Quotes you wished were in Bloodline

[LCforever]

Thought I would start up this thread since I love it soo much!

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Clark: Lois stop! We can't get it on on top of a firetruck!
Lois: Lois can't hear you! :lol:

[BadaBingBadaBoomsday]

The above with a slight mod

Clark: Lois stop! We can't get it on on top of a firetruck!
Lois: Lois says why not!

:lol:

[Alexander III]

Kara: Remember me Clark?
Clark: Nope
Kara: agrrrr..........

[jimmyolsenblues]

Bruce Wayne: "Hello"
Clark: "Hello"

I wish every episode for this.

[tbird4u]

When the faora comes out of lois and she falls on top of clark Lois: Uh smallville Clark: Lois are you okay Lois:Um yeah, Clark I know some like it ruff but this is a little much no? Clark: I.....I..I, Welcome back Lois

[FlashInSV]

(upon arriving in the Phantom Zone and meeting Kara)
Clark:...KARA???!!!
Kara: Surprised to see me old cousin?
Clark: Well..yeah. How did we get here?
Kara: Well, since you've made no effort whatsoever to come for me, I decided to bring you to me.
Clark: *gulps uncertainly* You know, Kara, I was very preoccupied with...stuff.
Kara: I'm sure zipping up Lois' dress kept you quite busy.
Clark: *suprised* How did you..?

[justme_007]

At the daily planet

// LOIS: You know, chloe, now i´m the star reporter of the daily planet
CHLOE: You can be whatever you think you are, but i am the best reporter. You know it, Clark knows it, smallville knows it, by the way so does metropolis... hahaha
LOIS: You lie so well, chloe.... but it´s a joke right??
CHLOE: Not a joke. True is painful, right... //

At the Phantom Zone
//KARA: Clark!!!
CLARK: Do i Know you?
KARA: OMG!!! I can´t be believe we are family //

[Majin Lu]

Clark's House...

Lois: I'm going to Gotham after Cloe's marriage...

Clark: Gotham?

Lois: *nod* Work. And I have a friend... I miss him *smiles*

Clark: Friend? *jealousy level 99999* I will kill him! Who's him?

Lois: Bruc...

*knock at the door, postman, packcage, cristal, Phantom Zone*

*****************

Lois making Clark jealous... purposely XDDDDDDD Clois *-*

[Tompouce]

Clark to Lois : I want to be your fiancé (it is just to hear him tell this last word !)

[ClarkyBoy14]

Kara: So, Clark, I was missing for six months and how many times did you try to find me?!

[Tompouce]

Kara: So, Clark, I was missing for six months and how many times did you try to find me?!
:rotfl:

[justme_007]

Kara: So, Clark, I was missing for six months and how many times did you try to find me?!

:D good one!

[LCforever]

(After waking up through all the PZ and Faora manifestation)

Lois: What the? Where am I?
Clark: You've been through a lot in the past day.
Lois: Why do I always wake up at the farm? Oww..why am I so sore..
Clark: Lois, I can explain.
Lois: Uh....Clark....did we...you know.....;)
Clark: ............

[Aloof]

Kara: You FORGOT about me?!

[thehenry89]

Lois: Clark how would you feel about a quic roll in ze hay?

Clark: What....

*Lois jumps into a hay bale*

Lois: Roll, roll, roll in ze hay.

[FinnHarp]

In the phantom Zone

Clark: Hey Lois, does that blonde girl over there look familiar?

Lois: Yeah she kind of does, I can't think who it is though...

Clark: (jumping up and down) Ooh Ooh Lois I know who she is!! She was on that Instant Star programme!!! Gosh I loved that show. I wonder if she's nice in real life. I'm going to ask for a picture!!

Lois: Maybe you should leave her alone, I mean she's in the Phantom Zone, she's probably here looking for a bit of peace and quiet. Just leave it.

Clark: Aaaaaah but I WANT A PICTURE!!!

Lois: SMALLVILLE!!! What did I tell you about using your indoor voice?

Clark: but we're outside??

Lois: Oh so we're answering back now are we? When we get back to the farm it's naughty step for you!!

Clark: But Looooois!!! Jimmy was gonna bring his lego over and we wear going to build a giant spaceship!!!

Lois: Seriously, no wonder Lana dumped your ass. You know you're lucky your hot cuz otherwise I wouldn't even bother.


I got carried away there... what was this thread about again?

[kp1984]

Oliver: wow your cousin hot

[green_arrow_girl358]

ollie: sorry they didn't have any "welcome back to earth" cards, however i did buy this great "hope you get back from the phantom zone soon" card. i just couldn't figure out how to send it.

clark: just forward it through chloiac

[ScooterKalEl]

[quote=LCforever;4135831]Thought I would start up this thread since I love it soo much!

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Clark: There is no messing with Lois and Clark...unless Lana comes back.
Lois: If you still are hung up over Lana, then I am going back to Ollie. :cool:

[Kel-El09]

Lois: Clark how would you feel about a quic roll in ze hay?

Clark: What....

*Lois jumps into a hay bale*

Lois: Roll, roll, roll in ze hay.

I don't really know what that was about, but for some reason, I could not stop laughing!!!!:rotfl:

[madcatlady]

Lois: You have a package from Ma Kent?

Clark: Who?

Lois: You know, the woman who raised you?

Clark: Oh yeah...she made pies...didn't I have a cousin too?

[krpto]

Lois wakes up in the phantom Zone.

Lois:What in the?
Clark: Lois I can explain
Lois: Looks like we're not in kansas anymore toto.

[shiny]

GA: You will be paralyzed for a couple of minutes and then be back to your normal self (or something like that)
TM (thinking): Why am I so stupid? I know this guy is Oliver Queen....

[BadaBingBadaBoomsday]

As Lois straddles Clark on top of the fire brigade
<SUCH top p Fire the of on Clark word, wrong Brigade< brigade<SUCH fire ontop>
Faora:I can feel you have feelings for this woman Lois
Clark:UUHH...*goes bright red*

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I could have used a better word than straddles

[Sweetie]

Lois:Wow,my butt is SO firmed!Hey,Smallville feel this?

Clark:What?

Lois:I want a second opinion,touch my butt.

Clark:No,Lois!

Lois:Oh,come on!!!Look just...GRAB IT ALREADY!!!

Clark:It's out of the question.

Lois:GRAB MY BUTT!!!

[skylar]

Kara: So, Clark, I was missing for six months and how many times did you try to find me?!

So true!!!!

[Alexander III]

Ollie: Hi
Kara: Hi
Ollie: You're Clark's cousin rite?
Kara: Ya...
Ollie: Wow I didn't know his cousin is THAT hot!
Kara: I know eh

Then they'd make out
Few minutes after...

Ollie: Hey I'm going to have a world tour, stopping at France, Italy, Paris, u wanna tag along?
Kara: Sure! How am I going to tell Clark about this?
Ollie: Just say u're away to find your whatever Krypton planet
Kara: ummm, Kandor? Ok, that'd work!
Ollie: Alrite!
Kara: I'll go tell Clark now!

[Billy Jor-El]

I don't really know what that was about, but for some reason, I could not stop laughing!!!!:rotfl:

Mel Brooks "Young Frankenstein"

Meanwhile.....

Ollie to Chloe: "Uh, Chloe, maybe I could spear a few fish? I hear it's good for your eyes...."

[Clark-Lois]

When Clark and Lois are in the Phantom Zone and Lois is sure they are going to die (right before Kara knocks her unconscious)

Lois: Clark, there's something i have to tell you before it's too late. I was lying about lying. I do love you.

[kris10]

[quote=LCforever;4135831]Thought I would start up this thread since I love it soo much!

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Clark: There is no messing with Lois and Clark...unless Lana comes back.
Lois: If you still are hung up over Lana, then I am going back to Ollie. :cool:
:rotfl:

[Welling_is_pretty]

Ollie: "Chloe?"
Chloe/Brainiac: "It's Brainiac, stupid!" *shoves him away with one hand*

Ollie to Chloe: "Oracle?"
;)

Tess to Lois/Faora: "I love your hair!" (cause c'mon Lois had truly gorgeous hair as Faora!)
Lois/Faora: "I love your hair too!"

Clark to Ollie: "Glad to see everyone has a key to this place."
Ollie: "Oh yeah. Copies were made a long time ago and passed out like party favors. But at least your home doesn't get invaded quite as much as the Luthor Mansion. Man, their security over there is pretty much non-existant! You'd think Mercy would have learned from Lex's mistakes!"

[virginie]

When Clark and Lois are in the Phantom Zone and Lois is sure they are going to die (right before Kara knocks her unconscious)

Lois: Clark, there's something i have to tell you before it's too late. I was lying about lying. I do love you.


OMG it would have been awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D:D:D

[clarkbunny]

Everytime I see Clark grab the dirt and realise he's in the PZ AGAIN, I can't help but think of him saying

Clark: What the.....is it groundhog day??

:rotfl:

[Fallen One]

Everytime I see Clark grab the dirt and realise he's in the PZ AGAIN, I can't help but think of him saying

Clark: What the.....is it groundhog day??

:rotfl:

When he grabs that dirt I laugh everytime. He looks so pissed. He grabbed that dirt like with mad fustration.

[Wicked Lois]

Ollie: Hi
Kara: Hi
Ollie: You're Clark's cousin rite?
Kara: Ya...
Ollie: Wow I didn't know his cousin is THAT hot!
Kara: I know eh

Then they'd make out
Few minutes after...

Ollie: Hey I'm going to have a world tour, stopping at France, Italy, Paris, u wanna tag along?
Kara: Sure! How am I going to tell Clark about this?
Ollie: Just say u're away to find your whatever Krypton planet
Kara: ummm, Kandor? Ok, that'd work!
Ollie: Alrite!
Kara: I'll go tell Clark now!
:rotfl::rotfl:

whats with the canadian accent?

[FinnHarp]

Tess to Lois/Faora: "I love your hair!" (cause c'mon Lois had truly gorgeous hair as Faora!)
Lois/Faora: "I love your hair too!"



Tess: Really, cuz I didn't have a lot of time this morning to fix it, I've been so busy being evil lately that I just can't find the time. I just throw it up whatever way.

Lois/Faora: Oh tell me about it, I'm exactly the same, between escaping the phantom zone and tracking down my long lost made in a test tube baby son I just don't have any me time, you know.

Tess: Well you'd never guess it because your hair is fab!!! I love the curls, are they natural?

Lois/Faora: Ha!! I wish.

Tess: No way, I don't believe you, I'm always trying to get a nice curl in and I've tried I don't know how many different techniques but they always look rubbish so I end up straightening them. What's your secret?

Lois/Faora: Well what I do is I just blast my hair with the hair dryer and then I use some strong hold wet look moose to just pull the curls together, and here's the science bit...concentrate, i only put the moose around the ends.

Tess: Wow. Hey what are you doing after this?

Lois/Faora: Well I was planning on tracking down this Chloe Sullivan and then stabbing my long lost made in a test tube baby son throught the chest with an iron bar so he can become the ultimate killing machine and destroy all human kind so we can take this planet as our own. Why? What were you thinking?

Tess: Well I was going to suggest we go back to mine, open a bottle of wine and share more hair tips.

Lois/Faora: Oooooh tempting but I do have a lot of evil stuff to be doing....

Tess: Did I mention that I just got Kung Foo Panda on dvd???

Lois/Faora: NO WAY!!! I love that movie, it's awesome!!

Tess: "there is no charge for awesomness!!!"

Lois/Faora: ahahhahahahaha that's the best bit.

Tess: C'mon your long lost made in a test tube baby son has waited this long to be stabbed in the chest with an iron bar so he could become the ultimate killing machine and destroy all human kind so you can take this planet for your own, surely a few more hours won't kill him???

Lois/Faora: You know what, you're right!!! Let's go. I love that shade of red by the way, is it natural.

Tess: Nope, out of a bottle.

Lois/Faora: Shut up it looks so real.

They exit with Let's Get The Party Started by Pink playing in the background.

The End

[alejandrita439]

^
hahahahahahaha
:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[devilneedsaride]

Lois(upon waking up on top of Clark on a crushed car): Is that a gear shift through your torso or are you happy to be under me?
Clark: Uhh, definitely a gear shift. Oh. The pain.

[LCforever]

Lois: Hey Clark, why do you always wear that dumb red jacket?
Clark: It makes me feel special.
Lois: What's the crystal for?
Clark: I dunno it looks like the key to the fortress. I mean..
Lois: What fortress?
Clark: Hey Lois, you look so cute today.
Lois: Really? Thanks. Don't I always?
Clark: Yes, in fact, let me go check you out out here in the living room.
Lois: What about your crystal?
Clark: Who cares? It's not every day you decide to move in. I want to welcome you back the right way.
Lois: And how's that?
Clark: Let's go burn all of my old clothes!
Lois: GREAT IDEA! Save some of your plaid for me though. We may need it after we take a shower... I mean.. after I take a shower...:p

[BadaBingBadaBoomsday]

Tess: Really, cuz I didn't have a lot of time this morning to fix it, I've been so busy being evil lately that I just can't find the time. I just throw it up whatever way.

Lois/Faora: Oh tell me about it, I'm exactly the same, between escaping the phantom zone and tracking down my long lost made in a test tube baby son I just don't have any me time, you know.

Tess: Well you'd never guess it because your hair is fab!!! I love the curls, are they natural?

Lois/Faora: Ha!! I wish.

Tess: No way, I don't believe you, I'm always trying to get a nice curl in and I've tried I don't know how many different techniques but they always look rubbish so I end up straightening them. What's your secret?

Lois/Faora: Well what I do is I just blast my hair with the hair dryer and then I use some strong hold wet look moose to just pull the curls together, and here's the science bit...concentrate, i only put the moose around the ends.

Tess: Wow. Hey what are you doing after this?

Lois/Faora: Well I was planning on tracking down this Chloe Sullivan and then stabbing my long lost made in a test tube baby son throught the chest with an iron bar so he can become the ultimate killing machine and destroy all human kind so we can take this planet as our own. Why? What were you thinking?

Tess: Well I was going to suggest we go back to mine, open a bottle of wine and share more hair tips.

Lois/Faora: Oooooh tempting but I do have a lot of evil stuff to be doing....

Tess: Did I mention that I just got Kung Foo Panda on dvd???

Lois/Faora: NO WAY!!! I love that movie, it's awesome!!

Tess: "there is no charge for awesomness!!!"

Lois/Faora: ahahhahahahaha that's the best bit.

Tess: C'mon your long lost made in a test tube baby son has waited this long to be stabbed in the chest with an iron bar so he could become the ultimate killing machine and destroy all human kind so you can take this planet for your own, surely a few more hours won't kill him???

Lois/Faora: You know what, you're right!!! Let's go. I love that shade of red by the way, is it natural.

Tess: Nope, out of a bottle.

Lois/Faora: Shut up it looks so real.

They exit with Let's Get The Party Started by Pink playing in the background.

The End

Unbelievable, the things that go on in a womans head, just when I thought I knew what did. Isn't it amazing that sixth sense women have, they can look at somebody and know straight away what they're thinking of. I will never look at Tess again in the same light, when after all that looking mean, all she is thinking about is her hair!

[FinnHarp]

Unbelievable, the things that go on in a womans head, just when I thought I knew what did. Isn't it amazing that sixth sense women have, they can look at somebody and know straight away what they're thinking of. I will never look at Tess again in the same light, when after all that looking mean, all she is thinking about is her hair!


Well you see while most men are motivated by the desire for power or to be biggest or the baddest the female mind is a far more complicated thing. Does Tess want all the power and the glory? Hell yeah!! But where does it say that she can't look good while she gets it. I mean Lex didn't loose his hair in the meteor shower, he was too lazy to have to look after it while he was trying to be evil. Men can't multi-task.

[BadaBingBadaBoomsday]

Well you see while most men are motivated by the desire for power or to be biggest or the baddest the female mind is a far more complicated thing. Does Tess want all the power and the glory? Hell yeah!! But where does it say that she can't look good while she gets it. I mean Lex didn't loose his hair in the meteor shower, he was too lazy to have to look after it while he was trying to be evil. Men can't multi-task.

My sixth sense says that your a woman. Or there you go just checked and you are. And to top it all I actually think your serious.:lol:

Although, hearing you say he lost his hair because he didn't look after it is a relief, I was expecting you to go into a long winded spiel, on how he was washing it at the wrong temp, drying it at the wrong temp and not using a diffuser, or he was even using the wrong shampoo, never mind not using conditioner afterwards.*breath*

Im only messing, don't take it too serious I hope.:)

[FinnHarp]

I'm never serious about anything ;)

[BadaBingBadaBoomsday]

Anything or everything?

[FinnHarp]

potato po-tah-toe

[BadaBingBadaBoomsday]

I thought i would have received an angry response?

[FinnHarp]

Why? :confused:

[BadaBingBadaBoomsday]

Did you read my reply at all?

Just, the things I said, I dunno, they sounded a bit offensive towards you, I thought maybe I was bashing the things you love to do, I was sort of ducking behind my screen when I submitted it. Im a bit stumped by your replies as if you approve? Do you? I dunno whats going on here. You have confused the hell out of me for sure.

Any chance of one of what Shelby loves best. :D:D

[FinnHarp]

OK well my first post was a response to what someone else posted about Lois' hair. I thought it was funny and I thought I'd continue the conversation as Tess and Lois have somewhat similar hair. Then I just went off on one about Kung Fu Panda and what not.
Then you replied about me being a woman which I think was pretty obvious because a boy wouldn't be able to write all that stuff about hair. The bit about lex being bald because he couldn't multi task was a joke and then you confused me and here we are, both confused together.