Quotes from "Bloodline"

[Routh]

Lois: We are not on Earth.

Discuss quotes!

[jimmyolsenblues]

This is our delorian?

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"do i tell you hot to shoot your arrows" <--made me literally laugh out loud.
funniest line of the season hands down.

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"nobody is going to mess with Lois and Clark".

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"that what kills you makes you stronger"

(alot of great lines tonight)

[1000GreenSun]

Ollie: Sorry, but Halmark didn't have any 'Welcome Back to Earth' cards

Clark: Ollie, nice to see everyone has a key to this place.

[Karafan1]

Lois/Faora-"This will do"

[Smallville6]

Lois to Clark: "The worst that could happen is me seeing you in your Snoopy boxers"
I know it's not exact, but I laughed out loud at that!:rotfl:

[SuperFan85]

Faora telling Davis something to the effect of "You are destined to be Earth's destroyer."
and Davis is like, "Um, I drive an ambulance..." LOL

[ClarkyBoy14]

Faora: It's OK, my son. Mother is here. The look on Davis's face was hilarious. He was like, "WTF is Lois on?!"

Faora: That which kills you makes you stronger.

Ollie: The Phantom Zone? Who comes up with these names?

[green_arrow_girl358]

kara: i'm off to find kandor!!! (flies off all heroic)
when did they come into this?!?!?!?-prob when braniac came back right?

[WickedJenn]

Lois: "...seeing you in your Snoopy boxers?"

Clark: "No one messes with Lois and Clark."

Lois: "This is our Delorian?"

Oliver's line to Tess when he was the GA, right before he left the room, damn I forget what it was.

[individuall]

Lois/Faora: "Not my first choice, but surprisingly flexible"...LOL..

Lucky Clark ;)

[skylar]

Lois to Clark: "The worst that could happen is me seeing you in your Snoopy boxers"
I know it's not exact, but I laughed out loud at that!:rotfl:


That was a good one by Lois

[tibbit78]

Clark: No one messes with Lois and Clark.

[TWLOVER03]

Clark: No one messes with Lois and Clark.

IMO the best one tonight

[pizzahead2490]

tess:" i cant imagine a little lois running around"
this line is proberly not exact

clark"no one messes with lois and clark"
lois:" they better not"

feaora: " you have feelings for this creature"

[Blue Orange NY]

too many great quotes in this epi

[zorasuperman]

kara lecturing superman

clark: I miss these lectures.
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kara: but lois is stronger. she can handle it. and you know it too otherwise you wouldn't let her be around you..

**sorry if i cant repeat verbadum***

[Tatiana]

I really loved "no one is going to mess with Lois and Clark" hehe gave me goosebumps
Also loved "that which kills you makes you stronger"

I feel both of those lines made clear statements of what the future brings for Smallville and of course respecting the mythology

[IvanDA]

Lois: Just like old times. You, me, Guitar Hero Weekends. I'm moving in.
Clark: Really? You didn't like it here remember?. The rooster woke you up every morning.
Lois : Yea but at least the rooster only crowed once. Try sharing walls with pre-wedding Chloe and Jimmy.

That was hilarious :rotfl::lol:

[tibbit78]

IMO the best one tonight



Thanks, TWlover03. Pizzahead2490, I love your avatar. Did you draw your avatar of Clark, and if so, you are very talented.

[individuall]

Lois: Just like old times. You, me, Guitar Hero Weekends. I'm moving in.
Clark: Really? You didn't like it here remember?. The rooster woke you up every morning.
Lois : Yea but at least the rooster only crowed once. Try sharing walls with pre-wedding Chloe and Jimmy.

That was hilarious :rotfl::lol:

I'm going to add on to yours real quick...

Clark: I didn't need to know that.

LOL

[IvanDA]

Lol, individuall. That was funny.

[pizzahead2490]

Thanks, TWlover03. Pizzahead2490, I love your avatar. Did you draw your avatar of Clark, and if so, you are very talented.

i got my avatar from someone on this site. i dont remmber that person name but that person is the real talent.:D

[WickedJenn]

Oh I remember another one:

Chloe: "I don't tell you how to shoot your arrows."

[tibbit78]

i got my avatar from someone on this site. i dont remmber that person name but that person is the real talent.:D



Thanks, Pizzahead. That person is really talented. I wish I could draw like that.

[txluvstom]

Lois...."Tess gave me a raise. Clark...."Why would she do that?" Lois...."It's me....hello."

[pizzahead2490]

Lois...."Tess gave me a raise. Clark...."Why would she do that?" Lois...."It's me....hello."

lol. that one was funny:lol:

[loliverlover]

^^yeah hilarious

[Who]

Clark "Brainiac is inside Chloe"
Ollie "Haven't you done anything about it."
Clark "Well I've tried talking to her."

Talking? Really Clark! What?!! That's it?

To quote Flander's Beatnik parents "We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas."

[mrsgsmr]

Davis to Chloe: I feel like I just fell out of the sky...

[Aloof]

Lois...."Tess gave me a raise. Clark...."Why would she do that?" Lois...."It's me....hello."

That was great! And the "shooting your arrows" quote was great too. :D

[Karafan1]

"No one messes with Lois and Clark" I love that line..

[kaam]

Oliver's line to Tess when he was the GA, right before he left the room, damn I forget what it was.

Oliver: "Thank you, I'll see myself out."

:D

[yosemiteangel]

Clark: "Noone messes with lois and clark."
Lois:"They better not."

Absolute favorite line of the episode. Total goosebumps, and a little Squee!

[Chloe>All]

Forgive me if the quote is not exact.

GA to Tess: "Don't worry. You can't move right now, but in a few minutes you'll be back to your peachy old self."

[Angel of Mercy]

CK: No one messes with Lois & Clark

Faeora: You have feelings for this creature I inhabit. Like father like son.

Ollies description of Chloe shoving him was great too, "with one hand, mind you".

[Gbah]

"No one messes withe Lois & Clark"

WEEEEE :D

[kryptonaidxh]

Clark: No one messes with Lois and Clark.

:Dmy favoite one too!:D, Indeed, no one can mess with Lois and Clark!:D

[All about Clark]

1) Clark: No one messes with Lois and Clark

2) Chloe: I don't tell you how to shoot your arrows.

3) Ollie: Sorry, Hallmark doesn't have a welcome back to Earth card.

4) Faora: You have feelings for this creature, like father like son.

[DGirlLois4Clark]

Lois/Faora: "Not my first choice, but surprisingly flexible"...LOL..

Lucky Clark ;)

That comment made me LOL. Lucky Clark indeed:p

[WalkinDude]

One of my favorites was when Chloe showed Oliver the crystal and Oliver's like-

"When it comes to clark's...that..I steer clear" Maybe not exact, but I laughed on that one.

[SparkleforSmallville]

Clark's holding the glowing FOS Crystal:

Lois: "At least it came with batteries". LOL

So many great Quotes!:)

[FlashInSV]

Chloe to Ollie "Do I tell you how to shoot your arrows?"
Also, Clark's "You're my home" to Kara. SO SWEET!!
Lois "At least it came with batteries"
Chloe's "I see you've snuck something through customs'" haha, so funny!
And of course, who could leave out the "No one's gonna mess with Lois and Clark"

[tibbit78]

:Dmy favoite one too!:D, Indeed, no one can mess with Lois and Clark!:D



Thanks, Kryptonaidxh, for giving me the credit with that quote. I can't believe how many people on Kryptonsite love that quote! Even on other Smallville sites, everyone's talking about Clark's line: "No one messes with Lois & Clark." That line in Smallville will go down into Superman history.

[Iluvgreen]

Lois- "I just went to see Tess She gave me a raise."
Clark- "Why would she give you a raise?"
Lois- "Cuz its me. Hello!"
:rotfl:

Oliver- "Her eyes went white and she pushed me, with one hand mind you, in to the next room. Yeah Clark, what happened to her?" :lol: that was great.

The line when Tess was talking about Lois to Clark was really funny but i cant remember it verbatum.

Oliver- "thank you. Ill see myself out."

Actually every single line of Oliver's was freakin awsome. he had the best ones. Well Lois had some funny ones.

Kara- "I see you're getting cold feet, and you havent even set foot in the arctic."

I missed Kara.

[kookykrumbs]

Kara - "how many innocent lives is she worth to you?" - About Lois to Clark. I wish we had gotten an answer, but i have a feeling even Clark's not sure of the answer. It might be a foreshadowing as well. Clark in the future might have to choose between Lois and innocent people. hmm...

[Super Maverick]

"Hallmark didn't have any "Welcome Back to Earth" cards, so..." Oliver Queen

[lifelovedestiny]

Lois: Because it's me, Hel-lo!

That is SO Lois!!

[rej@ne]

CK: "No one messes with Lois and Clark right?"

that was my favorite but this episode was full of great quotes like all the others above!!!

[minerva73]

I liked this confrontation in the beginning of the episode.

Chloe: Clark's the copy boy in your newspaper. What would he want with a supercomputer?
Tess: More importantly, what do you want with Clark Kent? Look at you, so eager to cover his tracks. Blind loyalty can be dangerous, Chloe.
Chloe: That means a lot coming from the protege of Lex Luthor. *nods*

I also loved some of Lois' lines in the PZ like:

Lois: How many spaceships does a girl need to stumble upon to convince you that we are living among aliens?! Clark! We've been abducted!

Lois: We're not fine! We're standing on our graves! We're gonna die! Us together! No more farmhouse, no more Daily Planet!
Clark: Listen to me! Listen to me. No one's gonna mess with Lois and Clark. Right?
Lois: They better not.
(even though the last two lines by Lois and Clark have been posted here)

[BWOracle]

Ollie: "So who does this machine belong to."

Chloe: "Tess Mercer."

Ollie: "Mercy? Why didn't you just say so?"

I also loved Lois' line about "It's me...hello" more for the way ED delivered it than anything else.

[svtwamedfan05]

Clark: Listen to me. NO ONE is going to mess with Lois and Clark. Right?
Lois: THEY better not

Faora: You have feelings for this creature I inhabit.

Kara: Lois can handle it. She's tough and strong. You wouldn't have let her get so close if you didn't think so too

[kryptonaidxh]

Faora (to Clark): "you have feelings for this crature I inhabit" (refering to Lois):D

Clark has deep ans strong feelings for Lois!, and even the zooners can feel it!:D

[alejandrita439]

Clark: No one messes with Lois and Clark
Lois: They better not

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Lois: At least it came with batteries

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Chloe: I don't tell you how to shoot your arrows.

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Ollie: Sorry, Hallmark doesn't have a welcome back to Earth card.

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Faora: You have feelings for this creature, like father like son.

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Clark (to Kara): You're my home

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Lois: I just went to see Tess She gave me a raise
Clark: Why would she give you a raise?
Lois: Cuz its me. Hello!

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Lois: ... in your Snoopy Boxers!

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:):)

[pjack]

Thanks, Pizzahead. That person is really talented. I wish I could draw like that.

That looks like a filter in Photoshop. You can do that. Not too hard. Can make it look like drawing, paintings etc.

Anyway,
Ollie: Halmark didn't have any welcome back to earth cards.
Clark to Ollie: Its nice to see everyone has a key to this place.

[AgentChaos]

Lois: Because it's me, Hel-lo!

That is SO Lois!!

And so unbelievably arrogant as well.

[ClarkyBoy14]

So many great quotes in this episode! :D

Caroline Dries more than made up for "Sleeper."

[old guy]

"Hallmark didn't have any "Welcome Back to Earth" cards, so..." Oliver Queen

That one really cracked me up!:rotfl:

[Shaftell]

This episode had some funny quotes!

[claudiss]

Ollie: "Mercy? Why didn't you just say so?" xD

Chloe: Do I tell you how to shoot your arrows?, I don´t think so, stay back.
loved Ollie´s face after that.

Ollie: Sorry, Hallmark doesn't have a welcome back to Earth card.

[Clark-Lois]

I like all the Clois quotes

Clark: No One Messes with Lois and Clar
Lois: They Better Not

Lois: I just came from Tess. I got a raise.
Clark: Why would she give you a raise?
Lois: Because I'm me, Hello."

Faora: You have feelings for this creature, like father like son. (is she referring to when Jor-El came to earth and had an affair with Lana's so many greats aunt or grandmother? the episode where clark and lana figure this out. the one where clark pretends to be the Jor-El and frightens the mayor. Lara was a kryptonian so Faora couldn't haven been referring to her.)

[drcutie8928]

I'm going to add on to yours real quick...

Clark: I didn't need to know that.

LOL

....Yeah that was a real funny one. LOL.

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Lois/Faora: (To Clark) "You have feeling for this creature I inhabit"

[ClLaLeChFAN01]

My favorite line is from Lois, "Clark we've been abducted." I laughed out loud when she said that one!!!

I have a question...

What did Lois say after Clark asked, "Do you think it is a good idea that we live and work together?" I couldnt make it out. Thanks!

[jwm]

What did Lois say after Clark asked, "Do you think it is a good idea that we live and work together?" I couldnt make it out. Thanks!"Car pooler's dream." I believe.

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[Welling_is_pretty]

Ollie: Sorry, but Halmark didn't have any 'Welcome Back to Earth' cards

Clark: Ollie, nice to see everyone has a key to this place.
Both terrific lines! Clark sounded so snarky with his, nice to see that again (he usually only gets that way with Lois).

And yeah, the raise line and Lois' "it's me, hello!" (that was Lois in a nutshell, right there) was great.

[DontCha]

Favorite 6 lines 1 being the best:

6. "Do I tell you how to shoot arrows!?" - Chloe
5. "I cant imagine a little Lois running around" *Tess looking around the floor lol*
4. "not my first choice but surprisingly felixible" - Faora/Lois
3. "Come on whats the worst that could happen, I'd catch you in your snoopy boxers?" *lois glances down then quickly changes the subject*
2. "You have FEELINGS for this creature I inhabit" - faora/Lois
1. "I was your knight in shining armour?" *clarks face lights up*

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Oh and just for a laugh

"because i'm ME...hello?"

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Kara - "how many innocent lives is she worth to you?" - About Lois to Clark. I wish we had gotten an answer, but i have a feeling even Clark's not sure of the answer. It might be a foreshadowing as well. Clark in the future might have to choose between Lois and innocent people. hmm...


he didnt have to answer verbally, he was still determined to send her home no matter how many innocent lives were taken in the process.

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And so unbelievably arrogant as well.

hey being arrogant is better than killing people to save clark.:rolleyes:

[lrog127]

Oliver: "When it comes to Clark's *Gestures to Crystal* That...I steer clear."

Lois: "Because I'm me...Helloo..."

:lol:Both of these line were hilariously executed!:lol:
I loved IT!

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" No one messes with Lois and Clark"
Classic, Iconic, Brilliant, Perfect.:D
I know it's been said, but I just had to show my approval..This is exactly why you knew the writers were gonna go for a Clois storyline eventually, because there they said it. No one messes with Lois and CLark!

[Iluvgreen]

Chloe: "Faora. ring a bell. Strong, guick... hater of man."
:lol: :rotfl: Shes so funny.

[OneShotClois]

My favorite line is from Lois, "Clark we've been abducted." I laughed out loud when she said that one!!!

I agree. I was laughing so hard. Poor Lois.. :rotfl:

[KH628]

Lois: Because I'm me. Hel-lo!


Lois: Oh my god, Kara. They've abducted you too!


Ollie: Thank you, I'll see myself out.


Ollie: Phantom zone, huh? Seriously, who names these things?


Chloe: Do I tell you how to shoot your arrows? I don't think so!


Lois: At least it came with batteries.

ha:rotfl:haha...

[magoo]

"Lo-Bot!"

Saucy lol.

[Tompouce]

No one messes with Lois and Clark
And Clark when he told Chloe : I can handle Lois (something like that), sure he can:p

[Aldo]

Chloe: "Do I tell you how to shoot your arrows?"
Lois: "This is our DeLorean?!" (I did SOO LAUGH at that one:p)
Lois: "Because I'm me, HELLO!"
Kara: "See? Close to my Heart" (I love that scene, it's so heartbreaking seeing Supergirl saying goodbye, specially after reading LV's interview, whe she asked to the producers "if she would of have done it better?" or something along those lines.

[AgentChaos]

hey being arrogant is better than killing people to save clark.:rolleyes:

What does that have to do with anything? I just think arrogance is an unattractive personality trait.

[Clark/Lois-fan]

Lois: Because I'm me....hello :D

Clark to Lois: I was your knight in shining armour?

[ck123]

Lois:"Well at elast it came with batteries , Smallville just drop it !"
Kara:"i thought you were zoners , zoners kill"
Chloe:" Do i tell you how to use your arrows i dont think so"
Clark:"Kara what happened to you?"

Ck.