Lines/scenes you would like to hear/see in Legion.

[BadaBingBadaBoomsday]

Please try to refrain from mentioning spoilers.

Im thinking........

[Tompouce]

Lana to Clark/KK to TW : Tom, SV's fans needs you
The Legion to the persuader/PS3 to Dawn: don't cancel the show, b****

[BadaBingBadaBoomsday]

Lana: Where's your girlfriend Clark?
...
...
...
...Clark: *red face* Shes not my girlfriend Lana, but if you mean Lois, she's away in a huff.

[Jaderoyale]

Any of the LOS to say this, preferably Lightning Lad; So where is she?
Clark; Who?
*Lana walks up the loft stairs*
Lana; Cooooo eeeeee!
Lightning Lad; Aw man thats not her! *stamps foot*
Saturn Girl; Calm down...
Lightning Lad; I am calm, i just wanted to see her in this century.
Lana; I'm here!
Saturn Girl; Not you.
Clark; Who then?
Lightning Lad; Lois Lane. Your future wife.
Clark; *gasp* Really?!!
Lana; What about meeeee?!

[jimmyolsenblues]

"Clark you become superman...the worlds greatest hero....save the earth countless times...and you stop sobbing in the barn"

[Vindellavon]

Chloiac: "I asked you to kill me, not kiss me."

Clark: "Well, I am the BDA you know."

Chloiac: "And you do understand I'm a male-formulated machine inside of woman, right?"

Clark: *continues to ogle*

[6-Super-Man -5]

Clark: Lois, where are you!?!?

[Tompouce]

Any of the LOS to say this, preferably Lightning Lad; So where is she?
Clark; Who?
*Lana walks up the loft stairs*
Lana; Cooooo eeeeee!
Lightning Lad; Aw man thats not her! *stamps foot*
Saturn Girl; Calm down...
Lightning Lad; I am calm, i just wanted to see her in this century.
Lana; I'm here!
Saturn Girl; Not you.
Clark; Who then?
Lightning Lad; Lois Lane. Your future wife.
Clark; *gasp* Really?!!
Lana; What about meeeee?!
It would be great:D

[FlashInSV]

Any of the LOS to say this, preferably Lightning Lad; So where is she?
Clark; Who?
*Lana walks up the loft stairs*
Lana; Cooooo eeeeee!
Lightning Lad; Aw man thats not her! *stamps foot*
Saturn Girl; Calm down...
Lightning Lad; I am calm, i just wanted to see her in this century.
Lana; I'm here!
Saturn Girl; Not you.
Clark; Who then?
Lightning Lad; Lois Lane. Your future wife.
Clark; *gasp* Really?!!
Lana; What about meeeee?!

My god, I'd love to see that!! :lol:
Actually, even a HINT of his future wife would be absolutely AWESOME! :rolleyes: :cool:

[Alania]

The legion is about to leave, to go back to the future, saying goodbye to Clark. Lightening Lad: "Well, Clark, it was a pleasure meeting you, man. We must go now, say hi to Mrs. Kent for me.
Clark: "Mrs. Kent??!!"
Lightening: "Yeah, Lo..."
Saturn girl sligthly elbows Lightening: "Garth, shhh, zip it! She's not even around!"
Cosmic boy, pulling both towards the exit: "You'll have to excuse him, Garth's imagination sometimes kicks into overdrive"
Clark: "I'm married??!!" Who is she?"
Saturn Girl: "Bye, Clark, keep on track, you're in the right way"
They all go away, muttering words to Lightening Lad concerning his "big mouth". Lightening Lad: "What, guys? I'm very fond of Mrs. Kent, just wanted to leave my regards"
Clark was left paralised, figuring it out, when, suddenly, he pictures Lois' face.

[Jaderoyale]

Lightening Lad: "What, guys? I'm very fond of Mrs. Kent, just wanted to leave my regards"
Clark was left paralised, figuring it out, when, suddenly, he pictures Lois' face.

Oh. Oh i love that part.
You can imagine the facial expression of realisation that Clark has.

[blackcelebration]

Clark to Lana "Get out of my Barn!!!"

Would start the new year perfectly for me:lol:


CHLOIAC

Just admit it Clark, I'm a much more ranchy AI than I ever was before!


LIGHTENING LAD to CHLOIAC

Whoa, Brainiac was hot back in the 21st Century!

[Jephael]

CLARK: "So if you know me in the future, do you also know my cousin Kara?"
LIGHTNING LAD: "Oh, of course! She's a big part of your life. Of course I can't get into details."

[cksidekick]

Clark: "Hmm, this flying stuff is pretty easy guys!"

Garth: *sigh* "Told ya......."

[green_arrow_girl358]

lightning lad: yes, clark, you wear tights, blue ones, get over it

[blackcelebration]

CLARK: "So if you know me in the future, do you also know my cousin Kara?"
LIGHTNING LAD: "Oh, of course! She's a big part of your life. Of course I can't get into details."

That should be followed by an awkward silence and Lightening Lad whispering to Saturn girl... "If we tell him about Brainiac 5, he'll never believe it!" :p:lol::rotfl:

[FlashInSV]

That should be followed by an awkward silence and Lightening Lad whispering to Saturn girl... "If we tell him about Brainiac 5, he'll never believe it!" :p:lol::rotfl:


:lol: :lol: :lol: That would be hilarious!



Clark to Lana "Get out of my Barn!!!"

Would start the new year perfectly for me:lol:


I totally agree! ;)




LIGHTENING LAD to CHLOIAC

Whoa, Brainiac was hot back in the 21st Century!

:rotfl: What if Lad hits on her after Brainiac is out?




Garth could give his flight ring to Clark, "Just to try it out".
Is that too much to ask?


A line I'd love to hear in tonight's episode? Clark(on the phone): "Call me back, Lois. I...I miss you"
Then I will simply explode from happiness on my couch. ;-D

[BadaBingBadaBoomsday]

A Legion member: Now I know why he cant do it.
Another memeber : Do what?
Clark : Yeah do what?
Legion member : You know *wink, wink*
Another member : Oh yeah I forgot, and why's that?
Clark : What is it you're talking about?
Legion Member : It must be because he lives upstairs in a barn I suppose.
Another member : Do you mean cause hes a loner?
Clark : What the hell are you guys talking about, that I cant do?
Legion Member : Well for some reason he must be afraid of heights.
Another member : Oh right that makes sense now.
Clark: *Now nervous* What can I not do??!!!!!!

Legion member : Clark, you are the first Kryptonian in Kryptonian history, that when comes to earth cannot...............
Clark:What, what is it...tell me!!!

Legion: You can never fly. Sorry

Clark: NNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

----- Added 15 Minutes later -----

Clark: You, another Legion Member, what was it you were thinking of.

Another Legion Member : Oh....thats not really important now. I'll tell you when you're a bit older.

[Jaderoyale]

Saturn Girl; Lana, you're one of the reasons Clark becomes the hero he is known as in our time.
Lana; Really?! I am!?
Lightning Lad; Yes, but not for the reason you're thinking.
Lana; Oh?
Saturn Girl; Don't....
Lightning Lad; You think constantly coming back and telling Clark the world needs him helps... but he's alread figured that out. You constantly leaving him made him realise that if you can't be with him when hes a hero, you never can. It helped him move on.. With the help of Loi-
Saturn Girl; DON'T SAY IT!!
Lana; Lois?
Clark; *shocked* Lois?
Lightning Lad; Oh my god Lois!!!!
Lana; *mad* We established that its Lois...
Lightning Lad; No she's here!!! *points*
*all turn round to see Lois standing there*
Clark; *dumbfounded* Lois?
Lois; Hey guys. Whats up?
Lightning Lad; *whispers to Saturn Girl* Darn, Lois sure is hot in this century....

[Alania]

Lois; Hey guys. Whats up?
Lightning Lad; *whispers to Saturn Girl* Darn, Lois sure is hot in this century....


Hey guys, what's up......Soooo Lois Lane!!

[BadaBingBadaBoomsday]

Saturn Girl : OMG Clark is that the same checked shirt you were wearing in the 31st Century?

Clark : Why do you like?

[Tompouce]

Clark : where the hell is my mother ? I have to call her
Clark : where the hell is Shelby ? Some say he is in "pushing daisies", I have to save him

[Cloisfan22]

Wouldn't it be funny if Clark heard them make a reference to Lois (one of the things cosmic boy wouldn't want him to know) that would be hilarious

[Mickey_Bickey]

Chloiac: "I asked you to kill me, not kiss me."

Clark: "Well, I am the BDA you know."

Chloiac: "And you do understand I'm a male-formulated machine inside of woman, right?"

Clark: *continues to ogle*

It does almost look that way!:lol:

----- Added 1 Minutes later -----


The legion is about to leave, to go back to the future, saying goodbye to Clark. Lightening Lad: "Well, Clark, it was a pleasure meeting you, man. We must go now, say hi to Mrs. Kent for me.
Clark: "Mrs. Kent??!!"
Lightening: "Yeah, Lo..."
Saturn girl sligthly elbows Lightening: "Garth, shhh, zip it! She's not even around!"
Cosmic boy, pulling both towards the exit: "You'll have to excuse him, Garth's imagination sometimes kicks into overdrive"
Clark: "I'm married??!!" Who is she?"
Saturn Girl: "Bye, Clark, keep on track, you're in the right way"
They all go away, muttering words to Lightening Lad concerning his "big mouth". Lightening Lad: "What, guys? I'm very fond of Mrs. Kent, just wanted to leave my regards"
Clark was left paralised, figuring it out, when, suddenly, he pictures Lois' face.


Yes!!!:D

[HowardFilms]

That should be followed by an awkward silence and Lightening Lad whispering to Saturn girl... "If we tell him about Brainiac 5, he'll never believe it!" :p:lol::rotfl:

Brainiac 5 better get a reference.

But how about:

Lightning Lad: We have to save Chloe if she's gonna be Lois Lane!
Clark: Chloe becomes Lois? But I thought Lois was Lois?!
Saturn Girl (rolls eyes): Lois *is* Lois.
Cosmic Boy: Some crazy conspiracy theorists just can't get over it.

:D

[melissan02]

Brainiac 5 better get a reference.

But how about:

Lightning Lad: We have to save Chloe if she's gonna be Lois Lane!
Clark: Chloe becomes Lois? But I thought Lois was Lois?!
Saturn Girl (rolls eyes): Lois *is* Lois.
Cosmic Boy: Some crazy conspiracy theorists just can't get over it.

:D

:rotfl::rotfl:

[Estro-gen X]

Lighting lad- 'Where's the hot blonde?'

[LCforever]

Wow you guys beat me to the punch in making this thread but.. oh well, I'm happy for it!

Lightening Lad: So, is she as great as we hear about?

Clark: Who?

Saturn Girl: No one Clark..

Cosmic Boy: Oh, I think this is the part where they almost kiss and then Lana shows up.

Clark: What? You mean...Lo..

Lana: You almost kissed her?!

Clark: Shut up Lana, I don't even know why you're here.

Saturn Girl: To ruin you life once again.

Cosmic Boy & Lightening Lad: Augh.. mann...

Lana: Excuse me! All I ever do is to help Clark because I love him.

Saturn Girl: Don't get me started...

Clark: (mumbles to himself) Man I should have kissed her..

[Meteror Freak]

Saturn Girl: Don't worry everyone, Lana is not going to die anytime soon.

[Clana4Life]

Saturn Girl: Lana, you're the reason Kal-El becomes the hero that he is known as in our time.
Lana: Really. I always thought I was holding him back from his destiny. It was so hard for me to leave Clark, but I thought it was the right thing to do for him.
Saturn Girl: Maybe you should talk to Kal-El about your feelings and get his perspective.
Lana: I know Clark. He'd say that I wasn't holding himb ack and ask me to stay. One look in his eyes and I might do that. Please tell me that he doesn't remain alone forever.
Saturn Girl: No, Lana, he doesn't. Your love paved the way for him. He never forgets you. Stories are told of the powerful love you and Kal-El shared. Lana, Kal-El loves and is greatly loved by another.
Lana: (hesitant) I know I shouldn't ask this, but do I play any role in Clark's future?
Saturn Girl: Yes, you do.
Lana: I've always wondered if Lana Lang and Clark Kent were meant to be together. As much as I want it to be true, I just don't know...
Saturn Girl: It is not for me to say whether you are meant to be.
Lana: But I can tell from your tone that you do know whether he and I end up together.
Saturn Girl: Yes, I know.
Lana: Will you tell me?
Saturn Girl: We are not supposed to speak of key future details, for fear that anything we say in this century may change the future where I live.
Lana: But how could my knowing that interfere with your future?
Saturn Girl: Not just mine but the future of all superheroes.
Lana: I see. Well, it's enough to know that Clark... I mean Kal-El is happy. It's all I've ever wanted.
Saturn Girl: Lana, it's honor to meet you. I can say this much -- the present is what you make of it. Talk to Kal-El. Everything will work out the way it's supposed to.
Lana: Thank you.

Enters Clark.

Clark: I didn't know you two were in here.
Saturn Girl: I was just telling Lana what an honor it is to meet her.
Clark: Really?
Saturn Girl: She plays a big role in who you become, Kal-El. Stories are written about her. Excuse me, I need to go find Lightning Lad before he ransacks your house looking for a particular red blanket. (Exits)
Clark: So you play a huge role in my future?
Lana: Clark...
Clark: Lana, even superheroes from the 31st century know that we are meant to be together.
Lana: I'm not so sure.
Clark: Why?
Lana: Because of something Saturn Girl said or rather didn't say about us.
Clark: What do you mean?
Lana: She said that you love and are greatly loved by another. (Tears coming to her eyes.) Clark, I could tell that she wasn't talking about me.

[blackcelebration]

Saturn Girl: Lana, you're the reason Kal-El becomes the hero that he is known as in our time.
Lana: Really. I always thought I was holding him back from his destiny. It was so hard for me to leave Clark, but I thought it was the right thing to do for him.
Saturn Girl: Maybe you should talk to Kal-El about your feelings and get his perspective.
Lana: I know Clark. He'd say that I wasn't holding himb ack and ask me to stay. One look in his eyes and I might do that. Please tell me that he doesn't remain alone forever.
Saturn Girl: No, Lana, he doesn't. Your love paved the way for him. He never forgets you. Stories are told of the powerful love you and Kal-El shared. Lana, Kal-El loves and is greatly loved by another.
Lana: (hesitant) I know I shouldn't ask this, but do I play any role in Clark's future?
Saturn Girl: Yes, you do.
Lana: I've always wondered if Lana Lang and Clark Kent were meant to be together. As much as I want it to be true, I just don't know...
Saturn Girl: It is not for me to say whether you are meant to be.
Lana: But I can tell from your tone that you do know whether he and I end up together.
Saturn Girl: Yes, I know.
Lana: Will you tell me?
Saturn Girl: We are not supposed to speak of key future details, for fear that anything we say in this century may change the future where I live.
Lana: But how could my knowing that interfere with your future?
Saturn Girl: Not just mine but the future of all superheroes.
Lana: I see. Well, it's enough to know that Clark... I mean Kal-El is happy. It's all I've ever wanted.
Saturn Girl: Lana, it's honor to meet you. I can say this much -- the present is what you make of it. Talk to Kal-El. Everything will work out the way it's supposed to.
Lana: Thank you.

Enters Clark.

Clark: I didn't know you two were in here.
Saturn Girl: I was just telling Lana what an honor it is to meet her.
Clark: Really?
Saturn Girl: She plays a big role in who you become, Kal-El. Stories are written about her. Excuse me, I need to go find Lightning Lad before he ransacks your house looking for a particular red blanket. (Exits)
Clark: So you play a huge role in my future?
Lana: Clark...
Clark: Lana, even superheroes from the 31st century know that we are meant to be together.
Lana: I'm not so sure.
Clark: Why?
Lana: Because of something Saturn Girl said or rather didn't say about us.
Clark: What do you mean?
Lana: She said that you love and are greatly loved by another. (Tears coming to her eyes.) Clark, I could tell that she wasn't talking about me.



Hmmm... :cool: did someone download a sample of the script???

That was nearly scripto perfecto:lol:


But to continue your conversation Kryptonsite style...

CLARK
You're right Lana, I do love another!

LANA
It's Lois isn't it?

CLARK
Lois?

LANA
I see how you two looked at each other on the day of Chloe's wedding!

CLARK
No Lana, it's not Lois... it's Shelby!

Lana has a shocked look on her face.

CLARK
I once proposed to him...

Lana looks confused.

CLARK
Err... by accident, well, one thing lead to another and... Lana, me and Shelby are running away together!

Clark fetches Shelby and picks him up.

CLARK
Say goodbye boy!

Clark makes a wave gesture with Shelby's paw

SHELBY
Woof!

Clark and Shelby runnaway together.

LANA
So that's what Saturn Girl meant by Clark loving another!

[Cage]

Saturn Girl to Clark "Clark!!!"

[Estro-gen X]

Anyone at all- 'I don't care who you've fought, you haven't met Brainiac 5'

said by sensor girl when Jay garrick, former flash says that he fought Hitler! From The Lightning Saga which ran last year in justice league of america and justice society of america

[Clana4Life]

Hmmm... :cool: did someone download a sample of the script???

That was nearly scripto perfecto:lol:


But to continue your conversation Kryptonsite style...

CLARK
You're right Lana, I do love another!

LANA
It's Lois isn't it?


CLARK
Lois?

LANA
I see how you two looked at each other on the day of Chloe's wedding!

CLARK
No Lana, it's not Lois... it's Shelby!

Lana has a shocked look on her face.

CLARK
I once proposed to him...

Lana looks confused.

CLARK
Err... by accident, well, one thing lead to another and... Lana, me and Shelby are running away together!

Clark fetches Shelby and picks him up.

CLARK
Say goodbye boy!

Clark makes a wave gesture with Shelby's paw

SHELBY
Woof!

Clark and Shelby runnaway together.

LANA
So that's what Saturn Girl meant by Clark loving another!


No, I didn't download a script. I didn't even know that was possible! :) Hey, I'd be pleasantly surprised if the conversation I wrote did end up in tonight's episode. I'd also be a little bit scared that my home and laptop were bugged! LOL Anyway, I've just watched Smallville for a while and I'm writer, so I thought I'd try my hand at possible lines in tonight's episode. Your rendition is funny, too.

[Sunny8]

Any of the LOS to say this, preferably Lightning Lad; So where is she?
Clark; Who?
*Lana walks up the loft stairs*
Lana; Cooooo eeeeee!
Lightning Lad; Aw man thats not her! *stamps foot*
Saturn Girl; Calm down...
Lightning Lad; I am calm, i just wanted to see her in this century.
Lana; I'm here!
Saturn Girl; Not you.
Clark; Who then?
Lightning Lad; Lois Lane. Your future wife.
Clark; *gasp* Really?!!
Lana; What about meeeee?!
Cosmic Boy: Don't worry Ms. Lang. You marry Pete Ross
Both Clark and Lana: Who's Pete Ross?

*Legion sigh and roll their eyes*
Saturn Girl: The guy who was your best friend in high school Clark. Don't you remember?

*Both Clark and Lana shake their heads and look confused*

Lightning Lad *whispering to Saturn Girl*: Cute but dumb aren't they? Well at least Kal gets smarter in the future after Lana...*Saturn Girl shakes her head no and stops him*

Saturn Girl*under her breath*: Say anything more, Lightning, and it won't work

Cosmic Boy to Clark and Lana*exasperated with the couple as they were really working his nerves*: Uh, the guy who was in the first 3 seasons of SV but left after the 3rd season because Lana was getting most of the lines with her lame whining?

Clark: Oh, I remember him. We grew up together
Lana*ignoring Cosmic Boy's last comment*: Oh, you mean the black guy? His name was Pete Ross?

Lightning Lad: Yeah, future Mrs. Ross

Lana: Well, did he get rich or something because I just don't see it happening otherwise.
*Clark shakes his head in agreement*
Clark: Yeah, she likes money.

Lana: I mean I still have that 10 mil more or less that I stole *looks at Clark* uh, I mean got in the divorce settlement from Lex but its going pretty fast and just between you and me Saturn Girl *whispers in her ear* Lana needs some mo' money. You know what I mean, us girls likes the money.

*Saturn Girl looks at her with disdain and wants to tell her off but decides its not worth it*
Saturn Girl: Well, he becomes VP of the US and then President...

*before she can finish, though, Lana runs and kisses Clark on the cheek*

Lana: Mwah! Bye Clark. I told you maybe Lana Lang and Clark Kent don't end up together. I got's to get to my man. *She jumps up and runs off yelling*: Yah! I get to live in the White House! I get to be the First Lady! I get to spend as much of the taxpayers money as I want! I'm rich for life! Yahoo!

Cosmic Boy*sighs*: Thank God. I thought she'd never leave. Did she really fall for that line that she would be a part of the reason Kal-el becomes you know, Saturn Girl?

Saturn Girl: Yeah. Like Lightning said, "Pretty but dumb".

Cosmic Boy: But you didn't tell her what part she plays huh?*chuckling*

Saturn Girl*laughing back at him: If I had told her that she never would have left
*Legion starts to laugh*


Clark *not listening to Legion's conversation*: That money hungry ho.
*referring to Lana* First Lex, now Pete. I guess you have to have a lot of money or be famous to be with her. Where's Lois? Is she back from Star City?

Legion just smile at Clark happy that Lana finally played her part in Kal-el's future by getting HER BUTT OUT OF THE WAY SO THAT CLARK CAN GET ON WITH HIS DESTINY.

[stenochick]

Saturn Girl: Lana, you're the reason Kal-El becomes the hero that he is known as in our time.
Lana: Really. I always thought I was holding him back from his destiny. It was so hard for me to leave Clark, but I thought it was the right thing to do for him.
Saturn Girl: Maybe you should talk to Kal-El about your feelings and get his perspective.
Lana: I know Clark. He'd say that I wasn't holding himb ack and ask me to stay. One look in his eyes and I might do that. Please tell me that he doesn't remain alone forever.
Saturn Girl: No, Lana, he doesn't. Your love paved the way for him. He never forgets you. Stories are told of the powerful love you and Kal-El shared. Lana, Kal-El loves and is greatly loved by another.
Lana: (hesitant) I know I shouldn't ask this, but do I play any role in Clark's future?
Saturn Girl: Yes, you do.
Lana: I've always wondered if Lana Lang and Clark Kent were meant to be together. As much as I want it to be true, I just don't know...
Saturn Girl: It is not for me to say whether you are meant to be.
Lana: But I can tell from your tone that you do know whether he and I end up together.
Saturn Girl: Yes, I know.
Lana: Will you tell me?
Saturn Girl: We are not supposed to speak of key future details, for fear that anything we say in this century may change the future where I live.
Lana: But how could my knowing that interfere with your future?
Saturn Girl: Not just mine but the future of all superheroes.
Lana: I see. Well, it's enough to know that Clark... I mean Kal-El is happy. It's all I've ever wanted.
Saturn Girl: Lana, it's honor to meet you. I can say this much -- the present is what you make of it. Talk to Kal-El. Everything will work out the way it's supposed to.
Lana: Thank you.

Enters Clark.

Clark: I didn't know you two were in here.
Saturn Girl: I was just telling Lana what an honor it is to meet her.
Clark: Really?
Saturn Girl: She plays a big role in who you become, Kal-El. Stories are written about her. Excuse me, I need to go find Lightning Lad before he ransacks your house looking for a particular red blanket. (Exits)
Clark: So you play a huge role in my future?
Lana: Clark...
Clark: Lana, even superheroes from the 31st century know that we are meant to be together.
Lana: I'm not so sure.
Clark: Why?
Lana: Because of something Saturn Girl said or rather didn't say about us.
Clark: What do you mean?
Lana: She said that you love and are greatly loved by another. (Tears coming to her eyes.) Clark, I could tell that she wasn't talking about me.

That was brilliant. A little too classy and lacking in sarcasm for Ksite, though. :)

----- Added 6 Minutes later -----

Clana4Life, I just read on and realized you wrote that BEFORE Legion aired. You really know these characters. How did you think the real dialogue between Imra and Lana went compared to yours? Personally, I like yours better.

[harryandginnyfanatic]

Garth: Party on, Wayne!
Wayne: Party on, Garth!

[stenochick]

Garth: Party on, Wayne!
Wayne: Party on, Garth!

:rotfl:

Oh Man!! I was totally thinking that! I was like, what kind of alien name is Garth? And he totally reminded me of Wayne and Garth in his mannerisms and the way he spoke.

[alejandrita439]

Garth: So... where is the legendary lois lane? :)