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stenochick
10-09-2008, 09:44 AM
I thought I would get this one out of the way.

Lex: "Helllllooooo Kal-el, remember me?"
Clark: "Oh, snap!"

and

Clark: "The farm is just not the same since Kara died."
dcmarriott
10-09-2008, 11:41 AM
"Why am I pining over some smalltown cheerleader when I can get an intergalactic goddess like this chick?"
Richs
10-09-2008, 11:50 AM
"a GINGER space goddess.... weak"

Lois (after seeing Clark and Maxima kiss) "Oh no she didnt!"
thebog1
10-09-2008, 12:17 PM
Clark: "Wow. Someone who's hotter than Lana. She must not be human!"

- - - - - - - - - -

Chloe: 'I knew it! Clark really would date anyone in the universe before me!'

- - - - - - - - - -

Clark: I swear, Lois, I don't know who she is!
Lois: And the fact that she had her tongue down your throat, Smallville?'
Clark: Careful, Lois. You're sounding jealous.
Lois: I am not. I just don't want to lose my partner to some vapid wanna-be tramp.'

- - - - - - - - - -

Chloe: Clark, you made out with her? She's killing men!
Clark: It wasn't like I meant to!
Chloe: I dunno, Clark. Unless she's packin' red kryptonite in her... assets... it looks like you kissed her all on your own!
stenochick
10-09-2008, 12:48 PM
^^^those are great! lol!
smallv17
10-09-2008, 12:53 PM
Chloe: 'I knew it! Clark really would date anyone in the universe before me!'



That was hilarious!!!!! :rotfl:
thebog1
10-09-2008, 02:09 PM
Heh.. and the sad thing? I could really see each of those characters saying those quotes.. they won't but IF they did, it wouldn't be out of character. :D

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Here's one more:

Lois: Look, Smallville, we've got a story to write. Put your personal feelings for Ms. Tramp aside and let's go.
Clark: Lois, she's innocent, ok? I just know, ok? Trust me!

... near the end...

Clark: Lois.. I'm sorry I didn't listen to you.
Lois: It's ok, Clark. You liked her.. it's not your fault every girl you like ends up trying to kill you and/or your friends.
FlashInSV
10-09-2008, 02:22 PM
(after Lois finds Clark and Maxima lip-locked and after they begin investigating the murders, Lois snaps at him, by slapping his shoulder hard.)

Clark (indignantly): Lois!
Lois (crossly, not looking at him): You had a ginger hair!
thebog1
10-09-2008, 02:55 PM
Lois: You have to admit, Clark, she's bad news!
Clark: Yea, well maybe there's another explanation!
Lois: Like what? All the guys she kissed just happened to kill over?
Clark: You're just trying to find a reason not to like her, Lois!
Lois: Well, I'm not the one who's trying to give her a tour of my body!

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Tess: Chloe, I need your help. I know you're a genius.. and I want you to help me find Lex.
Chloe: If I'm as smart as you say I am, you should believe me when I tell you Lex should stay lost.
Tess: That's not true! I love him!
stenochick
10-09-2008, 03:04 PM
"a GINGER space goddess.... weak"


Clark (indignantly): Lois!
Lois (crossly, not looking at him): You had a ginger hair!

Is "ginger" British for "red-head"? I like it.
FlashInSV
10-09-2008, 03:06 PM
Is "ginger" British for "red-head"? I like it.

Oh! Yeah, sorry I forgot Lois would say "Red" instead of "ginger" since she is American and not British. My mistake. Innocent slip of the tongue :\

:D

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Clark: You're just trying to find a reason not to like her, Lois!
Lois: Well, I'm not the one who's trying to give her a tour of my body!

I could so picture Lois saying that. :D
OneShotClois
10-09-2008, 03:55 PM
"a GINGER space goddess.... weak"

Lois (after seeing Clark and Maxima kiss) "Oh no she didnt!"

:rotfl:

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(After Lois sees the kiss)
Clark: Lois i'm sorry-
Lois (Interrupts): Why? It's not like we're dating or something.
Clark (Finishing his sentence): you had to see that..
Lois: Oh.
rconner
10-09-2008, 05:15 PM
It's a bird, It's a plane, it's Lex
Karafan1
10-09-2008, 07:38 PM
To bad they didn't ripoff of Clark to Chloe in "Spirit" and have Clark say to Tess.."Crystal's mine b****...
Liquid-Prince
10-09-2008, 07:38 PM
Lois: Damn that's hot... Wish it was me!
babyluthor
10-09-2008, 08:03 PM
To bad they didn't ripoff of Clark to Chloe in "Spirit" and have Clark say to Tess.."Crystal's mine b****...

LOL
Meteror Freak
10-09-2008, 08:06 PM
Lois: "When I said you need to try other flavors of ice cream, smallville, I meant me!!!"
Liquid-Prince
10-09-2008, 08:07 PM
Lois: "When I said you need to try other flavors of ice cream, smallville, I meant me!!!"

:rotfl:
oqllcksmallville
10-09-2008, 08:08 PM
[quote=thebog1;4053777]
Clark: You're just trying to find a reason not to like her, Lois!
Lois: Well, I'm not the one who's trying to give her a tour of my body!

quote]

I can tottaly see Lois saying a line like that . = )
Pretty cool ; The Bog 1 , you know Lois Lane . ; )
.. clark and lois , clearly know that Lois was jelous ,
and clark deeply cares about her . ( y )
.. LOVED THE CLOIS . = ) <3
Billy Jor-El
10-09-2008, 10:39 PM
Chloe: "You blew it..."

Clark: "Uh, Chloe, speaking of blowing me.....?"
maryjanewatson
10-10-2008, 03:50 AM
Lois: Damn that's hot... Wish it was me!
I did say that XD



Chloe: Clark, would you give me away at my wedding.

Clark: Uh, shouldn't your Dad do that?

Chloe: Oh yeah.....
thebog1
10-10-2008, 06:19 AM
... Lois catching Clark Kent and Maxima in the elevator...

Clark: uh... Lois... hi....
Lois: Wow, Smallville. Can I join you two?
Clark: ... <blushes> Lois!
Chloe>All
10-10-2008, 07:57 AM
Jimmy: Chloe, I realize now that you're feelings for Clark are ancient history. I'll stop being a crybaby.

Chloe: Great. Let's elope right now!