2,001 things we have learned from watching Smallville

[Canary]

1234. Keeping Secrets From The Ones You Love Useally Ends Up Hurting Them

[KneelBeforeZod!]

1235. Find out Clark's secret and your dead.

[Canary]

1236. Telephone Booth's are Oddly Clean...

[KneelBeforeZod!]

1237. Zod always comes back.

[Canary]

1238. If you touch the wrong thing you could poof away.

[KneelBeforeZod!]

1239. Lana goes away every summer. (which means the She-Thing ALWAYS comes back!)

[Canary]

1240. When You Hug someone watch when they walk away, see if the vanish in thin air.

[Fallen One]

1241. That you will love Chloe.

1242. That you will die for Chloe.

1243. That Chloe is your hero.

1244. That Chloe does no wrong.

1245. That the show is nothing without Chloe.

1246. Full moons are an expression of Chloe's love.

1247. That when God created the Earth, Chloe told him he missed a spot. And thats when air was created.

1248. The sun sets because Chloe tells it to stop shining.

1249. Potpourri air freshners originate from Chloe's farts.

1250. Flying cars haven't been invented yet because Chloe perfers Yaris.

1251. That the three wise men was disapointed when they saw baby Jesus because they expected a blonde girl.

1252. Guns don't kill people, not loving Chloe kills people.

1253. Knock knock? Who's there? Chloe.

1254. Why hello kids! I'm Barney, what are we going to sing about today? Boooo we want Chloe!

1255. Juliet Ceaser was stabbed to death because he didn't want Chloe's tatoo on his tongue.

1256. I got a joke for you. Whats great, love, and great all over? Chloe.

1257. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men loved Chloe.

And I'll be back later.

[Hopefulsuicide]

1241. That you will love Chloe.

1242. That you will die for Chloe.

1243. That Chloe is your hero.

1244. That Chloe does no wrong.

1245. That the show is nothing without Chloe.

1246. Full moons are an expression of Chloe's love.

1247. That when God created the Earth, Chloe told him he missed a spot. And thats when air was created.

1248. The sun sets because Chloe tells it to stop shining.

1249. Potpourri air freshners originate from Chloe's farts.

1250. Flying cars haven't been invented yet because Chloe perfers Yaris.

1251. That the three wise men was disapointed when they saw baby Jesus because they expected a blonde girl.

1252. Guns don't kill people, not loving Chloe kills people.

1253. Knock knock? Who's there? Chloe.

1254. Why hello kids! I'm Barney, what are we going to sing about today? Boooo we want Chloe!

1255. Juliet Ceaser was stabbed to death because he didn't want Chloe's tatoo on his tongue.

1256. I got a joke for you. Whats great, love, and great all over? Chloe.

1257. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men loved Chloe.

And I'll be back later.

:rotfl:

[ManOfSteel87]

1241. That you will love Chloe.

1242. That you will die for Chloe.

1243. That Chloe is your hero.

1244. That Chloe does no wrong.

1245. That the show is nothing without Chloe.

1246. Full moons are an expression of Chloe's love.

1247. That when God created the Earth, Chloe told him he missed a spot. And thats when air was created.

1248. The sun sets because Chloe tells it to stop shining.

1249. Potpourri air freshners originate from Chloe's farts.

1250. Flying cars haven't been invented yet because Chloe perfers Yaris.

1251. That the three wise men was disapointed when they saw baby Jesus because they expected a blonde girl.

1252. Guns don't kill people, not loving Chloe kills people.

1253. Knock knock? Who's there? Chloe.

1254. Why hello kids! I'm Barney, what are we going to sing about today? Boooo we want Chloe!

1255. Juliet Ceaser was stabbed to death because he didn't want Chloe's tatoo on his tongue.

1256. I got a joke for you. Whats great, love, and great all over? Chloe.

1257. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men loved Chloe.

And I'll be back later.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

1258. People in the SV universe have children with the same name, so when one dies the other can take their place

1259. Beware of TPTB doing anything for the mythos. . . the entire show will be screwed

[Fallen One]

1260. The pope dresses in a robe because Chloe didn't like pants.

1261. That if you wake up feeling bad, you didn't love Chloe enough the previous night.

1262. The last time Chloe stopped caring, Hitler invaded Poland.

1263. I know what you're thinking. "Chloe can not be THAT amazing." But yes, yes she can.

1264. Chloe lives on Earth, thats why gravity pulls everyone down.

1265. Lucyyyyy I'm homeeee. Sorry, Ricky, I'm with Chloe.

1266. That Chloe spits Sunny Delight.

1267. That Chloe once was like "no way", and that was the end of slavery.

1268. An hour is only 60 minutes because Chloe quit counting.

1279. You know why water is liquid? You would know the answer if you loved Chloe enough.

1280. That if you say "Chloe" backwards you unlock the 6th element.

And I'll be back later.

[Canary]

1281. People like to talk about chloe ^^ xD

[ManOfSteel87]

1260. The pope dresses in a robe because Chloe didn't like pants.

1261. That if you wake up feeling bad, you didn't love Chloe enough the previous night.

1262. The last time Chloe stopped caring, Hitler invaded Poland.

1263. I know what you're thinking. "Chloe can not be THAT amazing." But yes, yes she can.

1264. Chloe lives on Earth, thats why gravity pulls everyone down.

1265. Lucyyyyy I'm homeeee. Sorry, Ricky, I'm with Chloe.

1266. That Chloe spits Sunny Delight.

1267. That Chloe once was like "no way", and that was the end of slavery.

1268. An hour is only 60 minutes because Chloe quit counting.

1279. You know why water is liquid? You would know the answer if you loved Chloe enough.

1280. That if you say "Chloe" backwards you unlock the 6th element.

And I'll be back later.

:rotfl:

This reminds me of the Chuck Norris jokes, and along those lines. . .

1281. If you have five dollars, and Chloe has five dollars, Chloe has more money than you

1282. When the Boogeyman sleeps at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris sleeps at night, he checks his closet for Chloe Sullivan

1283. A picture is worth a thousand words, but Chloe is worth a million words

1284. When taking the SATs, write "Chloe Sullivan" for every answer, you will score over 8000 every time

1285. Chloe ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one

1286. Clark will become Superman when Chloe says to become Superman. When that happens, many people will wear Superman pajamas, but Superman will wear Chloe pajamas

1287. Coroners refer to dead people as ABCs - Already Been Chloed

1288. He who lives by the sword dies by the sword. He who lives by Chole Sullivan dies from crappy writing from the show's writers

1289. 4 out of 5 doctors recommend Chloe as the cure for any disease

1290. The only two things in life that are certain are death and taxes, and if Chloe Sullivan goes to work for the IRS they will be the same thing

1291. To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chloe Sullivan

1292. When you say "no one is perfect", Chloe Sullivan take offense to that.

Can't take all the credit for these, just google chuck norris facts and you can find 1000s of these. I just replaced Chuck with Chloe for some of them

[Canary]

1293. If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chloe Sullivan says its beef, then by god its beef.

1294. Chloe Sullivan can play the violin with a piano.

1295. Chloe Sullivan can drown a fish.

1296. Chloe Sullivan can eat the core of an apple first.

1297. Chloe Sullivan can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon.

1298. Chloe Sullivan can build a snowman out of rain.

1299. Chloe Sullivan doesn't read books. she stares them down until she gets the information she needs.

1300. Chloe Sullivan can tie her shoes with her feet.

[OkiyaShuichi]

1301. Don't change the name.

[Skaterpen357]

1302. It's possible to ABSOLUTELY HATE A SHOW once every few episodes and still always, always come back for more, only complaining about the bad spots when supplementing a new complaint years later. :D

[Glove]

1303. Is Chloe the new Lana? Find out next year.

1304. It's easy to spend a whole season building up a supervillian
for a megabattle in the finale and turn it into a three minute bout.

1305. On that note-Same goes for the Injustice League except
there was no bout except offscreen.

1306. "Something really big between episodes #21 and #22" is
really nothing at all.

1307. Members of the Justice League make good props. They
don't need to be used for anything important except eye candy.

1308. The new Watchtower set resembles Oliver's apartment
with stained-glass windows. I guess it's a combination between
that and Lex's office at the mansion.

1309. Just because you're an army brat and a phony super-
herione you can beat the schtuff out of a villianess that
trains at martial arts. Oh, everybody can beat up on Tess.
She trains everyday so that she can be a punching bag
for main stars.

1310. You can bury a monster in deep mines of a factory
that is next to a lake.

[dru-zod2501]

1241. That you will love Chloe.

1242. That you will die for Chloe.

1243. That Chloe is your hero.

1244. That Chloe does no wrong.

1245. That the show is nothing without Chloe.

1246. Full moons are an expression of Chloe's love.

1247. That when God created the Earth, Chloe told him he missed a spot. And thats when air was created.

1248. The sun sets because Chloe tells it to stop shining.

1249. Potpourri air freshners originate from Chloe's farts.

1250. Flying cars haven't been invented yet because Chloe perfers Yaris.

1251. That the three wise men was disapointed when they saw baby Jesus because they expected a blonde girl.

1252. Guns don't kill people, not loving Chloe kills people.

1253. Knock knock? Who's there? Chloe.

1254. Why hello kids! I'm Barney, what are we going to sing about today? Boooo we want Chloe!

1255. Juliet Ceaser was stabbed to death because he didn't want Chloe's tatoo on his tongue.

1256. I got a joke for you. Whats great, love, and great all over? Chloe.

1257. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men loved Chloe.

And I'll be back later.
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Now THAT is awesome!!

----- Added 1 Minutes later -----

1311) Superman's story shouldn't be a bloody tragedy before he even becomes Superman. Maybe in some dystopian future after he retires or quits, but definitely not in the goddamn origin story!!!

[icouldntthinkofasn]

1312) Smallville is the only show where it's acceptable to both moan when they don't follow the Mythos closely enough, and when they threaten to kill off a non-mythos character EVERY SEASON

[Lea]

1260. The pope dresses in a robe because Chloe didn't like pants.

1261. That if you wake up feeling bad, you didn't love Chloe enough the previous night.

1262. The last time Chloe stopped caring, Hitler invaded Poland.

1263. I know what you're thinking. "Chloe can not be THAT amazing." But yes, yes she can.

1264. Chloe lives on Earth, thats why gravity pulls everyone down.

1265. Lucyyyyy I'm homeeee. Sorry, Ricky, I'm with Chloe.

1266. That Chloe spits Sunny Delight.

1267. That Chloe once was like "no way", and that was the end of slavery.

1268. An hour is only 60 minutes because Chloe quit counting.

1279. You know why water is liquid? You would know the answer if you loved Chloe enough.

1280. That if you say "Chloe" backwards you unlock the 6th element.

And I'll be back later.

Oh, Cedric. :rotfl:


1313. Friendship is a nice little kryptonite arrow in the back.

1314. Clark's alien side has terrible taste in clothing.

1315. Today I overcooked my spaghetti, but that's ok, I did it all for Clark.

1316. The world doesn't really need a hero, it only needs a scapegoat. (Oh, god. It's true, isn't it?)

[Canary]

1317. Smallville is the meteor capital of the world ;)

[geosis]

1318.if your best friend tells you that you have great taste in women it means that in the future he'll mary her. 1319.if you are chloe sullivan and you want to get a job in daily planet you must write a really good article(season 5).if you are clark kent you can easily make an application(season 7). 1320.if your heat vision hits kryptonite you go blind.(season 3) 1321.if you are lex luthor and attack pentagon,nearly destroy the world you can easily pay for the destructions and no one including the police and the goverment will ever disturb you cause you will claim that you were possesed by an evil kryptonian general naimed zod. 1322.you can totally show your face to people now but in the future when you become superman no one will know you. 1323.if you die and clark kent loves ya he'll find a way to resurect you.

[Alania]

1324. Iconic Jimmy Olsen is a fraud, not really Jimmy.:rolleyes::mad:

[Pitbull On A Pantleg]

1309. Just because you're an army brat and a phony super-
herione you can beat the schtuff out of a villianess that
trains at martial arts. Oh, everybody can beat up on Tess.
She trains everyday

Actually, Lois has a black belt, and has shown considerable fighting skills several times over. I'd say the fight between her and Tess was fairly well-matched.

[Kevin24]

Actually, Lois has a black belt, and has shown considerable fighting skills several times over. I'd say the fight between her and Tess was fairly well-matched.

I like your user name, irrelevant to the thread I know but I just had to say it.

ok here is how i can tie it in with the thread

1325. Lois is like a pitbull on a pantleg!

[super_j_man]

1325. Great relationships always start out by getting on each other's nerves.

[Copyguy]

1326: There are 2 1325's, this officially means that my 1326 is actually 1327

1327: see above

1328: Once you discover that Clark is an alien with super powers you will most likely be killed or disposed of in some way that Clark's secret is still underwraps for another season.

1329: in the real world you can defeat Lex, Brainiac, Doomsday, and countless other villians without ever wearing tights or taking flights.

[Canary]

1325. Great relationships always start out by getting on each other's nerves.


That is so true. ;)

1330. Don't check the cookie jar for interesting things Just check Ma kents flour bin

1331. Hideing valueble alien items in the most obvious spot useally never gets found by anyone.

[Violet-Shadow]

1332. Don't trust SV's producers. They're probably lying.

1334. Chloe is the REAL superhero of the show.

1335. Chloe makes the wrold go round.

1336. Lana Lang is poison (I mean literally...kryptonite=poison).

[Skaterpen357]

1337 (:D). "The Lana" is a terrible, terrible disease that affects increasingly self-righteous fictional characters and garners more ostracism than leperesy.

[redkryptoniteisthebest]

1338) Lana is really not that bad of a character
1339) When there is a first-ever live action fight that you are looking forward to, don't expect it to be amazing. It could last anywhere from 1 minute to 1 minute and 30 seconds! Alright! :rolleyes:

[SmallvilleStud]

1340: Shelby goes "BARK"

[Violet-Shadow]

1341. Apparently "girl power" is cool - look at Chloe and Lana.

1342. Even though the story is supposed to be about Clark becoming Superman, it is really about how Chloe will become Watchtower.

1343. Batman could beat up this version of Superman.

1344. The JL members are really just props.

1345. Chloe is more important to the mythos than Jimmy Olsen.

1346. When "aligning with the mythos," be selective.

[Boycott SF:Movie]

1347-Clark will remain a virgin til marriage with Lois.
1348-Krytonite isn't that bad. He never dies from it.

[Night_Hawk90]

1349. smallville trailers are better than the episodes themselves

[Boycott SF:Movie]

1350-"Farms don't need animals."
1351-"Batista put up a better fight than Doomsday."
1352-"Tess put up a better fight than Doomsday."

[justme_007]

1353 - The LOIS-TESS fight was better than doomsday

1354 - Shelby doesn´t need to be feed

[Violet-Shadow]

1355. Breaking the law is acceptable as long as it's done for one's best friend.

1356. Lana is to be worshipped by all.

1357. In the future, no one will realize that Clark Kent is really Superman, even though they've all seen him without glasses.

1358. There can be as many Kara's as the producers want...so fully expect another Kara who better aligns with the mythos.

1359. Kryptonite is for sale at Amazon.com.

1360. That with great power comes great responsibility...oh wait, sorry, wrong superhero.

1361. Chloe can die many times but it never sticks. Jimmy dies once and it does stick.

1362. Shelby often questions his/her gender.

1363. Chloe inspires everyone to become who they are destined to be.

1364. Chloe is the be all and end all of all things Smallville.

1365. Clark has a very bad relationship with his mother. He never visits or calls...

1366. Lois Lane might not be able to spell but she knows a thing or two about journalism.

[i_need_a_new_username]

1367. This Clark is a big panzy-assed gayboy

[Clana Kent]

1347-Clark will remain a virgin til marriage with Lois.
1348-Krytonite isn't that bad. He never dies from it.
Not true.
I don't know if you've seen Mortal or Hidden, but in the end scene of one of the episodes, Clark and Lana prepare to "do you-know-what" at the Talon.

[Tompouce]

1368. The main character of a show can be a guest star during a whole season

[jpfort1957]

1369. Never open a package without a return address!!!!!!!!

[Canary]

1370. Meteor's Like Kansas.

[tibbit78]

1371. That Shelby is a female instead of a male dog.

[tyson08]

1372. Don't piss off prom queen candidates!

[9-SOSIHTWB]

1373. The only farm work the Kents do is stack hay! (Wouldn't it be interesting if they had a calving at 3.30 in the morning, just a thought)

[KaraClarkfan]

1373. Chloe does not exist in the superman world..lol

[ox007]

1375. If you got a friend called Jimmy, he's real name is probably Henry

[Canary]

1376. Lana Has Manly Feet.

[tibbit78]

What have I learned from watching Smallville? That I watched Doomsday all for nothing and that it was a waste of time. I also learned that I'm not sure that I want to watch the 9th season of Smallville at all.

[Social Butterfly]

1378. Chloe is a superhero.

[Kevin24]

Can this thread make it to 2001 ???

1379. Coming back from the dead on Smallville isn't a miracle its an everyday occurrence.

[9-SOSIHTWB]

1375. If you got a friend called Jimmy, he's real name is probably Henry

:rotfl:I love it!!!

[tibbit78]

Every year Smallville gets rid of a character or kills someone off before or after the season comes to an end. For example:

Season 1: Whitney Fordman;

Season 2: Aunt Nell & Sheriff Ethan;

Season 3: Pete Ross & Mr. Sullivan;

Season 4: Jason Teague;

Season 5: Jonathan Kent & Sheriff Nancy Adams;

Season 6: Martha Kent;

Season 7: Lionel Luthor & Supergirl Kara Kent (I'm not counting Michael Rosenbaum & Kristin Kreuk, because both wanted out of Smallville).

Season 8: Jimmy Olsen & Davis Bloome.

[Kevin24]

Wow, you are right they do lose a character after every season. I never noticed that until you mentioned it.

[tibbit78]

Wow, you are right they do lose a character after every season. I never noticed that until you mentioned it.





Thanks for noticing, Kevin. Wow! I have California time, 11: 14 am on Kryptonsite, while my watch says 2: 18 pm.

[Tompouce]

1373. Chloe does not exist in the superman world..lol
:lol:
1380. Clark will recognize Lois even if she had a bag over her head:D

[clois-destiny-forever]

1381. That the concept of "humanity" is easily picked up and dropped.

[Megaman]

1382. As the series progresses so does the urge to punch Chloe Sullivan in the face.

[justme_007]

1383 Destiny is destiny ... love and choices don´t matter just destiny :s

[Dr. Walden]

1384. You can live in the apartment above a coffee shop owned by a man who you are engaging in mutual blackmail with as long as nobody talks about it.

[Canary]

1385. Clark Kent is you're own personal 24/7 plumber :D

[Saph]

1386. Don't leave metal rods lying around as they can make formidable weapons
1387. (After re watching Toxic) Mosquitoes are one of the worst problems you can face when you're stranded on an island

[Canary]

1388. Shelby is no where to be found,

[donnarose]

Well,talking without being reallly absolutely heard and dealt with! Seeing without seeing!:\:\:\:\:\:\:\:\:\:\:\

[scifigirl]

1389 No one is ever really gone. There can always be a clone (poor Grant). Maybe there can be a Jimmy clone....

[Queenrocks77]

1390 RedK makes you AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[clois38]

Sorry if anyone put this one...

1391 Clark has more issues than Rolling Stone.

[Canary]

1392. Don't eat something if it's cooked by Lois Lane.

[SGuthrie27]

1393. Davis Bloome makes some seriously awesome macaroni and cheese -- just make sure you tell him to hold the side of bloody corpses, ew...

--SGuthrie ><>' :)--

[Canary]

1394. If you see a Silo hope that it doesn't have a missle in it

[nothingwithoutchloe]

1395. Huge meteor rocks somehow manage to turn into much smaller pieces after they've hit Smallville

[Canary]

1396. Clark still can't fly.

[madcatlady]

1397. You can be pronounced DEAD in Smallville Medical Center, your body can disappear, and you can show up at the same hospital a few days later and nobody asks any questions! (Clark)...and so can your friends! (Chloe)

1398. You can have photos of yourself and your fiancee at your father's election party, go back in time and change that day, and still have a copy of that photo to show your Legion friends! And let's not forget your birth mother's photo hiding behind Martha's photo for over 20 years...

[clois38]

1399. Clark sucks at wrapping gifts. (spirit):lol:

[Canary]

1399. Clark sucks at wrapping gifts. (spirit):lol:


:lol:

1400. sometimes theirs animals in the kent barn, sometimes theirs not, ooohh magic..

;)

[Queenrocks77]

:lol:

1400. sometimes theirs animals in the kent barn, sometimes theirs not, ooohh magic..
;)

:rotfl:!!!!!

1401: Chloe has an abundance of Red K rings in her desk!!

[Canary]

man, this thread is hard to keep alive :P

1402: Everryybody seems to have Kryptonite, and it seems to be everywhere! , check you're underwear drawers, their might be some in their xD

[redkryptoniteisthebest]

1403) Never lose faith in the PS/writers, because they will always prove themselves worthy, in things like the Comic Con trailer! :D

[Canary]

1405: Clark kent is one of the sexiest farm boy's alive.

[Gonenk]

1406: Lois, Clark and RBB make a cool isosceles love-triangle.

[clois38]

1403) Never lose faith in the PS/writers, because they will always prove themselves worthy, in things like the Comic Con trailer! :D
That trailer was AWESOME!!! Can't wait till Sept. 25


1405: Clark kent is one of the sexiest farm boy's alive.
Heck Yeah!!! :D

1407: Lois likes to blast Metallica while taking a shower or something like that..according to Chloe.

[9-SOSIHTWB]

1408: The Kent's changed the Kryptonite rock the had all the time because everytime they used it, it was a different size/shape to the one seen before!

(^Not really a good one, but thinking up new things is like getting blood out of a stone)!!!

[Kevin24]

1409.) Tom Welling plays a great Dawn Stiles:)

[Dr. Blade]

1410. You can shoot a vial of blood out a jet airplane and it will come out the size of a cloud.

[tibbit78]

1411. I learned to fall in love with Clark as the Blur and I love this love triangle between Lois/The Blur/Clark. That is the most amazing love triangle.

----- Added 1 Minutes later -----


1409.) Tom Welling plays a great Dawn Stiles:)




I don't get it. :confused:

[Red-K]

I don't get it. :confused:

In episode 18, season 4 called Spirit. A girl named Dawn Stiles becomes a ghost and can inhabit bodies. Well she inhabits Clark and the rest.....well you can figure it out yourself.


1412. If you find a meteor rock, hold it close to you so you can get super awesome powers :D

[4815162342LOST]

1413: Pete Ross is black

[Dr. Blade]

1414. You can get bitten by a zombie even when Superman is right next to you.

[Chlarkfan_phantom]

1416. Chloe is capable of putting a camera on Oliver's belt buckle without him noticing.

[Dr. Blade]

1416. It's ok to trap someone in a creepy Saw-like game to redeem their humanity.

1417. Changing your wardrobe to gray will automatically make people forget you've been wearing red and blue your whole life and thus ensure the safety of your secret identity.

[MannaBanana]

1418.) The Mansion video cameras are biast! They only record things going on that arnt SUPER

[~Emie23~]

1419. It's ok to steal a co-workers bitten maple doughnut just to make someone happy =D

[MannaBanana]

1420.) Its OK to read peoples thoughts and use it against them as long as it gets you the GIRL;)

[Dr. Blade]

^^^ :lol: Haha I love 1419 and 1420!

1421. Falling to the floor will get you knocked out. Want to see a very important and revealing plot twist? Don't even try it. You'll get knocked out.

1422. You can open a coffin with a flashlight.

1423. Even if you're the fastest person alive, you can't catch someone flying across a room from a zombie push.

1424. Don't suggest you start telling secrets when the world is ending. You'll end up telling yours and no one else will tell theirs.

1425. It takes a sick game to make you realize you've hit bottom, not personally endangering someone you love.

1426. Use faulty reasoning, NOT your x-ray vision, to deduce someone is not who he's supposed to be, and then don't be afraid to melt his face off with your heat vision.

[MannaBanana]

1427.) Its ok to graffiti the walls (with an S) as long as you catch the bad guys.

1428.) Its possible to make it rain blood whenever you so choose.

1429.) Its Ok to steal money from your billionaire friend to buy High Tech equiptment just to spy on them

1430.) If you get injured in Metropolis, you will be transported to Smallville Medical Center. If you get injured in Smallville, You get transported to Metropolis General

----- Added 15 Minutes later -----

1431.) Its ok to change the Sex of the dog and HOPE nobody notices

1432.) Oliver has a great tailor, he doesnt make his own outfits

[~Emie23~]

1433. It takes from mid-night to the morning hour just to find someone. (Lois and Clark looking for Oliver.)

[Infamous]

1434. If u get exposed to meteor rocks during a long time, you'll end up having powers (Chloe)

----- Added 32 Seconds later -----

1435. Lois somedays wear thong

[~Emie23~]

1437. When zombies are after you, you jog for your life.

[Infamous]

1436. If something bad happends, it's always Clark's fault (Clark blaming himself).

[tibbit78]

I've learned to fall in love with SuperBlur whenever he talks to Lois on the phone. I love Clark, but I also love him as SuperBlur. It's okay to fall in love with SuperBlur, because he's still Clark Kent.

[super_j_man]

Clark doesn't have to become Superman any time soon.

[Dr. Blade]

1437. When zombies are after you, you jog for your life.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: Isn't it true though?!


1440. A fight with Doomsday lasts five minutes, if that.

1441. If you want to superspeed, go ahead and do it wherever you like. No one will notice you doing it, even in the middle of a full newsroom. Nor will anyone feel the random gust of wind you leave behind in your wake. Except, of course, if they know your secret, and then they will get annoyed by it.

1442. It is perfectly easy and sensible to fight hand to hand in a leather trenchcoat.

1443. Black is the new red and blue.

1444. You can run at inhuman speeds next to Clark, as long as he is touching your elbow. Unless you are a girl, and then you're getting the Arms Express.

1445. You can hack into literally any network with a couple of taps to the keyboard.

[Infamous]

1446. Letting your friend getting hit by a truck, being locked up in a coffer, being abused, getting chased, etc etc - Is ok if your doing it for His/her sake

[Dr. Blade]

1447. You can jog with a broken femur.

[MannaBanana]

1445. You can hack into literally any network with a couple of taps to the keyboard.
Im going to revise this one a little:

1448.) It only takes a High School diploma to learn how to Hack the NSA, DDS, CIA or FBI, without leaving a trail back to you.

[Jlvsclrk]

1449) You can get away with murder if you're really, really sorry for a little while

[MannaBanana]

1449) You can get away with murder if you're really, really sorry for a little while
:lol::rotfl::lol:

1450.) You can wear practially the same costume to a halloween party as your Green Arrow alter ego (Oliver Queen in Wither) and Nobody will notice.

[Dr. Blade]

1451. You can get thrown fifty feet in a car and land upside down on other cars, and be in better shape than when you fall off a wrestler's back.

[MannaBanana]

1451. You can get thrown fifty feet in a car and land upside down on other cars, and be in better shape than when you fall off a wrestler's back.
:lol::lol::lol::rotfl:
A little bit revised:

1452.) You can get the crap kicked out of you and still be conscious, but if somebody is about to do something SUPER just flicking you will knock you out!!:lol:

[MannaBanana]

1453.) The only room EVER available at Smallville Medical is room 257.

[tibbit78]

1453.) The only room EVER available at Smallville Medical is room 257.




I don't get that one.

[MannaBanana]

I don't get that one.
Almost EVERY episode where somebody is sent to the hospital at Smallville Med, its ALWAYS room 257. I just notice little things like that. Maybe I should have worded it differently:\

[tibbit78]

Almost EVERY episode where somebody is sent to the hospital at Smallville Med, its ALWAYS room 257. I just notice little things like that. Maybe I should have worded it differently:\






Wow! I never noticed that before! Next time I watch Smallville, I'll pay more attention to room 257.

[Chlarkfan_phantom]

Wow! I never noticed that before! Next time I watch Smallville, I'll pay more attention to room 257.

I never noticed that either... but now that I think of it, it's true:rotfl:

[MannaBanana]

Wow! I never noticed that before! Next time I watch Smallville, I'll pay more attention to room 257.


I never noticed that either... but now that I think of it, it's true:rotfl:
Haha I think I just pay WAY TOO MUCH attention:lol:

[redkryptoniteisthebest]

1437. When zombies are after you, you jog for your life.

:lol: When I first saw that, I almost busted out laughing. If I were Clark or Lois, I'd haul out of the room.

1454) Any time a villain tells you not to move, there is always a bomb that will kill everyone.

[super_j_man]

1455) You can be a freshman at Smallville High and become Homecoming Queen

1456) You can become editor of the SV High newspaper as a freshman

1457) You can drive when you should be 14 years old without an adult, just because you look like you should be in college

[Aficionado]

1458. It's really easy to get a job at the Daily Planet.

[super_j_man]

1459) Watch out for flowers that move.

1460) Watch out for green dust.

1461) Heck, stay away from anything green (even money isn't safe anymore)

1462) Speaking of green stuff, kryptonite doesn't glow until Clark is aware that kryptonite is in the room (aparantly coat pockets can also block the effect of kryptonite.)

[Dr. Blade]

1458. It's really easy to get a job at the Daily Planet.

:rotfl:


1463. Kryptonians have nerve pinches. I mean, sleeper holds.

1464. You can find out your enemy has a son basically just by looking at him.

1465. It's ok to choke someone and shove them around if they're lying to you. Especially if you're Superman.

1466. And while we're on that subject, you can be hanging in mid-air, by suspension of a hand around your throat, and not be at risk of oxygen deprivation in the slightest.

[Skaterpen357]

1467. Choking is defined as having your hand around someone's neck. Actually hurting them is peripheral.

[Dr. Blade]

1468. It's not that big a deal to bug your friend's house while he's gone and then not take them down or tell him about it when he gets home.

1469. You'll never win the blame game against Chloe...

[Skaterpen357]

1470. Related: Spying on Lex Luthor is dangerously evil...spying on future Superman, however, is A-OK and justified! :lol:

[GabbY]

1471. That, apparently, Nevada deserts are where it's at.

[Aloof]

1472. Just about everyone has a standard American accent and that almost nobody has a southern accent.

1473. There are mountains and heavy snowfall in Kansas.

[super_j_man]

1474. Clark will put on glasses and nobody will reconize him.

[Syn]

1475. People will ALWAYS pick the phone up the moment you call. Always.

[super_j_man]

1476. Main characters can get shot, stabbed, beat up, and hospitalized many many times and never die, but it doesn't take much at all for a Guest character to die.

[Dr. Blade]

1477. You can super jump up to a roof of a prominent newspaper building, and no one will see it.

1478. You can change into someone else, complete with a bright light, and no one will see it.

1479. You can super jump up to a helicopter and pull it back down with your bare hands, and no one will see it, or even guess as to what happened.

1480. You can hang one-handed from a flag pole for five minutes.

1481. If you try to run up on stage during a city convention, not only will they let you up, but they will also let you take over the mic and start orating.

1482. If you are hanging from the roof of a building, everyone will run downstairs to take pictures, and no one will run up to try to help you.

[Skaterpen357]

1483. If a shady politician has you down, turn into a wild cat and maul him.

[Dr. Blade]

^^^ :rotfl:

1484. If you're a hero, tell the biggest fans you have your secret identity.

[Syn]

1485. Moving people out the way while super speeding doesn't hurt them. At all.

[Dr. Blade]

1486. Walking out of the Daily Planet will lead to the top floor.

1487. The best place for a prison is Kent's barn.

1488. Getting hit with an arrow in the side will kill you.

[smallville2013]

1489.If your name is starts with a J you will die on smallville
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[super_j_man]

^^^ thank goodness I'm not a character on SV then :lol:

[smallville2013]

^^^ thank goodness I'm not a character on SV then :lol:

Hahaha ur very lucky haha
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[KansasKitty]

[QUOTE=Dr. Blade;5556272]:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: Isn't it true though?!

1444. You can run at inhuman speeds next to Clark, as long as he is touching your elbow. Unless you are a girl, and then you're getting the Arms Express.



:lol::lol:

That is such a funny visual. :rotfl: Someone being dragged along by the elbow trying to make their legs move fast enough to keep up and their feet from dragging and their shoes from getting torn to shreds.:lol:

Here's another:
We learned that no one comes in from the parking lot of Daily Planet and asks "So Clark...where's your truck?"

[Dr. Blade]

^^^ Good point!! For that matter, where does everyone else park? Do they all just park curbside? Because Lois comes in from Smallville too. Maybe there's a parking garage next to the Planet?

[Nerf]

1491. Whether a bullet will impact and flatten, or ricochet off of Clark varies on a daily basis. Maybe it depends on his mood...

1492. While at the Daily Planet, if Lois isn't looking, then no one is looking, so it's okay to use your super powers.

Hope no one posted either of those before, but I'm not going to go through 57 pages to find out. :)

[Skaterpen357]

1493. It is possible to hate the writing on a show SO MUCH that you'll tune in every week to watch it and point out how much it sucks on the internet. :lol:

[Infamous]

1489.If your name is starts with a J you will die on smallville
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John Jones :P?

[Canary]

1494: Kneel Before Zod!

----- Added 31 Seconds later -----

1495: Kneel Before Kal-El!

[Nerf]

John Jones :P?

Well, he sure hasn't had it easy. Got a huge hole in his chest in "Phantom", then got shot in "BulletProof."

[Kevin24]

1496. Everyone but Clark flies on this show!

1497. Lois is a horrible cook

1498. Chloe is a cradle robber!

[zguida09]

1499 All the badies somehow find their way into the FOS

LEx, Brainiac, Doomy, Bizzaro

Now Zod and Metallo

[Canary]

1500. That their will be a season 10!

[Dr. Blade]

1501. You can hear a woman screaming about losing a wedding ring from a mile away but you can't hear your girlfriend get hit by an arrow.

1502. You can jump to save someone falling from a building and absolutely no one will see it.

1503. It's ok to fall in love with a kid. Really. I mean, if he's in an adult's body...

1504. The best thing to do when someone is trying to attack you with icicles is not to use your super speed or super strength but to merely lazer them with your heat vision from fifty feet away.

1505. It's ok to flirt with a girl in fishnets in front of your girlfriend. And hey, after she tries to jump you without your permission, no biggie, you can act like you're best friends.

1506. It's ok to keep a secret, as long as no one else is keeping secrets around you!

1507. It is impossible to get out of a one foot high ring of fire.

1508. Walk toward the weird noise and the glowing eyes in the forest.

[Dr. Blade]

1509. You can fall fifteen stories but as long as someone catches you, you will be unharmed.

1510. Being "bad" consists of making it snow.

1511. There's no use trying to chase someone down if they have a two foot lead on you.

1512. You can literally shatter a cell phone by just stepping on it.

1513. You can not only hold up a man who weighs twice as much as you do who is hanging over a building, but you can pull him up by yourself.

1514. You'll start noticing the random gusts of wind your super powered boyfriend leaves the second you know he's super powered, even though you never noticed it for the past five years.

1515. You just have to be at the end of an explosion to die; if you get saved in the middle of one, you'll be fine.

1516. Kryptonite is easier to come by than dirt.

1517. Nice cars are also easier to come by than dirt.

1518. While we're on that subject, high-end jobs are also easier to come by than dirt.

1519. Always hide stuff in the most obvious places.

1520. It's ok to ditch your boyfriend in the middle of nowhere and not tell him where you're going.

1521. You can outrun a falling substance by fifty feet.

1522. Leaning over someone will completely protect them from raining fire above you.

1523. A parka's good enough for the Arctic.

1524. You have time to find and put on your shirt before you save someone from being strangled.

1525. You can forget about a little girl you told you'd rescue, as long as you save everyone else.

1526. You'll never know someone is possessed unless they tell it or show it to you, even if their mannerisms and way of talking is completely obvious...

[inTWelligent]

10. if someone says its your destiny to do something, belive it.

HAHA!



62. Never try to date the main character until the show is almost over. Honestly, it's just pointless until then.


SO TRUE!

1527. Mrs. Kent was a bit of a hussy back in the day, as evidenced by her strapless wedding dress.

[clois4ever30]

1528. Lex must hire morons for his security team. (Considering the number of times the manor is broken into over the course of the series).