Nick & Jessica Variety hour

[Mr Boejangles]

OMG Could this world get any worse, now these two boobs ahve their own show on abc too ?

I cant believe everyone is falling for this "stoopid" gimick she is putting on. Honestly I cant believe it.

[shirkie]

Sigh... I think they're an attractive couple, and they have nice voices, but this whole "Look-at-us!" thing is horrible.
shirkie

[vyperman7]

Man, Jessica's breasts are almost hypnotic. LOL :)

I watched the first 5 minutes because Jessica is very hot, and I could not take my eyes off her chest. Like I said before, it was almost like they were hypnotizing me. I was expecting Alias to be on, and I had no idea about the variety hour. I turn it on ABC, and the variety hour comes on with Nick and Jessica.

I am just glad that Alias came on at 10:00pm because I would have been pissed if Alias was skipped another weak on the account of the Nick and Jessica crap.

Jessica may be extremely hot. However, she is extremely dumb and annoying. If she is still married to Nick 30-50 years down the road, she willnot have her looks anymore and she will have to rely on her personality. That is when Nick will know the true meaning of the word hell.

[MIGHTY LOKES]

Shoot.....I forgot to watch it. I really don't care about the show I just wanted to check out jessica's tits.

[shirkie]

vyperman7, I'm a straight female and I find her breasts hypnotic!!!! :) They're just so perky and perfect-looking; watching her gives me an insane sense of jealousy. Grr.

And I think you're TOTALLY right about the whole "once-her-looks-are-gone-she's-over-and-Nick's-really-doomed" thing. Looks fade over time, but stupid is forever.
shirkie

[vyperman7]

Originally posted by shirkie
vyperman7, I'm a straight female and I find her breasts hypnotic!!!! :) They're just so perky and perfect-looking; watching her gives me an insane sense of jealousy. Grr.

And I think you're TOTALLY right about the whole "once-her-looks-are-gone-she's-over-and-Nick's-really-doomed" thing. Looks fade over time, but stupid is forever.
shirkie

I don't intend to be mean or anything. However, from what I have seen of that Newlyweds show, Jessica Simpson is very stupid, spoiled, and annoying. I really don't see what redeeming qualities she has besides her looks. In my opinion, the reason that Nick probably puts up with her, is because she is a great lay. However, looks and a person's sex drive only last for so long, and after they are gone, Nick is only gonna have her personality.

By the way, loved the comment you made about Jessica's breasts. LOL

[Mr Boejangles]

I really dont think she is dumb... she is playing you all .

[Sharkie]

Originally posted by shirkie
vyperman7, I'm a straight female and I find her breasts hypnotic!!!! :) They're just so perky and perfect-looking; watching her gives me an insane sense of jealousy. Grr.

And I think you're TOTALLY right about the whole "once-her-looks-are-gone-she's-over-and-Nick's-really-doomed" thing. Looks fade over time, but stupid is forever.
shirkie SHIRKIE! EW!

[TWShakar]

Yeah, isn't it part of the whole act? There are parts of the show that are scripted.

[jaya04]

Originally posted by Mr Boejangles
OMG Could this world get any worse, now these two boobs ahve their own show on abc too ?

I cant believe everyone is falling for this "stoopid" gimick she is putting on. Honestly I cant believe it.

I Know you did not use those words for Jessica Simpson....... The hottest, funniest, hottest girl on earth....... look at her perfect chest and figure....ahhhhh jessica. I'll admit she isnt that good of an actor. My fav. part was w/ nick and the car... that was funny and the gay bar scene that was good to. Did anybody else think Jessica was going to kill somebody w/ the way she was swinging her arms. and i'll admit she did dramatize her songs quite a bit w/ the way she sang w/ her mouth.....

[shirkie]

Sorry, Sharkie, but lots of us appreciate Jessica Simpson's figure!!! :) I for one would LOVE to have her looks and figure. Whee!
shirkie

[KKrazy]

I find it so corny that it is hilarious!!!!

I must say when Jessica sings, it looks like she's having a seizure. I don't know if I should call the ambulance or throw her a bucket full of water. :lol:

[Dru]

Jessica may be extremely hot. However, she is extremely dumb and annoying. If she is still married to Nick 30-50 years down the road, she willnot have her looks anymore and she will have to rely on her personality. That is when Nick will know the true meaning of the word hell.

Heheh did you see when they hosted Saturday Night Live? They did this bit "Newlyweds year 50" thing it was SO funny when them in the old person make up and the Nick needs new eyes after 50 years of rolling his eyes at her and she says "Hey that's not fair! I want new eyes to!" and he roles his eyes then screams "ow!" LOL!! Or that "Nick I know I've asked you this hundreds of times but is Chicken Of The Sea Chicken or Tuna?" "Jessica! It's neither! Both have been extinct for years! Chicken Of The Sea is People!!" LOL!!! It was great. Then later she had this thing with all these weird thing "Pork of the jungle!" "Turky of The Desert!" ect.. and then she was like crying going "please stop...my head hurts!" "Then Try our new Turky favored asprin in the tuna can!" It was actually better then the Variety show.

And I do think they dumb her down a lot...if she were really as dumb as she comes off there's no way she would have lived this long. She would have gotten her self killed somehow from stupidity.

[Mr Boejangles]

Originally posted by shirkie
Sorry, Sharkie, for one would LOVE to have her looks and figure. Whee!
shirkie

Then you would be happy to know, she has suffered from horrible disfiguring acne.

[Ultimatemother]

I think Jessica Simpson is playing this whole dumb thing up. I dont think she is that stupid....a little ditzy yes but that girl is far from stupid.

I love Nick tho'. The looks he gives her are priceless. I know in his head he has got to be going,"This woman better be glad she is hot."

I think it's just a gimmick to make money,honestly. They both have nice singing voices but the need to write better songs.

[TWShakar]

Yeah it's all part of the act. It's pretty obvious.

[shirkie]

Horrible disfiguring acne??? And she STILL looks the way she does???
Stunned,
shirkie

[Mr Boejangles]

Yep, it was all around her mouth