curious,

About the Blur,

Chloe: I just pretend her apartment's mine,

And hold,

And say.

Lois: Non-reporter things...

Akward silence

All: Ohhhhhh Clana'll be done

Tomorrow

Really?

Tomorrow!

Not Joking?

Tommorrow!

Clark: I forgot the words

Tomorrow!

Season Eight arcs: I'll pick back up where I left off!

Tomorrow!

Lois: I'll be back!

All: Tomorrow!

Lana: Sincerely, I missed Lois too

Cedric: (walking into the room) Shut your goddamn mouth and go home. (walks out of the room.)

Lana: No problem. G'Night everyone. Happy celebrating.

Clark: Sorry for the interruptions here. Take us home, Jimmy.

Jimmy: I'll be suddenly healed!

Tomorrow!

Chloe: I'll pretend to care that he is!

Tommorrow!

Lois: I'll have a job again!

Tomorrow!

All: Tomorrow!

Daily Planet: I'll exist again!

Tommorrow..

After she's gone!

Cloisers: (running into the room and singing) Ohhhhhhh Tomorrow!

Tomorrow!

We love ya!

Tommorrow!

All: You're only a dayyyyyy, aaaaaaaa wayyyyyyyyy!!

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Its Saturday and I'm pissed. That means there was a new episode of Smallville on Thursday. Fortunately, it was the last episode that I'll ever see of Lana Lang. Lets just get it over it, this review isn't going to write itself.

Previously ON: Smallville went to hell.

I know there wasn't a previously on, so hush up. Anyways, we open to the tune of a music box and a shot of a middle aged weirdo wearing sunglasses, at night, indoors as he paints the globe on a toy model Daily Planet. He goes on about how simpler it was as a child, evening admitting that toys were his best friends. Yep, he's a virgin. He turns to this creepy ventriloquist doll and continues his speech.

"Toys are powerful things, you know." - Toyman, 7:00PM. Ha! Thats what she said.

He turns back to his model Daily Planet, picks it up, and clicks a button. The globe starts spinning as he laughs at his craftsmanship. Dude you're sick, see a therapist.

Luthorcorp. Did I really just type that? After 14 episodes they finally give us our first look at Luthorcorp in season 8. There's even photos of Lex and Lionel on the wall. Who would have guessed? There's a meeting of the board with one lady raving about how sucky Tess is. She points to Tess' recent idiot activity such as: being devoted to Lana and losing the prototype of the Prometheus suit, as evidence that she's gone off the rocker and needs to booted off the Luthor island asap. When she calls for a vote of no-confidence everyone in the room raises their hands in agreement including me and my dog. So does Oliver, who waltzes in to tell them that ginormouses change is a' coming. You see, ole Oliver purchased controlling interest in Luthorcorp. Welllll that just makes everyone in the room give their bitter beer face as Ollie lectures them on their evil evilness. As the same lady jumps up to defend the legacy of Luthorcorp Oliver notices that a suspicious toy has begun swaying back and forth, then suddenly stops. He yells for everyone to get down but the room explodes before they react. Ohh its just terrible! Chairs fall out of the building, ablazed. But not to worry, they are evil chairs.

Opening Credits. I think the words of this song were specifically written for Lois and Jimmy.

Welcome to Burger King, the home of Whopper. May I take your order?

Give me Clana.

Listen numbnuts, this is the LAST TIME I'm telling you. We don't sell garbage.

Kent Farm. There's a rumbling in Clark's room and its not just the dump truck. A crack (pipe) is heard and Clana lays on his broken bed, with Lana giggling like a schoolgirl over it. Thats funny. Thats real funny, Lana. Isn't that just funny everyone? What is this, Smallville for dummies?? Anyway, still giggling, she picks up the sheet and throws it over her head, Clark follows suit and goes back under the covers. And they lay there, staring and talking about different places they can go and the things they can do with their powers. I'm not making this up, people; I'm not dumb enough. Lana quickly changes into clothes and says that the thing she really wants to do is <STRIKE>ruin Cedric's life</STRIKE> help Clark patrol Metropolis. Clark looks at her like she just told him she sat on Shelby, then tells her its a bad idea. Nonsense, Clark. Every citizen wants a lunatic on a power-trip patrolling the streets. Of course she convinces him that she can do it, because to deny Lana Lang something is unheard of. Especially now that she has super strength and super speed. He gives a stupid speech about wanting misery and Chloe knocks at the door to break up the kiss. She has urgent news about Jimmy's recovery. Ha ha ha, thats a good one. What she really has news about is the Luthorcorp bombing.

Metropolis General. Oliver lays in bed when the Ambiguously Lame Duo speeds in. After small talk, he's asked if he has an idea about who blew up the room. He gives a curious 'no' and deflects it on an angry <STRIKE>fan</STRIKE> stock holder. After he reveals that he's the new chairman of Luthorcorp, Inspector Hatchet speculates that Lex is behind the blast. Clark does what he does best when Lana is around- nods and approve. Oliver theorizes that if Lex would be after anyone it would be Lana, not him. Asked if he remember anything before the blast, Oliver gives another suspicious 'no'. Thats enough for Clark, but not for the Pink who gives him her secrets face. Ugh. They could have saved money by using a Clark bobble head doll in this scene. Thats basically what they are doing to him anyways.

Luthorcorp. Maybe I'm being paranoid, but I think they 'blew up' Luthorcorp just so they would have an excuse not to ever show again this season. Pinkman and the boy blunder comes in to inspect the damage. Clark stops in his tracks around krpytonite and points it out. Lady Death rips open the box and takes out a kryptonite chip used in the explosive. Did these two stop to think about this being evidence that detectives may want to use later? Of course not. Lana moves her hand near the kryptonite chip and you've GOT to be kidding me. The Kryptonite just vanished into her skin. Can we have ONE thing on this damn show that doesn't vanish around Lana!? There a Queen's Industries logo on the chip and Lana assumes that Ollie knows more than he's letting on. Then she tells Clark that Oliver was in Cuba to kill Lex and that he has an agenda. I think I've lost feeling in my right arm. She tells Clark to giver Oliver a chance to explain but Clark wants them to solve the case on their own. UGH.

Toys-R-Evil. Toyman is talking to that ventriloquist doll again, telling it that the explosion didn't go down as planned because Tess wasn't at Luthorcorp and Ollie survived the explosion. As he promises his doll that he will take care of them too, we go inside the eye of the doll to reveal Lex watching and listening. He looks a handicapped Pirate. This cannot be good at all. Toyman turns away from the dolly Lex and says that the next move is ready. Then with a click of X-box controller he sets the miniature Daily Planet on fire, laughing like an idiot. Is this a subliminal message from the producers? Thats what they've basically done the last four weeks.

Commercial Break. Subway is good, so you don't always have to be. Their motto used to be "eat fresh." Now it's not. For some reason, that really worries me.

Dearest Oliver,

Hi. I miss you. I love you. Please. This time apart means nothing. You need me more than the old thing. Please. Come back to me.

Love,

Your shirt.

PS: Morals and Leather Pants wanted me to ask you to call them.

Metropolis General. Oliver flirts it up with Sarah Michelle Geller's sister before Chloe shows up. Does anyone notice that she ALWAYS shows up when someone else is trying to get some? Anyway, it turns out that Ollie called her over to look up info about Winslow. Because she has nothing better to do with her time like say, be with her bed stricken husband, she sits down to question Ollie about his past with Winslow. Ollie thinks that he's working for Lex but wants to keep that on the hush-hush. Seems Oliver wants to take care of Lex personally. When Chloe realizes his intentions she acts appalled and walks away saying she 'can't lie to Clark'. But she can lie to Jimmy for half a season. Anyways, Ollie plays the ole 'I'm protecting Clark' angle and she gives in. I'm really tired of the "I'm protecting Clark" line being used as an excuse by these characters to do whatever evil they want.

Ollie's Jet. Chloe is looking up Toyman on Wikipedia when Clark comes in. Chloe says she's just randomly checking files from the Luthorcorp merger but Clark thinks she's helping Oliver with a lead regarding the bombing. When asked why Chloe gets right down to the point. The big bad Lex knows Clark's secret and can kill him, so she's doing this for his own good. How sweet, in a sadistic kind of way. Clark balks at killing Lex and Chloe damn near loses her mind.

"Open your eyes Clark. Lex declared war on you years ago. He's known your secret for months. Why have you not done anything yet?" - THE Chloe Sullivan, 7:31 PM.

Clark tells her that he could have killed her when she was Chloiac but he refused. This seems to calm her down and she gives him the info she's gathered about Winslow and tells Clark that he's the bomber. Clark says he'll be careful and walks away, but Chloe shakes her head as if she still doesn't understand why he won't just kill Lex and be done with it.

At the hospital, someone went a little nuts with the party balloons. Its the 4th Blues Brother. And he wants to know Ollie's room number. Dun dun dunnnnn.

Commercial Break. No joke. I think I just saw a commercial with Mr. T. singing in a choir. What. The. Hell.

I love how condescending you are, even when I’m complimenting you.

Clark, that doesn't make any sense.

Oooh Baby! Tell me more!

Kent Farm. She that wasn't, isn't, and will never be is sitting in the kitchen holding that glass necklace. Clark comes in and its one big mush fest. She doesn't know why he kept it, he doesn't know why he should ever throw it away, I don't know why I skipped out on a romantic dinner for two at Arby's for this junk. Its just one big WHY all around. He hooks her stupid necklace around her neck and tells her that nothing will ever get in the way of their happiness, except LOGIC. She tells him that her doctor told her that it was her suit that absorbed the kryptonite in that bomb chip from earlier. Ohh, so she takes Kryptonite and balls. What a woman. Clark wants to focus on catching Winslow and gives up the info Chloe gave him. Exposition, exposition, must stop evil Lex. The end.

Metropolis General. Do you guys think that Justin Hartley cries at night if he doesn't get a shirtless scene? Anyways, he wakes up in bed handcuffed. Ahhhh, that takes me back. Then its revealed that Elwood Blues is behind the handcuffing and suddenly all the good thoughts in my head became terrible ones. Oliver wants to be uncuffed but nah-uh! Thats askin too much. He sees the balloons and sharp objects and reasons that the guy missed the children's ward upstairs. What the hell??? Anyways, he calls the guy a clown which gets him to turn around in anger. Scott starts bragging about his evil genius vendetta, buying Oliver time to pick one of his handcuffs. Winslow brags about working for Lex, some words are exchanged and finally he gets to the point. If the toy monkey clangs his cymbals together 53 times a bomb will kill Oliver. Yeah.. um.. whatever you say. If you think this sounds INSANE, check this out. This little monkey goes to town with his cymbals. He's clanging them together at like 100 clangs per minute. And Winslow decides to stand there and taunt Oliver while all of this is happening instead of hauling ass to the nearest exit. After like the 40th clang, Oliver successfully uncuffs one of his arms and grabs Winslow in a headlock and forces him to uncuff the other arm. When both arms are free, he throws what looks like a ball point pen at this toy monkey, killing it or whatever. This, after the thing must have clanged 80 times. Oliver then grabs Winslow's hand and threatens to break his fingers unless he gives up Lex's location.

Toys-R-Unnecessary. Oh look, its Team Angst. You know, if I squint hard enough, its like I'm in hell. We get a better view of Winslow's home and this place is toy heaven. Lana spots dolly Lex moving his head and thinks there's a camera inside of it. It has to be the big evil Lex whose watching them, she says to a Clark who suddenly can't come to that conclusion on his own. Then she tosses the poor motionless thing in the garbage, just like she's done to Clark's season 8 progress. Anyway, Clark uncovers a miniature Metropolis with a burnt Daily Planet. Again I ask, is this a message?

Back at the hospital, that cute nurse finds Winslow in Oliver's bed. Its not like that people. He's handcuffed and his mouth is taped, but Oliver is nowhere to be seen. She uncuffs the poor innocent Toyfreak and here comes Chloe out of nowhere to warn the nurse that she's uncuffing a villain. Winslow pushes a button and the balloons he had in the room explodes, releasing gas. The nurse and Chloe feint, and Wislow gets away... Scott free! OK OK, that was lame, I know. Shut up.

Commercial Break. Timmy, I think it's time you knew the truth. Your daddy isn't on vacation. He's not coming back. I'm afraid…oh God. He's in the Auto Zone. He got in the Zone. The Auto Zone. Oh, Timmy. It'll be OK. There. There.

Ugh, Isis. Clark calls Lana to let her know he picked up Chloe from the hospital and that the Toyman got away. Oh shut up Clark. Chloe thinks he should be out looking for the bomb, but he tells her that Lana is searching for the bomb at the Daily Planet while he wants to find Lex. WHY is she even there. She doesn't even belong there. She doesn't deserve to be there. WHY don't she go twitch her ass somewhere else. **breaks out of trance** Whew. Ha ha sorry peeps, lost my head there for moment. I'm better now. ::clears throat:: Anyway, Chloe says she found Lex in her nerdish way. Only thing is Lex's IP address keeps changing locations. She hacked into Oliver satelite and found a way for Clark to track Lex that way. What kind of TEAM is this? This is no Justice League, this isn't even close. No one trusts anybody, and each of them would turn on each other in a moment's notice. Anyway, Clark is told he has 10 minutes before the signal disappears.

Daily Planet. Clark checks up on the Pink Wonder. She says she's searched every "room" but hasn't found the bomb. Well well, isn't that something. I think TW wrote that line while the usual writers wrote everything else in the episode. Clark tells her to step aside (not really) and let him work his mojo. Using his super hearing he hears the bomb on the roof. God, no, not again. On the roof Clark walks toward the bomb but its made of a gajallion Kryptonite. Suddenly Darth Vader's voice is heard and....
I have no words...

"Clark Kent and Lana Lang, welcome to your destiny. You destroyed me in everyway, so now I'm going to take away what matters most to you. Do you know what people remember about the greatest star crossed romances? Not how the lovers met, but the way the relationship tragically ended." - Straight out of the Holy Lana, Chapter 1 verse 1. 7:45 PM.

This phony Lex then tells Clark to make a choice. Save the city or sacrifice Lana forever. Clark makes the choice and tells Lana she has to do it, and she walks up to the bomb and starts absorbing the Kryptonite within it while Clark stands there looking ridiculous. This walking disaster then rises into the air like the Phoenix, while green energy surrounds her as she sucks the life out of this show and my optimism.

After she flops to the ground, Clark tries to come near her but she's one giant kryptonite. In anger he speeds off to look for Lex. He finds a his location and its just a random truck. He says that this is the last time Lex will ever hurt anyone and starts walking toward it. Thats right folks, everything he's said this season about not killing is OK when its about other people. But when you harm his Lana you must die. This show is so damn disgusting sometimes. No wonder when people ask me if I watch it I fake an asthma attack. Lana shows up and she talks him down from killing Lex with fake tears in her eyes.

"I promise you, I will help you to punish Lex. But if you kill him, you will lose so much more than just us being together. Clark, you will lose yourself." - TOO late. And SHUT UP you fake-ass hero, 7:46 PM

A few seconds later that truck explodes behind them anyways. Totally symbolic of this episode and this arc's effect on Season 8.

Commercial break. Breathe. Drink. Breathe. Drink. Breathe, dammit breathe. She's gone forever after this, remember. Tommorrow. Remember Tommorrow.

Isis. Chloe somehow hacked into Metropolis General's surveillance footage and saw Oliver leaving the room after he handcuffed Toyguy, noticing that he has that toy monkey in his hand too. Oliver sneaks up behind her and says that Lex deserved to die. She snarks that Oliver did a good job and says that the authorities identified remains that were I.D.'d as Lex's. Oliver asks what does Clark think and she tells him that he thinks whatever Lana tells him to think. Orrr that he thinks Winslow turned on Lex. Same thing. Anyway, Oliver acts like he believes that Winslow did it, and Chloe asks if he's really going to let Winslow take the blame for the murder. Oliver basically says "Hell yeah." Chloe is beside herself and thinks its murder while Ollie thinks its justice. He scoffs at her attitude and tells her to stop acting so innocent. He brings up the final scene of Identity and says that he saw some interesting video footage himself. Chloe blames the murder of Sebastian on Brainiac but Oliver tells her that Brainiac wouldn't kill to protect Clark. Now that her hypocrisy is out, Chloe stands there speechless. On equal footing now, Oliver asks how does she feel about Lex being gone now. She has to admit that she's relieved. He asks her not to tell Clark that he killed Lex because he'll need his friends now that Lex took away his precious. Good job by JH and AM.

We then go into a big slow-motion montage with a sad song. A teary-eyed Clark is at the scene of the truck explosion. He picks up a handful of Lex's dust, stares at it heartbroken, then lets it fall out of his hand. Oliver is at the scene of the Luthercorp explosion staring at a broken picture of Lex. He looks at a ring he must have found, its Lex's trademark green-K ring. At the Talon the skunk hugs Chloe goodbye. Then Clark walks up the stairs of his loft as the song finishes.

Ring...

Lana: Hello?

Heavy Breathing..

Lana: Al, you have to let me go. This is childish.

....

Click

Sad piano music starts. Clark sees the pretty whittle princess up in the loft. He asks if the docs can do anything and she says no. YES!! Clark still wants to look for a cure but she tells him there's nothing he can do, that its irreversible. YES!! She tells him she will also love him and that she knows what she needs to do with her life now. Life is so beautiful and precious and to be able to protect it is an amazing gift, as Clark well knows. That they made their choice on the roof and wouldn't change it. Clark tells her that she doesn't have to leave, that he wants her in his life even if they are just friends. But Lana says she's not strong enough to be around him and just be friends. YES!! She starts crying, YES!! and Clark starts walking toward her like Herman Monster, fighting through the effects of the Kryptonite coming from her body. She backs off and cries harder but he manages to make it to her and give her one last kiss. You could see the Kryptonite zipping through his facial veins as she kisses him, making him look like Bizarro. Come on now that HAD to be a message! Breaking the kiss, he falls to his knees and she runs off crying. She turns at the stairs and brings up their graveyard convo in the Pilot to tell him that he was right and that she will never be alone and neither will he. That she loves him and will always be with him. WHO CARES, JUST GO ALREADY. He's out of breath and she turns to leave in s-l-o-w-m-o-t-i-o-n. After she speeds off he barely is able to say that he loves her, then falls back exasperated.

I start to tear up. Its over. Its finally over! 7 seasons and 5 episodes worth of Pink is finally over. Its over! Its OVER PEOPLE! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All in all: Another bad episode, albeit not as bad as last week. It was a fitting hurrah for the worst character I've ever seen in Television. Please let the doorknob hit you, Lana.

I don't even know what to say about Clark anymore. These writers butchered him. Just butchered him these last 2 episodes, plus the final scene of Bulletproof. His desire to kill Lex is the second time he's wanted to do so, the first being at the end of Phantom. Both times, because he thought Lex hurt Lana. You cannot have one set of morales for one person and another for everyone else. I felt no pity for him during the final scene. Stand the hell up like a man and accept that its over with some dignity. He's NOT ready Lois, emotionally. Not after this nonsense.

Lana is a joke and her departure was handled like a joke. I bet the writers thought this was tragic or something, but its was completely stupid. A couple being forced apart because Kryptonite infected one of their bodies is the kind of storyline you find on a bad porn movie. Complete garbage all around. I'm not going to say that KK and TW didn't do a good job in that last scene. Rewatching it a couple of times- I think they acted the hell out of it. And I'm sure there was real sadness there. But.. seriously.. seriously.. kryptonite forces them apart? Get the hell off my TV, PLEASE.

The Toyman/Oliver/Chloe B storyline was the the most interesting part of this episode and one of the only redeeming things it. They did a good job with Toyman and left the door open for more. Too bad they wasted him on an episode like this. The Ollie/Chloe morality angle is interesting. I'm glad they brought up what Chloe did in Identity and its good to have confirmation that she did it. So now she and Oliver both have something on each other. Oliver having a green-K ring is very good move. I'm looking forward to seeing how this storyline plays out between they and Clark.

The fake Lex stuff was a slap to MR's face. Like Clark, they dragged him through dirt, spit, and fire just to make Lana look important and heroic. Utter complete garbage. FAIL, you idiot writers. Stop bringing Lex up if all you are going to do is spit on him. Just stop mentioning him at all if this is your idea of "keeping his name going". And that line before the bomb, about Clana being one of the greatest star-crossed lovers? You can suck an egg, writers.

The montage at the end was good, the acting in the final Clana scene was good, the Toyman/Oliver/Chloe stuff was good. Every other Clana scene, every Lex scene, and the contrived childish ending to Clana was horrific. Awful.

These last two episodes of Lana's arc has been atrocious. Its like the writers said: Hey! Let's find out what the fans want and then give them 0% of that.

I'm giving this a 5 out of 10. Second worst of the season. If I wanted to be kicked in the balls I would have went over to Mistress Rita. At least she pours you a glass of Sea Breeze first. Or so I hear.

Infamous can't get here soon enough.

Cedric, I loved it!! I bolded my favorite parts and enlarged two others! I used to hate that song, Tomorrow, but now it's my new favorite!! You have a God given talent, my friend! You really do! It made my day!

Here's a group grooving to your new version of Tomorrow and looking forward to Infamous!


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[Fallen One]

Thank you MetropolisGirl4Sv! I was so depressed about what they've done to Clark the last few weeks that I didn't post much Thursday and Friday.

It still was the same earlier today. But I went out, got some air, and I think it finally hit me for the first time.. she's gone. She's finally gone.

At least Clark has a chance to come back from this. I don't think this buries his character forever, but these writers tried like hell to do it. I would love to be a fly on the wall when TW first read the script for Power and Requiem. He's a very patient man. I would have stormed into the writers' office, threw that script on the table, and did a leg drop on it.

Thanks again for the feedback!

Thanks Joanne, I tried my best under the cirmcumstances to throw in a little humor. Its been pretty difficult the last two weeks. I need Infamous to give me back that optimistic feeling I felt for most of season 8. It'll make things much easier.

Ha, I don't think how I'd do as a salesman though.

[TracyLee]

I have just read the reveiw from jibtjb316. Everything that is said by you are comepletely on page with me. I had said earlier that everyone (even comic book heroes) have defining relationships, bad and good. These releationship, especially in our youth help shape us, and are part of the patchwork quilt that we will become, a different patch here and there, hurts, pains, smiles, breakups, etc. It defines us.

Lana helps define Clark. Martha and Jonathan helped define Clark. Jor-el helps define Clark. We are the sum of our enviorment, schooling, experiences, friends, pets, relationships (of all kinds). The all contribute to who we take shape as, and continue to grow into. We make choices good and bad, we have loves good and bad who teach us about life. For Clark, Lana is his first love, his first intimate relationship, he will never be rid of her, nor her of him. That's ok. The pain in Clark and Lois' eyes in their final good bye said it all.

Now the relationship has moved to another plane. So let us do so too. Lois is now understanding her feelings for Clark, and he will begin to see his for her.

I do agree on two things. This show needs to end next year. Tom is looking a little old to play CK as a twenty two year old. I am not saying TW is old, he still a young man, but now is what 30 or 31? The show needs to go out with integrity, not kicking and screaming. It has been to good of show to do that.

I also believe they brought in Lois too early, but there is nothing they can do about that now. Just grow her a little up though please. She is still played like a "I going to kick you butt" teenage girl.

Thanks for the entertainment everyone, I enjoy reading the comments, it just shows your devotion to a good show, and you want to keep it good.

[MetropolisGirl4SV]

I liked the episode and thought it was well done and very sad. I just finished reading La Donna's post a few pages back on what she would have done differently with Lana’s arc, and here is my take on those episodes from a slightly different point of view.

Thoughts about Power

I am not sure that Lana actually killed anyone in her escape, I rewatched the scene, and it looks to me like she shot him in the arm. Anyway, I think that Lana had many reasons for deciding to use the Prometheus technology on herself and that the decision was not one that she made lightly. We know even from the earliest seasons that Lana has always desired to help people. She knew that the technology could not end up in Lex's hands because of the harm that he could inflict on others, and having once had Clark's powers, she saw the potential to enhance her own abilities to help people even more than she normally would be able to. It’s true that she could have simply destroyed the technology, but maybe she didn’t want something that could be used to help so many people to be wasted. Knowing the dangers inherent in testing the suit, she probably did not want anyone else to risk their lives testing it, so she volunteered.

Also, Lana stated that initially she felt like she and Clark could not be together because she did not want to be a distraction in his life and hold him back in any way from fulfilling his destiny. She knows how much Clark worries about her and tries to always protect her, and I think she was trying to free him from that burden so that he could be the hero without always worrying about her.

Last season, Lana told Clark that no matter how close they were that she always felt like there was a part of him that she could never get close to. After having his powers for a short time, she felt closer to him after experiencing what he goes through. Because she still loves him, she probably also wanted to take a chance on the Prometheus suit so that she could share his life and experience that type of intimacy that would not be possible without the suit. We can debate whether or not it was necessary for her to take such a drastic step, but I don't think she is a bad person for wanting to be with and share a life with the one she loves.

Given all that Lana has been through in the last few seaons, I and sure that she is tired of being victimized, kidnapped, etc. Having the suit would really help in that regard, but I don't think that was her main reason for trying to use the technology. I don’t think she wanted power because she was power hungry. I think they tried to make it clear in the episode that she was trying to keep the technology out of the hands of a madman, that she desires to do good and that she simply wants to find a way to be with and help the man she loves.

One of the problems with Smallville is that the dialogue for the characters is not always consistent from week to week, and so the viewers often have trouble determining the true feelings and motivations of the characters. In Lana’s case it seems that viewers that don't like her and don't want her to be with Clark view everything that she does in the worst possible light, and those that do like her character tend to view things in the best possible light. I didn't think it was necessary for the writers to give her powers, but I also don't mind that they did and don't think that her using the technology to help people makes her a bad, power hungry person.




Thoughts on Requiem


I have always viewed Smallville as its own entity separate from the comics. I don’t think that the show’s creators ever intended to follow a specific set of comics but wanted to tell a new story about Clark Kent’s years in Smallville. They were given some constraints by DC Comics, but within those constraints they had considerable freedom to tell their story. In their version, Clark Kent loves Lana Lang and Lana loves Clark, so I am not surprised that they ended the story in this way. Having said that, I do not feel that this fact disrespects the “mythos” or his future relationship with Lois.

Unfortunately for the fans, this show has gone on much longer than it probably should have, and they brought in Lois Lane much earlier than they should have which has really split the fandom and done a disservice at times to Clark, Lana and Lois. I wish that more fans would try to put themselves in the shoes of the characters and try to give them the benefit of the doubt and look for the best in them. I would think that Clark fans would be happy that he does indeed bring out the best in people as Irma said in Legion. He helped Lana come back from a place of hurt and revenge to a place where she wants to put all that behind her and work by his side to help others. From the beginning of the show, we have seen that Lana has a desire to help others, and Clark helped her to refocus her life on that goal. Given that he couldn't save his friend Lex from going down a dark path, it is a good thing that he was able to help the one that he loves. I guess Lana just can't win. When her character took a darker turn, people complained, and now that she has turned her life around and decided to use the suit to help people (and keep it out of the hands of someone evil like Lex), a lot of people still are not happy.

It seems that when it comes to Lana and Lois, many fans (on both sides) want their character elevated at the expense of the other. From reading a lot of the posts about Requiem, it seems that in the minds of some fans that they want TPTB to diminish the love between Clark and Lana as just a crush or some type of infatuation, and they want Lana to be a dark, selfish character so that Lois will be clearly seen as the superior one who is Clark's true soulmate. In the same way, some Clana fans want Lois portrayed in a negative light so that Lana will shine and that Lois will be seen as sloppy seconds. Both play an important part in Clark's life, and it seems like the fans would want both Lana and Lois to be portrayed in a favorable light. Just because Clark loves Lana now does mean that he cannot truly love Lois in the future, and just because he loves Lois in the future does not mean that he does not truly love Lana now.

Nicely said....I agree I think sometimes people get carried away, but I never personal want another main character in Clarks life to be elevated so the other can look better.
Personally Power and Requiem could have been handled better. I really like Lana especially in the early years, its just that with poor writing they have defiled her character and have attempted to bring her back, but have failed at making her the same Lana that we saw. But nicely said I real admire your objectivity and your optimistic look at the situation. Thank you for the clarity :)

[SnowBird]

I liked the episode and thought it was well done and very sad. I just finished reading La Donna's post a few pages back on what she would have done differently with Lana’s arc, and here is my take on those episodes from a slightly different point of view.

Thoughts about Power

I am not sure that Lana actually killed anyone in her escape, I rewatched the scene, and it looks to me like she shot him in the arm. Anyway, I think that Lana had many reasons for deciding to use the Prometheus technology on herself and that the decision was not one that she made lightly. We know even from the earliest seasons that Lana has always desired to help people. She knew that the technology could not end up in Lex's hands because of the harm that he could inflict on others, and having once had Clark's powers, she saw the potential to enhance her own abilities to help people even more than she normally would be able to. It’s true that she could have simply destroyed the technology, but maybe she didn’t want something that could be used to help so many people to be wasted. Knowing the dangers inherent in testing the suit, she probably did not want anyone else to risk their lives testing it, so she volunteered.

Also, Lana stated that initially she felt like she and Clark could not be together because she did not want to be a distraction in his life and hold him back in any way from fulfilling his destiny. She knows how much Clark worries about her and tries to always protect her, and I think she was trying to free him from that burden so that he could be the hero without always worrying about her.

Last season, Lana told Clark that no matter how close they were that she always felt like there was a part of him that she could never get close to. After having his powers for a short time, she felt closer to him after experiencing what he goes through. Because she still loves him, she probably also wanted to take a chance on the Prometheus suit so that she could share his life and experience that type of intimacy that would not be possible without the suit. We can debate whether or not it was necessary for her to take such a drastic step, but I don't think she is a bad person for wanting to be with and share a life with the one she loves.

Given all that Lana has been through in the last few seaons, I and sure that she is tired of being victimized, kidnapped, etc. Having the suit would really help in that regard, but I don't think that was her main reason for trying to use the technology. I don’t think she wanted power because she was power hungry. I think they tried to make it clear in the episode that she was trying to keep the technology out of the hands of a madman, that she desires to do good and that she simply wants to find a way to be with and help the man she loves.

One of the problems with Smallville is that the dialogue for the characters is not always consistent from week to week, and so the viewers often have trouble determining the true feelings and motivations of the characters. In Lana’s case it seems that viewers that don't like her and don't want her to be with Clark view everything that she does in the worst possible light, and those that do like her character tend to view things in the best possible light. I didn't think it was necessary for the writers to give her powers, but I also don't mind that they did and don't think that her using the technology to help people makes her a bad, power hungry person.




Thoughts on Requiem


I have always viewed Smallville as its own entity separate from the comics. I don’t think that the show’s creators ever intended to follow a specific set of comics but wanted to tell a new story about Clark Kent’s years in Smallville. They were given some constraints by DC Comics, but within those constraints they had considerable freedom to tell their story. In their version, Clark Kent loves Lana Lang and Lana loves Clark, so I am not surprised that they ended the story in this way. Having said that, I do not feel that this fact disrespects the “mythos” or his future relationship with Lois.

Unfortunately for the fans, this show has gone on much longer than it probably should have, and they brought in Lois Lane much earlier than they should have which has really split the fandom and done a disservice at times to Clark, Lana and Lois. I wish that more fans would try to put themselves in the shoes of the characters and try to give them the benefit of the doubt and look for the best in them. I would think that Clark fans would be happy that he does indeed bring out the best in people as Irma said in Legion. He helped Lana come back from a place of hurt and revenge to a place where she wants to put all that behind her and work by his side to help others. From the beginning of the show, we have seen that Lana has a desire to help others, and Clark helped her to refocus her life on that goal. Given that he couldn't save his friend Lex from going down a dark path, it is a good thing that he was able to help the one that he loves. I guess Lana just can't win. When her character took a darker turn, people complained, and now that she has turned her life around and decided to use the suit to help people (and keep it out of the hands of someone evil like Lex), a lot of people still are not happy.

It seems that when it comes to Lana and Lois, many fans (on both sides) want their character elevated at the expense of the other. From reading a lot of the posts about Requiem, it seems that in the minds of some fans that they want TPTB to diminish the love between Clark and Lana as just a crush or some type of infatuation, and they want Lana to be a dark, selfish character so that Lois will be clearly seen as the superior one who is Clark's true soulmate. In the same way, some Clana fans want Lois portrayed in a negative light so that Lana will shine and that Lois will be seen as sloppy seconds. Both play an important part in Clark's life, and it seems like the fans would want both Lana and Lois to be portrayed in a favorable light. Just because Clark loves Lana now does mean that he cannot truly love Lois in the future, and just because he loves Lois in the future does not mean that he does not truly love Lana now.

I like your post with looking for the good in the episodes. Uplifting is always better than negative for me. Lana is not the only character that was good in SV's past that is now taking a trip to the dark side. We will have to see how they do with the fans. At least Lana has redeemed herself and is going to help people and make a difference. I especially agree that both Lana and Lois has a place in Clark's life. Lana is his past and Lois is his future and there is nothing wrong in that. Future episodes will show how Clark makes the transition. I hope it will be one that will make the majority of the fans happy.

[wrinkles]

Personally, I enjoyed this episode however deducted a few points because of Lana not being able to find that stupid bomb on the roof. There were heroes and villains, drama, angst and things getting blown up. I don't really ask for more from Smallville.

In regards to a couple of the complaints about the episode..... Look, Lana fans got Lana talking Clark out of killing a man in this episode. Lois fans got Lois talking Clark out of killing a man in "Pariah". Clark has weak moments when he gets upset... which I personally find more interesting than the "Superman is perfect, noble and never wrong" mythos.

The Clana ending. Me... not a Clana fan. Not even really a Chlarker anymore, at least not in the romantic sense. But I liked how it ended. The idea of their relationship coming around full circle back to the pilot where Clark couldn't get near Lana because of the krytonite necklace... and now he can't get near her because of the kryptonite. It was nicely symbolic and a nod to the past eight years.

And for the whole "this means Clois now sucks." Jeez.... again, eight years of history. Lana was the girl Clark wanted to marry... repeatedly. He'd have been damned either way... "No Lana, I love Lois now... guess I was wrong about loving you in the past" would just make him fickle. The story chose a long time ago to make Lana an important part of Clark's emotional fabric and however it ended the ghost of her was always going to be there. Moving on to Lois doesn't make the relationship less real.... it's only a problem if you can't get past the comic/movie mythos of Clois being this penultimate example of perfect, unblemished, uncompromised love. Which if you dig, your choice. Personally, I like a little complexity in my fiction.

I guess I'm just sad that people are hating on the show so much. I personally have had my hissy fits over the years about "how the writers got this wrong and why Chloe is the bizz" but I've let it go. I don't want Smallville to be defined by who is dating who.... I'd watch gossip girl or similar if I really wanted that kind of story.

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And also.... props to jlbtjb316 for that post. Well put.

[Firebug]

I had a feeling that bringing back Lana will bring back the Clana crapfest, so I decided not to watch the episodes that followed after Bride. Judging by the comments on this thread and the poll results, I guess I made the right choice :D

You know, I REALLY wish I had done that too. I think I am going to try to pretend that the last moment of Smallville I witnessed was Clark and Lois going in for the kiss. I mean, none of it is real anyway so I can kind of think what I want right?

[NoSupeForYou]

Just chalk it up to Slavkin and Swimmer using Smallville to audition for Melrose Place.

[Hopefulsuicide]

Oddly enough, i was pleasantly surprised by this episode. It was, in terms of television, a pretty good one (bar a few ridiculous moments).

In terms of my taste, however, my trouble digesting Clana still hampered my enjoyment. However, this, unlike in Power' was not due to anything other than my own preferance. I cringe during every Clana scene, but in the same way i have been for 8 years. If i liked the ship i probably would have found some moments brilliant. It's hard to tell. Maybe i'm being too nice :lol:

I think because of the shock of Power, anything would have been a step up, but this certainly was.

There were a lot of questions opened up for me. So is Lex really dead? Is Ollie really himself? Did Chloe or Brainiac kill Sebastian? etc etc, and i love episodes that make me want to know the answers.

Toyman was well cast, but felt very much like one of the cheesy villains from LnC (although that's not a bad thing for me :))

There were a few little things i loved in terms of continuity. Mention of Clark's parents, the necklace coming out again, and sebastians death being brought up all made me feel a lot me stable with my trust in the shows capability to come back from Power.

I loved Ollie in this episode. I know a lot of people don't like his 'killing' Lex, but since i'm not sure he did and i'm not sure Ollie is still Ollie, i am going to reserve judgement. Ollie and Chloe's new trust i find exciting (especially since i'm a fan of chlollie... god that'd be great in a season 9!)

Chloe starting to bend her ethics has bothered me in the past, but something about the way it was done in this episode didn't make my nostrils flare. It was simply intreuging.

And finally we come to the most ridiculous thing to ever happen on Smallville. Lana absorbing a kryptonite bomb and no longer being able to be with Clark i would accept, if it wasn't the VERY END of Clana. But i feel like it isn't over because their love isn't over. And i didn't want him to move onto Lois until he no longer loved Lana. Looks like that will never happen now.

I found the 'kiss' not only repulsive because the actors played it as though they were enjoying it but in fact it was making the veins in his face go green... but i also found it pathetic in terms of accepting the things you cannot change.

I did feel kind of sorry for them. But any actual sympathy i would have had faded years ago when this ship became numbingly repetative.

Still no mention of Lois or Jimmy either. Yet Chloe can visit Ollie in hospital a couple of times... what the hell is that? Is this why their marriage is going to fail? because after being attacked by doomsday, jimmy got lonely in hospital with only Lois for company while his 'wife' is off being a sidekick...

Anyway, overall i gave the episode a 6. I'm hoping future episodes will climb back up the ratings ladder. :)

[MetropolisGirl4SV]

Oddly enough, i was pleasantly surprised by this episode. It was, in terms of television, a pretty good one (bar a few ridiculous moments).

In terms of my taste, however, my trouble digesting Clana still hampered my enjoyment. However, this, unlike in Power' was not due to anything other than my own preferance. I cringe during every Clana scene, but in the same way i have been for 8 years. If i liked the ship i probably would have found some moments brilliant. It's hard to tell. Maybe i'm being too nice :lol:

I think because of the shock of Power, anything would have been a step up, but this certainly was.

There were a lot of questions opened up for me. So is Lex really dead? Is Ollie really himself? Did Chloe or Brainiac kill Sebastian? etc etc, and i love episodes that make me want to know the answers.

Toyman was well cast, but felt very much like one of the cheesy villains from LnC (although that's not a bad thing for me :))

There were a few little things i loved in terms of continuity. Mention of Clark's parents, the necklace coming out again, and sebastians death being brought up all made me feel a lot me stable with my trust in the shows capability to come back from Power.

I loved Ollie in this episode. I know a lot of people don't like his 'killing' Lex, but since i'm not sure he did and i'm not sure Ollie is still Ollie, i am going to reserve judgement. Ollie and Chloe's new trust i find exciting (especially since i'm a fan of chlollie... god that'd be great in a season 9!)

Chloe starting to bend her ethics has bothered me in the past, but something about the way it was done in this episode didn't make my nostrils flare. It was simply intreuging.

And finally we come to the most ridiculous thing to ever happen on Smallville. Lana absorbing a kryptonite bomb and no longer being able to be with Clark i would accept, if it wasn't the VERY END of Clana. But i feel like it isn't over because their love isn't over. And i didn't want him to move onto Lois until he no longer loved Lana. Looks like that will never happen now.

I found the 'kiss' not only repulsive because the actors played it as though they were enjoying it but in fact it was making the veins in his face go green... but i also found it pathetic in terms of accepting the things you cannot change.

I did feel kind of sorry for them. But any actual sympathy i would have had faded years ago when this ship became numbingly repetative.

Still no mention of Lois or Jimmy either. Yet Chloe can visit Ollie in hospital a couple of times... what the hell is that? Is this why their marriage is going to fail? because after being attacked by doomsday, jimmy got lonely in hospital with only Lois for company while his 'wife' is off being a sidekick...

Anyway, overall i gave the episode a 6. I'm hoping future episodes will climb back up the ratings ladder. :)


Great Post...I was intrigued by the Ollie/Chloe situations, but I still don't like the fact Ollie is going to the dark side...or something! Anyways lets hope for the best in Infamous!:)

[lm1212]

Great Post Cedric! I agree with your take on the last few episodes.

[EternalTwilight]

The best thing about this episode is Cedric's review for it.

I give this sorry excuse of an episode a 2...and that's being generous.

[cma_454]

The best thing about this episode is Cedric's review for it.

+1 Maybe the ONLY good thing about this episode.

[NoSupeForYou]

I've never hated Lana. I've always hated what Clark became around her and in a way that ending was fitting. Lana once again left Clark weak and on his knees. At this point in his life no one should have to remind him that he shouldn't commit murder. He's in his 20's, if he hasn't learned it by now he likely never will. Most of us learn this as children and it doesn't need to be reinforced daily. That was done specifically so they could have Lana tell him not to do it, and I just don't by that from her. She has proven time and time again that she is an end justifies the means type of person.

Now I see why MR didn't want to come back; he obviously got tired of the way the show revolved around Lana and didn't want any part of this arc.

MR: So, if I come back what is Lex going to be doing?
PS3: He rides around in a truck and plots the end of Clana.
MR: Again? What does he do other than that?
PS3: What do you mean?
MR: Does he do something other than obsess over Clark and Lana?
PS3: Why would he?
MR: I'm outta here!

[Hopefulsuicide]

:lol: too true

[cody]

1) Ok, first off I am so tired of the Lana relationship. Look, If I had a buddy who's girlfriend:
a) strung him along for years
b) began dating a guy he hated
c) married that guy and then got pregnant by him
d) faked her death and disappeared
e) broke up with him via camcorder video
f) disappeared again
g) showed up at his house myteriously on the day of his best friend's wedding only to sting him along some more.while he was about to get over her with a hotter girl.

I would kick his butt just on principle. Jeebus H Christ! Why are they subjecting us to a horrible relationship and making superman a lovesick teenager? We understand all this BS in high school but heck he's like what? 25 now. Come on!!!

2) Lets move it along please. We have had Lex, Zod, the phantoms, Brainiac, Doomsday and now Toyman. Where is Clark/Superman while all his enemies are figuring out how to KILL him? He can't fly. No secret identity, hasn't put in a days work at the planet since chloe disappeared, no suit, no direction, no name, no nothing. He's chasing Lana and being stupid. :eek:

Let's take a page from the bible "When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things."

it's time to become a man...A Super-man!


Your synopsis of the Clana relationship of these past eight years seems inaccurate. Really it's just skewed. She didn't string him on intentionally. In fact he did more stringing her along than anything. She never was pregnant. She only married Lex to save Clark's life. And the whole reason she came back after the camcorder is because Kristin was finishing up her storylines. The vid being the real end of their relationship would have been a true cop out, so there was a purpose for her short return. And I don't really understand why so many people do not feel there was closure with TW/KK. I've since watched the episode twice just to see that last scene, and it looks like there really was no other way to end it. I mean, Lana could have died, but that would have been very cliche, much less melodramatic. Besides, she's died before and if they did it again there would be many complaints about it being another cop out and a lack of imagination. I kind of doubt Kristin would have returned if they killed Lana actually, but I'm not sure. And then there wouldn't really be closure for Clark. He would just be mopey and depressed. This way he got to choose to exclude Lana from his life and have a proper goodbye as well. Several people seem to have written this whole show off because of things that were necessary to begin with. If someone hates Clana, okay, but this was just the step that had to be taken to put finality on the end of that relationship. Gosh I sound grumpy! I'm not, really and I'm not in any way dissing the person I've quoted above or anyone else on here. I just thought I'd put something out there for those that seem to be skimming when they watch the show. Smallville has many moments of reading between the lines, and much that is profound and important is communicated by these actors when they aren't even speaking. I don't think anyone on the Smallville writing team is saying that Oliver is now a killer and Chloe is turning evil or that Lana is better than Clark or that Clark's a wimp. Oliver has never gotten over the things that have been done to him in the past, so he's going to have to learn what true justice really is. Chloe has never had an issue with morality and in fact has been Clark's compass. But he's growing, and this has begun to show how close he is to filling his future shoes. Chloe will have to start looking towards Clark as her moral compass, as will everyone in the future. But he still hadn't conquered morality when it dealt with evil vs. love so close to his heart. That's why Lana had to stop him, to show how Clark was finally getting over this hurdle. She basically did what Chloe or his mom or dad have always done, but in this case I doubt he would have listened to anyone but Lana. He may have matured enough to give up love for the sake of thousands, but I don't see him turning the other cheek without interference. He didn't seem to truly believe it would be real until after Lana absorbed the kryptonite and he couldn't walk over to her. It wasn't until then that he snapped. It's just growth guys, not making him into a wuss. Anyway, if you disagree with me that's perfectly okay, I just hoped to put in a little positive about the episode amidst so much negative. I hope everyone has a nice night ^^,

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1) Ok, first off I am so tired of the Lana relationship. Look, If I had a buddy who's girlfriend:
a) strung him along for years
b) began dating a guy he hated
c) married that guy and then got pregnant by him
d) faked her death and disappeared
e) broke up with him via camcorder video
f) disappeared again
g) showed up at his house myteriously on the day of his best friend's wedding only to sting him along some more.while he was about to get over her with a hotter girl.

I would kick his butt just on principle. Jeebus H Christ! Why are they subjecting us to a horrible relationship and making superman a lovesick teenager? We understand all this BS in high school but heck he's like what? 25 now. Come on!!!

2) Lets move it along please. We have had Lex, Zod, the phantoms, Brainiac, Doomsday and now Toyman. Where is Clark/Superman while all his enemies are figuring out how to KILL him? He can't fly. No secret identity, hasn't put in a days work at the planet since chloe disappeared, no suit, no direction, no name, no nothing. He's chasing Lana and being stupid. :eek:

Let's take a page from the bible "When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things."

it's time to become a man...A Super-man!


Your synopsis of the Clana relationship of these past eight years seems inaccurate. Really it's just skewed. She didn't string him on intentionally. In fact he did more stringing her along than anything. She never was pregnant. She only married Lex to save Clark's life. And the whole reason she came back after the camcorder is because Kristin was finishing up her storylines. The vid being the real end of their relationship would have been a true cop out, so there was a purpose for her short return. And I don't really understand why so many people do not feel there was closure with TW/KK. I've since watched the episode twice just to see that last scene, and it looks like there really was no other way to end it. I mean, Lana could have died, but that would have been very cliche, much less melodramatic. Besides, she's died before and if they did it again there would be many complaints about it being another cop out and a lack of imagination. I kind of doubt Kristin would have returned if they killed Lana actually, but I'm not sure. And then there wouldn't really be closure for Clark. He would just be mopey and depressed. This way he got to choose to exclude Lana from his life and have a proper goodbye as well. Several people seem to have written this whole show off because of things that were necessary to begin with. If someone hates Clana, okay, but this was just the step that had to be taken to put finality on the end of that relationship. Gosh I sound grumpy! I'm not, really and I'm not in any way dissing the person I've quoted above or anyone else on here. I just thought I'd put something out there for those that seem to be skimming when they watch the show. Smallville has many moments of reading between the lines, and much that is profound and important is communicated by these actors when they aren't even speaking. I don't think anyone on the Smallville writing team is saying that Oliver is now a killer and Chloe is turning evil or that Lana is better than Clark or that Clark's a wimp. Oliver has never gotten over the things that have been done to him in the past, so he's going to have to learn what true justice really is. Chloe has never had an issue with morality and in fact has been Clark's compass. But he's growing, and this has begun to show how close he is to filling his future shoes. Chloe will have to start looking towards Clark as her moral compass, as will everyone in the future. But he still hadn't conquered morality when it dealt with evil vs. love so close to his heart. That's why Lana had to stop him, to show how Clark was finally getting over this hurdle. She basically did what Chloe or his mom or dad have always done, but in this case I doubt he would have listened to anyone but Lana. He may have matured enough to give up love for the sake of thousands, but I don't see him turning the other cheek without interference. He didn't seem to truly believe it would be real until after Lana absorbed the kryptonite and he couldn't walk over to her. It wasn't until then that he snapped. It's just growth guys, not making him into a wuss. Anyway, if you disagree with me that's perfectly okay, I just hoped to put in a little positive about the episode amidst so much negative. I hope everyone has a nice night ^^,

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jlbtjb316, I love your post. And just so everyone knows, I've enjoyed both the Clana storylines, Chlark storylines, and now look forward to the Clois storylines!

[onio]

KILLING LEX LUTHOR? malditos productores, they are the worst enemies of superman...not even doomsday not even Darkseid, producers are the worst foes of the last son of Kripton.
It is a shame Lana had to leave, asi es la vida. She´s not predestined to be with clark, but what horrible end of Lex Luthor...I demand Justice FOR LEX LUTHOR, I DEMAND JUSTICE FOR MICHAE ROSEMBAUN

[Lazy Boy]

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Well on the contrary of opinions on this thread, I did not mind this episode at all.




Oh here it comes – you're nuts! you're crazy! you're mad! etc, etc. People love or hate this episode for their own reasons. For why I like it, please read below if you wish.




Naturally as a shipper myself I was resentful of Clana because it got in the way of my ship (Chlark for those who don't know or care too). So really I should be happy that Lana is gone so Clark can move onto someone else. But to me the “ship” of this story is irrelevant because the story became about the characters, about their personal struggle at that point of life as it shows them being human. It allows us to identify their faults – to see them as humans - one of us if you will. Not because they want to kill but rather their desire to achieve things often leads them to actions that doesn't necessary adhere to rationale or the moral principles that we as humans hold (or claim to) in the highest regard.




In this episode, we get to see these struggles within these characters. Oliver Queen wanted to kill Lex (just as the US government want to kill Osama Bin Laden and his senior commanders) because he's convinced it's the only way to protect the world. Clark wanted to kill Lex since he forced Lana to become infused with kryponite and thus deny Clark and Lana the perfect opportunity to be together. Chloe had to face up to her own actions after Oliver reminded her of her visit to Sebastion. Lana had to face up to the fact that her desire to become a superhero does come as a high price for her and Clark's future. The story ask whether their unwavering commitment to their cause – Oliver (justice), Chloe (loyalty), Clark (love) and Lana (independent) blinds them to their moral values and smother their rationale? Does it prevents them from thinking things through in a logic manner and thus proving themselves to be the role model we - the viewers - hold them to be? The short answer is – yes it does.




That's what I like about this episode, it's not who loves who the most, it's about exposing the darker side of human nature that these characters unwittingly expose to us despite claiming how honourable or noble their intentions are. These characters, Clark including, exposed their shortcoming to the viewers which makes them more human than heroes. No longer are we able to claim that each characters hold the higher moral or rational ground over the other. Each one of them are guilty of making a decision that makes us the viewers shake our head in disgust or bewilderment. We can only hope that they redeem themselves as the season goes on by identifying the areas that clouded their judgements and taking steps to address them.




I thought the script was very good as the whole episode flew seamlessly from scene to scene. Obliviously there was some moments such as how did Chloe knew about the toy bomb under Lex's truck so soon and I thought the guy who played the Toymaker followed a text book on how to play a villain – very predictable and uninspiring. Still those are minor quibbles. Major kudos goes to the actors for putting their heart and soul into their scenes. Justin was very convincing as the avenging angel who believed that questionable tactics are justified to achieved a greater good and Allison as always effectively portrayed a troubled character. Tom and Kristen convey the emotions in their scenes very well as (although for Kristen I suspect it was more easier since it was her last episode so has more to be upset about). Special effects were used very well in the scenes (I like the one where Lana drew in the kryponite from the bombs) and the music effectively resonance the mood of the scenes especially the song used in the last few scenes which was very good.




Do I believe that Lex is dead? No – since Lana escaped death at the end of season 6 using a clone from Luther Corp, it's very likely that Lex would probably use the same trick. I thought the guy who was playing Lex didn't do a bad job but it goes without saying that it would have been even better if Michael Rosenbaum was there instead.

[Hopefulsuicide]

great post

ITA with you about it showing the darker side of human nature, and as you pointed out, in the real world someone who was as much of a danger to the world as Lex is would most definitely be sought to be killed

[tibbit78]

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Well on the contrary of opinions on this thread, I did not mind this episode at all.




Oh here it comes – you're nuts! you're crazy! you're mad! etc, etc. People love or hate this episode for their own reasons. For why I like it, please read below if you wish.




Naturally as a shipper myself I was resentful of Clana because it got in the way of my ship (Chlark for those who don't know or care too). So really I should be happy that Lana is gone so Clark can move onto someone else. But to me the “ship” of this story is irrelevant because the story became about the characters, about their personal struggle at that point of life as it shows them being human. It allows us to identify their faults – to see them as humans - one of us if you will. Not because they want to kill but rather their desire to achieve things often leads them to actions that doesn't necessary adhere to rationale or the moral principles that we as humans hold (or claim to) in the highest regard.




In this episode, we get to see these struggles within these characters. Oliver Queen wanted to kill Lex (just as the US government want to kill Osama Bin Laden and his senior commanders) because he's convinced it's the only way to protect the world. Clark wanted to kill Lex since he forced Lana to become infused with kryponite and thus deny Clark and Lana the perfect opportunity to be together. Chloe had to face up to her own actions after Oliver reminded her of her visit to Sebastion. Lana had to face up to the fact that her desire to become a superhero does come as a high price for her and Clark's future. The story ask whether their unwavering commitment to their cause – Oliver (justice), Chloe (loyalty), Clark (love) and Lana (independent) blinds them to their moral values and smother their rationale? Does it prevents them from thinking things through in a logic manner and thus proving themselves to be the role model we - the viewers - hold them to be? The short answer is – yes it does.




That's what I like about this episode, it's not who loves who the most, it's about exposing the darker side of human nature that these characters unwittingly expose to us despite claiming how honourable or noble their intentions are. These characters, Clark including, exposed their shortcoming to the viewers which makes them more human than heroes. No longer are we able to claim that each characters hold the higher moral or rational ground over the other. Each one of them are guilty of making a decision that makes us the viewers shake our head in disgust or bewilderment. We can only hope that they redeem themselves as the season goes on by identifying the areas that clouded their judgements and taking steps to address them.




I thought the script was very good as the whole episode flew seamlessly from scene to scene. Obliviously there was some moments such as how did Chloe knew about the toy bomb under Lex's truck so soon and I thought the guy who played the Toymaker followed a text book on how to play a villain – very predictable and uninspiring. Still those are minor quibbles. Major kudos goes to the actors for putting their heart and soul into their scenes. Justin was very convincing as the avenging angel who believed that questionable tactics are justified to achieved a greater good and Allison as always effectively portrayed a troubled character. Tom and Kristen convey the emotions in their scenes very well as (although for Kristen I suspect it was more easier since it was her last episode so has more to be upset about). Special effects were used very well in the scenes (I like the one where Lana drew in the kryponite from the bombs) and the music effectively resonance the mood of the scenes especially the song used in the last few scenes which was very good.




Do I believe that Lex is dead? No – since Lana escaped death at the end of season 6 using a clone from Luther Corp, it's very likely that Lex would probably use the same trick. I thought the guy who was playing Lex didn't do a bad job but it goes without saying that it would have been even better if Michael Rosenbaum was there instead.




Great post, Lazy Boy.

[monel49]

Hey Cedric, very enjoyable review, though unlike last week, I have to disagree with your absolute hatred of the ep. Wouldn't have taken the story in that direction, but since the writers did, it's probably the best we could have hoped for. None the less, I'm laughing right along with you at some of the incredible silly parts though you missed the best one, right at the beginning after the bed broke:

"Oh Clark, where do you get your energy?"

Worst line Lana has ever uttered and that's saying a lot. I guess I'm not too unhappy with this episode since we finally get to say good riddance to Lana. I really am happy she is gone. KK did well with this character, it's just the character I can't stand. Such a whiny thing. Lana-nah-nah, hey, hey, goodbye!

Keep up the good writing Cedric.

[hyped1]

The term "love is blindness" applies here! I am not at all surprised by the overwhelming "hated it votes" and I guess neither surprised by the loved it at the other end of the spectrum either.

There are different kinds of viewers to this show, those who know the Superman mythos and keep wishing every season for our Smallville counterpart to grow into that character, and on the other end, with all due respect, are the ones who seemingly enjoy the angst drama and seeing Tom Welling as an overgrown super powered lovesick puppy.

Either way, we have stuck with this show for 8 seasons out of love, blind love. It has had several great moments, the kind that literally made the hair on the back of my neck stand up (as in Season 3 Rosetta where Dr Swann tells Clark about Krypton and calls him Kal-El and the Superman theme plays..GOOD GOD!) or terrible ones like when after Clark seemingly accepts his destiny, moves to metropolis, saves lives and then in 2 episodes regresses back 4 seasons to lovesick angst ridden teenager again! And if the wrters want to make Lana super, ok fine, but make her poison to Clark is no ending at all. He's being forced to stay away not make the decision on his own.

I will stick with the show out of "blind love" and HOPE that they can somehow pay this all off in the end, but after episodes like this my faith is waning.

[melissan02]

Cedric, Cedric, Cedric:D....I knew you'd come through once again! Bravo!!!!!!

Loved your take on the whole ...ehem, super sex scene:rolleyes:/broken oak bed/giggly Lana!

I don't know about you, but I'll never look at an oak tree the same way again!!!!:lol:

[cody]

But that isn't Superman. He doesn't give up on people, especially the people he loves. There is precedence for the story we saw last night.

Clark had a great friend, Mon-El, he is from Daxam, lead is lethal to Mon-El and he is going to die. He puts Mon-El in the Phantom Zone, the only way to save him, then promises to find a cure for him. And this is what he does. We see him struggling from the time it happens to his adult life. He talks to Mon-El through a portal, he works with him to find a cure. So far he hasn't found one, but he keeps trying.

He can't be physically near Lana, but he can communicate with her. He should be working with her and others to find a cure.

Clark's powers can't fix everything, but he has access to the Fortress. He has access to people who could help him. To not try to find a cure doesn't make any sense.

Well maybe he will try for a bit. Who knows? But obviously there won't be a point to it. As far as we know she's just about as untouchable as he is, so what can he do, really? I mean it's her skin, not a lot of options there. And if the man that made it says there's no reversal... And you're right that isn't Superman, but neither is Clark, yet...

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But Lana doesn't need a cure if she and Clark decide to just go their seperate ways. She has the power to absorb kryptonite in things. That power could help people, including Clark, in the future.

That's a very good point!

[NoSupeForYou]

The term "love is blindness" applies here! I am not at all surprised by the overwhelming "hated it votes" and I guess neither surprised by the loved it at the other end of the spectrum either.

There are different kinds of viewers to this show, those who know the Superman mythos and keep wishing every season for our Smallville counterpart to grow into that character, and on the other end, with all due respect, are the ones who seemingly enjoy the angst drama and seeing Tom Welling as an overgrown super powered lovesick puppy.

Either way, we have stuck with this show for 8 seasons out of love, blind love. It has had several great moments, the kind that literally made the hair on the back of my neck stand up (as in Season 3 Rosetta where Dr Swann tells Clark about Krypton and calls him Kal-El and the Superman theme plays..GOOD GOD!) or terrible ones like when after Clark seemingly accepts his destiny, moves to metropolis, saves lives and then in 2 episodes regresses back 4 seasons to lovesick angst ridden teenager again! And if the wrters want to make Lana super, ok fine, but make her poison to Clark is no ending at all. He's being forced to stay away not make the decision on his own.

I will stick with the show out of "blind love" and HOPE that they can somehow pay this all off in the end, but after episodes like this my faith is waning.

:lol: You make it sound like we are all suffering from battered wife syndrome, or in our case, battered fan syndrome.

[DAISHI]

I teared up at the end. I liked this episode, it finally ends Lana. I think she's a good girl and character, but she makes Clark weak. Too many adolescent attachments. But seeing him force his way over to her, I was just like, dang.

[jor-eldeux]

[QUOTE=Fallen One;4444074]Thank you MetropolisGirl4Sv! I was so depressed about what they've done to Clark the last few weeks that I didn't post much Thursday and Friday.

It still was the same earlier today. But I went out, got some air, and I think it finally hit me for the first time.. she's gone. She's finally gone.

At least Clark has a chance to come back from this. I don't think this buries his character forever, but these writers tried like hell to do it. I would love to be a fly on the wall when TW first read the script for Power and Requiem. He's a very patient man. I would have stormed into the writers' office, threw that script on the table, and did a leg drop on it.
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Cedric - do you think really think he cares? Wouldn't by now (if he did) he'd have enough power to say "I'm not doing this crapola!"?

[MsCali4Eva]

:lol: Cedric, I was cracking up while reading your review. Thank you! That made me feel a whole lot better regarding the rest of the season. I love your prospective! Looking forward to your next review.

[TracyLee]

Your synopsis of the Clana relationship of these past eight years seems inaccurate. Really it's just skewed. She didn't string him on intentionally. In fact he did more stringing her along than anything. She never was pregnant. She only married Lex to save Clark's life. And the whole reason she came back after the camcorder is because Kristin was finishing up her storylines. The vid being the real end of their relationship would have been a true cop out, so there was a purpose for her short return. And I don't really understand why so many people do not feel there was closure with TW/KK. I've since watched the episode twice just to see that last scene, and it looks like there really was no other way to end it. I mean, Lana could have died, but that would have been very cliche, much less melodramatic. Besides, she's died before and if they did it again there would be many complaints about it being another cop out and a lack of imagination. I kind of doubt Kristin would have returned if they killed Lana actually, but I'm not sure. And then there wouldn't really be closure for Clark. He would just be mopey and depressed. This way he got to choose to exclude Lana from his life and have a proper goodbye as well. Several people seem to have written this whole show off because of things that were necessary to begin with. If someone hates Clana, okay, but this was just the step that had to be taken to put finality on the end of that relationship. Gosh I sound grumpy! I'm not, really and I'm not in any way dissing the person I've quoted above or anyone else on here. I just thought I'd put something out there for those that seem to be skimming when they watch the show. Smallville has many moments of reading between the lines, and much that is profound and important is communicated by these actors when they aren't even speaking. I don't think anyone on the Smallville writing team is saying that Oliver is now a killer and Chloe is turning evil or that Lana is better than Clark or that Clark's a wimp. Oliver has never gotten over the things that have been done to him in the past, so he's going to have to learn what true justice really is. Chloe has never had an issue with morality and in fact has been Clark's compass. But he's growing, and this has begun to show how close he is to filling his future shoes. Chloe will have to start looking towards Clark as her moral compass, as will everyone in the future. But he still hadn't conquered morality when it dealt with evil vs. love so close to his heart. That's why Lana had to stop him, to show how Clark was finally getting over this hurdle. She basically did what Chloe or his mom or dad have always done, but in this case I doubt he would have listened to anyone but Lana. He may have matured enough to give up love for the sake of thousands, but I don't see him turning the other cheek without interference. He didn't seem to truly believe it would be real until after Lana absorbed the kryptonite and he couldn't walk over to her. It wasn't until then that he snapped. It's just growth guys, not making him into a wuss. Anyway, if you disagree with me that's perfectly okay, I just hoped to put in a little positive about the episode amidst so much negative. I hope everyone has a nice night ^^,

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Your synopsis of the Clana relationship of these past eight years seems inaccurate. Really it's just skewed. She didn't string him on intentionally. In fact he did more stringing her along than anything. She never was pregnant. She only married Lex to save Clark's life. And the whole reason she came back after the camcorder is because Kristin was finishing up her storylines. The vid being the real end of their relationship would have been a true cop out, so there was a purpose for her short return. And I don't really understand why so many people do not feel there was closure with TW/KK. I've since watched the episode twice just to see that last scene, and it looks like there really was no other way to end it. I mean, Lana could have died, but that would have been very cliche, much less melodramatic. Besides, she's died before and if they did it again there would be many complaints about it being another cop out and a lack of imagination. I kind of doubt Kristin would have returned if they killed Lana actually, but I'm not sure. And then there wouldn't really be closure for Clark. He would just be mopey and depressed. This way he got to choose to exclude Lana from his life and have a proper goodbye as well. Several people seem to have written this whole show off because of things that were necessary to begin with. If someone hates Clana, okay, but this was just the step that had to be taken to put finality on the end of that relationship. Gosh I sound grumpy! I'm not, really and I'm not in any way dissing the person I've quoted above or anyone else on here. I just thought I'd put something out there for those that seem to be skimming when they watch the show. Smallville has many moments of reading between the lines, and much that is profound and important is communicated by these actors when they aren't even speaking. I don't think anyone on the Smallville writing team is saying that Oliver is now a killer and Chloe is turning evil or that Lana is better than Clark or that Clark's a wimp. Oliver has never gotten over the things that have been done to him in the past, so he's going to have to learn what true justice really is. Chloe has never had an issue with morality and in fact has been Clark's compass. But he's growing, and this has begun to show how close he is to filling his future shoes. Chloe will have to start looking towards Clark as her moral compass, as will everyone in the future. But he still hadn't conquered morality when it dealt with evil vs. love so close to his heart. That's why Lana had to stop him, to show how Clark was finally getting over this hurdle. She basically did what Chloe or his mom or dad have always done, but in this case I doubt he would have listened to anyone but Lana. He may have matured enough to give up love for the sake of thousands, but I don't see him turning the other cheek without interference. He didn't seem to truly believe it would be real until after Lana absorbed the kryptonite and he couldn't walk over to her. It wasn't until then that he snapped. It's just growth guys, not making him into a wuss. Anyway, if you disagree with me that's perfectly okay, I just hoped to put in a little positive about the episode amidst so much negative. I hope everyone has a nice night ^^,

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jlbtjb316, I love your post. And just so everyone knows, I've enjoyed both the Clana storylines, Chlark storylines, and now look forward to the Clois storylines!



From:TracyLee (sorry still getting the hang of how to do this. I am old, so cut me some slack :)).

Cody: Thank You! Like Jlbtjb316 you understand the complexities of the show, of "Clana", and of the mythos that is Superman. Someone said in an earlier quote that Clark could not love Lois until he "stopped loving Lana". Well that ain't gonna happen, nor should it! Lana is Clark's first love, always will be. They will always (to quote Lana) be in each other's hearts'. Now that may sound corney or mushey, but first loves are like that. And Clark and Lana loved each other truly madly, deeply. There had to be closure. What better way than they cannot get near each other or it would kill (litterally) Clark. This forces both of them to move on. I love it that Clark knowing it could hurt or maybe kill him, forced his way to Lana in the barn, for what he knew would be their last embrace, last kiss, last touch. True Love endures that kind of pain. No I am not a romance writer or reader, but the "Clana" did have True Love. That does not mean, neither can have it again with another. And we know that Lois will be Clark's in the future. It was fitting that Lois was not in this episode. It would have been a distraction to the closure of Clark and Lana. The actors portrayed it beautifully. The special effects were well done on Clark's face, for that is what krytonite would do to him.

Cody said it best--if they would have left Lana with the video good bye and that was it, Clark truly would never get over her and be "mopey". They are both stronger, better and more mature because of all that they have been through.

Lex dead? Come on! I don't think even the writers can do that. Lex is still in Superman's future. And I believe they will bring back Michael Rosenbaum for at least one episode, to at least close his character for this particular genre of the legend.

KK I am sure is glad that Lana went out strong, vibrant, and heroine worthy. Not a little girl always needing to be rescued.

Finally, be kind to the show. It is about a hero, who questions himself, his destiny (although they could have had him embrace that a little sooner), his humanity, his "worthiness" if you will. True heroes do that. I like that he is flawed and not perfect. We make mistakes, we grow, we learn. Even heroes have a right to dream and grieve. Even when they are from another planet.

I hope when the show ends they play Five for Fighting's "Superman", for that song truly sums up Clark and the Superman inside.

[La Donna]

Ann (geminis), Thank you so much for everything you said. And the vote of confidence! Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy. I just wish one of the show runners could at least care how the audience would respond to the scripts and plots!

Sharon (bookfanatic) That was a really nice thing to say. I'm very glad you signed up to be a member here. It helps with dealing with the disappointment the show can sometimes deliver. And the hope other fans have for the future can really boost the faith sometimes when some of us are lacking hope.

Sasha (Mrs. Superman) Thank you very much for your compliments. It's very nice to come here and realize that I'm not alone in how I viewed the show, either.

It just confirms how the message the writers were trying to get across failed at some point if the audience has a large number of people who failed to see the script as a success. Some of us viewed Lana as the hero, and some of us viewed her different. The writers should be able to write a script where we are all aware of how the character is being portrayed, and we can all see the logic of how she got there. The audience divide isn't split into anti-Lana/pro-Lana, necessarily, but in how we viewed how well the script delivered their story.


Thanks KH628. I can't wait for March either!

Thanks SGuthrie27. I would gladly take over for those two who are headed to do Melrose Place. I think the show could benefit from having a fan as part of the creative process. I don't mean me, I mean anyone who actually could view the show as an audience member would in order to have a better grasp of how these plots will come across and be received by the audience. I think the writers sometimes lack that side of the process.

MetropolisGirl4SV, Thank you so much. I also felt strong emotions from the episode, so you're not alone in having those reactions!

Thanks again, Michele (Mickey Bickey). It just really felt as though this arc could have gone a way that would have benefited every character, instead of just one. It's really sad that they didn't feel the need to respect all of their characters in this arc. It's not that we think Lana didn't deserve to come off in a positive light, but more the fact that we think the other characters didn't deserve to come off as though they were forgotten and unworthy of being written well.

Jlbtjb316, It's not that I think you are off-base, because you have a very valid point of view. But, I think that there were a great many fans who got the impression that Lana wasn't being selfless in Power, and wasn't naturally in a position to be noble in Requiem. You saw the best possible interpretation of every scene, and hoped that it was the true writers intent. I know some people went the opposite and took the worst possible interpretation of every scene, and so saw Lana as evil and selfish no matter what the actual intent of the writers. I just think that if the writers true intent was, as you say, to show Lana to have grown and become a noble hero, they didn't do a good job.

Sure, she made some hard choices, but by their own script, she came off as power hungry to a huge portion of the audience, whether it was how they intended it or not. They didn't show her to be struggling with what the right thing to do with the technology was, or taking a long time to come to the decision that she should wear it. She seemed to have been positive from the start that she wanted that suit. She looked as though as soon as she became aware that there was a suit out there that would give her powers, she was bent on getting it.

I agree that she wanted it kept out of Lex's hands, which was a good decision, but that is not the main reason she wanted to obtain it. She would have destroyed the technology if her sole intent was to prevent Lex from having those powers. She didn't, and she made sure that no one could stop her from obtaining the suit, which she admits to. She never says she was protecting people from the testing of the suit, so I see no reason to assume that her thoughts were on protecting others by taking the suit herself.

As for the good she could do in the world with the suit, what about the good she could have done for the world without the suit? Is the message that only those with powers can save the world? If her intentions were to give her a chance to truly be with Clark, then that is a selfish reason for obtaining a suit that is dangerous. I'm not saying she was wrong in having such a desire, but it's not a noble desire. She knows power can corrupt, as she herself used her powers for the wrong reason the last time she had them. To assume that she has risen above the lure of using superpowers for her own purposes, and that she is worthy of wielding such powers, is a great assumption and vain in many ways. You are right that it's not wrong of Lana that she's tired of being a victim, but her training was preparing her to fight back. She didn't need superpowers to be strong and protect herself. She didn't want the powers just so she would stop being a victim, she wanted to wield powers, and not just reap the benefit of being invincible.

I truly hope that there is not many fans out there who really wants one character to be written down just so another character can look good. I know people accuse other fans of desiring this, but I just don't think many fans truly want that. They want their favorite characters to come out looking as though their progressing, and they hope that every other character can do the same, or at least that the characters are written consistently and not just bobbed about wherever the wind blows them. There is almost no one who wants a character dragged through the mud in an effort to prop up their character. I know it seems that way sometimes when fans are upset at how a character is portrayed, but I just don't think there are more than a few fans out there who truly would want that.

Lois fans don't need Lana to look like an evil person in order to make Lois look worthy of Clark. Lois fans already feel that Lois is worthy of Clark, and all they wanted was Clark to choose Lois. They don't need Lana to look bad in order to force Clark with a clear choice between good (Lois) and bad (Lana). Lana could still be written as a hero and have Clark choose Lois anyway.

Lana fans don't need Lois drug through the mud in order to show how Lana is worthy of Clark. Lana fans want Lana to be written in a way that respects who she is and shows off her contribution to Clark's life. They don't need Lois to come off looking like a poor imitation of Clark's true love Lana, they just want the acknowledgement that Clark truly loved Lana and that Lana is worthy of Clark's love. They wanted the Clana wrap-up to reflect how important Lana was in Clark's life, and how much she means to him. They don't need Lois looking like a jerk and touting her as the rebound girl in order to have Lana look good.

Chloe fans don't need Lois looking like a cheap imitation and Lana looking like an evil dominatrix to make Chloe seem like the true hero. They see Chloe as someone worthy of Clark's love and friendship, and worthy to be viewed as the hero she is. They don't have to have the writers demean Lois and tramp all over her in order to make Chloe look good, because they already see Chloe as looking good, and so any thing that Lois does positive doesn't have to take away from who Chloe is. They don't ask that Lana comes off as a wily vixen in order to show how Chloe should be important to Clark and deserving of his love.

The truth is, most fans want every character to have arcs worthy of being portrayed and enjoyed, and that their character isn't stomped into the mud just to prop up another character. Most people don't call for the trashing of the so called "competition". They simply want their favorite characters to be written consistently enough that they are recognizable, even when taking a new path. They want their characters to be taken care of by the writers, instead of used and abused in favor of someone else.

Fan wars start when the writers disappoint us. It's unfortunate and not the first intention of the fans. We simply desire that those in charge of the destination of Smallville be aware of the worth each character can offer to this story.

[falcon64z8]

I loved it. Also, I like how they make Ollie character become, in that now all super heroes are like Superman.

[NoSupeForYou]

Ann (geminis), Thank you so much for everything you said. And the vote of confidence! Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy. I just wish one of the show runners could at least care how the audience would respond to the scripts and plots!

Sharon (bookfanatic) That was a really nice thing to say. I'm very glad you signed up to be a member here. It helps with dealing with the disappointment the show can sometimes deliver. And the hope other fans have for the future can really boost the faith sometimes when some of us are lacking hope.

Sasha (Mrs. Superman) Thank you very much for your compliments. It's very nice to come here and realize that I'm not alone in how I viewed the show, either.

It just confirms how the message the writers were trying to get across failed at some point if the audience has a large number of people who failed to see the script as a success. Some of us viewed Lana as the hero, and some of us viewed her different. The writers should be able to write a script where we are all aware of how the character is being portrayed, and we can all see the logic of how she got there. The audience divide isn't split into anti-Lana/pro-Lana, necessarily, but in how we viewed how well the script delivered their story.


Thanks KH628. I can't wait for March either!

Thanks SGuthrie27. I would gladly take over for those two who are headed to do Melrose Place. I think the show could benefit from having a fan as part of the creative process. I don't mean me, I mean anyone who actually could view the show as an audience member would in order to have a better grasp of how these plots will come across and be received by the audience. I think the writers sometimes lack that side of the process.

MetropolisGirl4SV, Thank you so much. I also felt strong emotions from the episode, so you're not alone in having those reactions!

Thanks again, Michele (Mickey Bickey). It just really felt as though this arc could have gone a way that would have benefited every character, instead of just one. It's really sad that they didn't feel the need to respect all of their characters in this arc. It's not that we think Lana didn't deserve to come off in a positive light, but more the fact that we think the other characters didn't deserve to come off as though they were forgotten and unworthy of being written well.

Jlbtjb316, It's not that I think you are off-base, because you have a very valid point of view. But, I think that there were a great many fans who got the impression that Lana wasn't being selfless in Power, and wasn't naturally in a position to be noble in Requiem. You saw the best possible interpretation of every scene, and hoped that it was the true writers intent. I know some people went the opposite and took the worst possible interpretation of every scene, and so saw Lana as evil and selfish no matter what the actual intent of the writers. I just think that if the writers true intent was, as you say, to show Lana to have grown and become a noble hero, they didn't do a good job.

Sure, she made some hard choices, but by their own script, she came off as power hungry to a huge portion of the audience, whether it was how they intended it or not. They didn't show her to be struggling with what the right thing to do with the technology was, or taking a long time to come to the decision that she should wear it. She seemed to have been positive from the start that she wanted that suit. She looked as though as soon as she became aware that there was a suit out there that would give her powers, she was bent on getting it.

I agree that she wanted it kept out of Lex's hands, which was a good decision, but that is not the main reason she wanted to obtain it. She would have destroyed the technology if her sole intent was to prevent Lex from having those powers. She didn't, and she made sure that no one could stop her from obtaining the suit, which she admits to. She never says she was protecting people from the testing of the suit, so I see no reason to assume that her thoughts were on protecting others by taking the suit herself.

As for the good she could do in the world with the suit, what about the good she could have done for the world without the suit? Is the message that only those with powers can save the world? If her intentions were to give her a chance to truly be with Clark, then that is a selfish reason for obtaining a suit that is dangerous. I'm not saying she was wrong in having such a desire, but it's not a noble desire. She knows power can corrupt, as she herself used her powers for the wrong reason the last time she had them. To assume that she has risen above the lure of using superpowers for her own purposes, and that she is worthy of wielding such powers, is a great assumption and vain in many ways. You are right that it's not wrong of Lana that she's tired of being a victim, but her training was preparing her to fight back. She didn't need superpowers to be strong and protect herself. She didn't want the powers just so she would stop being a victim, she wanted to wield powers, and not just reap the benefit of being invincible.

I truly hope that there is not many fans out there who really wants one character to be written down just so another character can look good. I know people accuse other fans of desiring this, but I just don't think many fans truly want that. They want their favorite characters to come out looking as though their progressing, and they hope that every other character can do the same, or at least that the characters are written consistently and not just bobbed about wherever the wind blows them. There is almost no one who wants a character dragged through the mud in an effort to prop up their character. I know it seems that way sometimes when fans are upset at how a character is portrayed, but I just don't think there are more than a few fans out there who truly would want that.

Lois fans don't need Lana to look like an evil person in order to make Lois look worthy of Clark. Lois fans already feel that Lois is worthy of Clark, and all they wanted was Clark to choose Lois. They don't need Lana to look bad in order to force Clark with a clear choice between good (Lois) and bad (Lana). Lana could still be written as a hero and have Clark choose Lois anyway.

Lana fans don't need Lois drug through the mud in order to show how Lana is worthy of Clark. Lana fans want Lana to be written in a way that respects who she is and shows off her contribution to Clark's life. They don't need Lois to come off looking like a poor imitation of Clark's true love Lana, they just want the acknowledgement that Clark truly loved Lana and that Lana is worthy of Clark's love. They wanted the Clana wrap-up to reflect how important Lana was in Clark's life, and how much she means to him. They don't need Lois looking like a jerk and touting her as the rebound girl in order to have Lana look good.

Chloe fans don't need Lois looking like a cheap imitation and Lana looking like an evil dominatrix to make Chloe seem like the true hero. They see Chloe as someone worthy of Clark's love and friendship, and worthy to be viewed as the hero she is. They don't have to have the writers demean Lois and tramp all over her in order to make Chloe look good, because they already see Chloe as looking good, and so any thing that Lois does positive doesn't have to take away from who Chloe is. They don't ask that Lana comes off as a wily vixen in order to show how Chloe should be important to Clark and deserving of his love.

The truth is, most fans want every character to have arcs worthy of being portrayed and enjoyed, and that their character isn't stomped into the mud just to prop up another character. Most people don't call for the trashing of the so called "competition". They simply want their favorite characters to be written consistently enough that they are recognizable, even when taking a new path. They want their characters to be taken care of by the writers, instead of used and abused in favor of someone else.

Fan wars start when the writers disappoint us. It's unfortunate and not the first intention of the fans. We simply desire that those in charge of the destination of Smallville be aware of the worth each character can offer to this story.

Perfectly said. All I have ever wanted is to see the Superman in Clark Kent that I have always admired even if this is before he wore the suit and cape. Unfortunately, the writers have never given me that and every time Lana is around he reminds me less and less of Earth's greatest hero. This has happened not because Lana is a bad character, but because she was written so. For whatever reason, TPTB decided that to be his equal she had to have superpowers, or they had to emasculate Clark. This is a silly and childish notion as most of us grow up and realize that we can be different from someone and yet still be their equal.

During this arc all the characters took a big hit.
Clark was made to look weak and immature.
Lana was made to look power hungry and selfish.
Ollie was made into a murderer.
Chloe was made into an uncaring murderer who couldn't even pass up her morning cup of coffee to visit her critically wounded husband.
Jimmy wasn't even worth mentioning.
Lois was nothing more than an afterthought.
Tess is nothing more than a follower who moves from worshiping one person to the next.
Doomsday is nothing more than a weak little lovesick puppy.
I can't comment on Lex since that wasn't really him.

Is there one relationship on this show that does work? Am I asking for too much in asking that at least one of these couples works out? The closest thing they have to a successful relationship on this show is Ollie and Tess.

[cody]

From:TracyLee (sorry still getting the hang of how to do this. I am old, so cut me some slack :)).

Cody: Thank You! Like Jlbtjb316 you understand the complexities of the show, of "Clana", and of the mythos that is Superman. Someone said in an earlier quote that Clark could not love Lois until he "stopped loving Lana". Well that ain't gonna happen, nor should it! Lana is Clark's first love, always will be. They will always (to quote Lana) be in each other's hearts'. Now that may sound corney or mushey, but first loves are like that. And Clark and Lana loved each other truly madly, deeply. There had to be closure. What better way than they cannot get near each other or it would kill (litterally) Clark. This forces both of them to move on. I love it that Clark knowing it could hurt or maybe kill him, forced his way to Lana in the barn, for what he knew would be their last embrace, last kiss, last touch. True Love endures that kind of pain. No I am not a romance writer or reader, but the "Clana" did have True Love. That does not mean, neither can have it again with another. And we know that Lois will be Clark's in the future. It was fitting that Lois was not in this episode. It would have been a distraction to the closure of Clark and Lana. The actors portrayed it beautifully. The special effects were well done on Clark's face, for that is what krytonite would do to him.

Cody said it best--if they would have left Lana with the video good bye and that was it, Clark truly would never get over her and be "mopey". They are both stronger, better and more mature because of all that they have been through.

Lex dead? Come on! I don't think even the writers can do that. Lex is still in Superman's future. And I believe they will bring back Michael Rosenbaum for at least one episode, to at least close his character for this particular genre of the legend.

KK I am sure is glad that Lana went out strong, vibrant, and heroine worthy. Not a little girl always needing to be rescued.

Finally, be kind to the show. It is about a hero, who questions himself, his destiny (although they could have had him embrace that a little sooner), his humanity, his "worthiness" if you will. True heroes do that. I like that he is flawed and not perfect. We make mistakes, we grow, we learn. Even heroes have a right to dream and grieve. Even when they are from another planet.

I hope when the show ends they play Five for Fighting's "Superman", for that song truly sums up Clark and the Superman inside.

I have to agree TracyLee, you always remember that first love. In most cases anyway:)

[Fallen One]

Thanks NoSuperForYou. Requiem being the finale of Lanaville sounds good to me. *spits*. Bring on Infamous.

Thanks Michele (and sis)! I can't stand that song, or that movie. But just so happens that it was mentioned in a convo with someone who will surely recognize it when she reads this. It sparked a crazy idea in my head that I wanted to try out. So thanks Annie (Cloisthelegendbegins) for contributing to my insanity.

Thanks Rachel!

Bad episode huh Annie? I'm glad its over too. Thank you.

cma_454, thanks!

Eric, yes I did forget to quote that horrible line. I am glad she's gone too and I guess that in itself is a miracle. Thanks.

Melissa! Thank you. Only on SV could people break beds and think its HILARIOUS. If I broke a bed I'd be pissed, those things are expensive. But not Clark and.. that woman. I don't even have to say her name anymore because she's an afterthought.

Jor-Elduex, I think TW cares about how his character is presented very much. But lets say he didn't.. episodes like Power and Requiem treated Clark like's garbage. That has to appeal to someone's pride at least a little. When you're out there busting your butt and these writers give you such ridiculous storylines and dialogue, it would make a lesser man lose it. These bozos cared more about making a former character that would only be on the show for 5 episodes look good at the expence of the main character. Its a lack of respect.

MsCali4eva, thanks and on behalf of all previously optimistic people: I apologize. But in my defense, I've known this episode would suck for 2 months now. But don't fret, next episode picks back up where all the good things left off. The season will get REALLY good again, starting next episode.

[SnowBird]

In this episode, we get to see these struggles within these characters. Oliver Queen wanted to kill Lex (just as the US government want to kill Osama Bin Laden and his senior commanders) because he's convinced it's the only way to protect the world. Clark wanted to kill Lex since he forced Lana to become infused with kryponite and thus deny Clark and Lana the perfect opportunity to be together. Chloe had to face up to her own actions after Oliver reminded her of her visit to Sebastion. Lana had to face up to the fact that her desire to become a superhero does come as a high price for her and Clark's future. The story ask whether their unwavering commitment to their cause – Oliver (justice), Chloe (loyalty), Clark (love) and Lana (independent) blinds them to their moral values and smother their rationale? Does it prevents them from thinking things through in a logic manner and thus proving themselves to be the role model we - the viewers - hold them to be? The short answer is – yes it does.

Very Good...Thanks for bringing this out. I hadn't thought about this episode in this way. Each fighting with their own morals.

[DAISHI]

I feel really bad for Clark at this point. His entire life built up for him in Smallville is gone. Evil Lex or Good Lex, the two were still friends at one point, and now he's dead. His highschool sweetheart is gone forever. Lionel started coming around and he's gone. Clark's dad is dead. His mom lives in Washington or whatever. His good friend Pete's been gone forever, only having returned that once.

So his friends and family are gone. Cloey is the only one left and she's married, and marriage will eventually take people another direction, it demands your time. Who's Clark got, really? I know Lois and him are growing closer but he's lost his past. That's what I was thinking about when he was standing at the wreckage. I was just remembering when Lex and Clark were standing outside the Talon back in Season 1. When high school days were here and there was some joy in Smallville. I feel really sad about this episode because it ends the final pieces that were there of Clark's past. Everyone's gone.

[tibbit78]

I miss the good old days of Smallville from season 1 - 3.

Those were such good old days.

[tyson08]

:lol: Cedric, your review was entertaining as always. I got to admit, I looked forward to them every week!

[SGuthrie27]

Your reviews always get a few chuckles or more from me, too, Cedric.

And La Donna, once again, you are SO on target. It truly does seem like the producers and writers of this show continually try to make one or another of their female leads look bad in order to elevate another one on some pedestal, when all three of them are great, well-rounded characters worthy of good storylines and development -- not some of the drivel we've been getting recently. Is it too much to ask for some consistency here?!

--SGuthrie ><>' :)--

[Promise]

This proves that Smallville has absolutely no ties to canonical Superman lore. For all we know SV Clark never becomes Superman. I was always under the impression that the show had to stick to the three basic rules of Superman.

1. Clark becomes Superman.

2. Lex and Clark are enemies forever.

3. Clark ends up with Lois, his true love.



They are sticking to the rules. Here's my answers to yours.

1. He will, just not there yet.

2. Actually they are, since season 6.

3.He will, but that's after he becomes Superman, this is Smallville, watch the episode Crimson in S6, you will know what I mean in reguards to Lois. Clana just ended so give it time, but I doubt we see Clark and Lois fully in Smallville.

----- Added 13 Minutes later -----


As a superman fan, this episode was awful, absolutely awful. As a casual fan of the series who knows nothing of Superman I would have probably liked this episode as it was very gut wrenching and the characters had to make some tough decisions. Unfortunately everything that happened in this episode contradicts what Superman is all about.

I disagree, I'm also a Superman fan, and with my shipper aside(Clana), I saw a lot of Supermanish type stuff. One of the main example that stands out is Clark refusing to kill, and Clark dealing with human motions. Since Legion, Clark talked about the 1st code of never killing anyone. In this episode, he talked to Chloe and reminded how he didn't kill her when she was Braniac. Also, after what happened to Lana, Clark dealt with his human side of emotions, and he wanted to kill Lex. Overall and in the end, it was Oliver that did has done the killing, and because of this, this seperates why Superman is Superman and one of the main leaders in JL, vs Oliver/Green Arrow.

Don't know if your a Clois fan, but if you are and your looking at Smallville thru those Clois eyes, then I can understand why you didn't like the episode and missed out on the Supermanish qualities that were shown in Requiem.

----- Added 15 Minutes later -----


I miss the good old days of Smallville from season 1 - 3.

Those were such good old days.

Yeah, no characters from the future, meaning after Clark is Superman.

[OGrocks]

The problem with all of you who don't like where the show is going is because you dont know how to wait. They (the Network) had to end the relationship of CLana. Plus Clark had to learn that the next person could not know about his powers. Superman has to live a double life. Lana knew about him but Lois will not. This is the main lesson.

[Promise]

The problem with all of you who don't like where the show is going is because you dont know how to wait. They (the Network) had to end the relationship of CLana. Plus Clark had to learn that the next person could not know about his powers. Superman has to live a double life. Lana knew about him but Lois will not. This is the main lesson.

Thank You!!!!!!:)

I agree

[Reeve_290]

The problem with all of you who don't like where the show is going is because you dont know how to wait. They (the Network) had to end the relationship of CLana. Plus Clark had to learn that the next person could not know about his powers. Superman has to live a double life. Lana knew about him but Lois will not. This is the main lesson.

That's a pretty good contribution for your first ever post mate! :)

And so, so, SO very true! There are a lot of impatient fans on this site. The show is gonna get back to the style and quality (if you wanna use that word) that it was at earlier this season, its just gonna take an episode or two now that Lana is gone.

Then just about everyone will hypocritically go back to kissing the dirt that PS3 walk on and try to forget the needlessly negative and childish comments they've been making for nearly a month.

[alejandrita439]

your review is amazing Cedric :D

[skugers]

I'm quite new here but Cedric I gotta say I really enjoyed your review. I was hilarious and accurate at the same time. Thanks! :)

[sphrkilo]

The only reason I gave this epie a four was because of the last scene. The rest was completely mindless. I honestly don't know what anyone was thinking in making this episode. The whole Lana with abilities thing was crap to being with, as was Lex's role this entire season. The toyman was ridiculous, and seriously, how many more times do we have to be reminded that Clark shouldn't be trying to kill Lex? And now Ollie's a murderer too? Really? Is that the best Smallville can come up with? AND on top of that another unsatisfying end to a yoyo relationship. I thought we were over this hump? Now we've got to deal with depressed Clark again? After last season, I hoped that things would get a lot better, and that was promised in the beginning of this season, but once again Smallville was a let down. Very disappointing.

[joemamma]

Wednesday Night.

Clark: Oh, gather around peeps. Gather around. I guess it's official. Tommorrow Lana will finished, forever.

Jimmy: You mean it, C.K.? No foolies?

Clark: No foolies.

Lois: For real and for true?

Clark: For real and for true.

Davis: I'm so happy that I don't know whether to cry or stuff a body in a dumpster.

Clark: Oh, Little Orphan experiment. You can do both. You'll always be able to do both. Why? Because I love you. I love all you. In fact, I have a meteor rock for each of you. I decided to give it to you on this night. It symbolizes my love for each and every one of you.

Tess: Clark, are you gonna sing?

Clark: Yes I am Tess and stop doing that to Lex's picture. That's glass, not your boyfriend.

Clark clears his throat and begins to sing a song to the tune of "Tomorrow" from Little Orphan Annie. A huge band rises from the ground and we go into full scale musical mode.

Clark: Lana will be gone..

Tomorrow

Bet your last green-k dollar that...

Tomorrow

She'll be done!

Davis: Just dreamin' about

Tomorrow

Carvin' up Jimmy Olsen's ass

Like Zorro...

'Til I'm done!

Lois: When I'm feeling delirious,

And curious,

About the Blur,

Chloe: I just pretend her apartment's mine,

And hold,

And say.

Lois: Non-reporter things...

Akward silence

All: Ohhhhhh Clana'll be done

Tomorrow

Really?

Tomorrow!

Not Joking?

Tommorrow!

Clark: I forgot the words

Tomorrow!

Season Eight arcs: I'll pick back up where I left off!

Tomorrow!

Lois: I'll be back!

All: Tomorrow!

Lana: But guys, I missed Lois too.

Cedric: (walking into the room) Shut your goddamn mouth and go home. (walks out of the room.)

Lana: No problem. G'Night everyone. Happy celebrating.

Clark: Sorry for the interruptions here. Take us home, Jimmy.

Jimmy: I'll be suddenly healed!

Tomorrow!

Chloe: I'll pretend to care that he is!

Tommorrow!

Lois: I'll have a job again!

Tomorrow!

All: Tomorrow!

Daily Planet: I'll exist again!

Tommorrow..

When she's gone!

Cloisers: (running into the room and singing) Ohhhhhhh Tomorrow!

Tomorrow!

We love ya!

Tommorrow!

All: You're only a dayyyyyy, aaaaaaaa wayyyyyyyyy!!

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Its Saturday and I'm pissed. That means there was a new episode of Smallville on Thursday. Fortunately, it was the last episode that I'll ever see of Lana Lang. Lets just get it over it, this review isn't going to write itself.

Previously ON: Smallville went to hell.

I know there wasn't a previously on, so hush up. Anyways, we open to the tune of a music box and a shot of a middle aged weirdo wearing sunglasses, at night, indoors as he paints the globe on a toy model Daily Planet. He goes on about how simpler it was as a child, evening admitting that toys were his best friends. Yep, he's a virgin. He turns to this creepy ventriloquist doll and continues his speech.

"Toys are powerful things, you know." - Toyman, 7:00PM. Ha! Thats what she said.

He turns back to his model Daily Planet, picks it up, and clicks a button. The globe starts spinning as he laughs at his craftsmanship. Dude you're sick, see a therapist.

Luthorcorp. Did I really just type that? After 14 episodes they finally give us our first look at Luthorcorp in season 8. There's even photos of Lex and Lionel on the wall. Who would have guessed? There's a meeting of the board with one lady raving about how sucky Tess is. She points to Tess' recent idiot activity such as: being devoted to Lana and losing the prototype of the Prometheus suit, as evidence that she's gone off the rocker and needs to booted off the Luthor island asap. When she calls for a vote of no-confidence everyone in the room raises their hands in agreement including me and my dog. So does Oliver, who waltzes in to tell them that ginormouses change is a' coming. You see, ole Oliver purchased controlling interest in Luthorcorp. Welllll that just makes everyone in the room give their bitter beer face as Ollie lectures them on their evil evilness. As the same lady jumps up to defend the legacy of Luthorcorp Oliver notices that a suspicious toy has begun swaying back and forth, then suddenly stops. He yells for everyone to get down but the room explodes before they react. Ohh its just terrible! Chairs fall out of the building, ablazed. But not to worry, they are evil chairs.

Opening Credits. I think the words of this song were specifically written for Lois and Jimmy.

Welcome to Burger King, the home of Whopper. May I take your order?

Give me Clana.

Listen numbnuts, this is the LAST TIME I'm telling you. We don't sell garbage.

Kent Farm. There's a rumbling in Clark's room and its not just the dump truck. A crack (pipe) is heard and Clana lays on his broken bed, with Lana giggling like a schoolgirl over it. Thats funny. Thats real funny, Lana. Isn't that just funny everyone? What is this, Smallville for dummies?? Anyway, still giggling, she picks up the sheet and throws it over her head, Clark follows suit and goes back under the covers. And they lay there, staring and talking about different places they can go and the things they can do with their powers. I'm not making this up, people; I'm not dumb enough. Lana quickly changes into clothes and says that the thing she really wants to do is <strike>ruin Cedric's life</strike> help Clark patrol Metropolis. Clark looks at her like she just told him she sat on Shelby, then tells her its a bad idea. Nonsense, Clark. Every citizen wants a lunatic on a power-trip patrolling the streets. Of course she convinces him that she can do it, because to deny Lana Lang something is unheard of. Especially now that she has super strength and super speed. He gives a stupid speech about wanting misery and Chloe knocks at the door to break up the kiss. She has urgent news about Jimmy's recovery. Ha ha ha, thats a good one. What she really has news about is the Luthorcorp bombing.

Metropolis General. Oliver lays in bed when the Ambiguously Lame Duo speeds in. After small talk, he's asked if he has an idea about who blew up the room. He gives a curious 'no' and deflects it on an angry <strike>fan</strike> stock holder. After he reveals that he's the new chairman of Luthorcorp, Inspector Hatchet speculates that Lex is behind the blast. Clark does what he does best when Lana is around- nods and approve. Oliver theorizes that if Lex would be after anyone it would be Lana, not him. Asked if he remember anything before the blast, Oliver gives another suspicious 'no'. Thats enough for Clark, but not for the Pink who gives him her secrets face. Ugh. They could have saved money by using a Clark bobble head doll in this scene. Thats basically what they are doing to him anyways.

Luthorcorp. Maybe I'm being paranoid, but I think they 'blew up' Luthorcorp just so they would have an excuse not to ever show again this season. Pinkman and the boy blunder comes in to inspect the damage. Clark stops in his tracks around krpytonite and points it out. Lady Death rips open the box and takes out a kryptonite chip used in the explosive. Did these two stop to think about this being evidence that detectives may want to use later? Of course not. Lana moves her hand near the kryptonite chip and you've GOT to be kidding me. The Kryptonite just vanished into her skin. Can we have ONE thing on this damn show that doesn't vanish around Lana!? There a Queen's Industries logo on the chip and Lana assumes that Ollie knows more than he's letting on. Then she tells Clark that Oliver was in Cuba to kill Lex and that he has an agenda. I think I've lost feeling in my right arm. She tells Clark to giver Oliver a chance to explain but Clark wants them to solve the case on their own. UGH.

Toys-R-Evil. Toyman is talking to that ventriloquist doll again, telling it that the explosion didn't go down as planned because Tess wasn't at Luthorcorp and Ollie survived the explosion. As he promises his doll that he will take care of them too, we go inside the eye of the doll to reveal Lex watching and listening. He looks a handicapped Pirate. This cannot be good at all. Toyman turns away from the dolly Lex and says that the next move is ready. Then with a click of X-box controller he sets the miniature Daily Planet on fire, laughing like an idiot. Is this a subliminal message from the producers? Thats what they've basically done the last four weeks.

Commercial Break. Subway is good, so you don't always have to be. Their motto used to be "eat fresh." Now it's not. For some reason, that really worries me.

Dearest Oliver,

Hi. I miss you. I love you. Please. This time apart means nothing. You need me more than the old thing. Please. Come back to me.

Love,

Your shirt.

PS: Morals and Leather Pants wanted me to ask you to call them.

Metropolis General. Oliver flirts it up with Sarah Michelle Geller's sister before Chloe shows up. Does anyone notice that she ALWAYS shows up when someone else is trying to get some? Anyway, it turns out that Ollie called her over to look up info about Winslow. Because she has nothing better to do with her time like say, be with her bed stricken husband, she sits down to question Ollie about his past with Winslow. Ollie thinks that he's working for Lex but wants to keep that on the hush-hush. Seems Oliver wants to take care of Lex personally. When Chloe realizes his intentions she acts appalled and walks away saying she 'can't lie to Clark'. But she can lie to Jimmy for half a season. Anyways, Ollie plays the ole 'I'm protecting Clark' angle and she gives in. I'm really tired of the "I'm protecting Clark" line being used as an excuse by these characters to do whatever evil they want.

Ollie's Jet. Chloe is looking up Toyman on Wikipedia when Clark comes in. Chloe says she's just randomly checking files from the Luthorcorp merger but Clark thinks she's helping Oliver with a lead regarding the bombing. When asked why Chloe gets right down to the point. The big bad Lex knows Clark's secret and can kill him, so she's doing this for his own good. How sweet, in a sadistic kind of way. Clark balks at killing Lex and Chloe damn near loses her mind.

"Open your eyes Clark. Lex declared war on you years ago. He's known your secret for months. Why have you not done anything yet?" - THE Chloe Sullivan, 7:31 PM.

Clark tells her that he could have killed her when she was Chloiac but he refused. This seems to calm her down and she gives him the info she's gathered about Winslow and tells Clark that he's the bomber. Clark says he'll be careful and walks away, but Chloe shakes her head as if she still doesn't understand why he won't just kill Lex and be done with it.

At the hospital, someone went a little nuts with the party balloons. Its the 4th Blues Brother. And he wants to know Ollie's room number. Dun dun dunnnnn.

Commercial Break. No joke. I think I just saw a commercial with Mr. T. singing in a choir. What. The. Hell.

I love how condescending you are, even when I’m complimenting you.

Clark, that doesn't make any sense.

Oooh Baby! Tell me more!

Kent Farm. She that wasn't, isn't, and will never be is sitting in the kitchen holding that glass necklace. Clark comes in and its one big mush fest. She doesn't know why he kept it, he doesn't know why he should ever throw it away, I don't know why I skipped out on a romantic dinner for two at Arby's for this junk. Its just one big WHY all around. He hooks her stupid necklace around her neck and tells her that nothing will ever get in the way of their happiness, except LOGIC. She tells him that her doctor told her that it was her suit that absorbed the kryptonite in that bomb chip from earlier. Ohh, so she takes Kryptonite and balls. What a woman. Clark wants to focus on catching Winslow and gives up the info Chloe gave him. Exposition, exposition, must stop evil Lex. The end.

Metropolis General. Do you guys think that Justin Hartley cries at night if he doesn't get a shirtless scene? Anyways, he wakes up in bed handcuffed. Ahhhh, that takes me back. Then its revealed that Elwood Blues is behind the handcuffing and suddenly all the good thoughts in my head became terrible ones. Oliver wants to be uncuffed but nah-uh! Thats askin too much. He sees the balloons and sharp objects and reasons that the guy missed the children's ward upstairs. What the hell??? Anyways, he calls the guy a clown which gets him to turn around in anger. Scott starts bragging about his evil genius vendetta, buying Oliver time to pick one of his handcuffs. Winslow brags about working for Lex, some words are exchanged and finally he gets to the point. If the toy monkey clangs his cymbals together 53 times a bomb will kill Oliver. Yeah.. um.. whatever you say. If you think this sounds INSANE, check this out. This little monkey goes to town with his cymbals. He's clanging them together at like 100 clangs per minute. And Winslow decides to stand there and taunt Oliver while all of this is happening instead of hauling ass to the nearest exit. After like the 40th clang, Oliver successfully uncuffs one of his arms and grabs Winslow in a headlock and forces him to uncuff the other arm. When both arms are free, he throws what looks like a ball point pen at this toy monkey, killing it or whatever. This, after the thing must have clanged 80 times. Oliver then grabs Winslow's hand and threatens to break his fingers unless he gives up Lex's location.

Toys-R-Unnecessary. Oh look, its Team Angst. You know, if I squint hard enough, its like I'm in hell. We get a better view of Winslow's home and this place is toy heaven. Lana spots dolly Lex moving his head and thinks there's a camera inside of it. It has to be the big evil Lex whose watching them, she says to a Clark who suddenly can't come to that conclusion on his own. Then she tosses the poor motionless thing in the garbage, just like she's done to Clark's season 8 progress. Anyway, Clark uncovers a miniature Metropolis with a burnt Daily Planet. Again I ask, is this a message?

Back at the hospital, that cute nurse finds Winslow in Oliver's bed. Its not like that people. He's handcuffed and his mouth is taped, but Oliver is nowhere to be seen. She uncuffs the poor innocent Toyfreak and here comes Chloe out of nowhere to warn the nurse that she's uncuffing a villain. Winslow pushes a button and the balloons he had in the room explodes, releasing gas. The nurse and Chloe feint, and Wislow gets away... Scott free! OK OK, that was lame, I know. Shut up.

Commercial Break. Timmy, I think it's time you knew the truth. Your daddy isn't on vacation. He's not coming back. I'm afraid…oh God. He's in the Auto Zone. He got in the Zone. The Auto Zone. Oh, Timmy. It'll be OK. There. There.

Ugh, Isis. Clark calls Lana to let her know he picked up Chloe from the hospital and that the Toyman got away. Oh shut up Clark. Chloe thinks he should be out looking for the bomb, but he tells her that Lana is searching for the bomb at the Daily Planet while he wants to find Lex. WHY is she even there. She doesn't even belong there. She doesn't deserve to be there. WHY don't she go twitch her ass somewhere else. **breaks out of trance** Whew. Ha ha sorry peeps, lost my head there for moment. I'm better now. ::clears throat:: Anyway, Chloe says she found Lex in her nerdish way. Only thing is Lex's IP address keeps changing locations. She hacked into Oliver satelite and found a way for Clark to track Lex that way. What kind of TEAM is this? This is no Justice League, this isn't even close. No one trusts anybody, and each of them would turn on each other in a moment's notice. Anyway, Clark is told he has 10 minutes before the signal disappears.

Daily Planet. Clark checks up on the Pink Wonder. She says she's searched every "room" but hasn't found the bomb. Well well, isn't that something. I think TW wrote that line while the usual writers wrote everything else in the episode. Clark tells her to step aside (not really) and let him work his mojo. Using his super hearing he hears the bomb on the roof. God, no, not again. On the roof Clark walks toward the bomb but its made of a gajallion Kryptonite. Suddenly Darth Vader's voice is heard and....

I have no words...

"Clark Kent and Lana Lang, welcome to your destiny. You destroyed me in everyway, so now I'm going to take away what matters most to you. Do you know what people remember about the greatest star crossed romances? Not how the lovers met, but the way the relationship tragically ended." - Straight out of the Holy Lana, Chapter 1 verse 1. 7:45 PM.

This phony Lex then tells Clark to make a choice. Save the city or sacrifice Lana forever. Clark makes the choice and tells Lana she has to do it, and she walks up to the bomb and starts absorbing the Kryptonite within it while Clark stands there looking ridiculous. This walking disaster then rises into the air like the Phoenix, while green energy surrounds her as she sucks the life out of this show and my optimism.

After she flops to the ground, Clark tries to come near her but she's one giant kryptonite. In anger he speeds off to look for Lex. He finds a his location and its just a random truck. He says that this is the last time Lex will ever hurt anyone and starts walking toward it. Thats right folks, everything he's said this season about not killing is OK when its about other people. But when you harm his Lana you must die. This show is so damn disgusting sometimes. No wonder when people ask me if I watch it I fake an asthma attack. Lana shows up and she talks him down from killing Lex with fake tears in her eyes.

"I promise you, I will help you to punish Lex. But if you kill him, you will lose so much more than just us being together. Clark, you will lose yourself." - TOO late. And SHUT UP you fake-ass hero, 7:46 PM

A few seconds later that truck explodes behind them anyways. Totally symbolic of this episode and this arc's effect on Season 8.

Commercial break. Breathe. Drink. Breathe. Drink. Breathe, dammit breathe. She's gone forever after this, remember. Tommorrow. Remember Tommorrow.

Isis. Chloe somehow hacked into Metropolis General's surveillance footage and saw Oliver leaving the room after he handcuffed Toyguy, noticing that he has that toy monkey in his hand too. Oliver sneaks up behind her and says that Lex deserved to die. She snarks that Oliver did a good job and says that the authorities identified remains that were I.D.'d as Lex's. Oliver asks what does Clark think and she tells him that he thinks whatever Lana tells him to think. Orrr that he thinks Winslow turned on Lex. Same thing. Anyway, Oliver acts like he believes that Winslow did it, and Chloe asks if he's really going to let Winslow take the blame for the murder. Oliver basically says "Hell yeah." Chloe is beside herself and thinks its murder while Ollie thinks its justice. He scoffs at her attitude and tells her to stop acting so innocent. He brings up the final scene of Identity and says that he saw some interesting video footage himself. Chloe blames the murder of Sebastian on Brainiac but Oliver tells her that Brainiac wouldn't kill to protect Clark. Now that her hypocrisy is out, Chloe stands there speechless. On equal footing now, Oliver asks how does she feel about Lex being gone now. She has to admit that she's relieved. He asks her not to tell Clark that he killed Lex because he'll need his friends now that Lex took away his precious. Good job by JH and AM.

We then go into a big slow-motion montage with a sad song. A teary-eyed Clark is at the scene of the truck explosion. He picks up a handful of Lex's dust, stares at it heartbroken, then lets it fall out of his hand. Oliver is at the scene of the Luthercorp explosion staring at a broken picture of Lex. He looks at a ring he must have found, its Lex's trademark green-K ring. At the Talon the skunk hugs Chloe goodbye. Then Clark walks up the stairs of his loft as the song finishes.

Ring

Lana: Hello?

Unknown Caller: (Heavy Breathing)

Lana: Al, you have to let me go. This is childish.

Gough: ....

Click

Sad piano music starts. Clark sees the pretty whittle princess up in the loft. He asks if the docs can do anything and she says no. YES!! Clark still wants to look for a cure but she tells him there's nothing he can do, that its irreversible. YES!! She tells him she will also love him and that she knows what she needs to do with her life now. Life is so beautiful and precious and to be able to protect it is an amazing gift, as Clark well knows. That they made their choice on the roof and wouldn't change it. Clark tells her that she doesn't have to leave, that he wants her in his life even if they are just friends. But Lana says she's not strong enough to be around him and just be friends. YES!! She starts crying, YES!! and Clark starts walking toward her like Herman Munster, fighting through the effects of the Kryptonite coming from her body. She backs off and cries harder but he manages to make it to her and give her one last kiss. You could see the Kryptonite zipping through his facial veins as she kisses him, making him look like Bizarro. Come on now that HAD to be a message! Breaking the kiss, he falls to his knees and she runs off crying. She turns at the stairs and brings up their graveyard convo in the Pilot to tell him that he was right and that she will never be alone and neither will he. That she loves him and will always be with him. WHO CARES, JUST GO ALREADY. He's out of breath and she turns to leave in s-l-o-w-m-o-t-i-o-n. After she speeds off he barely is able to say that he loves her, then falls back exasperated.

I start to tear up. Its over. Its finally over! 7 seasons and 5 episodes worth of Pink is finally over. Its over! Its OVER PEOPLE! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All in all: Another bad episode, albeit not as bad as last week. It was a fitting hurrah for the worst character I've ever seen in Television. Please let the doorknob hit you, Lana.

I don't even know what to say about Clark anymore. These writers butchered him. Just butchered him these last 2 episodes, plus the final scene of Bulletproof. His desire to kill Lex is the second time he's wanted to do so, the first being at the end of Phantom. Both times, because he thought Lex hurt Lana. You cannot have one set of morales for one person and another for everyone else. I felt no pity for him during the final scene. Stand the hell up like a man and accept that its over with some dignity. He's NOT ready Lois, emotionally. Not after this nonsense.

Lana is a joke and her departure was handled like a joke. I bet the writers thought this was tragic or something, but its was completely stupid. A couple being forced apart because Kryptonite infected one of their bodies is the kind of storyline you find on a bad porn movie. Complete garbage all around. I'm not going to say that KK and TW didn't do a good job in that last scene. Rewatching it a couple of times- I think they acted the hell out of it. And I'm sure there was real sadness there. But.. seriously.. seriously.. kryptonite forces them apart? Get the hell off my TV, PLEASE.

The Toyman/Oliver/Chloe B storyline was the the most interesting part of this episode and one of the only redeeming things it. They did a good job with Toyman and left the door open for more. Too bad they wasted him on an episode like this. The Ollie/Chloe morality angle is interesting. I'm glad they brought up what Chloe did in Identity and its good to have confirmation that she did it. So now she and Oliver both have something on each other. Oliver having a green-K ring is very good move. I'm looking forward to seeing how this storyline plays out between they and Clark.

The fake Lex stuff was a slap to MR's face. Like Clark, they dragged him through dirt, spit, and fire just to make Lana look important and heroic. Utter complete garbage. FAIL, you idiot writers. Stop bringing Lex up if all you are going to do is spit on him. Just stop mentioning him at all if this is your idea of "keeping his name going". And that line before the bomb, about Clana being one of the greatest star-crossed lovers? You can suck an egg, writers.

The montage at the end was good, the acting in the final Clana scene was good, the Toyman/Oliver/Chloe stuff was good. Every other Clana scene, every Lex scene, and the contrived childish ending to Clana was horrific. Awful.

These last two episodes of Lana's arc has been atrocious. Its like the writers said: Hey! Let's find out what the fans want and then give them 0% of that.

I'm giving this a 5 out of 10. Second worst of the season. If I wanted to be kicked in the balls I would have went over to Mistress Rita. At least she pours you a glass of Sea Breeze first. Or so I hear.

Infamous can't get here soon enough.

HAHAHAHAHA!!

Classic! You're review had me ROLLING man... spot on!

[Drasix]

kristin kreuk said in a interview that shes open to come back for the series finale

[Reeve_290]

FallenOne. I'm not gonna lie, you are a very funny guy and I actually LOLed at some of the stuff in your review. However (this is not meant to be rude) I reckon with that kind of attitude towards the show, you could make Commencement and Hidden and Bizarro sound just bad if you tried. (Please don't, I love those episodes :p) It goes without saying that a show like Smallville functions on the contrived and very often the melodramatic. We don't pick it to buggery when it works but we demand the writers head on silver platters when they screw up.

Everyone. Now I'm certainly not going to defend the God-awful Lana trip the writers have put us through. Post-Bride I was actually looking forward to seeing what they would do with her and even Post-Legion I had hope that her arc would be a satisfying way to bring closure to Clark and Lana. However the last scene in Bulletproof and all of Power destroyed what little hope I had.

However, while Requiem was another bad outing I personally think that after what they did with Power it could have been a sh1t load worse! Waaaaay worse! So much more, unbelievably, blow my brains out worse!!! And the truth is, its wasn't. A majority say it's a close second - ok. I personally don't think it was as bad as, say Toxic but that's just me. The truth is while the whole Requiem episode wasn't much to be desired that last scene was. Ok the Kryptonite infection was dumber than Pete going Need4Speed and Jimmy going "the name's Olsen, Jimmy Olsen", but if you leave that Green-K plot device on the DP roof where it was created and just look at the last loft scene for what it was (the best TM/KK acting we've had- hell, the last Clana loft scene ever) then it must redeem the episode to a degree.

Given all the negativity thats been going on about the K-Site boards I really think that continuing to bash Lana and her arc after both are finally gone is not going to help anyone. It just fuels Clois frustration at what's happened between Lois and Clark and needlessly upsets the few Lana fans that are still out there. I can as good as guarantee that everyone (Tom Welling, The CW, the writers, creators and, most and saddest of all, Kristin Kreuk :() know how poorly this arc was received. So we don't need to keep this going.

Ok. That said, just so you don't think I'm trying to bash you, FallenOne, I did enjoy your review. I just think in light of what's going on it would be good to finally leave all things Lana where they belongs and hope that Infamous can be the beginning of Smallville Season 8's return to form.

[Jaderoyale]

Wednesday Night.

Clark: Oh, gather around peeps. Gather around. I guess it's official. Tommorrow Lana will finished, forever.

Jimmy: You mean it, C.K.? No foolies?

Clark: No foolies.

Lois: For real and for true?

Clark: For real and for true.

Davis: I'm so happy that I don't know whether to cry or stuff a body in a dumpster.

Clark: Oh, Little Orphan experiment. You can do both. You'll always be able to do both. Why? Because I love you. I love all you. In fact, I have a meteor rock for each of you. I decided to give it to you on this night. It symbolizes my love for each and every one of you.

Tess: Clark, are you gonna sing?

Clark: Yes I am Tess and stop doing that to Lex's picture. That's glass, not your boyfriend.

Clark clears his throat and begins to sing a song to the tune of "Tomorrow" from Little Orphan Annie. A huge band rises from the ground and we go into full scale musical mode.

Clark: Lana will be gone..

Tomorrow

Bet your last green-k dollar that...

Tomorrow

She'll be done!

Davis: Just dreamin' about

Tomorrow

Carvin' up Jimmy Olsen's ass

Like Zorro...

'Til I'm done!

Lois: When I'm feeling delirious,

And curious,

About the Blur,

Chloe: I just pretend her apartment's mine,

And hold,

And say.

Lois: Non-reporter things...

Akward silence

All: Ohhhhhh Clana'll be done

Tomorrow

Really?

Tomorrow!

Not Joking?

Tommorrow!

Clark: I forgot the words

Tomorrow!

Season Eight arcs: I'll pick back up where I left off!

Tomorrow!

Lois: I'll be back!

All: Tomorrow!

Lana: But guys, I missed Lois too.

Cedric: (walking into the room) Shut your goddamn mouth and go home. (walks out of the room.)

Lana: No problem. G'Night everyone. Happy celebrating.

Clark: Sorry for the interruptions here. Take us home, Jimmy.

Jimmy: I'll be suddenly healed!

Tomorrow!

Chloe: I'll pretend to care that he is!

Tommorrow!

Lois: I'll have a job again!

Tomorrow!

All: Tomorrow!

Daily Planet: I'll exist again!

Tommorrow..

When she's gone!

Cloisers: (running into the room and singing) Ohhhhhhh Tomorrow!

Tomorrow!

We love ya!

Tommorrow!

All: You're only a dayyyyyy, aaaaaaaa wayyyyyyyyy!!

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Its Saturday and I'm pissed. That means there was a new episode of Smallville on Thursday. Fortunately, it was the last episode that I'll ever see of Lana Lang. Lets just get it over it, this review isn't going to write itself.

Previously ON: Smallville went to hell.

I know there wasn't a previously on, so hush up. Anyways, we open to the tune of a music box and a shot of a middle aged weirdo wearing sunglasses, at night, indoors as he paints the globe on a toy model Daily Planet. He goes on about how simpler it was as a child, evening admitting that toys were his best friends. Yep, he's a virgin. He turns to this creepy ventriloquist doll and continues his speech.

"Toys are powerful things, you know." - Toyman, 7:00PM. Ha! Thats what she said.

He turns back to his model Daily Planet, picks it up, and clicks a button. The globe starts spinning as he laughs at his craftsmanship. Dude you're sick, see a therapist.

Luthorcorp. Did I really just type that? After 14 episodes they finally give us our first look at Luthorcorp in season 8. There's even photos of Lex and Lionel on the wall. Who would have guessed? There's a meeting of the board with one lady raving about how sucky Tess is. She points to Tess' recent idiot activity such as: being devoted to Lana and losing the prototype of the Prometheus suit, as evidence that she's gone off the rocker and needs to booted off the Luthor island asap. When she calls for a vote of no-confidence everyone in the room raises their hands in agreement including me and my dog. So does Oliver, who waltzes in to tell them that ginormouses change is a' coming. You see, ole Oliver purchased controlling interest in Luthorcorp. Welllll that just makes everyone in the room give their bitter beer face as Ollie lectures them on their evil evilness. As the same lady jumps up to defend the legacy of Luthorcorp Oliver notices that a suspicious toy has begun swaying back and forth, then suddenly stops. He yells for everyone to get down but the room explodes before they react. Ohh its just terrible! Chairs fall out of the building, ablazed. But not to worry, they are evil chairs.

Opening Credits. I think the words of this song were specifically written for Lois and Jimmy.

Welcome to Burger King, the home of Whopper. May I take your order?

Give me Clana.

Listen numbnuts, this is the LAST TIME I'm telling you. We don't sell garbage.

Kent Farm. There's a rumbling in Clark's room and its not just the dump truck. A crack (pipe) is heard and Clana lays on his broken bed, with Lana giggling like a schoolgirl over it. Thats funny. Thats real funny, Lana. Isn't that just funny everyone? What is this, Smallville for dummies?? Anyway, still giggling, she picks up the sheet and throws it over her head, Clark follows suit and goes back under the covers. And they lay there, staring and talking about different places they can go and the things they can do with their powers. I'm not making this up, people; I'm not dumb enough. Lana quickly changes into clothes and says that the thing she really wants to do is <STRIKE>ruin Cedric's life</STRIKE> help Clark patrol Metropolis. Clark looks at her like she just told him she sat on Shelby, then tells her its a bad idea. Nonsense, Clark. Every citizen wants a lunatic on a power-trip patrolling the streets. Of course she convinces him that she can do it, because to deny Lana Lang something is unheard of. Especially now that she has super strength and super speed. He gives a stupid speech about wanting misery and Chloe knocks at the door to break up the kiss. She has urgent news about Jimmy's recovery. Ha ha ha, thats a good one. What she really has news about is the Luthorcorp bombing.

Metropolis General. Oliver lays in bed when the Ambiguously Lame Duo speeds in. After small talk, he's asked if he has an idea about who blew up the room. He gives a curious 'no' and deflects it on an angry <STRIKE>fan</STRIKE> stock holder. After he reveals that he's the new chairman of Luthorcorp, Inspector Hatchet speculates that Lex is behind the blast. Clark does what he does best when Lana is around- nods and approve. Oliver theorizes that if Lex would be after anyone it would be Lana, not him. Asked if he remember anything before the blast, Oliver gives another suspicious 'no'. Thats enough for Clark, but not for the Pink who gives him her secrets face. Ugh. They could have saved money by using a Clark bobble head doll in this scene. Thats basically what they are doing to him anyways.

Luthorcorp. Maybe I'm being paranoid, but I think they 'blew up' Luthorcorp just so they would have an excuse not to ever show again this season. Pinkman and the boy blunder comes in to inspect the damage. Clark stops in his tracks around krpytonite and points it out. Lady Death rips open the box and takes out a kryptonite chip used in the explosive. Did these two stop to think about this being evidence that detectives may want to use later? Of course not. Lana moves her hand near the kryptonite chip and you've GOT to be kidding me. The Kryptonite just vanished into her skin. Can we have ONE thing on this damn show that doesn't vanish around Lana!? There a Queen's Industries logo on the chip and Lana assumes that Ollie knows more than he's letting on. Then she tells Clark that Oliver was in Cuba to kill Lex and that he has an agenda. I think I've lost feeling in my right arm. She tells Clark to giver Oliver a chance to explain but Clark wants them to solve the case on their own. UGH.

Toys-R-Evil. Toyman is talking to that ventriloquist doll again, telling it that the explosion didn't go down as planned because Tess wasn't at Luthorcorp and Ollie survived the explosion. As he promises his doll that he will take care of them too, we go inside the eye of the doll to reveal Lex watching and listening. He looks a handicapped Pirate. This cannot be good at all. Toyman turns away from the dolly Lex and says that the next move is ready. Then with a click of X-box controller he sets the miniature Daily Planet on fire, laughing like an idiot. Is this a subliminal message from the producers? Thats what they've basically done the last four weeks.

Commercial Break. Subway is good, so you don't always have to be. Their motto used to be "eat fresh." Now it's not. For some reason, that really worries me.

Dearest Oliver,

Hi. I miss you. I love you. Please. This time apart means nothing. You need me more than the old thing. Please. Come back to me.

Love,

Your shirt.

PS: Morals and Leather Pants wanted me to ask you to call them.

Metropolis General. Oliver flirts it up with Sarah Michelle Geller's sister before Chloe shows up. Does anyone notice that she ALWAYS shows up when someone else is trying to get some? Anyway, it turns out that Ollie called her over to look up info about Winslow. Because she has nothing better to do with her time like say, be with her bed stricken husband, she sits down to question Ollie about his past with Winslow. Ollie thinks that he's working for Lex but wants to keep that on the hush-hush. Seems Oliver wants to take care of Lex personally. When Chloe realizes his intentions she acts appalled and walks away saying she 'can't lie to Clark'. But she can lie to Jimmy for half a season. Anyways, Ollie plays the ole 'I'm protecting Clark' angle and she gives in. I'm really tired of the "I'm protecting Clark" line being used as an excuse by these characters to do whatever evil they want.

Ollie's Jet. Chloe is looking up Toyman on Wikipedia when Clark comes in. Chloe says she's just randomly checking files from the Luthorcorp merger but Clark thinks she's helping Oliver with a lead regarding the bombing. When asked why Chloe gets right down to the point. The big bad Lex knows Clark's secret and can kill him, so she's doing this for his own good. How sweet, in a sadistic kind of way. Clark balks at killing Lex and Chloe damn near loses her mind.

"Open your eyes Clark. Lex declared war on you years ago. He's known your secret for months. Why have you not done anything yet?" - THE Chloe Sullivan, 7:31 PM.

Clark tells her that he could have killed her when she was Chloiac but he refused. This seems to calm her down and she gives him the info she's gathered about Winslow and tells Clark that he's the bomber. Clark says he'll be careful and walks away, but Chloe shakes her head as if she still doesn't understand why he won't just kill Lex and be done with it.

At the hospital, someone went a little nuts with the party balloons. Its the 4th Blues Brother. And he wants to know Ollie's room number. Dun dun dunnnnn.

Commercial Break. No joke. I think I just saw a commercial with Mr. T. singing in a choir. What. The. Hell.

I love how condescending you are, even when I’m complimenting you.

Clark, that doesn't make any sense.

Oooh Baby! Tell me more!

Kent Farm. She that wasn't, isn't, and will never be is sitting in the kitchen holding that glass necklace. Clark comes in and its one big mush fest. She doesn't know why he kept it, he doesn't know why he should ever throw it away, I don't know why I skipped out on a romantic dinner for two at Arby's for this junk. Its just one big WHY all around. He hooks her stupid necklace around her neck and tells her that nothing will ever get in the way of their happiness, except LOGIC. She tells him that her doctor told her that it was her suit that absorbed the kryptonite in that bomb chip from earlier. Ohh, so she takes Kryptonite and balls. What a woman. Clark wants to focus on catching Winslow and gives up the info Chloe gave him. Exposition, exposition, must stop evil Lex. The end.

Metropolis General. Do you guys think that Justin Hartley cries at night if he doesn't get a shirtless scene? Anyways, he wakes up in bed handcuffed. Ahhhh, that takes me back. Then its revealed that Elwood Blues is behind the handcuffing and suddenly all the good thoughts in my head became terrible ones. Oliver wants to be uncuffed but nah-uh! Thats askin too much. He sees the balloons and sharp objects and reasons that the guy missed the children's ward upstairs. What the hell??? Anyways, he calls the guy a clown which gets him to turn around in anger. Scott starts bragging about his evil genius vendetta, buying Oliver time to pick one of his handcuffs. Winslow brags about working for Lex, some words are exchanged and finally he gets to the point. If the toy monkey clangs his cymbals together 53 times a bomb will kill Oliver. Yeah.. um.. whatever you say. If you think this sounds INSANE, check this out. This little monkey goes to town with his cymbals. He's clanging them together at like 100 clangs per minute. And Winslow decides to stand there and taunt Oliver while all of this is happening instead of hauling ass to the nearest exit. After like the 40th clang, Oliver successfully uncuffs one of his arms and grabs Winslow in a headlock and forces him to uncuff the other arm. When both arms are free, he throws what looks like a ball point pen at this toy monkey, killing it or whatever. This, after the thing must have clanged 80 times. Oliver then grabs Winslow's hand and threatens to break his fingers unless he gives up Lex's location.

Toys-R-Unnecessary. Oh look, its Team Angst. You know, if I squint hard enough, its like I'm in hell. We get a better view of Winslow's home and this place is toy heaven. Lana spots dolly Lex moving his head and thinks there's a camera inside of it. It has to be the big evil Lex whose watching them, she says to a Clark who suddenly can't come to that conclusion on his own. Then she tosses the poor motionless thing in the garbage, just like she's done to Clark's season 8 progress. Anyway, Clark uncovers a miniature Metropolis with a burnt Daily Planet. Again I ask, is this a message?

Back at the hospital, that cute nurse finds Winslow in Oliver's bed. Its not like that people. He's handcuffed and his mouth is taped, but Oliver is nowhere to be seen. She uncuffs the poor innocent Toyfreak and here comes Chloe out of nowhere to warn the nurse that she's uncuffing a villain. Winslow pushes a button and the balloons he had in the room explodes, releasing gas. The nurse and Chloe feint, and Wislow gets away... Scott free! OK OK, that was lame, I know. Shut up.

Commercial Break. Timmy, I think it's time you knew the truth. Your daddy isn't on vacation. He's not coming back. I'm afraid…oh God. He's in the Auto Zone. He got in the Zone. The Auto Zone. Oh, Timmy. It'll be OK. There. There.

Ugh, Isis. Clark calls Lana to let her know he picked up Chloe from the hospital and that the Toyman got away. Oh shut up Clark. Chloe thinks he should be out looking for the bomb, but he tells her that Lana is searching for the bomb at the Daily Planet while he wants to find Lex. WHY is she even there. She doesn't even belong there. She doesn't deserve to be there. WHY don't she go twitch her ass somewhere else. **breaks out of trance** Whew. Ha ha sorry peeps, lost my head there for moment. I'm better now. ::clears throat:: Anyway, Chloe says she found Lex in her nerdish way. Only thing is Lex's IP address keeps changing locations. She hacked into Oliver satelite and found a way for Clark to track Lex that way. What kind of TEAM is this? This is no Justice League, this isn't even close. No one trusts anybody, and each of them would turn on each other in a moment's notice. Anyway, Clark is told he has 10 minutes before the signal disappears.

Daily Planet. Clark checks up on the Pink Wonder. She says she's searched every "room" but hasn't found the bomb. Well well, isn't that something. I think TW wrote that line while the usual writers wrote everything else in the episode. Clark tells her to step aside (not really) and let him work his mojo. Using his super hearing he hears the bomb on the roof. God, no, not again. On the roof Clark walks toward the bomb but its made of a gajallion Kryptonite. Suddenly Darth Vader's voice is heard and....

I have no words...

"Clark Kent and Lana Lang, welcome to your destiny. You destroyed me in everyway, so now I'm going to take away what matters most to you. Do you know what people remember about the greatest star crossed romances? Not how the lovers met, but the way the relationship tragically ended." - Straight out of the Holy Lana, Chapter 1 verse 1. 7:45 PM.

This phony Lex then tells Clark to make a choice. Save the city or sacrifice Lana forever. Clark makes the choice and tells Lana she has to do it, and she walks up to the bomb and starts absorbing the Kryptonite within it while Clark stands there looking ridiculous. This walking disaster then rises into the air like the Phoenix, while green energy surrounds her as she sucks the life out of this show and my optimism.

After she flops to the ground, Clark tries to come near her but she's one giant kryptonite. In anger he speeds off to look for Lex. He finds a his location and its just a random truck. He says that this is the last time Lex will ever hurt anyone and starts walking toward it. Thats right folks, everything he's said this season about not killing is OK when its about other people. But when you harm his Lana you must die. This show is so damn disgusting sometimes. No wonder when people ask me if I watch it I fake an asthma attack. Lana shows up and she talks him down from killing Lex with fake tears in her eyes.

"I promise you, I will help you to punish Lex. But if you kill him, you will lose so much more than just us being together. Clark, you will lose yourself." - TOO late. And SHUT UP you fake-ass hero, 7:46 PM

A few seconds later that truck explodes behind them anyways. Totally symbolic of this episode and this arc's effect on Season 8.

Commercial break. Breathe. Drink. Breathe. Drink. Breathe, dammit breathe. She's gone forever after this, remember. Tommorrow. Remember Tommorrow.

Isis. Chloe somehow hacked into Metropolis General's surveillance footage and saw Oliver leaving the room after he handcuffed Toyguy, noticing that he has that toy monkey in his hand too. Oliver sneaks up behind her and says that Lex deserved to die. She snarks that Oliver did a good job and says that the authorities identified remains that were I.D.'d as Lex's. Oliver asks what does Clark think and she tells him that he thinks whatever Lana tells him to think. Orrr that he thinks Winslow turned on Lex. Same thing. Anyway, Oliver acts like he believes that Winslow did it, and Chloe asks if he's really going to let Winslow take the blame for the murder. Oliver basically says "Hell yeah." Chloe is beside herself and thinks its murder while Ollie thinks its justice. He scoffs at her attitude and tells her to stop acting so innocent. He brings up the final scene of Identity and says that he saw some interesting video footage himself. Chloe blames the murder of Sebastian on Brainiac but Oliver tells her that Brainiac wouldn't kill to protect Clark. Now that her hypocrisy is out, Chloe stands there speechless. On equal footing now, Oliver asks how does she feel about Lex being gone now. She has to admit that she's relieved. He asks her not to tell Clark that he killed Lex because he'll need his friends now that Lex took away his precious. Good job by JH and AM.

We then go into a big slow-motion montage with a sad song. A teary-eyed Clark is at the scene of the truck explosion. He picks up a handful of Lex's dust, stares at it heartbroken, then lets it fall out of his hand. Oliver is at the scene of the Luthercorp explosion staring at a broken picture of Lex. He looks at a ring he must have found, its Lex's trademark green-K ring. At the Talon the skunk hugs Chloe goodbye. Then Clark walks up the stairs of his loft as the song finishes.

Ring

Lana: Hello?

Unknown Caller: (Heavy Breathing)

Lana: Al, you have to let me go. This is childish.

Gough: ....

Click

Sad piano music starts. Clark sees the pretty whittle princess up in the loft. He asks if the docs can do anything and she says no. YES!! Clark still wants to look for a cure but she tells him there's nothing he can do, that its irreversible. YES!! She tells him she will also love him and that she knows what she needs to do with her life now. Life is so beautiful and precious and to be able to protect it is an amazing gift, as Clark well knows. That they made their choice on the roof and wouldn't change it. Clark tells her that she doesn't have to leave, that he wants her in his life even if they are just friends. But Lana says she's not strong enough to be around him and just be friends. YES!! She starts crying, YES!! and Clark starts walking toward her like Herman Munster, fighting through the effects of the Kryptonite coming from her body. She backs off and cries harder but he manages to make it to her and give her one last kiss. You could see the Kryptonite zipping through his facial veins as she kisses him, making him look like Bizarro. Come on now that HAD to be a message! Breaking the kiss, he falls to his knees and she runs off crying. She turns at the stairs and brings up their graveyard convo in the Pilot to tell him that he was right and that she will never be alone and neither will he. That she loves him and will always be with him. WHO CARES, JUST GO ALREADY. He's out of breath and she turns to leave in s-l-o-w-m-o-t-i-o-n. After she speeds off he barely is able to say that he loves her, then falls back exasperated.

I start to tear up. Its over. Its finally over! 7 seasons and 5 episodes worth of Pink is finally over. Its over! Its OVER PEOPLE! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All in all: Another bad episode, albeit not as bad as last week. It was a fitting hurrah for the worst character I've ever seen in Television. Please let the doorknob hit you, Lana.

I don't even know what to say about Clark anymore. These writers butchered him. Just butchered him these last 2 episodes, plus the final scene of Bulletproof. His desire to kill Lex is the second time he's wanted to do so, the first being at the end of Phantom. Both times, because he thought Lex hurt Lana. You cannot have one set of morales for one person and another for everyone else. I felt no pity for him during the final scene. Stand the hell up like a man and accept that its over with some dignity. He's NOT ready Lois, emotionally. Not after this nonsense.

Lana is a joke and her departure was handled like a joke. I bet the writers thought this was tragic or something, but its was completely stupid. A couple being forced apart because Kryptonite infected one of their bodies is the kind of storyline you find on a bad porn movie. Complete garbage all around. I'm not going to say that KK and TW didn't do a good job in that last scene. Rewatching it a couple of times- I think they acted the hell out of it. And I'm sure there was real sadness there. But.. seriously.. seriously.. kryptonite forces them apart? Get the hell off my TV, PLEASE.

The Toyman/Oliver/Chloe B storyline was the the most interesting part of this episode and one of the only redeeming things it. They did a good job with Toyman and left the door open for more. Too bad they wasted him on an episode like this. The Ollie/Chloe morality angle is interesting. I'm glad they brought up what Chloe did in Identity and its good to have confirmation that she did it. So now she and Oliver both have something on each other. Oliver having a green-K ring is very good move. I'm looking forward to seeing how this storyline plays out between they and Clark.

The fake Lex stuff was a slap to MR's face. Like Clark, they dragged him through dirt, spit, and fire just to make Lana look important and heroic. Utter complete garbage. FAIL, you idiot writers. Stop bringing Lex up if all you are going to do is spit on him. Just stop mentioning him at all if this is your idea of "keeping his name going". And that line before the bomb, about Clana being one of the greatest star-crossed lovers? You can suck an egg, writers.

The montage at the end was good, the acting in the final Clana scene was good, the Toyman/Oliver/Chloe stuff was good. Every other Clana scene, every Lex scene, and the contrived childish ending to Clana was horrific. Awful.

These last two episodes of Lana's arc has been atrocious. Its like the writers said: Hey! Let's find out what the fans want and then give them 0% of that.

I'm giving this a 5 out of 10. Second worst of the season. If I wanted to be kicked in the balls I would have went over to Mistress Rita. At least she pours you a glass of Sea Breeze first. Or so I hear.

Infamous can't get here soon enough.

As usual Cedric, god darn awesome review. I could tell it was hard to write. I could feel your pain throughout it. But she's gone Cedric. She has gone. Yes she didn't go in the right way, say i dunno, death (lol), but shes gone.

[jjsmallvillelvr]

kristin kreuk said in a interview that shes open to come back for the series finale
really? that would make me happy!:)

----- Added 6 Minutes later -----


Wednesday Night.

Clark: Oh, gather around peeps. Gather around. I guess it's official. Tommorrow Lana will finished, forever.

Jimmy: You mean it, C.K.? No foolies?

Clark: No foolies.

Lois: For real and for true?

Clark: For real and for true.

Davis: I'm so happy that I don't know whether to cry or stuff a body in a dumpster.

Clark: Oh, Little Orphan experiment. You can do both. You'll always be able to do both. Why? Because I love you. I love all you. In fact, I have a meteor rock for each of you. I decided to give it to you on this night. It symbolizes my love for each and every one of you.

Tess: Clark, are you gonna sing?

Clark: Yes I am Tess and stop doing that to Lex's picture. That's glass, not your boyfriend.

Clark clears his throat and begins to sing a song to the tune of "Tomorrow" from Little Orphan Annie. A huge band rises from the ground and we go into full scale musical mode.

Clark: Lana will be gone..

Tomorrow

Bet your last green-k dollar that...

Tomorrow

She'll be done!

Davis: Just dreamin' about

Tomorrow

Carvin' up Jimmy Olsen's ass

Like Zorro...

'Til I'm done!

Lois: When I'm feeling delirious,

And curious,

About the Blur,

Chloe: I just pretend her apartment's mine,

And hold,

And say.

Lois: Non-reporter things...

Akward silence

All: Ohhhhhh Clana'll be done

Tomorrow

Really?

Tomorrow!

Not Joking?

Tommorrow!

Clark: I forgot the words

Tomorrow!

Season Eight arcs: I'll pick back up where I left off!

Tomorrow!

Lois: I'll be back!

All: Tomorrow!

Lana: But guys, I missed Lois too.

Cedric: (walking into the room) Shut your goddamn mouth and go home. (walks out of the room.)

Lana: No problem. G'Night everyone. Happy celebrating.

Clark: Sorry for the interruptions here. Take us home, Jimmy.

Jimmy: I'll be suddenly healed!

Tomorrow!

Chloe: I'll pretend to care that he is!

Tommorrow!

Lois: I'll have a job again!

Tomorrow!

All: Tomorrow!

Daily Planet: I'll exist again!

Tommorrow..

When she's gone!

Cloisers: (running into the room and singing) Ohhhhhhh Tomorrow!

Tomorrow!

We love ya!

Tommorrow!

All: You're only a dayyyyyy, aaaaaaaa wayyyyyyyyy!!

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Its Saturday and I'm pissed. That means there was a new episode of Smallville on Thursday. Fortunately, it was the last episode that I'll ever see of Lana Lang. Lets just get it over it, this review isn't going to write itself.

Previously ON: Smallville went to hell.

I know there wasn't a previously on, so hush up. Anyways, we open to the tune of a music box and a shot of a middle aged weirdo wearing sunglasses, at night, indoors as he paints the globe on a toy model Daily Planet. He goes on about how simpler it was as a child, evening admitting that toys were his best friends. Yep, he's a virgin. He turns to this creepy ventriloquist doll and continues his speech.

"Toys are powerful things, you know." - Toyman, 7:00PM. Ha! Thats what she said.

He turns back to his model Daily Planet, picks it up, and clicks a button. The globe starts spinning as he laughs at his craftsmanship. Dude you're sick, see a therapist.

Luthorcorp. Did I really just type that? After 14 episodes they finally give us our first look at Luthorcorp in season 8. There's even photos of Lex and Lionel on the wall. Who would have guessed? There's a meeting of the board with one lady raving about how sucky Tess is. She points to Tess' recent idiot activity such as: being devoted to Lana and losing the prototype of the Prometheus suit, as evidence that she's gone off the rocker and needs to booted off the Luthor island asap. When she calls for a vote of no-confidence everyone in the room raises their hands in agreement including me and my dog. So does Oliver, who waltzes in to tell them that ginormouses change is a' coming. You see, ole Oliver purchased controlling interest in Luthorcorp. Welllll that just makes everyone in the room give their bitter beer face as Ollie lectures them on their evil evilness. As the same lady jumps up to defend the legacy of Luthorcorp Oliver notices that a suspicious toy has begun swaying back and forth, then suddenly stops. He yells for everyone to get down but the room explodes before they react. Ohh its just terrible! Chairs fall out of the building, ablazed. But not to worry, they are evil chairs.

Opening Credits. I think the words of this song were specifically written for Lois and Jimmy.

Welcome to Burger King, the home of Whopper. May I take your order?

Give me Clana.

Listen numbnuts, this is the LAST TIME I'm telling you. We don't sell garbage.

Kent Farm. There's a rumbling in Clark's room and its not just the dump truck. A crack (pipe) is heard and Clana lays on his broken bed, with Lana giggling like a schoolgirl over it. Thats funny. Thats real funny, Lana. Isn't that just funny everyone? What is this, Smallville for dummies?? Anyway, still giggling, she picks up the sheet and throws it over her head, Clark follows suit and goes back under the covers. And they lay there, staring and talking about different places they can go and the things they can do with their powers. I'm not making this up, people; I'm not dumb enough. Lana quickly changes into clothes and says that the thing she really wants to do is <STRIKE>ruin Cedric's life</STRIKE> help Clark patrol Metropolis. Clark looks at her like she just told him she sat on Shelby, then tells her its a bad idea. Nonsense, Clark. Every citizen wants a lunatic on a power-trip patrolling the streets. Of course she convinces him that she can do it, because to deny Lana Lang something is unheard of. Especially now that she has super strength and super speed. He gives a stupid speech about wanting misery and Chloe knocks at the door to break up the kiss. She has urgent news about Jimmy's recovery. Ha ha ha, thats a good one. What she really has news about is the Luthorcorp bombing.

Metropolis General. Oliver lays in bed when the Ambiguously Lame Duo speeds in. After small talk, he's asked if he has an idea about who blew up the room. He gives a curious 'no' and deflects it on an angry <STRIKE>fan</STRIKE> stock holder. After he reveals that he's the new chairman of Luthorcorp, Inspector Hatchet speculates that Lex is behind the blast. Clark does what he does best when Lana is around- nods and approve. Oliver theorizes that if Lex would be after anyone it would be Lana, not him. Asked if he remember anything before the blast, Oliver gives another suspicious 'no'. Thats enough for Clark, but not for the Pink who gives him her secrets face. Ugh. They could have saved money by using a Clark bobble head doll in this scene. Thats basically what they are doing to him anyways.

Luthorcorp. Maybe I'm being paranoid, but I think they 'blew up' Luthorcorp just so they would have an excuse not to ever show again this season. Pinkman and the boy blunder comes in to inspect the damage. Clark stops in his tracks around krpytonite and points it out. Lady Death rips open the box and takes out a kryptonite chip used in the explosive. Did these two stop to think about this being evidence that detectives may want to use later? Of course not. Lana moves her hand near the kryptonite chip and you've GOT to be kidding me. The Kryptonite just vanished into her skin. Can we have ONE thing on this damn show that doesn't vanish around Lana!? There a Queen's Industries logo on the chip and Lana assumes that Ollie knows more than he's letting on. Then she tells Clark that Oliver was in Cuba to kill Lex and that he has an agenda. I think I've lost feeling in my right arm. She tells Clark to giver Oliver a chance to explain but Clark wants them to solve the case on their own. UGH.

Toys-R-Evil. Toyman is talking to that ventriloquist doll again, telling it that the explosion didn't go down as planned because Tess wasn't at Luthorcorp and Ollie survived the explosion. As he promises his doll that he will take care of them too, we go inside the eye of the doll to reveal Lex watching and listening. He looks a handicapped Pirate. This cannot be good at all. Toyman turns away from the dolly Lex and says that the next move is ready. Then with a click of X-box controller he sets the miniature Daily Planet on fire, laughing like an idiot. Is this a subliminal message from the producers? Thats what they've basically done the last four weeks.

Commercial Break. Subway is good, so you don't always have to be. Their motto used to be "eat fresh." Now it's not. For some reason, that really worries me.

Dearest Oliver,

Hi. I miss you. I love you. Please. This time apart means nothing. You need me more than the old thing. Please. Come back to me.

Love,

Your shirt.

PS: Morals and Leather Pants wanted me to ask you to call them.

Metropolis General. Oliver flirts it up with Sarah Michelle Geller's sister before Chloe shows up. Does anyone notice that she ALWAYS shows up when someone else is trying to get some? Anyway, it turns out that Ollie called her over to look up info about Winslow. Because she has nothing better to do with her time like say, be with her bed stricken husband, she sits down to question Ollie about his past with Winslow. Ollie thinks that he's working for Lex but wants to keep that on the hush-hush. Seems Oliver wants to take care of Lex personally. When Chloe realizes his intentions she acts appalled and walks away saying she 'can't lie to Clark'. But she can lie to Jimmy for half a season. Anyways, Ollie plays the ole 'I'm protecting Clark' angle and she gives in. I'm really tired of the "I'm protecting Clark" line being used as an excuse by these characters to do whatever evil they want.

Ollie's Jet. Chloe is looking up Toyman on Wikipedia when Clark comes in. Chloe says she's just randomly checking files from the Luthorcorp merger but Clark thinks she's helping Oliver with a lead regarding the bombing. When asked why Chloe gets right down to the point. The big bad Lex knows Clark's secret and can kill him, so she's doing this for his own good. How sweet, in a sadistic kind of way. Clark balks at killing Lex and Chloe damn near loses her mind.

"Open your eyes Clark. Lex declared war on you years ago. He's known your secret for months. Why have you not done anything yet?" - THE Chloe Sullivan, 7:31 PM.

Clark tells her that he could have killed her when she was Chloiac but he refused. This seems to calm her down and she gives him the info she's gathered about Winslow and tells Clark that he's the bomber. Clark says he'll be careful and walks away, but Chloe shakes her head as if she still doesn't understand why he won't just kill Lex and be done with it.

At the hospital, someone went a little nuts with the party balloons. Its the 4th Blues Brother. And he wants to know Ollie's room number. Dun dun dunnnnn.

Commercial Break. No joke. I think I just saw a commercial with Mr. T. singing in a choir. What. The. Hell.

I love how condescending you are, even when I’m complimenting you.

Clark, that doesn't make any sense.

Oooh Baby! Tell me more!

Kent Farm. She that wasn't, isn't, and will never be is sitting in the kitchen holding that glass necklace. Clark comes in and its one big mush fest. She doesn't know why he kept it, he doesn't know why he should ever throw it away, I don't know why I skipped out on a romantic dinner for two at Arby's for this junk. Its just one big WHY all around. He hooks her stupid necklace around her neck and tells her that nothing will ever get in the way of their happiness, except LOGIC. She tells him that her doctor told her that it was her suit that absorbed the kryptonite in that bomb chip from earlier. Ohh, so she takes Kryptonite and balls. What a woman. Clark wants to focus on catching Winslow and gives up the info Chloe gave him. Exposition, exposition, must stop evil Lex. The end.

Metropolis General. Do you guys think that Justin Hartley cries at night if he doesn't get a shirtless scene? Anyways, he wakes up in bed handcuffed. Ahhhh, that takes me back. Then its revealed that Elwood Blues is behind the handcuffing and suddenly all the good thoughts in my head became terrible ones. Oliver wants to be uncuffed but nah-uh! Thats askin too much. He sees the balloons and sharp objects and reasons that the guy missed the children's ward upstairs. What the hell??? Anyways, he calls the guy a clown which gets him to turn around in anger. Scott starts bragging about his evil genius vendetta, buying Oliver time to pick one of his handcuffs. Winslow brags about working for Lex, some words are exchanged and finally he gets to the point. If the toy monkey clangs his cymbals together 53 times a bomb will kill Oliver. Yeah.. um.. whatever you say. If you think this sounds INSANE, check this out. This little monkey goes to town with his cymbals. He's clanging them together at like 100 clangs per minute. And Winslow decides to stand there and taunt Oliver while all of this is happening instead of hauling ass to the nearest exit. After like the 40th clang, Oliver successfully uncuffs one of his arms and grabs Winslow in a headlock and forces him to uncuff the other arm. When both arms are free, he throws what looks like a ball point pen at this toy monkey, killing it or whatever. This, after the thing must have clanged 80 times. Oliver then grabs Winslow's hand and threatens to break his fingers unless he gives up Lex's location.

Toys-R-Unnecessary. Oh look, its Team Angst. You know, if I squint hard enough, its like I'm in hell. We get a better view of Winslow's home and this place is toy heaven. Lana spots dolly Lex moving his head and thinks there's a camera inside of it. It has to be the big evil Lex whose watching them, she says to a Clark who suddenly can't come to that conclusion on his own. Then she tosses the poor motionless thing in the garbage, just like she's done to Clark's season 8 progress. Anyway, Clark uncovers a miniature Metropolis with a burnt Daily Planet. Again I ask, is this a message?

Back at the hospital, that cute nurse finds Winslow in Oliver's bed. Its not like that people. He's handcuffed and his mouth is taped, but Oliver is nowhere to be seen. She uncuffs the poor innocent Toyfreak and here comes Chloe out of nowhere to warn the nurse that she's uncuffing a villain. Winslow pushes a button and the balloons he had in the room explodes, releasing gas. The nurse and Chloe feint, and Wislow gets away... Scott free! OK OK, that was lame, I know. Shut up.

Commercial Break. Timmy, I think it's time you knew the truth. Your daddy isn't on vacation. He's not coming back. I'm afraid…oh God. He's in the Auto Zone. He got in the Zone. The Auto Zone. Oh, Timmy. It'll be OK. There. There.

Ugh, Isis. Clark calls Lana to let her know he picked up Chloe from the hospital and that the Toyman got away. Oh shut up Clark. Chloe thinks he should be out looking for the bomb, but he tells her that Lana is searching for the bomb at the Daily Planet while he wants to find Lex. WHY is she even there. She doesn't even belong there. She doesn't deserve to be there. WHY don't she go twitch her ass somewhere else. **breaks out of trance** Whew. Ha ha sorry peeps, lost my head there for moment. I'm better now. ::clears throat:: Anyway, Chloe says she found Lex in her nerdish way. Only thing is Lex's IP address keeps changing locations. She hacked into Oliver satelite and found a way for Clark to track Lex that way. What kind of TEAM is this? This is no Justice League, this isn't even close. No one trusts anybody, and each of them would turn on each other in a moment's notice. Anyway, Clark is told he has 10 minutes before the signal disappears.

Daily Planet. Clark checks up on the Pink Wonder. She says she's searched every "room" but hasn't found the bomb. Well well, isn't that something. I think TW wrote that line while the usual writers wrote everything else in the episode. Clark tells her to step aside (not really) and let him work his mojo. Using his super hearing he hears the bomb on the roof. God, no, not again. On the roof Clark walks toward the bomb but its made of a gajallion Kryptonite. Suddenly Darth Vader's voice is heard and....

I have no words...

"Clark Kent and Lana Lang, welcome to your destiny. You destroyed me in everyway, so now I'm going to take away what matters most to you. Do you know what people remember about the greatest star crossed romances? Not how the lovers met, but the way the relationship tragically ended." - Straight out of the Holy Lana, Chapter 1 verse 1. 7:45 PM.

This phony Lex then tells Clark to make a choice. Save the city or sacrifice Lana forever. Clark makes the choice and tells Lana she has to do it, and she walks up to the bomb and starts absorbing the Kryptonite within it while Clark stands there looking ridiculous. This walking disaster then rises into the air like the Phoenix, while green energy surrounds her as she sucks the life out of this show and my optimism.

After she flops to the ground, Clark tries to come near her but she's one giant kryptonite. In anger he speeds off to look for Lex. He finds a his location and its just a random truck. He says that this is the last time Lex will ever hurt anyone and starts walking toward it. Thats right folks, everything he's said this season about not killing is OK when its about other people. But when you harm his Lana you must die. This show is so damn disgusting sometimes. No wonder when people ask me if I watch it I fake an asthma attack. Lana shows up and she talks him down from killing Lex with fake tears in her eyes.

"I promise you, I will help you to punish Lex. But if you kill him, you will lose so much more than just us being together. Clark, you will lose yourself." - TOO late. And SHUT UP you fake-ass hero, 7:46 PM

A few seconds later that truck explodes behind them anyways. Totally symbolic of this episode and this arc's effect on Season 8.

Commercial break. Breathe. Drink. Breathe. Drink. Breathe, dammit breathe. She's gone forever after this, remember. Tommorrow. Remember Tommorrow.

Isis. Chloe somehow hacked into Metropolis General's surveillance footage and saw Oliver leaving the room after he handcuffed Toyguy, noticing that he has that toy monkey in his hand too. Oliver sneaks up behind her and says that Lex deserved to die. She snarks that Oliver did a good job and says that the authorities identified remains that were I.D.'d as Lex's. Oliver asks what does Clark think and she tells him that he thinks whatever Lana tells him to think. Orrr that he thinks Winslow turned on Lex. Same thing. Anyway, Oliver acts like he believes that Winslow did it, and Chloe asks if he's really going to let Winslow take the blame for the murder. Oliver basically says "Hell yeah." Chloe is beside herself and thinks its murder while Ollie thinks its justice. He scoffs at her attitude and tells her to stop acting so innocent. He brings up the final scene of Identity and says that he saw some interesting video footage himself. Chloe blames the murder of Sebastian on Brainiac but Oliver tells her that Brainiac wouldn't kill to protect Clark. Now that her hypocrisy is out, Chloe stands there speechless. On equal footing now, Oliver asks how does she feel about Lex being gone now. She has to admit that she's relieved. He asks her not to tell Clark that he killed Lex because he'll need his friends now that Lex took away his precious. Good job by JH and AM.

We then go into a big slow-motion montage with a sad song. A teary-eyed Clark is at the scene of the truck explosion. He picks up a handful of Lex's dust, stares at it heartbroken, then lets it fall out of his hand. Oliver is at the scene of the Luthercorp explosion staring at a broken picture of Lex. He looks at a ring he must have found, its Lex's trademark green-K ring. At the Talon the skunk hugs Chloe goodbye. Then Clark walks up the stairs of his loft as the song finishes.

Ring

Lana: Hello?

Unknown Caller: (Heavy Breathing)

Lana: Al, you have to let me go. This is childish.

Gough: ....

Click

Sad piano music starts. Clark sees the pretty whittle princess up in the loft. He asks if the docs can do anything and she says no. YES!! Clark still wants to look for a cure but she tells him there's nothing he can do, that its irreversible. YES!! She tells him she will also love him and that she knows what she needs to do with her life now. Life is so beautiful and precious and to be able to protect it is an amazing gift, as Clark well knows. That they made their choice on the roof and wouldn't change it. Clark tells her that she doesn't have to leave, that he wants her in his life even if they are just friends. But Lana says she's not strong enough to be around him and just be friends. YES!! She starts crying, YES!! and Clark starts walking toward her like Herman Munster, fighting through the effects of the Kryptonite coming from her body. She backs off and cries harder but he manages to make it to her and give her one last kiss. You could see the Kryptonite zipping through his facial veins as she kisses him, making him look like Bizarro. Come on now that HAD to be a message! Breaking the kiss, he falls to his knees and she runs off crying. She turns at the stairs and brings up their graveyard convo in the Pilot to tell him that he was right and that she will never be alone and neither will he. That she loves him and will always be with him. WHO CARES, JUST GO ALREADY. He's out of breath and she turns to leave in s-l-o-w-m-o-t-i-o-n. After she speeds off he barely is able to say that he loves her, then falls back exasperated.

I start to tear up. Its over. Its finally over! 7 seasons and 5 episodes worth of Pink is finally over. Its over! Its OVER PEOPLE! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All in all: Another bad episode, albeit not as bad as last week. It was a fitting hurrah for the worst character I've ever seen in Television. Please let the doorknob hit you, Lana.

I don't even know what to say about Clark anymore. These writers butchered him. Just butchered him these last 2 episodes, plus the final scene of Bulletproof. His desire to kill Lex is the second time he's wanted to do so, the first being at the end of Phantom. Both times, because he thought Lex hurt Lana. You cannot have one set of morales for one person and another for everyone else. I felt no pity for him during the final scene. Stand the hell up like a man and accept that its over with some dignity. He's NOT ready Lois, emotionally. Not after this nonsense.

Lana is a joke and her departure was handled like a joke. I bet the writers thought this was tragic or something, but its was completely stupid. A couple being forced apart because Kryptonite infected one of their bodies is the kind of storyline you find on a bad porn movie. Complete garbage all around. I'm not going to say that KK and TW didn't do a good job in that last scene. Rewatching it a couple of times- I think they acted the hell out of it. And I'm sure there was real sadness there. But.. seriously.. seriously.. kryptonite forces them apart? Get the hell off my TV, PLEASE.

The Toyman/Oliver/Chloe B storyline was the the most interesting part of this episode and one of the only redeeming things it. They did a good job with Toyman and left the door open for more. Too bad they wasted him on an episode like this. The Ollie/Chloe morality angle is interesting. I'm glad they brought up what Chloe did in Identity and its good to have confirmation that she did it. So now she and Oliver both have something on each other. Oliver having a green-K ring is very good move. I'm looking forward to seeing how this storyline plays out between they and Clark.

The fake Lex stuff was a slap to MR's face. Like Clark, they dragged him through dirt, spit, and fire just to make Lana look important and heroic. Utter complete garbage. FAIL, you idiot writers. Stop bringing Lex up if all you are going to do is spit on him. Just stop mentioning him at all if this is your idea of "keeping his name going". And that line before the bomb, about Clana being one of the greatest star-crossed lovers? You can suck an egg, writers.

The montage at the end was good, the acting in the final Clana scene was good, the Toyman/Oliver/Chloe stuff was good. Every other Clana scene, every Lex scene, and the contrived childish ending to Clana was horrific. Awful.

These last two episodes of Lana's arc has been atrocious. Its like the writers said: Hey! Let's find out what the fans want and then give them 0% of that.

I'm giving this a 5 out of 10. Second worst of the season. If I wanted to be kicked in the balls I would have went over to Mistress Rita. At least she pours you a glass of Sea Breeze first. Or so I hear.

Infamous can't get here soon enough.
that was hillarious!!! I loved it. I laughed thru the whole thing. But when you got teary eyed cuz lana finally left, i cried, cuz lana's not coming back! lol. don't shoot me. I'm just a Clanian! :) But your reveiw was still hilarious. I liked the song! lol!

[cloisthelegendbegins]

Cedric. YOU DA MAN! ;)

[geminis]

Cedric. YOU DA MAN! ;)

Another Ann(ie) also saying: Cedric. YOU DA MAN! ;)

I admit to liking Annie the Musical and not just because of the name, but I have to also admit that your Requiem Annie intro is now my favorite version. If and when I hear/see Annie again, it'll be your lines I'm singing/automatically replacing in my head. :)

It's amazing; the creativity, the comedy, the super articulation, I could go on and on and on. You, Cedric, Annie, and La Donna would make a killer replacement team for SS Melrose Place.

PS, you hear me?

[cma_454]

Given all the negativity thats been going on about the K-Site boards I really think that continuing to bash Lana and her arc after both are finally gone is not going to help anyone. It just fuels Clois frustration at what's happened between Lois and Clark and needlessly upsets the few Lana fans that are still out there. I can as good as guarantee that everyone (Tom Welling, The CW, the writers, creators and, most and saddest of all, Kristin Kreuk :() know how poorly this arc was received. So we don't need to keep this going.


I hope you're right (about them realizing this arc was not well received), but I have my doubts. They certainly wouldn’t get that from the Nielsen ratings.

They’d likely get that if they read this site, but do they? And, if they do, how much weight do they give it?

I ask because I can’t understand how anyone who reads this site regularly could fail to anticipate the reactions.

Then again maybe they do read, but tend to play down the negative reactions, while seizing on the positive ones. Certainly, while reading through this thread, I could see how they might write off the negatives as a few disgruntled shippers.

Now this would be much harder to do with Power. Then again, they might decide to lay that off on a rookie Director (rather than a faulty arc).

That is why I must strongly, but respectfully, disagree with your call to not, “keep this going.”

Some people really need to be beaten over the head sometimes to learn a lesson. I think TPTB really need to learn this lesson (especially with KK expressing a willingness to return for the finale).

[geminis]

The term "love is blindness" applies here! I am not at all surprised by the overwhelming "hated it votes" and I guess neither surprised by the loved it at the other end of the spectrum either.

There are different kinds of viewers to this show, those who know the Superman mythos and keep wishing every season for our Smallville counterpart to grow into that character, and on the other end, with all due respect, are the ones who seemingly enjoy the angst drama and seeing Tom Welling as an overgrown super powered lovesick puppy.

Either way, we have stuck with this show for 8 seasons out of love, blind love. It has had several great moments, the kind that literally made the hair on the back of my neck stand up (as in Season 3 Rosetta where Dr Swann tells Clark about Krypton and calls him Kal-El and the Superman theme plays..GOOD GOD!) or terrible ones like when after Clark seemingly accepts his destiny, moves to metropolis, saves lives and then in 2 episodes regresses back 4 seasons to lovesick angst ridden teenager again! And if the wrters want to make Lana super, ok fine, but make her poison to Clark is no ending at all. He's being forced to stay away not make the decision on his own.

I will stick with the show out of "blind love" and HOPE that they can somehow pay this all off in the end, but after episodes like this my faith is waning.

We are the chorus and we agree.

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I hope you're right (about them realizing this arc was not well received), but I have my doubts. They certainly wouldn’t get that from the Nielsen ratings.

They’d likely get that if they read this site, but do they? And, if they do, how much weight do they give it?

I ask because I can’t understand how anyone who reads this site regularly could fail to anticipate the reactions.

Then again maybe they do read, but tend to play down the negative reactions, while seizing on the positive ones. Certainly, while reading through this thread, I could see how they might write off the negatives as a few disgruntled shippers.

Now this would be much harder to do with Power. Then again, they might decide to lay that off on a rookie Director (rather than a faulty arc).

That is why I must strongly, but respectfully, disagree with your call to not, “keep this going.”

Some people really need to be beaten over the head sometimes to learn a lesson. I think TPTB really need to learn this lesson (especially with KK expressing a willingness to return for the finale).

The chorus agrees with this, too. And after this non Clana resolution, I don't want KK near Smallville ever again, even if I'm denied true satisfaction in the ending of her story line because obviously the writers can never get Clana right. That's not just the shipper side of me, that is the Clark advocate/Superman fan in me.

I don't really like to be negative but there is a time and a place for it; without constructive criticism, positive and negative alike, there is never true growth.

I do remember Glen Winter stopping by, reading and posting several times after one of his episodes, if only he were able to direct more-he obviously respects the fans. =

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Perfectly said. All I have ever wanted is to see the Superman in Clark Kent that I have always admired even if this is before he wore the suit and cape. Unfortunately, the writers have never given me that and every time Lana is around he reminds me less and less of Earth's greatest hero. This has happened not because Lana is a bad character, but because she was written so. For whatever reason, TPTB decided that to be his equal she had to have superpowers, or they had to emasculate Clark. This is a silly and childish notion as most of us grow up and realize that we can be different from someone and yet still be their equal.

During this arc all the characters took a big hit.
Clark was made to look weak and immature.
Lana was made to look power hungry and selfish.
Ollie was made into a murderer.
Chloe was made into an uncaring murderer who couldn't even pass up her morning cup of coffee to visit her critically wounded husband.
Jimmy wasn't even worth mentioning.
Lois was nothing more than an afterthought.
Tess is nothing more than a follower who moves from worshiping one person to the next.
Doomsday is nothing more than a weak little lovesick puppy.
I can't comment on Lex since that wasn't really him.

Is there one relationship on this show that does work? Am I asking for too much in asking that at least one of these couples works out? The closest thing they have to a successful relationship on this show is Ollie and Tess.

I agree with all of this except the most successful relationship; that was Jonathan and Martha, so of course it had to be killed off. :(

[NoSupeForYou]

Some people really need to be beaten over the head sometimes to learn a lesson. I think TPTB really need to learn this lesson (especially with KK expressing a willingness to return for the finale).

Clark is firmly entrenched at the top of the list of people who have to beaten over the head with something to learn a lesson.

Also, I don't believe this is the end of Clana either. I won't even believe that if we get confirmation of a body, what with the total abuse of clones and exploding vehicles on this show. At least they didn't go with a totally obvious delivery truck this time when we saw Lex supposedly get blown up.

Clana comes back more than Freddy or Jason, so I will always have that fear in the back of my mind that they will bring Lana back.

[geminis]

The problem with all of you who don't like where the show is going is because you dont know how to wait. They (the Network) had to end the relationship of CLana. Plus Clark had to learn that the next person could not know about his powers. Superman has to live a double life. Lana knew about him but Lois will not. This is the main lesson.

Welcome to K-site. I admit patience isn't one of my virtues but my problem is that Clana's relationship wasn't truly, respectfully, completely, and finally ended. But it is theoretically over so for that small blessing I will be grateful.

I'm going to trust to my imagination as to how Clark and Lana finally end the rollercoaster ride and nobody else's. Unless it is Cedric, Annie, and/or La Donna.

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Clark is firmly entrenched at the top of the list of people who have to beaten over the head with something to learn a lesson.

Also, I don't believe this is the end of Clana either. I won't even believe that if we get confirmation of a body, what with the total abuse of clones and exploding vehicles on this show. At least they didn't go with a totally obvious delivery truck this time when we saw Lex supposedly get blown up.

Clana comes back more than Freddy or Jason, so I will always have that fear in the back of my mind that they will bring Lana back.

*shudder* I really hate horror movies.

[thehenry89]

awsome job Cedric, hillarious as always.

[Krypton_Vessel]

You know, this episode wasn't half bad.

I mean it was mildly retarded (She-La trying to convince Clark not to kill Lex? Pleaaaaseee....) but it is being bashed because of Clana/lack of Clois. It was kinda sad that Lois is left as the second choice, but still people. It wasn't a great episode, but it wasn't THAT bad. This is SV, chill. Besides Clois people, by Infamous we'll be all chippery again (not bashing Cloisers, I personally am "whatever" about Clana AND Clois AND Chlark)

[jor-eldeux]

The problem with all of you who don't like where the show is going is because you dont know how to wait. They (the Network) had to end the relationship of CLana. Plus Clark had to learn that the next person could not know about his powers. Superman has to live a double life. Lana knew about him but Lois will not. This is the main lesson.

Refer to the spoiler page .....it may play out that way it may not. I'm with Cedric on this one ... these Lana episodes will go away .... it will be as though they never happened. Possible now ... he sees/wants and is open to saving the world and holding on to somebody that loves him. This episode trashed everybody's morals - will they let the cream rise to the top - the Man of Steel comes to his senses and develops a code of ethics?

The BEST Superman (oh don't give me that - he is Superman - a rose by any other name is still ...) shows/movies/episodes are the ones where he and Lois are partnered. They find some wrong in the world. They go after it together. She and Jimmy get in trouble. He busts through some wall and he rescues her or Jimmy or both. He flies off while she smiles and looks like a school girl with a crush. I love it. Most of the world loves it. TPTB just don't get it.

IF (BIG IF) they had sat down and said - this is the alternate universe where things work out with Lana - where she is the love of his life - Lois goes Green (as in Arrow) this would have all been "ok." People could have said they like one or the other - and then when the show is over it's all back to the original story line and we move on.

But as Cedric so aptly put it, they trashed the character, disrespected the actor, and ticked off the Superman fan base. Keep in mind the original ratings for this was in the neighborhood of 8 million viewers. They've lost half of that audience. Was it because it didn't follow the Superman line? Who knows - if the numbers pick back up since Lana is gone .... what would really be rockin' is if Clark and Lois and Jimmy morph into the team the Superman fan base loves and they recover to the 8 million. Maybe a real network would pick up the show.

This episode was the crescendo the Lanaville writers were waiting for - to send her off with a big bang. So be it. It was truly Bizzaro.

[Supermeng!]

Ok so this last episode requiem.. well for one thing Lex is not dead.. He cant be dead.. What is Superman without Lex Luthor. And Lana, this is only a temporary thing. Clark needs to focus on what he really is meant to do, Save the world.. And now that Lana is out of the way (temporarily) he can now hook up with Lois. HOW ITS SUPPOSED TO BE! So for now, its a sad sad time. But trust me, Lana Lang is still gonna be around. And as for Lex, HE CANT BE DEAD!!

[TayLaneBloom]

Ok so this last episode requiem.. well for one thing Lex is not dead.. He cant be dead.. What is Superman without Lex Luthor. And Lana, this is only a temporary thing. Clark needs to focus on what he really is meant to do, Save the world.. And now that Lana is out of the way (temporarily) he can now hook up with Lois. HOW ITS SUPPOSED TO BE! So for now, its a sad sad time. But trust me, Lana Lang is still gonna be around. And as for Lex, HE CANT BE DEAD!!

it's impossible for Lex to be dead. first, he's the number one villain of Superman, second, DC commics wouldn't allowed to kill Lex.

about Lana... well.. i don't give a sh** anymore. She's finally gone, and i won't have to look at her sucked face again.
and if she come back, will be only at the end of the show, for about 5 seconds, to see LOis and Clark together and perfectly happy. ^^

Clois is this close to happend now, and that makes me unbelievably happy. =D

[pizzahead2490]

cedric it was a great review :)

[Lis]

Clark: Oh, gather around peeps. Gather around. I guess it's official. Tommorrow Lana will finished, forever.
I hope you are right and it's really over. Forever!

Clark checks up on the Pink Wonder. She says she's searched every "room" but hasn't found the bomb. Well well, isn't that something. I think TW wrote that line while the usual writers wrote everything else in the episode.
Thank you for cheering me up. :)

Thanks for the amazing review, Cedric. :)
After watching Requiem and reading the interview with Allison yesterday I felt depressed and this review was the only thing on KS (except fan-fic thread) I enjoyed this weekend.

Lis

[jjsmallvillelvr]

I hope you're right (about them realizing this arc was not well received), but I have my doubts. They certainly wouldn’t get that from the Nielsen ratings.

They’d likely get that if they read this site, but do they? And, if they do, how much weight do they give it?

I ask because I can’t understand how anyone who reads this site regularly could fail to anticipate the reactions.

Then again maybe they do read, but tend to play down the negative reactions, while seizing on the positive ones. Certainly, while reading through this thread, I could see how they might write off the negatives as a few disgruntled shippers.

Now this would be much harder to do with Power. Then again, they might decide to lay that off on a rookie Director (rather than a faulty arc).

That is why I must strongly, but respectfully, disagree with your call to not, “keep this going.”

Some people really need to be beaten over the head sometimes to learn a lesson. I think TPTB really need to learn this lesson (especially with KK expressing a willingness to return for the finale).
i liked the arc alot and i hope that kk comes back for the finale that would make me happy. she derserves to be in it!:):D

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well a few things...i beleieve in the comics lana left to travel the world and when she came back more or less for clark, he was with lois...so maybe thats what will happen, she leaves, and maybe she will come back ffor the finale and see clois. also they did trash everyones morals tho...we have three non remorseful murders now...tess, chloe, and ollie...wtf? tess, maybe, but ollie, and especially chloe killing ppl and not caring, and almost clark! killing for the greater good is a bunch of bs!

[tibbit78]

I thought that Kristin Kreuk was a lovely actress. She did a great job in Requiem.

[jjsmallvillelvr]

killing a killer makes you just as much a killer as them!

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I thought that Kristin Kreuk was a lovely actress. She did a great job in Requiem.
ditto!:)

[Fallen One]

Tyson08, I appreciate that, thanks!

Thanks SGuthrie. :D

Thank you very much Alex!

Thanks! And welcome to K-site Anna.

JoeMamma, great name, and glad you liked it.

Calum.. never! Commencement is one of, if not the best episode of the series. I couldn't trash that if I tried. I liked Hidden and Bizarro too. Requiem doesn't compare to those. I agree that this episode could have been a lot worse after Power, and I will try not to continuously bash it throughout the forums. I just had to my peace on it here though. While it was a better episode than Power, I felt it failed in so many ways. I do hope that the writers have read all of this feedback, but they have their heads up their butts when it comes to KK. Always have.

Thanks Jade, yeah.. she's gone. Each day it gets a little better for me. I don't know if I can just forget what these writers did the last two episodes, but I will definately delete them and never watch them again.

Jordyne, there's nothing wrong with being a clanian. And thank you!

Thanks Annie! :D

Thank you Ann! I'd love to roll up a Superman comic and slap the hell out of each and every one of those writers. That would make a good first impression on the job.

Thanks Britt!

Thanks Kay, hopefully I captured your thoughts on it as well.

Lis, I'm right there with ya. Its depressing. Hopefully it'll get better. It has to, with these next episodes.

[jjsmallvillelvr]

commencement was amazing! lol isnt everyones heads up their butts when it comes to kk/lana...clarks head, chloes, ollies, lex's, the writers, mine...lol

[pbush77]

It is also possible to love others deeply and never marry. See Mother Teresa as an example.

Ah... some people are so naive...

[jjsmallvillelvr]

lol^

[ims001]

commencement was amazing! lol isnt everyones heads up their butts when it comes to kk/lana...

Seems like it (see below for an example):


i liked the arc alot and i hope that kk comes back for the finale that would make me happy. she derserves to be in it!:):D

[cma_454]

After watching Requiem and reading the interview with Allison yesterday I felt depressed and this review was the only thing on KS (except fan-fic thread) I enjoyed this weekend.

Lis

Where did you see the AM interview? I can't find it.
Thanks.

[Kal-ed]

So many parts to quote, I will mention the ones I remember as I type:

The Tomorrow cast sont, awsome, specially Season 8 signing it will be back where it left off.

The ambigously lame duo

The kryptonite plot being bad porno writing :lol: so true but you know who has the silliest plots? Soft porn movies, I was watching one miniseries (I swear there´s a soft porn miniseries) starting the bodacious Kristy Alley (Liar Liar, Anger Management) that involved some scientific alien raze coming to earth to explore new elements and Emmanuel a sexy openminded earth girl is right there to show them the way to sex, aparently human´s most amazing creation (not going to disagree, although beer bongs, flat screen tv´s and PS3 were too lightly dismissed), anyhow I dont see how Lana absorbing green K, that being the reson her and Clark split up is any less silly thant the series I caught on Skinemax the other day.

[jjsmallvillelvr]

Seems like it (see below for an example):
thank you...those were both my quotes! lol u used one against the other!

[Kal-ed]

Seems like it (see below for an example):


Touché

[beatles4]

Some amazing perspectives here and interesting viewpoints from many fans!

Cedric, I need to look for more of your earlier reviews; they are that worthwhile! Not only funny, but include some fascinating details that can easily be missed. If the writers do indeed read these columns, I wonder what they think of your writing. You could certainly do it professionally! What is it you do, incidentally if you don't mind my asking?

[Lis]

Where did you see the AM interview? I can't find it.
Thanks.

KS thread with AM interview (http://www.kryptonsite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=120057)

[Babykins27]

I dont understand why if you dont like the show you even post something on here its like your trying to ruin it for everyone else...maybe if you dont have something nice to say dont say it at all! Smallville is a great show it gets high ratings and its most likely going to have a 9th season and only good show's make it that long!!!

Anyways about the episode it was absolutely amazing. It is sad about lana leaving for good but it is also a good thing now clark and lois can get together and thats what we've all been waiting for!!! He can really become superman now anyways bravo it was great!!:)

[jjsmallvillelvr]

lovely!^^^ someone with something nice to say about the show...the most amazing show ever!

[Lis]

Lis, I'm right there with ya. Its depressing. Hopefully it'll get better. It has to, with these next episodes.
I really hope you are right Cedric. *Fingers crossed*
And please, could the show be about Clark as the main character?!
I’m so tired seeing there are all other characters portrayed as more important than Clark. :(
This show is supposed to be about Clark Kent for crying out loud!

[cma_454]

KS thread with AM interview (http://www.kryptonsite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=120057)

Thanks for the link.

I see what you mean about the interview. :(

[jjsmallvillelvr]

wat didnt you like about the interveiw? :S

[cma_454]

I dont understand why if you dont like the show you even post something on here its like your trying to ruin it for everyone else...maybe if you dont have something nice to say dont say it at all!

Maybe because praising (or remaining silent while others praise) an episode you truly disliked only encourages those making the show to make more episodes like it. Maybe the critism is just a way to tell them (in the strongest possible terms) please don't do another one like that.

Also, did you ever consider, there could be people that find praise of something they hated just as irritating as critism of something they loved?

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wat didnt you like about the interveiw? :S

I was not happy to read that AM was responsible for some of the things I disliked about Power.

[stenochick]

Ahhhh, I totally get it now!!!

I just read the very beginning of Triplet's Power review where she states:


Who on the entire planet would think that it's a good idea to make perennial victim, Lana Lang, push her quest to becoming stronger and more self-sufficient to such an extent she turns herself into Clark's Super-Girlfriend? Has Lana nothing at all to offer Clark unless she changes so much she's not even really human anymore?

Lana is that girl who not only has to always be in a relationship with a guy, but has to turn herself inside out to be liked by that guy. She has no identity of her own. When she was with Whitney, she was a cheerleader. When she was with Jason, she was all "mature." When she was with Lex, she became a Luthor. When she was with Clark, she wore white and made homemade apple pie in the Kent kitchen.

She is like the title character in Runaway Bride. Basically, she is severely codependent.

I have had the desire to change the world in a positive way, myself. But, the thought has not even occurred to me to take a self-defense course, let alone gain physical strength and learn how to fight.

I know a young family from church who were just evacuated from Afganistan where they were doing charity work, and believe it or not, even in the middle of a war zone, they did not attempt to acquire physical strength or superpowers. I'm not even sure they owned a weapon. There is another empty-nest couple who is staying there even though the charity evacuated everyone, and, nope, they don't have superpowers either.

So for her to want to change the world using Clark's gifts instead of her gifts, is pretty twisted. She could have saved the world from Lex by destroying the suit, not wearing it. Chloe was doing her part to save the world through Isis. Lana could have focused on that and done a lot of good.

Anyway, now that that is out of my system, I hope Clark is able to see that his love affair with Lana was real, but that a more satisfying and mature love awaits him in the future.

[skugers]

Ahhhh, I totally get it now!!!

I just read the very beginning of Triplet's Power review where she states:



Lana is that girl who not only has to always be in a relationship with a guy, but has to turn herself inside out to be liked by that guy. She has no identity of her own. When she was with Whitney, she was a cheerleader. When she was with Jason, she was all "mature." When she was with Lex, she became a Luthor. When she was with Clark, she wore white and made homemade apple pie in the Kent kitchen.

She is like the title character in Runaway Bride. Basically, she is severely codependent.

I have had the desire to change the world in a positive way, myself. But, the thought has not even occurred to me to take a self-defense course, let alone gain physical strength and learn how to fight.

I know a young family from church who were just evacuated from Afganistan where they were doing charity work, and believe it or not, even in the middle of a war zone, they did not attempt to acquire physical strength or superpowers. I'm not even sure they owned a weapon. There is another empty-nest couple who is staying there even though the charity evacuated everyone, and, nope, they don't have superpowers either.

So for her to want to change the world using Clark's gifts instead of her gifts, is pretty twisted. She could have saved the world from Lex by destroying the suit, not wearing it. Chloe was doing her part to save the world through Isis. Lana could have focused on that and done a lot of good.

Anyway, now that that is out of my system, I hope Clark is able to see that his love affair with Lana was real, but that a more satisfying and mature love awaits him in the future.
ITA

[MetropolisGirl4SV]

Ahhhh, I totally get it now!!!

I just read the very beginning of Triplet's Power review where she states:



Lana is that girl who not only has to always be in a relationship with a guy, but has to turn herself inside out to be liked by that guy. She has no identity of her own. When she was with Whitney, she was a cheerleader. When she was with Jason, she was all "mature." When she was with Lex, she became a Luthor. When she was with Clark, she wore white and made homemade apple pie in the Kent kitchen.

She is like the title character in Runaway Bride. Basically, she is severely codependent.

I have had the desire to change the world in a positive way, myself. But, the thought has not even occurred to me to take a self-defense course, let alone gain physical strength and learn how to fight.

I know a young family from church who were just evacuated from Afganistan where they were doing charity work, and believe it or not, even in the middle of a war zone, they did not attempt to acquire physical strength or superpowers. I'm not even sure they owned a weapon. There is another empty-nest couple who is staying there even though the charity evacuated everyone, and, nope, they don't have superpowers either.

So for her to want to change the world using Clark's gifts instead of her gifts, is pretty twisted. She could have saved the world from Lex by destroying the suit, not wearing it. Chloe was doing her part to save the world through Isis. Lana could have focused on that and done a lot of good.

Anyway, now that that is out of my system, I hope Clark is able to see that his love affair with Lana was real, but that a more satisfying and mature love awaits him in the future.


ITA Stenochick Well said! Let the Legend Begin! :)

[magoo]

5/10

Marginally better than last week. I understand they have to create a reason why Lana and Clark can never be together but i personally thought they had done that fine with the whole Clark needing to protect her thing...

Such a shame that the season started really well and with just one episode the whole thing is danger of being ruined.

[Hopefulsuicide]

Ahhhh, I totally get it now!!!

I just read the very beginning of Triplet's Power review where she states:



Lana is that girl who not only has to always be in a relationship with a guy, but has to turn herself inside out to be liked by that guy. She has no identity of her own. When she was with Whitney, she was a cheerleader. When she was with Jason, she was all "mature." When she was with Lex, she became a Luthor. When she was with Clark, she wore white and made homemade apple pie in the Kent kitchen.

She is like the title character in Runaway Bride. Basically, she is severely codependent.

I have had the desire to change the world in a positive way, myself. But, the thought has not even occurred to me to take a self-defense course, let alone gain physical strength and learn how to fight.

I know a young family from church who were just evacuated from Afganistan where they were doing charity work, and believe it or not, even in the middle of a war zone, they did not attempt to acquire physical strength or superpowers. I'm not even sure they owned a weapon. There is another empty-nest couple who is staying there even though the charity evacuated everyone, and, nope, they don't have superpowers either.

So for her to want to change the world using Clark's gifts instead of her gifts, is pretty twisted. She could have saved the world from Lex by destroying the suit, not wearing it. Chloe was doing her part to save the world through Isis. Lana could have focused on that and done a lot of good.

Anyway, now that that is out of my system, I hope Clark is able to see that his love affair with Lana was real, but that a more satisfying and mature love awaits him in the future.

My best friend is a perfect example of this, and yes she is very troubled. When she was with a hippie, she became a hippie. When she was with a Chav, she became a chav. When she was with a Muslim, she converted in a month to be with him. She went out with a guy who was really good at juggling and fire staff and poi, and she learned all these things. She went out with a guy who did a lot of drugs, and she did a lot of drugs.

These decisions make absolutely no sense to anyone outside her relationships, me included. It's all about her trying to be the persons equal, or even trying to better them so that they are respected and awed by their partner. And it's about being close to them, changing yourself so that you have loads in common.

Problem is, this never works. Because she is still always going to be who she is, no matter how much she tries to twist herself into the man's perfect partner. And because her self changing behaviour actually screams of desperation they are either horrible men who will abuse that, or they will get put off.

Lana is entirely co-dependant. Have we really ever seen her be free and single for long enough to see it affect her character positively?

[jjsmallvillelvr]

thank you for sharing your story about your drug doin, muslim converting, fire juggling best friend! ;) she sounds very pleasent and of many talents! ;)

[sebari77]

The irony of this television atrocity is that Smallville's creators built it on a few solid principles and two basic rules. No flights, no tights.

And a few months after they've left the show, it gets destroyed by a pair of magic tights.

If only Gough & Millar had left a transition memo for the new team, with the two rules, expanded ever so slightly.... "No tights - and that goes for all the main characters!" .... perhaps the show would've been saved from itself.

But no, we get seppku instead. A dishonorable one at that.

One of the previously admirable things about "Smallville" was that it took on the challenge of exploring a central question in the Superman mythology - just how does that alien kid landing in a farm town evolve into Superman? The transition had been taken as a given throughout the many media incarnations. But Gough & Millar had the brilliant idea to explore that territory in full.

This transformation evolved in vivid, concrete steps over the first 5 years of the show. Adjusting to alien powers. Developing a moral conscience and sense of responsibility. Learning that even super men have limits to the effect of their power. And that even great friends can turn out to be villains who must be stopped.

Check. Check. Check.

After the first 100 episodes, there -could- have been more steps to take, but instead, a sense of complacency stifled this progression and everything stalled.

Perhaps by mere fact of the show's impending completion, it got back on track and started exploring some remaining territory in the superboy/superman transition.

But always, lingering in the background, and too often in the foreground, was the romantic triangle/pentagon/octagon or whatever you want to call it. "Smallville" settled on the notion, which wasn't necessarily inherent in the concept, that the "Clark and Lana" love story would serve as the over-arching metaphor for Clark's development. It didn't have to be this way - but, there's no denying that this became the support architecture for signaling the hero's evolution (or lack thereof).

And so we come to the end of this epic tale, the endless back and forth, the pining (oh, oh the pining), the frustrations, the... oh I can't even enumerate it, everyone on this board knows it all too well.

And when it comes to the moment of conclusion?

>CLARK DOES NOTHING<

>EXTERNAL EVENTS INTERVENE<

Smallville's "CK" - I don't think I can ever call him by the full name any more after this debacle - has been thrown by inept writers into a state of paralysis and, by the terms of the show, a complete and utter failure.

This "CK" character will never break free from the box that these writers could not imagine a proper way through.

They've taken the comic legend and turned him into a DSM-IV disorder.

If they had any courage, since they've made that choice - they'd go with this full departure from the basic mythology. This "CK" can never be Superman, so, why not go the full monty with the choice and stick him in Belle Reve, endlessly writing "Lana" on his padded walls? If *that* was the conclusion of this show, I'd laugh and applaud the zany boldness of it. Now that you've squandered the name and legend of Superman, why limit yourselves to *any* of its contours?

Why bother pretending to make this "CK" wimp into a Lois-loving ace reporter wearing a red cape? Because, according to THIS show, its central character will always be trapped in Lanaville. Have the courage to stick with that choice.

Can someone at kryptonsite please amend this polling system to allow for a "zero" vote? My "1" is throwing off the statistics by a factor of 1.

Smallville's "CK" - perpetually trapped, reactive, passive and pining for his kindergarten crush.

In her magic tights.

Hoping one day that someone invents a magic dry cleaner to cleanse the magic tights.

Did these idiots even pause for a second to realize what a creepy, wounded, Christian Glover-like perversion their version of the superhero WOULD be, if he actually DID don the iconic tights now?

Instead of an homage to his homeworld, the iconic costume becomes yet another symbol of an obsessive disorder, stage nine of regression.

"Look honey, I've got tights too!"

And before I end this salute to the death of the show, it cannot go without passing to say that "Darth Luthor" was a sublime and inadvertent moment of honesty. It was so laughably awful, and so disrespectful of a devoted fan following, the one brilliant note of grace is that it reminds you that at least one person was able to escape the series unscathed.

Congratulations to you, Michael Rosenbaum. You got out just in the nick of time.

And finally, even though the new show-runners constructed this disaster on their own, Gough and Millar still deserve indictment as full accessories to this crime, with equal punishment. By meandering for a couple years, and then abandoning the series, they set all the forces in motion for this to happen. No matter how wronged they may have perceived to have been, or actually have been, in their relationship to the studio, as an audience member I cannot forgive them for taking the money and running - setting up this grand scheme and then squandering it, abandoning it, leaving it to decay and become such a miserable joke.

As penance, I suggest that Gough, Millar, and all 3 of the new showrunners be forced to live in Manhattan for an entire year, wearing nothing but pink tights. Film it for reality TV.

And take the proceeds to hire a genius to fix this impossible mess.

[stenochick]

Lana is entirely co-dependant. Have we really ever seen her be free and single for long enough to see it affect her character positively?

In a word, no. If they really wanted to show an empowered Lana, they would have shown her destroying Lex's suit and not taking Ollie up on his offer to attend Chloe's wedding. IMO.

[Hopefulsuicide]

thank you for sharing your story about your drug doin, muslim converting, fire juggling best friend! ;) she sounds very pleasent and of many talents! ;)

:lol: she is, she's been my best friend for 10 years now. i absolutely love her to peices. i just wish that ONCE she would do something/learn something/change herself for HER instead of for another MAN

[jjsmallvillelvr]

actually i think its no tights, no flights!

[Hopefulsuicide]

In a word, no. If they really wanted to show an empowered Lana, they would have shown her destroying Lex's suit and not taking Ollie up on his offer to attend Chloe's wedding. IMO.

Agreed. I think they thought they were making her 'empowered'... but i can't understand how they thought this would be the way to do it...

[jjsmallvillelvr]

:lol: she is, she's been my best friend for 10 years now. i absolutely love her to peices. i just wish that ONCE she would do something/learn something/change herself for HER instead of for another MAN
yea, and does she have trouble being alone...singles not that bad you kno...lol. :)

[stenochick]

Agreed. I think they thought they were making her 'empowered'... but i can't understand how they thought this would be the way to do it...

I actually like the fact that Lex had a suit made that would give him superpowers and absorb kryptonite. I like that once Lana stole the suit from him, he had a bomb made with so much kryptonite that if Lana absorbed it, she and Clark would be separated forever. I liked that it showed Lana's fatal flaws, her codependency and her lust for power, played out to the nth degree and that it was her flaws that caused this tragedy. It showed Clark's fatal flaw as well, his codependency and blind worship of Lana.

They have failed to show that Clark and Lana have any awareness or insight that they are as messed up as Lex and need to learn from this. I hope that Clark is shown in later episodes to have learned his lesson from his codependent relationship with Lana.

This would have been an incredible arc with which to end season 7. It really feels out of nowhere in the middle of season 8.

[MetropolisGirl4SV]

The irony of this television atrocity is that Smallville's creators built it on a few solid principles and two basic rules. No flights, no tights.

And a few months after they've left the show, it gets destroyed by a pair of magic tights.

If only Gough & Millar had left a transition memo for the new team, with the two rules, expanded ever so slightly.... "No tights - and that goes for all the main characters!" .... perhaps the show would've been saved from itself.

But no, we get seppku instead. A dishonorable one at that.

One of the previously admirable things about "Smallville" was that it took on the challenge of exploring a central question in the Superman mythology - just how does that alien kid landing in a farm town evolve into Superman? The transition had been taken as a given throughout the many media incarnations. But Gough & Millar had the brilliant idea to explore that territory in full.

This transformation evolved in vivid, concrete steps over the first 5 years of the show. Adjusting to alien powers. Developing a moral conscience and sense of responsibility. Learning that even super men have limits to the effect of their power. And that even great friends can turn out to be villains who must be stopped.

Check. Check. Check.

After the first 100 episodes, there -could- have been more steps to take, but instead, a sense of complacency stifled this progression and everything stalled.

Perhaps by mere fact of the show's impending completion, it got back on track and started exploring some remaining territory in the superboy/superman transition.

But always, lingering in the background, and too often in the foreground, was the romantic triangle/pentagon/octagon or whatever you want to call it. "Smallville" settled on the notion, which wasn't necessarily inherent in the concept, that the "Clark and Lana" love story would serve as the over-arching metaphor for Clark's development. It didn't have to be this way - but, there's no denying that this became the support architecture for signaling the hero's evolution (or lack thereof).

And so we come to the end of this epic tale, the endless back and forth, the pining (oh, oh the pining), the frustrations, the... oh I can't even enumerate it, everyone on this board knows it all too well.

And when it comes to the moment of conclusion?

>CLARK DOES NOTHING<

>EXTERNAL EVENTS INTERVENE<

Smallville's "CK" - I don't think I can ever call him by the full name any more after this debacle - has been thrown by inept writers into a state of paralysis and, by the terms of the show, a complete and utter failure.

This "CK" character will never break free from the box that these writers could not imagine a proper way through.

They've taken the comic legend and turned him into a DSM-IV disorder.:lol:

If they had any courage, since they've made that choice - they'd go with this full departure from the basic mythology. This "CK" can never be Superman, so, why not go the full monty with the choice and stick him in Belle Reve, endlessly writing "Lana" on his padded walls? If *that* was the conclusion of this show, I'd laugh and applaud the zany boldness of it. Now that you've squandered the name and legend of Superman, why limit yourselves to *any* of its contours?

Why bother pretending to make this "CK" wimp into a Lois-loving ace reporter wearing a red cape? Because, according to THIS show, its central character will always be trapped in Lanaville. Have the courage to stick with that choice.

Can someone at kryptonsite please amend this polling system to allow for a "zero" vote? My "1" is throwing off the statistics by a factor of 1.

Smallville's "CK" - perpetually trapped, reactive, passive and pining for his kindergarten crush.

In her magic tights.

Hoping one day that someone invents a magic dry cleaner to cleanse the magic tights.

Did these idiots even pause for a second to realize what a creepy, wounded, Christian Glover-like perversion their version of the superhero WOULD be, if he actually DID don the iconic tights now?

Instead of an homage to his homeworld, the iconic costume becomes yet another symbol of an obsessive disorder, stage nine of regression.

"Look honey, I've got tights too!":lol:

And before I end this salute to the death of the show, it cannot go without passing to say that "Darth Luthor" was a sublime and inadvertent moment of honesty. It was so laughably awful, and so disrespectful of a devoted fan following, the one brilliant note of grace is that it reminds you that at least one person was able to escape the series unscathed.

Congratulations to you, Michael Rosenbaum. You got out just in the nick of time.

And finally, even though the new show-runners constructed this disaster on their own, Gough and Millar still deserve indictment as full accessories to this crime, with equal punishment. By meandering for a couple years, and then abandoning the series, they set all the forces in motion for this to happen. No matter how wronged they may have perceived to have been, or actually have been, in their relationship to the studio, as an audience member I cannot forgive them for taking the money and running - setting up this grand scheme and then squandering it, abandoning it, leaving it to decay and become such a miserable joke.

As penance, I suggest that Gough, Millar, and all 3 of the new showrunners be forced to live in Manhattan for an entire year, wearing nothing but pink tights. Film it for reality TV.

And take the proceeds to hire a genius to fix this impossible mess.

Applause Applause... Do you hear the thousands of disgruntled Smallville fans clapping...

Oh wait I think you got a standing ovation!!!

This was a hilarious post, Well Said!!! :rotfl:

[LoveHurts38]

Wednesday Night.

Clark: Oh, gather around peeps. Gather around. I guess it's official. Tommorrow Lana will finished, forever.

Jimmy: You mean it, C.K.? No foolies?

Clark: No foolies.

Lois: For real and for true?

Clark: For real and for true.

Davis: I'm so happy that I don't know whether to cry or stuff a body in a dumpster.

Clark: Oh, Little Orphan experiment. You can do both. You'll always be able to do both. Why? Because I love you. I love all you. In fact, I have a meteor rock for each of you. I decided to give it to you on this night. It symbolizes my love for each and every one of you.

Tess: Clark, are you gonna sing?

Clark: Yes I am Tess and stop doing that to Lex's picture. That's glass, not your boyfriend.

Clark clears his throat and begins to sing a song to the tune of "Tomorrow" from Little Orphan Annie. A huge band rises from the ground and we go into full scale musical mode.

Clark: Lana will be gone..

Tomorrow

Bet your last green-k dollar that...

Tomorrow

She'll be done!

Davis: Just dreamin' about

Tomorrow

Carvin' up Jimmy Olsen's ass

Like Zorro...

'Til I'm done!

Lois: When I'm feeling delirious,

And curious,

About the Blur,

Chloe: I just pretend her apartment's mine,

And hold,

And say.

Lois: Non-reporter things...

Akward silence

All: Ohhhhhh Clana'll be done

Tomorrow

Really?

Tomorrow!

Not Joking?

Tommorrow!

Clark: I forgot the words

Tomorrow!

Season Eight arcs: I'll pick back up where I left off!

Tomorrow!

Lois: I'll be back!

All: Tomorrow!

Lana: But guys, I missed Lois too.

Cedric: (walking into the room) Shut your goddamn mouth and go home. (walks out of the room.)

Lana: No problem. G'Night everyone. Happy celebrating.

Clark: Sorry for the interruptions here. Take us home, Jimmy.

Jimmy: I'll be suddenly healed!

Tomorrow!

Chloe: I'll pretend to care that he is!

Tommorrow!

Lois: I'll have a job again!

Tomorrow!

All: Tomorrow!

Daily Planet: I'll exist again!

Tommorrow..

When she's gone!

Cloisers: (running into the room and singing) Ohhhhhhh Tomorrow!

Tomorrow!

We love ya!

Tommorrow!

All: You're only a dayyyyyy, aaaaaaaa wayyyyyyyyy!!

--------------------------

Its Saturday and I'm pissed. That means there was a new episode of Smallville on Thursday. Fortunately, it was the last episode that I'll ever see of Lana Lang. Lets just get it over it, this review isn't going to write itself.

Previously ON: Smallville went to hell.

I know there wasn't a previously on, so hush up. Anyways, we open to the tune of a music box and a shot of a middle aged weirdo wearing sunglasses, at night, indoors as he paints the globe on a toy model Daily Planet. He goes on about how simpler it was as a child, evening admitting that toys were his best friends. Yep, he's a virgin. He turns to this creepy ventriloquist doll and continues his speech.

"Toys are powerful things, you know." - Toyman, 7:00PM. Ha! Thats what she said.

He turns back to his model Daily Planet, picks it up, and clicks a button. The globe starts spinning as he laughs at his craftsmanship. Dude you're sick, see a therapist.

Luthorcorp. Did I really just type that? After 14 episodes they finally give us our first look at Luthorcorp in season 8. There's even photos of Lex and Lionel on the wall. Who would have guessed? There's a meeting of the board with one lady raving about how sucky Tess is. She points to Tess' recent idiot activity such as: being devoted to Lana and losing the prototype of the Prometheus suit, as evidence that she's gone off the rocker and needs to booted off the Luthor island asap. When she calls for a vote of no-confidence everyone in the room raises their hands in agreement including me and my dog. So does Oliver, who waltzes in to tell them that ginormouses change is a' coming. You see, ole Oliver purchased controlling interest in Luthorcorp. Welllll that just makes everyone in the room give their bitter beer face as Ollie lectures them on their evil evilness. As the same lady jumps up to defend the legacy of Luthorcorp Oliver notices that a suspicious toy has begun swaying back and forth, then suddenly stops. He yells for everyone to get down but the room explodes before they react. Ohh its just terrible! Chairs fall out of the building, ablazed. But not to worry, they are evil chairs.

Opening Credits. I think the words of this song were specifically written for Lois and Jimmy.

Welcome to Burger King, the home of Whopper. May I take your order?

Give me Clana.

Listen numbnuts, this is the LAST TIME I'm telling you. We don't sell garbage.

Kent Farm. There's a rumbling in Clark's room and its not just the dump truck. A crack (pipe) is heard and Clana lays on his broken bed, with Lana giggling like a schoolgirl over it. Thats funny. Thats real funny, Lana. Isn't that just funny everyone? What is this, Smallville for dummies?? Anyway, still giggling, she picks up the sheet and throws it over her head, Clark follows suit and goes back under the covers. And they lay there, staring and talking about different places they can go and the things they can do with their powers. I'm not making this up, people; I'm not dumb enough. Lana quickly changes into clothes and says that the thing she really wants to do is <STRIKE>ruin Cedric's life</STRIKE> help Clark patrol Metropolis. Clark looks at her like she just told him she sat on Shelby, then tells her its a bad idea. Nonsense, Clark. Every citizen wants a lunatic on a power-trip patrolling the streets. Of course she convinces him that she can do it, because to deny Lana Lang something is unheard of. Especially now that she has super strength and super speed. He gives a stupid speech about wanting misery and Chloe knocks at the door to break up the kiss. She has urgent news about Jimmy's recovery. Ha ha ha, thats a good one. What she really has news about is the Luthorcorp bombing.

Metropolis General. Oliver lays in bed when the Ambiguously Lame Duo speeds in. After small talk, he's asked if he has an idea about who blew up the room. He gives a curious 'no' and deflects it on an angry <STRIKE>fan</STRIKE> stock holder. After he reveals that he's the new chairman of Luthorcorp, Inspector Hatchet speculates that Lex is behind the blast. Clark does what he does best when Lana is around- nods and approve. Oliver theorizes that if Lex would be after anyone it would be Lana, not him. Asked if he remember anything before the blast, Oliver gives another suspicious 'no'. Thats enough for Clark, but not for the Pink who gives him her secrets face. Ugh. They could have saved money by using a Clark bobble head doll in this scene. Thats basically what they are doing to him anyways.

Luthorcorp. Maybe I'm being paranoid, but I think they 'blew up' Luthorcorp just so they would have an excuse not to ever show again this season. Pinkman and the boy blunder comes in to inspect the damage. Clark stops in his tracks around krpytonite and points it out. Lady Death rips open the box and takes out a kryptonite chip used in the explosive. Did these two stop to think about this being evidence that detectives may want to use later? Of course not. Lana moves her hand near the kryptonite chip and you've GOT to be kidding me. The Kryptonite just vanished into her skin. Can we have ONE thing on this damn show that doesn't vanish around Lana!? There a Queen's Industries logo on the chip and Lana assumes that Ollie knows more than he's letting on. Then she tells Clark that Oliver was in Cuba to kill Lex and that he has an agenda. I think I've lost feeling in my right arm. She tells Clark to giver Oliver a chance to explain but Clark wants them to solve the case on their own. UGH.

Toys-R-Evil. Toyman is talking to that ventriloquist doll again, telling it that the explosion didn't go down as planned because Tess wasn't at Luthorcorp and Ollie survived the explosion. As he promises his doll that he will take care of them too, we go inside the eye of the doll to reveal Lex watching and listening. He looks a handicapped Pirate. This cannot be good at all. Toyman turns away from the dolly Lex and says that the next move is ready. Then with a click of X-box controller he sets the miniature Daily Planet on fire, laughing like an idiot. Is this a subliminal message from the producers? Thats what they've basically done the last four weeks.

Commercial Break. Subway is good, so you don't always have to be. Their motto used to be "eat fresh." Now it's not. For some reason, that really worries me.

Dearest Oliver,

Hi. I miss you. I love you. Please. This time apart means nothing. You need me more than the old thing. Please. Come back to me.

Love,

Your shirt.

PS: Morals and Leather Pants wanted me to ask you to call them.

Metropolis General. Oliver flirts it up with Sarah Michelle Geller's sister before Chloe shows up. Does anyone notice that she ALWAYS shows up when someone else is trying to get some? Anyway, it turns out that Ollie called her over to look up info about Winslow. Because she has nothing better to do with her time like say, be with her bed stricken husband, she sits down to question Ollie about his past with Winslow. Ollie thinks that he's working for Lex but wants to keep that on the hush-hush. Seems Oliver wants to take care of Lex personally. When Chloe realizes his intentions she acts appalled and walks away saying she 'can't lie to Clark'. But she can lie to Jimmy for half a season. Anyways, Ollie plays the ole 'I'm protecting Clark' angle and she gives in. I'm really tired of the "I'm protecting Clark" line being used as an excuse by these characters to do whatever evil they want.

Ollie's Jet. Chloe is looking up Toyman on Wikipedia when Clark comes in. Chloe says she's just randomly checking files from the Luthorcorp merger but Clark thinks she's helping Oliver with a lead regarding the bombing. When asked why Chloe gets right down to the point. The big bad Lex knows Clark's secret and can kill him, so she's doing this for his own good. How sweet, in a sadistic kind of way. Clark balks at killing Lex and Chloe damn near loses her mind.

"Open your eyes Clark. Lex declared war on you years ago. He's known your secret for months. Why have you not done anything yet?" - THE Chloe Sullivan, 7:31 PM.

Clark tells her that he could have killed her when she was Chloiac but he refused. This seems to calm her down and she gives him the info she's gathered about Winslow and tells Clark that he's the bomber. Clark says he'll be careful and walks away, but Chloe shakes her head as if she still doesn't understand why he won't just kill Lex and be done with it.

At the hospital, someone went a little nuts with the party balloons. Its the 4th Blues Brother. And he wants to know Ollie's room number. Dun dun dunnnnn.

Commercial Break. No joke. I think I just saw a commercial with Mr. T. singing in a choir. What. The. Hell.

I love how condescending you are, even when I’m complimenting you.

Clark, that doesn't make any sense.

Oooh Baby! Tell me more!

Kent Farm. She that wasn't, isn't, and will never be is sitting in the kitchen holding that glass necklace. Clark comes in and its one big mush fest. She doesn't know why he kept it, he doesn't know why he should ever throw it away, I don't know why I skipped out on a romantic dinner for two at Arby's for this junk. Its just one big WHY all around. He hooks her stupid necklace around her neck and tells her that nothing will ever get in the way of their happiness, except LOGIC. She tells him that her doctor told her that it was her suit that absorbed the kryptonite in that bomb chip from earlier. Ohh, so she takes Kryptonite and balls. What a woman. Clark wants to focus on catching Winslow and gives up the info Chloe gave him. Exposition, exposition, must stop evil Lex. The end.

Metropolis General. Do you guys think that Justin Hartley cries at night if he doesn't get a shirtless scene? Anyways, he wakes up in bed handcuffed. Ahhhh, that takes me back. Then its revealed that Elwood Blues is behind the handcuffing and suddenly all the good thoughts in my head became terrible ones. Oliver wants to be uncuffed but nah-uh! Thats askin too much. He sees the balloons and sharp objects and reasons that the guy missed the children's ward upstairs. What the hell??? Anyways, he calls the guy a clown which gets him to turn around in anger. Scott starts bragging about his evil genius vendetta, buying Oliver time to pick one of his handcuffs. Winslow brags about working for Lex, some words are exchanged and finally he gets to the point. If the toy monkey clangs his cymbals together 53 times a bomb will kill Oliver. Yeah.. um.. whatever you say. If you think this sounds INSANE, check this out. This little monkey goes to town with his cymbals. He's clanging them together at like 100 clangs per minute. And Winslow decides to stand there and taunt Oliver while all of this is happening instead of hauling ass to the nearest exit. After like the 40th clang, Oliver successfully uncuffs one of his arms and grabs Winslow in a headlock and forces him to uncuff the other arm. When both arms are free, he throws what looks like a ball point pen at this toy monkey, killing it or whatever. This, after the thing must have clanged 80 times. Oliver then grabs Winslow's hand and threatens to break his fingers unless he gives up Lex's location.

Toys-R-Unnecessary. Oh look, its Team Angst. You know, if I squint hard enough, its like I'm in hell. We get a better view of Winslow's home and this place is toy heaven. Lana spots dolly Lex moving his head and thinks there's a camera inside of it. It has to be the big evil Lex whose watching them, she says to a Clark who suddenly can't come to that conclusion on his own. Then she tosses the poor motionless thing in the garbage, just like she's done to Clark's season 8 progress. Anyway, Clark uncovers a miniature Metropolis with a burnt Daily Planet. Again I ask, is this a message?

Back at the hospital, that cute nurse finds Winslow in Oliver's bed. Its not like that people. He's handcuffed and his mouth is taped, but Oliver is nowhere to be seen. She uncuffs the poor innocent Toyfreak and here comes Chloe out of nowhere to warn the nurse that she's uncuffing a villain. Winslow pushes a button and the balloons he had in the room explodes, releasing gas. The nurse and Chloe feint, and Wislow gets away... Scott free! OK OK, that was lame, I know. Shut up.

Commercial Break. Timmy, I think it's time you knew the truth. Your daddy isn't on vacation. He's not coming back. I'm afraid…oh God. He's in the Auto Zone. He got in the Zone. The Auto Zone. Oh, Timmy. It'll be OK. There. There.

Ugh, Isis. Clark calls Lana to let her know he picked up Chloe from the hospital and that the Toyman got away. Oh shut up Clark. Chloe thinks he should be out looking for the bomb, but he tells her that Lana is searching for the bomb at the Daily Planet while he wants to find Lex. WHY is she even there. She doesn't even belong there. She doesn't deserve to be there. WHY don't she go twitch her ass somewhere else. **breaks out of trance** Whew. Ha ha sorry peeps, lost my head there for moment. I'm better now. ::clears throat:: Anyway, Chloe says she found Lex in her nerdish way. Only thing is Lex's IP address keeps changing locations. She hacked into Oliver satelite and found a way for Clark to track Lex that way. What kind of TEAM is this? This is no Justice League, this isn't even close. No one trusts anybody, and each of them would turn on each other in a moment's notice. Anyway, Clark is told he has 10 minutes before the signal disappears.

Daily Planet. Clark checks up on the Pink Wonder. She says she's searched every "room" but hasn't found the bomb. Well well, isn't that something. I think TW wrote that line while the usual writers wrote everything else in the episode. Clark tells her to step aside (not really) and let him work his mojo. Using his super hearing he hears the bomb on the roof. God, no, not again. On the roof Clark walks toward the bomb but its made of a gajallion Kryptonite. Suddenly Darth Vader's voice is heard and....

I have no words...

"Clark Kent and Lana Lang, welcome to your destiny. You destroyed me in everyway, so now I'm going to take away what matters most to you. Do you know what people remember about the greatest star crossed romances? Not how the lovers met, but the way the relationship tragically ended." - Straight out of the Holy Lana, Chapter 1 verse 1. 7:45 PM.

This phony Lex then tells Clark to make a choice. Save the city or sacrifice Lana forever. Clark makes the choice and tells Lana she has to do it, and she walks up to the bomb and starts absorbing the Kryptonite within it while Clark stands there looking ridiculous. This walking disaster then rises into the air like the Phoenix, while green energy surrounds her as she sucks the life out of this show and my optimism.

After she flops to the ground, Clark tries to come near her but she's one giant kryptonite. In anger he speeds off to look for Lex. He finds a his location and its just a random truck. He says that this is the last time Lex will ever hurt anyone and starts walking toward it. Thats right folks, everything he's said this season about not killing is OK when its about other people. But when you harm his Lana you must die. This show is so damn disgusting sometimes. No wonder when people ask me if I watch it I fake an asthma attack. Lana shows up and she talks him down from killing Lex with fake tears in her eyes.

"I promise you, I will help you to punish Lex. But if you kill him, you will lose so much more than just us being together. Clark, you will lose yourself." - TOO late. And SHUT UP you fake-ass hero, 7:46 PM

A few seconds later that truck explodes behind them anyways. Totally symbolic of this episode and this arc's effect on Season 8.

Commercial break. Breathe. Drink. Breathe. Drink. Breathe, dammit breathe. She's gone forever after this, remember. Tommorrow. Remember Tommorrow.

Isis. Chloe somehow hacked into Metropolis General's surveillance footage and saw Oliver leaving the room after he handcuffed Toyguy, noticing that he has that toy monkey in his hand too. Oliver sneaks up behind her and says that Lex deserved to die. She snarks that Oliver did a good job and says that the authorities identified remains that were I.D.'d as Lex's. Oliver asks what does Clark think and she tells him that he thinks whatever Lana tells him to think. Orrr that he thinks Winslow turned on Lex. Same thing. Anyway, Oliver acts like he believes that Winslow did it, and Chloe asks if he's really going to let Winslow take the blame for the murder. Oliver basically says "Hell yeah." Chloe is beside herself and thinks its murder while Ollie thinks its justice. He scoffs at her attitude and tells her to stop acting so innocent. He brings up the final scene of Identity and says that he saw some interesting video footage himself. Chloe blames the murder of Sebastian on Brainiac but Oliver tells her that Brainiac wouldn't kill to protect Clark. Now that her hypocrisy is out, Chloe stands there speechless. On equal footing now, Oliver asks how does she feel about Lex being gone now. She has to admit that she's relieved. He asks her not to tell Clark that he killed Lex because he'll need his friends now that Lex took away his precious. Good job by JH and AM.

We then go into a big slow-motion montage with a sad song. A teary-eyed Clark is at the scene of the truck explosion. He picks up a handful of Lex's dust, stares at it heartbroken, then lets it fall out of his hand. Oliver is at the scene of the Luthercorp explosion staring at a broken picture of Lex. He looks at a ring he must have found, its Lex's trademark green-K ring. At the Talon the skunk hugs Chloe goodbye. Then Clark walks up the stairs of his loft as the song finishes.

Ring

Lana: Hello?

Unknown Caller: (Heavy Breathing)

Lana: Al, you have to let me go. This is childish.

Gough: ....

Click

Sad piano music starts. Clark sees the pretty whittle princess up in the loft. He asks if the docs can do anything and she says no. YES!! Clark still wants to look for a cure but she tells him there's nothing he can do, that its irreversible. YES!! She tells him she will also love him and that she knows what she needs to do with her life now. Life is so beautiful and precious and to be able to protect it is an amazing gift, as Clark well knows. That they made their choice on the roof and wouldn't change it. Clark tells her that she doesn't have to leave, that he wants her in his life even if they are just friends. But Lana says she's not strong enough to be around him and just be friends. YES!! She starts crying, YES!! and Clark starts walking toward her like Herman Munster, fighting through the effects of the Kryptonite coming from her body. She backs off and cries harder but he manages to make it to her and give her one last kiss. You could see the Kryptonite zipping through his facial veins as she kisses him, making him look like Bizarro. Come on now that HAD to be a message! Breaking the kiss, he falls to his knees and she runs off crying. She turns at the stairs and brings up their graveyard convo in the Pilot to tell him that he was right and that she will never be alone and neither will he. That she loves him and will always be with him. WHO CARES, JUST GO ALREADY. He's out of breath and she turns to leave in s-l-o-w-m-o-t-i-o-n. After she speeds off he barely is able to say that he loves her, then falls back exasperated.

I start to tear up. Its over. Its finally over! 7 seasons and 5 episodes worth of Pink is finally over. Its over! Its OVER PEOPLE! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All in all: Another bad episode, albeit not as bad as last week. It was a fitting hurrah for the worst character I've ever seen in Television. Please let the doorknob hit you, Lana.

I don't even know what to say about Clark anymore. These writers butchered him. Just butchered him these last 2 episodes, plus the final scene of Bulletproof. His desire to kill Lex is the second time he's wanted to do so, the first being at the end of Phantom. Both times, because he thought Lex hurt Lana. You cannot have one set of morales for one person and another for everyone else. I felt no pity for him during the final scene. Stand the hell up like a man and accept that its over with some dignity. He's NOT ready Lois, emotionally. Not after this nonsense.

Lana is a joke and her departure was handled like a joke. I bet the writers thought this was tragic or something, but its was completely stupid. A couple being forced apart because Kryptonite infected one of their bodies is the kind of storyline you find on a bad porn movie. Complete garbage all around. I'm not going to say that KK and TW didn't do a good job in that last scene. Rewatching it a couple of times- I think they acted the hell out of it. And I'm sure there was real sadness there. But.. seriously.. seriously.. kryptonite forces them apart? Get the hell off my TV, PLEASE.

The Toyman/Oliver/Chloe B storyline was the the most interesting part of this episode and one of the only redeeming things it. They did a good job with Toyman and left the door open for more. Too bad they wasted him on an episode like this. The Ollie/Chloe morality angle is interesting. I'm glad they brought up what Chloe did in Identity and its good to have confirmation that she did it. So now she and Oliver both have something on each other. Oliver having a green-K ring is very good move. I'm looking forward to seeing how this storyline plays out between they and Clark.

The fake Lex stuff was a slap to MR's face. Like Clark, they dragged him through dirt, spit, and fire just to make Lana look important and heroic. Utter complete garbage. FAIL, you idiot writers. Stop bringing Lex up if all you are going to do is spit on him. Just stop mentioning him at all if this is your idea of "keeping his name going". And that line before the bomb, about Clana being one of the greatest star-crossed lovers? You can suck an egg, writers.

The montage at the end was good, the acting in the final Clana scene was good, the Toyman/Oliver/Chloe stuff was good. Every other Clana scene, every Lex scene, and the contrived childish ending to Clana was horrific. Awful.

These last two episodes of Lana's arc has been atrocious. Its like the writers said: Hey! Let's find out what the fans want and then give them 0% of that.

I'm giving this a 5 out of 10. Second worst of the season. If I wanted to be kicked in the balls I would have went over to Mistress Rita. At least she pours you a glass of Sea Breeze first. Or so I hear.

Infamous can't get here soon enough.


Finally read your review love it:lol:and it's so true every word. And can't wait for Infamous!!

[Tompouce]

Ahhhh, I totally get it now!!!

I just read the very beginning of Triplet's Power review where she states:



Lana is that girl who not only has to always be in a relationship with a guy, but has to turn herself inside out to be liked by that guy. She has no identity of her own. When she was with Whitney, she was a cheerleader. When she was with Jason, she was all "mature." When she was with Lex, she became a Luthor. When she was with Clark, she wore white and made homemade apple pie in the Kent kitchen.

She is like the title character in Runaway Bride. Basically, she is severely codependent.

I have had the desire to change the world in a positive way, myself. But, the thought has not even occurred to me to take a self-defense course, let alone gain physical strength and learn how to fight.

I know a young family from church who were just evacuated from Afganistan where they were doing charity work, and believe it or not, even in the middle of a war zone, they did not attempt to acquire physical strength or superpowers. I'm not even sure they owned a weapon. There is another empty-nest couple who is staying there even though the charity evacuated everyone, and, nope, they don't have superpowers either.

So for her to want to change the world using Clark's gifts instead of her gifts, is pretty twisted. She could have saved the world from Lex by destroying the suit, not wearing it. Chloe was doing her part to save the world through Isis. Lana could have focused on that and done a lot of good.

Anyway, now that that is out of my system, I hope Clark is able to see that his love affair with Lana was real, but that a more satisfying and mature love awaits him in the future.
ITA, that is exactly what I said in a topic when power aired. I was trying to explain to the Lana fans (who were many in the topic)that help people is NOT about power but about love, empathy, forgiveness,...;)

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and I also gave the example of Chloe and the fact that Lana had the opportunity to help people with Isis Foundation and instead of that it was a couverture to build a revenge against Lex...Help according to Lana Lang LOL

[batfinx]

I agree completely with your post sebari77.


Why bother pretending to make this "CK" wimp into a Lois-loving ace reporter wearing a red cape? Because, according to THIS show, its central character will always be trapped in Lanaville. Have the courage to stick with that choice.

Exactly, they've painted him into a corner where he'll be a brooding lovelorn wimp for the rest of his unnatural life. There's still time to mess up Martian Manhunter. They can give him his powers back and he can hook up with Lana. :lol: What a sad wrong turn for a season that began with so much promise. I knew if it ever got flushed down the drain Lana's hand would be on the handle.

[stenochick]

ITA, that is exactly what I said in a topic when power aired. I was trying to explain to the Lana fans (who were many in the topic)that help people is NOT about power but about love, empathy, forgiveness,...;)

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and I also gave the example of Chloe and the fact that Lana had the opportunity to help people with Isis Foundation and instead of that it was a couverture to build a revenge against Lex...Help according to Lana Lang LOL

Good points!

[Lis]

Thanks for the link.

I see what you mean about the interview. :(
You're welcome. :)
And yes, you see it right. :\


wat didnt you like about the interveiw? :S


I was not happy to read that AM was responsible for some of the things I disliked about Power.Same here.

[jlbtjb316]

La Donna, I just got around to reading your response to my post a couple of pages back. I appreciate your thoughtful and respectful response and wanted to reply to a few things.

Jlbtjb316, It's not that I think you are off-base, because you have a very valid point of view. But, I think that there were a great many fans who got the impression that Lana wasn't being selfless in Power, and wasn't naturally in a position to be noble in Requiem. You saw the best possible interpretation of every scene, and hoped that it was the true writers intent. I know some people went the opposite and took the worst possible interpretation of every scene, and so saw Lana as evil and selfish no matter what the actual intent of the writers. I just think that if the writers true intent was, as you say, to show Lana to have grown and become a noble hero, they didn't do a good job.

I agree that the writers should have done a better job with the last few scripts to make Lana's motivations and intentions clear.

Sure, she made some hard choices, but by their own script, she came off as power hungry to a huge portion of the audience, whether it was how they intended it or not. They didn't show her to be struggling with what the right thing to do with the technology was, or taking a long time to come to the decision that she should wear it. She seemed to have been positive from the start that she wanted that suit. She looked as though as soon as she became aware that there was a suit out there that would give her powers, she was bent on getting it.

I agree that she wanted it kept out of Lex's hands, which was a good decision, but that is not the main reason she wanted to obtain it. She would have destroyed the technology if her sole intent was to prevent Lex from having those powers. She didn't, and she made sure that no one could stop her from obtaining the suit, which she admits to. She never says she was protecting people from the testing of the suit, so I see no reason to assume that her thoughts were on protecting others by taking the suit herself.

It is no doubt that many fans, at least on this site, seemed to feel that she was power hungry and selfish, but there are many other fans that didn't. Again, the writers are to blame for not being more clear about this. In my view, "power hungry" has a very negative connotation because it implies that the person in question wants power for less than honorable reasons. I thought they tried to make it very clear that she wanted the power so that she could "imprint this stamp of positivity on the world" as Carter said, not because she hates herself or doesn't think she is good enough without the powers or because she thinks it will make Clark love her or is on some vendetta against Lex. Indeed, Irma in Legion verifies that Lana does use her powers for good. I find it hard to understand the level of hatred that exists for Lana's character, and I doubt that some fans would be happy no matter what she did with the suit. She couldn't let Lex wear it, and if she destroyed it some would probably be indignant that she was presumptuous enough to think that she had the right to decide what to do with technology that could have been used to do so much good. She knows that whoever wears the suit could be a threat to Clark and knows that if she were to wear the suit she would not only be able to do good on a much larger scale than she normally would but would not have to worry about it being used to harm Clark. I think her months of intense training with Carter was to prepare herself for the painful process that she would have to endure to wear the suit and to see if she could do it. It would have been nice to see more of her internal deliberation, emotional / mental preparation and soul-searching, but they only have a limited amount of time to work with. I also think it was her intention to use the suit to do good all along even if she never got back together with Clark. It seemed to me that it wasn't until after Bulletproof when she saw that Clark still wanted to be in a relationship with her that she began to have hope herself that with the suit they might be able to share a life together doing good. I don't think she did this for Clark. She did it because it is how she wanted to help the world. This doesn't make her a saint or more or less noble than anyone else. It was simply her decision on what to do with her life.

As for the good she could do in the world with the suit, what about the good she could have done for the world without the suit? Is the message that only those with powers can save the world? If her intentions were to give her a chance to truly be with Clark, then that is a selfish reason for obtaining a suit that is dangerous. I'm not saying she was wrong in having such a desire, but it's not a noble desire. She knows power can corrupt, as she herself used her powers for the wrong reason the last time she had them. To assume that she has risen above the lure of using superpowers for her own purposes, and that she is worthy of wielding such powers, is a great assumption and vain in many ways. You are right that it's not wrong of Lana that she's tired of being a victim, but her training was preparing her to fight back. She didn't need superpowers to be strong and protect herself. She didn't want the powers just so she would stop being a victim, she wanted to wield powers, and not just reap the benefit of being invincible.

I agree that she could have done much good in the world without the suit, and I don't think they were trying to send the message that only those with powers can save the world. Throughout the show, Lana has shown a desire to help others. With the suit she would be able to do a tremendous amount of good, not only locally, but around the world. Given what she knows now about Lex, about the existence of aliens and about the terrible enemies facing Clark maybe she also wanted to be more of a direct help to Clark by being able to watch his back so to speak. In some ways it is like those who join the military special forces or aspire to high political offices or serve as police officers and firefighters. They could do a great deal of good as average citizens, but they can also serve in a greater capacity by aspiring to these careers. Many people in these fields describe the adrenaline rush that they feel and the great satisfaction that comes from being able to save lives, but this doesn't make them power hungry, presumptuous and selfish because they don't do it primarily for these reasons. Just because Lana could have done good as an average citizen doesn't mean that it is wrong for her to want to do good in a greater capacity.

I truly hope that there is not many fans out there who really wants one character to be written down just so another character can look good. I know people accuse other fans of desiring this, but I just don't think many fans truly want that. They want their favorite characters to come out looking as though their progressing, and they hope that every other character can do the same, or at least that the characters are written consistently and not just bobbed about wherever the wind blows them. There is almost no one who wants a character dragged through the mud in an effort to prop up their character. I know it seems that way sometimes when fans are upset at how a character is portrayed, but I just don't think there are more than a few fans out there who truly would want that.

I hope that you are right. It just seems that when it comes to Lana's character, she is never given the benefit of the doubt and is often criticized or cursed no matter what she does. Lana is not a perfect character and has done some terrible things for which she bears full responsibility. I think that she has realized that she was wrong for seeking revenge against Lex and that she has put that behind her and wants to help make the world a better place. In the minds of some fans though, it seems like she can never be forgiven and redeemed and will never be good enough for Clark no matter what she does. Clark forgave Alicia after all the terrible things that she did, and many fans understood and were supportive of their relationship. Some fans will never believe that Lana has changed no matter what the writers show us or tell us.


Lois fans don't need Lana to look like an evil person in order to make Lois look worthy of Clark. Lois fans already feel that Lois is worthy of Clark, and all they wanted was Clark to choose Lois. They don't need Lana to look bad in order to force Clark with a clear choice between good (Lois) and bad (Lana). Lana could still be written as a hero and have Clark choose Lois anyway.

I understand that in the eyes of many fans that it was important for Clark to choose Lois over Lana. I think for once that the writers were being consistent - Clark has always loved Lana in this version of the story. He did not choose Lana over Lois because he does not have that type of relationship with Lois now. The way that they handled it respects both Lana and Lois in that it doesn't diminish the love that he has for Lana now, and I don't think that it diminishes what Clark has with Lois in the future. Over time, both Clark and Lois will change and grow, and he will learn to love again. His love with Lois will be strong and beautiful and true. Both Lana and Lois will play an important role in Clark's life but at different times.


The truth is, most fans want every character to have arcs worthy of being portrayed and enjoyed, and that their character isn't stomped into the mud just to prop up another character. Most people don't call for the trashing of the so called "competition". They simply want their favorite characters to be written consistently enough that they are recognizable, even when taking a new path. They want their characters to be taken care of by the writers, instead of used and abused in favor of someone else.

Fan wars start when the writers disappoint us. It's unfortunate and not the first intention of the fans. We simply desire that those in charge of the destination of Smallville be aware of the worth each character can offer to this story.

I agree. As I said in my original post, it would not have been my first choice to give Lana powers. I know this choice was so that they could end up having her infected by Kryptonite to separate Clark and Lana, but I agree that it could have been executed better. In the end, I think both Lana and Clark were mature and made the right decisions. I am glad for Lana's character that she can now go on to do the good that she always wanted to do (and apparently she does based on Irma's statements in Legion). Somehow I get the feeling that no matter how this episode was written, fans would end up seeing what they wanted to see.

[berniepooh]

Wednesday Night.

Clark: Oh, gather around peeps. Gather around. I guess it's official. Tommorrow Lana will finished, forever.

Jimmy: You mean it, C.K.? No foolies?

Clark: No foolies.

Lois: For real and for true?

Clark: For real and for true.

Davis: I'm so happy that I don't know whether to cry or stuff a body in a dumpster.

Clark: Oh, Little Orphan experiment. You can do both. You'll always be able to do both. Why? Because I love you. I love all you. In fact, I have a meteor rock for each of you. I decided to give it to you on this night. It symbolizes my love for each and every one of you.

Tess: Clark, are you gonna sing?

Clark: Yes I am Tess and stop doing that to Lex's picture. That's glass, not your boyfriend.

Clark clears his throat and begins to sing a song to the tune of "Tomorrow" from Little Orphan Annie. A huge band rises from the ground and we go into full scale musical mode.

Clark: Lana will be gone..

Tomorrow

Bet your last green-k dollar that...

Tomorrow

She'll be done!

Davis: Just dreamin' about

Tomorrow

Carvin' up Jimmy Olsen's ass

Like Zorro...

'Til I'm done!

Lois: When I'm feeling delirious,

And curious,

About the Blur,

Chloe: I just pretend her apartment's mine,

And hold,

And say.

Lois: Non-reporter things...

Akward silence

All: Ohhhhhh Clana'll be done

Tomorrow

Really?

Tomorrow!

Not Joking?

Tommorrow!

Clark: I forgot the words

Tomorrow!

Season Eight arcs: I'll pick back up where I left off!

Tomorrow!

Lois: I'll be back!

All: Tomorrow!

Lana: But guys, I missed Lois too.

Cedric: (walking into the room) Shut your goddamn mouth and go home. (walks out of the room.)

Lana: No problem. G'Night everyone. Happy celebrating.

Clark: Sorry for the interruptions here. Take us home, Jimmy.

Jimmy: I'll be suddenly healed!

Tomorrow!

Chloe: I'll pretend to care that he is!

Tommorrow!

Lois: I'll have a job again!

Tomorrow!

All: Tomorrow!

Daily Planet: I'll exist again!

Tommorrow..

When she's gone!

Cloisers: (running into the room and singing) Ohhhhhhh Tomorrow!

Tomorrow!

We love ya!

Tommorrow!

All: You're only a dayyyyyy, aaaaaaaa wayyyyyyyyy!!

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Its Saturday and I'm pissed. That means there was a new episode of Smallville on Thursday. Fortunately, it was the last episode that I'll ever see of Lana Lang. Lets just get it over it, this review isn't going to write itself.

Previously ON: Smallville went to hell.

I know there wasn't a previously on, so hush up. Anyways, we open to the tune of a music box and a shot of a middle aged weirdo wearing sunglasses, at night, indoors as he paints the globe on a toy model Daily Planet. He goes on about how simpler it was as a child, evening admitting that toys were his best friends. Yep, he's a virgin. He turns to this creepy ventriloquist doll and continues his speech.

"Toys are powerful things, you know." - Toyman, 7:00PM. Ha! Thats what she said.

He turns back to his model Daily Planet, picks it up, and clicks a button. The globe starts spinning as he laughs at his craftsmanship. Dude you're sick, see a therapist.

Luthorcorp. Did I really just type that? After 14 episodes they finally give us our first look at Luthorcorp in season 8. There's even photos of Lex and Lionel on the wall. Who would have guessed? There's a meeting of the board with one lady raving about how sucky Tess is. She points to Tess' recent idiot activity such as: being devoted to Lana and losing the prototype of the Prometheus suit, as evidence that she's gone off the rocker and needs to booted off the Luthor island asap. When she calls for a vote of no-confidence everyone in the room raises their hands in agreement including me and my dog. So does Oliver, who waltzes in to tell them that ginormouses change is a' coming. You see, ole Oliver purchased controlling interest in Luthorcorp. Welllll that just makes everyone in the room give their bitter beer face as Ollie lectures them on their evil evilness. As the same lady jumps up to defend the legacy of Luthorcorp Oliver notices that a suspicious toy has begun swaying back and forth, then suddenly stops. He yells for everyone to get down but the room explodes before they react. Ohh its just terrible! Chairs fall out of the building, ablazed. But not to worry, they are evil chairs.

Opening Credits. I think the words of this song were specifically written for Lois and Jimmy.

Welcome to Burger King, the home of Whopper. May I take your order?

Give me Clana.

Listen numbnuts, this is the LAST TIME I'm telling you. We don't sell garbage.

Kent Farm. There's a rumbling in Clark's room and its not just the dump truck. A crack (pipe) is heard and Clana lays on his broken bed, with Lana giggling like a schoolgirl over it. Thats funny. Thats real funny, Lana. Isn't that just funny everyone? What is this, Smallville for dummies?? Anyway, still giggling, she picks up the sheet and throws it over her head, Clark follows suit and goes back under the covers. And they lay there, staring and talking about different places they can go and the things they can do with their powers. I'm not making this up, people; I'm not dumb enough. Lana quickly changes into clothes and says that the thing she really wants to do is <STRIKE>ruin Cedric's life</STRIKE> help Clark patrol Metropolis. Clark looks at her like she just told him she sat on Shelby, then tells her its a bad idea. Nonsense, Clark. Every citizen wants a lunatic on a power-trip patrolling the streets. Of course she convinces him that she can do it, because to deny Lana Lang something is unheard of. Especially now that she has super strength and super speed. He gives a stupid speech about wanting misery and Chloe knocks at the door to break up the kiss. She has urgent news about Jimmy's recovery. Ha ha ha, thats a good one. What she really has news about is the Luthorcorp bombing.

Metropolis General. Oliver lays in bed when the Ambiguously Lame Duo speeds in. After small talk, he's asked if he has an idea about who blew up the room. He gives a curious 'no' and deflects it on an angry <STRIKE>fan</STRIKE> stock holder. After he reveals that he's the new chairman of Luthorcorp, Inspector Hatchet speculates that Lex is behind the blast. Clark does what he does best when Lana is around- nods and approve. Oliver theorizes that if Lex would be after anyone it would be Lana, not him. Asked if he remember anything before the blast, Oliver gives another suspicious 'no'. Thats enough for Clark, but not for the Pink who gives him her secrets face. Ugh. They could have saved money by using a Clark bobble head doll in this scene. Thats basically what they are doing to him anyways.

Luthorcorp. Maybe I'm being paranoid, but I think they 'blew up' Luthorcorp just so they would have an excuse not to ever show again this season. Pinkman and the boy blunder comes in to inspect the damage. Clark stops in his tracks around krpytonite and points it out. Lady Death rips open the box and takes out a kryptonite chip used in the explosive. Did these two stop to think about this being evidence that detectives may want to use later? Of course not. Lana moves her hand near the kryptonite chip and you've GOT to be kidding me. The Kryptonite just vanished into her skin. Can we have ONE thing on this damn show that doesn't vanish around Lana!? There a Queen's Industries logo on the chip and Lana assumes that Ollie knows more than he's letting on. Then she tells Clark that Oliver was in Cuba to kill Lex and that he has an agenda. I think I've lost feeling in my right arm. She tells Clark to giver Oliver a chance to explain but Clark wants them to solve the case on their own. UGH.

Toys-R-Evil. Toyman is talking to that ventriloquist doll again, telling it that the explosion didn't go down as planned because Tess wasn't at Luthorcorp and Ollie survived the explosion. As he promises his doll that he will take care of them too, we go inside the eye of the doll to reveal Lex watching and listening. He looks a handicapped Pirate. This cannot be good at all. Toyman turns away from the dolly Lex and says that the next move is ready. Then with a click of X-box controller he sets the miniature Daily Planet on fire, laughing like an idiot. Is this a subliminal message from the producers? Thats what they've basically done the last four weeks.

Commercial Break. Subway is good, so you don't always have to be. Their motto used to be "eat fresh." Now it's not. For some reason, that really worries me.

Dearest Oliver,

Hi. I miss you. I love you. Please. This time apart means nothing. You need me more than the old thing. Please. Come back to me.

Love,

Your shirt.

PS: Morals and Leather Pants wanted me to ask you to call them.

Metropolis General. Oliver flirts it up with Sarah Michelle Geller's sister before Chloe shows up. Does anyone notice that she ALWAYS shows up when someone else is trying to get some? Anyway, it turns out that Ollie called her over to look up info about Winslow. Because she has nothing better to do with her time like say, be with her bed stricken husband, she sits down to question Ollie about his past with Winslow. Ollie thinks that he's working for Lex but wants to keep that on the hush-hush. Seems Oliver wants to take care of Lex personally. When Chloe realizes his intentions she acts appalled and walks away saying she 'can't lie to Clark'. But she can lie to Jimmy for half a season. Anyways, Ollie plays the ole 'I'm protecting Clark' angle and she gives in. I'm really tired of the "I'm protecting Clark" line being used as an excuse by these characters to do whatever evil they want.

Ollie's Jet. Chloe is looking up Toyman on Wikipedia when Clark comes in. Chloe says she's just randomly checking files from the Luthorcorp merger but Clark thinks she's helping Oliver with a lead regarding the bombing. When asked why Chloe gets right down to the point. The big bad Lex knows Clark's secret and can kill him, so she's doing this for his own good. How sweet, in a sadistic kind of way. Clark balks at killing Lex and Chloe damn near loses her mind.

"Open your eyes Clark. Lex declared war on you years ago. He's known your secret for months. Why have you not done anything yet?" - THE Chloe Sullivan, 7:31 PM.

Clark tells her that he could have killed her when she was Chloiac but he refused. This seems to calm her down and she gives him the info she's gathered about Winslow and tells Clark that he's the bomber. Clark says he'll be careful and walks away, but Chloe shakes her head as if she still doesn't understand why he won't just kill Lex and be done with it.

At the hospital, someone went a little nuts with the party balloons. Its the 4th Blues Brother. And he wants to know Ollie's room number. Dun dun dunnnnn.

Commercial Break. No joke. I think I just saw a commercial with Mr. T. singing in a choir. What. The. Hell.

I love how condescending you are, even when I’m complimenting you.

Clark, that doesn't make any sense.

Oooh Baby! Tell me more!

Kent Farm. She that wasn't, isn't, and will never be is sitting in the kitchen holding that glass necklace. Clark comes in and its one big mush fest. She doesn't know why he kept it, he doesn't know why he should ever throw it away, I don't know why I skipped out on a romantic dinner for two at Arby's for this junk. Its just one big WHY all around. He hooks her stupid necklace around her neck and tells her that nothing will ever get in the way of their happiness, except LOGIC. She tells him that her doctor told her that it was her suit that absorbed the kryptonite in that bomb chip from earlier. Ohh, so she takes Kryptonite and balls. What a woman. Clark wants to focus on catching Winslow and gives up the info Chloe gave him. Exposition, exposition, must stop evil Lex. The end.

Metropolis General. Do you guys think that Justin Hartley cries at night if he doesn't get a shirtless scene? Anyways, he wakes up in bed handcuffed. Ahhhh, that takes me back. Then its revealed that Elwood Blues is behind the handcuffing and suddenly all the good thoughts in my head became terrible ones. Oliver wants to be uncuffed but nah-uh! Thats askin too much. He sees the balloons and sharp objects and reasons that the guy missed the children's ward upstairs. What the hell??? Anyways, he calls the guy a clown which gets him to turn around in anger. Scott starts bragging about his evil genius vendetta, buying Oliver time to pick one of his handcuffs. Winslow brags about working for Lex, some words are exchanged and finally he gets to the point. If the toy monkey clangs his cymbals together 53 times a bomb will kill Oliver. Yeah.. um.. whatever you say. If you think this sounds INSANE, check this out. This little monkey goes to town with his cymbals. He's clanging them together at like 100 clangs per minute. And Winslow decides to stand there and taunt Oliver while all of this is happening instead of hauling ass to the nearest exit. After like the 40th clang, Oliver successfully uncuffs one of his arms and grabs Winslow in a headlock and forces him to uncuff the other arm. When both arms are free, he throws what looks like a ball point pen at this toy monkey, killing it or whatever. This, after the thing must have clanged 80 times. Oliver then grabs Winslow's hand and threatens to break his fingers unless he gives up Lex's location.

Toys-R-Unnecessary. Oh look, its Team Angst. You know, if I squint hard enough, its like I'm in hell. We get a better view of Winslow's home and this place is toy heaven. Lana spots dolly Lex moving his head and thinks there's a camera inside of it. It has to be the big evil Lex whose watching them, she says to a Clark who suddenly can't come to that conclusion on his own. Then she tosses the poor motionless thing in the garbage, just like she's done to Clark's season 8 progress. Anyway, Clark uncovers a miniature Metropolis with a burnt Daily Planet. Again I ask, is this a message?

Back at the hospital, that cute nurse finds Winslow in Oliver's bed. Its not like that people. He's handcuffed and his mouth is taped, but Oliver is nowhere to be seen. She uncuffs the poor innocent Toyfreak and here comes Chloe out of nowhere to warn the nurse that she's uncuffing a villain. Winslow pushes a button and the balloons he had in the room explodes, releasing gas. The nurse and Chloe feint, and Wislow gets away... Scott free! OK OK, that was lame, I know. Shut up.

Commercial Break. Timmy, I think it's time you knew the truth. Your daddy isn't on vacation. He's not coming back. I'm afraid…oh God. He's in the Auto Zone. He got in the Zone. The Auto Zone. Oh, Timmy. It'll be OK. There. There.

Ugh, Isis. Clark calls Lana to let her know he picked up Chloe from the hospital and that the Toyman got away. Oh shut up Clark. Chloe thinks he should be out looking for the bomb, but he tells her that Lana is searching for the bomb at the Daily Planet while he wants to find Lex. WHY is she even there. She doesn't even belong there. She doesn't deserve to be there. WHY don't she go twitch her ass somewhere else. **breaks out of trance** Whew. Ha ha sorry peeps, lost my head there for moment. I'm better now. ::clears throat:: Anyway, Chloe says she found Lex in her nerdish way. Only thing is Lex's IP address keeps changing locations. She hacked into Oliver satelite and found a way for Clark to track Lex that way. What kind of TEAM is this? This is no Justice League, this isn't even close. No one trusts anybody, and each of them would turn on each other in a moment's notice. Anyway, Clark is told he has 10 minutes before the signal disappears.

Daily Planet. Clark checks up on the Pink Wonder. She says she's searched every "room" but hasn't found the bomb. Well well, isn't that something. I think TW wrote that line while the usual writers wrote everything else in the episode. Clark tells her to step aside (not really) and let him work his mojo. Using his super hearing he hears the bomb on the roof. God, no, not again. On the roof Clark walks toward the bomb but its made of a gajallion Kryptonite. Suddenly Darth Vader's voice is heard and....

I have no words...

"Clark Kent and Lana Lang, welcome to your destiny. You destroyed me in everyway, so now I'm going to take away what matters most to you. Do you know what people remember about the greatest star crossed romances? Not how the lovers met, but the way the relationship tragically ended." - Straight out of the Holy Lana, Chapter 1 verse 1. 7:45 PM.

This phony Lex then tells Clark to make a choice. Save the city or sacrifice Lana forever. Clark makes the choice and tells Lana she has to do it, and she walks up to the bomb and starts absorbing the Kryptonite within it while Clark stands there looking ridiculous. This walking disaster then rises into the air like the Phoenix, while green energy surrounds her as she sucks the life out of this show and my optimism.

After she flops to the ground, Clark tries to come near her but she's one giant kryptonite. In anger he speeds off to look for Lex. He finds a his location and its just a random truck. He says that this is the last time Lex will ever hurt anyone and starts walking toward it. Thats right folks, everything he's said this season about not killing is OK when its about other people. But when you harm his Lana you must die. This show is so damn disgusting sometimes. No wonder when people ask me if I watch it I fake an asthma attack. Lana shows up and she talks him down from killing Lex with fake tears in her eyes.

"I promise you, I will help you to punish Lex. But if you kill him, you will lose so much more than just us being together. Clark, you will lose yourself." - TOO late. And SHUT UP you fake-ass hero, 7:46 PM

A few seconds later that truck explodes behind them anyways. Totally symbolic of this episode and this arc's effect on Season 8.

Commercial break. Breathe. Drink. Breathe. Drink. Breathe, dammit breathe. She's gone forever after this, remember. Tommorrow. Remember Tommorrow.

Isis. Chloe somehow hacked into Metropolis General's surveillance footage and saw Oliver leaving the room after he handcuffed Toyguy, noticing that he has that toy monkey in his hand too. Oliver sneaks up behind her and says that Lex deserved to die. She snarks that Oliver did a good job and says that the authorities identified remains that were I.D.'d as Lex's. Oliver asks what does Clark think and she tells him that he thinks whatever Lana tells him to think. Orrr that he thinks Winslow turned on Lex. Same thing. Anyway, Oliver acts like he believes that Winslow did it, and Chloe asks if he's really going to let Winslow take the blame for the murder. Oliver basically says "Hell yeah." Chloe is beside herself and thinks its murder while Ollie thinks its justice. He scoffs at her attitude and tells her to stop acting so innocent. He brings up the final scene of Identity and says that he saw some interesting video footage himself. Chloe blames the murder of Sebastian on Brainiac but Oliver tells her that Brainiac wouldn't kill to protect Clark. Now that her hypocrisy is out, Chloe stands there speechless. On equal footing now, Oliver asks how does she feel about Lex being gone now. She has to admit that she's relieved. He asks her not to tell Clark that he killed Lex because he'll need his friends now that Lex took away his precious. Good job by JH and AM.

We then go into a big slow-motion montage with a sad song. A teary-eyed Clark is at the scene of the truck explosion. He picks up a handful of Lex's dust, stares at it heartbroken, then lets it fall out of his hand. Oliver is at the scene of the Luthercorp explosion staring at a broken picture of Lex. He looks at a ring he must have found, its Lex's trademark green-K ring. At the Talon the skunk hugs Chloe goodbye. Then Clark walks up the stairs of his loft as the song finishes.

Ring

Lana: Hello?

Unknown Caller: (Heavy Breathing)

Lana: Al, you have to let me go. This is childish.

Gough: ....

Click

Sad piano music starts. Clark sees the pretty whittle princess up in the loft. He asks if the docs can do anything and she says no. YES!! Clark still wants to look for a cure but she tells him there's nothing he can do, that its irreversible. YES!! She tells him she will also love him and that she knows what she needs to do with her life now. Life is so beautiful and precious and to be able to protect it is an amazing gift, as Clark well knows. That they made their choice on the roof and wouldn't change it. Clark tells her that she doesn't have to leave, that he wants her in his life even if they are just friends. But Lana says she's not strong enough to be around him and just be friends. YES!! She starts crying, YES!! and Clark starts walking toward her like Herman Munster, fighting through the effects of the Kryptonite coming from her body. She backs off and cries harder but he manages to make it to her and give her one last kiss. You could see the Kryptonite zipping through his facial veins as she kisses him, making him look like Bizarro. Come on now that HAD to be a message! Breaking the kiss, he falls to his knees and she runs off crying. She turns at the stairs and brings up their graveyard convo in the Pilot to tell him that he was right and that she will never be alone and neither will he. That she loves him and will always be with him. WHO CARES, JUST GO ALREADY. He's out of breath and she turns to leave in s-l-o-w-m-o-t-i-o-n. After she speeds off he barely is able to say that he loves her, then falls back exasperated.

I start to tear up. Its over. Its finally over! 7 seasons and 5 episodes worth of Pink is finally over. Its over! Its OVER PEOPLE! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All in all: Another bad episode, albeit not as bad as last week. It was a fitting hurrah for the worst character I've ever seen in Television. Please let the doorknob hit you, Lana.

I don't even know what to say about Clark anymore. These writers butchered him. Just butchered him these last 2 episodes, plus the final scene of Bulletproof. His desire to kill Lex is the second time he's wanted to do so, the first being at the end of Phantom. Both times, because he thought Lex hurt Lana. You cannot have one set of morales for one person and another for everyone else. I felt no pity for him during the final scene. Stand the hell up like a man and accept that its over with some dignity. He's NOT ready Lois, emotionally. Not after this nonsense.

Lana is a joke and her departure was handled like a joke. I bet the writers thought this was tragic or something, but its was completely stupid. A couple being forced apart because Kryptonite infected one of their bodies is the kind of storyline you find on a bad porn movie. Complete garbage all around. I'm not going to say that KK and TW didn't do a good job in that last scene. Rewatching it a couple of times- I think they acted the hell out of it. And I'm sure there was real sadness there. But.. seriously.. seriously.. kryptonite forces them apart? Get the hell off my TV, PLEASE.

The Toyman/Oliver/Chloe B storyline was the the most interesting part of this episode and one of the only redeeming things it. They did a good job with Toyman and left the door open for more. Too bad they wasted him on an episode like this. The Ollie/Chloe morality angle is interesting. I'm glad they brought up what Chloe did in Identity and its good to have confirmation that she did it. So now she and Oliver both have something on each other. Oliver having a green-K ring is very good move. I'm looking forward to seeing how this storyline plays out between they and Clark.

The fake Lex stuff was a slap to MR's face. Like Clark, they dragged him through dirt, spit, and fire just to make Lana look important and heroic. Utter complete garbage. FAIL, you idiot writers. Stop bringing Lex up if all you are going to do is spit on him. Just stop mentioning him at all if this is your idea of "keeping his name going". And that line before the bomb, about Clana being one of the greatest star-crossed lovers? You can suck an egg, writers.

The montage at the end was good, the acting in the final Clana scene was good, the Toyman/Oliver/Chloe stuff was good. Every other Clana scene, every Lex scene, and the contrived childish ending to Clana was horrific. Awful.

These last two episodes of Lana's arc has been atrocious. Its like the writers said: Hey! Let's find out what the fans want and then give them 0% of that.

I'm giving this a 5 out of 10. Second worst of the season. If I wanted to be kicked in the balls I would have went over to Mistress Rita. At least she pours you a glass of Sea Breeze first. Or so I hear.

Infamous can't get here soon enough.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Thank you, thank you , thank you.

[lana 9]

i am a big lana fan but i did not like the end of the relationship
i wish that clark and lana end as friend any lana fan think the same as me

[BAMAGIRL]

Cedric, I just finished reading your review. I am work and I had to hold my hand over my mouth to stifle my laughter. That stuff is priceless. :lol:

What other episodes have you written reviews for? I gotta go back and read them.

[Tompouce]

i am a big lana fan but i did not like the end of the relationship
i wish that clark and lana end as friend any lana fan think the same as me
Thanks for your commentary. It is hard to make understand some lana fans or Clana fans that we can be hard with her character without being against her all the time. I mean, I had nothing against the character but the end was really too absurd.
As I said, anyway before season 7, I had a kind of fondness for her:)

[555aya]

The writers are gone crazy, Super Lana¿?, Ck/Ll again ¿?, then this super silly episode, and clak crying, and crying about Lana, and over all Lana don´t finish the relationship with Clak, so, i figured that we are going see the next 10 episode, a clak crying and crying for Lana. Definitely it wasn´t going to be Luis and Clack never, maybe is time to finish the series.
Well, at least Lana finally (I HOPE so) gone.
I agree 100% whit Fallen One

[Your Hero]

Just be quite clear........ Clark did NOT cry for Lana. He had tears in his eyes, yes, but He is the man of steel and I think the only time he's going to cry will be when Lois dies..... i.e. comics.

[NoSupeForYou]

Lana getting the suit was all about her being selfish. It wasn't about helping people, it was about being able to be with Clark even more. She didn't just go out and start helping random people. She went on patrol with Clark. First of all, Clark doesn't need anyone going with him when he goes to help people. Second, it's much more effective if they go out separately, even to different cities. She was as obsessive about Clark as Lex was. This is no different than when she was all possessive about the black ship. Lana always came off like those seagulls from Finding Nemo who were constantly shouting "mine!"

[tibbit78]

Just be quite clear........ Clark did NOT cry for Lana. He had tears in his eyes, yes, but He is the man of steel and I think the only time he's going to cry will be when Lois dies..... i.e. comics.







Wow! I didn't see the part where Clark had tears in his eyes. My mother was watching it and told me Clark had tears in his eyes while Lana Lang was sobbing.

I'll have to rewatch that part where Clark had tears in his eyes. I don't remember seeing that part at all. That's how observant I really am.

:lol:

[starflower69]

Clark goes with different women because he believes in his soulmate. Remember Alicia. Clark is so green around the ears when it comes to women. Don't forget that Lois always refers to him as @Smallville@ this indicates to me that she thinks that he only knows how to drive a tractor. So whilst I liked parts of the episode I don't think that Clarks's relationship with Lana will affect him as much we#'re predicting it will. All he's ever wanted is to find his soulmate. Alicia wan't right, Lana isn't an option so now Lois will be able to show him what real love is all about!!

[beresford_st]

all i can say is it's to bad the writers couldn't give allison something better to work with for her directorial debut.

[bychance]

What the heck? I missed this episode! Wow. :( I don't read spoilers, even though its tempting, lol.

[cody]

La Donna, I just got around to reading your response to my post a couple of pages back. I appreciate your thoughtful and respectful response and wanted to reply to a few things.

Jlbtjb316, It's not that I think you are off-base, because you have a very valid point of view. But, I think that there were a great many fans who got the impression that Lana wasn't being selfless in Power, and wasn't naturally in a position to be noble in Requiem. You saw the best possible interpretation of every scene, and hoped that it was the true writers intent. I know some people went the opposite and took the worst possible interpretation of every scene, and so saw Lana as evil and selfish no matter what the actual intent of the writers. I just think that if the writers true intent was, as you say, to show Lana to have grown and become a noble hero, they didn't do a good job.

I agree that the writers should have done a better job with the last few scripts to make Lana's motivations and intentions clear.

Sure, she made some hard choices, but by their own script, she came off as power hungry to a huge portion of the audience, whether it was how they intended it or not. They didn't show her to be struggling with what the right thing to do with the technology was, or taking a long time to come to the decision that she should wear it. She seemed to have been positive from the start that she wanted that suit. She looked as though as soon as she became aware that there was a suit out there that would give her powers, she was bent on getting it.

I agree that she wanted it kept out of Lex's hands, which was a good decision, but that is not the main reason she wanted to obtain it. She would have destroyed the technology if her sole intent was to prevent Lex from having those powers. She didn't, and she made sure that no one could stop her from obtaining the suit, which she admits to. She never says she was protecting people from the testing of the suit, so I see no reason to assume that her thoughts were on protecting others by taking the suit herself.

It is no doubt that many fans, at least on this site, seemed to feel that she was power hungry and selfish, but there are many other fans that didn't. Again, the writers are to blame for not being more clear about this. In my view, "power hungry" has a very negative connotation because it implies that the person in question wants power for less than honorable reasons. I thought they tried to make it very clear that she wanted the power so that she could "imprint this stamp of positivity on the world" as Carter said, not because she hates herself or doesn't think she is good enough without the powers or because she thinks it will make Clark love her or is on some vendetta against Lex. Indeed, Irma in Legion verifies that Lana does use her powers for good. I find it hard to understand the level of hatred that exists for Lana's character, and I doubt that some fans would be happy no matter what she did with the suit. She couldn't let Lex wear it, and if she destroyed it some would probably be indignant that she was presumptuous enough to think that she had the right to decide what to do with technology that could have been used to do so much good. She knows that whoever wears the suit could be a threat to Clark and knows that if she were to wear the suit she would not only be able to do good on a much larger scale than she normally would but would not have to worry about it being used to harm Clark. I think her months of intense training with Carter was to prepare herself for the painful process that she would have to endure to wear the suit and to see if she could do it. It would have been nice to see more of her internal deliberation, emotional / mental preparation and soul-searching, but they only have a limited amount of time to work with. I also think it was her intention to use the suit to do good all along even if she never got back together with Clark. It seemed to me that it wasn't until after Bulletproof when she saw that Clark still wanted to be in a relationship with her that she began to have hope herself that with the suit they might be able to share a life together doing good. I don't think she did this for Clark. She did it because it is how she wanted to help the world. This doesn't make her a saint or more or less noble than anyone else. It was simply her decision on what to do with her life.

As for the good she could do in the world with the suit, what about the good she could have done for the world without the suit? Is the message that only those with powers can save the world? If her intentions were to give her a chance to truly be with Clark, then that is a selfish reason for obtaining a suit that is dangerous. I'm not saying she was wrong in having such a desire, but it's not a noble desire. She knows power can corrupt, as she herself used her powers for the wrong reason the last time she had them. To assume that she has risen above the lure of using superpowers for her own purposes, and that she is worthy of wielding such powers, is a great assumption and vain in many ways. You are right that it's not wrong of Lana that she's tired of being a victim, but her training was preparing her to fight back. She didn't need superpowers to be strong and protect herself. She didn't want the powers just so she would stop being a victim, she wanted to wield powers, and not just reap the benefit of being invincible.

I agree that she could have done much good in the world without the suit, and I don't think they were trying to send the message that only those with powers can save the world. Throughout the show, Lana has shown a desire to help others. With the suit she would be able to do a tremendous amount of good, not only locally, but around the world. Given what she knows now about Lex, about the existence of aliens and about the terrible enemies facing Clark maybe she also wanted to be more of a direct help to Clark by being able to watch his back so to speak. In some ways it is like those who join the military special forces or aspire to high political offices or serve as police officers and firefighters. They could do a great deal of good as average citizens, but they can also serve in a greater capacity by aspiring to these careers. Many people in these fields describe the adrenaline rush that they feel and the great satisfaction that comes from being able to save lives, but this doesn't make them power hungry, presumptuous and selfish because they don't do it primarily for these reasons. Just because Lana could have done good as an average citizen doesn't mean that it is wrong for her to want to good in a greater capacity.

I truly hope that there is not many fans out there who really wants one character to be written down just so another character can look good. I know people accuse other fans of desiring this, but I just don't think many fans truly want that. They want their favorite characters to come out looking as though their progressing, and they hope that every other character can do the same, or at least that the characters are written consistently and not just bobbed about wherever the wind blows them. There is almost no one who wants a character dragged through the mud in an effort to prop up their character. I know it seems that way sometimes when fans are upset at how a character is portrayed, but I just don't think there are more than a few fans out there who truly would want that.

I hope that you are right. It just seems that when it comes to Lana's character, she is never given the benefit of the doubt and is often criticized or cursed no matter what she does. Lana is not a perfect character and has done some terrible things for which she bears full responsibility. I think that she has realized that she was wrong for seeking revenge against Lex and that she has put that behind her and wants to help make the world a better place. In the minds of some fans though, it seems like she can never be forgiven and redeemed and will never be good enough for Clark no matter what she does. Clark forgave Alicia after all the terrible things that she did, and many fans understood and were supportive of their relationship. Some fans will never believe that Lana has changed no matter what the writers show us or tell us.


Lois fans don't need Lana to look like an evil person in order to make Lois look worthy of Clark. Lois fans already feel that Lois is worthy of Clark, and all they wanted was Clark to choose Lois. They don't need Lana to look bad in order to force Clark with a clear choice between good (Lois) and bad (Lana). Lana could still be written as a hero and have Clark choose Lois anyway.

I understand that in the eyes of many fans that it was important for Clark to choose Lois over Lana. I think for once that the writers were being consistent - Clark has always loved Lana in this version of the story. He did not choose Lana over Lois because he does not have that type of relationship with Lois now. The way that they handled it respects both Lana and Lois in that it doesn't diminish the love that he has for Lana now, and I don't think that it diminishes what Clark has with Lois in the future. Over time, both Clark and Lois will change and grow, and he will learn to love again. His love with Lois will be strong and beautiful and true. Both Lana and Lois will play an important role in Clark's life but at different times.


The truth is, most fans want every character to have arcs worthy of being portrayed and enjoyed, and that their character isn't stomped into the mud just to prop up another character. Most people don't call for the trashing of the so called "competition". They simply want their favorite characters to be written consistently enough that they are recognizable, even when taking a new path. They want their characters to be taken care of by the writers, instead of used and abused in favor of someone else.

Fan wars start when the writers disappoint us. It's unfortunate and not the first intention of the fans. We simply desire that those in charge of the destination of Smallville be aware of the worth each character can offer to this story.

I agree. As I said in my original post, it would not have been my first choice to give Lana powers. I know this choice was so that they could end up having her infected by Kryptonite to separate Clark and Lana, but I agree that it could have been executed better. In the end, I think both Lana and Clark were mature and made the right decisions. I am glad for Lana's character that she can now go on to do the good that she always wanted to do (and apparently she does based on Irma's statements in Legion). Somehow I get the feeling that no matter how this episode was written, fans would end up seeing what they wanted to see.

jlbtjb316, I think this is one of the best posts I've seen so far. You make good points and you're very calm. It makes for easy reading!

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i am a big lana fan but i did not like the end of the relationship
i wish that clark and lana end as friend any lana fan think the same as me

I actually thought it was an excellent ending, and I love Lana. But I think we all come at this stuff with different views simply because of our life experiences. I think there are things I have gone through and witnessed that aided in my satisfied interpretation, and things that have happened to every other fan to aid in their particular interpretation. I feel it's good to try and see the different views and understand the reasons for them. I'm sorry you didn't like the ending. I hope the next episode holds much more for everyone to enjoy! :)

[mysticzine]

LANA IS GONE!!!!

After watching Power (well, half of it) and seeing the preview for this episode, I was really worried. I had visions of the 2nd worst episode ever (the first being Power). I have to admit, though, it came off better than expected. I don't think it was that great of an episode, but it could have been MUCH worse. Lana with superpowers is stupid, the body double for Lex was pretty bad, the plot wasn't that great, and the whole "I absorb kryptonite" thing was lame. That being said, the actors managed to pull it off, somehow.

However, I don't for one minute think they actually killed off Lex. How many times have main characters "died" and come back two episodes later?

The best part of the episode was actually the end. Even though I thought the reason for her leaving was horrible on the writer's part, I did think the last scene was beautifully played by Lana and Clark. I was surprised how touched I was by that scene. I went in jaded, and found some sentimentality by the end.

I still wished they would have just killed Lana off, though.
mysticzine

[skugers]

maybe TW and KK played nicely the Clana ending but (and call me unsensitive or whatever) I wasn't touched at all. Not one bit. I just rolled my eyes.
I'm subjective, I know, I never liked SVLana's character. To many twists, from the girl next door to the bald billionaire's wife, from the innocent CK's girfriend to Genevieve's muderer or Lionel's torturer...
I'm a Superman fan and in my mind Lana was never more than CK's highschool girlfriend! I'm glad that's settled now, even if the PS3 execution was poor and let the speculations run free.
And the gross kryptonite-sealed kiss was just yuck!

[ClubXerxes]

Wow...lots of comments to scroll through, so if this has already been mentioned, my apologies, but...

Was anyone else creeped out that our own Mr. Kent was willing to sleep with someone who was NOT wearing their own skin, but fake skin developed by harvesting alien DNA? Hello???!!!!! Silence of the Lambs anyone?

I don't know...but if it was me, and my girlfriend was wearing a skin suit made from alien DNA, I'd be like "you know, I'd really like to, but I just ate lunch, so I'll take a pass":rotfl:

[HumanoidCorvin]

Clark sucked major time. I think AlMiles concentrated way to many of their efforts in Clana. Sure she's one of his love interests but she way too present.

He has Lori, Lois and Maxima. But they chose to have Lana come and turn Clark into drooling idiot when he was finally moving on.

[skugers]

Wow...lots of comments to scroll through, so if this has already been mentioned, my apologies, but...

Was anyone else creeped out that our own Mr. Kent was willing to sleep with someone who was NOT wearing their own skin, but fake skin developed by harvesting alien DNA? Hello???!!!!! Silence of the Lambs anyone?

I don't know...but if it was me, and my girlfriend was wearing a skin suit made from alien DNA, I'd be like "you know, I'd really like to, but I just ate lunch, so I'll take a pass":rotfl:
OMG, that's so friggin' right! :rotfl:

[Hopefulsuicide]

hahahaha i hadn't thought of it that way... as if i didn't have enough trouble holding my lunch while watching it :lol:

[clarkdent]

Hated Requiem. The Smallville writers can not kill off Luther. He has always been a permanent character in DC comics. Lana and Clark relationship ended by Kryptonite--SIMPLE SOLUTION--the blue krytonite bracelet worn by the Kryptonian scientist who created Brainiac. The bracelet cancels out the super powers (for as long as it is worn) and the kryptonite poisoning. If this was an excuse to write Lana out of the series then it was pretty stupid. It's also time for Clarkie to learn to fly and maybe even wear the superman costume.

[Cogito17]

I find it ironic that people are so quick to villify Lana.

Her intentions were good, and guess what? If Lana hadn't put on the suit, then half of Metropolis would have gone up in smoke.

Also, no one came down this hard on Chloe when she took on her Brainiac super powers. Chloe took on powers from an evil source, killed someone, and eventually put the whole world in danger. Lana took on powers from a neutral source, and eventually saved half of Metropolis from destruction. Yet, it is Lana who has endured far harsher criticism. I'm not saying some of her criticism is unmerited, but it's difficult to read it when there are such blatant double standards.

Also, people talk about how they can't wait for Lana to be gone so Clark will start acting the way he acted before she arrived. To which I ask: You mean when he sat around and did nothing, knowing that Brainiac was inhabiting Chloe's body eventually putting the world at risk?

I liked Requiem, but I can't say I am surprised to see it getting such poor scores from fans. The Lana episodes had to walk a very thin line to appease K-Siters (Note: K-Site does not represent Smallville fandom as a whole), and the moment Lana and Clark locked lips in Bulletproof, anything that followed was doomed imo.

I'm not saying that there aren't things to be criticized, but I feel a lot of it is unjustified. I am glad Lana is gone, and it's not because I don't like her character. People complain that Clark can't think straight around Lana, the irony is that many fans are incapable of thinking straight with her around as well.

[BadToad]

^ Is that a review of the episode, or just a review of the reviewers? ^ Which, BTW, I thought was pretty much against K-Site rules.


Her intentions were good, and guess what? If Lana hadn't put on the suit, then half of Metropolis would have gone up in smoke.

Or not. Because if she hadn't put on the suit, Lex would've had no reason to come up with that particular plan, since according to the episode the whole point of it was to make Lana toxic to Clark. Or, what do I know, my opinion must be purely based on not liking Lana. :rolleyes:


Also, no one came down this hard on Chloe when she took on her Brainiac super powers.

Chole didn't go out and seek Brainiac powers, nor did she get herself infected on purpose. You are comparing 2 entirely different situations, and then complaining about double standards. Chloe didn't scheme to obtain those powers. She didn't deem herself solely worthy of such powers. What we saw on screen was a Chloe who seemed to be trying to make the best of a bad situation that occured out of her control.

This is comparable to a Lana that plans for months to steal a supersuit from Lex because she has deemed herself worthy to be superpowered, and she does all this behind the backs of her friends and the man she supposedly loves?

As for the cheap shot on Clark, the reality is that he had no clue how to cure Chloe of being infected of Brainiac, and its not like he can completely rely on the FOS to help.


Oh, but again, obviously my opinion can't be taken seriously because I'm overly critical of Lana :rolleyes:


I'm not saying that there aren't things to be criticized, but I feel a lot of it is unjustified.

I happen to believe it is justified. Totally justified! But strangely enough, I don't feel the need to dismiss your opinion as irrational, or claim you can't think straight.

[jjsmallvillelvr]

maybe she just needed super powers cuz she was super horny and hadnt gotten any in so long...and clark only gives it up to superpowered chicks for sum reason! ;) lol j/p

[ClLaLeChFAN01]

Im soooooo conflicted about this epsiode....I dont know where to begin....

Ill post later when my thoughts are aligned, since I have time between epsiodes. This one did a number on me. Im glad that there is no more of the CLANA and they made sure of that with Lana being Clarks kryptonite. I think that is the most funny thing that came out of this epd. Thats all of have right now......

And I dont mean funny "ha ha," I mean funny in the way that is ironic.

[Cogito17]

^ Is that a review of the episode, or just a review of the reviewers? ^ Which, BTW, I thought was pretty much against K-Site rules.

I didn't analyze or critique anyone, I said it's ironic that people criticize one and not the other and I said that the episodes get harsher criticism than they deserve.



Or not. Because if she hadn't put on the suit, Lex would've had no reason to come up with that particular plan, since according to the episode the whole point of it was to make Lana toxic to Clark. Or, what do I know, my opinion must be purely based on not liking Lana. :rolleyes:

It's ironic that you accuse me of dismissing others opinion for being anti-Lana, then turn around and suggest that I would be incapable of intelligent discussionfor saying something that might be pro-Lana. (The sarcastic bolded part)

And, if Lex had put on the suit, it probably would have been a lot worse.


Chole didn't go out and seek Brainiac powers, nor did she get herself infected on purpose. You are comparing 2 entirely different situations, and then complaining about double standards. Chloe didn't scheme to obtain those powers. She didn't deem herself solely worthy of such powers. What we saw on screen was a Chloe who seemed to be trying to make the best of a bad situation that occured out of her control.

This is comparable to a Lana that plans for months to steal a supersuit from Lex because she has deemed herself worthy to be superpowered, and she does all this behind the backs of her friends and the man she supposedly loves?

As for the cheap shot on Clark, the reality is that he had no clue how to cure Chloe of being infected of Brainiac, and its not like he can completely rely on the FOS to help.

You can twist it and validate it however you want, the facts remain. Both took on super powers, one was evil, the other neutral, one resulted in saving a city, the other put the world in jeopardy.

It wasn't a "cheap shot" on Clark, I'm just saying that he hasn't been as 100% flawless for the first part of the season as people like to make it out now that Lana is around.



Oh, but again, obviously my opinion can't be taken seriously because I'm overly critical of Lana :rolleyes:

This is just condescending and sarcastic. You pre-emptively dismiss what I say by insinuating that I am anti-anti-Lana. Just as bad as what you accuse me of doing.


I happen to believe it is justified. Totally justified! But strangely enough, I don't feel the need to dismiss your opinion as irrational, or claim you can't think straight.

You are entitled to that opinion. I think my last comment was probably overdone, I didn't mean to insinuate people can't think straight necessarily, just that they tend to be harder on Lana. However, I will not carry on a discussion with someone who is being openly condescending and sarcastic towards me including the "rolling eyes" emoticon and accusing me of taking "cheap shots". Have a good one.

[NoSupeForYou]

Wow...lots of comments to scroll through, so if this has already been mentioned, my apologies, but...

Was anyone else creeped out that our own Mr. Kent was willing to sleep with someone who was NOT wearing their own skin, but fake skin developed by harvesting alien DNA? Hello???!!!!! Silence of the Lambs anyone?

I don't know...but if it was me, and my girlfriend was wearing a skin suit made from alien DNA, I'd be like "you know, I'd really like to, but I just ate lunch, so I'll take a pass":rotfl:

Or, how about an Edgar suit like in MIB?

[Night_Hawk90]

I find it ironic that people are so quick to villify Lana.

Her intentions were good, and guess what? If Lana hadn't put on the suit, then half of Metropolis would have gone up in smoke.

Also, no one came down this hard on Chloe when she took on her Brainiac super powers. Chloe took on powers from an evil source, killed someone, and eventually put the whole world in danger. Lana took on powers from a neutral source, and eventually saved half of Metropolis from destruction. Yet, it is Lana who has endured far harsher criticism. I'm not saying some of her criticism is unmerited, but it's difficult to read it when there are such blatant double standards.

Also, people talk about how they can't wait for Lana to be gone so Clark will start acting the way he acted before she arrived. To which I ask: You mean when he sat around and did nothing, knowing that Brainiac was inhabiting Chloe's body eventually putting the world at risk?

I liked Requiem, but I can't say I am surprised to see it getting such poor scores from fans. The Lana episodes had to walk a very thin line to appease K-Siters (Note: K-Site does not represent Smallville fandom as a whole), and the moment Lana and Clark locked lips in Bulletproof, anything that followed was doomed imo.

I'm not saying that there aren't things to be criticized, but I feel a lot of it is unjustified. I am glad Lana is gone, and it's not because I don't like her character. People complain that Clark can't think straight around Lana, the irony is that many fans are incapable of thinking straight with her around as well.
totally agree