Projected Thread Titles We'll See Posted...

[thebog1]

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[supervision]

" where the hell is..."

[cksidekick]

"did anyone else notice...?"

[alejandrita439]

so *character´s name here* is really a....!

[Hopefulsuicide]

did anyone miss Lois

[alejandrita439]

is this a hint that .... ?

[Smallville6]

Hints that Chloe is really *insert someone from comics*!

[smallvillerocks45]

*Is Clark Regressing?
*Superman is finally here
*Fly Already
*Where's Shelby?
*Where's the Suit?

[Bre723]

Lol, i LOVE this thread.
Here's one....

"Lana this, lana, that, lana lana lana."
usually bad stuff too, which is sad.
;)

[cksidekick]

favorite quotes from...

quotes you wish were...

[minerva73]

"I Don't Want Clois Anymore"
Maybe there'll be a Part 2 from the thread in the Bulletproof section

I just wish that the faith in Clois could still be kept alive by having Clark and Lana talk about Lois without actually mentioning her... *hopes it'll happen in Power*

[cksidekick]

oh, i don't need anything to keep my Clois Hope alive...i'm just waiting patiently until Clana is dissolved...Clois will be back soon enough, and we will get gobs and gobs of it in Season 09!

[razta]

"Why did Clark.."

[ClarkyBoy14]

Lol, i LOVE this thread.
Here's one....

"Lana this, lana, that, lana lana lana."
usually bad stuff too..............haters.
;)

You know we're going to get tons of that. :rolleyes:

[Cogito17]

"I give up on Smallville"

Note: This person has a 98.43% chance of returning next week however.

"Was (obscure line/object in the episode) a reference to (obscure comic book reference)?"

[RedKalEL]

"I give up on Smallville"

Note: This person has a 98.43% chance of returning next week however.

"Was (obscure line/object in the episode) a reference to (obscure comic book reference)?"

lmao i love those threads because usually they do come back.

another one on here will probably be

"rate allison's directing?"

[biggkoz]

I always find it amazing that every new episode turns out to be the best episode of the season or series. What about the last episode that was the best ever?

[marcella]

"Clana scenes discussion"

[ClarkyBoy14]

"I give up on Smallville"

Note: This person has a 98.43% chance of returning next week however.

:lol:

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"Clana scenes discussion"

It will actually start out as several threads and then be merged into one big one. ;)

[stenochick]

"Lana is really a clone"
"Clark is a BDA"
"Best Episode 13 of the series"
"Does anyone like Clark's hair?"
"When will Clark fly?"
"Yada Yada Yada..."

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Oh, how could I forget:

"Clark is regressing because of Lana"

[Jade4813]

"Proof that there will be an S9!"

Immediately followed by...

"Proof that Smallville is over after this season!"

Actually, this is kind of fun.

"Chloe WILL die at the end of this season!"
"Lois will die; Chlois is on the way!"
"Lana will die; Chlana is on the way!"
"Martha will die; Chartha is being set up!"
"Will Lana die next episode and Clark turn back time to turn Chloe into Lana?"

Or how about...

"Burn the red jacket!"
"The [random object seen in the background of one of the sets if you break out a telescope to see it]! Proof that (insert any of the above theories here)"
"Lex is REALLY coming back!"

And, of course, another string of those ubiquitous yet random random off-the-wall theories...

"Smallville was all a dream!"
"Is Chloe really Clark's invisible guardian angel and the rest of the series has all been in Clark's head?"
"Lana and Lois have really been the same character all along! (You haven't seen them together much, have you? Coincidence? I THINK NOT!)"

[skylar]

What up with the Clana kiss again?

[Clana Kent]

"What did you think of Lana's short hair this episode?"
"What did you think of the Clana kiss?"
"How much damage do you think Lana causes to the series?"
"How much did Lana dissappoint this episode?"
"Worst Smallville episode including Lana ever?"
"How would you rate this episode without all Clana-scenes?"
"How desperate are you to see Lana leave?"
"Do you think this episode was better than Lanaproof? Oh, I mean "Bulletproof?""
"What did you think when you saw Lana using her powers?"
"Did you wish Lana would crash into an airplane?"
"Did you hate Lana as much as I did?"
"Did you close your eyes whenever you saw a scene including Lana?"
"Are you going to put the episode on tape and cut out the Lana-parts before actually watching the episode?"

Those are my guesses!

*Sees Jade's options*

"Proof that Lana has officially killed the hope for S9"
"I have lost all faith in a Clois-relationship now"

This thread is funny! It's so obvious what people (especially Lana-haters) are going to do during/after "Power" airs :p :lol:

[Jade4813]

What up with the Clana kiss again?

Oh, yeah, we can't forget the run of topics about the Clana kiss.

"Rate the Clana kiss!"
"Clana kiss: hot or not?"
"Were YOU mad when Clana kissed?"
"Did you like the kiss but hate where they did it?"
"Rate the episode before and after the kiss!"
"Clana Kiss: Clois just a second choice"
"Clana Kiss: Clana clearly over?"
"True love or a kiss goodbye? VOTE HERE!"

Then there's the general comparison threads.

"Clana or Chlark?
"Clana or Clois?"
"Clana or Clex?"
"Lois or Lana: who's better for Clark?"
"Chloe or Lana: who's better for Clark?"
"Chlois, Chlana, or Lanois: who's better for Clark?

I've got a bunch more, but I guess I'll wait and let others have fun with this too. ;)

[Dustmite]

"What did you think of Lana's short hair this episode?"
"What did you think of the Clana kiss?"
"How much damage do you think Lana causes to the series?"
"How much did Lana dissappoint this episode?"
"Worst Smallville episode including Lana ever?"
"How would you rate this episode without all Clana-scenes?"
"How desperate are you to see Lana leave?"
"Do you think this episode was better than Lanaproof? Oh, I mean "Bulletproof?""
"What did you think when you saw Lana using her powers?"
"Did you wish Lana would crash into an airplane?"
"Did you hate Lana as much as I did?"
"Did you close your eyes whenever you saw a scene including Lana?"
"Are you going to put the episode on tape and cut out the Lana-parts before actually watching the episode?"

Those are my guesses!

*Sees Jade's options*

"Proof that Lana has officially killed the hope for S9"
"I have lost all faith in a Clois-relationship now"



:lol:

[Jade4813]

"How would you rate this episode without all Clana-scenes?"

LOL! I called this one, too!


"Proof that Lana has officially killed the hope for S9"
"I have lost all faith in a Clois-relationship now"

:rotfl:I was waiting for that!!

"Lana suxxx. Discuss." (Very quickly removed from the board)
"Lana - really a clone?"

And I totally forgot about the powers! Oh, maaaan...this site's going to be funny in a few hours. :lol: Ah, well. It's like my mama always says, "If you've gotta laugh with them, you might as well laugh at them too." Or maybe it was the other way around? *sighs* Maybe I shoulda listened to my mama more. ;)

[marcella]

"What did you think of Lana's short hair this episode?"
"What did you think of the Clana kiss?"
"How much damage do you think Lana causes to the series?"
"How much did Lana dissappoint this episode?"
"Worst Smallville episode including Lana ever?"
"How would you rate this episode without all Clana-scenes?"
"How desperate are you to see Lana leave?"
"Do you think this episode was better than Lanaproof? Oh, I mean "Bulletproof?""
"What did you think when you saw Lana using her powers?"
"Did you wish Lana would crash into an airplane?"
"Did you hate Lana as much as I did?"
"Did you close your eyes whenever you saw a scene including Lana?"
"Are you going to put the episode on tape and cut out the Lana-parts before actually watching the episode?"

Those are my guesses!

*Sees Jade's options*

"Proof that Lana has officially killed the hope for S9"
"I have lost all faith in a Clois-relationship now"

This thread is funny! It's so obvious what people (especially Lana-haters) are going to do during/after "Power" airs :p :lol:

:rotfl:

[Dustmite]

"Did you wish Lana would crash into an airplane?

I've just read your post again and this one makes me crack up. It's so delightfully random. :lol:

I think we might also get "Do you wish that Clark had pushed Lana of the roof?"

[Jade4813]

I also love the topics that are on things that weren't actually in the episode. There's often at least one. So maybe we'll even get:

"Who was hotter in "Power"? Lois or Martha?"

And we can't forget the 3,000 topics all on the EXACT same question.

"Did you like Lana's dress?"
"Lana's dress: Love it or hate it?"
"The dress Lana wore - talk about it here!"
"Dresses 'n things: talk about Lana's wardrobe in Power here!"
"What a dress!"
"Gah! My eyes! That DRESS!"
"I thought the dress wasn't so bad. What about you?"
"The ugliness of that dress blinded me. Anyone else?"
"I want that dress Lana wore."
"Whoever designed that dress Lana wore should be shot!"
"The dress - black. REALLY, Lana?"
"How'd you like the dress with the new haircut?"

(TBH, I don't know if Lana wears a dress this episode. But, you know...substitute just about anything else and it still works.)

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I think we might also get "Do you wish that Clark had pushed Lana of the roof?"

Don't forget: "Do you wish Lana had pushed Clark off the roof?"

[Mickey_Bickey]

What did you think of the writing for this episode?

What did you think of the Clana for this episode?

What did you think of the special effects for this episode?

Do you think Tess should have destroyed the suit?

Did you like how Lois was mentioned?

[Dustmite]

I also love the topics that are on things that weren't actually in the episode. There's often at least one. So maybe we'll even get:

"Who was hotter in "Power"? Lois or Martha?"

And we can't forget the 3,000 topics all on the EXACT same question.

"Did you like Lana's dress?"
"Lana's dress: Love it or hate it?"
"The dress Lana wore - talk about it here!"
"Dresses 'n things: talk about Lana's wardrobe in Power here!"
"What a dress!"
"Gah! My eyes! That DRESS!"
"I thought the dress wasn't so bad. What about you?"
"The ugliness of that dress blinded me. Anyone else?"
"I want that dress Lana wore."
"Whoever designed that dress Lana wore should be shot!"
"The dress - black. REALLY, Lana?"
"How'd you like the dress with the new haircut?"

(TBH, I don't know if Lana wears a dress this episode. But, you know...substitute just about anything else and it still works.)

:D

She does wear a dress and the dress is a bit meh but it does good things for KK's behind. Like really good. I stared. I liked. A lot.

"Tana (Lana and Tess): Hot or not?"

[Jade4813]

ETA: Oh, guys, how could we have missed THE MOST OBVIOUS ones?

"GONE IN ONE, BABY!"
"Countdown to Lana's leaving!"
"Countdown to Lois's return!"
"Lana's future: You decide"
"Smallville will be so much better in two episodes"

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:D

She does wear a dress and the dress is a bit meh but it does good things for KK's behind. Like really good. I stared. I liked. A lot.

:lol: Excellent!

[Mickey_Bickey]

Don't forget: "Do you wish Lana had pushed Clark off the roof?"

Or "Do you wish Chloe pushed both Lana and Clark off the roof?"

:lol:

[marcella]

"Favorite caracther in Power"

[stenochick]

These are hillarious! And don't forget all the contridictory posts to PS3 in the "Open Letter to PS3" thread regarding all of the above thread topics.

My favorite thread topics are the totally vague and the totally out of left field. Also, the completely misspelled are always good for a laugh, too:

"Has anyone seen this?"
"Can you believe it?"
"No way"
"What about this?'
"Why clarke not want louis not lana"
"Oh my God!!"
"(insert random DC villian here) needs to be on Smallville"
"(insert random DC hero here) should be in season 9"

[Jade4813]

And the ones you have to wonder if the person has ever seen the show.

"CLARK is dating LANA?"
"Why isn't he flying?"
"Where's the suit?"

[stenochick]

And the ones you have to wonder if the person has ever seen the show.

"CLARK is dating LANA?"
"Why isn't he flying?"
"Where's the suit?"

:lol:

"Who are Jonathon and Martha?"
"Clark wore flannel shirts?"
"Lex and Clark were friends?"
"Who is Pete?"

[Bre723]

I also love the topics that are on things that weren't actually in the episode. There's often at least one. So maybe we'll even get:

"Who was hotter in "Power"? Lois or Martha?"

And we can't forget the 3,000 topics all on the EXACT same question.

"Did you like Lana's dress?"
"Lana's dress: Love it or hate it?"
"The dress Lana wore - talk about it here!"
"Dresses 'n things: talk about Lana's wardrobe in Power here!"
"What a dress!"
"Gah! My eyes! That DRESS!"
"I thought the dress wasn't so bad. What about you?"
"The ugliness of that dress blinded me. Anyone else?"
"I want that dress Lana wore."
"Whoever designed that dress Lana wore should be shot!"
"The dress - black. REALLY, Lana?"
"How'd you like the dress with the new haircut?"

(TBH, I don't know if Lana wears a dress this episode. But, you know...substitute just about anything else and it still works.)

----- Added 34 Seconds later -----






lol, that's awesome...

man guys, how predictable are we?lol.
someone needs to make a new and exciting thread!haha.

[skylar]

Jade, I think you've coverd everything that has to do with Lana and it's funny!!

[thehenry89]

Yall pretty much got everything :rotfl:

"Really this guys gonna be Superman..?"

"Chloe to the rescue again"

"Clark is dumber than [insert inanimate object]"

"This Clark doesn't deserve Lois"

"Why can't Lana just die already!!!!!!!???" *in all caps*

"Why do I watch this show anymore?" *followed by ten page manifesto about how the show has been declining since the death of johnathan Kent.

[stenochick]

Yall pretty much got everything :rotfl:

"Really this guys gonna be Superman..?"

"Chloe to the rescue again"

"Clark is dumber than [insert inanimate object]"

"This Clark doesn't deserve Lois"

"Why can't Lana just die already!!!!!!!???" *in all caps*

"Why do I watch this show anymore?" *followed by ten page manifesto about how the show has been declining since the death of johnathan Kent.

:rotfl:

the last one had me rolling because I have posted those exact words. I love this thread because I am making fun of myself as much as anyone else.

[Timester]

Posts of people calling the other haters... Oh, wait, that's already happening.

[Jade4813]

*cough* Skimming the last hour's new posts, I...uh...think some people stole our ideas already. :( Aw, shucks. :p

[stenochick]

*cough* Skimming the last hour's new posts, I...uh...think some people stole our ideas already. :( Aw, shucks. :p

Life immitating art...

[Smallville6]

"Martha will die; Chartha is being set up!"

"Lana and Lois have really been the same character all along! (You haven't seen them together much, have you? Coincidence? I THINK NOT!)"

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Jade, you're killing me here!

[thehenry89]

You guys are hillarious :lol:

"Clana finally in its death throes"

"Now that Clark is single who should he hook up with next?"

"Rate the Show scenes in this episode" Show=shelby/cows

"I'm glad Lois isn't here"

"Put on the Damn cape already!!"

"Major plothole"

"Where the hell is Henry Small?"

[davidbrenton]

"WHO'S THE DADDY?"
"CLARK IS WHIPPED"
"LOIS IS LANA!"
"Superman or BDA?"
"Which character did you like best?"
"ARE YOU GLAD CLARK DUMPED LANA?"
"ARE YOU MAD CLANA MADE SWEET SWEET LOVE?"
"Who guessed that Chloe was an alien?"
"Were you surprised when Chloe slapped Lana?"
"BEST SCENE EVER FOR LANA"
"Why did they beam Lana up in a spaceship?"

[thehenry89]

"WHO'S THE DADDY?"
"CLARK IS WHIPPED"
"LOIS IS LANA!"
"Superman or BDA?"
"Which character did you like best?"
"ARE YOU GLAD CLARK DUMPED LANA?"
"ARE YOU MAD CLANA MADE SWEET SWEET LOVE?"
"Who guessed that Chloe was an alien?"
"Were you surprised when Chloe slapped Lana?"
"BEST SCENE EVER FOR LANA"
"Why did they beam Lana up in a spaceship?"

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: why didn't we think of this thread sooner

[Firebunny]

My favorites are the threads with typos in the titles, especially when the names are spelled wrong.

So, I propose we'll see...


Proof Clark loves Louis more than Lana
Chole is Hidding Something
Why No Jinny?

[davidbrenton]

The lamest thread title:

"Who watched tonight's episode?"

[cksidekick]

"how much kryptonite is there in Smallville"

"lame plot device"

"how many times are we going to hear so and so say"

[ClarkyBoy14]

"My CW Broadcast Screwed Up!!!"
"What Was That Song?!?!!?!"
Wow, Metropolis Just Has One Street?"

[jobookjunkie]

Oh lord, you guys are hilarious!!! I've never started a thread before and I'm not planning on doing it any time soon any more :lol:

[cksidekick]

we aren't saying they are BAD threads......just predictable! :lol:

[davidbrenton]

we aren't saying they are BAD threads......just predictable! :lol:

We should set a new challenge: You can't post a thread title already predicted in this thread.

[AgentChaos]

We should set a new challenge: You can't post a thread title already predicted in this thread.

That would kill about 99.9% of the discussion.

[davidbrenton]

That would kill about 99.9% of the discussion.

Still, it would leave time for the scenery which I never get to discuss :(

[AgentChaos]

Still, it would leave time for the scenery which I never get to discuss :(

We don't really get to see much scenery these days, so there's not much to discuss.

[davidbrenton]

We don't really get to see much scenery these days, so there's not much to discuss.

tru dat

[Clana Kent]

Some miss-spelled ones:

"I loved Lava in this espiode!"
"Where the hlel is Shely this time?"
"Lois coul'dve had a god role in this on"

Other funny's:

"Did Lana fly through a window?"
"Did Lana smile when she did?"
"OMG! Clana kissed! I totally missed that in the promotional images!"
"Tess was in this episode!"
"Lois wasn't in this episode!"
"Clark was in this episode!"
"Is Lana alive? I thought she died in a gas explosion in season one?"
"The credit titles said Allison Mack directed this episode, is that true? :O"
"I'm looking forward to this episode! When does it air?"
"Who's Dr Groll?"
"Lana and Clark kissed!"
Clana back together..."
"Clana"

I could go on like this for decades :lol: Best.Thread.Ever. :lol: :cool:

[alejandrita439]

"More proof that this is the best season"

[Smallville6]

Some miss-spelled ones:

"I loved Lava in this espiode!"
"Where the hlel is Shely this time?"
"Lois coul'dve had a god role in this on"

Other funny's:

"Did Lana fly through a window?"
"Did Lana smile when she did?"
"OMG! Clana kissed! I totally missed that in the promotional images!"
"Tess was in this episode!"
"Lois wasn't in this episode!"
"Clark was in this episode!"
"Is Lana alive? I thought she died in a gas explosion in season one?"
"The credit titles said Allison Mack directed this episode, is that true? :O"
"I'm looking forward to this episode! When does it air?"
"Who's Dr Groll?"
"Lana and Clark kissed!"
Clana back together..."
"Clana"

I could go on like this for decades :lol: Best.Thread.Ever. :lol: :cool:

:rotfl::rotfl:
I love the "Clark was in this episode" and "Is Lana alive? I thought she died in a gas explosion in season one?" !

[nic25]

"WHO'S THE DADDY?"
"CLARK IS WHIPPED"
"LOIS IS LANA!"
"Superman or BDA?"
"Which character did you like best?"
"ARE YOU GLAD CLARK DUMPED LANA?"
"ARE YOU MAD CLANA MADE SWEET SWEET LOVE?"
"Who guessed that Chloe was an alien?"
"Were you surprised when Chloe slapped Lana?"
"BEST SCENE EVER FOR LANA"
"Why did they beam Lana up in a spaceship?"

:rotfl:...you guys are too much,lol!!!!!

[Dustmite]

Some miss-spelled ones:

"I loved Lava in this espiode!"
"Where the hlel is Shely this time?"
"Lois coul'dve had a god role in this on"

Other funny's:

"Did Lana fly through a window?"
"Did Lana smile when she did?"
"OMG! Clana kissed! I totally missed that in the promotional images!"
"Tess was in this episode!"
"Lois wasn't in this episode!"
"Clark was in this episode!"
"Is Lana alive? I thought she died in a gas explosion in season one?"
"The credit titles said Allison Mack directed this episode, is that true? :O"
"I'm looking forward to this episode! When does it air?"
"Who's Dr Groll?"
"Lana and Clark kissed!"
Clana back together..."
"Clana"

I could go on like this for decades :lol: Best.Thread.Ever. :lol: :cool:

You are on fire. I think your suggestions are my favourite from the whole thread :lol:

[skylar]

There are so many out there
and all are hilarious

[stenochick]

After logging on and seeing all the actual threads I had to dig this one back up. It is hysterical!!! The real thread titles, I mean...:rotfl: