Quotes you wish were in "Identity"

[hanna1804]

The title says it all, so let's start the fun talk ;)

[Super Maverick]

LOIS: I'm taking my shirt off....

[FlashInSV]

(Let's pretend Lois saw Clark saving her and she knows all about his powers and stuff. Clark is still holding her after the rescue)

Lois: Smallville...
Clark: Lois, it's okay. You're going to be fine.
Lois: Yeah, but Clark..
Clark: I know, Lois, I know.
Lois: Uhhh..Clark, I appreciate the save and all, but-
Clark (softly): Lois, really, you don't have to thank me.
Lois: But can you please get your hands off me now?

[SupesComicFan]

Any quote at all that gets TW to take his shirt off. Yes, I am shallow today.

[geminis]

Lois and Clark together with mugger down for the count.

Lois: If only we had some handcuffs.
Clark: I have Jimmy's. He muttered something about them never getting to see use.
Lois: Is this a new side of Clark that I haven't seen before? Did you have plans?
Clark: *silence followed by stuttering* I was going to give them to Detective Jones, minus the plush.
Lois: Not a fan of pink, eh? Methinks somebody is protesting too much.
Clark: I wasn't. *sidelong glance at Lois*

[VAILIMA]

Lois:"Don't touch those"

Clark: "sorry"

[bizzaro93]

When Lois talks about a fortune teller telling her that her dream man flies a lot and wears tights, what episode does the fortune teller tell her that?

[Iolanthe]

When Lois talks about a fortune teller telling her that her dream man flies a lot and wears tights, what episode does the fortune teller tell her that?

I don't think that's been in an episode. They're just dropping an anvil as to the future Lois & Clark relationship.

[bizzaro93]

I don't think that's been in an episode. They're just dropping an anvil as to the future Lois & Clark relationship.

Thanks, I thought it was pretty cool when she said that.

[superpeon1]

"woof!"

[harryandginnyfanatic]

Lex: I came back for you, Chloe. Lets make out.

[oldblackmagick]

Chloe: Oh i so didn't mean to kill him...that's just so terrible. I might never feel good again...but with these 500 dollar black leather gloves I'm starting to think that evil might feel better.:p

[xrayvision]

Sebastian: Those black gloves!!! Lex?!?!!!

Chloe: Damn, you found out. I spend all that money & went through all that hassle for nothing. Now I have to kill you.

----- Added 48 Minutes later -----

[Clark stops Sebastian from killing Lois]

Clark: Are you alright Lois?

Lois: He's down? How?

Clark: I'll take that as a yes.

Lois: Hey, you always wear red & blue. What's with the gray?

Clark: I needed a change. You like it?

Lois: It makes you look fat.

Walt "Clyde" Frasier & Keith Hernandez: Oooh, rejected!!! No play for Mr. Gray.

[svtwamedfan05]

Oliver: So Clark when's the big day?
Clark: What big day?
Oliver: Come on Clark you know....
Clark: Ummm *starts thinking* oh that big day
Oliver: Yeah yours and Lois' wedding, when is it?
Clark: Ummm gotta go. *runs away*

Lois: Clark zip me up
Clark: ummm...Ok Clark jr. not now *zips up dress*
Lois: What was that Clark? *turns around*
Clark: *blushing* Umm nothing Lois

[Bre723]

Lex: I came back for you, Chloe. Lets make out.

hahahhaha, no thanks.

[geminis]

Oliver: So Clark when's the big day?
Clark: What big day?
Oliver: Come on Clark you know....
Clark: Ummm *starts thinking* oh that big day
Oliver: Yeah yours and Lois' wedding, when is it?
Clark: Ummm gotta go. *runs away*

Lois: Clark zip me up
Clark: ummm...Ok Clark jr. not now *zips up dress*
Lois: What was that Clark? *turns around*
Clark: *blushing* Umm nothing Lois


Niiiiiice.

Loving the undead Lois and Clark avi too. Happy Halloween!

[svtwamedfan05]

Lol, thank you Ann

[LCforever]

Clark: You sure you want to wear that dress on the date?
Lois: Why? Is there something wrong with the way I dress?
Clark: I think you might look too hot.
Lois: What?
Clark: I mean, you might be too cold.
Lois: I'm a big girl, Clark. I can take care of myself.
Clark: I know. So why are you going out on a date with this newbie anyway?
Lois: Well, generally when a guy likes a girl, he asks her out on a date... (puts her hand on Clark's chest)
Clark: (looks down at her hand) What if I asked you on a date? Would that mean I like you?
Lois: Uhhh.. yeah...??
Clark: Lois, will you go out with me because I don't want you to date that guy.
Lois: Why, do you like me? (gives him a seductive grin)
Clark: I.. I'm just so confused....because I saw your bra.. and you made me zip your dress.. and I'm having these weird feelings...
Lois: Calm down Clark... you sound like you've never liked anyone before.
Clark: It's been a long time.. will you hold me....??
Lois: Sure....(pulls him into an embrace)
Clark: Hey...so about this dress... I can just as easily get you out of it as fast as I got you into it. (gives her his most charming smile)
Lois: You are a weird one, Kent. Weird but cute! (Kisses him) :D

----- Added 22 Minutes later -----

Clark: (zips up Lois dress) Lois... I...
Lois: Shut up and kiss me!!

[Steve-El]

Jimmy: [sees hooded figure on roof] Is that Batman?

[Aloof]

Lex: I'm back!!!

[maryjanewatson]

Any quote at all that gets TW to take his shirt off. Yes, I am shallow today.

*Clark walks out into the sun and his muscles expand, ripping his shirt*

CLARK: Dang it, there goes another shirt. *rips it off completely*

there you go ;)

[stenochick]

I wish the dinner scene with Jimmy, Lois, and Clark was in Smallville instead of Offscreenville during the commercial break.

[Beauty_Karova]

Lois: Clark, you are the super-dude who saved me twice...Give me an interview!

[Dodge006]

Jimmy: [sees hooded figure on roof] Is that Batman?

Nice!



Lois: Can you zip me up?

Clark: (Uh oh!!!!)

Lois: Weird...the curtains just caught fire for no reason!

[stenochick]

Nice!



Lois: Can you zip me up?

Clark: (Uh oh!!!!)

Lois: Weird...the curtains just caught fire for no reason!

:rotfl:

[Sv.LoisLane]

*Clark walks out into the sun and his muscles expand, ripping his shirt*

CLARK: Dang it, there goes another shirt. *rips it off completely*

there you go ;)

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Well... that grey shirt he wore last night was almost close to end like that even without the sun. Too bad it didn't happen :(

[svtwamedfan05]

Clark: You sure you want to wear that dress on the date?
Lois: Why? Is there something wrong with the way I dress?
Clark: I think you might look too hot.
Lois: What?
Clark: I mean, you might be too cold.
Lois: I'm a big girl, Clark. I can take care of myself.
Clark: I know. So why are you going out on a date with this newbie anyway?
Lois: Well, generally when a guy likes a girl, he asks her out on a date... (puts her hand on Clark's chest)
Clark: (looks down at her hand) What if I asked you on a date? Would that mean I like you?
Lois: Uhhh.. yeah...??
Clark: Lois, will you go out with me because I don't want you to date that guy.
Lois: Why, do you like me? (gives him a seductive grin)
Clark: I.. I'm just so confused....because I saw your bra.. and you made me zip your dress.. and I'm having these weird feelings...
Lois: Calm down Clark... you sound like you've never liked anyone before.
Clark: It's been a long time.. will you hold me....??
Lois: Sure....(pulls him into an embrace)
Clark: Hey...so about this dress... I can just as easily get you out of it as fast as I got you into it. (gives her his most charming smile)
Lois: You are a weird one, Kent. Weird but cute! (Kisses him) :D

----- Added 22 Minutes later -----

Clark: (zips up Lois dress) Lois... I...
Lois: Shut up and kiss me!!

:rotfl: Loved all that

----- Added 32 Seconds later -----


Nice!



Lois: Can you zip me up?

Clark: (Uh oh!!!!)

Lois: Weird...the curtains just caught fire for no reason!

Lol, awesome

[zorasuperman]

lol thank you i wasnt the only one who thought of quagmire going gigiddy gigigddy

[maryjanewatson]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Well... that grey shirt he wore last night was almost close to end like that even without the sun. Too bad it didn't happen :(
that gray shirt was hot though! I don't know what it was about that shirt, but I was like "DAAAAAAANG!!!!!"

[FlashInSV]

I wish the dinner scene with Jimmy, Lois, and Clark was in Smallville instead of Offscreenville during the commercial break.

Oh, god, yeah, I'd love to see that too! I'd be awesome! :lol: :D

[Billy Jor-El]

Lex: Tess, I told you to run my company, not take over my house!! Where the hell is all my cognac?????

[xrayvision]

Lois: Look!! Up in the sky, it's the Color Blind Caper!!!!

[disciples of zod]

Jimmy: [sees hooded figure on roof] Is that Batman?

:lol:

[Welling_is_pretty]

Lois: "Can you zip me up?"
Clark: "Um, Lois?"
Lois: "Yeah?"
Clark: "I really like your dress."
Lois: "Thanks, Smallville."
Clark: "It's a very pretty red."
Lois: "Thanks."
Clark: "Can I borrow it?"
Lois: "Th--wait, what?"
Clark: "I really like it and red IS my color. I bet I'd look prettier than you would. So can I borrow it?"
Lois: "...."