Quotes you wish are in Bride

[BadaBingBadaBoomsday]

Any ideas?

I'll start

During kiss

Lois:UMMM....Clark...UUUMMM..slurp....UUMMM....you taste lovely...UUMMM....your lips...taste of strawberry..

Clark:*Breaks off* Yeah, my lips were chapped earlier, so I put some strawberry lip balm on.

Lois:EUGH *Wips Lips*

:lol::lol:

[Spike84]

Not so much a quote, but Doomsday standing outside the Talon, with Chloe at the window, holding up a boombox while "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley is playing.

[BadaBingBadaBoomsday]

Aw no I've just been rick rolled!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH:lol:

[Spike84]

If you are going to Rick'roll someone, might as well do it to the target 18-34 demo I say.

[27CDruid]

Kent: Oy Doomsday join in with the chicken dance. You know how it goes... De de dededededee, de de dededededee, dedededede, da da da DA!!!

[loislanechick]

Clark : " Hi Lana, it's really nice of you to have come to chloe's wedding but if you plan on giving me some explanations about why you have left me or some thing like that..I beg you, spare me."

Lana : "But Clark.."

Clark : "Please Lana..you're wasting my time..the woman of my dreams is waiting for me..I'm coming Lois my dear!!"

[BadaBingBadaBoomsday]

Clark stands up for best man speech, while slightly drunk.

Everyone cheers, and claps

Clark:You know....burp....I've always loved...Chloe...

SILENCE

Chloe:Now you tell me!!!

[jobookjunkie]

Clark stands up for best man speech, while slightly drunk.

Everyone cheers, and claps

Clark:You know.....I've always loved...Chloe...

SILENCE

Chloe:Now you tell me!!!

:rotfl: :lol: :D

Oh lord, I've ruptured something...need medical attention....

[LCforever]

dang, you beat me in making this thread! hehe.. here's one for now:

Clark: (checking her out) Lois, you look beautiful.
Lois: (stammers) Tthhhanks.. you too Small..maybe I won't call you Smallville just for today.
Clark: That's OK. I like it.
Lois: (mumbles) Well, you don't look small in any way.
Clark: What?
Lois: I said, "you look great too".
Clark: I think you have something on your lip.
Lois: Where?
Clark: Here, let me get it. (goes and kisses her)
Lois: (sighs in happiness) Did you get it?
Clark: No, I think I'll try again. (kisses her again)
Lois: (winks) Maybe I'll ask for your help more often.
Clark: (suggestively) Anytime, anywhere!

[BadaBingBadaBoomsday]

Continuation for Chlarkers, CLois fans **Alert, stay away**

Clark stands up for best man speech, while slightly drunk.

Everyone cheers, and claps

Clark:You know....*burp*....I've always loved...Chloe...

SILENCE

Chloe:Now you tell me!!!

Clark:What was that....slap....for Lois,...*burp*....I think..you're jealous....na na na na na

*Lois storms out*

Clark:Haha...

Clark:*Very light thump* haha you're going to....need to put more muscle into it than that.....to hurt me Jimmy.

*Jimmy rubs fist, while Chloe who is also drunk laughs*

*Jimmy storms out, while Clark and Chloe dance*

*Clark and Chloe exchange passionate kisses before Chloe cries*

Clark:I love you Chloe, while wiping a tear from Chloe's cheek

Chloe:I love you too Clark *sob*, but these are tears of a long awaited happiness, not sadness. I knew that one day you would fly back to me. I knew you were worth the wait.


PS Remember Clark is drunk throughout and Clois fans you were warned.

Hi five Chlarkers......no fists Clois'

[mof123]

dang, you beat me in making this thread! hehe.. here's one for now:

Clark: (checking her out) Lois, you look beautiful.
Lois: (stammers) Tthhhanks.. you too Small..maybe I won't call you Smallville just for today.
Clark: That's OK. I like it.
Lois: (mumbles) Well, you don't look small in any way.
Clark: What?
Lois: I said, "you look great too".
Clark: I think you have something on your lip.
Lois: Where?
Clark: Here, let me get it. (goes and kisses her)
Lois: (sighs in happiness) Did you get it?
Clark: No, I think I'll try again. (kisses her again)
Lois: (winks) Maybe I'll ask for your help more often.
Clark: (suggestively) Anytime, anywhere!


kind of impossible
dont you think?

[LCforever]

^ That's why this thread is called "Quotes you wish are in Bride"

Here's another one:

Lana: Clark, I came back to tell you that I still love you. I want us to get back together.

Clark: I think it's a little too late now, Lana.

Lana: But I left for you! Don't you understand that?

Clark: No, when you love someone, you stay and make things work. You don't leave just when things get difficult.

Lana: (desperate) I love you so much, Clark. Don't you see? We can make things work again. (walks up to him) We can have the life we've always wanted. (goes to kiss him)

Lois:(enters just before the kiss) B-TCH!

Clark: Lois, I can explain.

Lois: You don't have to explain Clark. This girl doesn't need to have an explanation for what I just called her.

Lana: (to Lois) Just because you had Clark for a slight second doesn't mean he's yours! He's mine! You can go and park your ugly face on someone else.

Clark: (to Lana) Woah. Back off b-tch. You are PSYCH-O. Who said I was getting back with you?

Clark: Come on Lois, let's go and enjoy the rest of this wedding. I'm in the mood to dance!

[BadaBingBadaBoomsday]

I wanted a fight between Lana and Lois. All good weddings end in punchups!

I dont think Lana could throw a punch, but loved the real nastiness in her voice.:D

[OneShotClois]

kind of impossible
dont you think?

Oh, nothing's impossible with Clois. ;)


^ That's why this thread is called "Quotes you wish are in Bride"

Here's another one:

Lana: Clark, I came back to tell you that I still love you. I want us to get back together.

Clark: I think it's a little too late now, Lana.

Lana: But I left for you! Don't you understand that?

Clark: No, when you love someone, you stay and make things work. You don't leave just when things get difficult.

Lana: (desperate) I love you so much, Clark. Don't you see? We can make things work again. (walks up to him) We can have the life we've always wanted. (goes to kiss him)

Lois:(enters just before the kiss) B-TCH!

Clark: Lois, I can explain.

Lois: You don't have to explain Clark. This girl doesn't need to have an explanation for what I just called her.

Lana: (to Lois) Just because you had Clark for a slight second doesn't mean he's yours! He's mine! You can go and park your ugly face on someone else.

Clark: (to Lana) Woah. Back off b-tch. You are PSYCH-O. Who said I was getting back with you?

Clark: Come on Lois, let's go and enjoy the rest of this wedding. I'm in the mood to dance!

:lol: I love it. Especially the bolded part. Wow... lmao, Clark's Hilarious.

[Sweetie]

Chloe:Clark,Lana is here?

Clark:Who?

Chloe:Lana Lang,the girl you are in love with since you were 8 years old?

Clark:Sorry,doesn't ring a bell.Let's keep dancing Lois!

[Clarky123]

lana:Hello clark, ive been missing you

Clark:hello lana i wish i could say the same about you.

[Karafan1]

lana:Hello clark, ive been missing you

Clark:hello lana i wish i could say the same about you.



:lol: Good one Clarky123!

[Carolina87]

ROFL you guys are hilarious!!! :D

here's what i wish

Clark: Would you like to dance Lois?
Lois: I... ahh...yes i'd love to.
Both Smile...
Lois: So where'd you leave lana?
*ackward silence*
Clark: That doesn't matter anymore Lois, and by the way i forgot to tell you that look very beautiful tonight.
Lois: Thanks, you don't look half bad yourself smallville.
Clark: Lois I've been wanting to tell you for awhile that im.... im really happy that we work together.
Lois: Oh... yeah?? why is that?
Clark: Your really special to me Lois, i hope you know that.
Lois: Clark, there's something i want to tell you but im just not sure its the right time, with lana being around, and i just.... it just that i....
Clark: I think i know...

*Clark leans in closer and grabs Lois tighter* and they KISS!!!! and then i die momenteraly :lol:

[bizzaro93]

This could be a twist. Chloe goes up to Davis at the end of the episode.

"What kills you, only makes you stronger."

I JUST HAD A WICKED IDEA. In Legion they have an additional threat, what if that threat is Zod. Think about it. Doomsday probably wants to get his father out if he remembers him and so does Braniac. or Braniac releases another evil villian who was imprisoned in the Phantom Zone in the time of Krypton.

[6-Super-Man -5]

Clark: Lois I.... um...
Lois: Just kiss me you big headed alien!

[malcrew]

Clark stands up for best man speech, while slightly drunk.

Everyone cheers, and claps

Clark:You know....burp....I've always loved...Chloe...

SILENCE

Chloe:Now you tell me!!!

That was reallllly funny dude! Awesome, lol.

[amelietw]

Clark: Lois I.... um...
Lois: Just kiss me you big headed alien!

HAHAHA Love it!! :D

Lana seeing Clark and Lois kissing......

Lana: Chloe, is that Clark and Lois?
Chloe: Yes.... but oh my god they are kissing.....
Lana: Seems like neither of us win at the end...
Chloe: Unfortunately, no... but, you don't feel like we could crash it?
Lana: Yeah wait for my signal....

Lana comes over Clark and Lois

Lana: Hey Clark..... *cough*
Clark: Hey Lana, what you're doing in here?
Lana: Yeah well, I was coming to talk to you ... You must have some questions for me after the way I left...
Clark: Oh no it's ok Lana, I understand.
Lana *surprised*: Really?
Clark: Yeah, and now I can tell you that I don't love you anymore and that you were right 4 years ago.... Me and Lois, it fits perfectly.
Lois: Thank you Lana for your support and for giving him the hint!
Clark: Yes!! And thank you for that tape, that really opened my eyes..
Lana: Ok then....

Lana comes back to Chloe

Lana: Chloe, I think we definitely lost.. we have no more hopes!


HAHAHAHA :D

[Loisdragon]

LOL

Clark:Lois I think we should kiss now
Lois: wait,what ? Why would you say that
Clark: Because ps3 say so.Don't you see
(Clark points to Ps3. lois looks and saw ps3 holding a board saying and kiss)
Lois: but I thought lana was going to interrupt our passion kiss
Clark; yeah but she got to controlling so they decide to squash that Sh-t
Lois: but..
Clark: Lois just kisses me dammit
Lois: My pleasure

(Starts kissing like there is no tomorrow)

[27CDruid]

*Clark and Lois are having a snog fest*

*Lana interupts*

Lana: I cant believe you forgot about me already!

Clark: Hey Lana?

Lana: Yeah?

Clark: Remember when you blaimed me for your horse kick injury when i asked you to look after OUR friend Lex?

Lana: ....eh

*Clark lifts a table and beats Lana over the head with it*

Clark: How you like me now beyatch?

Lois: Smallville chill!

Clark: No! Ive been waiting five seasons to do that!

*Lana rises to her feet and transforms into a pink version of Doomsday*

Clark: Well the mythos is officially f***ed now.

Chloe: Frankly i dont think anyone ever cared about the mythos Clark.

Clark:Next thing youll be saying Lois is really a guy called 'Fred' and Chloe is going to have her name changed by depol to 'Lois'.

*Lois shifts her feet and looks at the ground*

Chloe: I did have the form filled out.

Clark: .....

[HumanoidCorvin]

Clark: "This day is perfect!"

Doomsday let's out a roar, that makes all the guests silent.

[Super EJ]

As Doomsday crashes inside the party (Clark looks at Doomsday, with an angry look) Clark: "This looks like a job for..." BOOM!!!!!! Doomsday: ARRRRR!!!!! Then Clark superspeeds and grabs Doomsday and flys off. With a flying duel in superspeed. Crashing down to the ground, right inside the fortress of solitude.

[6-Super-Man -5]

Thats too funny!

[virginie]

here's what i wish

Clark: Would you like to dance Lois?
Lois: I... ahh...yes i'd love to.
Both Smile...
Lois: So where'd you leave lana?
*ackward silence*
Clark: That doesn't matter anymore Lois, and by the way i forgot to tell you that look very beautiful tonight.
Lois: Thanks, you don't look half bad yourself smallville.
Clark: Lois I've been wanting to tell you for awhile that im.... im really happy that we work together.
Lois: Oh... yeah?? why is that?
Clark: Your really special to me Lois, i hope you know that.
Lois: Clark, there's something i want to tell you but im just not sure its the right time, with lana being around, and i just.... it just that i....
Clark: I think i know...

*Clark leans in closer and grabs Lois tighter* and they KISS!!!! and then i die momenteraly :lol:

that's what i kind of wish for but i want them to say i love you to each other:D:D:D

[davidbrenton]

Clark: What are you doing back?
Lana: (Sobbing) The Dingo ate my baby!
Clark: Whew! For a minute their, I thought it might get awkward.

[zorasuperman]

ROFL you guys are hilarious!!! :D

here's what i wish

Clark: Would you like to dance Lois?
Lois: I... ahh...yes i'd love to.
Both Smile...
Lois: So where'd you leave lana?
*ackward silence*
Clark: That doesn't matter anymore Lois, and by the way i forgot to tell you that look very beautiful tonight.
Lois: Thanks, you don't look half bad yourself smallville.
Clark: Lois I've been wanting to tell you for awhile that im.... im really happy that we work together.
Lois: Oh... yeah?? why is that?
Clark: Your really special to me Lois, i hope you know that.
Lois: Clark, there's something i want to tell you but im just not sure its the right time, with lana being around, and i just.... it just that i....
Clark: I think i know...

*Clark leans in closer and grabs Lois tighter* and they KISS!!!! and then i die momenteraly :lol:

gosh i soo wish that could happen
actually that seems pretty plausible and it could happen. gots a good shot

[TWLOVER03]

*Clark and Lois are having a snog fest*

*Lana interupts*

Lana: I cant believe you forgot about me already!

Clark: Hey Lana?

Lana: Yeah?

Clark: Remember when you blaimed me for your horse kick injury when i asked you to look after OUR friend Lex?

Lana: ....eh

*Clark lifts a table and beats Lana over the head with it*

Clark: How you like me now beyatch?

Lois: Smallville chill!

Clark: No! Ive been waiting five seasons to do that!

*Lana rises to her feet and transforms into a pink version of Doomsday*

Clark: Well the mythos is officially f***ed now.

Chloe: Frankly i dont think anyone ever cared about the mythos Clark.

Clark:Next thing youll be saying Lois is really a guy called 'Fred' and Chloe is going to have her name changed by depol to 'Lois'.

*Lois shifts her feet and looks at the ground*

Chloe: I did have the form filled out.

Clark: .....


:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[loislanechick]

ROFL you guys are hilarious!!! :D

here's what i wish

Clark: Would you like to dance Lois?
Lois: I... ahh...yes i'd love to.
Both Smile...
Lois: So where'd you leave lana?
*ackward silence*
Clark: That doesn't matter anymore Lois, and by the way i forgot to tell you that look very beautiful tonight.
Lois: Thanks, you don't look half bad yourself smallville.
Clark: Lois I've been wanting to tell you for awhile that im.... im really happy that we work together.
Lois: Oh... yeah?? why is that?
Clark: Your really special to me Lois, i hope you know that.
Lois: Clark, there's something i want to tell you but im just not sure its the right time, with lana being around, and i just.... it just that i....
Clark: I think i know...

*Clark leans in closer and grabs Lois tighter* and they KISS!!!! and then i die momenteraly :lol:

That's soooo sweet..I could hug you right now :)

[Wicked Lois]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

This is the funniest thread ever..

---

Doomsday: RRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOARRR!
Lana: Ouch
Doomsday: RRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOARRR!
Lana: Aaaah
Doomsday: RRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOARRR!
Lana: --
Doomsday: I won!

[geminis]

Clara, OMG, :rotfl:

Jimmy: Lois and Clark, stop staring at each other, you know what you really want to do.

Lois: Woops *as she trips down the stairs*

Clark: Ah, Lois, clumsy, but cute. *plucks her from the air midfall, then leans down into a liplock*

Jimmy: My job is done. Oh, Chloe! *wanders off*

Suddenly, the door is darkened slightly as Lana pokes her head in and sees Lois and Clark still locked together.

Lana: Lois? Clark? The best wasn't supposed to start now.

Clark: Did somebody say something? I didn't think so. *goes back to kissing Lois*

The doorway is darkened again, this time by Chloe.
Chloe: Jimmy was right, Lana, and it would seem we both saw it even though we didn't want to. Jimmy!

The door is darkened yet again, this time by Pete.

Pete: Clark, hey buddy, good taste. Lana, sacre bleu, how you have changed! Let's hit the road together!

Lois: Did somebody say something?

Clark: I have pretty good hearing, Lois, I don't think so.

*Lois and Clark go back to kissing each other*

[RedKalEL]

in the fortress of doom

Jor el: you know ur really getting on my nerves brainiac can't you jsut die already

Brainiac: oh your one to talk mister lving talk fotress. please jor el

Jor el: so..... how long do you think it will take my son to figure this one out?

Brainiac: well if it was the old producers i would say some time next season or you might get lucky in the finale. but since we new porducers i say it will be about a good 2 or 3 episodes. that is if he survives DOOMSDAY!!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA

Jor el: My son will *****slap DOOMSDAY all over that barn! you'll see! YOU'LL SEE DAMNIT!


AT THE BARN

Lois: now clark you knwo how this goes don't say anything about perfect of the day this is or anything like that.

Clark: losi it's a wedding in the barn what could possible go wrong?

Doomsday: ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR CHLOE IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Crushes jimmy's spine)

Clark: aw crap

[27CDruid]

*Clark and Lois kiss*

Lana: Can i join in?

Lois: I always wanted a threesome.

Lana: Then its agreed!

Clark: ....why cant 27CDruid direct the show?

[geminis]

Lois and Clark: *still kissing in the house*

Jimmy: *in the barn* Chloe! There you are! You look amazing!

Doomsday: *barn door goes completely dark* RAWR! Chloe!
*back hands Jimmy through the loft*

Bart: Chloe! *speeding in past Doomsday, scooping Chloe up and speeding off*

[Wicked Lois]

Clara, OMG, :rotfl:

Jimmy: Lois and Clark, stop staring at each other, you know what you really want to do.

Lois: Woops *as she trips down the stairs*

Clark: Ah, Lois, clumsy, but cute. *plucks her from the air midfall, then leans down into a liplock*

Jimmy: My job is done. Oh, Chloe! *wanders off*

Suddenly, the door is darkened slightly as Lana pokes her head in and sees Lois and Clark still locked together.

Lana: Lois? Clark? The best wasn't supposed to start now.

Clark: Did somebody say something? I didn't think so. *goes back to kissing Lois*

The doorway is darkened again, this time by Chloe.
Chloe: Jimmy was right, Lana, and it would seem we both saw it even though we didn't want to. Jimmy!

The door is darkened yet again, this time by Pete.

Pete: Clark, hey buddy, good taste. Lana, sacre bleu, how you have changed! Let's hit the road together!

Lois: Did somebody say something?

Clark: I have pretty good hearing, Lois, I don't think so.

*Lois and Clark go back to kissing each other*
:lol::lol:

I just laughted so hard in the middle of my class.

[Tompouce]

As I like so much french words in TW's mouth and as last week in the end I heard "fiancé" (ahhhh !), I would say for tonight "vive la mariée" ("long life to the bride" is the best translation I see !)in Clark's mouth, do you think it is possible ?:D

[BadaBingBadaBoomsday]

Lois:Trust me Clark, if you do a mooner half way doen the aisle, everybody will laugh.
Clark:OK

[stenochick]

Chloiac: If we can sacrifice a human to Doomsday, he will leave us alone!
Lois: Hey Lana, come here for a second. I need to tell you something.
Lana: What, Lois? I'm right -- (Lois pushes her into Dooomsday's arms) AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[thehenry89]

Chloiac: If we can sacrifice a human to Doomsday, he will leave us alone!
Lois: Hey Lana, come here for a second. I need to tell you something.
Lana: What, Lois? I'm right -- (Lois pushes her into Dooomsday's arms) AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

:rotfl: that would make my day

Lana: My "Clark is too happy without me" sense is tingling, time to go back to smallville.

Lois: *Whacks her on the head with shovel* Not this time princess.

[27CDruid]

Clark: Lois will you marry me?

CLIFFHANGER ENDING

[BadaBingBadaBoomsday]

Maybe not a quote but a scene.

Clark and Lois standing quarreling as usual.

In the distance a noise is heard.

buuuuuuuum....bumbum.....buuuuuuuum.....bumbum.... ..buuum....bum.bum.bum.bumbum

Lois:What is that awful noise

Clark:*superhears* Sounds like a 2-stroke. *Sniff* I can smell it from here!! Like Castrol R:lol::lol:

Chloe pulls up on her scooter, unstraps her helmet, with her hair ruffled underneath.

*I would collapse from sheer over excitement at seeing Chloe riding up on a bike*

Clark:I didn't know you had a bike

Chloe:Yeah, do you like

Clark:A lot!!!!!!

Chloe:Want a ride.

Clark: Most definitely!! Sorry Lois

Lois is finally outdone in pulling power.:p




As last week we seen her getting ready to ride one, this would cap it all off for me.

Chloe riding a scooter, her hotness would rise tenfold, hard enough the way she is recently. I have a feeling AM could ride one. I dig scooter/biker chicks. Just paste ME over Clark on that scene.

PS Did anybody notice whether it was a Vespa or a Lambretta last week???:D

----- Added 49 Minutes later -----

The chance of Clark coming of with his first line is 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 to 1

[Carolina87]

LOL this thread is awesome!! :D :D :D it should be rename to scenes that we wish were on bride

[Tompouce]

Excellent, all your are ideas are brilliant, I don't know which is the best:lol:

[Alexander III]

Lana: Hi Clark I'm back
Clark: Who?
Lana: It's me, the baddest biatch in town!
Clark: Pumpkin
Lana: No, I cooked u pancakes
Clark: Nuff
Lois: Hi Lana
Lana: Hi...
Lois: I luv u Clark
Clark: I luv u too Lois
Lana: Alright, that's it! I'm outta here!

[Spike84]

Based solely on the teaser from last week, I want someone...anyone...to comment on Lana's awful hair. The fact that I am a dude and I notice how bad it looks should tell you something. I would even settle for Doomsday pausing during the fight as he sees her with a flummoxed/disgusted look on his face.

[jobookjunkie]

Based solely on the teaser from last week, I want someone...anyone...to comment on Lana's awful hair. The fact that I am a dude and I notice how bad it looks should tell you something. I would even settle for Doomsday pausing during the fight as he sees her with a flummoxed/disgusted look on his face.

:lol:

Something along the lines of..... "ROOOOOAAAAAAAwhat the heck is she wearing on her head??? Can I eat it?AAAAAARRRRRRRR". It really is just wrong looking. Sack the stylist Ms Lang!

[LoveHurts38]

*Clark and Lois are having a snog fest*

*Lana interupts*

Lana: I cant believe you forgot about me already!

Clark: Hey Lana?

Lana: Yeah?

Clark: Remember when you blaimed me for your horse kick injury when i asked you to look after OUR friend Lex?

Lana: ....eh

*Clark lifts a table and beats Lana over the head with it*

Clark: How you like me now beyatch?

Lois: Smallville chill!

Clark: No! Ive been waiting five seasons to do that!

*Lana rises to her feet and transforms into a pink version of Doomsday*

Clark: Well the mythos is officially f***ed now.

Chloe: Frankly i dont think anyone ever cared about the mythos Clark.

Clark:Next thing youll be saying Lois is really a guy called 'Fred' and Chloe is going to have her name changed by depol to 'Lois'.

*Lois shifts her feet and looks at the ground*

Chloe: I did have the form filled out.

Clark: .....

Good one:lol::rotfl:

[Super Maverick]

LOIS: I'm going to be naked the rest of the episode.

[individuall]

Lana: My "Clark is too happy without me" sense is tingling, time to go back to smallville.

Lois: *Whacks her on the head with shovel* Not this time princess.

I love this! :lol::D

[amelietw]

:rotfl: that would make my day

Lana: My "Clark is too happy without me" sense is tingling, time to go back to smallville.

Lois: *Whacks her on the head with shovel* Not this time princess.

Awesome quote!!! Too bad it won't happen!!
:rotfl:

[6-Super-Man -5]

Lana: Hi Clark I'm back
Clark: Who?
Lana: It's me, the baddest biatch in town!
Clark: Pumpkin
Lana: No, I cooked u pancakes
Clark: Nuff
Lois: Hi Lana
Lana: Hi...
Lois: I luv u Clark
Clark: I luv u too Lois
Lana: Alright, that's it! I'm outta here!

Yes!

[LCforever]

(as Clark and Lois are dancing, Lana interrupts)

Lana: Hi Clark.

Clark: Lana, what are you doing here?

Lana: Clark, I have something to tell you.

Clark: What is it? I'm kind of busy right now!

Lana: I'm a man...

Clark: What?!?!?!?

Lois: I knew it!!

Lana: I mean, I want to be a man.

Clark: Woman, you have issues!! :lol:

[lovinredkclark]

Chloiac: If we can sacrifice a human to Doomsday, he will leave us alone!
Lois: Hey Lana, come here for a second. I need to tell you something.
Lana: What, Lois? I'm right -- (Lois pushes her into Dooomsday's arms) AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
too funny

----- Added 5 Minutes later -----

this thread is too funny.
thanks everyone i needed a pick me up before the ep tonight.

[Sweetie]

At the wedding ceremony,

Jimmy:Chloe,the first time I saw you,I felt in love instantly...You are my love,my soul...I love you so much.

Lois whispers in CK's ear:Funny,it's not the same vows that you read to me earlier.

Clark smiles at Lois and whispers in her ear:I know...those were reserved for the girl who heard them...my one and only soulmate.

Lois:Oh,Clark!!!

"kiss"

Jimmy:Ah!!!I knew they were in love...It was written in the stars,Chloe!

Chloe frustrated clames:Oh!!!Do you know where you could put your stars??!!By the way,this wedding is off(Chloe gives Jimmy her ring back)!!!I'm in love with Davis!!!

Lana enters in the room,Chloe sees her and says:Oh,great...more trouble!!!What are doing here?

Lana:I came for your wedding,of course!

Chloe:Sorry,the wedding is off,everybody it's over!!!

Clark:Come on Chloe,what is wrong with you?You love Jimmy.

Chloe:If you love him so much,why don't marry him...You would make a great pair.Chloe runs outside.

Lana:Clark,I saw you lipplocking with that ***** over there.I want an explanation now??

Lois comes and says:The only explanation that you're gonna get is this,shrimp...Lois kicks Lana in the face.

Lana gets up with bleeding lipps then grabs Lois's hair...

Lois pulls away and punches Lana in the face...

Lana extremely angry grabs a chair throw it at Lois.Lois bends and the chair lands on
Martha's foot:OUCH!!!Lana...You gonna get it!!!

Aunt Nell:Hey,you are not going to touch my niece...

Martha:Oh,you!Like aunt like niece,you both love to stole the boyfriends of others,don't you?!

Aunt Nell:You are going too far!Take this...

Martha grabs Nell by the neck and squeezes in her arm's pitt...throws a few punches...

Clark says:Mom...stop!!You didn't come all the way here to fight.

Martha:Sorry,Clark!I got carry away...But,it felt good,you know.

Jimmy:Hey Mrs.K...You are a good fighter!Well,my wedding his defenetly ruined...My bride just left the building...I'm so heartbrok...hey CK,may be we could throw water on the Lois & Lana while they are fighting and all.

Clark:Jimmy,you are INSANE!!!(punches Jimmy in the face,knocks him out instantly)...I
wanted to do this for a long time.

Martha:Clark,what did you do?

Clark:Sorry mom,I didn't mean to....much.

Doomsday approching the barn,takes a look inside and sees the mess is already done and says:I thought I was supposed to crash this place...Those people are crazy or what!!!

Then leave :D

[lifelovedestiny]

Those are some knee-slapping side-splitting humorous quotes!!!

[Krypton_Chick7]

:lol:

Something along the lines of..... "ROOOOOAAAAAAAwhat the heck is she wearing on her head??? Can I eat it?AAAAAARRRRRRRR". It really is just wrong looking. Sack the stylist Ms Lang!



LMAO!!:rotfl:

[maryjanewatson]

*Lois and Clark about to kiss*

*lana walks in and Clark turns his head to look*

Lana: Clark! *runs into his arms, and clark holds her like he did in "Hidden"*


someone had to do a pro-clana. I hate Clois. *ducks and runs from thread*

[Karafan1]

*Lois and Clark about to kiss*

Lana- Clark! What are you doing?

Clark- Oh, hey Lana *kisses Lois*

Lana- How could you do that?

Clark- Well, since you dumped me by video a few months ago I figured I was a free man..I love Lois now so get over it!

[27CDruid]

Clark: If you want me and my kisses in the night babe, JUMP

Lois, Lana, Chloe: JUMP!!!!

Clark: For my love!

[harryandginnyfanatic]

Lex: Chloe, I love you. Don't marry Jimmy. Marry me.

Camera Guy: [to Doomsday]: Ring that bell.

[stenochick]

Based solely on the teaser from last week, I want someone...anyone...to comment on Lana's awful hair. The fact that I am a dude and I notice how bad it looks should tell you something. I would even settle for Doomsday pausing during the fight as he sees her with a flummoxed/disgusted look on his face.

:rotfl:

Her hair was awful. Why couldn't they just let her wear her own beautiful short hair that frames her beautiful face. Is it a CW policy that female love interests must always have long hair?

[roccanater]

Chloiac: If we can sacrifice a human to Doomsday, he will leave us alone!
Lois: Hey Lana, come here for a second. I need to tell you something.
Lana: What, Lois? I'm right -- (Lois pushes her into Dooomsday's arms) AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Haha! That's awesome!

[Wildfire]

This is one thing that really SHOULD have been in there.

Extra wedding guest sees Doomday.

Extra: (SCREAMS) What the HELL is THAT!!!!!

It may be cliche but if you that wouldn't you!!!

[alejandrita439]

Camera Guy: [to Doomsday]: Ring that bell.
:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[maryjanewatson]

:rotfl:

Her hair was awful. Why couldn't they just let her wear her own beautiful short hair that frames her beautiful face. Is it a CW policy that female love interests must always have long hair?
actually, yes. ;)

well, for reals, maybe. I once met with a talent agent, and one thing she said was "Do you plan on cutting your hair?" (I said no) "Good. Don't." At the time (well, it still is) my hair was cut a lot like Lana's from the first 3 seasons(not b/c of lana, but b/c that's what looks good on me). So long hair must be a desirable trait.

[jesustlife]

Clark:Chloe's happy you are here. But I could've used some warning.

Lana: Sorry Clark, but they gave me a break down at the Street Fighter movie set, so..I came.....I...I always imagined a wedding here at the barn, but I took a more important role in it....

Clark: Maybe if I wiped out your memory too we could have been an item. Chloe doesn't remember my super powers. I think is for the best.

Lana: Clark if you had erased my memories of you, I could never forgive you for that.

Clark: Lana, if I wipe out your memory, you wouldn't even remember, so you couldn't possibly hold it against me. What you just said doesn't make any sense at all. You're still as dumb as always.

Lana: I guess it was a mistake to come here. I should go.

Clark: Yes, go. The camera is down stairs if you wanna tape a good bye video, oh and .....say hi to Blanka for me.

(Lana is already downstairs, about to exit the barn.)

Clark: Oh, and Lana...

Lana: Yes Clark..

Clark: Tell Ken he's the best. Ryu sucks. Oh...oh.....did you learn how to do the super speed kick???

[27CDruid]

Clark: Tell Ken he's the best. Ryu sucks.

BLASPHEMY!!!

[LCforever]

Clark: Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo dooo..
Lois: What are you doing, Clark?
Clark: And I just can't pull myself away....
Lois: SMALLVILLE!
Clark: I just can't stop, I just can't stop, I just can't stop!
Lois: Well, if you want it that badly.. *goes and kisses him*.
Clark: CLOSER...CLOSER...



(haha sorry guys.. they play this song on the radio too much..and it's in my head!!)