Quotes from "Identity"

[Chlollie]

Quotes

[lovinredkclark]

lois ' i'm waiting for my cross dressing pilot to land'.

----- Added 15 Minutes later -----

clark 'sorry about your date. i heard it ended with a thud'.

[minerva73]

Quotes:

Tess (to Sebastian about his problem): "Well it sounds like you're in a bit of a quagmire."

Tess (about the hero that was captured on camera) : "It's mysterious, tantalizing, full of hope, and just a hint of danger."

Clark: What am I looking at?
Jimmy: Umm, it's a person.

Lois (to Sebastian about his problem): I know how to keep a secret.

Clark (about why he was the Good Samaritan): "Why is that? Because I buy girl scout cookies twice a year."

Lois (about the Good Samaritan saving her) : "As hard as it is to believe, I was saved twice in two days."

Clark (about his destiny): "But then I got to thinking, maybe my destiny is more than just saving people. Maybe it's to give people hope, something to believe in."

Clark (about Ollie protecting his secret) : "Don't ever wear that cape again. You looked ridiculous."

[green_arrow_girl358]

jimmy:sorry to pull you out of a closet you weren't even in , ck

[pjack]

Ollie: (to Clark) You have to get in the right frame of mnd to fly the friendly skies. Paraphrased

[lovinredkclark]

clark 'some friendly advice, dont ever wear that cape again.':rotfl:

[Lord Raiden]

Lois: "I won't stop until I get the first world exclusive interview."

That's all kinds of awesome.

[thehenry89]

Ollie: "what's there to complain about you got to make out with my girlfriend" :lol: best line of the episode.

[dru-zod2501]

Ollie: "what's there to complain about you got to make out with my girlfriend" :lol: best line of the episode.
damn you beat me:D

[ClarkyBoy14]

I loved Clark's comment on the cape. :lol:

Clark: (to Lois) So who's the unlucky guy?

[skylar]

Ollie: "what's there to complain about you got to make out with my girlfriend" :lol: best line of the episode.


Yeah that was good:lol:

[Jory]

Chrainiac to Sebastian: "Here, I'll show you."

[Carolina87]

Clark: (to Lois) So who's the unlucky guy?

that quote was soooo full of jealousy!! i mean clark practically had jealousy rays coming out of his eyes 0_0

[Kel-El09]

When clark's zipping up lois' dress...
Lois "Do you have a problem with the way I look"
Clark "GULP...No"

[smallvillefreak24]

lois is like a pitbull on a poodle- jimmy
and!
why because i buy girl scout cookies twice a year - clark the man kent

[Kel-El09]

Ollie: "what's there to complain about you got to make out with my girlfriend" :lol: best line of the episode.
Most definitely a great line!!

[ClarkyBoy14]

that quote was soooo full of jealousy!! i mean clark practically had jealousy rays coming out of his eyes 0_0

I know. :lol: It's so cute.

I also liked:

Tess: (To Sebastian) Don't EVER touch me again.

[OneShotClois]

Chrainiac to Sebastian: "Here, I'll show you."


I loved Clark's comment on the cape. :lol:

Clark: (to Lois) So who's the unlucky guy?


Ollie: "what's there to complain about you got to make out with my girlfriend" :lol: best line of the episode.


Lois: "I won't stop until I get the first world exclusive interview."

That's all kinds of awesome.


When clark's zipping up lois' dress...
Lois "Do you have a problem with the way I look"
Clark "GULP...No"

All these quotes were my favourite from the episode. I would post some myself but I'm not highly gifted in remembering what they said like you all are. :(

[geminis]

Oliver got lots of good stuff tonight!

re cape: I kind of liked it, sure helped with the aerodynamics. You should give it a try!

re flying: You have to get in the right frame of mind to fly the friendly skies.

re Lois: Clark, you made out with my girlfriend, man, what do you have to complain about?

Lois: I have a new mission in life...
Clark: I didn't know you had an old one.
Lois: ... I won't stop until I land the first world exclusive interview. Watch me!
Clark: Good luck with that.

and the chatter over Ollie in cape and outfit on top of the building and Clark listening intently:
"Up there in the sky!... Wow, oh wow! ... Man, that's wild!"

Sebastian: There she is, the legendary Lois Lane.

Lots more good stuff too.

[Who]

Clark (about his destiny): "But then I got to thinking, maybe my destiny is more than just saving people. Maybe it's to give people hope, something to believe in."

This was my favorite.

[number8]

Ollie to Clark: "You know my friends? Those who like to dress up and kick ass?"


why because i buy girl scout cookies twice a year - clark the man kent

Ha, that one was strangely hilarious.

[moviefan2k4]

One of my faves was from Oliver as well: "I could've been in Aruba right now; instead, I'm stuck on the roof with the two of you." :lol:

[NoSupeForYou]

Ollie: "The person I really am is Green Arrow."

Helps Clark to realize that underneath it all, he's Superman. He just doesn't have the name yet.

[Angel of Mercy]

Ollie: "The person I really am is Green Arrow."

Helps Clark to realize that underneath it all, he's Superman. He just doesn't have the name yet.
I totally agree. Ollie's been great to smacking Clark into the reality of who he is and embracing it.

[Chloe>All]

May not be exact

Lois: "I don't trust fortune tellers. The last one I went to told me I'd fall for a guy who flies a lot and wears tights."

[LoveHurts38]

May not be exact

Lois: "I don't trust fortune tellers. The last one I went to told me I'd fall for a guy who flies a lot and wears tights."


That's my favorite quote:D

[RPintorO]

"You made out with my girlfriend man, what did you have to complain about?"
This is funny s**t...

[stenochick]

"You made out with my girlfriend man, what did you have to complain about?"
This is funny s**t...

The funniest part of that line is Clark's response or lack thereof. TW does his best acting with no lines, just facial expressions. :)

[minerva73]

I loved Lois' remark to Jimmy in the beginning of the episode:

Lois: I write news stories, not fairytales. Especially ones about mythical saviors no one has ever seen.

I also liked:

Lois: Well without a photo, that story is about as relevant as a five part expose on the toothfairy.

[ClarksGal]

Ollie: "what's there to complain about you got to make out with my girlfriend" :lol: best line of the episode.

Great line, and perfectly delivered! :)

[legofreak]

"You made out with my girlfriend man, what did you have to complain about?"
This is funny s**t...

totally agree :rotfl:

[individuall]

Lois: (after the 'tights' line):..."So I'm just waiting for my cross dressing pilot to make his landing." :lol:

[geminis]

Ollie to Clark: "You know my friends? Those who like to dress up and kick ass?"



Ha, that one was strangely hilarious.

D' Oh, another Ollie line that I didn't have blazened on my memory!

[ShelbyKent]

"You made out with my girlfriend, man. What did you have to complain about?!??

"Still waiting for my cross-dresssing pilot to land...."

[FlashInSV]

(Not really a quote, but the entire scene of Clark hesitantly moving towards Lois to zip her up)

Also, Clark: "Do you always were so little on the first date?" Oh-oh-oh, I sense jealousy!

[Iluvgreen]

Oliver- "you know my frineds. the ones who like to wear costumes and kick ass."
That one ROCKED!!!!!!!

Jimmy- "You blurred hear didn't you!" :rotfl:

Lois- "If i would've told you my secret, it would've put you in harms way. It was for you're own safty."
Clark- "Thanks for looking out for me." :lol: this line made me laugh.

Oliver- "You made out with my girlfriend man. What did you have to complaine about!" :lol: :rotfl:

Chloe (to Clark)- "I don't feel good about hitting anyone. Even you."
Clark- "Don't worry. Someone's going to save me."

I pretty much like every single line. These were my favorite though.

[last man of krypton]

Clark: "We have to throw him off the trail."
< Jimmy walks in >
Jimmy: "You beat me here?"

Clark: Don't ever wear that cape again. It's MINE.
(Hey, I can dream, can't I?)

[lrog127]

Ollie: "what's there to complain about you got to make out with my girlfriend" :lol: best line of the episode.

:rotfl:loved it!

----- Added 7 Minutes later -----

Lois: I don't do too well with fortune tellers. The last one that I went to see told me that I was destined to fall for a guy who flies a lot and likes to wear tights. So, I'm just waiting for my cross-dressing pilot to make his landing...

*Great* I couldn't contain myself.:D

[disciples of zod]

idr this one verbatim, but the one when Clark told Ollie he didn't like the cape. HILARIOUS!!

:rotfl: i love superman references!!!!!!


~K

[SparkleforSmallville]

Soo many good lines!
Clark: "Oliver, I have no doubt, that your parents would be proud
of the person you've become." [He sounded just like Jonathan Kent]

About the Blur photo. Chloe to Clark: "It simply gives the World something
they desperately need...........a Hero!"
I love how AM delivered that line.

Clark's facial expressions, were "best quotes" without words.
My fav. was when he was watching the crowd notice the Superhero.

[Krypton_Vessel]

Chloe: You know, the human mind is simply a highly sophisticated computer. Download too much information, and it crashes.

[oqllcksmallville]

Lois - I write news stories not fairytales , especially ones about mythical saviors nobody's ever scene .

Lois - I knew I got a good lick in .

Jimmy - A few years ago I would have agreed with you , but you have to admit we both have seen our fair share of the bizzare and unexplained .

Jimmy [ about Lois ] - Not really , I mean she's a nay-sayer and non-believer ,she swears that it's her lightening fast reflexes that came to her rescue .

Jimmy - whatever you do , keep it on the down-low , cause if Lois get's wind of this , she's going to be all over it like a pit-bull on a poodle .

Lois - Are you on crack detective ?

Sebestien - Metropolis seems like a safe haven compared to some of the places i've covered .
Lois - Like where , the gates of hell ?

Tess - for a memory theif your own recall is suprisingly spotty .

Clark - We need to talk .
Chloe - About Jimmy's latest and greatest snapshot ?

Chloe - we live in difficult times and that picture doesn't reveal anything about Clark Kent , it simply gives the world something they desperately need right now . A hero .

Tess - Kent . You know , for a cub reporter but you seem to step into the lion's den quite often .

Tess - i'm not going to listen to some lectureon journalistic excelence for a reporter whose biggest byline concerned a kitten adoption fair .

Lois - the sparks were flying everywhere , i'm suprised the bull-pen didn't just burn right down .

Jimmy - CK , be prepared for your career to be launched into the stratisphere , your defenitley going to want the violin after you hear this .

Jimmy - Just because I take pictures for a living doesn't mean i dont know my way around a search engine .

Jimmy - You blurred over here , didn't you ?

Chloe - As much as i wish Clark could shatter land speed records , he's just a normal guy .

Oliver - You just have to get in the right frame of mind if your going to fly the friendly skies .

Sebestien - Clausterphobia's a ***** .

Sebestien - you want to hear about the last time i was in a big government facility , i think i was in high school , about as close to prison as it gets .

Lois - I don't do too well with fortune tellers , the last one i went to see told me that I was destined to fall for a guy who flies alot and likes to wear tights . So i'm just waiting for my cross-dressing pilot to make his landing .

Tess - Well , it sounds like your in a bit of a quigmire , especially in light of the fact that she's an overzelous newspaper reporter .

Oliver - Clark you made out with my girlfriend man , what'd you have to complain about ?

Jimmy - To think that I just about pulled you out a closet you weren't even in .

Clark - why is that ? , 'cause I buy girl-scout cookies twice a year ?

Lois - What's rare ? A pen that works in this place ?

Lois - My day's of covering yawner press-confrence's are all but over .

Ollie - Nice press , I Got to tell you though , i never realized how photogenic you were - as long as no one can see your face .

Ollie - you know my friends ? those who like to dress up and kiss ass ?

Ollie - Underneath it all , the person I really am is ; Green Arrow .

Ollie - Really ? I kind of liked it , it sure helped with the aerodynamics . You should give it a try .

Chloe - I know all about your ability to read people like brail .

[disciples of zod]

"the only hero i know wears green leather and plays with arrows." OMG, THAT WAS SO FUNNY.

"and i think he's hung up his bow." LMAO!! :rotfl:

~K

[oqllcksmallville]

^ LOL ,
that was good one . :lol:

[FinnHarp]

Hello :)

talking of facial expressions i loved chloes when she was supposed to be running clark over but he moved out of the way, especially when it looked as if she was going about 2miles per hour.

[NoSupeForYou]

Ollie - you know my friends ? those who like to dress up and kiss ass ?

Sometimes, things are just inadvertently funny.

This might have been a line about the girls on the plane that got cut from the script. :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Thanks for recapping all the great lines, though.

I think it was great when Clark asked Ollie if he was sober.

[mskingston]

Jimmy: You blurred over here, didn't you ?LOL. I think this was my personal favorite. When he said that, I totally laughed. Because it's true, Jimmy doesn't have a term for what Clark can do. "Blur" is as good as any. And the way he said it too. In true awe. Loved it. :)

[Tompouce]

Clark speaking about the cape, it was soooo funny and when he asked Lois who is the unlucky guy loool. I liked the way Chloe explained the alias too. Superman you are not far...

[oqllcksmallville]

Thanks for recapping all the great lines, though.

your welcome . :)

[kryptonaidxh]

:D "There she is, the LEGENDARY LOIS LANE":D
Refering to Lois:D

[oqllcksmallville]

even haters and strangers , know the legend .

[febo]

"Don't ever wear that cape again. You look ridiculous"

definetely the best quote of this episode.

actually I didnt get the "compliment" of Lois for Clark at the beginning of the episode!
which were the exact words?
please advise.

[go_clo]

Hello

talking of facial expressions i loved chloes when she was supposed to be running clark over but he moved out of the way, especially when it looked as if she was going about 2miles per hour.
:lol: Ya I loved her facial expression too! She's just like "aren't I suppost to be running over you now?"

It's especially funny that Clark actually had time to move out of the way of Chloe's car. Wasn't she suppost to be speeding at so fast that he wouldn't even be able to react? If Chloe was going so slow, why would Ollie have to save Clark? And how the heck was Ollie suppost to save both Clark and Jimmy? *sigh* Oh Smallville, we just love you and your plotholes! :p

[meteorfreak219]

FAVORITE LINE FROM THIS EPISODE!!!
Clark:you didnt hear me complaining when i had to put on green leather to protect your identity.
Oliver:clark, you made out with my girlfriend man!

[SparkleforSmallville]

FAVORITE LINE FROM THIS EPISODE!!!
Clark:you didnt hear me complaining when i had to put on green leather to protect your identity.
Oliver:clark, you made out with my girlfriend man!

That was so funny! I love the continuity from S6. Clark and Oliver have awesome chemistry:)

[Jack-El49]

Many great quotes in this episode but the funniest one (because it came out of nowhere and is SO TRUE);

Lois - What's rare ? A pen that works in this place ?

[HotStudsSuccess]

That was so funny! I love the continuity from S6. Clark and Oliver have awesome chemistry:)

So, your saying Clark and Oliver should defiantly go out together sometime??? :lol:

[ck123]

Lois:" Mark my words Clark Kent i wont stop untill i landthe first worldwide story2
Clark: "Good Luck with that "

[Starsaber]

Lois: "How does a violent criminal walk free? ... Yes, I've heard of bail."

Tess: "I'm not going to listen to some lecture on journalistic excellence from a reporter whose biggest byline concerned a kitten adoption fair."

Oliver: "Sometimes even superheroes need to take a vacation."

Lois: "I wasn't on a date, Smallville. I was deep undercover on a dinner with a psychopath."
Clark: "Sounds like your type."

Oliver: "I didn't realize how photogenic you were... as long as no one sees your face."