Quotes from "Instinct"

[Routh]

Discuss your favorite quotes from Instinct!

[individuall]

Lois: Bring it, B*tch! :D

[kryptolad]

"You're my bff" -Chloe

[ClarkyBoy14]

Chloe - "You my BFF" and "You missed your chance, Bud."

Lois - Bring it, B****

I also liked the conversation Clark and Lois had in the DP at the beginning. :lol:

[6-Super-Man -5]

Lois: Bring it, B*tch! :D

That was awesome!

[IvanDA]

The E-mail:
Looking for this? (Shows picture of Crystal). You are not ready yet. - X

[Karafan1]

"Bring it b****" I loved that!!

[individuall]

Lois: You know endorphins? They're hormones that are released when your body performs a certain activity.
Clark: Like when you play a sport.
Lois: Or there's another kind of activity that two people share. Repetative motion... builds to a climax

:lol:

[lovinredkclark]

Lois: You know endorphins? They're hormones that are released when your body performs a certain activity.
Clark: Like when you play a sport.
Lois: Or there's another kind of activity that two people share. Repetative motion... builds to a climax

:lol:

with lois' little cheeky smirk. that was my fav line.

[oqllcksmallville]

the way Lois smiled after she said that , was FUUNNNNYYY . = )

[silverdragon]

basically i loved all lois' lines in this one...especially the 'bring it b****'

[lovinredkclark]

i also liked the line lois said to clark about the ice cream. 'you need to try wild cherry'.
hehehe lois is wild cherry hehehe

[oqllcksmallville]

I just wish Clarkster would realize it QUICKKERR ! =(

[Meteror Freak]

The E-mail:
Looking for this? (Shows picture of Crystal). You are not ready yet. - X

YES! Pure awesomeness squeezed into show at the last few seconds!:p

[geminis]

Lois was also sporting the wild cherry! And what Clark said after that awesome endorphin description: Thank you!

Maxima saying to Lois: You have a deep connection to [Clark], I felt it!
Maxima also saying to Clark: [you're the ]the Last Son of Krypton!

Clark to Lois: Thanks for showing up when you did, I guess you could say you saved my life!
Lois' response: Tell me about it. If I hadn't severed your love connection...!

Lois to Clark: you have a [type] pretty, friendly, damsel in distress-y!

[krpto]

Hello slutty anna is not his type. -lois

[susangail]

Lois to Clark: You're as predictable as mullets at NASCAR. :rotfl:

[geminis]

And how ironic was Clark saying "Let's get back to work, please?" Followed by Lois: "Good idea, bury your heartache in work." They keep mirroring each other!

I have to rewatch Toxic to remember the conversation Clark and Lois had about work, but it seems that they are swapping roles.

[individuall]

Lois: I am calm! *finger jabs Clark's chest* I AM PERFECTLY CALM! Why wouldn't I be calm!? Dial down the ego, Smallville! I don't care what you do with your love life!
Clark: Wha??? *looks confused*

[Iluvgreen]

LOis had frikin awsome lines. i liked all of them alot. like a frickin lot. and i liked chloe's- you missed your chance bub.- that was soooo cute. i love them as friends. i love clois in this episode.

[geminis]

Lois: Great! Does he really think I care who he sucks face with? Hello, sluttyanna wasn't even his type!

Lois again: I don't have time to handhold...

[Angel of Mercy]

I loved the last scene in the barn, and Clark expresses to Lois his fear of having his soulmate right in front of him and he's too blind to see it.

Lois' reply: When the right girl comes along, I think you'll know.

I also loved when Clark offered Lois her old room back at the Kent farm:
Lois: We tried living together once before and that didn't work out. Let's not tempt fate.

[Jaderoyale]

All of Lois' lines were pure genius.

[Super Maverick]

"Lex's Arctic-antics..."

[FlashInSV]

every word that comes out of Lois' mouth is brilliant. Sheer cleverness and wit. If I were Clark, I'd kiss the girl simply for being that smart. lol ;-DD

[skylar]

[QUOTE=individuall;4055199]Lois: You know endorphins? They're hormones that are released when your body performs a certain activity.
Clark: Like when you play a sport.
Lois: Or there's another kind of activity that two people share. Repetative motion... builds to a climax

That was one of the best lines Lois said in a long time...loved the look she gave Clark!!!!

[SparkleforSmallville]

Clark: "I didn't know I had a wheelhouse". Tom's face was so cute!

and the little voice, Clark used to coax Shelby to his food. *sigh* My heart melted:)

When Lois turned down the room, Clark looked like he was going to cry:[ (no words needed)

[OneShotClois]

Everything Lois said to Clark and vice versa was amazing to watch. They just bounce off eachother so perfectly. I loved all her quotes, especially 'bring it, b*tch' < knowing she didn't have a chance in hell. I love Lois, hahah.

[FlashInSV]

the look on Lois face when she said "Repetative motion...Builds to a climax" was priceless!

Can someone make it an avatar for me???????? Pretty-please, fellow Smallvillians?

[alejandrita439]

hahaha i love lois quotes a lote :)

[disciples of zod]

clark: "but when they found the body, he was fully clothed." :lol:

lois: "God, i don't care who he sucks face with." :rotfl:

those were my faves.

~K

[cksidekick]

Lois to Clark: You're as predictable as mullets at NASCAR. :rotfl:


you almost HAVE to be from the Carolinas to pick that one out! :cool:

NASCAR and Monster Trucks...i was raised to by a guy who believes they are Birthrights...:lol:

[Sandraangel86]

Lois: I am calm! *finger jabs Clark's chest* I AM PERFECTLY CALM! Why wouldn't I be calm!? Dial down the ego, Smallville! I don't care what you do with your love life!
Clark: Wha??? *looks confused*


i also liked the line lois said to clark about the ice cream. 'you need to try wild cherry'.
hehehe lois is wild cherry hehehe

Lois: You know endorphins? They're hormones that are released when your body performs a certain activity.
Clark: Like when you play a sport.
Lois: Or there's another kind of activity that two people share. Repetative motion... builds to a climax

:lol:
I absoluteley agree those wer ethe best quotes. I lay on my sofa and was shaken....

[moon114]

lois said to clark about the ice cream. 'you need to try wild cherry'. hahaha dont know about you guys but i think lois was trying to said : clark why dont you stop thinking of lana and try some wild cherry like me huh?! ......

[Mars Investigations]

"Bring it, b*tch."

Best. Line. Ever.

[individuall]

Lois: 'I need you, Smallville..." (on the phone in the beginning)

[Fallen One]

Lois: Whats your ETA?
Clark: I'm flying into the building right now.

Lois: You need to try another scoop of the 31 flavors. Maybe a little less sweet vanilla and a lot more wild cherry.

Lois: Now you just learned to dog paddle your way through a story. What kind of friend would I be if threw you in the deep end without a floatie?

Chloe: Clark I'm not the only one in the world who needs your help. You have to go.

Lois: Oh sorry to rain on your orgy Smallville, I think I scared off your date.

Clark: You don't understand-
Lois: Whats not to understand? You were pulling a 9 and 1/2 weeks in the elevator. I mean it may not get you a membership in the Mile High club but hey? You gotta start somewhere..

Lois: Look I don't know who or what you are but you got it all wrong lady. There is nothing romantic between Lois and Clark.

Lois: Look, he's about as attracted to me as a Red Sox fan to the Yankees.

Tess: Its seems wherever we are in the universe our stars keeps crossing.

Maxima: Finally! A man with some fight in him! None of the men on my planet have the stamina to keep up.

Maxima: You want me, as much as I want you.

Clark: My destiny is here, and you're not apart of it.

Clark: What if my soulmate comes along and I'm too blind to see it?
Lois: I don't know Smallville, I think that when the right girl walks into your life, you'll know.

Lois: Being housemates didn't work out for us the first time Smallville, why tempt fate.

[eas]

Pretty much everything that came out of Lois's mouth, but here's my favs:

"Now, I hate to be the one dishing out a helping of tough love love here, Clark," she says and then grabs a coffee stirrer and whirls around to face him. He stepped back a bit. "But Lana is gone for good. Get back in the saddle, buckaroo. This go-round, you need look outside your wheelhouse."

Clark looks amused and bit confused. "I didn't even know I had a wheelhouse."


--

Clark is angry and frustrated. "Just calm down!!"

Lois yells back, "I AM CALM!" She starts jabbing him in the chest and Clark looks down, both confused and angry. "I am perfectly calm! Why wouldn't I be calm? Dial the ego, Smallville. I don't care what you do with your love life!!" She whirls around and stalks off.

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The whole convo in the loft.

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The endorphins comment.

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[Kevin24]

Lois: Bring it *****!!!

[justme_007]

can someone explain me what bff means??

I refer to Chloe´s quote. What did she mean???

[Fallen One]

Best friend(s) forever

[justme_007]

Thanks a lot =) i just didn´t know ... so kind

[Channelsurfer531]

Maxima when she meets that poor guy in the alley at the beginning of the episode:

"I came when I saw your kryptonian beacon."

Oh geez, could that be anymore suggestive PS3??!?! :)

[stenochick]

Clark is angry and frustrated. "Just calm down!!"

Lois yells back, "I AM CALM!" She starts jabbing him in the chest and Clark looks down, both confused and angry. "I am perfectly calm! Why wouldn't I be calm? Dial the ego, Smallville. I don't care what you do with your love life!!" She whirls around and stalks off.


That's the one!!

I knew if I just kept reading someone else would post my favorite quote from Instinct.

I agree with everyone's quotes. I have watched the Clark scenes from that episode over and over. At some point, my TIVO will delete it, but until then, I can't watch those enough, especially the Clois scenes. Also, the first scene with Shelby is adorable.

[tibbit78]

FAVORITE INSTINCT QUOTES:


1) Lois & Clark:


Lois: I need you, Smallville -- I just got to the planet, and I'm already having the workday from hell. What's your E.T.A.?

Clark: I'm flying into the building right now. I'll be there in a second.

Lois: Hey, I thought you said you were coming in for a landing. What happened to you -- run into some turbulence?

Clark: According to the clock, I'm still two minutes early. Now, what's the hurry?

Lois: Well, I need you to take on some of my workload. This is my second quart of java, and I'm still not firing on all eight cylinders.

Clark: Rough night of sleep last night?

Lois: More like no night of sleep. Jimmy moved in so he and Chloe can save their wedding pennies, but the groom snores like a freight train. I am so jealous of you in that Kent farmhouse all by yourself. So many empty rooms, huh?

Clark: It is pretty quiet.

Lois: You are about as predictable as mullets in NASCAR. One little mention of you living alone, and you start singing the "missing Lana" blues. You know, I hate to be the one to dish out a helping of tough love here, Clark, but Lana is gone for good. Time to get back in the saddle, buckaroo. But this go-round, you need to look outside your wheelhouse.

Clark: I didn't know I had a wheelhouse.

Lois: Of course you do -- pretty, frilly, damsel-in-distressy. You need to try another scoop of the 31 flavors, maybe a little less sweet vanilla and a lot more wild cherry.

Clark: Let's get back to the work...please.

Lois: Good idea. Bury your heartache in your job.


2) Jimmy & Chloe:


Jimmy Olsen: Well, I don't think Lois like any side of me these days. She's still mad 'cause I didn't tell her the truth about Lex Luthor's Arctic antics.

Chloe Sullivan: Yeah, Lois wins medals for holding a grudge. Don't worry. Just a couple of weeks of walking around on eggshells, and it'll all be over.

Jimmy: Looks like I stumbled into the razor wire surrounding the Clark issue again. I knew that he was your first love. I just...never knew that you felt like this.

Chloe: It's ancient history. I wrote that when I was 15. I've told you before -- Clark is my best friend, and that's all.

Jimmy: "I'm the girl of your dreams masquerading as your best friend." You realize I'm living my biggest nightmare right now.

Chloe: Jimmy, it was a schoolgirl crush. And to be perfectly honest, this constant insecurity about Clark is really starting to wear thin.

Jimmy: Every time I try and leave it in the past, it just keeps making its way into the present.

Chloe: I -- I don't know what else I can do.

Jimmy: Why don't you start by asking yourself... why you never said these things to me?


3) Chloe & Clark:


Chloe: Hey. Am I glad to see you. Now that Lois is riding shotgun in your mystery machine, your old sidekick's jonesing for a Scooby clue. Let me see that concrete crop circle.

Clark: I know it's not Kryptonian.

Chloe: This is a hypogeous marker. It's the royal crest from the planet called Almerac. This belongs to their queen.

Clark: A planet called Almerac? Chloe, I didn't realize that your Brainiac download had included some sort of intergalactic encyclopedia.

Clark: Chloe, do you remember when you said we'd talk about your condition? You know, if things got worse?

Chloe: Clark, I've analyzed every possible scenario, and, as much as it scares me, you can't wave your Kryptonian wand and save me on this one.

Clark: I'll find a way.

Chloe: Clark, it's just how it is. There's nothing you can do, so just let it go.


4) Chloe Sullivan & Tess Mercer:


Tess: Good evening, miss Sullivan. I am sorry for the cloak-and-dagger routine, but I didn't have time to schedule this little meet and greet. My name is --

Chloe: You can save the introduction. I know who you are. And I don't care to talk with anyone connected to Lex Luthor.

Tess: It's no secret that you and Lex have your differences, but...I'm sure that you are far too fair a person to fault me for his mistakes. Because I really need your help. I know that you've cracked into some of the most complex and protected computer systems in the world, and I'd like to hire you to do the same for me.

Chloe: I guess Lex's lackeys didn't tell you that he actually dropped the dime on me for being a techno-wiz. I was locked up. It wasn't pretty.

Tess: Well, no laws will be broken. You'll be trying to hack a very unique supercomputer.

Chloe: Sorry. My plate's full.

Tess: Yeah, I'm sure planning a wedding and starting up the Isis foundation have you pretty busy.

Chloe: How did you know all that?

Tess: I have access to all of Lex's records. And I know everything about you, Chloe. Which is why I know you're the only person that can help me. So I'm hoping you'll reconsider?

Chloe: You learned well from Lex. When you don't get your way, you just...threaten. This isn't my first tour of duty on the Luthor battlefield. So you're gonna have to come at me with a lot more firepower.

Clark: Everyone has to move on, Jimmy. Chloe must have, because she found you. You don't know how lucky you are to have each other.

Tess Mercer: Amazing, Kent. It seems wherever we are in the universe, our stars keep crossing.


5) Chloe & Clark:


Clark: Jimmy was really shaken up about some letter.

Chloe: Yeah. That letter was for you. I, uh, read it to you sophomore year in high school when you were really sick. The only way I had enough guts to tell you how I actually felt was when you were unconscious.

Clark (reading a love poem): "I may not be the one you love today, "but I'll let you go for now, hoping one day you'll fly back to me."

Chloe: The kicker is, you did respond, with one word -- "Lana."

Clark: I guess I always knew. I just...

Chloe: Clark, that was a long time ago. Don't worry. I don't feel that way now. I just wanted you to read it so that I could finally close that chapter of my life and put it behind me. But...don't get me wrong. I don't regret having had those feelings. But that's just because they helped prepare me so that I was ready to share my love with the perfect person. And to me, that person is Jimmy. So you blew it, bud

Clark: Chloe, I just want you to be happy.

Chloe: Clark, what you and I have, I will never share with anyone else. You're my BFF (Best Friend Forever). Which is why, um... when Jimmy and I get married, I was hoping that... you would give me away at the altar.

Clark: Absolutely. I'd be honored to, Chloe. And I may have an early wedding present for you. Since Jor-el created Brainiac, I think he can cure your infection.

Chloe: Maybe so, but I thought that when the fortress disappeared, so did your father.

Clark: Jor-el's just complex computer programming inside a Kryptonian crystal -- the same crystal that produced the Fortress.

Chloe: And now Tess Mercer has it. That's the computer she wants me to hack into.

Clark: And I think I can re-create Jor-el and the Fortress. I just need to get that crystal back. The only problem is, I've already searched the Daily Planet and the mansion. I haven't found it. Maybe this time, we use a little less brawn and a little more brain.


6) Lois and Clark:


Clark: [ Chuckles ] Thanks for showing up when you did. I guess you could say you saved my life.

Lois: Tell me about it. If I hadn't severed your love connection, you would have ended up like all her other dates.

Clark: You know, she said some...weird things to me.

Lois: Really?

Clark: She said she was my soul mate.

Lois: I-I think you can do a little bit better than, uh, a man-eating meteor-freak.

Clark: I know she's not the one, but... it got me to thinking. Chloe showed me this love letter she wrote to me years ago, and... her feelings were really intense. And Chloe was right there in front of me, and I never realized how she felt. What if my soul mate comes along and I'm too blind to see it?

Lois: I don't know, Smallville. I think... that when the right girl walks into your life... you'll know.

Clark: [ Chuckles ] What did Maxima say to you?

Lois: [ Chuckles ] Nothing for the front page. Well, I got to go. I'm meeting with a realtor, finding my own place. Those lovebirds are so sweet, my teeth will rot if I don't move out.

Clark: Hey, Lois, um... you were right. This house is pretty big. If you want your old room back, it's yours.

Lois: Being housemates didn't work out for us the first time, Smallville. Why tempt fate? (Winks at Clark Kent).

[zorasuperman]

"Do i really care who he sucks face with"

LOL lois if you don't care "supposedly" with whom clark kent sucks face with then let it go; why are you running off in a rage and being mad at clark for sucking face with maxima; if it doesn't bother you then you should have been happy for clark getting laid since he obviously hasnt had any from lana in a LONG time

but of course u really do care miss lane or else it wouldnt bother u

[Welling_is_pretty]

Lois: Look I don't know who or what you are but you got it all wrong lady. There is nothing romantic between Lois and Clark.
I was wondering why no one had quoted this one! Nice reference to both the Clois in the comics and the old tv show "Lois and Clark".

[DreadShamus]

Lois: Look I don't know who or what you are but you got it all wrong lady. There is nothing romantic between Lois and Clark.



This was the one for me. Lois had a zillion great lines, but this one made me laugh out loud. Glad someone else caught it.

[rebecavaldez]

Lois: Bring it B****

[Supsfan]

Maxima when she meets that poor guy in the alley at the beginning of the episode:

"I came when I saw your kryptonian beacon."

Oh geez, could that be anymore suggestive PS3??!?! :)

By far the funniest line of the episode, I am surprised nobody else suggested it

[Starsaber]

Tess - "I'm afraid you crashed the wrong disco."

Chloe - "I can't say I'm thrilled that he macked on an alien goddess."