2,001 things we have learned from watching Smallville

[Kevin24]

This is a game I have seen on other boards and I thought it would be cool to try it out here on Kryptonsite. Basically we post what we have learned from watching Smallville or what we have learned about the characters themselves on the show. Interesting and funny observations we have noticed throughout the run of Smallville on network television. I'll go first!

1. A Yaris can't go from the Daily Planet to the Artic!

2. A table saw can't cut through Krpytonian metal!

3. Pete really likes the band "Remy Zero"

4. Clark really likes to wear plaid shirts.

5. Every ancestor of Lana looks just like her!

[6-Super-Man -5]

6. It took a while for Clark to turn into Superman.

[pizzahead2490]

7. never again look at the river while on a brige where there is cars driving

8. never trust anyone bald

[6-Super-Man -5]

9. Too many people die.

[pizzahead2490]

10. if someone says its your destiny to do something, belive it.

[6-Super-Man -5]

11. There is a lot of ups and downs in relationships.

[Stu.Kent]

12. Even though your biological Dad may seem evil he's probably just strying to make you into a superhero. Listen to him

[6-Super-Man -5]

13. There are a lot of villains.

[ClLaLeChFAN01]

14. Kryptonite is everywhere and is use for everything! It seems like!

[6-Super-Man -5]

15. Clois are mean't to be.

[devilneedsaride]

16. You can throw people 30 feet into the air and they'll come away with just a few bruises.
17. Having trouble with those tests? Get stabbed in the head by an alien machine!
18. In a superpowered fight, its really really easy to accidentally kill yourself, handily removing yourself from the story while making it so none of it is Clark's fault.
19. Dying your hair blonde is a really good way to avoid notice in China.
20. Faking your own death is what all the cool kids are doing these days.
21. If you're an alien, tell your girlfriend.

[6-Super-Man -5]

22: People have abilities.

[marcella]

23.If you don't know someone's secret,like an alien for example,you always get knocked out

[Kevin24]

:rotfl::rotfl: All the ones posted so far have me laughing!

24. Lois and Clark play guitar hero during the weekends:D

25. Lois can't cooked!:p

26. Jimmy doesn't like the dark scary woods!

27. The only thing out of the ordinary at make out point is people not making out!;)

[Bre723]

28. Secrets and Lies don't ever work.
29. That your college professor is probley a evil man from a different planet.
30. Natural disasters are quit frequent in Kansas.

[origin]

31. Chloe and Jimmy have a very kinky relationship.
32. Clark has a very limited wardrobe.
33. Lois loves her some Whitesnake

[ledzepfan23]

34. Don't chew stride gum or you might get a lame super power
35. You can easily get away with murder and other crimes if you know the right people

[Krypto~Luan]

37.there never seem to be funerals or mourning for you if you are a metor freak.

[Karafan1]

38. Alot of conversations/events happen on "offscreenville"..

[ledzepfan23]

39. People can die and come back to life like its no big deal
40. People get knocked out, A LOT.

[ManOfSteel87]

41. If you do happen to learn a secret about your friend, like the fact he's an alien, it's a pretty safe bet that your memory will soon be erased.

42. If you ever do anything stupid or really out of character, just claim that you were not yourself and everyone will forget about it by the next episode.

43. If you live in Smallville for the first 7 seasons, it's almost a requirement to be involved in some kind of love triangle at some point.

44. People in Smallville are nosey and think they have to know absolutely everything about you.

45. Watch out for that piercing ringing sound in your ear, it only leads to trouble.

[ledzepfan23]

42. If you put something in a vault it's basically guaranteed to get stolen.

[Kevin24]

47. The Inquisitor's database consists of a highlighter and the yellow pages!

48. Clark can't dance!!!

P.S. A lot of these are hilarious!

[ManOfSteel87]

49. When you're sad, the best cure is to sit in the loft of your barn and bounce a ball against the wall.

[pizzahead2490]

50. if your pushed or thrown most likey you will land in something glass like.

[sebari77]

51. Butterfly enthusiasts, humans with underwater breathing ability, nocturnal basement dwellers, bald billionaires, undead physical-therapy veterans, wealthy injured-quarterbacks with Oedipal complexes and flannel-wearing bulletproof intergalactic immigrants have the exact same taste in women.

[Krypto~Luan]

51. Butterfly enthusiasts, humans with underwater breathing ability, nocturnal basement dwellers, bald billionaires, undead physical-therapy veterans, wealthy injured-quarterbacks with Oedipal complexes and flannel-wearing bulletproof intergalactic immigrants have the exact same taste in women.

:lol:



52. That having a metoeor ability signs you up for death or life of padded rooms

[borednow]

53. Brain damage is only a risk if it's plot convenient.
54. There is nothing more seductive then wearing a guys shirt
55. All vampires are at very lest bisexual
56. All you have to do is apply to get a job at any major newspaper
57. You can survive anything, unless one of you're children dates Lana Lang

[Krypto~Luan]

58: If you sit next to rocks you become all freaky like.

[Stu.Kent]

59. Life according to Lex: If it looks like a duck, sounds like a duck, mysteriously shows up and saves the day like a duck and is constantly surrounded by unexplainable circumstances then...its probably just an average farmboy. Unless you are presented with abosulute, undeniable evidence that confirms the exact suspicions you've had for 7 years and that it is actually a duck.

[ManOfSteel87]

60. Kryptonite is deadly to Clark. . . Lana Lang is deadlier.

61. Lois looks better in the flannel shirt and the football jersey than Clark does.

[devilneedsaride]

61. Lois looks better in the flannel shirt and the football jersey than Clark does.

You can say that again. /drool

62. Never try to date the main character until the show is almost over. Honestly, it's just pointless until then.

[borednow]

63. When life gives you lemons, they are probably meteor infected and will turn people into mutant suckers of some kind so please god don't try to make lemonade...

[Bre723]

64. The initials LL are common in Smallville.
65. If you made the cheer sqaud your freshman year and quit a week later people will always see you as a cheerleader and it will be your whole identity through high school.

[Jaderoyale]

15. Clois are mean't to be.

What!?!
Whats the matter with you Calvin!?

66 - Clark and Lois are meant to be

67 - Chloe has had a ridiculous amount of hairstyles - all good.

68 - Lana used to constantly wear a pink jacket.

[ManOfSteel87]

69. Lex really wants a ponytail.

[ledzepfan23]

70. Clark can blink pretty fast
80. Oliver likes making lame fish jokes

[Krypto~Luan]

81. Martha is pretty damn funny.
82. THere are ALOT of"valley girls" in Kansas

[ManOfSteel87]

82. AC swims faster naked

[ledzepfan23]

83. Lex is a jerk

[Krypto~Luan]

84. Lionel never can find a side to stay with. Good, bad or meloncholy.

[pizzahead2490]

85. the luthors take over a whole new level in wearing black.

[Kevin24]

69. Lex really wants a ponytail.
LOL


81. Martha is pretty damn funny.
82. THere are ALOT of"valley girls" in Kansas

:lol:


82. AC swims faster naked

:rotfl:


86. Everyone uses Dell Computers

87. Oliver wanted a boxing glove arrow but decided he wanted to go with something a little fancier.

[Krypto~Luan]

88. Freaks really like lana.

[e-µ-i]

89. If your son is an alien, make sure he doesn't know anything about the relationship between you and his biological father. It's not like he could confront him like an alien to alien...

90. You can always be on a crime scene and say ''I was passing by...Lucky, I guess.'' and no one will ever doubt you

91. You can have 3 girl friends, without actually being with one

92. If you are pretty, strong and nice, other students will consider you a geek

93. It's perfectly normal to go and watch the caves every day, while the security never spots you...

94. If you ran with super speed in the middle of a road, those 20 people will not look at you. I mean, if they do, your identity would be exposed.

[ManOfSteel87]

95. Ok, so you suspect something about a certain farmboy. . . just drop a generator on him or try to blow him up to find out for sure.

[Krypto~Luan]

96. Smallville is REALLY big...for a small town

[Kevin24]

97. Clark really has green eyes but everyone says he has blue eyes.

[marcella]

98.Don't break the walls of your apartment.You can find a body there,with a kryptonite bracelet

[e-µ-i]

99. You might betray all your friends and laugh them in their faces, but later you'll just have to say that you weren't yourself and they'll forgive you

[ledzepfan23]

100. You can total your red pick up truck over and over but it will be easily fixed

[stenochick]

101. Death is just a temporary condition.

[Stu.Kent]

90. You can always be on a crime scene and say ''I was passing by...Lucky, I guess.'' and no one will ever doubt you
.

:rotfl::rotfl:
brilliant

[Jedimaster_TTBaby]

102. That Jimmy (even though he is geeky) can surf and dance pretty damn good.

103. Clark had the same school bag since he was like...12, kept it all the way through high school and still has it at the daily planet!

[ledzepfan23]

104. Clark has an endless supply of red jackets

[ManOfSteel87]

105. To be the last remaining survivor from a planet long since destroyed, Clark sure has met a lot of fellow Kryptonians.

[Alania]

106. and endless supply of blue shirts!
107. Clark's hair can't be cut with scissors. He better pray for never needing a haircut
108. Little Alexander used to play with a plastic toyman dressed in blue tights and red cape.
109. Lois entered the news business because Clark sneezed and blew his barn door.

[SupaBoy]

You did not number your posts Alania^ lol

Though it adds up I am on 110 - ALOT of cars blow up in Smallville

[ManOfSteel87]

111. SupaBoy, your avi just gave me one. . . Jimmy likes to use the handcuffs in the bedroom :lol:.

[SupaBoy]

Lmao^ 112 - Almost everyone you bump into in Smallville is meteor infected.

[Sv.LoisLane]

113. If you get shot in one arm, it can switch sides every day :lol:

[ledzepfan23]

114. If you wear a french maid outfit or any type of janitor uniform you can gain access to buildings owned by the Luthors

[Alania]

You did not number your posts Alania^ lol

Though it adds up I am on 110 - ALOT of cars blow up in Smallville

Fixed, supa, sorry'bout that. Manofsteel, you need to change yours to 111, cuz it's written 110 and supa is 110.

[SupaBoy]

no problem, lol I got a bit confused!

Still thinking of one, had one bt forgot it arghhh...

115- Rich people give their friends very expensive cars to drive for free even when they are acting crazy.

[Kevin24]

no problem, lol I got a bit confused!

Still thinking of one, had one bt forgot it arghhh...

115- Rich people give their friends very expensive cars to drive for free even when they are acting crazy.

LOL, that's funny cuz it's true!

116. Lois looks good wearing the stars and stripes!

[SupaBoy]

117 - Lois looks good wearing anything:D

[ledzepfan23]

118. It's ok to lie to the girl you love on a regular basis

[ManOfSteel87]

LOL, that's funny cuz it's true!

116. Lois looks good wearing the stars and stripes!

You beat me to it, I was about to put something about that lol.


117 - Lois looks good wearing anything:D

How true, how true.

[SupaBoy]

119 - You can tell people that a witch has possesed your body and they take you seriously.

[ledzepfan23]

120. It's okay for a freshman in high school to run a coffee shop by herself

[SupaBoy]

121-

A young boy at the age of 14 can ride off on his fathers motor bike and live by himself for months.

[Kevin24]

122. Lana is a fairy princess

[SupaBoy]

123 - Some girls have a full wardrobe of pink.

[ledzepfan23]

121-

A young boy at the age of 14 can ride off on his fathers motor bike and live by himself for months.
124. then he can go out with a car saleswoman ten years older than him

[ManOfSteel87]

124. then he can go out with a car saleswoman ten years older than him

125. And go club hoping all over Metropolis.

[Alania]

126. Clark is not aware of the existence of hairgels.

[SupaBoy]

124. then he can go out with a car saleswoman ten years older than him

OMG i never thought of their age difference, Jailbaitt lolol:rotfl:

[ledzepfan23]

125. And go club hoping all over Metropolis.
127. Then get away with drinking underage

[ManOfSteel87]

119 - You can tell people that a witch has possesed your body and they take you seriously.

128. Being possessed by this witch will not only give you magic powers, but also makes you "progressively sexy", as Clark put it in Spell

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127. Then get away with drinking underage

129. And robbery

[ledzepfan23]

130. And blowing up a cop car ^

[ManOfSteel87]

130. And blowing up a cop car ^

131. And joining forces with a major crime boss

[ledzepfan23]

131. And joining forces with a major crime boss
132. And then breaking into lionel's safe

[Alania]

132. and crashing down a military helicopter

[ManOfSteel87]

132. And then breaking into lionel's safe

134. Then double cross the mob boss after getting beat up by your human dad after he makes a deal with your biological father giving him powers to bring you home

[ledzepfan23]

134. Then double cross the mob boss after getting beat up by your human dad after he makes a deal with your biological father giving him powers to bring you home
:lol: Clark has done some morally questionable things

[ManOfSteel87]

:lol: Clark has done some morally questionable things

It's the RedK, it will get you every time :lol:

[Bre723]

lol, the exile string of thoughts, but he was 16 or 17, not 14, but still,haha.

135. Even billionaires can't afford descent security.
136. If you want to come check out a billionaires house you probley wont get caught.
137. The Daily Planet takes writers straight out of high school.

[ledzepfan23]

138, Anyone can walk into the daily planet and use their archives

[ManOfSteel87]

138, Anyone can walk into the daily planet and use their archives

139. Same can be said for the hospitals too.

[borednow]

140. People at the returns desk will not take "possession by witch" as a reason to refund you for you're new riding crop.

[Kevin24]

141. You can learn to speak perfect english if you watch some television

[borednow]

142. Kansas has a big illegal immigration problem.

[ledzepfan23]

142. Kansas has a big illegal immigration problem.
143. and a big illegal street racing problem. Who would have known

[marcella]

144.If you're dog and your owner disappears for a month,don't worry,you won't starve to death,even if no one feeds you.

[borednow]

145. Buy Stride gum

[Lilah]

146. If you do something stupid just blame it on the meteor rock and you'll get away with it, no problem.

[ledzepfan23]

147. if you say yaris enough people might actually buy one. (but they really wont)

[borednow]

148. When people leave you can't call them, can't write them, and they will return exactly the same as when you last saw them.

[ledzepfan23]

149. After not seeing or talking to your old best friend for 4 years the best response is oh hey.

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150. if you put a small band aid over a gaping bullet wound no one will be suspicious and ask to see the scar

[ManOfSteel87]

151. A lowly photographer for the Daily Planet can also double as a James Bond-like agent for the government.

[ledzepfan23]

152. An average reporter can hack into NASA with ease

[borednow]

153. Any Alien coming to our planet for the first time will be perfectly capable of using our technology to the point of being a super hacker!

[ManOfSteel87]

154. Apparently, Lois has always had a thing for superheroes

[ledzepfan23]

155. Pete sucks at basketball, unless he chews his stride

[pizzahead2490]

156. you can drop out of college and know nothing about anything and still be a cool reporter at an awsome news paper

[ginnyfan]

51. Butterfly enthusiasts, humans with underwater breathing ability, nocturnal basement dwellers, bald billionaires, undead physical-therapy veterans, wealthy injured-quarterbacks with Oedipal complexes and flannel-wearing bulletproof intergalactic immigrants have the exact same taste in women.

:rotfl:

Hilarious! I adore this thread. :D

[ManOfSteel87]

157. Cufflinks can also be used as dirty inuendo

[ledzepfan23]

157. Cufflinks can also be used as dirty inuendo
:rotfl:thats very true

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158. You can be enemies with someone one year and the next year they are at your house for thanksgiving

[ManOfSteel87]

159. You've probably heard stories of girls faking pregnancies to keep a guy, but in SV the guy fakes a pregnancy to keep the girl

[ledzepfan23]

160. A lot of disturbing things have happened in the talon apartment

[ManOfSteel87]

161. A lot of people have lived in the talon apartment

[Kevin24]

159. You've probably heard stories of girls faking pregnancies to keep a guy, but in SV the guy fakes a pregnancy to keep the girl

:lol:

162. You can stop a fire by twirling your jacket real fast above your head!

[pizzahead2490]

163. if you wake up with a mysterious tatoo on your lower half of your body better go to the priest of pastor now to register for an exorsim.

[ManOfSteel87]

164. You can deny anything until there is actual, factual evidence against you. . . and even then you can still deny it and people will believe you

[ledzepfan23]

165. If you go to jail for murder you will get out no matter how overwhelming the evidence is against you

[borednow]

166. No matter what you've done, there are no consequences.

[pizzahead2490]

167. if your stuck on deserted island for two years most likey you will become peter pan.

[Kevin24]

168. Yance won't be dancing with the stars.

[pizzahead2490]

169. apparently zoners kill.

[Kevin24]

170. Apparently teenagers in Smallville solve crimes for the police as a hobby.

[ledzepfan23]

171. If your stuck on an island for two years you wont grow a beard or longer hair

[pizzahead2490]

172. if your stuck on an island for two years you wont even grow armpit hair

[borednow]

173. New rocks will just show up in places you've past by a thousand times for no reason.

[GENERALzod777]

174. Sh*t happens
175. No One Knows How To Drive Without Hitting Everything
176. Meteors are always freakin massive

[Krypto~Luan]

177.If youre rich you get away with EVERYTHING!
178. People look alot older then they really are.

[Lilah]

179. Everyone has an ulterior motive on Smallville (except Shelby... he just got hit by a car and ended up there against his will....)

[fuchsiaRose]

180. Beauty has a name and thy name is Erica Durance

[Lilah]

181. Even though the world is ending, and he might not make it to Earth Clark still tries to get Brainiac to release Lana, and Kara will just be okay with that.

[Krypto~Luan]

181. clark doesnt clean up after himself

[devilneedsaride]

171. If your stuck on an island for two years you wont grow a beard or longer hair


172. if your stuck on an island for two years you wont even grow armpit hair
:lol:


182. Any and all deserted islands have reasonable supplies of fresh water and edible food.
183. If you're stuck on an island for two years, you will neither gain or lose weight or muscle mass, nor will you gain any new scars. Really, the only change you can expect is that when people find you, you're slightly dirty.

[Tompouce]

[quote=devilneedsaride;4257073]16.19. Dying your hair blonde is a really good way to avoid notice in China.
quote]
:lol:
You can work in a farm and always look nice, clean as if you just go out of your shower,
You can love a girl, visit her grave(Alicia) and next week you forgot all about her and you think again and again of Lana,
You can say to someone he was hallucinating without explanations, the person trust you without a doubt:D

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186. You can have a superpowered dog who is always alone but manages everything on his own like a pro (ah ! Shelby !)
(sorry I didn't notice until now, there was a meter)

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so it makes 187.

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188. When you are in Paris, there are at least 5 french flags in one street to be sure that you are in the good country
189. French kids who go to school are dressed like they are a part of French Scouts.
190. When you look at a France map, you have only two informations : Paris (with a big red round !) and Castelnau de Montmirail

[SupaBoy]

191- Oliver got eaten alive by mosquitoes and still LIVED:eek:

[Tompouce]

:rotfl:
159. You've probably heard stories of girls faking pregnancies to keep a guy, but in SV the guy fakes a pregnancy to keep the girl

[ManOfSteel87]

192. Clark doesn't fly, he just jumps really really far.

[Estro-gen X]

193. Supergirl continues to be more awesome than Superman especially in a little red dress.

[Carolina87]

192. Lois Lane is the best non-superpowered/love interest comic book character in the DC Universe!! *thanks to ED :D:D*

[pizzahead2490]

195. according to kara there is an beauty salon in the phatom zone just look at her hair.

[ledzepfan23]

196. Oliver really likes hanging out on his jet
197. Oliver's apartment somehow turned into the ace of clubs

[Kevin24]

198. If you meet someone named Zod you better kneel before him.

199. Getting stabbed in your hand will hurt alot, ask Lana.

[ledzepfan23]

200. If a hot girl teleports into your bedroom don't let your dad find out

[ManOfSteel87]

201. If you throw a party that is crashed by a group of witches, make sure to check the barn afterwards for any left behind bras so your parents won't find them

[ledzepfan23]

202. If you and your girlfriend fall asleep together make sure you sneak her out of the house before your parents find you

[Tompouce]

Gentlemen stil exist : you are a pretty girl with a boyfriend (25 years old), you make him wait for a while before wanting to make more than some kisses and when you get ready and half naked, he says "it would be an honor but no, thank you". LOL.

[borednow]

204. When you lose trust in Clark, you will turn to help from a Luthor... period.

[Kevin24]

205. Clark likes to play football

206. Clark is considered a dork but he dated the most popular girl in school. He doesn't seem so dorky to me!

[SupaBoy]

207 - ALOT of things can happen in such a small town

[Kevin24]

208. Shooting someone with an arrow will launch your body 20 feet away and be able to hold your body weight up no problem

[ManOfSteel87]

205. Clark likes to play football

206. Clark is considered a dork but he dated the most popular girl in school. He doesn't seem so dorky to me!

209. He was also the starting quarterback on the state championship football team, which is what most dorks do in high school lol.

210. Lois can outdrink the MetU football team.

[Lilah]

211. Standing still and watching three twisters come at you is super cool
212. When your boyfriend comes home from war, its really a meteor freak who's obssesed with you posing as your boyfriend
213. Meteor freaks really like Lana Lang
214. Clark is always warning Lois about all her boyfriends, but yet he "didn't like her"
215. If you can't trust a Kent, just trust a Luthor... they never lie... *sarcasm*
216. That Smallville fans have way too much time on their hands lol (myself included for visiting this site so much) LOL!!!!!

[borednow]

217. Lois somehow manages to look good in orange...

[Lilah]

217. Lois somehow manages to look good in orange...

Lois looks awesome in anything. Her wardrobe this season is definitely upscale. I'm jealous lol!

[borednow]

218. Buy Stride Gum

[Karafan1]

219. Sprint cell phones can be easily crushed by kryptonians

[Bre723]

220. Never release a kid that is in a basement chained to the wall into the sun.
221. Clark is a terrible lier.

[borednow]

222. The lamest excuses are always the ones that work.

[ColdPlay3r]

223. never see the bride b4 the wedding, otherwise hell will break loose

[Alania]

224. Lois Lane is attracted to superheros and Lana Lang is attracted to superfreaks

[devilneedsaride]

217. Lois somehow manages to look good in orange...

I know, right? All thoughout Bride I was going "Ugh! Orange! Why orange? But yknow... she's pulling it off surprisingly well."

225. If a certain type of rock is your only weakness, be sure to keep some readily accessible at all times so unsuspecting people can accidentally almost kill you, and the villain can be saved the trouble of having to find some themselves.

[SupaBoy]

Most people you bump into in the street in Smallville are eventually going to be members of a ggroup who plan to destroy earth.

[pizzahead2490]

224. Lois Lane is attracted to superheros and Lana Lang is attracted to superfreaks

http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/0002006E.gif

[bertman]

you can drag on kryptonite infested freaks, a hospital scene and no plot or story line for 8 seasons of non-sense.

[pizzahead2490]

:rolleyes: 228. no matter how good the show is there will always will be people that want to end it even though they still watch it.

[AdamTyree]

#whatever were on
smallville, despite it's awesomeness, is the worst when it comes to product placement in the middle of an episode!

[SupaBoy]

Product placement?

[Sv.LoisLane]

Product placement?

Stride Gum, Guitar Hero ... :D

230. Clark and Lois used to play Guitar Hero when they were home alone during the weekends :D

[SupaBoy]

Ohh yess(I)

[RedKRules]

231. Ohh I learned that you don´t need college degree .... you don´t even have to work hard to get what you want ..... because everything is easily handed to you :lol: only in SV of course !

[ManOfSteel87]

232. It's pretty easy for a farmboy from Kansas to make friends with billionaires

[borednow]

233. When people are unhappy they drink.

[redkryptoniteisthebest]

234) Not everyone can get drunk....

[RedKRules]

235. secrets and lies

[pizzahead2490]

236. secret , lies and death ( the circle of life on SV)

[borednow]

236. The driving distance between two fixed points is highly variable.

[Lilah]

237. Clark Kent drives like Miss Daisy lol
238. Why drive when you can run
239. I really envy Lois Lane's closet =]

And as for Lois wearing the orange dress, I thought that color was beautiful. I loooooooooooved that dress.... Everything from the cloth strip tied around that made a bow and her hair... lol.... I just discovered my 239 =]

[redkryptoniteisthebest]

240) A lot of women like to seduce Clark

[pizzahead2490]

241. clark fave book is the velveteen rabbit ( alot of people would know that if they watched the enite eppy of ageless:p)

[ManOfSteel87]

241. clark fave book is the velveteen rabbit ( alot of people would know that if they watched the enite eppy of ageless:p)

I just finished watching that one lol. . . during the hiatus, I decided to start from the beginning and watch all the dvd boxsets; gone through seasons 1-4 and starting on season 5.

242. When you find a baby in a cornfield, watch out b/c they could be something like an alien or rapidly aging exploding meteor kid

[pizzahead2490]

243. if a 12 your old boy say daddy to you and your like 20, before you back away from him watch out for sharp objects.

[Krypto~Luan]

245. The moment you step into smallville, you become a supermodel.

[redkryptoniteisthebest]

246) Stay away from any meteor rock!

[Karafan1]

247. Stay away from all inter-dimensional vortexes..

[redkryptoniteisthebest]

Never mind. I found it.

[The Krypton Knight]

248. Jonathon Kent is nothin' to mess with
249. Greg Arkin moved to India and became Mohinder Suresh
250. If you get the "Jitters" next to your friend, the best thing to do would be to hold onto him.

251. Once someone leaves Smallville, they cut off all communication, ie - Ross Family, Gabe Sullivan, Martha Kent, etc.

252. You must thank AlMiles for two things: Starting Smallville, and leaving Smallville.

[redkryptoniteisthebest]

253) Major villains in Smallville will never die for good.

[pizzahead2490]

254. clark may just be color blind

[Lilah]

252. You must thank AlMiles for two things: Starting Smallville, and leaving Smallville.

I think that should be bumped to #1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[stenochick]

236. The driving distance between two fixed points is highly variable.

:lol:

255. Kansas has mountains.

[Alania]

256. Lex Luthor lives in a mansion and yet, we've only seen his office and one of the bedrooms.

[sebari77]

257. The Kansas educational system: Hothead football coaches who cheat academics, track coaches who attempt suicide and murder, biology teachers who stalk and seduce underage students, principals who censor the school newspaper, principals' sons who cripple the school newspaper's cartoonist by hit-n-run vehicular assault, assistant football coaches who date students and lie about athletic drug tests, college history professors who are accomplices in genocide, alumni associations that provide illegal compensation for athletes, sororities that lure pizza-boys for violent murder, medical students that perform intentional death experiments...

...makes dropping out seem like the right choice.

[e-µ-i]

258. You can brake things that are made of steel and just say that they were rusty (it doesn't matter if they're plain new or not)

259. It is good to have a rich friend that is obsessed with you - gives you unlimited access

260. There is a completely logical explanation for the three lightning hitting a young naked boy in the middle of a corn field

[Jedimaster_TTBaby]

257. The Kansas educational system: Hothead football coaches who cheat academics, track coaches who attempt suicide and murder, biology teachers who stalk and seduce underage students, principals who censor the school newspaper, principals' sons who cripple the school newspaper's cartoonist by hit-n-run vehicular assault, assistant football coaches who date students and lie about athletic drug tests, college history professors who are accomplices in genocide, alumni associations that provide illegal compensation for athletes, sororities that lure pizza-boys for violent murder, medical students that perform intentional death experiments...

...makes dropping out seem like the right choice.

:rotfl: LOL, That's sooo true.

[marcella]

261.There is a logical explanation of why a barn door travels several miles around a county

[MetroGirl06]

262. You can never get scars on Smallville, even after countless injuries.

[marcella]

^^Lol,so true

[e-µ-i]

263. But every injury, and I mean every, is so serious that you have to go to Smallville Medical Center.

We probably saw that freakin building more times than the Kent farm...

[borednow]

264. No one gets suspicious if you are admitted to the hospital for injuries about once a week.
265. If you drive through corn you just might find a hot naked guy there.

[Bre723]

264. No one gets suspicious if you are admitted to the hospital for injuries about once a week.
265. If you drive through corn you just might find a hot naked guy there.

lol, i REALLY need to go driving through corn fields more often,haha.


266. When you're a freshman in hs you can be the editor and chief of the school newspaper.
267. No one really cares if you wear the same outfit every day(ie Clark)
268. You really never know when someone is possessed by someone else, trust no one,haha.
269. You can see a city that is 3 hours away from the top of a windmill.
(i live in portland and maybe if i go to a windmill maybe i can the seattle skyline,haha)

[borednow]

270. The fastest way to travel anywhere is by Yaris

[e-µ-i]

271. Bricks are made of plastic.

272. Pushing a piano 3 meters away won't affect your friend that is exploring you since the day you met.

273. Memories of one are even more powerful than the one itself.

[SupaBoy]

245. The moment you step into smallville, you become a supermodel.

:lol:

274- The moment you walk into Smallville you get meteor infected

[ledzepfan23]

275. clark likes to drink coke on the rocks

[borednow]

275. Clark likes to drink coke straight up on the rocks
276. Superman's greatest weakness isn't Kryptonite... it's boobs...

[ledzepfan23]

277. Clark could have any girl he wants but chooses to hide in his barn instead

[borednow]

278. Lois can't pole dance but no one cares.

[Kevin24]

279. No matter how fast and how often you run your shoes will always hold up~

[alejandrita439]

280. Lex has a lot of money, but he cant buy a wig

[Krypto~Luan]

281. Any intercourse with a woman Clark has will result in loss of limb or death

[LanasLilSis]

282. Smallville is filled with absolutely gorgeous people
283. The view from the loft changes from day to day

[borednow]

284. Kansas has many abandoned military bases.

[krewsaider]

285. If a little girl sees an intruder in her house that claims to be the "new and improved" version of Santa, then she will not get freaked out and scream for her parents.

[Chulance]

286: Phantoms can possese humans and somehow keep their abitlies

[Jedimaster_TTBaby]

^^
287. Possessed people in this show ALWAYS make sure that they look great! (ie doing their hair, make-up, clothes....just the works, lol)

[Chulance]

288:Clark mainly uses his super strength and speed rarely super breath

[borednow]

289. Clark's Super Strength makes it so he can pick up objects when normal laws of balance would have them fall.

[Chulance]

300.Superheroes stay at home on farms with their girlfriends and don't care to think about the rest of the world until their girlfriend dies or dissaperars.

[krewsaider]

301. When there's a hot, older college chick living with you, you will not develop feelings for her and act disgusted whenever someone mentions you two together...

[Watching Smallville]

A false friend will always try to exploit you when you have amnesia.

[Chulance]

303:kryptonite can be found everywhere

[The Striving Artist®]

304: You can get loaded quickly playing the "Drink Everytime Someone Gets Knocked Out" game.

305:You can get loaded quickly playing the "Drink Everytime Clark Gets Mopey" game.

306: The Fortress is the ultimate Deus Ex Machine.

[redkryptoniteisthebest]

307) You never truly end a romantic relationship.

[Chulance]

308:Even when you can fire beams of heat capable of vaporizing tidal waves you still mainly rely on speed and strength

[borednow]

309: If you question a good thing too much it means you are evil!

[Fallen One]

310. The moment Lana stops loving you, you become a villian.

[borednow]

311. Buy Stride Gum!

[Fallen One]

312. You MUST tell those close to you every single detail about yourself, or you will always be alone in this world.

[LionelLuthor]

313. Wearing blue and red can eventually annoy people.

[Fallen One]

314. If you want to die shortly, hire Lex's security team to protect you.

[Clana Kent]

314. If you want to die shortly, hire Lex's security team to protect you.
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

315. If you're a regular in Season 6: don't become a guest star in Season 7, cause your loft might spontaneously dissappear in Season 8...:p

Don't tell me you like to live on an airplane for the rest of your life? :\

[Fallen One]

316. Tractors can never EVER be fixed.

[Sv.LoisLane]

317. The Kent's red truck can survive everything.

[Fallen One]

318. Disembodied voices are surprisingly unsensitive.

[stenochick]

304: You can get loaded quickly playing the "Drink Everytime Someone Gets Knocked Out" game.

305:You can get loaded quickly playing the "Drink Everytime Clark Gets Mopey" game.

306: The Fortress is the ultimate Deus Ex Machine.

So true!! :rotfl:


317. The Kent's red truck and survive everything.

:rotfl:

Is it an American-made truck? They should have brought it to the Congressional hearings when the automakers came begging for money.

[Sv.LoisLane]

:rotfl:

Is it an American-made truck? They should have brought it to the Congressional hearings when the automakers came begging for money.

What's with the "and" in my post LOL. I was sure I typed "can" :confused:

Anyway.. that truck has been through a lot.

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/smallville/images/d/d0/Exodus_truck.jpg
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/smallville/images/c/c6/Slumber_truck.jpg
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/smallville/images/f/fd/Delete_truck.jpg
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/smallville/images/c/ca/Splinter_black_truck_wrecks_red_truck.jpg

:lol:

[Jedimaster_TTBaby]

What's with the "and" in my post LOL. I was sure I typed "can" :confused:

Anyway.. that truck has been through a lot.

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/smallville/images/d/d0/Exodus_truck.jpg
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/smallville/images/c/c6/Slumber_truck.jpg
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/smallville/images/f/fd/Delete_truck.jpg
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/smallville/images/c/ca/Splinter_black_truck_wrecks_red_truck.jpg

:lol:

lol....you should post some more cause we all know it's way more than that! :rotfl:

[kaam]

What's with the "and" in my post LOL. I was sure I typed "can" :confused:

Anyway.. that truck has been through a lot.

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/smallville/images/d/d0/Exodus_truck.jpg
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/smallville/images/c/c6/Slumber_truck.jpg
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/smallville/images/f/fd/Delete_truck.jpg
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/smallville/images/c/ca/Splinter_black_truck_wrecks_red_truck.jpg

:lol:

That's because its Built Ford Though. :D

*Or is it a chevy?*

[Sv.LoisLane]

I think the truck was a Dodge in the early seasons.. then a Ford. They expected us to believe it was the same truck though.. I think :lol:

[berniepooh]

With only a couple exceptions aliens from all 28 known galaxies speak Standard American English. The few exceptions speak the Queen's English but their British dialect is so cool, no one objects.

[Tompouce]

With only a couple exceptions aliens from all 28 known galaxies speak Standard American English. The few exceptions speak the Queen's English but their British dialect is so cool, no one objects.
Excellent but can you imagine if aliens in SV start speaking other languages ? It is crazy enough sometimes without this:lol:
So thanks to Lois, everybody knows how to handle with cuff links:D

[Krypto~Luan]

Im still waiting for a yellow truck....:\

[borednow]

319. Objects change color without any reason and require no explanation.

[Krypto~Luan]

320.Green kryptonite is in great abundunce...and clark seems to run into it at the wrong times

[borednow]

321. Meteor rocks a cheep and easy to find.
322. No one questions how one guy can run a farm by himself

[Fallen One]

323. Even your evil clone will fall in love with Lana.

[borednow]

324. Snooping with at telescope is romantic!

[Fallen One]

325. If you need infomation, hacking is the way to go.

[LanasLilSis]

326. No matter how many accidents you get into, you'll recover perfectly without a single scar

[Fallen One]

327. Dogs only need to be fed 3 times a year.

[Tompouce]

323. Even your evil clone will fall in love with Lana.
You are in love with someone for years but when an evil clone is coming, you don't notice anything. You talk with him, sleep with him, he has different ways of thinking than the love of your life and nothing upsets you...!:rolleyes:

[LionelLuthor]

328. Season 5+ DVDs are rubbish in the UK.
329. If you get hit by meteorites whilst in a house, your body will disappear.
330. You can jump out of a plane, thus out of existence. (Helen Bryce)

[SupesComicFan]

331. High School love is the bestest and forever love *barf*
332. If you have loved someone since 9th grade, your fans will expect you to continue to love them even though said love has been unrequited for 8 years. Still loving that person doesn't make you obsessive, it makes you admirable.
333. Clark takes marathon showers.
334. Metropolis is in Kanas, yet it has a harbor. ?